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[@christopherg2347]

Other YT channels get a character added. You get patch notes.

[@LawrenceOakheart]

And it's basically a censor

[@BaranCemCesme]

But he already has a special car in the game.

[@VonSnootingham]

@BaranCemCesme Also a character added in Dungeon Clawler.

[@carbonwolf3865]

You know you are a special kind of gamer when the devs single you out, like RCE and LetsGameItOut.

[@winteronice]

Big flex!

[@grasucosti]

Having a game patch something because of you is such an achievement

[@pixelsoul2640]

josh staring from the other side of the room

[@OctyabrAprelya]

It's like when your highschool makes a rule because of something you've done.

[@noname-lp3mu]

@@OctyabrAprelyaMy highschool did that, the rule made specifically for me was “No Drawing Military vehicles of any kind on anything”, we used to get a school homework diary and the teachers encouraged you to decorate it in “any” style you want, so while everyone else decided to draw the “Strongest shape” in varies states I instead made a series of drawings that were Command and conquer/ C&C Red Alert themed battles, but the teachers didn’t like that i had “Violent themes” and “Pro baby Enders” (Used “Baby Enders” in place of real term used Incase youtube), so i was forced to not only censor my drawings but i also had to attend counselling (Counsellor even told them after 1 session i was fine but they insisted it continue till the end of the year, even at the schools expense), so yeah, i ended up getting all this military pretty much banned at my highschool cos i liked to draw in that theme (they even removed books referencing all things military not that there was much to begin with), i later learned they thought i was going to be the “Next Martin Bryant” due to my interests in military vehicles.

[@Rok_Banamadr]

Like the wanted sign in hydrometer because of LetsGameItOut

[@Rok_Banamadr]

Hydroneer

[@Konrad-z9w]

Can you imagine being the poor sod that has to go through the galleries to delete all the knobs? Well, at least you'd get paid I guess.

[@beau1908]

5 quid it's schmichael, laughing maniacally as he deletes them

[@themanwithnoname1839]

Could you imagine being the poor poor person who had to animate she hulk twerking? Lmfao rofl

[@PotentFrost]

​@@themanwithnoname1839 I enjoyed the She-Hulk show except for the last episode. Wish they would've continued it

[@farshnuke]

@@themanwithnoname1839 If you think a cg character doing something vaguely sexual is bad then I encourage you to go to the lovers lab forum before getting over yourself

[@Neck12]

@@PotentFrost0/10 rage bait

[@termsconditions1513]

10:13 Just imagining a civil engineer watching their bridge fail horribly as they then notice the clouds in the sky look funny

[@RealAndySkibba]

Anti RCE mode is hilarious.

[@syx3s]

kids can handle crudely drawn members. it's that their parents don't want them to start drawing them everywhere.

[@johntheknight3062]

Then I would recommend for parents to start parenting instead of being unreasonably mad and shout at cĺouds.

[@SophexisYT]

@@johntheknight3062 or put them on tablets unsupervised, cough cough elsagate and all the minecraft pron on youtube kids cough cough

[@jnawk83]

Teach the little monsters how to draw them properly.

[@notfeedynotlazy]

@@jnawk83 As a parent, I agree

[@Geekstin]

and also learn to draw the alternative, might help them out later in life!

[@7secb]

It’s like Tesla, they removed all the knobs

[@Grunk-ik9os]

"Made" by a giant knob

[@sinteleon]

@@Grunk-ik9os Only one knob allowed. >:V

[@michaelcallisto]

Except the knob at the top of the company.

[@dhalav]

Bellond Musk

[@Dr.SamCarterPhD]

Dunno how you mean, there's one behind the wheel of them all

[@Bobo0216]

The second level is just what what it feels like when you're driving a small car and there's a lifted truck tailgating you in the right lane

[@absolutfx]

With their high beams on

[@Taolan8472]

Yeeeeah that patch was gonna come with or without you edit: also, parents. Be real. A lot of those knobs were made by kids. Cause its what kids, especially boys, do when given free building tools. They make knobs.

[@MsVilecat]

Us girls go a step beyond and draw Dickbutt in all its glory.

[@HB-Gamer-YT693]

Haha😂😂😂

[@deltalima6703]

He said "come". 😳

[@TheEntityinyourHouse]

@@deltalima6703 Your head is way too corrupted. Get your mind out of the gutter.

[@hanifarroisimukhlis5989]

I mean, when Pompeii graffiti is full of knobs, you know the desire to draw it is very ancient.

[@LiftandCoa]

So in other words... the creators of a game that is about building bridges refuses to show the strongest shape because its "indecent" to kids? UNBELIEVABLE, education cannot be indecent! On a sidenote I wish you RCE and everyone else here a happy new year, especially Paddy!

[@El_Negro2003]

France jumpscare

[@niffTea]

💛

[@reptilez13]

Of course education can be indecent, especially by age appropriateness. Otherwise we'd teach 3year olds about the realities of war and photos from Holocaust and God knows what else lol. That said, a funny penis drawing is the oldest joke ever so ya kno

[@bakzkndd]

20:31 my few seconds of internet fame are here 🎉 made that bridge the day it came out, was top 10 back then, just happy to see it in a video though 😅

[@brendanp5498]

Nice job for both being cheap and for having RCE propaganda that doesn't involve the whole reason that RCE got thr game patched lol

[@lemarcusjackson7988]

and right before the famous niffTea as well. Impressive work.

[@niffTea]

@@lemarcusjackson7988 💛

[@niffTea]

@@lemarcusjackson7988 💛

[@I_know_you_are_right_however]

0:10 At least they made it "optional". Not really censorship then, is it?

[@mandowarrior123]

If it defaults off, there isn't, certainly.

[@KienNT-nl2be]

you can turn it back on so it's fine. just try to protect some kids play the game:))

[@SnoFitzroy]

@@I_know_you_are_right_however Their extremely conservative parents

[@ObIitus]

@KienNT-nl2be Kids are not in danger. Overprotective parents are.

[@ThunderClawShocktrix]

@@SnoFitzroy also people steaming the game if they want an SFW steam

[@Electrodoc1968]

Awww. Imagine the hilarity of that bus being shot out of a strongly shaped "Cannon"

[@miroslavdanchev6825]

💀

[@thatbitchashley828]

Alan is disappoint

[@pbsixgun6]

They act like school kids aren't always constantly drawing such things on every surface available already. lmfao

[@ObservationofLimits]

I'd be surprised if half of kids these days even know what markers are 🤣 Fuckin everything is digital these days. It's criminal.

[@Survivor-of-impossible-odds]

They're not worried about the kid, they're worried about what the parents will do. Me thinks

[@DefinatelyNotAI]

That wasn't a hard hat Alan made, that was a cowboy hat. The devs don't cotton to Texas. Rightly so.

[@suborbitalprocess]

"Don't mess with Texas" was seen as a challenge, not a threat.

[@brianmc9]

RCE + Polybridge name a more iconic combination

[@Infernoblade1010]

Ketchup + mustard

[@SparxI0]

Me + your mom Sorry lol I had to

[@BennyLlama39]

Orange juice and vodka.

[@dustinlafond9494]

Markiplier + FNAF

[@CrazySpidey-lj1yd]

Pretzels + salt. (Might not be ICONIC, per se, but it's definitely quite popular!)

[@jello3456543]

I'm only surprised that it took them this long to add the clean gallery.

[@KevinVinck]

I wish you’d go back to including the name of the game in the title and a screenshot in the thumbnail. When I first saw this in my subscriptions I skipped over it and didn’t watch because I didn’t realize you were playing Poly Bridge.

[@Akita23]

Seconded. I debate unsubscribing considering I ignore more than I watch anymore due to it

[@sheldoniusRex]

I knew exactly which game it was because of course it was the knobs.

[@cloudnine5651]

did u seriously just complain....after you put the absolute minimum effort into something, and it wasnt enough, and it was somehow the other persons fault? hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha

[@zafi8993]

@@cloudnine5651its the creator who has to title their video, so it makes sense to complain about missing content bc its not properly titled/thumbnailed

[@tonybrown5425]

@@zafi8993yeah he’ll change his titles because two whiney babies out of 2.4m subs couldn’t just click on a video. Quiet down now and maybe mow the lawn.

[@nekowknight]

When the strongest shape is so overpowered they have to patch it to nerf it

[@CharbelNicolas-mh7jy]

22:01 you know what else is massive (Imagine if ninja got a low taper fade)

[@orkaneto]

Day 5 of making poems An architect’s dream- an engineer degradation In the hallowed halls where blueprints lie, Architects dream and engineers sigh. With visions grand, they sketch and draw, Ignoring physics, nature's law. "Behold my spire, it scrapes the sky!" The architect proclaims with pride. But gravity, it never sleeps, And engineers must take the leap. "A glass house perched upon the sea, A marvel, yes, but can't you see? With storms and waves that crash and roar, This design's doomed forevermore." Their bridges twist and turn with flair, A sight to see, beyond compare. But can it stand the test of time, Or will it fall, a costly crime? "Your floating gardens, high and green, A lovely thought, a wondrous scene. But irrigation's heavy toll, Needs a plan, a solid goal." Their towers made of gleaming glass, Reflect the sun, a sight so vast. But summer's heat and winter's chill, Make such designs a bitter pill. Their helix stairs, a daring flight, A marvel surely, but not quite right. Can it withstand the daily grind, Of countless feet, we must remind. Their cantilevered balconies, So thrilling, yet so risky, please! Balance, force, and moments sway, We must calculate, come what may. For every curve, a pillar strong, For every whim, equations long. Together we must find the way, To build tomorrow, come what may. "Your skylight dome, so wide and bright, Floods the room with pure delight. But what of UV rays so harsh? We'll need shades to help us march." The architect, with thoughtful grace, Designs solutions, finds a place. "We'll innovate, we'll find the means, To keep the light and shield the beams." The engineer, with logic pure, Calculates the load to endure. "With tensile steel and clever brace, We'll hold your vision in its place." "Your rooftop garden, green and lush, Needs careful thought, not just a rush. For water's weight and roots that spread, Need a solid, ample bed." The architect with dreams so fair, Sees blooms in springtime's gentle air. "We'll integrate, we'll harmonize, A living space that's sure to rise." The engineer with clear insight, Calculates the weight just right. "A drainage plan with strength aligned, Will keep your garden well-designed." And so they work with jest and cheer, Creating wonders year by year. For in their playful, jesting spree, They build a world for all to see. To architects with dreams so bold, We raise a toast, our spirits gold. For in your art, we see the spark, That lights the way through night and dark. To engineers with steadfast hand, We honor too, your careful stand. For without your firm might, The world would lack its guiding light. Together, both in harmony, Create a world for all to see. A dance of science, art, and skill, Where dreams and numbers both fulfill.

[@GryTrk]

@RealCivilEngineerGaming - Look at this beauty! Sure, it's architectural blasphemy, but what an effort!

[@CrazySpidey-lj1yd]

GOOD GRIEF, that's a lot of text!

[@paularvozm]

It's funny how RCE propaganda actually just conquered the whole game at this point.

[@v2mrstevenofv259]

9:08 Let’s get them some running water this year! We can do it!!!!🎉

[@jasonatkinson5626]

22:01 you know what else is MASSIVE?

[@RealCivilEngineerGaming]

Yo Mama?

[@jasonatkinson5626]

LOOOOOOWWWWWW TAPER FAAAAADE

[@jasonatkinson5626]

I've also never had a really big youtuber reply to my comment, thanks!

[@WendelinJ.]

jumping bus is Insane😂😂😂

[@xd1155]

“Boxers glove and hairy pec.”😂 10/10 cover story there

[@hoodie3810]

RCE forgetting that he can add curvature to the road on the second level was making me pull my hair out lol

[@Nagalior]

Engineer: It works. Common folk: It looks so dangerous! Engineer: But it works.

[@FutureAIDev2015]

With that first bridge problem I would recommend having the first part of the bridge that the bus hits angled upwards so that it's not getting whiplashed.

[@christopherbrown7230]

lol i dont think ive ever caught any video on youtube 37 seconds after it was posted

[@anugrah9402]

26:14 🧐 touching tips

[@elmadicine]

I'm sure the devs are fine and all, but it kind of says a lot that they "fixed" potty humor in the gallery before they fixed dangly roads and other exploits

[@MrPicklecopter]

Probably required to avoid fines in some countries

[@valkyrie_pilot]

They have a good reason for it- it's not just "oh no people putting bad things in gallery!!!". Plus, dangly roads are actually Not Easy To Fix, the reasons for the bug existing are pretty... complex (and the people who are working on the gallery and the physics system are different anyway)

[@funkdefied1]

Not sure what it says. Changing the core physics of a physics game and adding a bit of moderation to the gallery are not the same.

[@JackNicholason]

Not really. I don't know much about game development, but fixing the dangling roads without messing them up when they're used correctly sounds like it could be hard, and it's a single player game so it's not like having it in ruins the game for anyone. Changing the replays though sounds a lot easier to do without breaking anything

[@Random_Person5555]

Funnily enough, engineers normally over-engineer, not try to cut corners

[@shark5749]

Hope y'all had a great new year 🎉 excited to see a new video out

[@Daddyoh94]

12:14 That trap door tho 🤣

[@Borko_010]

22:01 did you say m-ma-masive?

[@LukeCruzado]

22:01 You know what else is massive?

[@AlexKasper]

As a real life bridge engineer, I find Poly Bridge both amusing and scary. If only designing real bridges were this fun.

[@bobroberts2581]

When Tim Cain says “Users” ruin games he means people like this dude.

[@SNICU2012]

Alan told me that you should watch your back after that patch stay safe RCE😔

[@RubenForshaw]

NO BOOSH!? 10:11 😢 YAY!! 12:56 🎉

[@Eddyithink]

They should fix the dangling roads instead of the dingdingdong roads >:(

[@Cruzcamp0]

Make a dangling road where every dangle is a dang dong

[@Stexen]

This reminds me of the movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, the bus would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

[@ZboeC5]

-_-

[@Nor-tc8vz]

"Speed" with Keanu Reeves

[@jmatt440]

I haven't seen that simpsons reference in ages

[@Giondi]

"The springs are a little bit springy" is EXACTLY the kind of real engineering insight I watch this channel for.

[@Rooflé_375-k4x]

Why doesnt the ambulance just drive in between the two wheels, that would have been the real engineering solution

[@Khaisz.]

instead of curating you, they should have curated the dangling bridges. :p

[@olwinki]

26:12 "look at that touching tips"😅😂

[@ivarhebben1502]

The squad is back together!!!!! Niftea, allan and powloes. We only need thatman back

[@niffTea]

💛

[@SomeOrdinaryJanitor]

23:00 "oh this is an HEV as well..." GORDON FREEMAN!

[@francist.8654]

2:55 I was expecting the lines of "We need to make this cheap ... by using substandard materials"

[@ashikchowdhury1001]

9:15 that ain’t a beaver 🤧

[@GmodAnimator2010]

8:47 I see more of a cowboy hat

[@XxTWMLxX]

If you sensor a "sandbox" game.... Is it truely sandbox anymore? Whole point of polly bridge is to build any solution..... Some karen got offended. Sad days.

[@duckmeat4674]

What did the publisher/Devs say when you messaged them that?

[@JennyQT]

13:00 the boosh is still the same despite the error

[@AroAsAGayro]

Being featured in a games update is such a flex

[@brendanwood1540]

We need to make a RCE platform game where every sound effect is "Boo o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o oooosh".

[@Shredder4_4]

9:16 you know what else is massive

[@viktoriousw9732]

22:00 do u know what else is massive? LOW TAPER FADE!

[@Krtek98LP]

Dear Matt, I wear a hard hat yet I work as a forklift driver. I don't feel like I deserve hard hat as I'm not engineer, any solutions?

[@MsVilecat]

If you help engineers with your work, I think it's deserved. Like an honorary title or something.

[@DobesVandermeer]

Forklift engineer.

[@Krtek98LP]

@@MsVilecat like a side kick bard for Geralt? or robin to Batman, seems fine to me 😅

[@Krtek98LP]

@@DobesVandermeer that's one way to put it, gonna ash HR to out it on my name tag 🤣

[@Furiousbanner]

8:33 that ain’t no hard hat lmao

[@ScottaHemi440]

it's weird it took them 2 entire game iterations and several years though xD

[@Jepixfred]

26'28 it's the best hydraulic bridge i've ever seen

[@nahiro12345]

Spiffing brit cosplay? I am all for it.

[@UltimatePerfection]

They're not the fans of the strongest shape, I see. Such an architectural way to look at things.

[@Minosprimereal-j6q]

When the game makes a mode because of you💀

[@dennistv3261]

what the truck doin 15:47

[@Logetastic]

Once upon a time, putting inappropriate content in a game would have your account banned from being allowed to upload to the database.

[@Americans_Suck_at_Geography]

Nah, we don’t like that, it’s funny.

[@dazley8021]

lol I think thats the last time we'll see Alan now...

[@Rogan_experience_highlights]

16:08 because we got this lump up here, witch is like, a bit of a lump

[@jihunlim2390]

Day 2 of asking RCE to play Goat Simulator 3

[@mandowarrior123]

I feel 90% of our school textbooks wouldn't make the curated list, due to comical anatomy sketches festooning them.

[@06dpa]

I was waiting for someone to build two tall rectangles on the plane level

[@deanalief3655]

nah man i dont think the bus rides on the beaver's "tail"

[@JoeMoses]

Maybe the devs had a problem with Alan’s WW1 German helmet?

[@elijoki99]

"Springs are little bit springy" -Real Civil Engineer

[@stevenjenson]

So that’s where we draw the line most kids draw the strongest shape out of fun anyways.

[@IceSki117]

I honestly would not be surprised if they had directly called you out in that patch notice.

[@gilgreen946]

Woah. I haven't watched an RCE video in a while. Your voice has changed, man!

[@Radostttt]

HE'S FINALLY PLAYING IT!!! FAULTY DRIVE!!!

[@justjack822]

Aw Man now I really need to wait for Polly 4 to even get the chance to be in one of these videos

[@glarynth]

Strongest shape nerfed.

[@jstefa2]

whacked off...

[@sgenvy3545]

Happy New Year!! this is my first youtube video of 2025! I watched every second of it!

[@YzeTanZa]

the truck at 27:23 just flinged himself💀

[@matthewkaseman7457]

Taking over the gallery sufficiently to require it to be moderated ain't something to be proud of.

[@HmmmmmLemmeThinkNo]

Ngl, I'm surprised it took so long for them to do this

[@timthuo2498]

Happy New year Engineers

[@TheUncleRuckus]

This randomly popped up in my home feed, finally the algorithm is recommending something interesting.

[@qirex3093]

23:59 We might actually make it all the way through the video😉

[@indigenoussober407]

10:20 Is that Wheelie Yellow???

[@priyanshugoel3030]

Hydraulics levels get wild.

[@stoobidthing]

He's becoming the next Let's Game it Out

[@ReziniAdel]

when you hear the ratatoui song in the back round you know its a good vid

[@xerodeus2337]

RCE said he wanted me to hold him up but I don't Truss him... ... ...

[@London_Prime]

1:51 really?

[@BritTurrón]

You need to collab with The Spiffing Brit at this point.

[@Nealetony]

What about the spring at the beginning of the moster truck?

[@maxpavlovsky-xs7yq]

the devs patch something because of you. time to make an achievement wall. 🤣

[@FoxDog1080]

THEY DID A TODD HOWARD

[@Callumiscrazycool]

8:40 its a tophat lol

[@TheCodaCrew]

I was laughing in amazement at the hydraulics people made.