Real TF2 Summer Update Funnies

some of the team fortress 2 summer update moments of all time
also I still haven't had the chance to play vsh
Timestamps:
0:00 Intro
1:32 standing on the bird
2:14 cone moment
2:33 the third degree moment
2:58 silly moments
4:28 mandatory train clips
4:42 moments
5:12 loose cannon moment
5:26 heavy mafia
5:46 selbyen
6:05 spies
6:54 yeah
7:35 heavy 2fort
8:18 medic 2fort
8:56 some moments
9:21 the goblins
10:20 outro
Music used:
0:01 / Welcome to Los Santos - GTA 5
1:32 / New York Streets 1 - Sam & Max: The Penal Zone
2:14 / South Bridge - Simcity 3000
5:26 / City Streets Saunter - Sam & Max: Beyond Time and Space Remastered
6:54 / Sammun-Mak Defeated - Sam & Max: They Stole Max's Brain
8:18 / Jazzy Boys - Everhood
9:03 / breaking the bad real
9:29 / In A Peculiar Place - Everhood
10:05 / home depot fr fr
10:19 / On A Trip - Everhood
Trade link: steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer...
Thanks for watching! :)
#zeyo #tf2

[@purplehaze2358]

5:43 Man, who knew seals were such an effective countermeasure against modern military equipment?

[@ReiseLukas]

How do you think the US Navy managed to kill Sadam Hussain?

[@ddthebreadslayer793]

That's some navy seal tech right there

[@DrCoomer_1]

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

[@dunkyroos]

That Seal is the bigger tank

[@baronvonlobotomus7530]

Hey hey, they were the ones who captured osama bin Laden, dont you know?

[@鏖魔キリン]

oh hey, that demo at around 6:55 was me, it was like my second time playing, everyone had just been messing around that round, especially the heavies with the tickle gloves, so i never shot any heavies on sight. i had assumed that medkits have a large enough hitbox to just pick up through someone, realised a second later that that is in fact not true, didn't know crouch jumps were a thing as it's basically my first source game, and then i just pittered off in embarassment of getting stuck on the rail.

[@gil_11]

Hey man we all start somewhere

[@guilhermef.cabral8252]

That's cute Hope you enjoy the game! Have lots of fun!

[@alejoplaya2487]

I just love how demo looks honestly surprised they there was someone there , hope you are enjoying the game

[@chairwood]

u r cute. thx 4 being funny in the vid

[@agniteyt]

Welcome

Seals getting added to TF2 is the best update any game will ever get.

[@Justice-011]

You will be in my youtube iceberge

[@fruitpigenthusiast120]

​@@Justice-011this guy is a bot, its comments usually arent this comprehensible

[@puzzlepuddles6712]

pd maps have so much room when it comes to map lore. people play ctf as a team deathmatch gamemode so i don't understand why player destruction, based on that concept, isn't getting much love

[@macyk113]

Yes

[@mattgroening8872]

True

[@javierrodriguez5324]

5:54 Disguised spies doesn't move their eyes. That's how I knew he was a Spy

[@skipmanghondarg]

wait, they dont?

[@Bammesgecko]

​​@@skipmanghondargthey Always have a panicked Look on their face when disguised. Its always hilarious but it can also help you detect them

[@alejandrasanchez3022]

was pretty obvious though but yeah you can "detect" them that way... at least if they dont wear glasses

[@101Volts]

@@Bammesgecko So I can just disguise as Pyro, then *no one will know?*

[@Bammesgecko]

@@101Volts Yeah Pyro can be the "best" disguise sometimes but also the worst due to the head just disappearing because of a bug

[@sal1764]

3:09 there’s just something magical about tf2 where a player can just suddenly explode

[@BLP_Memes]

That’s called killbinds, Sal.

[@sal1764]

@@BLP_Memes Okay yeah? What about it? I’m a little confuse here

[@BLP_Memes]

@@sal1764 just type in console: bind [key] explode replace [key] with the letter of your choice (i recommend “p”)

[@dimitrimoisiades7292]

1:43 probably the most American thing I’ve ever seen

[@Ms7657...]

2:24 The most powerful being in the universe

[@ReiseLukas]

The toys in Toy Story 2 can vouch for that

[@KimoyaFTW]

6:54 was so gentle they couldnt even crouch jump ; w;

[@Blitzercyb-MX]

My first day of Playing tf2, I played the Roblox version of the game but I felt so bad at the game even though I knew all the controls

[@funky339]

@@Blitzercyb-MX I had to stick to playing medic only to not feel Meaningless...Here am I now as a Medic Main. Still useless XD

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

​@@Blitzercyb-MXThat wasn't you bro

[@kcman9670]

This was him @User-is2vm3ro7b

[@Goon_2]

Had a lot of fun playing tf2 with you, keep up with the great content.

[@RandomStunt]

it's mr. goonington himself

[@amartkmart95]

Hey I know that guy

[@thericedealer]

nice pfp

[@Goon_2]

@@thericedealernice pfp

[@megazero952]

hah, i remember that face

[@elsgare8485]

6:04 *Tea.* 🍵

[@JR18Eninew]

I Love Tea. 🍵

[@yabadaba480]

3:17 tf2 bully story real

[@purplehaze2358]

0:25 This must be so embarrassing for that demo. He charged right into that one, with plenty of time to react beforehand.

[@Bammesgecko]

lobotomy

[@abacategameplays7476]

7:02 the most concerned demoman on the planet

[@Bammesgecko]

He really needs the medkit

[@kcman9670]

Is @User-is2vm3ro7b

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

5:46 The perfect timing of what sounded like a Sniper shooting with you killbinding implying that a sniper shot you for laughing at the seal is hilarious

[@PixelParty12321]

1:02 As somebody who just started playing TF2 two days ago (currently at the time I’m writing this) and with Engineer being one of my most played classes I love Engie nests, i just like hanging out with other Engineers as the sentries murder everybody on sight.

[@AtillaDaPun]

Engi is a blast! Welcome to the fun friend! 💖

[@CT--qf6om]

5:53 that stare is absolutely terrifying

[@Bammesgecko]

He has seen some stuff

[@DrCoomer_1]

MANY THANKS

[@abluetophat1306]

@@DrCoomer_1 NICE SHOT

[@patrik9328]

Pootis has decided your fate, tiny coward.....

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

​@@abluetophat1306THANK YOU

[@waltuh11121]

5:36 best chase scene ever

[@nullnull7509]

6:06 was not expecting the other "heavy " to be a spy, that got me lol

[@Cinnamowo]

The first thing I saw on this map was that bird... I instantly knew that I want someone to fly on top of it I can live peacefully now

[@TheChums-ps1nc]

5:54 I didn’t even know that heavy was a spy

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

You can tell by the eyes. Disguised spys always have eyes devoid of emotion, and are always wide-eyed

[@hkb__6885]

0:39 did medic say "bing chilling" or am i going insane

[@Zeyo]

I can kinda hear it but also you are insane

[@SupremeOptimus]

Both

[@Chimpin_]

i can hear it but he said excellent. i think you overdosed on casual

[@Goon_2]

Have you ever heard of schizophrenia my boy

[@JeremyBaconThe1st]

He also says school shooting instead of good shooting

[@DpadDuncan]

1:33 SCREAMIN' SEAGULLS

[@ju2tunknown]

The chaos of TF2 with Welcome to Los Santos fits so well

[@Pollux167]

4:16 the force on that ragdoll holy crap lol

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

0:27 This made me realize that TF2 could probably support a vehicle like this being used as an equip-able weapon with some clever programming, since it's possible to make taunts deal damage.

[@iulius2226]

Maybe a race mode

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

@@iulius2226| Kart Fortress

[@TheRealMagicMan]

​@@iulius2226the mario kart map:

[@guilhermef.cabral8252]

Every single class has an car taunt now We should make tf2 kart

[@101Volts]

@@guilhermef.cabral8252 That kinda already exists, it's in one of the Halloween maps, but it's not the same as Mario Kart. I forget how exactly it goes, there's something about collecting... Uh... Ducks, if I remember right?

[@CarlJohnsonW]

4:33 That slap was TRAIN'ditional!!

[@reagansido5823]

0:27 literally P2W taunt

[@lag00n54]

lol

[@GreenTeaTheTea]

thats a free taunt though lmao

[@-RandomStranger-]

​@@GreenTeaTheTea what?

[@scruggly_ahh_commenter]

@@GreenTeaTheTea how tf is it free 💀

[@GreenTeaTheTea]

i lied

[@dr.robertnick9599]

9:20 OMG! It's Sundowner TF2!!!

[@tamby_teeze]

4:12 I love how *dramatic* the medic’s ragdoll is

[@butWhyDad]

8:50 as a medic gamer feel it so bad. That is the most frustrating thing ever I just explode bind lmao

[@caffeine_god]

A zeyo video after an update is like a pizza on a Friday night

[@user-lc2hw4lb1t]

8:27 MEDIC FINALLY CUTTING OFF THEIR BALLS!

[@FenixArmory]

A player flying away on a bird... I remember the same listen in another game Valve. Csgo. There, too, it was possible to fly a bird.

[@BEN-xy4np]

I love that you used the song "Welcome To Los Santos" at the beginning of the video it fits so nicely, Ah the shivers of nostalgia

[@mastermario6637]

1:19 Engineer gaming gang, we love movin' that gear up.

[@JohnCollinsIsAWizard]

I'm so jealous of the perfectly executed piss reflection-neon annihilation at 10:45.

[@ItsDamashu]

That demo was so happy when you let him get the pack lol. He couldn't figure out why he couldn't grab it at first, and the moment of realization was hilarious, but his triple hop after getting it was adorable👌

[@kcman9670]

It was @User-is2vm3ro7b

[@Stormy6310]

bro I love how in this game emotes can actually be used for combat

[@kroggislonely]

this video rly sealed the deal

[@patrik9328]

Fortnite and Overwatch: We have updates, better graphics and more players! TF2: We have a seal... Fortnite and OW2: *sweats nervously*

[@ImExcalibastard]

Slowly turning around in the bumper car 💀💀 6:24

[@Yaeng2104]

Soundsmith was right, he was trying to warn us all about clubsy the seal and his plan to take over the world. We didn't listen when the seal was added.

[@dadofrats]

The chaos of tf2 with the calming music is such a weird combination but it feels so nice

[@Collisto2435]

2:41 rare moment of getting value out of the Third Degree

[@theconn2721]

I went and played Everhood after your last video used music from it, and I'm happy to see the inclusion of more tracks in this video :D Great stuff as always

[@Iskolya.]

Everhood is game for chads

[@cellbuilder2]

The perfect intro for this update

[@AtillaDaPun]

I love that it's just a built in meme to /console explode in the community after someone else does. I don't think that one will get old

[@simpsitandmore2908]

Good video, I have never seen such insane plays while coinciding with the most goofy moments. Also some of the funny things tf2 is still able to make on pure gameplay is still insane.

[@CygnusLaboratorys2056]

The GTA Music Works Really vell with this this is arguably the best non animation TF2 Video I've seen

[@Changingtesting]

I have never been so entertained by a tf2 video before, this was satisfying as all to watch, not even subway surfer + family guy yt short could top this

[@lambdrey]

1:24 gottem

[@placek7125]

10:09 goblin the builder

[@CantThinkOfAnythingToUseHere]

gob the builder

[@elbigode43]

i love your videos, keep making them

[@notcoolj4032]

3:27 bro looked at his hand like he had an existential crisis

[@Old-Tanks-T3s]

Nickname "АНАЛЬНОЕ ЗАЛИВО" DONT translate

[@skeebins.]

4:53 POV: your the monster in my closet

[@konodioda8012]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/gGSkhqyahLamfrc

[@autismus_maximus]

your videos are just one more reason to live thank you

[@MadeInOhio0406]

we been waiting for this for years 🥹

[@cringeybones4820]

8:23 _MEDIC GAMING FR_ Speed X2 + Dream Speedrun theme = OP MIX

[@FliqT1]

how do u edit these videos so fast we literally played as engineer yesterday and u already made a video

[@Zeyo]

yeah

[@ishxxl]

​@@Zeyoyeah

[@totallynotmega]

​@@Zeyoyeah

[@FliqT1]

@@Zeyo yeah

[@Number1Dumbass]

@@Zeyoyeah

[@officialtpghost]

Just some casual tf2 gameplay I freaking love it

[@le_normi3045]

2:46 Bro obliterated that spy the moment he came into view my god

[@ranimdude]

Wonderful video, made me chuckle

[@demoman5864]

10:44 holy fuck

[@user-mv2cx4mq9r]

You make me happy with your videos, tnx man.

[@MatildaHinanawi]

this is the best video on the update so far

[@demonlewds]

I knew it was a matter of time to see a video of this update this update gets a “seal” of approval

[@yousoundupset]

Amazing video!

[@magmaboisstuff4270]

“Gotta move that gear up!” -Engineer 2023

[@kura7967]

This update is a lot of fun with the lack of bots now. I can enjoy it even if I lose matches.

[@bones384]

What? Am I the only one getting at least 2 Sniper bots every match? I constantly have to deal with the "Omegatronic" bots...

[@demoman5864]

The literal first match I joined was bot infested lmao

[@alejandrasanchez3022]

@@bones384 i get the doeshotter ones or the 787487934892 ones bruh

[@Aama-ys8qn]

guess it’s hunting season.

[@101Volts]

@@bones384 Odd that I haven't had Omegatronic. Instead, I had: the "UNINSTALL TF2" ones, the regular bots, and a handful of Bible Bots (the latter, depending on the nature of the bot, I don't complain about so much.)

[@borb49]

these make me laugh so much it just makes me feel happy

[@bonk7738]

Seal of approval for this video

[@zusatord782]

great video! it was funny :)))

[@Slendermaster968]

This is why I love this game, right here.

[@Scrapyard24c]

10:46 Well if that Sniper wasn't pissed beforehand....

[@forcesoftheevil9252]

Thx 4 video, man

[@marcusarcus7306]

This is why tf2 WILL NEVER DIE (keep up the Great Work!)

[@herobrine3678]

0:48 getting crushed by tractor looks less fun now

[@Adolphus_of-bysantanium]

It looked like any fun before?

[@herobrine3678]

@@Adolphus_of-bysantanium *perhaps* 👁️👄👁️

[@froge9954]

zeyo always makes the funniest stuff

[@Rando-real]

His videos get better every time

[@Rjey45ForteFev]

2:22 VLC stops the cart

[@agustincarrasco381]

Thanks for the update.. now we can live atleast another 7 years happy ;)

[@Abrothers12]

0:40 Spy: Bing chilling!

[@blanck7457]

This video is concentrated TF2

[@dermeister8787]

I've had a lot of fun playing against you. Even though it was just 1 match, i thank you for it. I am very excited that my username appeared on the leaderboard in your video, even for just 2 secondds.

[@alexwilson2227]

4:54 The Essential TF2 Engineer Experience.

[@DaLameRodent]

at one point everyone in the summer update just stopped fighting to see the SEEL! SEEL OUR LOVLEY BOY WHO WAS TAKEN AWAY AT THE END

[@DavixDevelop]

About half an hour ago, I played at Pelican Peak for more than half an hour, because the whole match became friendly :D It was a delight after the previous matches of non-stop bot kicking.

[@bigjoeysfriedeggs6909]

the fact that both of you guys were spies got me lmao

[@actsupertherxf8601]

7:01 the face of the demoman XDDDDDD

[@Luthooo]

your editing gets better each video

[@Jukestar]

0:37 had me giggling like crazy. I love this game!

[@Dagput]

0:59 No way i was playing with you. Im the spy with badge on the background.

[@kcman9670]

Nice

[@dingbat.tf2]

bird jurfing is incredible goated

[@seux]

I was wondering wtf those engineer goblins were doing on Venice when I joined it, now it explains it

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

Part of me is sad we didn't see any balance changes with this update, but doing to would have required balance testing, which would require gathering enough Valve employees to play a bunch of games. That COULD be solved by implementing some sort of official balance-testing server, though. Like one that automatically gathered player data, allowing a single employee to see which weapons are underperforming compared to others. From there they could tweak stats, wait a few days, then check the results.

[@bombboy3427]

YES! Finally someone made a video about Jimmy the Seagull!

[@gmanplaysgames256]

GOODNESS GRACIOUS, THAT FILTHY CHAINSTAB AT THE END

[@BackRealm]

the first minute with 10 secs its the perfect description of what is TF2

[@N1ZNA]

Intro-That's why I love tf2

[@bananabuns9007]

seems like theyre gonna have to implement de_train's warning sign in sharkbay

[@humanperson620]

Or maybe even a shark warning sign.