Real Men of Genius - Mr Airport Baggage Handler

[@alexm5488]

When I finished my 2 weeks of training as a ramper for US in PHX, the instructor played us this as a send-off... very nice!

[@tureina]

Oh my gosh. That was HILARIOUS. Worst feeling in the world when you're in Houston and they tell you that your baggage is in Maryland. Yup. "Airport Not Responsible." LMAO!

[@henrynnajiuba9591]

"You give us all a reason to carry-on" 👏🏾👏🏾

[@dirty9er415]

so true!!! I worked the bagwell at SFO and let me tell you, NEVER write fragile on a bag or box. It will only get kicked, stomped, suplexed and get a Randy Savage flying elbow.

[@rustyshacklesford4576]

“Airline not responsible” lmfao

[@KevD720]

“Ol king of the carousel… you give us all a reason to carryon” That was amazing lol😂

[@tconnarn]

♫♪♫ "thank you for flying" ♫♪♫ lmfao!

[@KeithApp]

"you give is all a reason to CARRY ON" 😃

[@JoeRCK]

As I was pushing out a plane today, and the pilot plays this over the headset. I was laughing so hard, I'm surprised I didn't push back in to anything.

[@ChicagoAirportSpotter]

LMAO, what a legend

[@rockinpsychprof]

I forgot how much I loved these!

[@smc1942]

The last time I was on a plane was in the early 1990s... I walked up to the counter, and said, "Hi. I'm going to Dallas. I want this bag to go to Miami, and the other one to go to Seattle." The Lady at the counter looked at me like I was CRAZY, and said, "Sir, we cannot do that." I replied, "Tell that to the guys loading the plane. They did it the last time I flew this airline!" Everyone in earshot roared laughing! Including the ticket Lady! 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zippyman818]

Remember the old-fashioned days when you could get dropped off at the curb, check your luggage, run off to the gate and pass OJ on his way to the Hertz rental counter, get on the plane; and your bags actually made it on that very flight? *sighs* Those were the days man.

[@pedalingthru2719]

Yea that was back before OJ chopped off his wife's head

[@collinsnider4179]

Yep, until you realized OJ was on his way to take of some “business”

[@MST720]

Today we salute you Mr. Real Men of Genius commercial maker guys!

[@dominicabollig1918]

These guys WERE the real men of genius 😆

[@sgtortiz641]

I work on the flightline of an airport and when I heard that I almost spit up Bud Lite on my computer!!!! For real!

[@ChicagoAirportSpotter]

N374CA, the only aircraft registration visible in the video, was originally with Comair followed by a number of years floating around between subsidiaries. It is currently in storage, having last flown for Envoy.

[@youzatrick]

ITS TIME FOR MY LUNCH BREAK !! hahahaha

[@growlingsea6017]

"It's time for my lunch break."

[@stephanielaurenbounds4958]

My FAVORITES are Mr. Male Football Cheerleader, Mr. Supermarket Deli Meat Slicer and Mr. Parking Lot Attendance Flashlight Waver. 😂😂😂. They’re ALL HILARIOUS though!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@94jg]

I want a background guy like that so when I'm being sarcastic he can chime in like that lol

[@sovproductions]

I used to work for United in Chicago, and oh my god...and this would always be played over the radios. It was one of the best jobs ever. or the perks were. Yeah and I saw that someone said they were a baggage handler, and said to pack shit lighter!!! this is true, especially you Europeans with you 70-90lbs a bag. Lufthansa is this shit either way.

[@MicheleMidnight]

ha ha ha all bags went to Tulsa and airport not responsible. too cute! found this on the filmfest!

[@yeticowman]

-because thanks to you, everything's going to Tulsa "That's in Oklahoma"

[@newwlevel]

The 3 letter airport codes are almost "un solvable "..... Sfo,ord,phl.......hahahah

[@spyker024]

ITS TIME FOR MY LUNCH BREAK LOL

[@roundabout999]

"Thank you for flying!"

[@tagunavailablerightnow]

IT'S TIME FOR MY LUNCH BREAK!!!🗣

[@b72s2JFK]

Saluting Bag Smashers and Ramp Rats WORLDWIDE! You damned jabronies!

[@juliaw4]

thank you for flying!

[@JonFry-gp4kz]

Funny AF 😂😂😂

[@mosriteminioncause7741]

My friends Aunt used to by her clothes in her sisters town when she visted her...I said "why'd she do that?" He said, "She usually flew 🛆 airlines and told him, I'm tired of having to do it anyway when my luggage doesn't get there..this way I travel light...I eat onions before i get on the plane...everybody leaves me alone, especially after 6 hrs of sweating it out".... I said that woman is a real Genius!!!

[@MySerpentine]

I love it!!! LOL!!!

[@biggestMetallicAfan]

@phantomkitsunezero But i see your point, we don't treat stuff all that bad, but bags and mail do get thrown and chucked all the time, sometimes you throw a bag or mail, and it falls off the belt loader or something, but we try to not be to harsh. But i do really recommend when you fly DO NOT pack fragile stuff, if you do, make sure it's packed well that it won't bust when the back is thrown like they have been.

[@tfont6972]

thats me!

[@XuanNguyen-uq9il]

so touching for an excellent video

[@CHITOWNGANGSTA1981]

Wuz up Norway, greetings from Milwaukee WI :)

[@Keys879]

Man.. and I just got laid off from United Airlines today as a Ramp Service Agent (Baggage Handler..) This depresses me but at the same time makes it all worth it.

[@jweaver435]

Airline not responsible hahahah

[@itzSlick]

omg the guy singing makes me laugh hard

[@blue1alchemist]

"Its time for my lunch break!"

[@ktriceevanssr5301]

Love ❤ it

[@CHITOWNGANGSTA1981]

Been a ramper for 13 years & all I can say its not the same anymore cuz I've worked at Milwaukee & Chicago O'Hare for the airlines from United airlines to Air Wisconsin, fucking ceo don't give a damm about our well being....real talk.

[@coltonmathews2816]

Real man of genius here in IND

[@biggestMetallicAfan]

God it's so true!!! If you could only see how we treat your baggage.

[@redsoxfan1984]

Everything's going to Tulsa Funny because it's true!

[@nick4leader]

@VFA103JollyRogers I'm really worried about those that are taking off from Tulsa. but this is probably one of my favorites.

[@VFA103JollyRogers]

what about the bags that really are going to Tulsa?

[@Delmarvellous]

Real Gal of Genius in AZO!

[@DurtyDirkDiggler]

Thank You For Flying

[@theelusive2.8]

It's time for my lunch break! :)

[@Svengalish0000]

"It's time for my lunch break"

[@ExtremeRulez13]

It's time for my lunchbreak!

[@mhughet]

Well since I live in Tulsa they did their job I guess.

[@Cult1022]

SFO, ORD, LAX - the complex airport codes are almost unsolvable, but thats okay, because thanx to you, everything's going to Tulsa *thats in oklahoma *sing** xD

[@carlosJV09]

Just had my lunch brake

[@Kalikatoo]

Same shit in Norway...

[@0001arely]

hahahaa!! this is fuunnnnnyyy!!!! :D

[@PappyStu]

Who takes baggage? Well watched festival video

[@BLOCK19PRODUCTIONS]

its time for my lunch break

[@TheGREENLEMMING]

haha great just great

[@PCRedman]

thats in Oklahoma....

[@biggestMetallicAfan]

@ItsMeLegit It's my favorite because it's soooooo literally true.

[@Roxas671]

"thank you for flying total bastard airline" " if you could-" " Buh bye

[@bigdog379x]

But thats oay because thanks to you everythings going to Tulsa.... Bahahaha

[@WALTERBROADDUS]

Having worked at a Airline, I know the Genius low of the Baggage folks is low. AT Useless Airways it does not exist at all.

[@captainfury2007]

Yep, that sums it up.

[@BushidoBrownSama]

-or simply ignore it "Time for my lunch break" -Air Plane not responsible "Thankyou for flying"

[@yblocker]

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[@trosc]

That`s in Oklahooooma...

[@FireFeniX203]

hahaha nice!

[@Kruizinby]

lol classic!!!

[@dcFaddy]

why just set a bag down when you can kick it, throw it or ignore it?

[@deanmzi]

That's in Oklahoma!

[@xhacker]

LOL airline not responsible

[@BaganJermal]

that is in Oklahoma.

[@stephanielaurenbounds4958]

Or JAN (Jackson, Mississippi Airport)!!

[@DRadioflyer]

LOL!!

[@GuyBoloney]

That's in Oklahoma

[@TexasNova]

Oklahoma is an Arm Pit. Lived there for 10 yr

[@BrandonDavenport-z2o]

Who's still watching in 2024?

[@biggestMetallicAfan]

@phantomkitsunezero Well you grab the bag and you got to pretty much throw it, because you have to stack the bags quick, and in an orderly fashion. But when you have 135 bags weighing up to 70 pounds, coming at you one by one very fast, you grab and throw grab and throw, it's the super heavy ones that get treated like shit, because the person loads it so heavy, then we gotta load it, it makes are work harder than it needs to be.

[@user-hg2uh6hp7u]

mr auschwitz security guard

[@CamelSmokes23]

US Air we dont care!

[@biggestMetallicAfan]

@phantomkitsunezero Good ya understand. I mean i don't do ramping anymore, as i fly now. But i look down i can still see bags treated horribly.

[@sdgallday2299]

damn can anybody upload the "new one" :something about Mr. Free Hook Up Guy" Ha-sterical!! =)

[@biggestMetallicAfan]

And maybe if dumb passengers didn't make there bags weight 112 pounds for us to handle we wouldn't treat them so bad.

[@yankeesfan135]

Real men of Genius at RDU

[@WALTERBROADDUS]

Having worked at a Airline, I know the Genius level of the Baggage folks is low. AT Useless Airways it does not exist at all.

[@phantomkitsunezero]

@biggestMetallicAfan Eah, I work in a similar line of work, Trailer loading, And we have the same issue, I don't purposely treat anything bad, but you better believe that on the conveyors, those jack-offs that don't secure that overweight shit end up damaging everyone-else's stuff, I'm sure the same is true of luggage loading. Like I said, I'm certain you guys don't intentionally send anything other than it's destination or purposely chuck it around

[@Blizzeekitty]

Haha!

[@user-hw1cr5uq4z]

It's RAMP! not Tarmac buckwheat!

[@sunsetlover]

Ramp and tarmac is the exact thing. The ramp is what it’s commonly called. But Rampies call it Ramp. The officials call it Tarmac! Thanks buckwheat.

[@phantomkitsunezero]

@biggestMetallicAfan Ooooh yeah don't worry, I know that I should pack anything I ship well enough to withstand the equivilent weight of a 250 pound individual standing on it with one foot, because it's bound to happen

[@megaben99]

@tconnarn 0:36 "your bags are in oklahoma" HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA (30 minutes later) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!! p.s. if they were in ducklahoma the minute your bags are taken off the plane they get smashed by a bunch of anvils.

[@AmbroseSilverWolfe]

HA! Well i can say this. i AM a baggage handler BUT i DO NOT load them or unload them onto/off the plane.. all i do is take them off the baggage belts in the baggage claim area and take said bags to the respective baggage service offices. SO DON'T BLAME ME FOR A LOST BAG! .... nuf said

[@parasitic590]

hah. delta connection..what a joke.

[@sunsetlover]

@randomvidz94 #fail? #troll! why waste your time

[@Reeflude]

Polish bags er worse...

[@JoeMapes]

11 years later, I'm still waiting for my dog to arrive.......

[@TheVillianZane627]

I'm a real man of genius in MKE!