Reasons to Join Team Rice! (Splatoon 3 Splatfest)

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13 Reasons to join team beach for the starchfest! Bread vs rice vs pasta
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[@carlysleandcaedenhernandez]

What time?

[@k4w4ii_fr34k]

you just made a video of 9 minutes explaining to an italian (me) why rice is the best option, while literal bread and pasta are the other options. such courage.

[@orangemeooow]

real, except im an american and i hate the texture of rice and pasta and bread are my safe foods (I'm now probably going to join team rice)

[@lilyaaksil8729]

Im half Italian half French.

[@eroly-vl7nz]

rice is simply the superiors food. have you ever gotten sick of eating rice? yeah you havent. i eat rice pretty much every day because it goes with ANYTHING

[@Avisponnn]

I have 😭

[@ypto82]

yes I have

[@Splastsar]

I have but I am going rice Anywhay nc of the white ink

[@juliansiles5410]

I have

[@ILoveAnimeFemboys]

I’m keto

[@ilikebowgarts1748]

Team Rice is literally the perfect team. Ease of access, variety, most favored of the three choices both personally and generally, IT HAS MY FAVORITE DEEP CUT MEMBER, why wouldn't you join the team? You explained your reasonings very well and it's very convincing

[@COMMANDER_GIROLD]

Bred

[@a-ramenartist9734]

Wild rice, west african rice, sri lankan red rice, lao sticky rice, sweet rice, thai jasmine rice, basmati rice, long grain rice, short grain rice, arborio rice, bomba rice, sushi rice, and brown and white versions of all of them effectively doublimg it, and that's just like, some of the grown varaeties of rice, let alone the infinite ways you can prepare it.

[@insertnamehere1398]

it won in splatoon 1's very first splatfest ever. it can win again

[@TylerChou059]

I am choosing team rice since I am half asian

[@foolofdaggers7555]

I guarantee nobody on Team Bread is playing in the name of supermarket store-bought bread. Homemade bread may take time, but it is so good and so worth it. The smell of homemade bread honestly makes me so nostalgic

[@orangemeooow]

also; sandwiches, pizza, croissants, english muffins, bagels, and toast. keep in mind you can put anything on your bread as well

[@AngelCakez]

Hmmm yes, after thinking about it I realized I ate the most rice throughout my life. Might as well lean towards that even more lol

[@OctoArtist]

Reasons why you should pick rice: 1. Frye 2. Frye 3. Frye 4. Frye 5. Frye 6. Frye 7. Rice is good i guess 8. Frye 9. Frye 10. Frye Also I agree with everything you said, its pretty much what I've been thinking this whole time too. And hopefully Japan picks rice so we win (they're all that matters anyway)!

[@LxvxndxrBxnny]

I love both rice and bread so that one was hard to decide for. I'm ultimately going with rice because of Frye. I love to bake bread so that's why it was hard to decide But yeah TEAM RICE FTW

[@kerplop]

I remember telling someone "just watch, they'll give Frye the white ink for the final Splatfest." I was kind of right.

[@PiscesPlayz]

I'm on Team Rice, because rice is very versatile food to eat every day

[@onixsaga2684]

Amazing video, very sensible with hints of silly sprinkled throughout. Every single point was an absolute banger. You alone are the reason why team rice will win :)

[@chatthisiscrazy3]

I like rice a lot, but I'm going for team bread, personally. You can make sandwiches with bread. You can toast bread. You can even eat bread on its own. And you only need to have it once a day. W reasoning though.

[@Katt649]

Reason 1: White ink Reason 2: White ink Reason 3: White ink Reason 4: White ink Reason 5: White ink Reason 6: White ink Reason 7: White ink Reason 8: White ink Reason 9: White ink Reason 10: White ink

[@amanciohernandezjacobo4275]

It’s Rice 🍚 time!

[@amanciohernandezjacobo4275]

But I still think that the grand festival isn’t the final splatfest just yet, but that’s just my thought

[@mysryuza]

The joys of the heavy treat of sticky rice with coconut milk and brown sugar or the like is so nostalgic. Fried riced is just as good as white rice imo. Rice has carbs but has sugars that may not be beneficial for those with diabetes in a constant rate like the other choices, and I learned of this when my grandmother had diabetic symptoms, so she had to eat grits. Not necessary to bring up but just wanna spew info in case people didn’t know. Correct me if I’m wrong though.

[@JD-zv5wi]

TEAM RICE,I love rice,my dad gets rice seasoning sometimes and I always love it,plus it goes well with curry which is one of my favorite foods

[@tonycooler3445]

Ok, you have some pretty valid reasons to join rice, but I can't live without my sister's homemade mac and cheese so I'm going pasta.

[@orangemeooow]

but, you only need to eat rice once a day if you choose team rice, which mean you still have room for pasta in other meals

[@gachacoldheart]

I don’t mind any team winning because I like all the options. I’m personally on team bread

[@glowstickspinalfluid]

you make an excellent point on the colors. i'd probably start crying if i had a red/green match too often. rice is also just really good

[@TheRealKingDedede]

Pancakes Muffins Cupcakes Pizza Sandwiches Pastries in general Pancakes Waffles Cinnamon rolls Cookies Toast Burgers What do all of those have in common? Bread It’s possible to eat some form of bread every single day without even realizing it, I know I do. I love rice, and I could eat rice every day too. The thing is, though, I don’t. But I *do* eat bread every day so…

[@_EternalAurora]

Bro this guy gets me, we both joined Beach and Rice and now he is going to be joining team future with his new video explaining why.

[@fakesomefire]

ayy! i wonder what splatfest teams you were on before this?

[@glowstickspinalfluid]

you make an excellent point on the colors. i'd probably start crying if i had a red/green match too often. rice is also just really good 😋

[@carlysleandcaedenhernandez]

Well I was about to choose bread but carfully thinking about it I choose rice. Plus in the first Splatoon game, Bread vs. Rice rice came victorious

[@orangemeooow]

samee

[@porsy]

You can have rice with curry and stew and chicken and soup and eggs and mangoes. You can also use it to make rice noodles (Which are awesome). And rice cake (both the asian kind and american). And rice pudding. Sushi, kimbap, rice balls, etc. Puffed rice can be used for things such as with milk as a breakfast cereal and rice crispy treats. Thats it. Thats all puffed rice is for lol. I would very much consider myself white, but I grew up eating a lot of asian food because of my mother's background and I would spend my summers in California and we ate a lot of Thai food. Since I couldnt handle the spice I would typically dilute my food with rice. And it tastes so good. My favorite food is thai food diluted with rice. Now I dont care what you say. Asian food in general is the best cuisine. Plus, my grandmother (from Korea) would also make me dishes like bibimbap so yeah rice is the best grain and it has so much to offer. I didnt even need to think about what team to choose like I typically do for splatfests. Team. Rice. Forever

[@porsy]

Sorry for the run on sentences and horrendous grammar. I dont care B)

[@damobehaj4437]

I agree

[@Yuki_Bunny_12]

Nice try bro, team bread for the win!

[@torithekookielovingsoobder3163]

I’m glad I join Team Rice, Your reasons are worth it.

[@fakesomefire]

yay!!!

[@V01D_1N_TH3_L1GHT]

this is why im picking bread: bread has over 100 different kinds such as sourdough, potato bread, garlic bread, baguette, doughnuts, bread rolls, bagels, etc. its also fun to bake bread and smell the fresh bread baking. also you can put many different things on bread such as butter, cinnamon butter (very yummy), frosting, hummus, olive oil, etc.

[@trevorgardner4802]

That’s a lot of different breads!

[@V01D_1N_TH3_L1GHT]

@@trevorgardner4802yep lol

[@moon_floof3783]

You are so right! Let’s get Frye one more win! 🍚

[@MoKaProductions27]

Good arguments but team Pasta all the way ! I think Bread has the most chances to win !

[@bennyboi5510]

I’m definitely going rice because it’s so good (Also maybe because of Frye not winning any splatfests) Anyways w video

[@OctoArtist]

Oh and this splatfest won't be the last one by the way. They're calling it "Grand Festival" and not "FinalFest" for a reason, and that reason is that there will be more splatfests after. We already know we're getting Splatoween and FrostyFest again, since dataminers found layouts for those special fests for Inkopolis Square (which was released after both of those fests happened).

[@ItsToadTime_Wiiu]

Theres lots of combinations for both pasta and rice bread is just sandwiches, banana bread and maybe this is a stretch, donuts or other doughy guds not many so its between pasta and rice for me but i love pasta and rice but my mam always made the best pastas growing up so pasta for me!

[@ItsToadTime_Wiiu]

This video almost won me over ngl

[@hangryartist8973]

The reason I’m on team bread is because it has the most TASTE variety. Sure rice has many different meals to go with, but to me the rice itself tastes similar in all of them. There’s so many meals that have bread in them and taste different, like honeybuns, donuts, hoagies, hot dogs, pizza, etc.

[@orangemeooow]

but you only need to eat rice ONCE a day if you choose team rice!! which means you can have bread at any other time of the day, and you can have bread on the side of your rice! and I think rice can taste very different in all sorts of dishes, you just need to try more rice!

[@MushroomEater64]

I'm convinced that rice will absolutely win.

[@rainbowkidbest]

alrighty i think you’ve convinced me to join team rice 🍚

[@Aqua0A]

you make a very good point i will not be choosing team rice

[@_arttime360_]

0:33 I Support! 🌈🌈👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

[@fakesomefire]

im glad you do! (i am heterosexual)

[@ninjatintin9074]

The reason why I think rice will win the Splatfest is because nearly every time there's been a Splatfest with white ink, that team has won.

[@Jose0421]

I will definitely be going for team rice 🍚, only because I am a big time rice lover can’t go wrong with rice 🍙 cakes yum!! There’s saffron rice, Mexican rice from my country Mexico 🇲🇽 there’s green rice with chicken 🍗 peas 🫛 and carrots 🥕 then there’s the Cuban 🇨🇺 rice which they call it congri which has black rice black beans 🫘 and the beacon pieces yum. Team rice for the win 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

[@EMPIRE.130]

Too late lil bro picked pasta my childhood food

[@TaylorBattah]

3:40 how dare you say, "all bread tastes the same." also, the theme is "which could you eat every day," and it doesn't say it's the only thing you can eat, making your heathy argument not matter. there is an overwhelming number of things you can do with bread that you just can't do with rice. for example, bagels, toast, grilled cheese, croissants, etc. and finally, liking the ink color is just a personal preference. edit: made this comment halfway through the vid so I didn't know he would say some of my points later, but even then, technically you can just eat a little crumb of bread and I like bread more so I'm still going to be team bread. anyway, great vid, sorry if it sounded like I was hating on it.

[@cloudy_xDD]

how dare u try to convince me ❗️❗️ /j

[@serdac2376]

Literally a few people vote for the rice team just because of the white ink

[@ajm4288]

Ok, but Teto… bread.

[@mr__nn]

1:42 you can do the same with pasta

[@existenceispain_geekthesiren]

man, i'm almost always on frye's team, but in no universe am i forsaking bread

[@BookWormYuri]

I literally dont need this video because im already on team rice but I will view it anyway just to convert the others

[@willieboi.]

I'm down for rice any day, especially shrimp rice 💔 Bread could be good but as someone who doesn't have fast metabolism at all, it weighs me up pretty easily so it's a hard pass

[@Spo0d3r-h4y]

I’m on team rice, because rice is the only food that tastes good with eggs, spices, soy sauce, and much more.

[@Hayden_XD_Aloha]

Still gonna choose bread🙏

[@TheLuna9526]

May be just me but I don't think Reason 2 was added in the video...or I could be all delusional

[@fakesomefire]

ah! editing mistake, i didn’t even catch that!

[@Eggy_the_doggy]

Team rice cuz im asian and i need to eat rice everyday, if i don’t I will go crazy and start crying😭

[@damobehaj4437]

White ink ALWAYS wins.

[@Chicken-Nuggetyum]

Nvm I’m on rice cause if it’s not toasted bread than I’d pick rice

[@Chicken-Nuggetyum]

Also white ink :)

[@AdrianCorpus-f8p]

Ho yes yes.🎉

[@Hazelbazelwastaken]

FIRE NO DONT JOIN FRYE REMEMBER YOUR STREAK!!!!!!

[@fakesomefire]

but well win! (trust)

[@blobbertumlive7017]

ahem garlic bread uwu

[@fakesomefire]

cough garlic rice owo

[@Chimpo3]

RICE!!!!

[@a-ramenartist9734]

YES. YES. RICE. AAAAAA

[@TJX26]

yesssss rice my guy

[@kennethlamar4792]

White color again huh

[@carlysleandcaedenhernandez]

3:06 she won 3 one is regional

[@fakesomefire]

yeah i was talking about where i live and the viewer lives

[@Oreosandmilc]

Rice for the win

[@TypeS-Zero]

White ink 😏

[@Rayan-tx6tq]

TEAM RICE!!!!!!!!!!!

[@_arttime360_]

2:50 👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

[@bloodkraft]

Team Pasta is the best choice because A. You Could NEVER get sick with pasta B.If you DO get sick of pasta you can just make a different version (there are SO many different pastas) C.Rice with sauce is bad

[@orangemeooow]

even though I absolutely love pasta, it's my favorite food, I don't know how I'd feel if I had to eat it everyday, even just for one meal. unlike the others (depending on how you prepare them) pasta is a main dish, whereas bread and rice can just serve as sides, so pasta can be very fulfilling and can make you feel stuffed afterwards. so eating that everyday could just be unhealthy, no matter which type of pasta you prepare. on the other hand, rice is healthier than the other options, and theres LOTS of variety for rice too.

[@EMPIRE.130]

The egg is boiled

[@Kristy_555]

I will join team rice because I’m Asian😂😂

[@rirIN-i1r]

Meeee tooooo (gets pressured by friends)

[@xNightskyy]

Not a big fan of rice sadly, I prefer bread

[@fruitynyanko7316]

do rice noodles count as rice or pasta? 🤔

[@fakesomefire]

I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THOSE EXISTED but i would say pasta!

[@joeygaming28]

Rice will win

[@James_world7]

I don’t like rice

[@logiccool7072]

pasta tastes the best rice is disgusting (except when its in sushi) and we cant let fry win fry is the worst idol in splatoon so yea... pasta for the winnnnnnn

[@damobehaj4437]

Well she is the most hated idol but white ink always won so... But if that's what you want to choose then that's your choice

[@logiccool7072]

@@damobehaj4437 I mostly play in colour lock so the colours are not important for me and white isn't even a good color

[@damobehaj4437]

​@@logiccool7072it's also a Japanese game

[@logiccool7072]

@@damobehaj4437 still rice is disgusting

[@ltexas2015]

Booo team pasta sorry fakesome

[@draconic.4571]

As an italian🇮🇹 im NOT gonna vote for some mid ahh rice🤌🤌, only curry and cantonese rice are good while pasta has many good dishes and is also way more versatile since it comes in many shapes and textures🍝🗿 Btw big man solos

[@logiccool7072]

pasta is way better im there with you

[@damobehaj4437]

E vero, anche se la pasta è buona comunque prendo riso perché è un gioco giapponese, e il giapponesi sono bravi e questo chi po' prendere noi a vincere, (non sto dicendo di prendere riso)

[@Stan.Mozzarella]

pasta

[@logiccool7072]

@@Stan.Mozzarella no rice

[@hotrichrichardwatterson9517]

as someone who eats a 1/3 pound of rice daily rice is pretty gud 👍🏽