Real Life 45 Year Old Virgin Has Insanely High Dating Standards (And Gets Scammed)

[@sixteenleo]

My guess is he is 19 years old

[@sixteenleo]

i was off by at least 19 years

[@linger6666]

You hearting your own comment makes it even funnier

[@dennisv3972]

Uh-oh, Spaghetti-O's

[@Sue-annUllah]

I thought 40, not far wrong 😂 but dang he is getting more dates than me 😂🤦

[@im_.just_.chilling]

Close enough I thought he was 44

[@TrashwareArt]

His dating preferences look like hes asking chat GPT to make him a gf

[@milkgotzgames]

He probably did

[@paulabirchbillingsley8422]

beautifully said

[@Mama_Bear524]

Yes.

[@ZhangtheGreat]

And with how fast AI is developing, that'll likely be possible in a few years (months?) 😝

[@fencarroll9463]

Weird Science!

[@LinaThaaDreadful]

Him being Asian and saying Ching Ching China is WILD!! Just throw the whole man away 😅

[@notyourfrind9415]

I cringed so hard at that. Brandon, evidently doesn't own many mirrors nor does he have access to reflective surfaces.

[@Zarastro54]

He probably isn’t of Chinese origins. There is actually a lot of racism between Asians (surprise surprise) like there is with all regional groups. Being American probably doesn’t help things either.

[@problemperson4221]

@@Zarastro54 even if youre korean/japanese you HAVE to realise chingchong is racist as hell and even if hes not chinese, hes probably had that said to him when he was a kid, i literally had to pause my game and yell out CHONGQING, CHINA, when he, with 0 irony whatsoever, said chingchong, china with a straight face, like i refuse to believe he has never experienced anti-chinese racism when hes younger

[@marieantoinette1091]

Minus CCC existence being a possibility only for Brandon and Flat earthers, We’ve been scattered and mixed for so long now I think it’s time to acknowledge no matter what ethnicity you look like, you could literally be clueless where your ancestors origin country is on the map lol, This is the only thing I found worth defending him from 😂😂😂😂

[@funsize69]

Bro probably only knows a couple of white dudes who low-key make fun of him, he thinks they're joking around but they're actually making fun of him

[@savage_optimist]

He literally just said "pretty and thin" in a million different ways.

[@WobblesandBean]

Men like him always have a litany of extremely stringent physical requirements, and nothing else. No personality, no similar interests, only looks. It's gross.

[@brookelynnwu8016]

Not just thin. He wants someone underweïght. 5’7 at 110 is not healthÿ. I am that height and I weighed that once, you could see like all of my bones. :(

[@BamBabyBrenda]

Brookelynn? ​@@brookelynnwu8016

[@galaxytrashbag475]

​@@brookelynnwu8016Bro, I'm only 5'2" and I still weight more than that (I'm 118). It's mostly muscle, though, but yeah, 110 is not a healthy weight for 5'7". Men want them thin yet expect them to have fat in the "right" places, when that is not how fat distribution works.

[@RasheedahNizam]

I am 5'4" and the doctor told me that at 117 lbs I needed to add weight. I'm now 127 and well within the BMI standard. I wonder if he understands what he is asking for. If he has seen these numbers in real life rather than highly edited online images. It also calls into question his professional capability.

[@CajunReaper95]

Pretty sure every female with tattoos and facial piercings said thank god when he stated he didn’t want a female with tattoos or facial piercing! 😂😂

[@icu3869]

I have a lip piercing and tats. Learning I’m not good enough for Him mades me regret my foolish choices. If only I hadn't ruined my natural beauty, he could be sending me and my brother money. 😍it's all So ROMANTIC!❤

[@goatbabe0666]

​@icu3869 We lost out on a "high value man." Let us mourn.

[@coolchameleon21]

i’m marked safe from this guy ✅

[@casabonita2702]

Welp I'm out. Brandon will not be mincing my crabs.

[@CajunReaper95]

@@casabonita2702😂😂

[@anke1927]

A 45 year old man continuously using the word "girl" when describing his ideal woman is very weird to me

[@sageex3931]

Yeah

[@damesaphira9790]

Weird and disturbing.

[@WobblesandBean]

Telling, isn't it?

[@sebastiaanv]

Yep

[@jacobturner1490]

And with a 110 weight...

[@richerthanastronauts]

Does he think Bumble is Build-a-Girlfriend? Like a customized order at Chipotle or Subway?

[@chimyshark]

honestly, all women on Bumble think it is Build-a-man or better yet, Build-a-golden goose who is also tall.

[@linger6666]

@@chimyshark bros been hurt before 😢

[@msunje9862]

@@chimysharkall ? Nope ! I have seen average couples that met on bumble, y’all just misogynistic

[@chimyshark]

@@msunje9862 well you're just dumb because nothing anybody said anywhere here in this thread is misogynistic.

[@JadeTokier]

​@chimyshark so you're short and got your heart broken. Just say that

[@jokebone1]

A friend of mine who is 56. I don't think he's a virgin but Clinton was probably president when he last got some action. Anyways, I have known him for 25+ years and he's always had crazy high standards similar to this guy. The woman needs to be extremely attractive. Think younger Britney Spears or Gwenyth Paltrow. No more than 30 years old. No kids, not even one. Cannot smoke at all or drink very much. Definitely no weed or anything else. No tattoos. Athletic build like maybe a volleyball or tennis player. Have a professional job that allows her sustain herself without roommates or living with the parents. Him? Again 56, years old. Very bald. Belly that looks bigger than his chest A very average face Is a substitute teacher that lives with his parents. Surprise Surprise he's been single the entire time I have known him. No amount of telling him it's time to lower his standards a bit will cause him to bend.

[@zarasbazaar]

It's best that he doesn't lower his standards, because then he'll get involved with someone who he thinks is substandard and he'll make her life miserable.

[@Zarastro54]

It’s not necessarily that he needs to lower his standards (well, the below 30 thing is a little wild for a 56 year old) but raise his OWN standards of how he presents himself. Easier said than done, but he needs to do some self reflection.

[@itsdorianrae]

your ol' pal is delusional, my friend

[@yabiyabi]

Not impossible...........if he got the money to pay for such a girlfriend.......... Yes, gold diggers. They make these insane standards look 'possible' but men like this do not understand wealth is needed to pay off their beauty standards......... I do not understand people like that. It isn't his belly or ordinary appearance.... I feel like he has a chip on his shoulder. Also.... my parents are 57 and their youngest son is 30....... I feel this i svery wrong.

[@MavonEast]

😂 Honey, he's gay. Having impossible standards is his beard. 😊💙

[@Kingconquest89]

The title made me think it was Skippy

[@VeryScaryCherri]

SAME

[@AnimeVibeHarmony]

Same😂 I clicked so fast

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

Watched absent-mindedly for 10 MINUTES before I realized ....when I saw this comment 😅

[@Somegirl811]

Haa we need an update on that guy. Lol

[@Sue-annUllah]

Lds Skippy 😄 I agree with you @somegirl811, update, update, update 😂

[@peacetheory5544]

I about choked on my m&m’s when you glared at his pic studying him like an extinct bird. That was foony

[@WrestleShadeTNS]

😂😂😂 Lmfaoooo

[@yvechapman9342]

The birth rate is too low because the market is full of Mr Chia Pet here and there's only one Leo

[@coolchameleon21]

chia pet is crazy 😂

[@yvechapman9342]

@@coolchameleon21 I can't help it if he didn't water his scalp enough 🤣

[@emilyemily444]

Chia pet! 😂😂💀💀💀

[@Catmom-gl5nt]

That’s an incredibly offensive thing to say. Chia pets have brought countless hours of pleasure to people, I think you owe chia pets worldwide an apology 😂. He’s more like those discount, off markets Chia Pet knock offs, remember them?

[@iaintookthatbb6599]

There’s 16 Leo’s

[@randycollins8917]

He's over 40 with a v card. So he's a wizard, be careful

[@horaciotopete889]

💀

[@NickyBlue99]

🤣

[@hepnivalentine1635]

Is this a reference 👁️👁️

[@carrieeloff2220]

​@@hepnivalentine1635 grand wizard of d&d larping ..🤷‍♀️ I'm guessing

[@AmbassadorKat]

@@hepnivalentine1635its an incel thing. They say that if you’re that old without losing your virginity you become a wizard and get magical powers. It’s kind of a joke, kind of a way to make themselves feel better

[@coveruplies]

So he wants a hottie looking like that?? Also how do men not recognize makeup???? They say they don't like makeup and then go after the women caking it on lol

[@LisaFW]

Reminds me of a friend of mine who showed me a picture of his new girlfriend “without make up on” and she had eyeliner with a full on red lip.. men are so gullible

[@nesstora]

I swear men cant tell if you wear a makeup on until its bold ToT Remember getting laughed on by a dude because "omg why are you wearing so much makeup guys dont like it", but he always was flirting with that gal who was CAKING IT frfr, like with contouring and all the stuff, while all i was wearing is black eyeliner

[@dareangel96]

Men only recognize makeup on women they don’t kind attractive. With women they like it’s undetectable. With women they don’t like, it’s “gross and catfishing”

[@coot1029]

@@nesstorayou sound like you can’t do makeup with it being cakey

[@nesstora]

@@coot1029 have no idea what you talking about, also dont think its possible to make classic eyeliner cakey, my friend

[@ConqueringKetovore]

My guess was 32, but 45?! That's wild. Sadly his mental age is closer to 17.

[@PhantomGardener]

Some go trough their entire life while being a virgin

[@Slash12131415]

12*

[@Mcgee833]

A women can have the mental age of a 17 year old and still get dates even if she looks like gorlock. She doesn’t even need rizz.

[@gatestimonymiracle1302]

He is watching red pill videos

[@WobblesandBean]

My ex was a virgin when I met him at age 35. That should have been my sign.

[@JP-ml1xe]

"Has to know how to put on make up", also cant even tell when shes wearing it lol

[@sarmstrong7014]

Ya cause she knew HOW to put it on, right! . - - - Wait.. no that doesnt track

[@Librarian-by9zd]

Her voice made me think she was a bot 😭

[@SpydersByte]

forreal, same

[@Mama_Bear524]

It definitely is

[@shimerrill967]

Probably is

[@ookamitadashiotaku8571]

IA is scary sometimes.

[@AnneIglesias]

I don’t know what the heck is going on with your lighting, but you look exceptionally and platonically _radiant_ ✨today.

[@deaw87]

I noticed the same thing! Adorable 😊

[@micky_knuckles]

Hair lookin' a good and shit...leo...I'm feeling things 😳

[@rhondaorberson9664]

That China comment was one spicy meatball that Brandon threw out there. Dude didn't even pause or back up, just went all in. 💀

[@linger6666]

Please never make me see the "hawk, tuahh" meme ever again, leo.

[@CajunReaper95]

I’d rather that vs dudes with extremely high standards!

[@KM-ek9or]

More hawk tuahh, Leo, please

[@doublescoops0658]

when i tell you that i cringed so hard i don't wana see it again

[@onlineidssuck]

She’s getting a podcast and a tv show. She’s incredibly interesting…. Lmao

[@daniellecowan459]

@@doublescoops0658 out of curiosity why? Literally every second of this video that wasn’t that was way more cringe except for Leo’s commentary OFC

[@paigeteller606]

Imagine being a nurse. You've spent the last 7 hours treating patients, some good, some bad, and you're only halfway through your shift. You finally head to the cafeteria to eat your tupperware of leftovers or ziploced sandwich, spot a few of your cowokers working the same shift at a table and they wave you over. You're all sitting, chatting, maybe venting about the shift a little, and you feel a little better now. Like you can get through the rest of your shift and not hate every second of it. You look around the room, seeing all these people like you who've dedicated their lives and time to helping others. You smile. And then Brandon pulls up to the table with the least rizz possible, interrupts your entire tables conversation, just to ask you out. Not before, of course, he asks you your physical stats. Dating a woman 2 inches taller than him and above 115lbs is big No-No afterall you see?

[@icu3869]

@@paigeteller606 Until the last paragraph I thought you were offering a more helpful viewpoint for Brandon, or anyone like him who feels alienated from his coworkers-. Helping them see they should mingle with their colleagues, not feel they’re interrupting them. Show that a shift in thinking and behavior could be the path out of loneliness. The whole reason he’s in this terrible mess. If you are feeling alienated from peers, know that a lot of it is probably in your head. clearly you’ll have a lot in common. That’s why you’re there together., Or even if you have nothing in common, taking an interest in others and learning about them is a great way to make friends and a step in the right direction. Good luck.

[@Mcgee833]

@@icu3869why would a women provide a helpful viewpoint to a man? They need to shame him to boost their ego after Chad rejected them.

[@Yendor1224]

​@@Mcgee833you want a helpful viewpoint of a women? Don't ask random coworker out. If you know each other very well and thinking maby this could be a serious relationship, ok go for it. But otherwise stay professional, you will make it uncomfortable for everyone.

[@paigeteller606]

@@icu3869 if Brandon is really alienated, he should look for friends, not a girlfriend. He can approach his coworkers with the intent to care about them and their interests and lives so he can form real bonds. He can find a hobbie and a group to do said hobbie with. He can be a normal person. But that's not what this dude is after and he sees nothing wrong with what he's doing or who he is.

[@paigeteller606]

@@Mcgee833 if you're still using chad in 2024, buddy I'm gonna assume you're 13, watching crappy sigma male kick streamers and skibidi toilet bullshit. I hope you can learn and become a better person as you go through highschool, listening and emphasizing with the many walks of life you'll run into. You'll see that women are people and in return, girls will actually like you and want to spend time with you. Life's a lot better when you realize everyone deserves basic respect and can set their own boundaries.

[@wolfytoons3140]

Leo: How old do you think he is? Me: *reads the title* idk 45?

[@MK-Hogan]

That woman has a full face of makeup on. 😂

[@weldchickn2270]

AND several layers of filters 😭

[@Linksballs]

The scammer knows exactly what men want to hear, so funny, trying to come off like a modest and innocent natural beauty "I never wear makeup bc I want men to like me for my personality" LOL women written by men fr

[@Mcgee833]

Just wear no fakeup on your profile or during a date, and see how much you’ll have to drop your standards.

[@elliescozyy303]

Ok and, she is still better looking than him lmao😊

[@chonkcat7362]

@@Mcgee833 im not a makeup person, and yet i've never had to lower my standards. They have only actually gotten higher with time and I still don't lack options.

[@hanna711]

40+, single, non/few partners that have never lasted, average/below average look (society's beauty standards)? Yeah of course his list is longer than the Bible😓

[@Mcgee833]

A women can be a 1 out of 10, have nothing to offer except being a female, and have a partner list as long as a Bible.

[@scott.chappell]

The desperation of people willing to hand over their life savings to someone they’ve never met is truly sad

[@strawberrysherbet96]

Damn at this point just go to the strip club or get some escorts. Lol but I understand they’re good people that’s why they’re virgins.

[@Lambsear565]

Wild

[@hannahwillow109]

People like this will say "no one ever likes me." Then say their laundry list of preferred qualities, most less common body types. I have seen this in men and women...

[@rg1124nov]

Seriously it's so sad

[@hannahwillow109]

@@rg1124nov Agreed, when you focus too much on "perfection" in a partner you can miss out on awesome people. There is nothing wrong with a preference but to be so rigid is setting yourself up for failure.

[@Mcgee833]

Lol men have less of a laundry list because a lot men have less options. Compared to women, women complain about not having the “best” options, men complain about not have any option.

[@Mcgee833]

Put on makeup then have a laundry list while having nothing to offer and still get some.😂 ☕️

[@alessandrajackson3768]

For real, I’ve tried to explain this to guy friends and a girl friend of mine. I’ve always tried to tell them to take care of themselves first, and yet they still go on about what the imaginary person they believe they deserve should have.

[@cur1ouscatf1sh]

The “celebrate our differences” clip absolutely killed me. Who the hell approved that

[@diandriasmith889]

I think that's Wonder Shozen!

[@happyzombiikitti]

The early 2000s was a dark time but we were unhinged lol that and south park was hilarious back in the day.

[@lalaland2107]

It’s supposed to be satire

[@way2dead4u]

as someone who's also from NorCal, I guarantee you he has multiple crab shirts specifically from Joe's Crabshack. He absolutely seems like the kinda regular who asks for the Shark Attack drinks so he can awkwardly dance with the staff when 'Loveshack' plays (yes this is a real chain restaurant)

[@SuperSlipDiff]

I've been to one as a kid. I remember in the 2000s they were pretty popular where I'm from. Haven't heard about them in a long time lol

[@SpydersByte]

I know Joe's Crabshack is a real chain restaurant but what is this about the special drinks and dancing with the staff? Is that a thing??

[@way2dead4u]

@@SpydersByte it always has been here, at least! I remember there sometimes being a conga line of people just dancing to the B-52s my parents used to try to peer pressure me to join 😂wild vibes all around esp with the tie-dye. my favorite was the blue slushie drink that gave you a small shark toy and collectible light-up glass.

[@MagisterialVoyager]

Man I gotta go there. 😂

[@BrooklynBaby100]

@@MagisterialVoyagerlove Joe’s Crabshack! 😂 🦀 and I miss NorCal

[@Glamorousreptilekev]

My brother is almost 47 and has never had a girlfriend. I don't know what's wrong with him personally except he really seems to hate women and is paranoid of everything imaginable..

[@poulticegeist]

I'm your brother. How do we save ourselves

[@alsmith9853]

He hates women and is totally paranoid? Yeah it's puzzling alright, he sounds like a keeper

[@anyways42]

Sounds like you know what’s wrong with him lol

[@magnarcreed3801]

@@poulticegeist That’s just it. You save yourself. Don’t wait for some magical woman too. Decenter women. Decenter romantic and sexual relationships. Work on yourself just for yourself.

[@lcct635]

He like Men. He Will never married a women because he hates women. He romantic like's Man, for sure, sexually I dont know, but is possible he likes women. Maybe a travesti Will suit him.

[@I3IackSabbath]

Dude looks like someone tried to draw pre-bender Bobby Lee from memory.

[@Anna.T.]

Except Bobby Lee is funny and rich so he can get girls 😂

[@nineteeneightynine432]

​@@Anna.T. Bobby Lee's dad

[@thetylife]

He looks like Bobby Hill all grown up but Asian. Like Hank Hill's Japanese brother to Hank.

[@OfTheSeaKND]

I remember watching this on the Scamfish channel and I couldn’t believe the nerve of _him_ to have those standards for a girlfriend. 😂👀

[@KellyTheReiss]

same

[@AndreiGeorgescu-j9p]

Same can be said for most wmn in the West

[@JoyOfSnarks]

no makeup - her lips are bright orange naturally!

[@MsLenepigen]

😂

[@Sara-sn5gd]

Maybe it's permanent makeup?... Or maybe she just made out with a radioactive orange in collage, you don't know!

[@Imthebestimthebeeesstt]

Okay but 110 pounds at 5’7 sounds so unhealthy😭 scares me that he is expecting something like that as a healthcare professional

[@s0upc0r3]

as a 115 pound 5’7 woman, i am technically underweight, i agree

[@bcpr9812]

I'm 5'7", technically obese (but 70+ lbs down from my highest weight), and I'm aiming for 150 lbs, and wouldn't go below 140 lbs.

[@birchtree_6]

as a 5’9 afab at that weight yes it is, i’m cold all the time

[@EnergizingBane]

Im a dude at 5’6 105 :/

[@SarasHotandDangerous]

I think he only does the business side of things. He said he’s an analyst so that usually involves finance. Most healthcare professionals know that’s considered underweight

[@Sarahonwheels]

My soul left my body when I realized he uses Bumble as a 45 year old and has a laundry list of what he wants in a relationship. We’re so over as a society and species

[@nerwinter158]

What age is bumble for? Asking for my grandma.

[@Sarahonwheels]

@@nerwinter158I’d say 18-30. Once you hit 40. It’s time to let go of your standards and just start accepting people who have personality traits over beauty. It seems to me like he struggles with confidence and stuff which is why he is on bumble, when he should be really focusing on what is on the inside, not the outside and focus on bettering yourself.

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

I mean...have you heard about the anti-celibacy ad? 💀 basically encought R.ape while also being mildly racist ALL in one 🤮

[@hunnybeezy]

​@nerwinter158 pretty sure it's exactly the same as every other "swipe left or right" dating app but the ladies can only message first.

[@Kimberly_Sparkles]

@@Sarahonwheels LOLOLOLOLOL I'm 45. How young are you? You can't just wave a wand and find people attractive. What should happen is as you date in your 20s, you start to realize what is more important to you: a yoga ass or trustworthy with your money. Some people are still out here choosing a yoga ass at 45. You will continue to have "standards" at 40, let me assure you.

[@Yeahyeahioncare]

This is what I called delusional dating. It’s literally when instead of dating somebody who is in your league, has similar incomes & lifestyles they prefer to seek beautiful , high standard , $$ needing women and wonder why they are single at 66, never get no action , and are miserable . I always talk about this on my ig live because I experience this. I’m a slim thick beautiful Trinidadian women that lives a pretty “boujee” lifestyle and often times I get old men that are not so good looking, broke & homeless, or live with their mom that are looking for love expecting nothing to offer and me to give them everything . It’s like why would I lower my standards to be with you when I can date somebody similar to me. Men are delusional and it’s actually kinda scary and sad

[@Mcgee833]

Women date out of their league a lot more then men for example a 5 out of 10 women loads up makeup to look like a 7 out of 10.😂

[@glenndouglas8822]

Yeahyeahioncare, I'm very,very sorry to tell you but if homeless people etc.. keep asking YOU out then again I must apologise but maybe you are not as pretty as you say and maybe look easy or like a erm you know what 😂🤣😂🤣

[@AndreiGeorgescu-j9p]

So basically he's acting like a woman?

[@AndreiGeorgescu-j9p]

It's scary and sad that ugly and broke guys think they have a shot with you? Lmao the narcissism

[@wintermoon7003]

What does the income part have to do with it? Or dating within your own league? If a hot guy or girl finds someone not very attractive, attractive, why can't they date? And why can't a "rich" person date a "poor" person? If they are genuinely in love, who are you to dictate who they can and can't date?

[@bishopward8428]

Brandon reminds me of the guy with the Filipino Wife. Same irritating Reddit "Good Guy" Personality and gaslighting passive characteristics. "Look at me, I'm the victim. How did this happen? Im such a nice guy!!!"

[@Genesisorgin]

You just described every guy on 90 day fiancé

[@bishopward8428]

@@Genesisorgin why is this correct! This is so Big Ed/ David and Annie/Robert and Annie/ Gino and Jasmine/ Brandon and Whatsherface...the Annoying chick.... The list goes on!!!

[@finixfire8323]

The dude wanted an anime waifu by the sounds of it. The weight thing is so unrealistic, cause he doesn't even know what a normal petite woman's weight can be. But with those standards, it makes sense why he's single. I'm guessing 35 for his age. Edit: 45 dang, I went generous. Cause people can look older for various reasons, so he really did look his age

[@AltClev37]

He sure is picky for someone barely sprouting head hair.

[@Mcgee833]

His female looks counterpart more picky and has 100x more success.

[@AndreiGeorgescu-j9p]

​@@Mcgee833that's the funniest part about these comments. Femcels nobody wants with absurd standards making fun of him for being just like them

[@kkjunior29]

@@AndreiGeorgescu-j9p western society is a joke

[@Whatever-mh5dn]

​@AndreiGeorgescu-j9p and how do you know they are femcels do you know them in real life?

[@cutekittensmeow]

Pig butchering scams are everywhere. I constantly get texts from "missed numbers" lol

[@jaytotheareokay]

I keep getting "USPS doesn't have your address information so your package can't be delivered" and I genuinely don't know why they picked the post office. Like they definitely have my address. If it was UPS or FedEx I might have at least clicked the link.

[@Emm325]

SAME! Even in iPhone they are rampant, NEVER click the links, just report spam and delete!

[@Geospasmic]

It never occurs to them that a rich beautiful person would not be on a dating site and definitely would not message them. Why??

[@Emm325]

It’s called narcissistic delusion, and those types truly believe that they are ENTITLED to others that they deem “attractive” never for a moment even thinking of that person as a sovereign individual, rather, a THING that they deserve to have. It must be nice at moments to be so blissfully unaware and immature, these are the same types of people that also blame all of their misfortune and circumstances on others, or “the world” and usually end up quite jaded and miserable…and yep, it can be men, women, of all types, but it stems from the (rather unfortunate) personality traits, and in many cases, personality disorders. Even if Brandon here found someone out of his league, then he’d start finding things wrong with her and start to feel even more entitled, I’ve seen it before, and it usually doesn’t end up too great for his kind. Seeking out a potential partner, yet never considering what THEY may be looking for, and not respecting other’s boundaries (how dare those exhausted nurses take a break to EAT, he’s entitled to their time!/s) he’s unattractive from the inside out. Looks are not everything, but horrible personalities and an overwhelming sense of entitlement is EVERYTHING when it comes to (not) picking a parter.

[@rachelbrown1788]

"Did anybody guess he was 45?" Names video 'real life 45 yo virgin' 👁👄👁

[@carmelcutie1991]

Did you ever think he records the video first before naming the title of the video?

[@kcbh24]

​@@carmelcutie1991 how did the OP's comment get 59 likes? Lol

[@Handle.NoimDoorKnob]

@@carmelcutie1991the title and video gets released to the public simultaneously lol

[@Drea40]

Voicemail was legit AI, no?

[@alexhook9151]

Had to be. Not even good AI either 😅

[@ba3725]

Could be any girl too.

[@margusiraptor9729]

I love watching your videos while gaming, this is definitely a comfort channel. So looking forward to this video, hope you're doing well, Leo

[@Cantetinza17]

And this is why he's a virgin. And he will stay that way until the day he dies, or until he gets over himself. How can he have such standards and be that unattractive. You can't be so critical and look bootleg.

[@Mcgee833]

Don’t wear makeup when dating and see how much your standards will have to drop. calling a man who can’t cheat with makeup like you unattractive lol… it’s very easy for a women to lose her virginity compared to a man, she doesn’t need to offer nearly as much as a man. Women have zero rizz, them looking or saying “hi” is considered rizz.

[@missfayz4523]

I think it's very telling that the majority of men that are on this show describe their dream woman purely through looks😭😂 i mean none of them named dependable, so she wasn't

[@JesseRayPalacios]

I agree with the other user, your channel is like a comfort channel. I always put your videos on when I need a little boost. All the ridiculous topics are always fun

[@Jules-916]

Every time I watch a new Scamfish episode, my first reaction is I can't wait till Sixteenleo makes a video about it

[@lizalou-thisoldtroll9354]

Her voice is like when you wake up in a basement with an intercome comes on lol😂

[@jennypeck1186]

Wakes up chained in a basement……..”WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME?”

[@SpydersByte]

@@jennypeck1186 lmao

[@MumsieGames]

If you look up the word gullible in the dictionary the is just a picture of this dude . Lack of experience aside, there was definitely a point that it got to just pure delusion .

[@icu3869]

Well, guess what! I looked up gullible in the dictionary ! There was NO picture of Him or anyone!You Thought you could just keep lying and trick everyone, huh?! Well, NOT me! Hahahaaa! Sorry to call you out, you're probably embarrassed, but that's what you get for Lying, liar!

[@Brooklyntrash]

You’re right. At 45 he can’t blame being a complete asshat on his lack of dating experience.

[@Mcgee833]

If he was a women, he would’ve had a decent amount of experiences.

[@Sue-annUllah]

Came home from a long shift to sixteen Leo posting 👍😄

[@sixteenleo]

i gotchu

[@jameschukwudum552]

'1st scammers not from Nigeria' Broooo thats cold 😂. As a Nigerian, i'm offended but sadly I can't fault you.

[@alexisbloodwood5587]

The elmo clip and the "celebrate our differences" clip broke me Edit: the macarena clip *oh my god*

[@meeceyj-mo6454]

She lent him his own money back, then threatened him to pay it back🙅🏾‍♂️🤦🏾

[@MarcustheWu]

I was holding it in for the first 10 minutes while you were roasting him (I need to accumulate some points to go to Heaven), but I lost it when he actually said he is looking for a woman in yoga pants. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I thought you were being facetious! And, I guessed 40.

[@deadinside8781]

I dont think you wanna go up there.

[@Sunshin3325]

It’s hilarious to me that he doesn’t know when women are wearing makeup

[@AndreiGeorgescu-j9p]

It's funny that wmn purposefully trying to do false advertising can trick mn while actively trying to do so?

[@pokeanna420]

@@AndreiGeorgescu-j9p​​⁠​⁠ This comment makes you come across as very insecure and superficial. It’s still them with or without makeup. They aren’t actively “trying to trick men”, they just want to look their best- don’t you? I wouldn’t judge a man for wearing a toupee or trying to make his dick look bigger in a picture or whatever or assume he’s trying to “trick” me by doing it. Y’know, because people are people and not just mannequins that only matter for their appearance. Also, who are you to call someone unattractive without makeup by saying they’re “tricking you”? A supermodel? 😂 I doubt it lol. I think rather than disliking women wearing makeup- you’re just so insecure about yourself that you want to drag them down with you and make them feel just as ugly are you are on the inside and out. That’s why you say they’re “tricking” you. You just can’t comprehend the idea of people occasionally wanting to look better than they usually do because you don’t put any effort to do the same yourself. That some incel behavior right there if I’ve ever seen it. Unless you were actually catfished and it made you feel stupid so you’re projecting your insecurity onto every attractive woman you see- which is also incel behavior.

[@Dragonbleps]

Once had a coworker flirt with me at work. He was a good person! Handsome, funny, friendly. But at work, especially at my station at work, there was no way to get out of the conversation. I literally cried afterwards once he left to do his own work, and I think he might've gotten in trouble because someone saw me crying. So, like, idk, maybe don't trap someone to flirt with them

[@MandiTheMerrow]

Haha I once ran out of my pharmacy, crouching to hide from a muuuuch older patient who kept hitting on me. This reminded me of that.😂

[@dranixrush3306]

So because you weren't adult enough to say this isn't the best time for me or that you don't think it's the most appropriate time or maybe something along those lines, you decided to just cry? So he pressured you to take on that conversation?

[@docsnake]

I don't know what really happened there, but the way you described it sounds very odd.

[@dranixrush3306]

@@docsnake I know!

[@spookyjones6577]

Why are men always so hostile in the comments lmao

[@sergeipohkerova7211]

He looks like I'd assume. However if he had twenty million dollars I'm sure a certain category of woman would suddenly think he was attractive.

[@Julia-ls7xs]

I think a certain category of men might also find him attractive.

[@NickyBlue99]

​@@Julia-ls7xs I would for that kinda money

[@dareangel96]

He’s not even ugly. There’s women I know that would like him the way he is. Men don’t realize how important personality and the ability to socialize properly really is. He’s not a 10 but he’s forcing himself to be undateable by having ridiculous standards he can’t even uphold

[@lcct635]

Is The only way deal with certain Men, for money. And he's not a millionaire and has some standarts, why some cant do The same once they suit his standart? He's not looking for love, so pay for Fun.

[@Mcgee833]

@@dareangel96men realize how important personality is, but they just don’t have it. His looks counterpart women doesn’t even need a personality. And she’ll have more success then him.😂

[@Ajae78]

9:20 “Is that the fu*kin’ crab shirt?!” 😂😂 I love Leo’s observations. Calling bland ass people NPCs.

[@roguestowl2280]

Drew has such a nice way of breaking the worst news to people. Love Drew so much.

[@raindropsandfeathers2245]

That voice was definitely A.I. It sounded like she was reading a script with the amount of pauses lol There's actually an A.I. site where you can talk and it can alter your voice to sound like anything. It's wild. This guy is so desperate for some kind of attention, that he'll blindfold himself from all the red flags.

[@theanubisfan10]

I felt bad for Brandon at first and as the video went on the more i realized why he's single.

[@danielr951]

The sad part about that social scam channel is that most people are educated with sophisticated jobs and they fall so easily for those scams

[@lcct635]

Some people think that having certain Jobs put himselves in a better place to start with certain standards.

[@kris_jenner_is_a_cryptid_]

Friendly reminder that eating spicy tuna leads to hot farts. Itadakimasu 😂

[@micky_knuckles]

Eat the ducky moss!

[@kris_jenner_is_a_cryptid_]

@micky_knuckles I love emmy!! I remember back when she would make popin cookin kits in her hotel rooms 🙏😊

[@happyzombiikitti]

Been watching your videos for over 2 years now and i just wanted to say whoever edited this video deserves a raise. It was hilarious and the editor definetly enhanced your humor by matching it ❤🎉

[@essiyah2705]

When he said that the one person picking up was an asian man with red hair i thought it was brandon, because the next shot it looked like brandon had red hair.

[@ukchanak]

Same!

[@thetreekeeper143]

What's even worse for Brandon is that an Indian dude had made a 46 minute KZbin video mocking him in front of the whole world. Its been a bad life for Brandon 😭

[@jonathanmeza5807]

this would've all been avoided if he had simply run a quick reverse google search lol

[@channelthree9424]

Most people don’t think along those lines. Occasionally people do a reverse and search, and when they can’t find anything, they automatically assume that it is legit but then the catfished team find the real person behind the photos.

[@jonathanmeza5807]

@@channelthree9424 personally, my alarms would've gone off immediately when i see the profile only has 3 pictures. also it's crazy that they didn't at least face time once

[@TiffanyJellyFish0411]

"If I got ink ink on yo body you can't be my shawty" 😂😂😂

[@crishuez]

This is why I avoid all dating apps

[@juggalogamer8541]

What is up with everybody looking like they came out of a Beetlejuice movie having these ridiculously high standards now

[@katarinatibai8396]

Women: can we go with the 🐻instead of him, or just get 3 cats ?

[@ba3725]

3 cats!

[@Mcgee833]

after chad leaves you out to dry, you must first shame a 45 year old virgin (as if a female losing their virginity is a difficult accomplishment) to make yourself feel better, then get 3 cats, and continue to say “all men are bad”.

[@carleyb2319]

@@Mcgee833ok niceguy

[@trrrcyyazerty4767]

​@@Mcgee833We found Brandon

[@str8ballinSA]

@@Mcgee833Are you ok?

[@kiyoko5523]

Brandon needs to bottle up and sell some of his unrealistic confidence.

[@hi_shay]

asking us to guess his age then putting it in the title of the video is so funny 😭

[@Vilaun.]

“He’s 45, he finally thought he was going to get laid, now he’s probably going to get laid OFF” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Somegirl811]

7 minutes in, he seems like a nice enough guy. Ill come back and edit this when the impossible standards are revealed. Lol Wow, his list of specific requirements never ends 😂

[@adrianguzman6563]

Yeah he seems pretty entitled

[@Mcgee833]

Walk around without makeup, and see how much your standards will have to drop. Example: 3 out of 10 without makeup 5 out of 10 with.😂

[@Bubblegaze]

Your comedy in this video is at 100000000000% and I’m living for it

[@christiansnaturestudio6599]

Then marry him

[@annamariecat_b]

Yesss. I agree. He's exactly my humour, in every video.

[@umami_apple_pie]

I like this editing style, it suits Leo's humor very well. I had a good laugh with this one.😆

[@PuffyPinkPoodle]

This guy is "Shallow Hal", lol.

[@coast2coast8306]

Not them fact checking his “dating history” 💀 Ocky Voice: Neva Neva Neva

[@str8ballinSA]

I don't do zissa stuff!

[@chrryteri]

“Randy did you have a good time today?” 🍔 😂

[@rhyanleigh3459]

Shit, man, you taking prenatal vitamins or something? This new camera or whatever you have going on has you absolutely beautiful and glowing 😂

[@Mertice-c7x]

Get those plates ready. Mr Leo is serving againnnnnn. 😗🍽

[@channelthree9424]

He says he did not send her any money. These people always say that. And that is by design. Scammers have these people so fooled into thinking they’re sending money either an investment website or someone else which is usually their mule instead of directly to the scammer.

[@BrooklynBaby100]

@channelthree9424 😅💯 This is a masterclass in so many things. These scammers know EXACTLY what men want and how to milk them. 😓

[@cuts240]

She has to find him attractive as well?!?!? What ?!?! Yoga pants !!! Lol

[@saudasafari9731]

“His life gets worse every time I press play” 😭😁😁😁

[@NightKnightJoR]

I won't lie, when I read the title in my notifications I was like "awwwww Skippy's back" but then i clicked and saw the thumbnail and realized that it was in fact not Skippy...... how dare you catfish me leo🤣 (jk) anyway nice to meet you Brandon🤣🤣

[@craigchaytor9109]

Whoa whoa whoa, hold it right there now bud. Is it just me or does Brandon look like a High Elf from Oblivion?

[@bootsycollinsno1fan]

ok, without context he looks like an ok guy but then you put his list of standards beside him and it's like..Brandon, bud, can you really ask for much?

[@dranixrush3306]

@@bootsycollinsno1fan The list is reasonable. And people forget there are levels to everything.

[@bootsycollinsno1fan]

@@dranixrush3306 no its not? if you have high standards (physical) then you should somewhat resemble them? you will be judged as you judge others..also the fact that he thought 110 at 5'7 was okay as a healthcare professional is gross

[@dranixrush3306]

@@bootsycollinsno1fan I didn't recall the list saying a woman has to be at that weight. And like I said, he hast to work on himself physically too, but he doesn't have to accept a blob either. He never said (as far as I recall) the women had to be skinny or of a particular weight. Just someone who's pretty and looks good in clothes.

[@stefanieevans713]

So he wants a sugar baby 😂

[@LikaLaruku]

Bro needs to take all that money he's spending on a fake woman & invest into hair restoration treatment. Most women hate baldies even more than shorties.

[@Bthe312]

Facts

[@fleurosea]

Or just be all bald not half bald. Valid to also permanent wear a hat

[@SplooTheAlien]

ok this comment was a bit harsh tho 😅

[@Milkjiest]

Noo my bf has very thin hair and bad hairline for being 24 but i love him to bits 🥹 i wouldn’t change him for anything!

[@casabonita2702]

I don't mind a mildly receding hairline. It's actually kinda cute on some. But this guy needs a Trump immediately. Lol.

[@prettythinker6086]

ur skin is glowing today king

[@arenee8027]

I lost it at “is this the crab photo”?!😂😂

[@annamariecat_b]

I thought you were gonna say "One thing he's never lost was his virginity"

[@Mcgee833]

It’s so difficult to lose virginity as a female how do you it? Especially with zero rizz?

[@Luna-sx3dt]

There’s always a reason for men like him and Big Ed that end up alone and not wanted 😂

[@LuigiMordelAlaume]

FWIW, in America you need at least 2 if not 3 retirement accounts (401k, roth/traditional IRA, and pension + social security) if you want to retire before 65

[@deadinside8781]

My plan is to ******

[@rumblexstrips]

He is a heavy girl

[@Fawnriver]

You and one other channel are my comfort KZbinrs. Thank you for being with me during the good and bad times ✨

[@msdouglas12100]

The Nigerian "mine" was hilarious. Just chef's kiss

[@RS33381]

When you put shallow preferences at the top of the pedestal when seeking a partner you’re always gonna be doomed. Attraction is important, but it shouldn’t make you desperate.

[@thesirenlei5778]

Tea in a wine glass is nefarious 😭

[@Mcgee833]

A women shaming virgins after chad rejects her is nefarious.

[@RemedysEnemy]

I heard “Randy, do you hamburger time today” hahaha Dig your videos. 😂😂😂