10 Impossible Things That Only Zlatan Ibrahimovic Did In Football HD

[@bhavishya338]

Zlatan and time once had a race. Time is still running

[@sahildabral9548]

Underrated

[@julescotte9354]

a very poetic one

[@gotzedoka]

best comment😂

[@nhloniphongcobo7909]

Damn wow

[@milangomber8624]

🤣

[@hellboy9977]

Whenever I am in the mood to laugh my heart out I visit the comment section of Zlatan's videos 😂😂😂

[@fadliromanthin6028]

Absolutely right

[@KavitaSharma-ho8su]

True

[@Isac_sixtyfive]

Me too 😂😂

[@nicolasm_1200]

why would you laugh at true statements?

[@sjonhigh]

We have a new Chuck Norris on the net.

[@psychedeliccosmos1685]

Zlatlan kicked earth once and still it rotates and revolves.

[@Haaru_]

Good one

[@cadenmcmahon5704]

Lmao

[@boblindemanen]

JA DEN DRIBBLINGEN HAN RÅKADE GÖRA I BÖRJAN SITER FORTFARAND I RULLNING!

[@aapebaun4827]

Nepali le chance PAYE garxa 🤣🤣🤣

[@mohammadmehrab3219]

What the fuck are you saying

[@paparapakyaw2789]

When Zlatan goes to term and conditions, Terms and conditions accepted Zlatan

[@Hezoyam10]

When zlatan gets injured, he doesn't feel pain The pain feels zlatan

[@milksheikhal-barelvi6782]

@sgiannon lmfao

[@sillyjay8322]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

[@UserX860]

what a new joke 🙈

[@tayashort451]

That wasn’t the case when someone slightly stepped on his toe

[@ShenziBuni]

Lol

[@elliothavik4697]

There are 3 rules in football: 1. Dont give messi space. 2. Dont let ronaldo shoot. 3. Dont play against zlatan.

[@petarbulutic6410]

4. Dont give free kick for Siniša Mihajlović.

[@evilios9674]

Petar Bulutic juninho*

[@petarbulutic6410]

@@evilios9674 And Juninho is good .

[@mechathorn752]

1: messi always finds space so thats impossible 2: ronaldo always attemtps to shoot so that’s impossible as well 3: ibra is never injured so that’s pretty much impossible

[@user-yp7ke4et7o]

zlatan is a noob compared to messi.

[@Hezoyam10]

When zlatan washes hands, the water is cleaned

[@joedemelfie5509]

No. When zhlatan take a bath, he cleans the water.

[@RegenerateOfficial]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@masihnajafi5055]

No it's Zlataned

[@mosesnabea4308]

Zlatan doesn't go to sleep, sleep goes Zlatan🤣

[@AR-cp7hc]

lmao

[@kacademy7921]

*When Zlatan visits your country you're the foreigner*

[@Teutonius88]

When Zlatan visits your planet, you're extraterrestial.

[@kacademy7921]

@@Teutonius88 👽👾

[@elvisp420]

When you're from Sweden

[@holamoco]

Zlatan doesn't visit countries, countries visit Zlatan.

[@Konam_Toko1202]

😂

[@EditzGuyX]

When Zlatan was a litte kid, he left the house and said to his Father:“Now you are the man in this house.“

[@viktorneyman7179]

=) LOL !!!!! BRAVO!!!

[@vladimirvugdelic1355]

I've red this comment about 100x and still laughing the shit out every time :)

[@smeer4403]

What a damn comment geeeeeeeez

[@meroo_zz7681]

@@vladimirvugdelic1355 same

[@IGTKYIYKSM]

BRAVOO Zlatan is from a area in Malmö, Sweden called rosengård and it’s like a ”dangerous” place but he lived in a apartment not a house

[@nirmalya1761]

This is the most creative comment section that i have ever read

[@gane_sh0711]

It should be I have ever seen ryt🤔🤔

[@glenanderson6056]

It's not creative and funny like one time I used to laugh at this jokes....

[@gumpert8735]

People just take old Chuck Norris jokes and switch names.

[@solmoman]

yeah these jokes were popular back in 2005. Go to any video about an athlete and you will see the comment section polluted with these exact jokes

[@robiantau387465]

When i set my password "Zlatan" i can't proceed, it's said the password is too strong

[@mosialive]

Nice One!!

[@samsollb]

🤣🤣

[@safvantk8318]

Its not because its strong password should be mor the 8 characters

[@faratinxinan876]

@@safvantk8318 r/whoosh

[@djefardeur7958]

Copied

[@lihwangangh8835]

End of the golden era . LEGEND ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC 🥺❤️

[@uttamadhikari9859]

Once Zlatan was singing in the park and it became the national anthem of Sweden😁

[@boblindemanen]

J säger inte detta att han är totalt borta! Mindre begåvad o lever på sitt hat och sin ilska som alla får kännas vid då dom inte vågar gå i klinch

[@solmoman]

@@boblindemanen låter som att du inte tagit din naturmedicin idag

[@tenderpatriota6793]

No its not Sweden anymore. It is Zweden!

[@odeleon24]

The winner!

[@hakanflodin4555]

When Zlatan got covid, covid got quarantined from Zlatan

[@justinjohn5114]

Broo lol hahaha 😂

[@r.v.s8712]

1:45 legends say the commentator is still making that sound 😂

[@khaledt2959]

His name is hafid daradji he is an arabian commentator work for bein sports (the best commentator ever )

[@CristianoRonaldo-bj1cj]

U imposter

[@r.v.s8712]

Really nigga?

[@Rajvardhantiwari1103]

😂😂

[@nhloniphongcobo7909]

Exhaled my noodles out of my nose

[@GolanuFaceCeVrea]

When Zlatan’s phone rings in the theater they pause the movie

[@priyanshubisht6690]

Very underrated

[@ashisdhang]

Epic

[@Subha95]

damn this was good

[@seinj9013]

Roflol

[@zunayedhasan5671]

Copied comments

[@JimmyOlsson]

Noone has made more beautiful goals in the modern international football era than Zlatan. He's forever an absolute legend in the sport!

[@vaishanavikurup1043]

Zlatan didn't injure his knee, his knee injured itself in order to have Zlatan's attention

[@is17a985]

when zlatan is hot the sun uses a fan

[@arpansarma128]

that's just sad

[@Soulfulreader786]

Good one

[@hulkito852]

correct and the knee is still under interrogation

[@vfawrcemizo6708]

Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born

[@bisuchester6105]

Ha haaa... lol i agree with you 🙋

[@adoniswarchild144]

HAHAHAHA

[@miguelruedas6196]

The nurses were helped by Zlatan

[@English4ar]

Lmao😂

[@riceman4062]

miguel ruedas r/wooosh

[@AgueroNain]

Zlatan is phenomenal. Amazing goals, superb ball control. His accuracy is insane. His ball control is magisterial. Love this guy, genuine, confident, direct. Thank you brotha!!!

[@SgtSayWhat]

I'm English but the goal he scored against us is honestly one of the best goals I've ever seen.

[@Freemusicwoohoo]

Yeah I remember me and my Dad yelling for the rest of my family to come look at this when it happened, we were in awe, truly an amazing moment even if it was against England

[@alan82777]

@@Freemusicwoohoo im italian the goal scored against us till day it haunts me bad

[@bjornengqvist9629]

It was only a friendly so your players were not really devastated.

[@Deze22]

@@bjornengqvist9629 the classic swedish zlatan hater 🤣put your country on the map, should kiss his feet

[@1975Per]

@@bjornengqvist9629 But they were. He scored on them 4 times, ending it with the bicycle. That game shut up every UK journalist for ever (regarding Zlatan) and the players will never forget.

[@kushalshahi5721]

When Zlatan sees corona virus, corona virus washes its hand.

[@sillyjay8322]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@prithvipandita4891]

Lame

[@SpeciaListMK]

😁

[@SpeciaListMK]

So, Chuck Norris jokes are not more actual as I see. Zlatan took his place 😁

[@tapojitsur-naturEalistic85]

Gar mereche sanitizer er jaigay zlatan die haat dhute hobe dekhchi.

[@johnny9000]

Zlatan took a lie detector once The detector confessed everything.

[@tiesvanmarle2631]

Most underrated comment

[@johnny9000]

Ties van Marle 😉✌🏻

[@m.6383]

The beautifull part is that the exact same comment is above

[@captainjacksliving6608]

Holy moly shuit

[@JohnnyMavuso]

I saw 499 likes. I had to make it 500 😂

[@UConnForLife]

Here after hearing about his retirement. To the man that made me fall in love with the sport. You’ll never be forgotten. What a fucking LEGEND he is. Hate him, or love him, you cared about what he did and what he said. They don’t make ‘em like this anymore

[@AmazeLabOfficial]

Zlatan is chasing two guys. One guy goes left second guy goes right Zlatan keep chasing them both

[@SpeciaListMK]

😁😅

[@boblindemanen]

Ja de säger mycket, hans onda vrede styr o alla blir rädda! För detta luftslott

[@onelife3511]

This was the most unique comment i have ever seen,dude that was killer.

[@neenasagar3907]

Zlatan is not lucky to score goals... goals are lucky to be scored by Zlatan

[@pmorton7960]

I saw that live on TV. still go whawha whaaat?!!!

[@N.D.G-e5d]

He doesn't play in Russia.

[@leefiey13]

I didn't give you a like cuz you got 420 atm, but you deserve another one :/

[@bisuchester6105]

😂😁😜

[@davidsalkeld4601]

Bisu wayne

[@cliffordochuba4042]

'Lions do not recover like humans' love that line

[@yesterdayin445]

Ronaldinho: "God gifted me a chance to be the football legend." Zlatan: I don't remember gifting anyone.

[@SpeciaListMK]

😁

[@Calauza]

😂 Lovely said

[@DerrickMcleen]

😂😂😂😂

[@MrSupervin94]

Ronaldinho > Zlatan

[@mihagames2757]

@@MrSupervin94 Nice joke

[@eMKayyoUwhY]

Only three words to say: A TRUE LEGEND! Inside and outside the stadium/soccerfield/footballfield.......

[@simpsmith4219]

When Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook,he already had a friend request waiting from Zlatan.

[@asterx1879]

Good one 🔥🔥🔥

[@arjungupta4756]

But Zlatan doesn't request, he tells

[@johderrickmkenda4586]

Hahaha

[@Skylos100500]

i think it was a refuse notification not a request

[@tabmtevhe6800]

Good one

[@mccboy5600]

True fact is that, the average life span of zlatan's haters is 1,2 years, after that time they automatically became a fan of him...dont know why

[@feizablaiech6810]

And those who don't are short half lifes usually under 5foot2

[@ilyassbouchnafi9079]

I made haters become fans

[@fogaat4004]

When zlatan born, the word 'CONFIDENCE' made its place in the English dictionary.

[@simpsmith4219]

When Zlatan was a child,his parents use to sleep in his bed when they are scared

[@cheikhahmedtijanidiagne5849]

😂😂 good one

[@tommasovasta8323]

🤣

[@dmitrycherkas4693]

niiiiceeee!

[@acquanaturale9400]

Underrated comment

[@RegenerateOfficial]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@umeshhcsoni]

This comment section is epic 😂😂😂😂😂

[@AbidKhan-sg9gd]

Too funny 🤣

[@riop4113]

Ronaldo: scores bicycle kick from eight yards out World: goes crazy Zlatan: That's cute.

[@googlestore4830]

This comment section is epic because Zlatan hasn't commented yet. When he comments, all the other comments will instantly pale in comparison 😑

[@Abdousjh]

I see it

[@alan82777]

@@googlestore4830 even thanos bends infront of him

[@vyas3600]

Zlatan : I want to go to New York New York: I'm coming

[@sillyjay8322]

🤣🤣🤣💀

[@priyavishwakarma506]

😂😂

[@jimmysmith2958]

Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@serenaprots6583]

When John Wick goes to bed he checks under his bed for Zlatan

[@shankCR7]

LMFAO

[@adityawankhede7260]

Ehh no.

[@josua3]

@@adityawankhede7260 Ehh yes.

[@-syahmi6924]

I just realized that zlatan and keanu almost identical

[@canafaruq3026]

@@-syahmi6924 mereka mana tau Keanu cokk 😂

[@flash9099]

Zlatan didn't cry after he was born, all the people around him did.

[@solmoman]

whes zlotan go to bed the sund goose down ned whes zolkan eat dinner hes plate gots full end whes zkaln take the bath teh wator becms zkolan nisted of wet

[@solmoman]

ndes wehn ztalkan cry hes ters fal upside

[@solmoman]

zlocvic wast born an alredy whas a footbell

[@southsideultras5406]

Zlatan has a bear carpet in his room, it is not dead. It is afraid to move.

[@emekmek3197]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qX6qYqGihs5omMk ,

[@jaki4184]

So fking underrated

[@Alexander24871]

Underrated

[@mosialive]

Bah aha.. Nice One!

[@sardarwaqar2758]

Wtf this is the best one lol unfortunately it’s so underrated cause an average person lacks sense of humour.

[@Moviha1]

Best Messi goals comment section: wow he’s good Best Ronaldo goals comment section: wow he’s good Best Zlatan goals comment section: “Zlatan is not lucky to score goals, goals are lucky to be scored by Zlatan”

[@riseagainstthemachine6079]

Best Ronaldinho moves comment section: That's football, magic and love!

[@JendralHizuPung]

WRONG: Best messi goals comment section: "Ronaldo better than messi", while Ronaldo goals comments:"Messi > Ronaldo, Every.Single.Time 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@samuelewaldo9470]

@@JendralHizuPung you know theres this 1 messi hardcore fan channel on yt where your comment will be deleted if you dont like messi, even neutral comment will be deleted, you litteraly need praise him for your comment to stay there, i really hate that kind of cancer fanbase

[@samnau7663]

Fuck You You are gay

[@user-np2du8ws4g]

tu eres tonto

[@sidharthapatnaik070]

When Newton was sitting under the apple tree Zlatan threw apple on his head...

[@sdbro3540]

😂😂

[@bobbydigital8111]

Yesssssss!!!!!!!

[@lalitjat8153]

When you were not born zlatan flushed you😂😂😁

[@nibirdtamuli8429]

And said thats Gravity my son

[@Konam_Toko1202]

Great😂

[@welovefootball9021]

Once Zlatan was late for training , the rest of the team was punished for coming early ! Great video Djamel as always! we missed your videos man (please upload every week)

[@yeah-ro3rf]

We Love Football true mahn we missed his great videos🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏

[@agamer3483]

We Love Football Wtf

[@goatll6603]

Hahahaha

[@hideentity1518]

😂😂😂😂

[@Crystal-mi4oc]

We Love Football see my video with zlatan Ibrahimovic

[@adyancornalius9167]

The title should be: Top 10 Zlatan things that impossible could do

[@hrangaobviisa1127]

Top 10 Zlatan things that impossible couldn't do.

[@milksheikhal-barelvi6782]

@@hrangaobviisa1127 that would mean it's possible

[@cregnorack7730]

Best one!

[@aswin7325]

@@milksheikhal-barelvi6782 exactly

[@Hezoyam10]

When zlatan feels cold, wind wears sweater

[@greatuploader301]

He doesn't feel cold, cold feels him

[@johderrickmkenda4586]

Hahahahah

[@vellinari9385]

@@greatuploader301 🔥

[@solmoman]

wahn zoltan dont see teh lihgt cames on

[@velcingilles3756]

What an extraordinary player and character 😎🤣

[@sarkar4970]

1:43 legend says that commentator is still 'ooooooo' ing

[@abohsukampret]

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[@arsenelupin3947]

Missed the opportunity to say "... is stil G ooooooooooooo ing

[@moumenefoxx7576]

That's hafid derraji, you should hear him Comment on riadh mehrez

[@alvarolopes683]

For me the best foward of all times. I just simple love his personality.

[@johannesvirtanen2062]

Tells a lot how your personality is.

[@Bajsmacka123]

Johannes Virtanen Just cause your country never had a star..

[@johannesvirtanen2062]

@@Bajsmacka123 How is your comment related? Football is anyway just a shallow event.

[@Bajsmacka123]

Doesen’t make any sense too me but, fine..

[@manaschakrabarty4901]

@@johannesvirtanen2062 shallow event? Do you know how much politics depend on football? Its one of the most non violent ways to show power . You ae just too small just take the example of catalonia and spain. You are just to small to notice

[@donforleon9266]

Zlatan never move from his position since birth, the earth it self move for him.

[@emmanuelugwunne321]

Both a great scorer and a scorer of great goals. I mean this guy has the best football control and precision ever. GOAT.

[@finding_aether]

Ronaldo and Messi may be great players, but Zlatan is the most fun.

[@dusica1904]

xZ Xz Zlatan is Ninja. The reast are just players.... 😎😎 Beast

[@barned]

He certainly makes the most amazing goals.

[@flone9872]

He is an entertainer!

[@TheEarepol]

and ronaldo de lima was best

[@nguyenvanbinh3264]

xZ Xz ụ 8o

[@Seraphangelo]

Damn, I get emotional watching this. Lets all hope he will continue playing at the highest levels for many more years. Forza Milan!

[@chandrashekharchauhan4120]

Because lions don't recover like humans.... Salute

[@melodeath3961]

Legends say everytime one scores a backheel goal, they have to pay him due to copyright reasons.

[@sidharth3676]

i never said that

[@mackymoo1329]

When the Sun shines on Zlatan, the Sun smiles

[@wankyler]

The Sun don't shine, it's just reflecting Zlatan's shine.

[@Hezoyam10]

Zlatan once called 911 because 911 needed help

[@RegenerateOfficial]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jonnysongs]

Underrated comment:)

[@Alexander24871]

😂

[@roachisalive2548]

Zlatan drove his mum home from hospital after giving birth to him

[@AntonioEscohotadoEspinosa]

He certainly deserves the Ballon D'or.

[@kuba5181]

LMFAO😂😂😂😂

[@binuramuhandiramge1747]

Lol this one is epic

[@anteadzic7147]

@@AntonioEscohotadoEspinosa Yes.

[@Abdousjh]

💀😂😂

[@mihaiflorea5365]

He makes football beautiful and magic...what a talent....

[@b0yxx]

LA galaxy didnt sign Zlatan; Zlatan signed LA galaxy.

[@-TurboS]

Seth MLS also joining zlatan

[@diggadssword626]

Seth shut up this joke is old

[@skafidi]

Avnd Adib you shut up

[@b0yxx]

Avnd Adib stfu dumbass

[@pandicabambica2151]

Seth Zlatan ♡♡♡♡♡♡

[@Oslapptaplug]

Once Zlatan Had to pee during a match so the ref stoped the game We now call it Halt time

[@kevinbarth]

Predigy 😂

[@holamoco]

Awesome!

[@stfuplsok]

*stopped

[@farhanhaha8383]

I have never heard anyone except you saying halt time

[@hiro_.7]

Good one 😂😂😂😂😂

[@SapfuI]

When Zlatan left his house He told his dad Your the man of the house now

[@mrsaju6796]

That Muffin. ahahahaha

[@lukenzije2233]

Copy from evry pages on fb/insta

[@finkeldrinker7842]

why not be original? Not funny at all anymore

[@noend1472]

The sad thing , that was the real truth. Zlatans father was alcoholic so Zlatan had to manage life by himself as a kid. (From Zlatan documentary and Zlatans book)

[@dattatreyapujar4068]

When Zlatan wakes up, the Sun rises 🌞

[@ric2840]

hahaha, underrated comment, til now

[@nosignal1309]

Wow I can do that too

[@Realfacts182]

When Zlatan visits a foreign country, he welcomes people of that country

[@nacmed]

When zlatan does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up , he's pushing the earth down .

[@danfors1333]

That's why he moved to USA. It was to dangerous having both Chuck Norris and Zlatan pushing the earth from opposite directions. Would have caused earth quakes, volcanic eruptions and and tsunamis.

[@ronnieeshukla7757]

And then pulling it back too.....😆😆😆😆

[@maxafshar]

Lol

[@huskiehuskerson5300]

Actually thats what happens . Its physics . Its true. When we are walking we are actuallying pushing down on earth and earth pushes us upwards.

[@duxberry1958]

i fort he was drilling for oil ...

[@blazeadventure9991]

Why Zlatan never won a Ballon D'or? Because Ballon D'or is for players, not GOD.

[@jorgelemus2012]

BLAZE's Adventure plus if Modric can win one then Zlatan is too good for it anyway

[@ramz450]

Lol

[@petrusedwardjr.2598]

@@jorgelemus2012 facts

[@princeerickochico4491]

@@jorgelemus2012 absolutely

[@piyushgarg9897]

Because he is not anywhere close to Messi and Ronaldo..not even close

[@adamgetzendanner]

He’s the greatest thing to happen in sports. Not just his play but his sense of humor.

[@goivanijony8002]

Amazing. I watched him play ever since he was on Ajax I fell in with with his game. I have been a fan and followed him ever since. I always pick his teams when playing FIFA now that he came to California I have a chance to go see him in person live I can't wait.

[@rickylovesyou9063]

GoivaniJony he wasn't that good on ajax, in fact he was just strong and average. Juve made him

[@goivanijony8002]

Ricky Loves You yes true but i watch small teams medium teams and big teams alike from eastern europe weatern europe turkey some saudi Arabian teams...i love watvhing players grow and usually i can tell way before qhose going to be a star...keepypir eyes on ianis hagi george hagi son!!!! He will be another legend like hagi was.

[@omarbennejma96]

GoivaniJony You are a true football fan

[@manveru666]

His total goal/game ratio in Ajax was higher than in Juve. To be fair he exploded in Inter.

[@creamychicken5394]

Whatever people say I'm watching football from more than 20 years and I never saw any player with better skills than zlatan

[@juliusvf]

Been watching for 40 years and I agree. Absolutely amazing player.

[@davidpop6100]

We shoulda changed the eiffel tower for a Zlatan statue. Smartest player ever seen

[@migzuuuu]

4:09 zlatan walked on pool in just two weeks after his injury. after 3 weeks he walked on water just like jesus

[@Soulfulreader786]

He should swim Walking in the pool is so childish

[@YeBaatHai]

Come on stop stories bro

[@mustafasaleem2092]

😂😂

[@hansolofthiderman2719]

No one does it like he does, no one !! And the goal against England, look at his face when he is laying in the air, he never takes his eyes of that ball because he knows its good ! Signed , sealed , and delivered !! Unique move by a magician !! And the world-cup want be the same without him...... Zlatan Ibrahimovic, a living legend.......Cheers....

[@ronanenen8225]

I think you want to say "world cup wont be the same without him..."

[@crronaldo-cz8bt]

gay

[@hotelsantana3048]

Messi does

[@ramin1888]

Exactly agree 💪🏻💪🏻👏🏻👏🏻👌🏻😘

[@maxenriquegonzales5793]

For sure, one of the best players in the world. Not only now! Ever!

[@diydaveman]

This guy has made the most incredible goals I have ever seen! WOW! FREAKING WOW!

[@gubboyy]

Please don't retire from this football World 🙏🙏🙏😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥 please still like a 🦁 king 👑🔥❤️

[@arunbiju2960]

I dont want the video,i am here for zlatan comments😂

[@Isac_sixtyfive]

Same here 😂😂😂

[@muthangyam]

Here for both

[@milanmithin8004]

Malayali

[@johderrickmkenda4586]

So do I...enjoying the comments from remote part of east africa,on the slopes of mount Kilimanjaro.

[@filipc806]

This is the best player on the world greetings from Poland

[@abohsukampret]

Ronaldo: "God sent me to this world to so I can grace you all with my gift of football." Zlatan: "I don't remember sending anybody."

[@ayxd1386]

Ahahhahaahahahhahahahahahah

[@pankajdabhade7631]

Underrated 😂

[@sidharth3676]

me neither

[@saurabhchhabra9519]

When sun wakes up Zaltan rises

[@goldigit]

Zuperhuman Legend And Totally Astonishing Ninja... ZLATAN

[@MaxPags]

Zlatan Facts : 1 - When he was 10 years old, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house. 2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents. 3 - One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything. 4 - When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared. 5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest. Manchester United - The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior. 7 - One day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police. 8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born. 9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong. Chelsea - When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan. 11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive. 12 - It is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan. 13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan. 14 - One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday. 15 - One day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early 16 - It's not Zlatan that doesn't deserve to win the Golden Ball. It's the Golden Ball that doesn't deserve to win Zlatan. 17- One day Zlatan taught a child to run. Nowadays this child is called Usain Bolt. 18- Zlatan can kill two stones with one bird. 19- Zlatan doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone. 20- Some people wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears a Zlatan pyjama. 21- Zlatan does not get wet, it is water that Zlatans. 22 - Zlatan makes onions cry. 23- When Mark Zukerberg created Facebook he already had a friend request from Zlatan. 24- Zlatan doesn’t scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion. 25- Zlatan beat Mona Lisa in a staring competition. 26- Zlatan gmail account is gmail @zlatan. com

[@numerouno7048]

Max. Pags 😜😜😜😜

[@yianpap6093]

lmao

[@sksab991]

i liked the last one LOL

[@arvindkadam6709]

Asad Ahmed copy paste

[@Pilosoposporo]

28 - FIFA video games received many complaints of auto-winning when gamers played Zlatan. It wasn't a glitch.

[@cerebralchaos93]

4:25 is the best goal ever. Cant deny that.

[@Agent-ik1ui]

It was the goal of the year

[@MrKaran1981]

Whenever I feel low I come to Zlatan comment section and it change my mood...it's like I get a laugh kick from Zlatan.... 😂😂

[@colesons]

when zlatan're born the doctor said "congrats it's a man"

[@sillyjay8322]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Nobody-tu5wt]

When Zlatan goes out in the noon at summer,sun creams itself so it won't burn

[@ch33ze0g]

I think that joke got away from you a bit

[@solmoman]

@@ch33ze0g wehn zloskan gont under wattar the fishk walk upon land bc they dnt burn

[@mojok7070]

My Zlatan facts: 1. On Zlatan's calendar there is no April 1st because nothing fools Zlatan 2. One day Zlatan went to a boxing gym and started kicking a punch bag since then it's been called kickboxing 3. In poker only two hands can beat a Royal Flush. Zlatan's left hand and Zlatan's right hand 4. When Zlatan was a kid and he wasn't at home he hired a baby sitter for his parents 5. During a shootout Zlatan ran out of ammo. He used the bullets that were shot in his body to reload 6. Zlatan once stepped onto quicksand. The quicksand couldn't escape and it drowned 7. In biblical times God told his followers to call him Zlatan 8. When Zlatan was a in his teens during Christmas he use to dress up as Santa to surprise his parents 9. It's known that Zlatan died along time but Death is too scared to collect his soul 10. If the movie 300 had Zlatan it would be called "1" 11. Before a team joins Zlatan he sends scouts to watch that team play 12. Thanos once asked Zlatan could he use his kidney stones for his gauntlet since then Thanos became a God 13. When Zlatan summons a Genie he granted the Genie three wishes 14. Zlatan once won a game of Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun

[@mariosandro7635]

EXTRA.

[@johnny9000]

The Zlatan bible. The new testament

[@tjfrye11]

When thanos snapped his fingers the gauntlet tried erasing zlatan, but instead zlatan erased the gauntlet

[@jcampbell07]

#9

[@nagendraraman6410]

#10

[@keeperiigil-gamingislife-6174]

When Zlatan excersices With push ups, he moves the world.

[@Ankit_OG]

Zlatan didn't go to school on two days those days are now known as Saturday and Sunday

[@alan82777]

lol nice one

[@thee_jetsetter208]

Oxygen needs zlatan to survive

[@anakinlink5319]

LOL

[@yogesvaraqdh3678]

agree 100%

[@AZ-ei4fd]

Zlatan flora

[@neymarjr2764]

If he dies, we all die

[@holamoco]

Doran_jetsetter hahahaha that was so funny! LOVE IT!

[@enigmaconundrum5258]

i watch messi and ronaldo and im in awe i watch Zlatan and just feel pure appreciation so glad i got to see him play at his best ...well he is still great

[@FeyenoordTillIDie-o4w]

You have to love this guy. What a BEAST! I will miss you man :)))

[@jaiprabakaran3599]

When Neil Armstrong landed on the moon, Zlatan already stuck the Sweden flag up there

[@damienhorvat458]

Bosnian flag

[@jaymxu]

*Swedish

[@damienhorvat458]

Zlatan is from Bosnia he just grew up in Sweden

[@jaiprabakaran3599]

@@damienhorvat458 bruv he was born in Malmo in Sweden. Go check his biography

[@damienhorvat458]

Okay I am wrong maybe but he is bosnian

[@mirisu5639]

2:47 I remember watching this match. I couldn't believe my own eyes when he scored that goal... Absolutely phenomenal 👏

[@olmade1]

someday.. this guy wil be the example of confidence & passion

[@----ic6pw]

Never liked all the traits of Zlatan's personality, but he has good sense of humor, which makes it very bearable ^^ Also like the fact that he deared to go his own way and fulfill what he set out to accomplish despite not following the norms. He is very brave. And he is of course formed by his childhood and past. He didn't grow up in an easy environment! He had to fight for his place in society and in football.

[@TheLineCutter]

Even Messi will never make the goals Ibra has made. Ibra is the longsword swordsman, and Messi the expert samurai(he'll make the move/hit before his opponents raise their sword). Except Ibra can throw his sword from 50 yards and hit the bullseye. Truly a legend.

[@thehelperofyoutube]

finsclapping because Messi hasn't the physical to do the same goal of Ibra. But overall Messi is better that him (ibra said that too)

[@waxfifty400]

The Videogamer messi took growth hormones.

[@reyalexisjelly]

Can’t Messi dribble the ball between more than 5 opponents

[@dusica1904]

finsclapping Dude you are legend. 😂😂😂Great comment and perfect description of Zlatan.

[@palel]

Valid point. BUT, Messi has only proven himself in La Liga. Zlatan has won Eredivise, La Liga, Serie A(with three different teams) and Ligue 1. Messi likes it in his safe zone, and he's unbeatable there. But how would he do in lets say Premier League? He's been shit (compared to himself in Barcelona) in international tournaments with Argentina.

[@marioff1504]

My favourite football player is Zlatan Ibrahimovic. He's awesome :D

[@highryza8961]

Say what u like Just say his name right 🤝

[@goatll6603]

Mario FF same

[@Crystal-mi4oc]

Mario FF see my video with zlatan Ibrahimovic

[@mattcacciattolo6138]

Mario FF me too

[@ensar-gaming1044]

Once Zlatan played with a ball on his foot... now that is called football

[@Arul-du5dn]

underrated coment

[@omereraslan798]

Nah bro that's Maradona then Messi, but got to give the guy credit HE IS A LEGEND

[@Fritjof-or7bt]

I usually don't even watch soccer/football. Here I am, 20 videos later watching Zlatan goals. :)

[@helpmehit100subscribersfor5]

3:22 there is a naked guy lol

[@RamRam-dp1bj]

Ur gay 😂

[@Observer342-s4d]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@girishahegade2366]

Once Zlatan counted till infinity , He did it twice 🙂

[@rajattimalsina9988]

When God is shocked he exclaims " oh my zlatan"

[@1Maan1]

Zaltan sure

[@Syesyenwh]

Talked about him today, so I decided to check out his clips...he’s underrated tho