Red card has been ejected from the game (Balatro)

[@JacoIII]

0:19 instantly skips a straight flush to play a full house that doesn't win. we're so back.

[@ZerosiiniFIN]

3:13 rerolls for $5 instead of buying Chaos the Clown for $4

[@william14able]

I probably do this 85% of the time. I’m never looking for straight flushes.

[@EDoyl]

3:12 this reroll cost more than the joker which gives him a free reroll. My Type A demon is sated by pointing out this mistake. I have earned another 24 hours of peace.

[@ehak72]

the soccer referee after a player accidentally hits him and gives him a concussion:

[@Raider025]

As a referee myself, can confirm lol

[@greenbean4422]

Bro I've got college hockey players lining slapshots at me like I'm some kind of bonus point

[@johnbracewell3700]

​@@greenbean4422If you're a hockey referee, you are a bonus point 🤣

[@highlandersteve9953]

The referee after he catches someone diving despite having a yellow already and they're a Spurs player:

[@RickATC]

+2

[@yassineb.8659]

0:03 the chef at the cookout

[@Toum0]

+2

[@Sergeantgabe]

+2

[@MomirsLabTech]

+2

[@jackdickinson4937]

3:11 5 dollars on a reroll instead of 4 dollars for a free reroll every shop. This is my type A canon event.

[@TimTim3000]

Chaos the Clown is crying in his cornflakes

[@Subsistence69]

As it was written

[@zaftnotameni]

we're balatro guys, of course we dip tomo in mama liz' thank you oil

[@fairy__nova]

HI TOMO

[@Roughly182Eggs]

Chronic balatro addiction dipped in mama Lizz's 'Im Getting Sick of This Bit' Oil

[@KittyTheKat441]

+2

[@LoveBystroem]

+2

[@aurotoiras_ttv]

-2

[@guilhermeramos8140]

20:42 my cat randomly at 3 AM

[@quiteadept]

17:13 me when I require a minimum of two sandwiches to begin to feel full

[@yumdle]

me when I'm participating in a stone age arms race

[@quiteadept]

@@yumdle +2

[@nitinsachdeo]

33:49 When they show you the wrong organs at the black market

[@djflaffwaffe2462]

30:19 italian restaurants after multiple customers complain about getting food poisoning

[@IAMROGERTHETIGER]

Brother the video has been uploaded for 3 minutes, and you're referencing the 30 minute mark.

[@djflaffwaffe2462]

@@IAMROGERTHETIGER i’m a fast reader

[@Sergeantgabe]

@@djflaffwaffe246215x KZbin playspeed watcher spotted

[@baconnick123]

+2

[@Subsistence69]

+2

[@dontlookatmyname3785]

35:47 me when Im the empress of Russia and my son has miraculously recovered from hemophilia after talking to Rasputin

[@saintsteezy4461]

8:03 Galactus when he goes to the planet buffet

[@sleep5778]

17:14 Persona Protagonist trying to get more social links.

[@philofblood855]

NL going for that Face Card built with erratic deck, pretty slick !

[@evilduck5691]

Abandoned*

[@wyldenites]

As someone with chronic gastrointestinal distress, I can say, waking up to hug the toilet fucking sucks. I'd much rather have "post-1 chip challenge" shits for a week if it meant not puking

[@vasilizahiralis9059]

Why do I both love and hate that this man simply cannot wrap his head around how triggers, base mult and multipliers work together

[@coRnflEks]

He just skipped free reroll joker by.. rerolling twice. Does he do it on purpose? Is it for engagement? Success!

[@Haanski]

12:11 me when it is the 1st of the month and I check my bank account after I have paid for all of my bills.

[@quiteadept]

35:55 me when I'm pretending to be indecisive at the charity poker event to throw off my opponents

[@quiteadept]

16:42 me right before I'm about to thank you for giving me the best day-ay of my life

[@Morethanlikelyaperson]

I am so thrilled for the ascension of Heavenly Emperor Egg Foo-Dumb to the Solar Lion Throne after gaining the Mandate of Heaven.

[@TheTmendez01]

"One more in me" is a crazy way to start a video

[@NewportRed100s]

0:00 me when I donate a kidney

[@cyanthrope]

if red card was a scaling xmult instead of flat mult I'd be willing to f with it (or maybe if it was cumulative from the start of the run). As it is, any flat mult common joker that isn't as good as fortune teller is just a wasted reroll to me

[@skywalk211]

Watching him skip both cards in mega packs for Red Card is so painful. You can take one and just skip the second

[@MovieManny]

I know the end of a Balatro video's coming up when I hear a scream

[@austinsharrett9073]

I'm loving the heart of the cards series of events that happened really early.

[@MuhMuhMamaLuigi]

16:43 when i'm a freshman in catholic school and perusing my options for extracurricular activities

[@donnie7897]

7:10 me when I walk into Texas Roadhouse and the ground is littered with shells

[@gavinm9235]

40:27 king kunta mentioned 🔥

[@yujiyujix]

hi tomo

[@JustCallMeTunde]

Photograph Joker sucks when all cards are Face cards.

[@Bone8380]

Photograph joker sucks in general IMO, easily the worst xmult joker in the game

[@SamFreelancePolice]

18:22 yes it has, im a Jerma viewer and can confirm

[@nicholascallahan6460]

You don't even get to spin the wheel or eat the peanuts any more.

[@Sylvia_Corvidev]

NOOOOOO NOT RED CARD!!! THAT'S MY BABY DON'T EJECT THEM!!!

[@AllisonIceGirl]

This popped up in my recommended feed and I gotta say, I'm loving this. Where is he from? no joke every restaurant he mentions is in my city. But i'm also in Canada so that doesn't really mean anything it just means I know the Canadian chains lmao

[@rainyfaye]

He is from Vancouver!

[@thechatter7102]

22:03 how in the fresh hell does he know what getting ethered means when I only just figured it out this is embarrassing

[@sssseree]

11:42 me when i am don corleone and trying to figure out where my favorite youngest son is

[@mangostestes9371]

4:27 E G G

[@xenosarcadius1198]

He's turning me into a Type A chatter

[@damienkirby2772]

38:45 He's Judge Vinsmoke posting?? 👀

[@MuhMuhMamaLuigi]

holy fucking +2

[@fujster]

We're balatro guys, of course we check the update version and see these are from the oldest patch of Balatro

[@Zorua3]

NL skipping Jupiter upgrades that will result in like +15 mult per upgrade on any Ancient Joker flushes so that he can feed his stupid flat mult card for +3 mult is driving me insane

[@elfpi55-bigB0O85]

the only political take ive ever agreed with NL on is that the grilled lettuce looked pretty good

[@keldoe1351]

12:11 me when it’s the 1920’s

[@Travmann777]

0:39 me when I’m the whale

[@Cluck121]

New Balatro, thank you, thank you

[@tiffanytorgerson5703]

Grilled salad is delish!

[@PhazonDude]

Appreciated.

[@paintballperson4402]

god i love ballsatro

[@Crashpunk]

All my homies hate Red Card

[@Keriously]

banana broke :(

[@fauxparadox]

Red card was the impostor

[@tiffanytorgerson5703]

HP was 11 but ya lol

[@kalub03]

NL really is just a guy, but a good one

[@iluxa-4000]

"You can be on your phone at least" My brother never had a true "poop shooting" sickness :D The best you can do on the toilet is slouch and just pray to any god you know that you will survive

[@m0sterlund192]

He’s right, Milestones is trash

[@johnjohnson3681]

Guys the Balatro fandom is dying Hit like if you love Ballin'

[@polabur7]

Amongus

[@dull1831]

jokaire

[@benjobopper5447]

we’re balatro guys, of course we go into the comments immediately to get validation in the form of likes

[@CoBaGonHuK]

fell off

[@Loafbeef]

I'm so tired of the Balatro era, wake me up when it's over...