READING YOUR CONFESSIONS WITH THE PUREST PERSON EVER, BAO THE WHALE

[@Karizmatyc]

Bao, widely known for being pure and NOT a furry

[@Bitz0Parable]

^ the comment above is a LIE

[@faenethlorhalien]

She wants to be bred, which is weird, because if you could choose, why not be something fancier, like a quaso.

[@bloodgodalucard4769]

"I NEED TO BE BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!"

[@oscarjose4193]

You mean... KNOT?!

[@joeramsay6269]

Me when I lie

[@Animaniac0451]

I hate romantic misunderstandings in manga, they aren't realistic, people should just talk. - Girl who still has never spoken to the crush she ruined her eyes for.

[@Execuor]

The entire Teen Drama Genre would implode if the characters were actually capable of communicating with each other

[@MrFelblood]

@@Execuor TBR, our world would be a very different place if people were capable of communicating.

[@pyrosomebody]

Bao's model is to adorable for this kind of convo

[@Emulleator]

to adorable for this kind of person

[@housemana]

its almost like she's shooting herself in the foot. they're the ones who originally made their name on being lewdtubers. it's hilarious they think they can just pirouette away when its convienient to more seiso content.

[@pyrosomebody]

@@housemana I was so flabbergasted by your comment I had to commune with the council and the council has decreed that you must go outside and breath some fresh air

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

@@housemanashe’s not pirouetting away dude, it’s just a cute chibi model for the sake of being cute. She didn’t change ANY mannerisms or censor herself at ALL, and you’d KNOW that if you bothered to listen to ANY of the stream. You obviously spend too much time on /vt/, so take your meds IMMEDIATELY and go tf outside. Thank me later when you aren’t on the verge of being actually sick in the head.

[@darknessends127]

@@housemana get a life neckbreather instead of making stupid ass comments

[@GSSwordsmen]

Michi: "What's a refactory period?" Bao: "You know, when you don't have to worry about reloading. And keep going forever!" Michi: "Like monthly?" Bao: *intense sweating* "Monthly? I thought you meant....Wait I'm confused." Michi: "B, I said six months, not a whole day! Bao the Whale!"

[@666aron]

When Mitch read that “ every man has a dog in them”, I saw Bao’s eyes sparkle.

[@profoundresolve]

Instantly turned into a conversation about jorkin it. Never change vtubers.

[@missm0ka]

I am from the south, born and raised all my life. Never until this day have I heard of a poop knife...like yeah we have plumbing issues but wtf why a knife If there was a knife in my bathroom it would be to protect from bathroom ninjas or something stupid and silly like that

[@SabersPraetor]

Same as someone from central Texas i too just learned of this.

[@Sardit]

dude its a knife to get dogshit out from the soles of your shoes...

[@admiralrogers1157]

Same, I’ve never heard of this. I’ve lived in Louisiana and Arkansas my entire life and have visited every southern state for extended periods of time and not once have I ever heard of a poop knife. Unless this is something that happens in the back country (and I mean the REAL back country) I can’t even conceive of something like this happening. Sure our plumbing isn’t the best, but it’s not THAT bad.

[@missm0ka]

@@admiralrogers1157 I mean I've lived the Tennessee countryside like farm houses a mile apart, and places like the middle of nowhere but the whole town is cracked out of their mind. That's kinda where I'd think something like that would pop up, but not once had I heard of it.

[@snewen.g.8485]

Dip it into your sht for +40 poison damage

[@Boredom_Incarnate]

I love how both of their models in this have the same "LittleBigPlanet" energy when they clap and the models just kinda shudder a bit like Sackboy. Also maybe Bao's mouth now that I type this out. xD

[@unsuspectingman]

What a wholesome and NOT cursed collab

[@justaredstring7517]

About the Boruto rant. Besides all Bao and Michi said, I also despise it because the story in Naruto was in big part about trying to make a better world and future for everyone. Yet, because the plot said "fuck it" the world in their hands got so fucked that it ruins so much of what made Naruto as a series appealing. I freakin hate Boruto. Also, Michi is Based for having Hinata as her first waifu. Same here. ... my best freind and I were also making hand-signs and pretending to be ninjas in school (I might still do it in private as an adult once in a blue moon).

[@dr.bright6272]

This combo is chaotic

[@simonsilence]

I'm only 9 minutes in and this is already throwing me through the room with absolute shitgiggles. Im in for a treat here.

[@lonepigeon68]

Bao is as pure as the driven snow ... how many times that snow has been driven over is unknown.

[@KogaNobuyoshi]

You wanna talk about embarrassing Naruto habits? Narutopedia was my best friend as a kid. I literally took notes about different Jutsu, hand signs, etc.

[@prinnybob87]

Bao's head dent collecting water. Are you saying she's a Kappa?

[@saber_xyt]

*_Man I Love Bao N Michi_*

[@xellosamagojyuuroku9030]

Baos English dub pokemon Ash Ketchum was uncannily spot on

[@swigmcale7555]

Yeah, the confession made by M4, that is manslaughter. The difference between murder and manslaughter, basically, is that murder is premeditated in some way, while manslaughter is due to some kind of negligence.

[@elrojogrande744]

eh really depends on the state. there are some states that call manslaughter something like murder in the 4th degree or something similar.

[@ismayonnaiseaninstrument8700]

Either way, dude's going to the slammer. Depending on how the other inmates feel about this particular sin, M4 might not be leaving the slammer either.

[@Mewobiba]

Obviously it varies by jurisdiction, but here it wouldn't be either. It could be ruled "causing another's death", which is the term used for non-hostile recklessness leading to another's death (e.g. drunk driving), but it might not even be that due to the indirectness. Manslaughter would require an actual effort to harm another, eg you punch someone and they die.

[@canisretro]

I've heard the term "negligent homicide" here. But it's usually reserved if someone actually responsible for safety and maintenance causes it, so probably wouldn't apply. (Like if a landlord knows the AC doesn't work in an elderly tenant's apartment & they die of heatstroke)

[@finngeometry7570]

⁠@@canisretroit’s definitely different by country, but in New Zealand you can do manslaughter by an unlawful act, negligently, both combined or frightening some or a child to do something causing death. Negligent manslaughter is the second one, and it refers to death caused by failing to fulfil a duty (duties set out in the 150s of the crimes act). I actually just had a law school exam on this yesterday and I’m not kidding. EDIT: just to clarify don’t take any of this as legal advice please, I’m just recalling what I remember.

[@therinwhitten]

I remember seeing a poop knife in Biloxi Mississippi. It was a butter knife next to the toilet. I was 8, and they told me over and over not to grab the knife. Now I know why.

[@tarkorotsu]

This was a great stream. I hope to see Michi and Bao collab more.

[@arthurbekaert1274]

I love this model of Bao

[@yoshi396]

Bao's Chibi avatar is so cute, its animations remind me of Sack boys faucal animations from little big planet.

[@godlessyuri]

Bao's avatar looks so adorable!

[@icetea275]

Editor actually took Bao's intro lol

[@JackDespero]

1:20:00 More specifically, SSRI are Selective Serotonin Recapture Inhibitors. Basically, it reduces your body's capacity to remove serotonin, therefore increasing its presence in your system.

[@nitricacid2516]

can you imagine stabbing somebody with a poop knife, like the immediate 534098 debuffs they would receive to their immune system is crazy

[@KendraSinclair]

Idk what i was expecting with Bao in the vid but wow 😂

[@tiagotiagot]

02:47:08 Sounds like it wouldn't take too much effort for Michi to pull off a hell of a Tara Strong style OG TT Raven....

[@TimeFireProductions]

THE SECOND COMING OF THE CRINGE COPS

[@lollypopalopicus]

Would be great to have Bao Juni and Michi all do one together.

[@ZION73082]

​@@lollypopalopicusYou could call them The Bubble, The Bug, and the Bobblehead! ☠️🤣🥰🤗😎😏

[@grafzeppelin4069]

48:20 No, you'll pass the Chuuni Exams.

[@friedrice5902]

For me girls talking adult stuff like this intrigues me because before this kinds of topics were tame and sometime non existant for them in my perspective and experience. Its normally the guy youtubers has this kinds of topics was the norm for me back then. Until I got curious about Vtubers because of the 1st bricky and mata collab and man I saw another part of the internet.

[@akimbofresh8109]

Guys are way less explicit and vulgar actually. These girls are like teenagers that have never had sex before.

[@epiphysiscerebri9386]

This was oddly wholesome, I am beginning to like this channel a lot.

[@Wearywastrel]

Since I can't ever attend a stream, here's my confession. When I went away for college I started dating and being intimate with a girl in my dorm building. We were going to spend our thanksgiving apart because we both had a big family thing planned and didn't want to stir up drama on either side. So I went to a family reunion and I saw her there. I'm pretty sure she didn't know either and I made my escape quietly. I ghosted her and dropped out of college because it messed me up too much.

[@kirby69813]

New favorite Bao model. Reminds me of my (2nd) favorite Vtuber, Chibidoki

[@FoobyDudeGaming]

Bao and Michi being cringe together is very cute to watch

[@theoneguyoverthere]

1:45:29 This expression of Michi right here? This is her realizing that she and Bao are meant to be.

[@Coriore445]

If Bao were a pokemon her ability would be rain dish

[@C.N.A.C.]

I love how Bao's model makes her :O face look like a :D face.

[@zekkangames5019]

8:47 bao really just said I like being able to really commit to being a goonette unlike dudes that gotta have a cool down lmao

[@M12GProductions]

I was a secret locker poet. She shot me down.

[@eunhyuekpark6159]

Michi and Bao collab. Let's go!

[@dscrye]

1:06:00 “Kamen no Maid Guy”. Guy Kogarashi cosplay would be amazing.

[@FrogWizard224]

This confessional became coomer support group so fast

[@LuisTorres-dv7px]

Oh God, Bao is a colleague of mine... I need a drink...

[@OrigamiJawny]

audio pr0n is so goated tho

[@NFS_Ghost]

who tf does the deed since elementary school?? that's messed up

[@idownloadsydrus]

Name a more iconic duo

[@NUCCubus]

You two are sooooo good together, bless

[@strawkittycat]

This was such a fun collab 💜

[@Layla_Escariot]

42:50 Bao… drawbridges are still used today… like… have you never gone over a large river or canal?

[@ha-itsme]

near 2 hour marks we got a murder / manslaughter confession.

[@prinnybob87]

I'm from the south, still never seen a poop knife

[@Verrisin]

8:10 - what brilliant difference XD

[@antinotice]

Elementary school is 8 years in some countries and you graduate at 14/15, then you go to high school, technical school, etc.

[@kindatim]

NAH, WTF, that trailer park leeching power story is not just concerning, that's absolutely fucking crazy how scary that shit is.

[@johnokland1652]

It's wild because I also got medschool scholarships and offers to study abroad in medicine but I wasn't really interested in it like honestly I didn't know if I could deal with surgery and stuff and I was more interested in other fields so I turned it down when I was a kid and I feel like a idiot for turning it down now cause I could of been set for life especially with some of those full ride offers taking care of a majority of the costs I'd be able to probably retire some time in the next ten years a live off my investments or something with how much Dr's make

[@Falling_Down]

i know michi said she doesnt know why chat hates her cute voice but honestly i think it's nice and adorable that chat likes michi with her real voice

[@Verrisin]

40:30 - when the UB needs correction! XDXD

[@layzeemi98swagger41]

Hey look over there isn't that the horse guy from wukong😂

[@Darthmufin]

I prefer the doll version of Michi, it has more emotion in the animation somehow lol

[@doomsday_cola]

Editor W for elevating this fun yap session

[@Catt1717]

Man,Didn’t expect a damn murder confession here

[@goldnspartan]

They had no idea how close they were when they said "I see no god up here other than me" is a vtuber manager

[@HailHydra27]

1:09:40 this is how i found out that short of the Calli cosplayer looking for the Kronii cosplayer that stole her vape was a reference to something

[@Anonymous_mafiaqueen]

This is me 15 minutes before watching the video 😊

[@thedarktemple9702]

Overwatch and fnaf, the two communities that have, ALL your favorite vas, and the two communities that constantly remind you that it is most definitely possible to be overqualified for that field of work

[@frostgodsaber5370]

43:03 I’m still in strong belief that when boruto comes to an end we will get a Naruto pov as everything fades to black and it’s the third hokage pulling Naruto out of the infinite tsukoyomi

[@XenostheLost]

21:03 I laugh like a maniac this is next level gaslighting 😂

[@GeebusCrust]

I mean, Bao is know to *demolish* bathrooms

[@deco1747]

2:13:10 BUY BUY BUY 2:25:30 "The ancient Ram Inn LMAO

[@nathanmcclung3564]

Now some company will make voldamort brand Viagra.

[@tiagotiagot]

Bookmarks are stuff you do with the browser itself; if you don't want it leaked, don't put the info in someone else's computer.

[@Nerodotnet]

1:26:52 I was almost on bros side till it went into him eating like a full snack in there. Ngl imagining soggy food and getting it all over you is making my skin crawl a little bit. I like to chew gum or have candy while in there, fsr it’s just nice but that might be the adhd lol. Kind of like having wine & cheese or something while in the bath.

[@bah9541]

40mins: were they really chuuni when they've both turned into anime characters as their full time jobs?

[@marlonwelty8016]

Bro did it for 6hrs no water break👀

[@xxSadBoi404-pk3kl]

1:30:50 - This made me realize that Bao is a kappa

[@oriteki5813]

1:51:22 I think after going for 6 hours, your "thingy" would be non-existent.

[@mikoajpietrych6168]

Of course Bao likes Naruto, he can turn into a fox.

[@justadude450]

1:09:45 I got pulled back into the video from that because I go to Dragon Con every year.

[@chaucerianfraud6767]

The Naruto dork energy is high in this one.

[@impressionwiz3939]

I have that this popped into my mind but talking g about sexy hypno made me think the pokemon.😂

[@OneChangeADay]

Favorite collab

[@mastermegabyte]

Nice to know My submission got featured.

[@zekkangames5019]

54:23 speaking of itatchi yall know about how the night he slayed the Uchiha clan he had a girlfriend and he put her in a genjutsu and gave her basically a whole life with him she she would die happy that shit always cuts me deep af

[@HeadfirstRYAN]

I didn’t have a poop knife, but when growing up, my grandparents had a poop ice pick. Same concept, but stab the poop till it broke up so it didn’t clog the toilet. I didn’t continue the tradition, but now I’m reconsidering. Everybody loves a good comeback story

[@zekkangames5019]

51:14 and I thought I was bad when I was younger I've gotten a mix of 2nd hand cringe and embarrassment

[@trevorstampfly5910]

for the 6hrs one it can happen its called delayed ejaculation its common in people on pain killers or ssri also common for people on the autism spectrum. I've had problems with it myself never gone for 6hrs but 2 or 3 at times

[@lllOnSlAuGhTlll]

omg baos chibi is sooooo cute

[@SW.Wallace]

Didn’t know they’re were more like me lol. I’ve always watched tv and movies how michi does

[@Gakusangi]

Ah, Bao likes audio... can relate.

[@kirby69813]

4:38 that is in fact *NOT* elementary school. Elementary school is 5-10

[@JasonBoos2005]

how is bao so cute and so vile

[@bellzhellz5922]

I love how this went from eww porn is gross, to then admitting their literal addicts within the first few minutes 😅 and they are desensitized.

[@TJ-Henry-Yoshi]

Michi upload a video that is shorter than 30 minutes or draw 20

[@FatGuyLittIeCoat]

Worth noting that flushing efficiency is solely to do with the design, set up, and quality of your toilet, nothing to do with plumbing. Also worth noting that toilets aren't very expensive or difficult to install, so maybe go that route instead of sashimi'ing your poop for the rest of your life.

[@ultraazonmo4390]

Are we not gonna talk about the caseoh one

[@9GoZi6]

confession stream: i pooped my pants while i was a kid, adn i killed some grandma few ears ago

[@Nerodotnet]

1:38:52 well.. if you’re just going for maximum efficiency, sure. That’s nice and respectable. But intense is a very strong word 😅 (at least if your female, idk about males)

[@johnokland1652]

Ive had that issue before i had a girl break up with me cause she thought she wasnt pretty enough after i had another session go 5 hours and i had to stop from friction pain and she couldnt walk after and i kinda stopped training to last long or like doing the pre date nut before i get lucky cause like you last longer and become slightly more numb for a while after each one and i stopped having the attitude of going into every encounter trying to make the girl fall for me with my "mad bedroom skills" and it fixed my lasting to long problems though occasionally still especially if its just a quicky ive had to settle for just knowing she enjoyed it and be happy about it

[@masteroflight7296]

Some elementary schools go up to 8th grade so you can be 15 and still in elementary school

[@faenethlorhalien]

Chibi Michi and chibi Bao are so cute.