Real Life Bounty Hunter RETURNS to Tell Security Story

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The real life bounty hunter from my most popular video "Real Life Bounty Hunter Talks About His Craziest Catches" returns for a short story!

[@MrBerg4ever]

I love how despite being completely blasted, the guy still has the ethical capacity to comprehend that a sword is better for killing dragons than a gun

[@NikiValentine]

Lol! I was very much taken by surprise when he said that for no other reason than this!

[@cnayluck1798]

Well ammo cost too much gold, it'd be too expensive

[@greattitan371]

Don't forget the legendary Nikes

[@spectrumspectre]

I love how you keep insisting you're not short and yet your avatar is always the smallest one in the room. little baby man.

[@Azeal]

WOWWW

[@Greenscout69]

@@Azeal *le Pat the baby*

[@CaptainCFalcon]

@@Azeal hey man, you're the one picking the avatar that needs to stand upright on the couch to be just below chest level of this fellow.

[@Ac0usticSenpai]

@@Azeal that's all on you

[@johngun4377]

@@Azeal literally standing on the couch to appear taller

[@Snow_Sailor]

DUDE THIS MAN HAS SO MANY STORIES I'M AMAZED

[@danielj7725]

I probably have enough story's to tell In like 3 hour video

[@dr2d2]

@@danielj7725 Well he did a livestream.

[@danielj7725]

I know I watched

[@Alexander_the_dumb]

Same 'ere man

[@danielj7725]

@@FootJello_ wdym

[@alexgreer6336]

Achievement unlocked: high naked drunk guy defeated diplomatically

[@Schrodingers_douchebag]

Ope alliteration! Drunk guy defeated diplomatically

[@alexgreer6336]

@@Schrodingers_douchebag Yeah

[@thebigcheese10]

made me consider taking acid just to experience what that poor man went through. more stories with this dude, please!

[@RattyLittleBrat]

same

[@bakedjalapeno4530]

do it

[@Zanavor]

You have a spoon.

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

@@Zanavor but does he have acid/syringes?

[@Zanavor]

@@airplanes_aren.t_real I'm referring to his profile picture. It's a meme.

[@Elloliott]

Azeal just standing on the couch still being shorter than the guy is amazing.

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

It gives off "uncle telling very mature stories to his nephew" vibes

[@Azeal]

SHUSH I AM NORMAL SIZED >:(

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

@@Azeal and yet you are the smallest in the room

[@darkydk1650]

@@airplanes_aren.t_real xD

[@theorangegremlin334]

@@Azeal pocket cat mf’er

[@chaosandbunnies8291]

The return of the king! Seriously, this dude has some of the most consistently entertaining stories I've ever heard.

[@Azeal]

Hell yeah!

[@Hwelhos]

yeah love his shit

[@Darnight48996]

@@Azeal This shit is fucking hilarious, we need more of this

[@The_Turtle_One]

When i saw tje title of the video i also thought the return of the king lol

[@DummysGirl97]

​@@Azeal Has he set up a KZbin or tiktok channel/account yet?

[@Koffee_Kake1941]

It sounds like he's bullshitting us, but as someone who's worked some interesting jobs, it sounds like he's not bullshitting us.

[@gamenut112]

reality is oft stranger than fiction as the saying goes.

[@duelgundam]

As someone who served his mandatory government obligations in the police force(yay national service...gawd~) That really IS how people tripping on acid act like. They are just ZONED the fuck out. Sometimes, they're just straight-up on another planet. There have been times where it's been so bad, I've mentally gone: "...how in god's name are you even still alive?"

[@catc455g4]

@duelgundam I will take your word

[@DontWorryImNotImportant]

This guy is great, his stories are just plain top notch

[@Azeal]

we stan

[@danielj7725]

@@Azeal fr

[@LeeIsOnline]

Fr

[@Oylan000]

@@Azeal fr

[@Oylan000]

@@Azeal im also a bounty hunter but these stories still surprise make me laugh

[@Pord.o]

As a dnd player, this has got to be one of the funniest stories i have heard in my entire life.

[@jeangomez7733]

This is the most hilarious story he's ever told yet

[@Helldiver5n23]

im a big fan of the models they've been using. absolute respect to valve fans.

[@Azeal]

Hell yeah!

[@rattlestormrepublic4874]

7:05 has some real "I must go now, my planet needs me!" energy.

[@ragegoat]

I need to thank these guys for planning my next D&D session. Saves me a few hours

[@MrSirSquishy]

Watching these videos feels like finishing a lego set, Absolute blast but leaves you sad knowing it's over.

[@magmafeline8239]

Or finishing your favorite game

[@AutisticCrumbs]

Starting to think this isn't the Disney Channel at all. Maybe this is a Critical Role skit?

[@Schrodingers_douchebag]

Nope still disney

[@Zanavor]

Lol

[@Greenscout69]

*ima Woosh myself.* ITS MTOTOOTORIROTT DISNEYYYYYY ITS AZEALKDLDDKDKDJ

[@davidkoudelka10]

I could easily see the Mighty Nein talking acid in a gay strip club.😉

[@Zanavor]

@@davidkoudelka10 lol yea

[@alexanderkazantzis8019]

6:03 I love how this guy is just lucid enough to figure out that he lost his Nikes

[@martyrd0mm]

Azeal's avatar is a representation of his height irl (he is 3'5)

[@Azeal]

NOOOOO

[@martyrd0mm]

@@Azeal you know it is

[@Magtaranos]

I always admire the people you interview's ability to tell a completing story, and your stellar ability as a interviewer picking up on the threads and certain moments you went to expand on to forward the story. Being a person with ADHD myself I can't imagine telling a storys as good as some of the people you interview just because it's such a "normal" part of my life it just boils away in the sauce (in a sense). Well done both of you! Can't wait for the next video!

[@Azeal]

Thank you so much! ^^

[@BioNuclearBRICK]

please write an essa- oh nevermind you already did, my bad

[@Rand0mTh0ught]

-i love hearing this dude's stories -honestly i did not expect to hear about a high dnd quest but can't say i'm disappointed either XD

[@Beetle_Bonessz]

didnt expect the dnd quest to include walter white but it did

[@cooldog8580]

Bro, I would've heard them say that I had a message for them and IMMEDIATELY played along. I'd give them this cryptic ass prophecy and then send them out the door to begin their quest. Why can't this shit happen to me 💀

[@tombanaboni3895]

i have a feeling if given the opportunity you would accidentally get a lot of people injured or killed my guy

[@tombanaboni3895]

shit would still be funny and i would do it too but still...

[@FNIX_TANK]

HE BACK AND HES BROUGHT THE MILK. I love this dudes stories

[@aliveandkicking5461]

This new iteration of D and D is wild 💀

[@klaustrophobic3643]

Okay, im ready to go to sleep now. Laughed my stress away :'D Thank you Bounty Hunter Guy you're the best!

[@MatthewCobalt]

Whether he's telling the truth or not, the dude could presents the story in such a great way.

[@musicisdead9894]

bro needs to get his own channel he's hilarious I'd watch him do anything

[@BrianWalker93]

I believe he actually does have his own channel. In the first or second video he's in its pinned in the comments or in the description, if I recall correctly

[@BurgerBoiFromSwdn]

@@BrianWalker93 yea in racist Karen one

[@UncleLuggy]

7:48 AZEAL PLEASE WE NEED TO HEAR THAT STORY LMAO

[@shatteredsilentsoul3688]

I love this dude’s stories so much. Never fail to make me laugh. Hope you’re all doing well and staying safe!

[@lunar9342]

It's adorable to see a tall character stand next to the smol host Azeal

[@LazerFrog_]

That was brilliant. I have been cackling like a mad-man for the past 3 minutes. Hot damn.

[@projectxv3066]

“I need to find my sword all I have is this gun.” Made my day my god

[@MoxieRiley]

one of the best storytellers ever this was hilarious.

[@jayemover_16]

Our favorite bounty hunter is back!

[@Zanavor]

6:25 I would just RP as the BBEG and scare the shit out of him. Ez

[@Coastalcomb9699]

The Half-life combine mask is very ironic because it's about security and they're called in cannon "Civil protection" in half-life lore.

[@PyrotheFlareon]

Huh. Was not expecting the Bounty Hunter to have a boyfriend. Good for them, hope they're happy together.

[@stevenbryant1011]

Coming from a gay dude it's so cute, I bet he gets to hear so many stories after work

[@pinterginter9236]

yeah me too, I'm so happy for him

[@21stCenturyGuy]

Lucky bastard. I'd love to have a bounty hunter boyfriend

[@Casandraelf]

YES! KINGSRYCHE RETURNS! I FUCKING LOVE HIM!

[@justsomeguywithamustach]

I feel as if he runs the channel as well with all the videos he appears in

[@jarrettodom3943]

The fact that he lost his Nike's made me laugh my ass off, LSD is one hell of a drug.

[@Zanavor]

Acid

[@jarrettodom3943]

@@Zanavor LSD is a type of acid.

[@St3lla-MaR1s]

Can't believe he interrupted the party's quest to slay Prismadon the dragon of the Astral plane, bro had to stop them smh.

[@nathaniellazo5912]

Always love hearing this guy!! Get well soon man!!

[@dylanparrott8347]

this bounty hunter guy still got the good old story times lol *DO YOU KNOW I'M A VAMPIRE!* that shit is iconic

[@Sleepy_Sleepy]

I was just thinking about how I wished there were more videos with this guy, then bam, new video

[@infamousshadow2]

bro i want a podcast of this dude telling stories like this one

[@spartanonymous113]

I love it everytime he steps onto this camera. And this channel itself. Each episode is a trip

[@RTGMonika]

this guy's a legend.

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

Love your pfp

[@RTGMonika]

@@airplanes_aren.t_real thank you very much

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

@@RTGMonika where did you find it?

[@RTGMonika]

@@airplanes_aren.t_real it's a picrew. Dunno if the maker is still up though.

[@sandyman3070]

We need more stories this guy, he’s hilarious.

[@kindasmallbeans8316]

Now we just gotta bring swat guy back he was funny af

[@kingsreich4065]

sadly he will not be coming back as Azeal and I found out he is a nazi sympathizer rip

[@jackmio]

@@kingsreich4065 wait frl? damn

[@belowaverage7308]

Bounty Hunter dude is so much fun to listen to

[@OhHiNoU]

HE'S BACK

[@CaptainDemo779]

The guy who talked away is a Skyrim NPC who exhausted his dialogue tree

[@-DukeFishron]

This is why you dont do drugs, you may not know it at the time but when you snap out of it you find out youve gone viral in the worst way possible.

[@digitalwarrior5862]

Azeal, please tell me this Bounty Hunter has a story or two about a video game convention or a anime convention, please!

[@OneColdRepublican]

Glad things didn't get too dangerous.

[@sunnex474]

“This guy was a football player, not a soccer player” He gave me hope he had seen the truth for a second there

[@ascensionarchangel2883]

The Return of the King

[@Dead_Satan_666_]

These stories always make me happy and get laugh out me so I rewatch these from time to time and this new one caught me off guard. Four Dudes walking to a gay bar with acid what happens next.

[@dariusperry4541]

Here's a treat to listen to. Funny tales.

[@Shadowassassin908]

Love this guy every time he's in a video

[@machnight1331]

another absolute BANGER!!!!!!

[@hellnou2527]

Reminds me of the time one of my old classmates told me about a party in the woods and later on that night he shot lasers out of his eyes and was "so scared that he tried to run away from himself". Afterwards I asked him if he did drugs and he said: "Nah that stuff is not for me." Either he came up with a great story on the spot or he bullshitted me about the "not doing drugs part", he had a very deep sense of irony that it blended with his serious talk, loved that dude.

[@Knuckleblaster]

..I am fucking speechless. This man is a LEGEND. Wonder if he's from Nevada..

[@koagelplays9485]

Hey, just found this channel like yesterday and I’m honestly loving the little stories that I’ve been watching from then. Very entertaining to hear and some give a good laugh

[@dan_asd]

I want to experience whatever the rare gem guy was experiencing

[@luciusyt2650]

Hay Azeal love your content man keep it up 👍

[@lootrat1337]

God I love these videos with the bounty hunter. Your videos in general are great. Keep up the good work man.

[@Azeal]

🧡

[@lootrat1337]

@@Azeal 🤍

[@raphaelweischer6046]

I love this guy His storys are awsome and sometimes funny as hell

[@maxwhite8616]

His delivery is next level and his actual story's are legendary already

[@veronicawexel1291]

I've been waiting for this! Love the stories this guy has.

[@omnipresentl1316]

You ever wonder if aliens existed, they randomly see us do shit like that and just go "wow, THIS is the only other sentient life for light-years?"

[@masterbaugette3882]

this guy is my fave .... the bounty hunter story's are just so fun

[@OreDa_]

I'd be intrested in hearing more. The story is gold. As was the storytelling.

[@Angelik_]

Glad to see this amazing man great comeback,he really deserve have his epic audiopodcast of his unique stories

[@crazyscott1338]

I can't- I'M GONNA DIE LAUGHING MAN THIS IS TOO FUNNY

[@ChildishDegree]

This dude just looked up to the sky and unlocked the achievement "How did we get here?"

[@umbreonmaster8921]

I wonder if they ever completed their quest?

[@wyattkerper2024]

5:20 I kinda imagined Ricky Bobby running around screaming I'm on fire from Talladega Knights

[@6idiotsinabunker59]

This dude has to be my favourite person you have interviewed the amount of stories he has had on the channel has been very entertaining

[@Pan_Highlighter]

I love this guy!! More please if possible and keep up the great content

[@lhenkhantus2588]

Really hope that he recovers enough to go back to bounty hunting

[@S1m0n0_0]

i wish i could listen to him in person the dude sounds like a really nice guy to just listen to and has lots of funny story

[@J4_yd3n]

Gosh i never laughed so hard in less than 10 minutes this is amazing

[@Enirom]

He has like the weirdest stories, but I'm all here for it

[@da_riceboy161]

RETURN OF THE LEGEND!

[@ALVINTHELEAFEON]

I wish my life was this interesting

[@Dan-qy6zv]

"DID YOU KNOW....I'M A VAMPIRE?"

[@derrickcarpenter8297]

As a fellow security officer, id love to talk to him

[@fernoagent8581]

I didn't knew there was another story of bounty hunter man :D Those are the only story i can listen to without feeling sad so yipeee

[@Cartola_crowbr]

I see that this channel is very tragic I really get happy when someone comes and tells funny stories It really makes me smile knowing that are some “fun” (if you could call that) in this world

[@Lemon_Fiber]

“the dragon is chasing you OUT the door! HURRY GO NOW” “WHERE IS MY SWORD!!?! I NEED MY NIKES TO DEFEAT THE DRAGON!!!”

[@deejaythedj313]

Lol yeah these boys were definitely reaching their peak.

[@bxnaxmxxnaxx1914]

if only these vids lasted hours.., I'd watch/listen to them as I was the dishes.., Great stories

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

It felt way longer than what it was but in the best way possible

[@Springy05]

THE GOD HAS RETURNED, AND SPOKE ONCE AGAIN

[@kay.js.skatefb]

when he looked down and said "where are my nikes" i folded

[@lanterns_glow]

Welcome back bro

[@AjitaniShirasu]

Guess who's back Back again Bond collector's back Tell a friend

[@alwaysyouramanda]

HAHA!! What a clean ending!!😂 the quote!

[@timspeller4084]

*THE KING RETURNS*

[@Postal_Doomer_PL]

I love these guy's stories! Glad he returned :D

[@justinwhite4995]

How is Luna doing? Also funny vid! I love this guy soo much!