If Bowser Was Charged For His Crimes

What crimes would Bowser (Nintendo) be charged with?
A video examining what would Bowser be charged with if he was to appear in court.
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[@bayoyo5938]

The amount of times peach yelled "MARIO" is so funny considering it's more than the amount of times Bowser committed war crimes

[@wolf3515]

Ikr

[@GoldScoutTDS]

*MAAAAAARIO!111!!!!11*

[@DaniloCountryballs]

😂😂😂😂

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

Yes but the amount of felony kidnapping he would have both of Peach and the toads most royal families would have executed Bowser for the loss of loyal subjects and the princess for I lost count on how many times Bowser kidnapped in main series, spin off series, and 3D/HD series but it is enough to get a restraining order on him, locked in a military prison, and most likely death by fire flower firing squad

[@basicallyarobloxian4533]

​@@emperortrevornorton3119 Mmmh, considering the way Bowser intends to run anything HIS way, I think the fire flower might be better...

[@Nocallia]

A few things forgotten: 1. Grand Larceny charges in Mario Odyssey for stealing the valuables of each of the kingdoms 2. Regular 3D world was not counted, the goop only applied to Bowser’s Fury

[@dalspin7761]

that would give Bowser 14 counts of kidnapping (each fairy 2 times) plus an extra maximum of 204 years. He also uses his army to kill Mario so he should have another life sentence plus 3x arson and reckless driving sentence.

[@lillpluten]

Didn't the wedding planners steal the stuff? Bowser just hired them or something like that.

[@lemonadesnake]

also that all of his castles and buildings are violations

[@vincenthaynes3603]

​@@lemonadesnakeaka, Bowser owes a lot

[@GeorgeAston9]

Also the kidnapping of a princess ( Princess Peach ) would give you a sentance larger than two years, as would any crime against royalty

[@gavinfox7216]

Three big things I noticed that were missed. - In the first game, Bowser turns most of the toads into bricks, which could range from mass mutilation, to genocide if they died from the transformation. - As stated in Super Mario World, the Yoshis found throughout the levels where put there forcefully by Bowser after being stuffed into eggs. Mass kidnapping. - We’ve seen from Paper Mario and the Mario Movie that Bob-ombs are sentient beings with intelligence and emotions. We can also see from various cannons, dispensers, and pipes spread across the Mario universe that Bob-ombs are most likely manufactured by Bowser. This means that Bowser deliberately manufactures and deploys an entire race of sentient beings with the intent that they die in an attempt to blow up Mario. Don’t know what charge that would be, but I’m guessing a death sentence. This also applies to any game where Bullet Bills detonate after a short time.

[@Nabroskies]

I’m pretty sure it’s just boss battles

[@TMScientist]

He also forgot the Cloud Kingdom fight in Odyssey. Also, even though the Broodals did also all the robbery and battles against Mario, these could still be levelled at Bowser as HE hired them for those services.

[@masedaace5473]

Probably only mutilation for the Toads. The spell is undone after he's beaten, and, in spite of the claims, none of them die. According to the manual, Mario punching blocks frees the Toads, hence why he gets coins from them as rewards. Don't ask why blocks still give coins afterwards, its never explained. He also should have multiple charges for attempting to usurp the throne, since that was the primary motivation for kidnapping Peach in most of the games. He later does it because he seems to have become attracted to his hostage.

[@CircusRope001]

Don’t forget that the Bowsers fought in the first game are fake!

[@masedaace5473]

@@CircusRope001 the last one in the final castle was the real Bowser.

[@danemr6808]

Technically since Bowser is the leader of a militaristic kingdom, assuming there is a formal declaration of war, most of these "crimes" are allowed wartime activities. As for the war crimes... it really depends. In Super Mario Galaxy, many toads were shown carrying weapons so it could be argued to be a valid military target if brought to a court of international law. It might be a stretch but people have got away with far greater acts of destruction on non-military targets. The new galaxy thing is a bit weirder, and I don't think we have any applicable laws.

[@MrBurningToast]

Make sense

[@alex.g7317]

Yeah, breaking the law is only for the military.

[@TylerFurrison]

I think there might be huge implications about breaking treaties relating to space travel and spawning in a literal new galaxy

[@ricardo7308]

Yes but even wars have rules according to UN

[@danemr6808]

@@ricardo7308 Correct, but none of the crimes listed here are war crimes.

[@SirPanikalot778]

I find it funny that Bowser only gets a restraining order after 23 kidnappings.

[@Ruby_Sky]

i'm pretty sure peach is in constant fear of him at this point

[@geenoix2357]

Now he'll never be in Mario Kart again 😥

[@Fatyoshi23]

@@geenoix2357 why do you Mario kart 9 is not out

[@geenoix2357]

restraining order = no go-karting

[@goldenwarrior1186]

@@Ruby_SkyYeah, she might be too scared to press charges

[@YanntastischGER]

I love how compared to the movie villains you covered, Bowser got the simplest charges to research, but the hardest punishment... Literally 500 years and multiple death sentences.

[@mfgtv8048]

And that adds up to 2,015 years

[@lyric-ge4jh]

how dos more than 1 death work is the death more painful or sum?

[@robbiewalker2831]

Don't forget a Restraining Order.

[@therealjirosomer876]

Don't forget the 15 consecutive life sentences

[@supleh5937]

Mario broke in

[@Banana_Fusion]

I like how peach only got a restraining order when she was forced to marry; she was chill with all the kidnapping 😂

[@robbiewalker2831]

She should be happy about the restraining order, given how Bowser reacted near the end of Mario Odyssey.

[@MidnightHalfPastThree]

personally I think most of the assaults you've mentioned is more like self defense since Mario is the one that trespassed and invaded his private property. but maybe it worked differently because Mario is trying to stop the kidnapping

[@mr.stuffdoer8483]

Pretty sure kidnapping a monarch and attacking those who try to rescue her would be an even worse crime than assault.

[@chaosenforcerdhm969]

Most of them aren’t bowser but people pretending to be hik

[@Frennk]

​@@chaosenforcerdhm969If you're talking about the original Super Mario Bros than that's just incorrect. In the fights against bowser in that game, the reason its a goomba (or koopa) falling out when beating him with the fire flower, it was simply a programming error, the American manual simply misinterpreted it

[@JonatasAdoM]

@mr.stuffdoer8483 He conquered the kingdom and has her as his hostage. I believe this actually happened in the past (having the monarch as a "guest") and was preferable to have the new monarch kill the previous one (unless they were part of the family).

[@janzibansi9218]

@@mr.stuffdoer8483 mario is the assassin's here. Invades the castle tries to kill the king and steal his god-given wife. In a foreign kingdom. As this is a world of monarchy, there is only marriage or war. That simple peasant has the audacity to interfere with royal doings. For princess peach: tough luck beeing a princess under monarchy. You are pretty much a bargain chip. I rest my case and request the suspect to be charged for treason! Death by whoomps!

[@juanmamarin4464]

I like how he kidnapped Peach 15 times but only got a single restraining order

[@CatShapedDonut]

Fr he should've gotten one years ago

[@isaaczhang2762]

And the order was for forced marriage, not kidnapping.

[@Lorfo11]

@@isaaczhang2762 Well yeah, before that it could have been a strictly political kidnapping. Pressuring the Mushroom Kingdom into surrendering to him.

[@Bhanntachd_Orains23487]

@@isaaczhang2762 no he also kidnapped her

[@isaaczhang2762]

@@Bhanntachd_Orains23487 But he got a restraining order after he attempted to marry Peach yet he didn’t in the original Super Mario Bros after he kidnapped her

[@johnnycraft4583]

You should charge heros next

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

That's what I was thinking.

[@johnnycraft4583]

​@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398exactly, especially mcu heroes

[@rottingstarz]

does the homelander vid count?

[@johnnycraft4583]

@@rottingstarz he's not a real hero and there's already a video out for him, so he doesn't count

[@turkishjanitor3666]

Boring

[@flipperjr.3822]

Funnily enough, due to the nature of Mario's universe (extra lives, and the abundance of solid gold coins everywhere), bowser is probably one of the few villains out there who could serve out all of his charges shown hete.

[@valenciageode25]

We actually see him get resurrected from dry bones to fully fleshed. It’s even in a clip here. I’m just wondering where they’d imprison him for centuries.

[@headfullofdreams6083]

"Bowser is committing arson since he's breathing fire outside his own property" Well that certainly is a sentence

[@S574i]

Imagine if he accidentally sneezed out fire outside of his property,

[@headfullofdreams6083]

@@S574i Bowser: *has a cold* The cops: "wait, that's illegal"

[@S574i]

@@headfullofdreams6083 HAHA

[@ThePlushLuigiBros2018]

A few things that I think should be brought up: - The instruction manual for Super Mario Bros 1 states that Bowser used black magic to turn the residents of the Mushroom Kingdom into stone, bricks, and horsehair plants, so that'll probably be Mass Mutilation. - The first seven Bowsers in Super Mario Bros 1 & the first two Bowsers in Super Mario 3D Land are just regular enemies disguised as Bowser, so I think Bowser would only get charged for the final encounters against him in both games. - You missed all of 3D World and just did Bowser's Fury instead. (Kidnapping x7, Reckless Driving x2, Aggravated Assault x3, First Degree Murder) - Also I feel like the Mario & Luigi and Paper Mario games should count in a way.

[@luciehaberzettlova7240]

I think mass mulation was the first crime bowser cominted

[@luciehaberzettlova7240]

And this is only the main games

[@TheKoopaKingBowser]

@@luciehaberzettlova7240 Yeah, because if he wasn't counting just the main games Bowser would have incalcuable amount of crimes and blood on his hands. At an infinite rate in Mario party 5 the fucker was destroying the entire dream depot, which one of the dreams is an entire universe. So all of them are, by vice versa. Imagine the charges for killing that many dream people that're real in the mario universe. In M&L Dream Team, he was more then willing to use the entire dreamy multiverse as his sandbox, the amount of dream universes generated would be in the quadrillions, would you image calculating that much damage.

[@YanntastischGER]

I like your crime listing for 3D world. Especially reckless driving. xD

[@condedooku9750]

​@@TheKoopaKingBowser Lol Bowser would be the most Evil villain ever if we count that

[@Sean-qg3gg]

The fact that several things were still missed, like in Super Mario Bros., how he turned the Toads into bricks, yet he still has that large of a sentence is awesome.

[@pustota7254]

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[@DeltaBlazin]

Im pretty sure the toads turned into bricks thing isn't canon but his sentence is still huge

[@Sean-qg3gg]

@@DeltaBlazin It was in the original manual. There’s not much suggesting it isn’t canon.

[@DeltaBlazin]

@@Sean-qg3gg There's not much suggesting it is canon. You never hear it brought up outside of that manual.

[@DeltaBlazin]

@@Sean-qg3gg I wouldn't trust game manuals that much lol, the fucking sonic CD manual mentioned princess sally but she's nowhere to be seen in game lol

[@gunchapred8933]

Some of the stuff that was missed aside, I do like the idea of us finally talking about video game villains. And if we're doing that, then we desperately need to see "If Ace Attorney Villains Were Charged For Their Crimes". Awkward title because they actually were, but it would be great to see.

[@justdont9644]

Mostly everyone would be charged with perjury

[@gunchapred8933]

@@justdont9644 Perjury and some form of Murder\Manslaughter

[@johnturner7952]

@@gunchapred8933along with Frame up

[@yumin_pluto558]

We never see the charges for the crimes though so there is a question of what they would be charged for and the sentences.

[@_Toxicity]

This would be amazing!

[@natehanson9080]

I would love to see one of these for Ganondorf/Ganon just to see how long the sentence would be. And now would be a great time as the new Zelda game just came out.

[@Spartan-11]

Well you have to account for the reincarnations. King of Evil (most games, started in OoT timeline wise), Demon King (TotK) and FSA Ganon.

[@HeisenbergFam]

If Bowser was charged for his crimes, he would receive 100 lifetimes and he would find a way to get out, kidnap Peach & mock Mario and Luigi

[@TitaniumWerewolf]

And those 2 deaths can be dodged by jumping in lava to become dry bowser

[@britishcyclo6516]

i see you wherever i go

[@Random_guy6578]

Heisenberg.

[@doggo4078]

Go away bot. KZbin should ban you

[@Just.some.guy.here.]

Heisenberg, you are in literally every corner of the KZbin community.

[@FelipeGames-py4gr]

I'm surprised Bowser didn't get "Child Endangerment/Neglect/Abuse" charge, as he constantly sends the Koopalings (and Bowser Jr.) to fight Mario, expecting them to do what he can not.

[@yoshihell4160]

He trust them also they can take care of themselves also the kooplines are fine but yeah he did do way more but still bowser cares for his son

[@anotherchaos]

The koopalings probably are at least teenagers/young adults from what we've seen in the rpg games.

[@RealityBackHand]

Not to mention the charges involved in the fan theory that Peach is the mother of the koopalings

[@TheKoopaKingBowser]

Lmao that is the exact opposite of how bowser works, 1. The Koopalings are high millitary officers, the only like actual child is Larry and Larry is a pre-teen. But a pre-teen that can legally work at that. Second. 2: Jr is a tyrant prince, thats over 200 by technicality as he's present in both galaxy games. And even when he wasn't he was commiting crimes to warrant mario's self defense. 3: He legit sends the koopalings to guard certain things, they fight the second mario enters.

[@dylanzlol7293]

​@@TheKoopaKingBowser teaching his children to do this kind of thing would most likely be considered illegal

[@oboll6064]

There's been some things I could argue, primarily about the extras. Most of the extras are the potential for him to kill the same person (Mario) and you can't really kill someone more than once (And if Mario losing a life counts as killing him, you'd have to calculate the max amount of lives Mario could die to Bowser with, which is essentially infinite.) On top of that, you can play some of these games co-op and Bowser can potentially kill everyone else that joins in co-op too. A lot more of the Bowser fights could also be considered -kidnapping- false imprisonment and/or attempted murder, as during a good portion of them he's seemingly waiting for/approaches Mario and then proceeds to trap him in the room with him before attacking him. Mario, Luigi and other characters could also be potentially considered law enforcement, since they're at around the same level of authority as any of the toad guards you see in the series and seemingly face no punishment for breaking into any of Bowser's castles or other property, which means extra punishment for doing things to them and adds in things like obstruction of justice. - And lastly, there's still other things to cover, like some of the Mario RPG's and the Mario Movie

[@danemr6808]

If Mario walks into the room, with violent intent mind you, then closing the door behind him is hardly kidnapping. And Mario is more of a soldier than law enforcement given he goes across national borders.

[@HelloHSR]

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned child endangerment, with having his kids fight Mario.

[@thesmilingman7576]

10:33 what about the 3d world part

[@Superemie401]

I’ll take care of it! Take note that I’m excluding Rosalina for obvious reasons. 14 kidnappings. (Two for each Sprixie Princess.) 1 theft. (I know the Super Bell is an object from the Sprixie Kingdom, but I’m pretty sure Bowser stole it.) 9 first degree attempted murders/9 first degree murders (Mario, Luigi and Blue Toad. He fights them three times. 3 x 3 = 9) 3 Attempted regicides/regicides (Princess Peach. She’s in the exact same boat as the other playable characters, except it’s slightly worse as she’s a princess.)

[@sev1120]

For the new super mario bros kidnapping charge, there's a small note: It's Bowser Jr. Who does it, not the koopa king himself. At worst, he'd get a conspiracy charge, as it is implied he got Jr to commit the kidnapping, but Jr. would get sentenced to a juvenile detention centre for the crime, and Bowser would likely get a visit from CPS about how he's treating his kids

[@Temmiybutspeltwrong]

@@debesysg6959yeah it does depend, but to be honest I can’t really see bowser jr being older than 13.

[@speddoellol1199]

Same goes with SMB3 as shown in Super Mario Advance 4: SMB3 how the koopalings terrorize 7 different kingdoms and blah blah blah

[@EpicDinoPlays]

Thats true

[@knuxuki1013]

That's funny to imagine

[@knightluke44]

He forgot the dry Bowser fights in the bonus levels of Mario 3d land and New super Mario bros 2 He also forgot the entirety of super mario 3d world

[@redm91]

The absolute field day this dude would have with Dr. Eggman

[@ChrisPTY507]

Same with Yami Bakura, Team Rocket, and King K. Rool.

[@rpmguy648]

Just off the top of my head. Animal cruelty Attempted murder Mutilation (he turned Sonic into a werehog) Terrorism Grand larceny Kidnapping War crimes Usurpation Torture (I think that might have been a translation error though) 3 accounts of murder (only in the IDW comics) Edit: I think one of the game developers confirmed that he didn't torture Sonic.

[@ladvargleinad7566]

@@rpmguy648 And then include the movie to clear all charges for being on the government's pay roll.

[@SuperJamz64]

Actually, the first 7 Bowser fights in the original Super Mario Bros were just his minions in disguise. So Bowser would only get 1 count of aggravated assault and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon for that game. The same applies with the first 2 Bowser fights of Super Mario 3D Land, which would mean that Bowser would only get 2 charges of aggravated assault and arson for that game, because there are 2 fights with the real Bowser. Also, in the main game of 3D World, he's guilty of several charges of kidnapping, aggravated assault, and possible murder.

[@Loseph2l]

But the 7 minions were sent on Bowser's behalf meaning that he was in on the assault

[@dom1941]

One thing I would like to say about the first Super Mario Bros game, the first seven Bowser fights are actually standard enemies pretending to be Bowser, and you don’t actually fight him until the very end of the game. For that reason he should only get one aggravated assault with a deadly weapon charge, but all eight kidnapping charges since it was still him that locked all the Toads and Peach up

[@xizzerinc.4667]

And to think that throughout ALL these games Bowser never actually attempted to kill Peach but merely kidnap her, and only officially tried to deliberately kill Mario once. Despite how terrible he is throughout the games, gotta respect the specific line he won't cross. Also, kudos to Mousait for the dedication and time put into crafting this video with the need to play 15+ Mario games! Dedication to the highest degree!

[@LordSinister_]

I'm 90% sure Bowser does much worse things to Peach

[@yoshihell4160]

Yes and people called mario evil when they never know that no matter what they said mario crimes where bowser will always be worse

[@goodpol5022]

@@yoshihell4160 based

[@crisjhaydenreyes9482]

​@@yoshihell4160 oh nawh Mario a simp and how can Bowser have children? Mario is just a simping Italian plumber

[@crisjhaydenreyes9482]

​@@yoshihell4160 and ofc I think Bowser just wanted his love and willing to attempt war crimes just to have a family with her and in Mario Odyssey we see Bowser and peach marrying each other and before they marry Mario just barges in and saying "no you're not gonna marry her, im gonna marry her" is just the biggest simp move

[@1-7-1lh8]

That man was supposed to be in the Nuremberg trials of 1946, however he managed to escape with fellow officers to the mushroom kingdom. He is still wanted for violation of the Geneva convention, crimes against humanity and sexual charges. If you see this individual please just run and report him to the nearest local authorities.

[@Sceptonic]

Are the sexual charges how he got his koopalings

[@1-7-1lh8]

@@Sceptonic it’s the reason I exist.

[@trash_lol]

bowser fled to the bean bean kingdom and hasn’t been seen since k rool is somewhere in the delfino archipelago

[@jasonx1174]

This is amazing.

[@emilyhopemeechem4183]

Do if Bowser in the movie was charged for his crimes

[@lordkinesis4432]

Wait... if Bowser has a restraining order now. Does this mean he gets an extra to his penalties every new game he kidnaps Peach?

[@onyxozeanen1548]

Yes, that’s right.

[@joeerickson516]

"Guilty as charged!" 🚨👮⚖

[@Jordan-wv2xz]

Bringing Bowser to court would result in more shenanigans than your average Ace Attorney case.

[@summus9215]

This guy has managed to make a content that nobody asked but that all didn’t knew we needed it. You have no idea how entertaining it is to see you’re videos. Making law feel entertaining and fun at the same time is not an easy task, and you succeed in it.

[@IdentifiantE.S]

A little originality is really cool !

[@Jj666Hh]

I would add to this list of never ending Bowser crimes theft - throughout the series he tends to forcefully take power stars or other powerful items against the owners will potential child labour - now, this might sounds confusing at first but if you think about it, Bowser does have a few kids or seemingly very young people fighting alongside him getting into dangerous situations, such as Bowser Jr. or the Koopalings

[@imposterxl5156]

also whatever destroying the whole universe falls under lmao

[@Superemie401]

Regicide - in some games Bowser is the main antagonist and Peach is playable (such as Super Mario 3D World), Bowser tries to kill her. Even though we never see the king and the queen of the Mushroom kingdom, the former being only mentioned in Super Mario Bros’ manual, we’ll pretend Peach is a monarch. Sometimes, Bowser can successfully kill Peach, so yeah. Bowser’s 100% toasted now.

[@multifandomgirl5958]

Corruption of a Child for Bowser Jr. And the Koopalings depending on how old they actually are!

[@cardinalsin3332]

Also all the treasured items he stole in odyssey.

[@multifandomgirl5958]

@@cardinalsin3332 Grand Larceny right there! Also, could Bowser get in trouble for hiring the Broodals?

[@JonnyMusicOrganist]

2:18 A rather cute way to handle that, lol.

[@SpookySkell]

This would've been even more interesting if you included the Mario RPG games, especially Bowsers Inside Story!

[@madden8021]

Because eating your enemies is cannibalism which is indeed a crime

[@picklerick2861]

The issue with that though is most of the possible crimes there would be done by the player since most battles are avoidable and the ones that are not would be self defense. That being said, eating everyone at the start would probably count as attempted murder (not cannibalism since he is a different species), property damage on the castle, I don't quite know what punching a sentient fountain gets you (probably some kind of property damage + a minor assault charge as he didn't know it was alive), a ridiculous amount of arson and property damage, lots of aggravated assault and 1st degree murder since leveling is basically necessary, stealing from defeated enemies (this charge would depend on the playthrough for the amount). Maybe more but that's the bare minimum I can think of.

[@agent_sus3273]

@@madden8021 But that was orchestrated by Fawful, so he wouldn’t be at fault.

[@paperluigi6132]

@@picklerick2861I wonder how long a “mandatory battles only” run would take, since one of the most iconic features of the Mario & Luigi series is how every attack can be avoided or countered.

[@dylanzlol7293]

​@@paperluigi6132im pretty sure there are challenge run videos on this

[@gengar0949]

Now we need “If Dr. Eggman was charged for his crimes”

[@Raych3lwastaken]

I was about to say that

[@ignaciopizarro97]

1000000000 accounts of animal cruelty

[@rainbowdashandsonicftw4792]

​@@ignaciopizarro97if it was animal cruelty you won't get a death sentence but you can face 1 year in prison plus a huge fine and it will also be on your permanent record

[@cbfranco3307]

​@@rainbowdashandsonicftw4792 What about treathening to blow up the entire planet and almost succeeding?

[@rainbowdashandsonicftw4792]

@@cbfranco3307 if you attempt to blow up a planet or succeed to do it it could be considered terrorism but you are in space and also if anyone was killed when that happens it could result to life or death sentence

[@freedantheeternal]

The fact it takes until Odyssey and 22 previous kidnappings to get a restraining order from the forced marriage attempt cracks me up. Plus, did I miss it, or did we not cover Super Princess Peach when Bowser kidnapped Mario and Luigi just to spice things up?

[@dalspin7761]

he doesn't count spin-offs

[@JonatasAdoM]

I'd love to see a defense attorney (is that how it would even be called?) building a case to defend the villains.

[@valenciageode25]

I feel like a lot of times the best they could hope for is a plea deal, reduced charges or a reprieve. Some villains may get off the hook just because it would be so hard to prove anything. That would be a great sequel series.

[@Hawks1908]

10:27 Love mario in his catsuit and he is so casual here

[@almir-chan9570]

You should do Dr. Eggman next, it would really be interesting to see what he'd get if he was charged for all of his crimes

[@thevalkyriemercenary9463]

Guy summons gods, blew up half the moon, enslaves animals, commits war crimes (especially in forces) and obviously tries to kill sonic or at least endanger his life, all that must total up to a pretty steep sentence

[@Demonic_Culture_Nut]

@@thevalkyriemercenary9463 And, if we include þe cartoons, we can add regicide (SatAM), usurping þe þrown (SatAM and Underground), more war crimes (SatAM, X, and Prime), first degree attempted murder (Underground, X, and Prime), reckless endangerment (Boom and Prime), and more.

[@andrewhxrris]

@@Demonic_Culture_Nutwhy are u using the th symbol lol

[@weegee_darthno4045]

I'd 100% watch that, mans gonna live up to his grandfather's legacy quite a few times over if y'know what I mean

[@Joosher56]

Conspiracy to piss on the moon is instant capital punishment within all jurisdictions

[@ultimatememe3586]

One thing: A lot of the charges you gave to Bowser came when Mario broke into his castle to fight him. Even though Bowser did kidnap Princess Peach, Mario breaking into Bowser's castle to retrieve her could be considered breaking and entering, making Bowser attacking him be classified as self defense. A lot of Bowser's potential life sentences would also be removed if that is the case since Bowser would be killing Mario in self defense. When you break into a criminal's house with the intent to kill them, I think it's fair to say that the criminal fighting back against you isn't them assaulting you. Any thoughts?

[@alvaro4996]

Maybe Mario is counted as a law enforcement officer

[@ultimatememe3586]

@@alvaro4996 True, but if that were the case he would still need a warrant to go into Bowser's castle, which you never see him obtain. It would also be strange for him to go alone if that were the case. You'd expect there to be multiple officers since it's a kidnapping situation.

[@cbfranco3307]

​@@ultimatememe3586 It's a war. Bowser shouldn't have been charged for attacking Mario at all lol because they're at war, he shouldn't be charged for most of his kidnapings of peach neither as it's a war. HOWEVER, he turns Toads to bricks, enslaves them in paper jam, blows up civilians towns, tried to take over the universe and other war crimes which is what he should be charged for.

[@elizabethb.9946]

Mario is acting in defense of another person, so maybe that why Bowser was still charged?

[@HELLRAISER02]

If bowser kidnaps a big leader like princess peach then i think thatd count as war, so mario breaking in to save her and bowser getting in the way would result in no charges for either of them, prolly Also question, google wont give me a straight answer, does arson ONLY count if its done on property? Or can it count on people too?

[@Astralpace]

10:46 i love how mario is shrugging right in sync with “no charges”

[@bradleyhauertheedtruncanfa5020]

You’d prolly have a field day doing Dimentio. He’d probably get infinite death penalties for trying to destroy the universe alongside every speck of life in it, which is attempted mass omnicide.

[@justcommenting6791]

I'm surprised bowser got no charges for giving his children war ships, making them fight Mario knowing full well that he will definitely beat them up. And several neglect charges for them not being in every game (unless he has baby sitters for them)

[@cbfranco3307]

The Koopalings are minions. They are NOT his children, his only child is Bowser Jr. And no they're not adopted either, in Bowser Jr Journey and minion quest, they call him "Lord Bowser" and they call Bowser Jr "lord Jr", what kind of children call their father and their youngest sibling "lord"?

[@justcommenting6791]

​@@cbfranco3307 if that is the case than he is still endangering children and giving them war ships and such, even if they aren't his children he can still get all the same charges as before since he is still doing it to his real son bowser Jr.

[@cbfranco3307]

@@justcommenting6791 I agree with that, the only thing I disagreed with were the Koopalings being his kids.

[@TheKoopaKingBowser]

@@justcommenting6791 Lmao, No. I doubt Bowser Jr is legally counted as a kid, he's over 200 years old by technicality, he's lived for 2 star festivals. :/ And the Koopalings are high millitary officers, Bowsers Elite in canon. The Koopalings can be charged for the horrifying shit in all the New Super Mario Bro's Games as Bowser isn't the one commanding them to do that, just to guard peach.

[@justcommenting6791]

@@TheKoopaKingBowser guess I'm missing alot of super Mario lore cause I thought bowser had like an average human life cycle. So bowser Jr would be like in his pre teens.

[@mythic_Tisiphone]

You forgot a lot of things in Mario Odyssey 1. War Crimes against the Cap Kingdom as he destroys their entire kingdom for no reason 2. Kidnapping had to be 2x as he also kidnapped Tiara, peaches crown which is actually one of the people of Cap Kingdom and therefore should count 3. Grand larceny 6x as he steals artifacts from the Kingdoms Sand, Wooded, Lake, Snow, Seaside and Luncheon. Otherwise an amazing video as usual though.

[@JML_johnnilangdoon]

Plus the entirity of Super Mario 3D World

[@danemr6808]

Destroying a kingdom you're at war with isn't a war crime, it's just war. Same with the artifacts from seaside, wooded, and luncheon kingdom, since those are natural resources of conquered kingdoms they technically aren't stolen, and one can argue about how spoils of war applies to the others as some of them are privately owned or cultural relics.

[@mythic_Tisiphone]

@@danemr6808 He is not at war with them though, I doubt that the people of those kingdoms went to war against bowser, therefore it was more of as if the Nazi‘s attacked Switzerland which would‘ve been a war crime.

[@danemr6808]

@@mythic_Tisiphone One sided declarations of war are still valid. As is certain military action outside a formal declaration, such as in many recent "wars". Bowser is clearly using a formal army and given that his kingdom is a totalitarian state, his decision to go to war is all thats necessary.

[@mythic_Tisiphone]

@@danemr6808 he still attacked innocent citizens though, since cap kingdom doesn’t seem to have a military, which does make him guilty.

[@DrewPicklesTheDark]

A few notes. 1 - They are only war crimes if you lose the war (which in canon he does, but could remove a few life sentences in "extra" which is scenarios he wins) 2 - Super Mario Bros. the first 7 fights aren't bowser, just minions disguised as him, though he presumably ordered them to do so. 3 - Bowser is a monarch, there are many times the monarch is above certain/all laws, it's likely within his own castle/kingdom attempting to/murdering Mario is legal or it could be framed as killing an intruder/enemy of the state. Though when in the Mushroom Kingdom he still has valid charges. 4 - In Super Mario world he also kidnaps Yoshi in addition to Peach, then puts him in an egg (which he seems relieved to be out of when you save him), so that is kidnapping + torture.

[@conmanay4563]

9:34 would also get a fragging war crime charge here since he killed he own soldiers here

[@turbokart3776]

I am so excited about this one. I can't wait to see how many kidnapping charges one character can get. Edit: 23? That seems a bit low for some reason.

[@blanekaboom]

Way more. He kidnapped hundreds of toads in the first game and turned them into every brick block in the game

[@genericname8749]

Specifically brick blocks. So a kidnapping and mutilation charge for each brick I the game which is... A lot. Probably easier to give a few death sentences and call it a day

[@theharolddogeandfishhappygma]

Ikr I’ve seen better

[@substandardnerd]

Oh yeah, it missed the Sprixies.

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@genericname8749 no, it’s the question mark blocks

[@TheUnGhost]

Crimes forgotten: You forgot the crimes relating to Bowser kidnapping Yoshi and his friends in Super Mario World. This would be mass hostages and he can get some child abuse charges because at the end of the game, we see that the Baby Yoshis were trapped in each of the eggs and once Bowser was defeated, the seal was broken. And while it was offscreen, in SMB1, Bowser transformed the mushroom retainers into bricks, which has to be some sort of crime. He also traps the Toads behind walls in Super Mario 64. In SM64DS, he kidnaps Mario, Luigi, and Wario, so those are three kidnappings. In 3D World, he kidnapped the Sprixies which are living beings that can think for themselves. Not sure if Yoshi's Island should be in this video since it's not part of the Super Mario series. EDIT: He also told his children to transform the kings into various creatures which would be multilation and probably usurping the throne. I'm a bit iffy of the fake Bowsers should carry the same crime but I guess you can argue Bowser conspired with his minions to help him. Also, I'm sure Bowser would've gotten the death penalty already for kidnapping a monarch. I'm also betting that Bowser would be risking some crimes regarding child endangerment with Bowser Jr. Not sure if you could count the Koopalings, since they are retconned to be his minions and there is only detail of them being his children in two game manuals and some game guides.

[@TheShinyFeraligatr]

Yoshi's Island is officially "Super Mario Bros 2: Yoshi's Island", so, I mean...

[@isaaczhang2762]

Exactly

[@TheUnGhost]

@@TheShinyFeraligatr No, it's Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island. Beyond that, many official Nintendo sources don't list this game as a Super Mario game. As I said, it's a bit subjective.

[@Brodathy]

At around the time of 8:30 technically you left out grand larceny because of the star

[@harubutjojo]

The first seven Bowsers in the original Super Mario Bros are actually decoys which can be seen when they turn into regular enemies when defeated, so technically you only fight THE Bowser once.

[@Attorney.Super_Queen]

It would still count as mario wouldn't know that

[@TheLegend97.]

Imagine what the final verdict would be if he went through every single game and movie he ever made an appearance in.

[@antonyc.7173]

Like billions of years + billions of life sentences + billions of death sentences

[@shiberiousthegreat3345]

@@antonyc.7173 eh, a billion is a bit of an overstatement. A million seconds ago was 11 and a half days ago whilst a billion seconds ago was 31 years ago

[@antcommander1367]

with added bonus senteced from escaping the prison between them.

[@dylanzlol7293]

What about the rpgs? Would being brainwashed like being popple's companion or becoming cackletta's new vessel matter?

[@TheLegend97.]

@@dylanzlol7293 yes including all of those

[@Wolfiyeethegranddukecerberus17]

When you think about it, Bowser has come back from the dead multiple times throughout the series, so if Jr brings him back after he's been executed, they'll have to catch him again, and execute him...three more times, assuming the Koopa family has access to the body each time.

[@Tr1pp.]

2:25 that laugh

[@Sebo994]

3:45 charge bowser with aggravated assault causing grievous body injury since Mario turned into a dwarf in this moment because of it.

[@salmence100]

I would absolutely love a Ganondorf version of this!

[@IDKisReal2401]

Kirby villains would also be cool Though isn't almost every Ganon(dorf) a different dude? Edit: Ok I was wrong, not that big into Zelda

[@Abegilr_Dragonrider]

​@@IDKisReal2401 Nope, almost all of them are the same. Just in different timelines. There's one Ganon in Four Swords, I think, that is just sort of a reincarnated version, so I don't know if it counts.

[@not_a_starfish2749]

@@IDKisReal2401 Not really, there’s ganondorf(Human),Demise(Entity ),Ganon(Monster) so he gonna have to separate the 3. Also IMO, Kirby is more villainous than any other villain in his series

[@angelascotney3204]

@@IDKisReal2401 Kirby has committed more crimes than the villains so he would probably get a video on him and not the Kirby villains

[@berandom2000]

I wonder what crimes would Metroid villains be charged with like Ridley, Dark Samus, the Galact Federation ring leaders, Raven Beak, etc. For Raven Beak, I think he’s charged with a fine of not more than $1,000,000 or imprisonment for not more than twenty years, or both, in any other case because he slaughtered the entire Thoha ethnicity.

[@opalander]

I'd like to see Eggman get charged next. He'd probably have more interesting charges like when he attempted to nuke a city.

[@dylanzlol7293]

He pissed on the moon, he tried to murk sonic repeatly, literally all of sonic unleashed happens due to eggman, in sonic cd we can count the damage that eggman causes to the enviroment, arson in angel island, eggman will have a real big sentence (+ Extras)

[@brendiesel386]

this was awesome!! i'd love to see a part 2 including the rpgs and spinoffs!! or maybe another video game character? this was a fun departure from the usual i hope we see more stuff like this in the future! have a good day and thanks for reading!

[@ericlalicker8636]

perfect timing 9:39

[@DiegoRamirez-sv4pb]

I like how Bowser goes from conquering space to just kidnapping princesses again

[@myleswelnetz6700]

4:34 No turning back now!

[@DriftTrio]

This was an interesting one ngl. Very cool. You should do this with other video game characters

[@jprodigyyy]

This one is very unique. I wonder if there will be more video game villains charged like Sephiroth, Ganondorf, & K. Rool.

[@luciehaberzettlova7240]

Sephiroh and ganon gets the death penalty and king k rool will get 64 years in prison

[@elliotfong5061]

Do Kefka, Garland, Golbez, Cloud Darkness and Ultimecia

[@Superemie401]

Why not Andross as well? I might be an expert on this franchise, it’s a whole other story with the crimes. But I’m telling you: when it comes to war crimes, he’s a professional. (We’ll focus on his crimes in all of the Star Fox games, except Star Fox Assault, Star Fox Command, Star Fox Guard and Starlink: Battle for Atlas, as he doesn’t do any crimes in those games. Actually, he doesn’t appear physically in Assault, Guard and BfA. Also, Star Fox 64/Lylat Wars will only be counted once, because unlike Mario 64 DS, SF643D has the same scenario as the N64 game. However, Zero will get included.)

[@ThyBigCheddar]

​@@luciehaberzettlova7240 Ganons death penalty didn't end well the first time

[@Aplays996]

50 years later and this dude is still charging people for them crimes.

[@Aplays996]

He still gotta do the movie though

[@spsaofficalchannel]

4:09 this one shouldn’t count… in the eyes of the law he’d be dead…

[@GreentixxyTheZeldaFan]

Yeah you cant charge bones

[@chrispork1443]

Let’s not forget the multiple crimes of grand larceny he commits in Odyssey - stealing a wedding dress, a national treasure, etc. also, kidnapping Tiara.

[@OPRobloxx]

4:50 BRO THATS GRAND LARCENCY

[@nomic655]

8:05 I think it's pretty obvious by this point that if it wasn't for Mario, Darth Sidious would've been succeeded by Bowser

[@bhilscher]

5:35 Bowser also kinda uses intimidation when speaking to him

[@Maximum_speed1000]

8:52 Peach: MMMMARRRIIIIIIIOOO- *KIDNAPPING*

[@sothisishowusernameswork.2043]

1:58 "And I don't even want to know what he is doing here" This innapropriote rate went from 0 to 5 then back to 0 in the span of 2 seconds.

[@swagmartin350]

That is what I was thinking

[@PhoenixTheAnimator]

**DIRTY MIND ACTIVATED**

[@sothisishowusernameswork.2043]

@@PhoenixTheAnimator DIrected towards me or him?

[@PhoenixTheAnimator]

@@sothisishowusernameswork.2043 both

[@sothisishowusernameswork.2043]

@@PhoenixTheAnimator :(

[@sslender07]

I’d love to see more recurring video game villains like Ganon and Dr. eggman charged for their crimes

[@florianb.4401]

9:54 Isn't this also Trespassing?

[@CactusBoi-ks1xq]

2:43 the "power of the stars" whatever that means. Accurate.

[@MedAnimations]

0:56 Bowser actually fights Mario only once in SMB, the first seven Bowsers are actually enemies disguised in the from of a Bowser, you could see that clearly when you kill them and they transform into enemies also you didn't count Fury Bowser and 3DW Bowser

[@MedAnimations]

@@chazzywaz Welp kinda

[@timmyreobed5043]

3:10 Bowser isn't the one shooting those rockets. That's Bowser Jr, from his mini sub.

[@thesmilingman7576]

0:55 aren't those decoys and body doubles (except for the World 8 castle)

[@F3uertrunk3n]

1:49 wouldn't killing Mario with this jumping vehicle attack count as vehicular manslaughter?

[@xanderscookingschool1497]

It's not manslaughter when killing Mario is the intended goal.

[@bluemustard3400]

kidnapping × 3 bro stole the entire castle 5:10

[@Superemie401]

The Captain Toad, his crew and Luigi were in the castle too!

[@thefetcet]

You should do this with other video game characters if possible, like Metal Sonic or Sephiroth, I already know this is going to be very entertaining.

[@markgallagher1790]

Doomguy

[@Mattbuddy0947]

Or Ganondorf or Fawful would be neat.

[@Arcs358]

Dr. Eggman could be great

[@kwproductions6737]

Dr Neo Cortex could be cool

[@DarkBlueSlayer]

If anything metal sonic couldn’t be charged for his crimes since he’s just a robot programmed by dr egg man to target and attack sonic. Metal sonic really can’t help it but follow the orders and that stuff. So really it’s all on egg man

[@SmashCrafter321]

A few games, and details in already listed games I noticed you forgot in this video... 1. In the original Super Mario Bros, you only fight the real Bowser once. The others are just minions in disguise. Regardless, they are acting under his command. So he likely still gets a charge as a result. 2. Super Mario Bros the lost levels (Japanese Mario Bros 2) is more or less the same song and dance as SMB1, except; *His brother, currently only known as Blue Bowser, also fights you in 8-4, along with real Bowser *There's an extra world 9 also with fake Bowsers, likely acting on his behalf as well * As well as lettered worlds A, B, C, and D, with D-4 also having you fight Blue Bowser and Real Bowser once again. Worlds 9, A, B, and C all have toads kidnapped as well, and somehow, Peach is kidnapped again in D-4, so he gets an extra kidnap charge for each one. 3. In Super Mario Bros. 3, Bowser's koopalings each take over one of the 7 other kingdoms in the game, likely as a diversion while he kidnaps the princess. So technically, he conspired to World Domination. 4. In Super Mario World, Bowser's koopalings set up fortresses in dinosaur land and kidnap 7 unhatched Yoshi eggs, and even put a spell of sorts to trap adult Yoshis inside of eggs in question mark blocks. So that's 7 more kidnap charges, and for every Yoshi egg stuck in a block, a false imprisonment charge as well. 5. In Super Mario 64, all the Toads in the castle are trapped within the castle walls, unable to leave. So for each toad, that could count as either a kidnap charge, and/or a false imprisonment charge. 5. In Super Mario Sunshine, Bowser Jr takes the appearance of Shadow Mario, as to frame Mario for crimes such as defacing public property (graffiti) and "threatening the pianta's way of life". Additionally, Jr actually attempted to kidnap Peach 1 other time before he succeeded. While there are also Yoshis in this game trapped in eggs till you bring the right fruit, they are actually made with the same paint that created many other enemies in the game, so they don't count to any sort of kidnap or false imprisonment charge, as they aren't real. 6. In New Super Mario Bros. on DS, Bowser technically serves one of his hypothetical death sentences, since he technically died in the first castle. But he then proceeds to somehow break the laws of nature itself by coming back as an undead skeleton as Dry Bowser, and then came back to life proper after his son threw his skeletal remains into a cauldron pot. So while he could've technically served one of his hypothetical life or death sentences from this, it may not count as for all we know, him coming back as a skeleton and back to normal, could've very well been planned. 7. In NSMBWii, The Koopalings and Junior use a cake as a false present to invade the castle and perform the kidnapping. I don't know what exact crime that would count as, but I'd imagine it be the same as the Trojan horse more or less. 8. In Mario Galaxy 2, Bowser's planet at the center of the universe is actually trying to suck up energy from a nearby comet, which later turns out to be Rosalina's comet observatory. This could count as 2 sentences of Grand Larceny. One for the stars of the various galaxies he visited, and the other for trying to take it directly from Rosalina. 9. NSMB2 on 3DS could technically have a second count of Bowser commiting arson and assault, but not kidnapping, since you can fight Dry Bowser in World ⭐-🏰 (Secret world btw). However this may not actually count, since not only has he not kidnap Peach in this castle after the main story, but the Dry Bowser in this game may not even be the real Bowser, since there are times in which both Normal Bowser and Dry Bowser both appear at the same time as separate characters. Regardless, since Bowser previously had fake Bowsers acting on his behalf, and a brother also taking action, we could count the 2 charges under extras since it's from a bonus world with no impact on the main story. 10. In 3D land, it's found that after beating Bowser in the main game, that his minions actually kidnapped Luigi in special world 1. However, like NSMB2, not only is it an optional bonus, but you again fight Dry Bowser, (multiple times if you go through all 8 special worlds) but its still not clear if it's undead Bowser, or a different person from Bowser. So maybe add the Luigi kidnap charge to the extras instead of main charges. Namely because Luigi still appears in future games regardless of being rescued in this one. 11. In 3D world, both the original version on Wii U and the Switch port, Bowser actually kidnaps 7 sprixie princesses (twice), who he uses the power of to build a large amusement park kingdom. He also had lines of tanks and trains fitted with weapons and soldiers around the different worlds, and hired circus like bosses to attempt to stop Mario, Luigi, Toad, and Peach from progressing further. So in that game, he gets either 7 or 14 kidnap charges, 2 assaults with weapons (soccer bombs during world 1 and world 7 fights)a regular assault since the cat bell and double cherry are magic in nature, and thus may not count as weapons persay. And for extras, the murder charge is technically times 4 since he's technically fighting all 4 from a story standpoint. (It could technically be 5 since Rosalina also appears as a secret playable character in the game, but you only really need to play as her in the previous levels for an all levels stamp.) 12. In Super Mario Maker 2, there is actually a story mode. In the story, Bowser and Bowser Jr actually created levels, (while under anonymous names) with the express intent of harming Mario. Whatever crimes accur in those levels likely count as extras since for the most part, they are optional, as other levels are available. However, around the end of the game, Bowser actually kidnaps Toadette, which once again lands him "the Bowser trio" of charges. (Everything in this game however may not count as it's technically not a mainline Mario game) 13. In odyssey, Bowser should technically have multiple assault charges for attacking both Mario, and by extension, Cappy, in both the sea of clouds fight, as well as having a dragon under his control attack them as well. Also he, and the Broodals, who he hired as wedding planners(and also attacked Mario and Cappy), have committed multiple counts of grand larceny from stealing various artifacts from the different kingdoms, and his kidnap charge counts as 2, since the tiara he gave to Peach in this game is actually Cappy's sister. I can understand not including the RPG game like Paper Mario and Mario and Luigi, since they aren't part of the main series, and Bowser isn't the final boss in most of those games, as well as the various remakes such as the Advance series, and Super Mario 64 DS since they are just remakes of the previous games. But man, those last 2 in particular felt glossed over.

[@Superemie401]

Finally someone that remembers the first time Dry Bowser kidnapped someone!

[@imagiking69420]

4:17 does the law have anything against Bowser Jr. bringing Bowser back to life?

[@GamingMaster43210]

Drugs? Maybe?

[@imagiking69420]

@@GamingMaster43210 I think there would be some sort of complicated law about developing new technology/chemicals/medicines without some sort of licence.

[@justasadmanforabanana4124]

This crime is not possible

[@aaronboyle6946]

9:29 you should put noise Violation

[@ZarbonLover64]

Can you sentence more Illumination villains such as Jimmy Crystal, Belle Bottom and the Vicious Six, and Bowser? If you're wondering, yes. Bowser has committed a lot of crimes in The Super Mario Bros. Movie as well.

[@HelloThere51423]

4:28 you could also add reincarnation without government permission

[@myleswelnetz6700]

I can see you’re charging a villain from a video game instead of a TV show or a movie. That’s new. You should do that more often!

[@caribarts01]

I’d love to see you cover more video game villains and as far as Nintendo goes, I’ve actually jotted down a few previously: Ganondorf (Ocarina of Time) - First Degree Murder (Great Deku Tree) - Extortion, Blackmail and attempted Grand Larceny (Blocking the entrance to Dodongo’s Cavern and starving the Gorons in an attempt to get their Spiritual Stone) - Regicide (King of Hyrule in the manga) - Attempted child abduction (Zelda and Impa) - Assault and Battery (Link) - Grand Larceny (Triforce of Power) - Usurping the throne - Unlawful Imprisonment (The Gorons trapped in the Fire Temple and the Zoras frozen under their domain) - Kidnapping (Zelda) - Attempted Regicide and First Degree Murder (Link and Zelda when they’re escaping his tower) Ridley - Mass Murder (Samus’ parents and everyone else with them) - Genocide (The Chozo) - Terrorism and destruction of property (Ceres Station) - First Degree Attempted Murder (Samus x5) - Attempted Kidnapping (Baby Metroid) - Grand Larceny and Kidnapping (Baby Metroid after it was received by Ceres Station) - Mutilation (Baby Metroid) Metal Face - Terrorism (Colony 9 Invasion) - Second Degree Attempted Murder (Fiora) - Assault and Battery (Shulk after beating Xord) - Attempted First Degree Murder x5 - Attempted Grand Larceny (Monado) - Attempted First Degree Murder x2 (Shulk and Dunban)

[@nixzusehen851]

Well done! Now you need to record it :D

[@TheZestyJester09]

Would also be interesting to see people like Malos, Amalthus, and N

[@liamhalla6803]

I, Emperor of the Galaxy, pardon Ganondorf of his crimes

[@liamhalla6803]

I also sentence Ridley andetalface to death for their crimes.

[@tonyraymond5738]

What about King dedede?

[@SageArdor]

I don't know what the formal name for such a charge would be, but I'm pretty sure in Sunshine he could also be prosecuted for lying to his son about Peach being his mom and commanding him to kidnap her on his behalf.

[@unknown_limes]

Lying to Junior itself wouldn't be a crime, and I don't think it's canon that Bowser actually commanded Jr. to kidnap Peach in Sunshine, just says that Mario kidnapped her, which motivates Jr. to take her "back". However, Jr. might be charged as an accessory to kidnapping, depending on how old you interpret him being.

[@Pulivari124]

Also, how do you know that Peach isn't Bowser Jr's mother? Huh?

[@elfilin-to6dh]

​@@Pulivari124 Bowser himself said that. it's quite clear he was just lying to Jr

[@ThatPancakeCat]

​@@Pulivari124I think Peach would know if a spiny turtle Crawled out of her

[@MegaPokefan97]

​@@ThatPancakeCatkoopas are born through eggs, as described in the Paper Mario series

[@YeahitsDuvi]

11:25 it took 30 years for him to get a restraining order against peach. 30 years

[@myleswelnetz6700]

3:24 Don’t forget vandalism and grand larceny!

[@Salty-ji1pb]

One little charge you might've missed. In the opening to mario galaxy, it is actually possible to die to the cannons. Technically, bowser didn't directly kill mario, but he did stage the attack. So I guess an extra life sentance for the extra counter? Maybe?

[@jdh9419]

1:33 Bowser is also an accomplice to any crimes the Koopalings committed, which is most of the ones he committed. 7 counts of accomplice to theft, aggravated assault, and extra first degree murder, at least

[@madden8021]

Didn't the Adventures of Super Mario Bros 3 episode 7 Continents for 7 Koopas had the Koopalings perform hostile take over to the entire Earths 7 continents "including Antarctica which nobody lives on but scientist, researchers and people studying outter space" They can get juvenile detention and be charged as an adult for hostile takeover.

[@jdh9419]

@@madden8021 Perhaps, but that's the TV show, and since this is purely talking about the games, it's irrelevant

[@johnkrejsa517]

I wonder what kind of charges Gruntilda from "Banjo-Kazooie" could get.

[@Superemie401]

It would be interesting.

[@ultrasquid579]

Everyone else is suggesting video game villains for you to cover, but i think a really interesting one would be the Pale King from Hollow Knight.

[@CakesAreNotTruths]

0:38 to note, Bowser turned most of the toads into blocks meaning he gets a mass mutilation charge

[@unknownprofile2830]

Death sentence

[@davidsmolenski9796]

There’s another charge( I think activated assault?) at 3:37. Mario is taller before the crash than he is after

[@treyvonbrackin1528]

That’s what I said

[@Superemie401]

Dang, you’re right!!

[@capybara2515]

But that’s Bowser JR, not Bowser

[@admiralensin.]

@@capybara2515 bowser has legal responsibility of the child and is therefore liable for said crimes.

[@capybara2515]

@@admiralensin. That’s like saying a child left home 5 years ago, kills a man, and the parent is responsible even though they had no idea where their child was.

[@bradleydelay]

Wow I love this! Can you please do Ganon/Ganondorf next?

[@t3rrar1z3r]

Hey, in Sunshine, Bowser didnt fire the missiles or kidnap Peach. Bowser Jr did! Same for NSMB

[@Pixelcraftian]

Heads up; sometimes Bowser isn’t fighting Mario, it’s one of his troops pretending to be him, especially in Super Mario Bros… so, technically, he’s being framed!!

[@Ascension721]

i always thought bowser, you know sent them. He could be charged somewhat as it was his plan, after all.

[@peelychallenges6942]

in the first game, you actually only fight him once. the rest are just minions in disguises. so that would bring the first aggravated assaults and 2 of the aggravated assaults with a deadly weapon down to conspiracy to commit first degree murder or maybe even just aggravated assault. Also you forgot to count the luma's kidnapping in the first mario galaxy. Edit: also he got heck of a lot of conspiracy to aggravated assault or even second degree murder. For context every boss fight that isn't him (at least if they are one of bowser's minions)

[@chazztreat8317]

Luma escapes tho.

[@davidpalomeque4689]

By the way, what’s the name of the soundtrack that is playing at the end as the crimes and sentence are being listed?

[@BlixerYoshiMiiometryDash]

You should do Mario Movie Bowser as part of If Illumination Villains Were Charged For Their Crimes 4

[@swooperduck6856]

Next, you should do if Mario was charged for his crimes

[@SirNerdTheThird5143]

It's not as farfetched as it sounds, as Mario got arrested in Super Mario Sunshine.

[@CM333_]

i get the feeling that most of his crimes would be pardoned by princess peach whenever they're comitted on mushroom kingdom soil

[@freedantheeternal]

In his case, it'd be hard to actually make anything stick since we know Peach would just give him a full pardon if he was charged with anything in the Mushroom Kingdom.

[@SirNerdTheThird5143]

@@freedantheeternal Makes sense

[@CM333_]

@@freedantheeternal thats what im sayin!!