[Real Person ASMR] TSA Pat Down and Bag Check

[@grumblysum2900]

He missed his flight for sure

[@123-c9w]

I mean it was only 20 minutes

[@terryndulo7108]

😂

[@paarma1752]

It was worth it

[@aliliving7774]

🤣🤣

[@noahtate9873]

Ong

[@jodiemaes4636]

"is there anything in here?" chili: 👁👄👁 "ok you're good to go"

[@grainbin6099]

H huyou i

[@skullchildrenz]

tsa: bring in the dog 😡 the dog: 😋

[@julianneokun8532]

The sass with which Hannah says “did you forget about those” could raise the dead 💀

[@stickstories2750]

I felt shame myself from that.

[@mysurrealsynapse]

Real ASMR truly is in the day to day unexpected places. Kudos for this level of realism.

[@billybobthornton8122]

Yeah, it's not in some weird whispering or tapping nonsense.

[@tms1305]

@@billybobthornton8122 aren't you supposed to be a mall Santa or coaching a baseball team around this time of year?

[@lisaverdonk295]

@@tms1305 I thought he is supposed to be the supermarket Easter bunny..

[@miahanson9267]

at this point jeremy must be on some kind of watch-list with the amount of times he's been searched 😂

[@BigBoss-kq8mb]

nah he just likes being searched.

[@element4599]

It's his kink

[@colleencolleen4425]

When you said you were bringing the dog in I started giggling “it’s gunna be chili!” 🤣 he didn’t disappoint

[@theyeticlan6388]

Bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 for real bro

[@Libylou22]

He never does. I love when they bring in chili 🥰

[@juddlister7620]

Bringing the dog in 😹😹

[@DJ_BROBOT]

Chili b is professional and technical as hell and does her research well. Damn good Asmrist

[@Edion_33]

Sidjd

[@JimbroASMR]

Probably the most relaxed anyone has ever been in TSA 😂

[@moxonk]

I love how Jeremy has a slightly annoyed or pissed off look on his face throughout the video. He really sells the TSA experience!

[@mysurrealsynapse]

Meanwhile the pilot: "....the temperature outside is a pleasant 20 degrees, thanks you for choosing our services, luggage can be collected on belt 4."

[@JohnnyTightIips]

Loved putting Chili into this roleplay, how cute haha

[@kiely4561]

Jeremy was definitely carrying weed on him lol

[@ChilibASMR]

Not on him! In him? That we can't say.

[@VGx7]

These never get old. I could watch 100 different versions of the TSA videos!

[@christopheryates9498]

It’s impressive how your pat down videos get progressively better each time, can’t wait to see the next one!! You nailed the environment and TSA look with this one. I’ve always loved the wand for the bag search…the metal rod is just icing on the cake!

[@gillian7662]

perfect video 😍 i wish more channels followed your style of "realism" ~ in the sense of talking normal but calm, not too much dead space between talking, and i lovveee that each vid features two people 😌 I've been feeling like ASMR has become so contrived and unsettling lately compared to the "old days"... mouth sounds like mukbangs, and mic eating are just not my jam. Your videos and channel have totally become my safe space!! ❤️

[@Nathanpow2344]

Totally agree with this! Especially with roleplay videos. So many (esp TSA ones) are just thirst traps of gals feeling eachother up or eating a mic. Real life is where real ASMR comes from!

[@tomabenas964]

Chili B (the, obvs, creator of this video), The Cozy Hospital ASMR, Made In France ASMR, and a few others are really good 'real scenario' ASMR artists. Goodnight Moon, and (Fe)MaleASMR are also really good (though dabble in the less real-life side of things too) Tho you probably found most (if not all of them) by now

[@chrispayne1824]

Most bemused sniffer dog I've ever seen 😂😂😂

[@Missboot800]

Cant help thinking it would be a funny plot twist if Jeremy would start to make trouble or would be acting nervous 😂.

[@moniquewilson4179]

Lol. I was like this is gonna be the one! He's finally getting busted! Lol. I had to come to the comments to check for spoilers!

[@hazekittyking]

@@moniquewilson4179 lol I’m doing the same thing! As relaxing as this is, I’m staying awake for alll the Jeremy lore and drama😂😂

[@k29king1]

The TSA pat downs, scalp checks, reiki, and the point test are the best! Love ‘em! The sponsor part you do with the mask in the pov aspect is awesome too, that is quite possibly the only sponsor plug in any YT video that I don’t skip ahead on, I watch the entire thing. My oldest son also had me replicate the scalp check for him when he saw your video from my YT history, he is autistic and really enjoyed having the video play and having my replicating the scalp check on him, he fell asleep In the chair and I had to carry him to his bed. He just kept uttering “brain tinglessssssss” calmly and in an increasingly more relaxed tone until he passed out. It’s actually helped me calm him for bed as well as calm myself for bed. Thank you two for this content!

[@julezasmr9776]

Your pat down video is so thorough and relaxing! The amount of tingles I’ve gotten so far is immeasurable💯

[@matiekae0414]

So technical and so thorough aaahhhhh soooo relaxing!! And the ocular pat down when Jeremy removed the black jacket was awesome. She means business! Ha

[@CarolB55]

When the world is crazy and I feel frazzled, there's nothing more relaxing than a TSA pat down.😉

[@sfern5358]

Very slightly hoping for a surprise ending where you find a secret pocket and Jeremy just sprints off screen. Follow up with an ASMR Customs Interrogation, ASMR Lawyer Briefing, ASMR Trial & Sentencing...

[@ChilibASMR]

Or maybe a secret diamond ring.....😜

[@holiggan2008]

"Sounds good" Jeremy so chill and the best sport 😅

[@iwannabickie]

Maybe once Chili has passed puppy school he can do tricks or scent work classes. Would totally increase his confidence in front of the camera. He could learn to snuffle out treats from the backpack and get snacks at the same time as 😊🐾

[@ashleighmckay5987]

Did we all notice Hannah still managed to get a sneaky “ Hi Jeremy “ in this video 😆😆 and chilli taking part made this for me!!! Love your videos as always guys 💗💗💗

[@zerodreaming]

i could go for an hour of just the shoe inspections.

[@tessadegraaf7964]

Your voice is a sleep trigger by now. It’s a compliment I promise haha

[@sammyg1727]

Those infamous blue socks strike again

[@daenerystargaryen6609]

bahahahaha i LOVE that you brought out the drug hound so intimidating nobody will ever smuggle drugs again - go chili

[@caitlynx915]

I much prefer the smoother pat down of your asmr than intense patting! Loved this!!!

[@teddymom9686]

Chili being a bad boi! Maybe these are his rebellious adolescent years. I love his face when you put him on the table, “Ma’am, I have not been trained for this.”

[@markhorsburgh]

I'm sure this guy just travels so he can feel some form of human contact :-)

[@ChilibASMR]

meirl

[@craigm7160]

Love your pat down videos, always excellent tingles ! I loved Chili's look....he was like "da fuq? I was nappin!"

[@ChilibASMR]

he was so mad lolz

[@bradypriest2926]

you guys HAVE to do a color analysis video!

[@ohwhatapeach]

That's a great idea, I'd love that!

[@JayRodriguez31]

“Hey watch the size of your hand sanitizer from now on” *proceeds to check and not mention the GIANT container of literal drugs sitting next pocket* 😂

[@julianneokun8532]

Put your jacket on Jeremy, it’s gonna get CHILI 🌶

[@hannahbanana866]

*pulls out the Razer laptop, “hi jeremy” beanie, and Stardew Valley guide book* “Yeah, this guy is free to go. The biggest crime he could commit would be throwing Mayor Lewis’ shorts in the Luau Soup…”

[@nolanway303]

That dog needs an Oscar right now

[@seanjackson6440]

EarPod bomb Me: Ma’am you may be thinking of Samsung 😂

[@user-uc1uo9sh7c]

I watch this every night and about a 100 times lol…please do another one like this 😊

[@ellierex]

Thank you for the amount of videos you post! #1 ASMR channel!

[@Raekin17]

As simple as a coin the pocket or as complex as .... ..... a bomb? a weapon?..... .... more than 3oz of liquid.

[@CT-5555-CallMeFives]

Great video, I’ve never been so relaxed by a TSA security checkpoint lol

[@ChrisDamore]

Waiting for the day Jeremy is trying to smuggle something illegal

[@Superintendent_ChaImers]

The dog was in on it the entire time. Jeremy tried to smuggle in some foreign treats and he was thrown under the bus.

[@watersfakeplants]

The award for most chill TSA dog goes to *drum roll* Chili!!! 🌶️🏆😌

[@trainzguy2472]

damn this is why i've been in line for a solid hour at TSA

[@ChilibASMR]

Gotta get pre-check. Otherwise you may get stuck behind Jeremy!

[@Necokeniii]

These videos got replay value and the tingles never miss. I hope you two been eating well ☺️

[@oliviahappel9637]

Love your TSAs as always!! Do you think you could do a veterinarian check-in roleplay? With chili of course 🥰

[@odalyscorrea6678]

Chili has a natural acting talent tbh

[@amberpatilla6952]

Ive watched this at least 20 times i love the shoes part and the mental detector and the ear phones amazing

[@aimeeholcombe8590]

Loved this video!!! Can we have more of the scanner machine…I love the sound of the buttons and the light. Also the paper rustling when it’s being scanned…😍

[@estheticallypretty]

Wow, Scrolled through some old videos to get some old fling tingles and thought Jeremy had a hat on his head!!! 😂

[@brennat7555]

The TSA pat downs are my favourite!! I love the shoe checking part with the tapping…I always replay that part!

[@paulazwaluw]

Sounds good 😂 Classic Jeremy

[@dhamelin30]

Jeremy's trademark replies, "sounds good" and "ummm no." 😂

[@paulazwaluw]

And “not really…”

[@blazerune3464]

on 2:00 jeremy is standing like a npc🤣

[@Juntabara]

Great work, I’ve not got past 12 minutes because I keep watching you make those perfect noises with a shoe 😂😂 well done for the most consistent ASMR giving

[@ThePragmatist839]

Yay special performance by Chili 🌶

[@talbotdorr682]

The wand and activating it and just brushing random shit with it was the best part for me, idek why

[@alinecmsd1]

The dog was so unexpectedly cute ❣

[@BobRoss-vu2lx]

New tingle unlocked: knocking on shoes

[@giovannamarlia]

This video is perfect! The dog part aaaa 💕

[@maddiesullivan7500]

Love the ring fitter as a tool sounds so good!

[@JolinaASMR]

I love it, very relaxing ❤

[@skyeblu4391]

So relaxing

[@AutomotiveDysfunction]

This is soon me at airport 😂 great job enjoyed it 👍

[@MasonischillRoot-gz6sr]

At the end they should have revealed that he's a criminal mastermind bc why not

[@AMPokemon]

I worked for TSA for a bit and these are always some of my favorite ASMR videos

[@LeAnnASMR_]

ugh immediate tingles. you just made my whole day! favorite duo ever 💟💟💟

[@melkrim4455]

I fell asleep to this video sooo many times; stress tonight keeps me awake; this is my first time ever seeing the dog sniffing at the end 😂

[@katkrause679]

Your tsa is just the best

[@hotlatte3230]

Hannah you are so serious and I went..Damn! She's a real TSA! 😄 love all you guys do and chili hard at work! 😉

[@im26c4uxD]

THE DOG🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺STOOOOOP made me smile thank you so much (i currently have covid and feel like 💩) so thanks❤️

[@sammyclasicsonicfan559]

bro missed his flight

[@Toasted_Salad]

Love the whole video but there is something so tingly about the shoe knocking 😅 but as I just said love the whole video! when you do pat downs they are always great!

[@MorikaASMR]

Your videos are so amazing and so relaxing, thank you! ☺️

[@w.w.w.w.w.h]

The best ASMR channel to ever exist!!!

[@thesnailtale8490]

This is so weirdly relaxing, side note if chili was cibsidering a career with tsa she would be a pro. So professional!

[@sondrah4642]

Ahhhh perfect end to my night ❤️😃 thanks!

[@yashmla4537]

Jeremy how could you forget the earbuds!! Lol perfect video as always

[@ahlemre9091]

I always wish that ur vids be more longer i can't get enough of them ❤️😊

[@joshwilson6305]

go to her playlists. I leave them plating all night.

[@ahlemre9091]

@@joshwilson6305 yeah good idea thk u

[@mockity]

Dammit, Jer! Stop trying to smuggle EarPods into the plane! Question! For a 20-ish minute video, how long does it take to film and how long to edit?

[@Gardosunron]

I think both Jeremy and Chili b are terrific actors.

[@Artix13]

This was the best patdown I’ve watched.

[@PeterBridgesPeteyCanoe]

Good video. Love your content. Keep doing your thing. Thanks for the effort you put in.

[@kittykateasmr1527]

Hi Chili👋, this is satisfying and relaxing 🥰 I could watch it for hours. ASMR is my passion and I like to make videos as well

[@isaaclol7483]

His jacket is so nice wow!

[@dkmike2299]

Whatever he’s smuggling, it’s in his mouth😂

[@topangarabbit]

This one is v v good. I like a lot. Thank you for making!!!

[@workoutlui]

Best Pat Down I've seen! Bravo Zulu to both of you and that cute "service doggy". 🙂👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

[@TiagoJorge20]

its amazing her work here on this asmr....the patience is amazing and so sweet gentle... congrats good video tank you =)

[@MissAllanPoe1988]

I just keep imagining if TSA did this to me. I’d lose my shit. TSA is taking notes as we speak, we’re all doomed!

[@scottvanover2360]

Believe it or not this TSA pat down is actually pretty popular on KZbin. I’ve seen a lot of videos rack up the views. They should create one where the person is completely uncooperative

[@avonreyes2588]

imagine you rly loose your earbuds and only find it through this

[@lilmunn2787]

I love how he gave her the dog

[@katelund4152]

Chili is a seasoned professional

[@OGMiiAx]

She tapped one button and i go into a coma 😵‍💫. I never see the endings 🥴😂

[@depeshrai7290]

This lady is good.

[@soupheiress]

Great video! I kind of wanted you to find some contraband though...lol