If Andrew Tate was a soldier...

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[@RealNoobMaster69]

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[@haurpher]

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[@omar_rblx1]

2nd@@haurpher

[@MessixRonaldo1]

3rd

[@paularooney1937]

I love how I get completely ignored when Make a comment on any of your videos 🙄.

[@mikey5008]

@RealNoobMaster69 you should do a part 3 of Andrew Tate in a horror movie

[@thelostTribe57]

This definitely has to be the best "if Andrew tate was" channel on KZbin 😂

[@thelostTribe57]

Nah I'm good what is a scam bot doing here

[@conradbowyer]

I agree

[@abel6298]

Read your bible! (KJV, preferably) ♥‎‎ ‎‎ . . .

[@Chris-hw4mq]

OMG the most savage comeback suck d and cook

[@SirPrise69]

shut up "Abel"@@abel6298

[@Howtosmart]

This is work of art

[@GzimBTD]

Bro why are you so weird

[@Kx.1st]

@@GzimBTD Facts, I checked the channel cause I saw the verified check mark and saw (1. A OF badge and (2. A weird ass video with a dog going to the doctor for some weird shit

[@Evil_Jyan]

Unlike u😬😬😬🔥🔥🔥

[@Jawn-w3b]

@@Evil_Jyan what are you tryna say????

[@matisasselin6257]

@@Jawn-w3b you cringe

[@brut1ful828]

Andrew Tates sacrifice for his country will be remembered for generations

[@yiwoon_cr8s]

Or forgotten 😂 He'll end up homeless and an alcoholic

[@Homophobic_racist_sexist_pdf]

@@yiwoon_cr8s the fact that you even imagined that shows how much you're triggered by him

[@autogenes]

@@Homophobic_racist_sexist_pdf Lol, which country is his exactly?

[@Oshaoxin]

For generations, by generations

[@chrismccaffery1091]

​@@yiwoon_cr8s Cry, cope and seethe.

[@vincentxie3090]

Having some patience: This guy definitely should be awarded an Oscar since he's taking his time reviewing the greatest film of Andrew Tate

[@offensivegoose]

dude you know what the movie is called?

[@liberterian1776]

Barbie​@@offensivegoose

[@nathanalex2121]

1:44 his smirk got me dead🤣

[@dimmacommunication]

😂😂

[@Omar_78117]

😉

[@SimarpreetSinghGhumman]

😂😂😂

[@ameyb9241]

😏

[@saifurrehman5007]

😂

[@SodiumSyndicate]

The fact that it works only in movies, proves tate's right on this one.

[@TwoLags]

😮

[@unlightofficial8571]

Ever heared about Lyudmila Pavlichenko?

[@SodiumSyndicate]

@@unlightofficial8571 A sniper sitting far far away, teenage boys can do that too.

[@MoonStone-f2w]

andrew tate says some of the most psychotically weird things i have ever heard. i am so disturbed by the people who think he offers good advice.

[@asharahmad1068]

​@@MoonStone-f2wsometimes he does makes sense though. Like come on women can't fight. I never saw a female soldier on the battlefield instead I saw the feminists run away

[@LeviHyatt-yj5ke]

2:14 had me dead 💀

[@Vivaldi1375]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@-detour-]

0:30 got me dead 💀💀

[@Vivaldi1375]

stop I WAS CRYING ON THIS AND THE PUNCH😂😂😂😂

[@SoyOnFiveM]

1:37 PERFECT BRO LMFAO

[@RonnieChakraborty]

Bro you literally made my day...Thanks a lot for this video 😊

[@RonnieChakraborty]

@@dump7055 😅😅😅

[@Test_Card_Tom]

You're easily pleased.

[@MicahParker-e9r]

same man 🤣

[@j1mmyuk389]

3:03 this is easily the best edit I’ve seen, I just watched this so many times comedic timing at its best.

[@Bojan849]

02:42 "He is still skinny..." 😂

[@raiyan_rafid]

3:49-4:17 literally got me in stitches . How u put right words into right places 🤣🤣🤣

[@zfx8621]

Petition: If Andrew Tate was in Pirates of The Caribbean 😭😭😭

[@skull4334]

The car scene got me 😂

[@raiyan_rafid]

@@dump7055 no this is basically a phrase meaning I laughed so hard

[@fiendsgaming7589]

i can't see it, video is only 3:32 long

[@macjalac5845]

​@@fiendsgaming7589ikr

[@carsandcigars11]

Can we just appreciate the quality of the editing for a moment!

[@TylerWest-]

It’s a good day when Noob uploads

[@RealNoobMaster69]

Thank you 💪🏻❤️

[@Poolverine580]

​@@RealNoobMaster69wassup homie

[@XenoXorpse]

​@@RealNoobMaster69you need to do if Andrew Tate was in X-Men 😂

[@XenoXorpse]

​@@RealNoobMaster69and Batman 😂

[@VNMSTHEEGREAT]

Biggest ass sucker in the world

[@Heiwa1928]

Andrew Tate is so intelligent that he thinks CPR is just giving "mouth to mouth" 😂

[@jasygamer]

The rest of cpr is still physical contact so it fits his satire

[@SlavicWeapons]

it was mouth to mouth with also chest compressions they changed it only to chest compressions like last year?

[@nathanmuluneh6842]

I love the way dis dude always makes his videos fitin with the andrew tate clips better and better

[@Quay550]

1:25 The “Im A Bad Boy” had me dying somehow😂

[@BoaConstrictor126]

The way she looked at him when he said that

[@imjustdiabolical9256]

I have no idea how ppl can hate this man he’s just too funny 😂

[@grapearizona5477]

Man… the internet is literally just a bunch of psychos. Isn’t he a rapist?

[@DeepdelverRamen]

@@grapearizona5477 Alleged rapist . But there is no proof .

[@NiteRacer]

​@@DeepdelverRamen It was just another false character assassination attempt. The elite don't want someone teaching millions of men to work hard, resist the slave programming, and to have standards for themselves

[@DeepdelverRamen]

@andybirks4107 give me the proof . If there was proof I don't think they would really let him out ...

[@freestyledre]

​@andybirks4107show me proof

[@martinezandy15]

Andrew is probably watching this like: that’s so me

[@leoalgar9538]

0:48 nearly killed me

[@21spyder86]

Exactly the same as you 😂😂😂

[@Vivaldi1375]

THE NOISES HE MADE 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Brutalslayer69]

Omg😂😂😂

[@ray5952]

Everytime he says "Ohh myy gawwwddd" kills me 😂😂

[@landonovania4346]

It's amazing how much purer and better Andrew Tate is now compared to the videos when he was an atheist. Like him or not he found religion, and he's changing lives. Admirable

[@jamesygamesy5124]

hes still a horrible person

[@richko]

cry about it@@jamesygamesy5124

[@rustywarship8449]

​@@jamesygamesy5124who your dad

[@jamesygamesy5124]

@@rustywarship8449 what?

[@rustywarship8449]

@@jamesygamesy5124 what??? You said you dad was a horrible person He assaulted women, and was involved in women trafficking,all while selling drugs. He in deed was a horrible person

[@HolowBeats]

1:25 BURRIED ME LAUGHING

[@G4NG_W33dSh4r3d]

IoI same

[@Delta-Snake]

1:00 tate was a rayman all along

[@SajidShaikh-zb2gu]

2:52 red bull 😂

[@munirarshad3698]

Everything about this video is gold

[@seifzone3601]

This video is a masterpiece

[@gigelbecali8072]

The line at the end... 👌 Reflective of his future... Behind bars. 👌

[@5crb30]

Keep dreaming about that🎉😂

[@gigelbecali8072]

@@5crb30 i don't need to dream... It's gonna be real. The guy snitched on himself so many times, it hurts my brain.

[@imjustthere9343]

"I WILL NOT ADMINISTER CPR UNLESS YOU'RE A HOT FEMALE! IF YOU'RE JUST SOME FAT DUDE AND JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK, AND I DON'T REALLY KNOW YOU, YOU'RE GONNA DIE" best line ever

[@bgmiminecraftwala4897]

0:50 😂😂

[@stackocat]

next: if andrew tate was at mcdonalds cashier procedes to throw him into the fryer

[@Monk_A_jack7]

You always post the best Andrew Tate vids I like that

[@JoeyP946]

"I might wake him up he turns out to be a liberal... No thanks!" lmao

[@Garib_Man]

3:04🤣❤lmfao 😂top G slapped the grenade 🤣🤣🤣

[@AB-iz4sr]

Biblically accurate tate 😂

[@1_Trollhunter]

“I hate everyone equally”😂😂😂😂that one got me dying😂😂😂

[@kenedys4011]

they would use this in court

[@OnTrackDetailing]

This is legit one of the best edits I've seen 😂

[@unnamedseal4412]

so damn iconic, thanks for the great content and making us laugh so hard from these

[@yolomuhanad]

that boom always gets me

[@goranhorvat676]

Those are some high level editing skills😂 Love it

[@MusclesNOTtattoos]

The bit when he does the goofy impression gets me every time. Pure gold

[@matthewredding6876]

If andrew was a soldier, he'd be major payne😂

[@alfarouqabdulkarim3638]

"Females cant fight" is the funniest sentence ive heard this year

[@snpay922]

0:12 true 😂

[@wotizit]

So true

[@spOOky_editz.]

"females cant fight" kills me🤣

[@JOULE885]

true though😂

[@LukasYasue]

@@JOULE885 just say you dont got a girlfriend bro

[@khalidibnelwalidd]

​@@LukasYasueso boys that got gfs can understand that women☕ can fight?

[@MahmudHasan-v8c]

​@@LukasYasuelol

[@dominikjunior1998]

Andrew tate reminds of cool and funny school days bully. 😂😂

[@FighterJetOfDoom]

Unironically Andrew Tate called anyone who joins the Marines a fool

[@tmm_2455]

These are unreal 😂 Do Andrew Tate in John Wick please

[@editoru777]

Think if andrew had a actual role in marvel as a superhero with this humor 😂

[@Bozzy765]

1:44 bro his face

[@mysteriousmadmonkey187]

'BOOM! I'm a bad boy" got me 💀

[@ManoharRajanlalala]

Andrew Tate in Ice Age would be hilarious. He could be Sid the sloth

[@TheUnstoppableMr]

@2:19 this is out of the funniest story of his 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheDennys21]

If all American soldiers were like this in WW2 the Allies would have lost the war.

[@oCreiziiFR]

The cpr part is pure gold ong

[@Z-A-C]

1:07 😭😭😭

[@Aep.Alexanders]

KZbin be paying this guy heavy 😂

[@RealNoobMaster69]

Yes I’m loaded 😂

[@Aep.Alexanders]

@@RealNoobMaster69 jealous of u my guy 😄 keep winning

[@WilsonCarefree]

The grenade part 🤣🤣🤣 fucking killed me

[@jannahhassanah]

"I'm a bad boy" got me rolling lol 💀💀

[@uk4490]

This was the best thing in a long time. ♥️💯

[@A_Good_Boy.]

Fun fact: Andrew Tate has been a boxing 🥊 world champion

[@ЛъчезарИванов-ю3м]

0:04 true

[@michelmm5080]

"Women can't drive" killed me🤣🤣

[@Dolphinc]

I hope one day Andrew Tate will see this masterpiece

[@TheBerkerker]

The I’m a bad boy part is crazy

[@connor43057]

I love the way he used his ikido to defend against the grenade at 3:08

[@WhozWuda]

“My unmatched perspicacity”

[@Veer.Is.Here777]

This guy could be the perfect drill sergeant

[@Bandera51]

lmao No, he wouldn't

[@voroshilov3916]

​@@Bandera51 yes he would be. Especially compared to that shitty female in the movie.

[@Drushy_G]

Bro captain America as Andrew Tate that’s just genius 😂 lots and lots of edits from years now bro you good ❤️❤️

[@creatwealth01]

Someone please give this guy a Oscar

[@unsleepingaspirant]

who else was waiting for the dialogue "what colour your Bugatti is?" 😂 😂

[@Anonymous-xp2ow]

1:57😂😂😂😂😂

[@TeamruthlessEST2023]

He’s not a soldier. HES A WARRIOT

[@Psychopath100-g9d]

But Tate's British right?

[@abdala7777]

no he is from usa but he have some time in uk

[@andreasstahl2614]

he is britsh american

[@LeadLeftLeon]

Tate claims the US. His bro claims the UK

[@MikeBlu]

Yeah his mothers English

[@Dedglitch]

In the end I thought he would add women can’t fight for the thousandth time LOL😂

[@Livingluxury91]

Andrew's push ups are hilarious💀

[@zDannyGamingz]

'Women Can't Drive' nahhh bro did her dirty😂😭

[@xKamiiii]

these videos never stop lol

[@KausarAnsari-l3v]

Me slowly adopting his personality 💀. ( because of these videos )

[@vladnikazz]

It gets better with each video

[@mayukaplaz1314]

"what colours your tank?"

[@-dystopic-]

How do you not have more subscribers? This shit was funny as hell! I wonder what Tate would think of it?

[@Noname-zs2tb]

Just wait... He will gain more

[@-dystopic-]

@@Noname-zs2tb I fucking hope so for his sake!

[@MuzammilKhan1234-e8t]

Do you think 125k is a joke

[@-dystopic-]

@@MuzammilKhan1234-e8t nope, it’s just not enough.

[@MuzammilKhan1234-e8t]

@@-dystopic- then you are a idiot for saying this

[@TF-Times]

It’s just insane that so many young guys simp for this guy. 😂

[@MissesWitch]

this couldn't be more perfect

[@Pvarryboing]

The way he blow up the grenade had me dying 💀

[@llewellynjameskinnaird2741]

They ain't ready for the big man slap 😂😂😂

[@PhilosophyCat_meow]

andrew tate W

[@W_In_The_Chat69]

The “BOOM” always gets me😂

[@_J.P._]

0:23 that right hook caught me by surprise really good :D :D

[@yasayrad8969]

Oh my gaaaad !

[@surfhercules]

the difficult part is the head,the rest is neck game xD

[@terrificlife1576]

Idea for a new video : If Andrew Tate was in one punch man

[@samluke4440]

"he's still skinny" "fuck you" nice one Andrew, nice one.

[@bo6aone930]

1:08 That is perfect 😂

[@ahmadnajim4614]

OMG i swear dude, these last 40 seconds were INSANE, bro i died laughing HAHAHAH.

[@mcpassion8752]

This made me want to watch the actual movie 😂.

[@diyema3434]

What's the name of this movie

[@lawz0]

@@diyema3434I think this is the first Captain America movie

[@Ammar.mrm-2002]

Yhh pls! what's this movie??

[@lawz0]

@@Ammar.mrm-2002 i just said

[@MetallicMonkey]

*A man of true war*

[@sunjaneumann6309]

That line about the libral 😂😂😂