Real things I’ve seen as a Paramedic. Everyone in that room needed new pants.

[@nutandboltguy3720]

These “real things” videos are so much better than listening to someone tell the story. I can’t imagine the crazy stuff that paramedics deal with.

[@cory4576]

Trust me we see alot 😂😂

[@hunterlepage]

​@@cory4576thank you for your service

[@user-yy7hy4cm8w]

Oh there's so much

[@stiepanholkien605]

Skits like KZbin was intended for.

[@TheBruhFr0102]

@@stiepanholkien605what else was KZbin intended for?

[@gavinspammed]

Thankyou for continuing to help people despite the trauma.

[@RaniMathews_Wolfcrow]

4 am: I'm in corner screaming and rocking. Me too

[@bend3rbot]

The fire truck must have a dirty laundry basket somewhere behind all those doors though.

[@theunluckycharm9637]

​@@RaniMathews_Wolfcrowooohhhhhh noooo hahahahahhaah 😭😭😭😭

[@Sneakyninjas33]

Trauma is only your reaction

[@Craftimonium]

Agreed

[@JaceDraccus]

Patient's heart rate successfully slowed down. Everyone else's heart rate unexpectedly accelerated.

[@cinnamon5688]

Or nearly stopping

[@Itsskalvin]

yes that is was happened

[@JaceDraccus]

@@Itsskalvin Yes, it is.

[@nuclearcrayons3511]

Conservation of energy

[@TheFlomyVoid]

Idk, pretty sure the spike of others was pretty expected at that point xD

[@stackpolebait2156]

This thing here is a magic box that takes your heart rate and distributes it to those around you!

[@pamelahofman1785]

Excellent comment.

[@VRIceblast]

LMAO!!!

[@saturdayschild8535]

😂😂😂

[@lildemonchan7690]

Agreed. While I was shadowing some doctors I saw this happen. It’s kinda terrifying.

[@SysOpQueen]

that made me laugh so hard i coughed

[@balinorgryffudd2963]

Working in the medical field takes a special mix of compassion, care, a willingness to serve the community, and sadism.

[@DottedDee]

Sadism for sure.

[@balinorgryffudd2963]

@DottedDee my mom works as an ER nurse. She had to do the table cloth trick to a patient who wanted his work vest saved. Any movement hurt the guy, so she just yoinked it in one pull. The guy did that silent scream where you hurt so bad you can't breathe. She has had to deal with addicts, people faking seizures and comas for the dumbest reasons, guys high on PCP and even got locked in a radiology lab with a knife weilding gang member (she used Tae Kwon Do to disarm and put the guy into a submission until the cops responded to the alarm). Medical work can be super demanding and dangerous. Sometimes, you have to hurt a patient to help a patient.

[@SpicyButterflyWings]

Your mom's a badass ​@@balinorgryffudd2963

[@becky2235]

​​@@balinorgryffudd2963 Who the heal fakes seizures ? I suffer with them and there absolutely terrifying! Why would people fake them?

[@dollypardon144]

😂 my mom says hospitals are full of sadists 😂

[@MisterTwit]

"I hit the wrong button" has to be one of the top 3 things you never want to hear in a hospital setting

[@hansoloberger9822]

Underrated comment!

[@a24396]

It's right up there with "oops"

[@Hevach]

I did this on my CPR certification. Turn on the AED, pads on, rhythm check, all good. Clear the dummy, light is green... I push the Off button and everyone in the room collectively facepalms as I get to go to the back of the line and try again.

[@originalguckfoogle]

It happens like 1/3rd of the time though.

[@alexisjuillard4816]

I don't think so, i feel the 3 worst lines a doctor can say would be in order: 1) hey bill look at the scan, what do you think -i agree with your diagnostic we're gonna have to amputate that penis ASAP 2)IS THERE NO ONE IN THIS FUCKING HOSPITAL THAT CAN TELL ME WTF THIS IS?? 3)sooo... if you never got to see your children again, is there something in particular you'd want me to err them to know? Maybe swap 2 and 3, but my penis is leaving the hospital and not in formaldehyde

[@ZenoDovahkiin]

His refusal to use wigs has never broken my immersion, it just established in my brain that somewhere in America everybody is bald and none of my faculties usually see fit to question that.

[@circlerie]

he has wig for the kid characters (the one where the siblings played darts on each other) and also when he makes the cpr vids to songs with the same bpm required for cpr

[@izenheimreborn6390]

That, or it's a parallel universe where everything the same happens, except everyone is bald by 20

[@gibster9624]

Although, if every fire fighter that comes to rescue you is bald and missing eyebrows, you definitely know they've all seen some shxt.

[@lulumoon6942]

Can personally confirm, girl thanks! 👍😎

[@luvondarox]

I somehow didn't even notice the baldness until I read this comment. How do I keep forgetting? 😂

[@notlistening6499]

The delivery on that "I don't think I wanna do... ANY of this again" was spot on

[@SpectrumSwordtails]

Words straight from the mouths of millions, that's for sure.

[@SquirrelGamez]

"That worked shockingly well"

[@EnergeticSpark63]

hello

[@abishekkumar316]

lol

[@Dead.303]

"Very shocking moment for the med student"

[@hockeyboys61]

“He was so shocked that he was speechless.”

[@pixelzebra8440]

😐😑😐

[@MM-bn5yc]

is so impressive how he makes me forget he’s playing ALL the characters

[@lucid6891]

Right? Every single time. That's some talent, man.

[@TheRedHeadedStepChild193]

And he never really clarifies which one was him 😂

[@lucid6891]

@@TheRedHeadedStepChild193 I mean I always see him as the paramedic who has his shit together lol (usually)

[@justsayin._.]

U can say u liked it without lying

[@lucid6891]

@@justsayin._. Why would we be lying about this? lol you need to work on those trust issues man

[@Wayne-O-5169]

This is surprisingly realistic. That pause after a synchronized shock can seem to last forever. Most of the time the staff is staring at the heart monitor rather than listening to the alarm though. Waiting for that first beat is agonizing.

[@arianavail]

I’d expect it to be realistic considering the title of the series is “REAL things I’ve seen as a paramedic”

[@sr_echo]

How long do they wait before starting cpr?

[@Wayne-O-5169]

@@sr_echo CPR gets started fairly rapidly. I’m not aware of any set time to wait. If we didn’t see an organized rhythm with a pulse within about 10 to 15 seconds we would start compressions and ventilate the patient.

[@Wayne-O-5169]

@@arianavail I am aware that he draws on his experiences as a firefighter and EMS crewman. I am also aware that this is primarily a comedy channel, and , as such, there is a lot of license taken with the depiction. I have never seen any experienced professional wet their pants during a defibrillation or cardioversion. And I worked in a cardiac ICU for thirty years and in an ER for over 10 years and have participated in literally hundreds of situations like the one depicted. That was why I used the term “surprisingly realistic”. Of course, your mileage may vary.

[@arianavail]

@@Wayne-O-5169 sorry if I came across as like rude or anything, I just was pointing it out. Sometimes people don’t look for context or read descriptions. I’m an actor myself, so I know just how unrealistic entertainment tends to be. I assumed in this context that you’d only heard of these things or maybe had heard from someone or something like that. So my bad it hadn’t crossed my mind maybe you were also a medical professional. I do think it’s fair to point out that his acting skills are pretty phenomenal and the fact he’s being accurate (majority of the time) is pretty cool! But it’s also fair I assumed that he didn’t embellish on the patients as much as he does with other EMT’s out of respect for the patients. Cool to know it’s still quite accurate!

[@b3tter_straew]

the harmony of screams is so beautiful F, G and G sharp

[@leeannabrown5578]

That’s surprisingly right. Wow!

[@RockyLizzard]

I'd call it "dissonance" rather than "harmony" but yeah lol

[@LuiShirosagi-b8v]

lmao

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

It never fails to amaze me how _brilliant_ humanity is, at the end of the day. Heart about to explode from beating too fast? Just turn that sucker off and turn it back on again!

[@fahadalghamdi9316]

Honestly the fact that our brillance somehow slowed down our stupidity gives me hope for our species.

[@cornholio069]

Thank you for calling tech support

[@kishaa819]

Works with computers, why not people too? 😂

[@zhoncinema]

@@cornholio069 that will be 80,000$

[@angrytedtalks]

My best friend had this treatment. He has some weird arrhythmia condition and this cured it temporarily - twice. Now he has given up all alcohol and caffeine 😢.

[@humanrightsadvocate]

Imagine an entire Netflix series where this guy plays ALL the characters.

[@sakelra]

would watch

[@Nathan-kv6yu]

That would actually be great. Maybe not all the characters but a good majority. Lol

[@ScubaSteveOC]

definitely would watch

[@Spring_Proto_Gaming]

I would love it

[@sirblue5586]

Literally any platform but Netflix

[@KnightSlasher]

Traumatizing the medical student on their first couple of weeks on the job is something all doctors strive for

[@SuizidoAwesome-l2m]

It's kinda part of the training for stress situations

[@austinteal3645]

💀

[@automaticmattywhack1470]

I'll admit I was a horrible father. Whenever I could I told lies to my son. My favorite was telling him the Tooth Fairy makes money by selling teeth to spray paint companies. It's the rattle when you shake the can. Also, I told him muscles was pronounced "musk els". He got into an argument with his kindergarten teacher over that one.

[@jemmmorrison8608]

Clearly, you know Dr. Cox too well😂

[@phasesaber5040]

​@@automaticmattywhack1470??????

[@pknepps]

Simply takes his heart rate and gives it to everyone else in the room

[@buttered_wheel7382]

My line used to be "ok youre gonna take a quick nap and wake up ready to knock me out. Id advise you dont." 😂

[@alexmagney5326]

LMFAO UNDERRATED COMMENT 😂

[@alexisjuillard4816]

3 questions : 1)Did anyone ever wake up wanting to ko you or otherwise extremely angry ? 2)what was the source of that anger? Is it just like my buddy who always got hammered on college events and woke up multiple times at a redcross center with a needle in him arm, still fucked up drunk and confused and would rip out the iv (think he managed to mildly injure himself once when he tried to grab and push out the hand of the poor nurse WHILE she was inserting the needle, like it was already in and he basically gave it a shaking lol). As in is it like anesthesia, where you wake up confused and sometimes angry against the first person you see? Or is it specifically directed towards you, the person who pushed the button and hurt them? 3) did any of them actually manage to knock you out or otherwise land a blow?

[@khalidnorman9632]

​@alexisjuillard4816 now I'm invested, i wanna see the reply😅

[@lukeeasterling1457]

​@@khalidnorman9632Agreed.

[@RG-bk2dd]

X2

[@bobcat_mike7619]

“This patients heart is not acting as designed. We should encourage it with a controlled shock”

[@ihaveadultsinmyattic]

reference understood

[@bendayho4192]

Ahh the Good old shock treatment 😅

[@bobcat_mike7619]

@@bendayho4192 *Electrifying* , isn’t it?

[@bendayho4192]

@bobcat_mike7619 lmfao it's shocking to see 😄 🤣

[@bobcat_mike7619]

@@bendayho4192 Ikr it may not be used as *current* ly but it’s great!

[@kenbrown2808]

cardioversion is the medical equivalent of turning it off and back on again.

[@shanellemurrey9300]

Full system reboot lol

[@thisisntmybirthname]

Omg best comment

[@ericberry7313]

Control, Alt, Delete lol

[@kenbrown2808]

@@ericberry7313 exactly.

[@acherem13]

And Adenosine, done that one 5 times now. I've never gotten to do an electrical cardioversion, but the chemical one is pretty cool too.

[@WascallyWabbit-w8s]

I really do thank God for emergency responders. Bless you all.

[@_Cursed_Queen_]

‘Cardiac night night time’ and ‘greeting dead relatives had me rolling’

[@123darkelf]

Oh yeah I was very stoned when I watched and it broke me so hard I nearly died laughing. I was laughing so hard I was crying.

[@PotterYouRotter7]

The wheezing laughter that came out of me upon all of them screaming

[@w1th3rh3r3xd]

Yes.

[@smoketinytom]

Rolling... In my grave. :D

[@Lovelymt]

TRUE

[@howdyhannav]

that god awful shared moment of silence between a patient & the emergency unit following an adenosine push is *absolutely* ✨ _a w f u l_ ✨

[@uioppoouo]

I took adenosine. It felt surreal, like my mind was still there but the entire body was gone. Really changed my perspective on death

[@H4LOchannel]

@@uioppoouo I didn’t realize you could take Adenosine. Just to clarify, was that feeling good or bad?

[@hotcrazycatladyme168]

@@H4LOchannel I'm sure you can google it and get a more accurate answer faster than waiting for someone else to tell you.

[@Founderschannel123]

​@@uioppoouoexperienced worst i experienced stomach poisoning and pain got over all my body like that bad i thought im losing consciousness

[@spvillano]

@@H4LOchannelgod awful. Heart stops, then thumps back to life. Weird feeling of stillness during though. Believe it or not, you do hear your own heartbeat and pulse. The brain filters the noise out, so when that lifelong noise ceases, it’s weird and beyond eerie.

[@Zakthextremest]

"Hey! You're not gonna die!" Thank you for those soothing words man. It means a lot to me.

[@digitpmedia]

you are gonna live happily! more and more everyday!

[@7Air153]

Sometimes you find Inspiration In the weirdest places. I got snapped out of a funk when I was playing diablo 3. The quote was from a random dude in town. "If you've given up hope, your already dead"

[@tatugasshow6047]

​@@7Air153hey i know that guy

[@putthefuinfun1947]

I said that to a pt who aspirated from a sbo. She was dead 3hrs later.

[@Defiring]

Yeah, ever since I found out that I'm immortal from this video, my life has taken a whole other turn

[@kylestewart7249]

“Did you die?” “Unfortunately yes, but then I lived!”

[@krakenkitty]

"Have you tried turning it off and then on again?" Human version

[@mahoganywolf8843]

Though in our case we just turn the heart off and hope it turns itself back on. Usually does.

[@krakenkitty]

@@mahoganywolf8843 "Usually" 😃🤞🏻

[@yeetstreet3240]

Adenosine, the IT guy of medicine

[@eliserenée6248]

Too funny 😂

[@DrakeOola]

@@mahoganywolf8843 It's the medical equivalent of smacking the tv with a hammer to get it working, barbaric but for some cosmic mystery reasons of the universe actually works. 👍

[@arh3733]

Needs to be a paramedic training video because the students WILL absorb this one.

[@masterofalltrades_]

All yt shorts creators do that now

[@R41ph3a7b6]

Yeah, also 6k and only 1 reply is just blasphemy! So, I'm here now?

[@DroopyCloud]

@@R41ph3a7b6 good afternoon mate have a drink ☕️

[@moohiib]

……….Ratio………. ~~~~~def.~~~~~ 1.noun: 1.verb: 1.adjective:

[@ghost_and_pals_fan]

so will their pants

[@giantcerealbowl2120]

This man is a national treasure and should be protected at all costs

[@hitma2655]

this comment is a national treasure and should be protected at all cost

[@marktyuzer4935]

You mean this man is a nation. He's like Agent 47. There's too many of him and he might be the last person you see :v

[@Wolfwalker71]

A true classic!!

[@Fidelitas-Nux]

international treasure*

[@giantcerealbowl2120]

@@marktyuzer4935omg…😮

[@JennaTheFox277]

The amount of trauma you have to undertake to be an EMT should give you RESPECT

[@pixel_sprite_milaa]

"This person's heart is beating too fast. Lets motivate the heart to slow down with a controlled shock."

[@thelordcomanderwhocriedwolf]

❤FNAF

[@ShuriShogun]

First let's input a name to the console so you're registered as a professional medical assistant. You have chosen. "Exotic Butters" (Man, a typo and hundreds of likes later. Thanks for the love guys.)

[@AngelKitty35_]

😂

[@cheesydinos]

LMFAO

[@BrightWulph]

This short us thr last place I expected to find a FNAF reference, but here we are. 😅

[@hazzwazzer]

i can’t believe how accurately he portrayed “(also peeing slightly)”

[@DasHeino2010]

Like he was deadpool! XD

[@SlideIX]

All 3 of them screaming had me absolutely dying 🤣 Edit: Yes I know there is 4 characters but only 3 of them screaming (and one peeing slightly 😂)

[@frankierzucekjr]

He's way too good at this lol

[@Mochilover174]

Agreed😂

[@kandicelewis9435]

More like “all 3 of him” lol😂😂😂

[@TheRealJahan]

lmao it’s only one dude

[@ClaraJC99]

4 of them 😂

[@gh_007]

I forgot for a moment that he is all 3 ppl in this skit. Excellent acting. 😂

[@1isgrl88]

That cardioversion wake up is always scarier than the shock.😂😂😂

[@MegaFregel]

Do you not sedate people?

[@evanstedman7405]

​@@MegaFregelI can't speak for every agency but I know that the protocols in my FRG call for sedation for synchronised cardioversion...

[@555hippolover]

@@MegaFregelnot in most states. Maybe some fentanyl for pain but no, def no sedation

[@deathbloom27]

I'm obviously not a doctor or EMT but I imagine it depends on the situation. If I was about to go into cardiac arrest like right NOW, I'd say fuck the sedation and just do it. Can't be more painful than childbirth lol. Question though, wouldn't sedation mess with the heart anyway? How does that not slow it down? So many variables, idk how people in the medical field do it.

[@kh040]

@@deathbloom27 Technically sedatives can help vtach somewhat / short term, but its not a permanent fix, that cardiovert is basically a reset button in hopes that the heart starts firing in the right order again and not all wack

[@psychic79]

“cardiac night-night time” is one of the most beautiful captions I’ve ever seen.

[@Bhargos]

also "greeting dead relatives" lol

[@psychic79]

@@Bhargos I can’t deny that.

[@malldvd]

If you hooked up a heart rate monitor to the student it would have probably sounded the same.

[@lulumoon6942]

😏

[@livin4thelamb499]

HAHA!

[@gamursnek]

The amount of stories this man and his colleagues have encountered are so amazing it feels almost unreal that theyre true

[@lowlychrismarks]

One time, we had students from an actors college come in to play casualties during our training, and they did stuff like this and scared the absolute hell out of us. We both benefited from this because they got practice and so did we.

[@LadyLash22]

They stopped their heart on command?? Now that's good acting 😂

[@cheesy926]

As an actor 👏👏👏👏👏 That’s amazing and hilarious 😂

[@Safiyyrh]

Ngl that’s wholesome

[@lbarnes6787]

I would genuinely love to be an acting patient.

[@ShineOnBenevolentSun]

Shortly after 9/11, Seattle did a mass casualty event drill. Actors, overacting as far as the eye could see.... 😅

[@everestfalls]

It's amazing how that happens.... The heart just stops completely for a couple of seconds and then like it just woke up and realized that it needed to do it's job, it comes back and beats again.

[@themudpit621]

reboot

[@crimsonsodashakennotcold]

Na bro it’s the DRUMBS OF LIBERATION

[@wiggilytaco7570]

That’s heart sounds bipolar

[@Eddie276]

It’s actually due to a chemical process that creates an electrical charge which contracts the heart muscles. Very interesting to learn about.

[@nicolebanks2398]

System restart after bsod

[@quietone748]

"greeting dead relatives" "peeing pants" lmfao

[@Walnut-1]

*"Dead minecraft villager noises"*

[@rezaganjizadeh4263]

​@@Walnut-1you're wrong for that

[@robdillenger4763]

personally I'd prefer throwing away a pair of "soiled" pants than visit the morgue unless maybe they were REALLY nice pants

[@wolf_angie474]

I’m dying rn 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@iwantahandle290]

@@rezaganjizadeh4263no hes right

[@mrsmacca126]

Not shocking the patients heart back into rhythm!!!😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤ FUN!!!!!!! I love this guy!!!!!!

[@Danap-mykaykat]

I’m starting to realize the medical field really is just the equivalent of IT for humans, like “IDK man, Have you tried turning it off and on again?”

[@colinpreston80]

Best comment, EVER!!

[@dynamicguy202]

😂

[@DeepTalkingPoints]

Yes it is. 🌸😁👍 coming from a nurse here 👩🏻‍⚕️ ❤🌸😂😂

[@kawesu8781]

No way 😭

[@argadargad9128]

Or like a mechanic working on the car's engine, while the engine is running

[@mariuszmoraw3571]

Heart reset is probably one of most nerve-wrecking procedures. There's always chance somebody might not come back from it...

[@XPGamingXPDK]

I didnt even know it was possible with a defibrillator

[@KittyCat-vo6yr]

I didn’t even know that was a thing

[@mariuszmoraw3571]

@@XPGamingXPDK Defibrillator was exactly invented for this.

[@XPGamingXPDK]

@@mariuszmoraw3571 Well yes but pretty sure or was only intended for when the heart isnt beating at all

[@mariuszmoraw3571]

@@XPGamingXPDK Common misconception with defibrillator is that it is for making heart beat again. In fact defibrillator is there only to make heart work properly again while it still beats, healthy heart don't need it. In fact if you want to make someone heart beat again, CPR is the only way to go cause you manually try to simulate what heart was doing. If that fails... nothing gonna help...

[@kurohebi98]

This legit feels like a Cyanide and Happiness skit and i'm all for it

[@chasenk00019]

I needed that blast of nostalgia. Thanks.

[@THEORD3REMP1RE]

​@@chasenk00019😮

[@pebbleboyshorts765]

Is it because he's bald like 90% of the characters? Lmao

[@ThePinkRubber]

It's the silence then sudden screaming 😂

[@SophiaAstatine]

Playing with so many of Chilled's dads without chilled is a huge flex.

[@hazemsy2797]

"Sorry I hit the wrong button" is the last thing you want to hear from a Paramedic. This guy is a comedic legend.

[@woahachannel]

​@@cas8963_damn._

[@hazemsy2797]

@@cas8963 "I didnt die in the accident" 😂 yea well no Shit, youre writing the comment

[@Jamal-fg7jq]

@@hazemsy2797 r/whooosh

[@someoneyoumightknow4375]

⁠​⁠@@hazemsy2797it’s a rhetorical strategy, by stating that she didn’t die in the crash, she builds a greater contrast and thus emphasizes the comedic effect of the following statement that she almost did in the ambulance, attempting to catch the reader by surprise and therefore evoke laughter! (i hate AP lang)

[@hazemsy2797]

@@someoneyoumightknow4375 Damn, you just gave me: "You must be fun at parties" ouch

[@ForgottenHonor0]

My mom worked as a nurse in New York years ago. One time a patient went into Code Blue and of course she and the emergency team rushed into the room and set up the defibrillator. When the doctor holding the paddles yelled, "Clear!" everyone got back except for a Korean doctor named Li, who had his hands on the then metal frame of the patient's bed! When everyone repeated "clear" to him he waved his hand at them and said, "No danger!" Seems he assumed since he wasn't touching the patient he was fine. Well, of course, the paddles were applied to the patient and the shock delivered. Doctor Li went flying backward into the wall! Luckily he didn't have any lingering affects from the defibrilation but from that day on everyone called him "No danger" Li!

[@jenniferjoseph1560]

Learning on the job can be rough..lol

[@TwizzlerGirl]

The visual 🙌🏻😂

[@sereneworld8675]

NO DANGER LI 😂😂😂

[@KxNOxUTA]

Oh goodness, why must peers be so cruel and rub it in forever?! 😂😅

[@grmpEqweer]

Well, he won't do THAT again.

[@meatsmudge5349]

When they put me under to cardiovert me some years ago, there were about nine people in the room because it was training day or something. The nurse who had told me not to worry about what I might say or do while I was under because they'd heard it all before was there when I woke up. I asked her if I behaved myself. She said "Oh, welcome back. You did something none of us have seen before. Right after we gave you the charge, you sat bolt upright, looked around at everyone and said 'thank you all so much, I feel much better now,' and then you laid down and passed out. It was the sweetest thing." I was in tachycardia well over 200bpm with AFIB with RVR, so I was feeling kinda rough. Evidently the relief was immediate. I laughed my ass off at your video, thank you!

[@francescafrancesca3554]

That is very sweet! I'm glad you were okay. Now you have a great story to tell. Thanks for sharing! May you have all the health you need friend!

[@rottenluck118]

The ideal patient 😂

[@Whyistomatoafruit]

Glad that you’re ok! You now have a story to tell your grandkids, should you have any ;)

[@silverserpent420]

Do you remember a bald ginger in the room? 🤔🤨 Glad you're here amigo. 💚🫶🏽💚

[@firenzarfrenzy4985]

Now ain't that the sweetest response to a force reboot on your heart.

[@carloselfrancos7205]

He's an incredible actor tbh

[@blankspace178]

*6 weeks ago I was literally that patient. I had a sudden arrythmia out of nowhere at 34 and the paramedics had to "spark me" to retore a normal heart rate. The relief was near instant.*

[@cor7740]

glad your better, but did it hurt?

[@Adelaide672]

Glad you’re better!!

[@putthefuinfun1947]

If you're awake and not sedated at all it feels like a horse kicked you in the chest.

[@putthefuinfun1947]

I've never had to cardiovert an awake pt but I've pushed adenosine on many awake pts. They have always fallen out and came back without cpr thankfully.

[@blankspace178]

@@putthefuinfun1947 You CANNOT be sedated for this procedure. It is required that you remain conscious so the EMTs can test and monitor you. You're not an EMT dude, stop trying.

[@danaali7406]

I.T. guy: "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?" 🤣

[@BrielleMae-ql1ys]

Does it fifteen times in a row “it’s still not working?!”

[@richard6196]

I dunno man, just won't start again...

[@Chips_and_Gears]

@@BrielleMae-ql1ys I'm just imagining him constantly going between being alive and having cardiac arrest over and over again

[@ldkmelon]

this is actually exactly how aed machines are used though, to reset a messed up heart by stopping it and hoping it restarts being fixed. All those movies yelling "clear!!" to restart a heart are lying😅

[@microwavedmetal]

@@Chips_and_Gearsdefinitely would die. Cardiac arrest is a heart attack 😂

[@mitzimidkiff1562]

😂SHEW!!! I really needed that hearty belly laugh!!!! Thank you!! You never fail to put a smile on my face

[@Auditor_01]

While being a doctor, this video at the same time made me laugh hysterically and gave me PTSD internship flashbacks.

[@Thatguy223-vc4wb]

By internship do you mean residency/fellowship, and if so, as a fellow doctor same.

[@Auditor_01]

@@Thatguy223-vc4wb Exactly.

[@mnm039]

FM, PGY-11. Same.

[@CadenOdyssey]

“Am I gonna die?” “You’re not gonna die” (Temporarily dies)

[@JoeyP946]

Just like Jesus

[@Moonlight_0419]

Fission Mailed

[@FilmFlam-8008]

He got better.

[@Corgimau7705]

@@Moonlight_0419Lmao

[@littlewarrior62]

Hahahahahahaha

[@savannah4439]

“I don’t think I wanna do any of this again” 😂😂 …Me, a med student, after seeing a uterine rupture on my OBGYN rotation

[@jenniferjoseph1560]

Good luck and God speed! OBG can be mighty scary..just wait till you get to the podiatry..a whole new fear will be unleased!

[@kevo2188]

Your videos kill me i love it keep em coming!!!

[@sarahalramezi]

I'm so sorry. Hope both of you are OK. (you, the traumatized, and the patient, the raptured)

[@farouq7252]

I'm doing my OBG rotation right now lol. Luckily I haven't seen one of those 😅

[@BD-jy1pn]

Oh brutal!!! But look at the bright side, it wasn’t your uterus. Lol. Poor lady (your patient) hope she’s ok.

[@tompage6421]

Apart from the acting the time spent editing is impeccable. 🇬🇧

[@Pupo_blorp]

"He is worried about his health Lets motivate him with a controlled shock"

[@GalesAdventures]

Frebby fabear

[@noctemluxarmiger]

"Time for you controlled shock."

[@strangelic4234]

"I used to be a paramedic but now I do motivational cardioversions for companies."

[@ashhole03]

Har har har har har har har har har har 🐻

[@sssxgar]

Scott seen this video and thought it would be great for a game

[@Familliarsurroundings]

My dad told me about the time he volunteered as an EMT because he wanted to be that. First call he ever did was a car accident where everyone died. He saw the body of a dead kid and decided he did not want to work in anything medical. It takes a strong person to work in the medical field

[@HopeFoxCreations]

Especially as a surgeon. If you're scared of blood, you are not fit to be a medic.

[@leilaemmanuelesanchez3871]

My dad who's emt told me something similar except the person who drove the car was decapitated and he had to fill out a report and a bill still even tho they didn't get to take him to the hospital since he died on sight 👀

[@ariistra195]

​@leilaemmanuelesanchez3871 a bill??? To who?

[@Schnipps]

@@ariistra195 the guys family

[@smusky4643]

Skill issue

[@laurazachary6906]

As a person with an internal defibrillator I can confirm this is EXACTLY what happens

[@Townesvanwaits]

You're part robot?!?!

[@TheMytoya]

@@Townesvanwaits It's called a pacer. It shocks your heart when it detects that your heart isn't beating anymore.

[@Lotek117]

​@@TheMytoyaYeah they call them pacemakers and they used to be the size of a pack of cigarettes and were mounted to the outside of your chest, it was basically like those small handheld stunguns/tasers they sell at fleamarkets. Before those they had even bigger ones they were mounted to your chest with a battery pack in your pocket. After the big pack of cigarettes version they came out with a smaller pack of cigarettes sized one(think of 100s vs shorts) that was actually surgically implanted under the skin in the chest. A funny trick was asking people with these for a cigarette if they were an ex smoker because it felt and looked like they had a pack of smokes in their front shirt pocket, so most of the time they would grab their pacemaker and try to pull a cigarette out of it and then get mad!... Haha! After these they got much smaller and eventually you couldn't even notice them, like now they are the between the size of an old 50cent coin and a quarter!

[@Townesvanwaits]

@@TheMytoya I know, I was just joshin

[@magiccheeks]

@@Townesvanwaits it's a pacemaker

[@barbaraletson8315]

I love this guy! Thank you for sharing your experiences, and thank you very much for helping people.

[@911Salvage]

"You're not going to die on my watch. You can die later on Mark's watch, okay?"

[@Zaaaane]

lol 😂

[@kristipearce4819]

Honestly, I cope with humor, so that would actually cheer me up and help me get through.😂

[@Wraith-tf5zq]

I was going to say EMS in a nutshell but really that’s just medicine in a nutshell

[@SodoDolo]

@@kristipearce4819 Id be the asshole to say "Deal.". ** For reference, I was an EMT. X-D**

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@kristipearce4819Omg same. I’d just be like “Okay! Gotta make it to Mark’s watch” 😂

[@danielgaz1252]

as my lecturer once said, they had a patient for cardioversion, they explained him that: "sir, we will shock, you will feel like you are dying for few seconds... AND YOU WILL. BUT, you will be back soon okay?" bzzt

[@KIKI4444]

Wow!!! That’s wild af😳

[@Ketchupbelongsonsteak]

Bzzt....😂😂😂

[@Plorxium]

Several years ago when I was first admitted to ICU, the nurse told me they may have to shock me if my heart didn't return to a regular rhythm. It's the way she said it though, like how one speaks to a child in that kind of lighthearted voice, "we'll just have to give you a little shock if your heart rhythm doesn't improve by morning, okay?". I was already kind of out of it from having many seizures but I understood that and it terrified me. Thankfully my heart rhythm returned to normal without having to be shocked. I was on various IV meds but I don't know what those were and I'm not sure whether or not any were supposed to help with my heart. My memory of everything during that time is pretty poor from the seizures.

[@mid1429]

@@PlorxiumProbably

[@marikothecheetah9342]

@@mid1429 my thoughts exactly. They just had to inform them about the last resort, had it come to it. I

[@a24396]

I love the unanswered question I immediately had: "What was the wrong button?"

[@pastelnut027]

Same

[@John_grubs]

Probably the doordash button

[@davincent98]

Mute

[@Democracyofficer22]

It was the one that started the countdown

[@lastdolphinator4033]

Turns it up

[@Hype_Incarnate]

literally turning anything off and on again fixes everything.

[@beanlubies9359]

greeting dead relatives got me dead💀

[@ninaslucas]

"Goodbye everyone! I'll see you all in therapy!"

[@rachelfrey3333]

Like the relatives

[@gw6667]

Horrible grammar be me death

[@MTS_.]

Guess you’ll be doing the same then

[@Skullmanog]

My mom told me to do that to my grandpa I stopped before I did because I thought in my head "That's fucked up."

[@crazypiratesquirrel3038]

This almost happened to my brother. I wasn’t there but he was in the ER for the rapid heartbeat (over 200bpm) and all the medication they gave him wasn’t having any effect. There was also a fairly large group of students in the ER that night. The doctor called out the door for everyone to gather quickly to watch and learn. The doctor started his countdown and as he hit 1 my brother’s heart apparently said “Oh hell no!” and started dropping into a normal rhythm. He said there was a very audible disappointed “Aaaawww!”from the students.

[@DGB_251]

I'd be throwing hands

[@FannyPackMan100]

Man's used the patient's psychology to his advantage.

[@thatsmomsense9087]

🤣

[@jelanijohn2714]

He scared him into a normal heart rate

[@EvilPaladin11]

I like the image from his point of view, of his bed surrounded by a bunch of suddenly disappointed late 20 somethings.🤣

[@Capt_Hickabilly]

Jason needs his own movie playing all the characters like Eddie Murphy

[@Anna.21.]

Omg yesss!!!

[@AdiG1]

Big Medic's House

[@mikab350]

I think every person who watches these are on for the movie

[@mikab350]

BTW this channel is the trailer

[@TheoRae8289]

Agreed. This guy has a great range and comedic timing.

[@有]

The shockingly effective heart procedure was a success. Others' heart rates spiked unexpectedly in response.

[@joshb66]

I told a Dr once, "Punch it, Chewey!" Before he pressed the shock button and the patient looked at me and asked if that was a Star Wars reference. He got the answer when he woke up from his cardioversion. Haha

[@GhostBear3067]

Please tell me the doctor made a Wookiee noise.😂

[@SearchingOblivion]

@Ghostbear3067 pretty sure the patient did 😅

[@joshb66]

@@GhostBear3067 haha no, he didn't. That Dr. sadly passed away a few years ago from bone cancer. He offered to loan me money to go to nursing school. I declined his offer.

[@joshb66]

@SearchingOblivion When he went out, I said, "Hurry up and insert coins to continue!" I miss working in Healthcare.

[@vitaservo314]

​@@joshb66bad to the bone

[@murf493]

My brother passed away from a pulmonary embolism a year ago. 3 months ago I was having trouble breathing and got up to walk around a bit and felt like I was going to pass out, thankfully called 911 before I did. I woke up in the ambulance, flying to the ER feeling like I was drowning. I had blood clots in both of my lungs. I was 1000% sure I was about to die, and the EMS and paramedic staff were fucking phenomenal. Just wanted to say thank you for what you do *Edit* Yes we were both vaccinated, I just got the two originals no boosters. And no I did not survive, lobby was trash so I backed out. Appreciate the kind words

[@hieithegreat]

Get your heart wrecked by taking free COVID vaccines. Have the paramedics and doctors bandaid you for a substantial fee.

[@jmc8076]

Glad your OK and ended up in good hands.

[@norkshit]

glad ur still with us homie i hope the recovery is smooth 💪

[@lewis994roche994]

Really sorry to hear about your brother. I had a pulmonary about 2.5 years ago now. It was one of the scariest moments of my life. It evolved from just a small pain to not being able to sleep to i couldnt even breathe without being in agony. I still to this day don't understand the danger i was actually in (i have ADHD and Autism so i never take the full risk factor into account.) Glad to hear you're okay and hope all is stable now.

[@hieithegreat]

@@lewis994roche994 Sounds like a very common, not rare COVID vaccine adverse effects.

[@Antifrost]

Whoever does the laundry is about to get a raise

[@Outfrost]

They wish!

[@ancovisser2424]

​@@Outfrostno they wash

[@landynadkins6158]

​@@ancovisser2424no way you said that 😂😂

[@rwahumphreys]

I love these shorts. Amazing!

[@alexanderphilips4020]

For people wondering, this is a synchronized cardioversion! They're for people with persistent tachyarrhythmia (high heart rate, hence fast beeps at beginning) causing hypotension, acutely altered mental status, signs of shock, ischemic chest discomfort, or acute heart failure. The goal is to shock the heart to reset normal sinus rhythm (regular beeps, and presumably normal EKG tracing, at the end). As you can see, the first few moments after the shock can be nerve racking lol

[@stupensardi2783]

Even more so for the patient. I had that treatment. I had tachacardia of 250 BPM plus SVT AF and AT. Not nice. Three ablations later and I am doing much better.😊

[@Matty12787]

Had this happen once after 2 failed adenosine shots. The pain from the shock was nothing compared to the adenosine, I hate that stuff. I had a heart rate of 288 caused by SVT. Still waiting on an ablation but mostly cured it with potassium.

[@annb.2106]

​@@Matty12787Thank you. Potassium❤

[@richlkenneth]

Hypotension? You mean hypertension?

[@Matty12787]

@@annb.2106 All I did was have a banana smoothie in the morning and went from about 10 episodes a year to 1 in the past 5 years

[@OldassBoomer]

As a retired 30 year paramedic I can attest this actually does happen! ⚡️

[@elle-iza]

The wrong-button-pushing?

[@DavidGarcia-y8w]

All of it😂

[@DoctorDipshits]

Retired 28 year paramedic here! I can also confirm this 🙋‍♀️.

[@thesquid889]

I’ve been a paramedic for 78 years and this has happened! Back in the 30s when I was a student this exact scenario occurred 😅

[@Ahsoka362]

“Greeting dead relatives.” Killed me 😂🤣

[@aswd90]

Bah Dum Tss

[@shaylasometimes]

It killed him too for a second

[@Ahsoka362]

@@shaylasometimes 😂😂😂

[@AJTaiyou]

So you also met your dead relatives then?

[@sen7826]

This is absolutely the best short from this channel I've ever watched.

[@hexmech1893]

“I don’t think I want to do any of this again” *vid loops to the beginning*

[@3katfox]

Pretty sure there's a twilight zone episode where that's basically hell

[@astra8381]

that was so unfunny

[@coreling.q]

@@astra8381 shhh

[@Monarchist3]

@@3katfox Your right. There is one episode that gives me the creeps to this day. It was the one where a man kept reliving the events of a ship sinking from a Nazi U-boat only to discover that it was him from his past life that sunk the boat as the Nazi commander of the submarine. The episode is called Judgement Night.

[@3katfox]

@@Monarchist3 Isn't that a Night Gallery episode?

[@adesuwa9112]

That “greeting dead relatives” line- omg lol 😂

[@Tom_Corvus5]

*omG 😉

[@Wockhardt706]

Are we watching the same video? What dead relatives line?

[@Tom_Corvus5]

@@Wockhardt706 watch again. (it is typed)

[@Godow479]

😅😅😅😅😅

[@LiveTUNA]

​@@Wockhardt706he's always throwing in the best closed caption lines into his videos. 😂 Some of the funniest I've seen... Now.... You have a lot of videos that you need to rewatch because you missed all the funny captions. I know i had to once i figured this out lol.

[@matthewwain9958]

Having watched my wife go through an SVT episode with 254BPM at the ER, and them doing the whole stop the heart thing three times... yeah... this one hits close to home.

[@caladbolg777]

I feel ya brother. I've had SVT myself three times topping off at about 210bpm. the first time was probably the scariest because I didn't go to the hospital and decided to wait it out. The second time was scary, but mainly because of the medication they used to slow my heart down. The third time wasn't nearly as scary as the first but I had to take public transportation to get to the ER, and it took about 20 minutes. So the waiting was getting to me.

[@matthewwain9958]

@@caladbolg777 my wife has since had an ablation, and so far it 50% works. Halved the med required. Not for everyone as risks involved. We had to find a good doctor, the first one was not very helpful.

[@TheoRae8289]

Oof

[@RayHarrison-m4s]

What is svt

[@matthewwain9958]

@@RayHarrison-m4s from memory (forgive spelling) Super Ventricular Tacocardia. As I understand it, one part of a heart is getting rogue signals, so for example, one chamber is beating super fast, whilst the others are normal.

[@ldh6675]

The editing on this video is "shockingly" amazing!

[@cardiacdrummer5443]

Ah yes, student rotations. At least your student didn’t pass out 😂

[@teresaellis7062]

Okay, I need to know more!

[@uroborous01]

I too was expecting the student to fall over passed out instead of pressing the button.

[@jemmmorrison8608]

You all just need to wait for it 😂😂

[@edthomas6548]

I was actually expecting the “student” to pass out when the “patient” came back to life haha!

[@Taluien]

... yet.

[@midpathblu]

This guy is freakin’ hilarious. He somehow makes some serious and/or traumatizing medical emergency experiences seem so funny. Playing all the characters is a total bonus.

[@Nora.798]

791 likes and no replies? Lemme fix that

[@DatnxggaJay]

Im glad I wasnt the only one who laughed 😂

[@The_Real_King_Crimson]

928 likes and 1 reply? lemme fix that

[@ereynolds72]

Ugh, that “Im gonna die feeling” is just terrifying. I’ve been severely ill for over a year, and one night in hospital I went into anaphylactic shock, I had 20 odd medical staff running around me, I couldn’t breathe, I was being injected with so much stuff but none of it seemed to work, I thought to myself “holy fuck this is it” but just tried to get from that headspace, then I heard one of the senior doctors say something like “he’s not responding to-“ and I didn’t hear much more because I just felt my world collapse, I managed to gasp out a “am I dying?” And the doctor closest to my shoulder just gripped it tight and said “no. God no you’re okay I promise” and from that point on a nurse was crouched by my bed explaining everything to me, just talking. Fuck me was it terrifying. What is funny though, when everything was sort of done, even with all the adrenaline they pumped into me I couldn’t keep my head up under my own weight, my neck was just jelly and I was so exhausted I could barely move a muscle, one doctor was freaking out thinking I was crashing again and he was like trying to hold my head up and examine me and on the fourth time of him lifting my head back up only to fall soon as he let go, I heard him say “what’s wrong with hi-“ and I just garbled out a “Im fucking knackered doc stop hurting my neck” there was silence for like a second or two and he just went “well he seems to be recovering”

[@DneilB007]

Yeah, I’m like that after an asthma attack. Some people have no idea how exhausting not dying is.

[@GeoGamerArtistVlogger]

I giggled at the end, it was too funny

[@DeathnoteBB]

Yeah what with all the medical scares, they forget being exhausted 😅

[@dominusanuli3595]

Glad you're managing, good luck out there.

[@3starperfectdeer233]

When you say your dying but they're calm and say "Yeah he's fine" best feeling

[@G1R_G1RL]

It’s the: “(also peeing slightly)” that got me dying on the floor and sneezing out my hamster 😂

[@fatheromally]

Does this man have acting training? The look of anticipation on each character’s face is absolutely sending me, it’s brilliant

[@elizabethmayberry3414]

EMT’s and Paramedics become very good actors and improvisers.

[@gamer_eza47]

Costumes go a very long way, but the set-up with clear directions every role looks and the slight shifts in mimic ( notice the students mouth being slightly less open than the other two's) work well to distinguish them

[@clocksurfer]

Jason is TALENTED

[@frankierzucekjr]

I guess seeing and living through most things we will never experience, gives him the edge lol

[@knkytht]

The subtly different emotion behind each character's scream is what's made me rewatch this so many times.

[@heavymetal_cutting_fabrication]

He’s a better actor than 90% of Hollywood. 😂

[@ph4NT0m_phonk]

His acting is just top notch

[@RayAkuma]

Nominate this guy for every award in acting. Doesn't matter main or side character, background character, this guy got em all😂

[@Leith_Crowther]

Which guy are you talking about?

[@RayAkuma]

@@Leith_Crowther the director ;p

[@johnurz-yj6zv]

The " I don't think I want to do any of this again" is just hilarious!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@raymundocervantes8279]

This dude need his own show

[@ApparentlyGoogledislikesmyname]

He already does his own show. Getting highjacked by a big media corpo kills your freedom of expression.

[@Jumbuck1151]

Why do people always say this? It LITERALLY is his own show.

[@Absbor]

real representation is what we truly need here. thanks for bringing this on youtube

[@asneakylawngnome5792]

The greeting dead relatives before coming back is absolutely hilarious 😂 I love this guys sense of humor.

[@dmclegg66]

This is why I have the highest respect for emt's I salute you all.

[@menorak]

Blessed be the students. They're either willing to go through (Let's face it, existential horror) in order to save lives. OR, they give the rest of the first responder team a good time and some laugh. Also helpful

[@GhostBear3067]

What is this "or" nonsense.

[@sidvicious3926]

One time my German teacher while he was studying in Germany in the 70s stepped into a bear trap while in the woods at night, he went to the hospital and had to get awake foot surgery with only a curtain to seperate him from seeing his foot, and in the middle of the operation he just heard the surgeon go "whoops" and something hit the floor, what hit the floor was his ball joint which the ended up having to leave out of his foot or put a fake replacement in, and after that he could turn his foot almost 270 degrees around

[@Dj_TheFish]

my surgeon is the LAST person i wanna hear say "whoops"

[@ShiningAndStarstruck]

​@@Dj_TheFishdentist too 💀💀

[@Dj_TheFish]

@@ShiningAndStarstruck actually a nuclear factory worker is the lastest person, "whoo-" *boom*

[@vincentmackinnon3601]

​@@Dj_TheFishthis a comdy routine bill Cosby did

[@FA-lg9cx]

I’m gonna call bullshit on this one. There are no bear traps in Germany because there are only a handful of bears lol

[@AngelaLRsurfinginstilettos]

Jason you need to have your own series of Netflix shows with all of your characters; we all need this in our lives right now. Because you are a Legend. 👏🏼😄🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

[@vikingghost117]

Man that's what I've been sayin like every video I see of his! It's true!!!

[@shadowreaver752]

That will get old quick. It happened to Frank caliendo and Jeff Dunham

[@AngelaLRsurfinginstilettos]

@shadowweaver, People with your negative energy, get old real quick in more ways than one. Take it somewhere else.

[@ferretyluv]

At least a year ago, he said he had a pilot out.

[@jfox8531]

Absofrickenlutely!!

[@deltablaze77]

Dude, you are so good at doing this stuff. As many views and followers as you have, you are still wildly underrated. Comedic gold!

[@alanbagshaw7280]

EMT, Paramedics, and their colleagues should get a medal every week. I think some of the best of humanity reside among these heroes.

[@happyninja42]

I actually really love the technician being like "I don't think I want to do...ANY of this again!" Being honest with himself like "yeah, this is NOT the job for me" and walking away. best call

[@EnergeticSpark63]

hey

[@Frozen_Ketchup]

You make being a paramedic seem fun yet traumatizing at the same time

[@tridoc99]

I’ve seen this one so many times. It might be my favorite.

[@douglasarmbrust6304]

as someone who this actually happened to this hits home so hard. the shock wasn't that bad but it did feel like everything rushed in after and i tried to sprint from the docs lol

[@Liliarthan]

Wow. May I ask what led to you requiring this? Was it painful? How did you feel afterwards? I didn’t even know this was a procedure until watching this video 😅

[@douglasarmbrust6304]

@@Liliarthan woke up and my heart was racing 200 beats a minute I just felt wrong walked into er they tried drugs didn't go down so zap week later found issue with ner e endings in top of heart like to make sure race now I'm on meds to slow it. Worst week of my life. To me it didn't hurt it just kicked in flight or fight after the zap and I had to be held down because I was gearing up flight lol