READING YOUR CONFESSIONS WITH THE PUREST PERSON EVER, BAO THE WHALE

[@Karizmatyc]

Bao, widely known for being pure and NOT a furry

[@Bitz0Parable]

^ the comment above is a LIE

[@faenethlorhalien]

She wants to be bred, which is weird, because if you could choose, why not be something fancier, like a quaso.

[@bloodgodalucard4769]

"I NEED TO BE BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!"

[@oscarjose4193]

You mean... KNOT?!

[@joeramsay6269]

Me when I lie

[@Animaniac0451]

I hate romantic misunderstandings in manga, they aren't realistic, people should just talk. - Girl who still has never spoken to the crush she ruined her eyes for.

[@Execuor]

The entire Teen Drama Genre would implode if the characters were actually capable of communicating with each other

[@MrFelblood]

@@Execuor TBR, our world would be a very different place if people were capable of communicating.

[@linkin0983]

It's just fiction, chill lol

[@pyrosomebody]

Bao's model is to adorable for this kind of convo

[@Emulleator]

to adorable for this kind of person

[@housemana]

its almost like she's shooting herself in the foot. they're the ones who originally made their name on being lewdtubers. it's hilarious they think they can just pirouette away when its convienient to more seiso content.

[@pyrosomebody]

@@housemana I was so flabbergasted by your comment I had to commune with the council and the council has decreed that you must go outside and breath some fresh air

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

@@housemanashe’s not pirouetting away dude, it’s just a cute chibi model for the sake of being cute. She didn’t change ANY mannerisms or censor herself at ALL, and you’d KNOW that if you bothered to listen to ANY of the stream. You obviously spend too much time on /vt/, so take your meds IMMEDIATELY and go tf outside. Thank me later when you aren’t on the verge of being actually sick in the head.

[@darknessends127]

@@housemana get a life neckbreather instead of making stupid ass comments

[@666aron]

When Mitch read that “ every man has a dog in them”, I saw Bao’s eyes sparkle.

[@GSSwordsmen]

Michi: "What's a refactory period?" Bao: "You know, when you don't have to worry about reloading. And keep going forever!" Michi: "Like monthly?" Bao: *intense sweating* "Monthly? I thought you meant....Wait I'm confused." Michi: "B, I said six months, not a whole day! Bao the Whale!"

[@dr.bright6272]

This combo is chaotic

[@missm0ka]

I am from the south, born and raised all my life. Never until this day have I heard of a poop knife...like yeah we have plumbing issues but wtf why a knife If there was a knife in my bathroom it would be to protect from bathroom ninjas or something stupid and silly like that

[@SabersPraetor]

Same as someone from central Texas i too just learned of this.

[@Sardit]

dude its a knife to get dogshit out from the soles of your shoes...

[@admiralrogers1157]

Same, I’ve never heard of this. I’ve lived in Louisiana and Arkansas my entire life and have visited every southern state for extended periods of time and not once have I ever heard of a poop knife. Unless this is something that happens in the back country (and I mean the REAL back country) I can’t even conceive of something like this happening. Sure our plumbing isn’t the best, but it’s not THAT bad.

[@missm0ka]

@@admiralrogers1157 I mean I've lived the Tennessee countryside like farm houses a mile apart, and places like the middle of nowhere but the whole town is cracked out of their mind. That's kinda where I'd think something like that would pop up, but not once had I heard of it.

[@snewen.g.8485]

Dip it into your sht for +40 poison damage

[@nitricacid2516]

can you imagine stabbing somebody with a poop knife, like the immediate 534098 debuffs they would receive to their immune system is crazy

[@moodyringtarotllc1624]

Bruh....💀😅🤣🤭🤢

[@Alikaoz]

They did that during the crusades. And in 'nam. The poopstab is an ancient technique.

[@CanadAssassiN]

"youre supposed to take care of your parents when they're old by yourself" My parents are the reason i have two therapists. F*cking make me.

[@Boredom_Incarnate]

I love how both of their models in this have the same "LittleBigPlanet" energy when they clap and the models just kinda shudder a bit like Sackboy. Also maybe Bao's mouth now that I type this out. xD

[@unsuspectingman]

What a wholesome and NOT cursed collab

[@swigmcale7555]

Yeah, the confession made by M4, that is manslaughter. The difference between murder and manslaughter, basically, is that murder is premeditated in some way, while manslaughter is due to some kind of negligence.

[@elrojogrande744]

eh really depends on the state. there are some states that call manslaughter something like murder in the 4th degree or something similar.

[@ismayonnaiseaninstrument8700]

Either way, dude's going to the slammer. Depending on how the other inmates feel about this particular sin, M4 might not be leaving the slammer either.

[@Mewobiba]

Obviously it varies by jurisdiction, but here it wouldn't be either. It could be ruled "causing another's death", which is the term used for non-hostile recklessness leading to another's death (e.g. drunk driving), but it might not even be that due to the indirectness. Manslaughter would require an actual effort to harm another, eg you punch someone and they die.

[@canisretro]

I've heard the term "negligent homicide" here. But it's usually reserved if someone actually responsible for safety and maintenance causes it, so probably wouldn't apply. (Like if a landlord knows the AC doesn't work in an elderly tenant's apartment & they die of heatstroke)

[@finngeometry7570]

⁠@@canisretroit’s definitely different by country, but in New Zealand you can do manslaughter by an unlawful act, negligently, both combined or frightening some or a child to do something causing death. Negligent manslaughter is the second one, and it refers to death caused by failing to fulfil a duty (duties set out in the 150s of the crimes act). I actually just had a law school exam on this yesterday and I’m not kidding. EDIT: just to clarify don’t take any of this as legal advice please, I’m just recalling what I remember.

[@profoundresolve]

Instantly turned into a conversation about jorkin it. Never change vtubers.

[@justaredstring7517]

About the Boruto rant. Besides all Bao and Michi said, I also despise it because the story in Naruto was in big part about trying to make a better world and future for everyone. Yet, because the plot said "fuck it" the world in their hands got so fucked that it ruins so much of what made Naruto as a series appealing. I freakin hate Boruto. Also, Michi is Based for having Hinata as her first waifu. Same here. ... my best freind and I were also making hand-signs and pretending to be ninjas in school (I might still do it in private as an adult once in a blue moon).

[@lonepigeon68]

Bao is as pure as the driven snow ... how many times that snow has been driven over is unknown.

[@icetea275]

Editor actually took Bao's intro lol

[@simonsilence]

I'm only 9 minutes in and this is already throwing me through the room with absolute shitgiggles. Im in for a treat here.

[@xellosamagojyuuroku9030]

Baos English dub pokemon Ash Ketchum was uncannily spot on

[@KogaNobuyoshi]

You wanna talk about embarrassing Naruto habits? Narutopedia was my best friend as a kid. I literally took notes about different Jutsu, hand signs, etc.

[@therinwhitten]

I remember seeing a poop knife in Biloxi Mississippi. It was a butter knife next to the toilet. I was 8, and they told me over and over not to grab the knife. Now I know why.

[@saber_xyt]

*_Man I Love Bao N Michi_*

[@tarkorotsu]

This was a great stream. I hope to see Michi and Bao collab more.

[@prinnybob87]

Bao's head dent collecting water. Are you saying she's a Kappa?

[@LegitHarpyHunter]

Since I can't ever attend a stream, here's my confession. When I went away for college I started dating and being intimate with a girl in my dorm building. We were going to spend our thanksgiving apart because we both had a big family thing planned and didn't want to stir up drama on either side. So I went to a family reunion and I saw her there. I'm pretty sure she didn't know either and I made my escape quietly. I ghosted her and dropped out of college because it messed me up too much.

[@arthurbekaert1274]

I love this model of Bao

[@TimeFireProductions]

THE SECOND COMING OF THE CRINGE COPS

[@lollypopalopicus]

Would be great to have Bao Juni and Michi all do one together.

[@ZION73082]

​@@lollypopalopicusYou could call them The Bubble, The Bug, and the Bobblehead! ☠️🤣🥰🤗😎😏

[@yoshi396]

Bao's Chibi avatar is so cute, its animations remind me of Sack boys faucal animations from little big planet.

[@FoobyDudeGaming]

Bao and Michi being cringe together is very cute to watch

[@godlessyuri]

Bao's avatar looks so adorable!

[@M12GProductions]

I was a secret locker poet. She shot me down.

[@Coriore445]

If Bao were a pokemon her ability would be rain dish

[@JackDespero]

1:20:00 More specifically, SSRI are Selective Serotonin Recapture Inhibitors. Basically, it reduces your body's capacity to remove serotonin, therefore increasing its presence in your system.

[@goldnspartan]

They had no idea how close they were when they said "I see no god up here other than me" is a vtuber manager

[@friedrice5902]

For me girls talking adult stuff like this intrigues me because before this kinds of topics were tame and sometime non existant for them in my perspective and experience. Its normally the guy youtubers has this kinds of topics was the norm for me back then. Until I got curious about Vtubers because of the 1st bricky and mata collab and man I saw another part of the internet.

[@akimbofresh8109]

Guys are way less explicit and vulgar actually. These girls are like teenagers that have never had sex before.

[@awesomecraft3247]

Bao is about as pure as the Hudson river.

[@awesomecraft3247]

Actually wait Bao's childhood explains it. Nevermind.

[@zekkangames5019]

8:47 bao really just said I like being able to really commit to being a goonette unlike dudes that gotta have a cool down lmao

[@Falling_Down]

i know michi said she doesnt know why chat hates her cute voice but honestly i think it's nice and adorable that chat likes michi with her real voice

[@notspidey25]

3:45 I BEG YOUR FINEST PARDON?!! ELEMENTARY SCHOOL?!?!

[@tiagotiagot]

02:47:08 Sounds like it wouldn't take too much effort for Michi to pull off a hell of a Tara Strong style OG TT Raven....

[@KendraSinclair]

Idk what i was expecting with Bao in the vid but wow 😂

[@ha-itsme]

near 2 hour marks we got a murder / manslaughter confession.

[@tanuki01]

Bao and Michi bonding over being massive weebs is kind of amazing

[@epiphysiscerebri9386]

This was oddly wholesome, I am beginning to like this channel a lot.

[@idownloadsydrus]

Name a more iconic duo

[@kindatim]

NAH, WTF, that trailer park leeching power story is not just concerning, that's absolutely fucking crazy how scary that shit is.

[@NFS_Ghost]

who tf does the deed since elementary school?? that's messed up

[@grafzeppelin4069]

48:20 No, you'll pass the Chuuni Exams.

[@linkin0983]

2:31:19 Knuckles Bao?! 🤨🤨 And about the ghost thing, Sam & Colby also went to the Ancient Ram Inn with two other KZbinrs lol. I don't remember if I've seen the Ghost Adventures episode on it 😂😂

[@C.N.A.C.]

I love how Bao's model makes her :O face look like a :D face.

[@LuisTorres-dv7px]

Oh God, Bao is a colleague of mine... I need a drink...

[@Catt1717]

Man,Didn’t expect a damn murder confession here

[@thedarktemple9702]

Overwatch and fnaf, the two communities that have, ALL your favorite vas, and the two communities that constantly remind you that it is most definitely possible to be overqualified for that field of work

[@eunhyuekpark6159]

Michi and Bao collab. Let's go!

[@Caerulean1137]

Manga + Audio... Bao is pretty enlightened ngl

[@antinotice]

Elementary school is 8 years in some countries and you graduate at 14/15, then you go to high school, technical school, etc.

[@linkin0983]

29:24 Ngl, that's psychotic 😅 1:04:14 I can't with Bao saying the most heinous stuff, and Michi doesn't know what it is 😂 1:54:39 😮😮😮 Wtf!!! That's the worst one if true.

[@marlonwelty8016]

Bro did it for 6hrs no water break👀

[@XenostheLost]

21:03 I laugh like a maniac this is next level gaslighting 😂

[@GeebusCrust]

I mean, Bao is know to *demolish* bathrooms

[@prinnybob87]

I'm from the south, still never seen a poop knife

[@kirby69813]

New favorite Bao model. Reminds me of my (2nd) favorite Vtuber, Chibidoki

[@FrogWizard224]

This confessional became coomer support group so fast

[@theoneguyoverthere]

1:45:29 This expression of Michi right here? This is her realizing that she and Bao are meant to be.

[@darkgodem4526]

Viagra is still a heart medication XD We use it a lot, especially in women since the hard-on is less of an issue. It's for Pulmonary Hypertension

[@GeoffPlays]

Holy shit, Michi's glasses story is the most down bad thing I've ever heard in my life

[@OrigamiJawny]

audio pr0n is so goated tho

[@mikoajpietrych6168]

Of course Bao likes Naruto, he can turn into a fox.

[@strawkittycat]

This was such a fun collab 💜

[@layzeemi98swagger41]

Hey look over there isn't that the horse guy from wukong😂

[@TheBenvelope]

The moment in 25:00, my ex went to a church where the youth group leader hated me. I never thought much of it, but one day she tried to advertise the youth group on Facebook and used Stalin propaganda pictures saying the youth group wants them... she still doesn't understand 6 years on why whenever we are near each other I play Russian waltz music. I mean you can't try and be two faced with me in private horrid and public nice, and not expect a person who will laugh at the darkest humor. Made a new one with her face on sauron promoting purity rings

[@deco1747]

2:13:10 BUY BUY BUY 2:25:30 "The ancient Ram Inn LMAO

[@Verrisin]

40:30 - when the UB needs correction! XDXD

[@Verrisin]

8:10 - what brilliant difference XD

[@dscrye]

1:06:00 “Kamen no Maid Guy”. Guy Kogarashi cosplay would be amazing.

[@HailHydra27]

1:09:40 this is how i found out that short of the Calli cosplayer looking for the Kronii cosplayer that stole her vape was a reference to something

[@NUCCubus]

You two are sooooo good together, bless

[@mastermegabyte]

Nice to know My submission got featured.

[@Layla_Escariot]

42:50 Bao… drawbridges are still used today… like… have you never gone over a large river or canal?

[@johnokland1652]

It's wild because I also got medschool scholarships and offers to study abroad in medicine but I wasn't really interested in it like honestly I didn't know if I could deal with surgery and stuff and I was more interested in other fields so I turned it down when I was a kid and I feel like a idiot for turning it down now cause I could of been set for life especially with some of those full ride offers taking care of a majority of the costs I'd be able to probably retire some time in the next ten years a live off my investments or something with how much Dr's make

[@doomsday_cola]

Editor W for elevating this fun yap session

[@TheAtomicSpoon]

Lived in the South my entire life. I had never heard of a poop knife until I saw that reddit post.

[@chaucerianfraud6767]

The Naruto dork energy is high in this one.

[@tuskedwings7453]

If Bao is pure, i'm the pope

[@frostgodsaber5370]

43:03 I’m still in strong belief that when boruto comes to an end we will get a Naruto pov as everything fades to black and it’s the third hokage pulling Naruto out of the infinite tsukoyomi

[@justadude450]

1:09:45 I got pulled back into the video from that because I go to Dragon Con every year.

[@bah9541]

40mins: were they really chuuni when they've both turned into anime characters as their full time jobs?

[@Darthmufin]

I prefer the doll version of Michi, it has more emotion in the animation somehow lol

[@ATOMSight]

I didn't know that eye pressure could make your eyes pop out. I was wondering why I'm able to fart with my eye. like, if i put my palm on my eye in the right angle, my eye can make a fart sound like the one when you put your hand under your arm to make a fart sound. I will not be doing it anymore. I don't want my eye to pop out.

[@bellzhellz5922]

I love how this went from eww porn is gross, to then admitting their literal addicts within the first few minutes 😅 and they are desensitized.

[@kirby69813]

4:38 that is in fact *NOT* elementary school. Elementary school is 5-10

[@Anonymous_mafiaqueen]

This is me 15 minutes before watching the video 😊

[@ryanchong9965]

I'm watching the video, I'll zone out and then Bao say something and I just snap back to attention at whatever the fuck Bao just said.

[@wolfman210]

17:45 I'm from the Deep South and I have never EVER heard of a "poop knife"...until now.

[@tiagotiagot]

Bookmarks are stuff you do with the browser itself; if you don't want it leaked, don't put the info in someone else's computer.

[@demomanscottishgangstaproducti]

they are talking about the twitter bookmark system

[@tiagotiagot]

@@demomanscottishgangstaproducti What's the point of willingly sharing your whole private bookmarks collection with a malicious surveillance company when you can just hit Ctrl-D?

[@demomanscottishgangstaproducti]

@@tiagotiagot idk bruh

[@caryartomlis]

Ain't no way Bao called a Bulgarian Split Squat a Romanian Deadlift.

[@trevorstampfly5910]

for the 6hrs one it can happen its called delayed ejaculation its common in people on pain killers or ssri also common for people on the autism spectrum. I've had problems with it myself never gone for 6hrs but 2 or 3 at times

[@zekkangames5019]

54:23 speaking of itatchi yall know about how the night he slayed the Uchiha clan he had a girlfriend and he put her in a genjutsu and gave her basically a whole life with him she she would die happy that shit always cuts me deep af

[@AntiGuy69420]

1:09:05 I think michi is the real pure one…

[@HeadfirstRYAN]

I didn’t have a poop knife, but when growing up, my grandparents had a poop ice pick. Same concept, but stab the poop till it broke up so it didn’t clog the toilet. I didn’t continue the tradition, but now I’m reconsidering. Everybody loves a good comeback story

[@シロダサンダー]

A Hinata lover... I'm not alone anymore... I think she was one of my earliest ショートカット loves

[@mikeyj8380]

The call of the wild 😂 . Yuuuuup