Red Dead Online is an Abomination

[@SMii7Yplus]

Just want to clarify. We don't posse up in this game because you can't tackle each other in a posse and that's like 85% of the content in this game. Stop typing your "Turn friendly fire on" comment as well because that doesn't work. You can still shoot each other, etc. with friendly fire turned on but you can't fight/tackle your group members and that's lame. We experimented with it in the full VOD of this stream here: www.twitch.tv/videos/1133346999?t=00h54m46s

[@lukemcgale2920]

XD NEVER TURN IT ON

[@vibezclass1483]

I hope they make a feature that allows people to be passengers on your horse like in GTA

[@nifelordttv1195]

Day 12 as well i said the same thing on norlam coments ps ive sent thes on you tictoc and on you normal chanal

[@nifelordttv1195]

Ps i have fat fucking fingars

[@darthrevan7992]

You’re 23 on trending for gaming!!!

[@NamelessGamer29]

No horses were harmed in the making of this video…except for the ones that were shot, ridden off a cliff, and run over.

[@SovietKGB68]

69 likes.... n i c e .

[@Dad_Shoes]

And drowned. Don't forget drowned.

[@NZForLife]

True true true true true true true true true true true ture

[@Anonymous-73]

I feel worse for the horses than the owners

[@decreasedl0ve]

@@Anonymous-73it’s a game, no literal horses were harmed in the making so don’t worry

[@thecapptain]

Eli: *Fucking dies* Also Eli: "I'm pressin' charges."

[@its1899]

also eli: not funny

[@PurplePiiPii]

I hate this, my first name is Eli

[@kiaraultima]

SMii7Y: Alright fellas, nice and slow. Eli: *yeets himself and his horse off the hill*

[@kanyewest1781]

Yeah we saw

[@dakotawallace2101]

LOL yeah Eli just believes that he can fly

[@fnaf_for_life]

You have the same name as me (irl)! Cool!

[@lucasvincent3021]

@@kanyewest1781 I didn’t I’m blind

[@St4rry_suns3t]

@@lucasvincent30219:45

[@brendent.934]

“Oh, predator bait… so Minecraft?” I think I am one of the many people who died upon first hearing this.

[@Alector360]

Please explain so I have the right idea?

[@Yamez226]

@@Alector360 something something "I'm Chris Hanson, please take a seat."

[@ons1m598]

yeah... im confused lol can someone explain please?

[@Alector360]

@@Yamez226 yeah

[@Firewolf_1121]

Need explanation

[@jbayardo77]

19:09 that “OOF” had me rolling on the ground 🤣 That needs to be the new sub noise for stream

[@Shagaru_Bleed]

ye

[@wagz25]

same bro lol

[@Arthur_morgan_the]

😂

[@Queue_Thrills]

Anytime a video starts with, “alright boys” you know it’s gonna be a wild ride.

[@ineryexe6369]

The clip at 19:02 to 19:11 would be golden for smii7yminus

[@elewis6622]

24:47-25:00 too

[@oppositesattract396]

Agreed

[@hammywoods]

My exact thought when I saw it 😂

[@cyberwolf5896]

17:20 “There’s actually boat in the water, we are sinking” Ah yes of course now I fully understand Logic X1000

[@You]

This one made me laugh the hardest I've have this year!(not really but you know what I mean) Keep up the amazing work fellas

[@RYN-O]

FRFR

[@Zuckerkome]

Ok checkmark, very funny

[@Thatraiderswagkid]

How are you verified as me?

[@caboose5313]

16:42 tucker has an incredible reaction time

[@FWA_Kangaroo]

Scared the shit out of me

[@cason4717]

13:39 Tucker: "OMG you look like Joe Rogan!" Lil Nas X: *Proceeds to walk out of the store*

[@scorpion40k]

I was thinking more like a bald, fat, Elvis Presley lmao

[@MrKrimson]

The longer you watch smii7y the more the sound effects blend in with how consistent and perfectly placed they are. Almost to the point id feel off playing or watching something without em, every slip, teleport, smol crash is over emphasised yet never ruins the immersion cause its so perfectly matched. i cant tell what sounds are or arent sound effects

[@Stormix2]

Smitty please do more of these videos I haven’t laughed this much in a while

[@dauntebullbear9187]

frrr yo

[@aaronbaskerville8261]

Eli lagging big time was the funniest thing about this video for me

[@MrKrimson]

the silence as he ran down the train to kill flom, the rain, the switching angles and drawing weapon i could SMELL his vengance and conviction

[@LocusFelix]

16:40 jericho’s reaction time is flawless....

[@mukelwem3832]

17:19 "there's actually boat in the water" and the rest of the convo is the equivalent of "it go down" /it don't go down/ it do go down

[@mekhideas8628]

"There's so much boat in the water" Yes we've all drowned from boat in the water. Edit: yo thanks for all the likes i didn't think it was that funny, smitty is the real comedy genius tho

[@XBesty12X]

I couldn’t tell if he was doing it on purpose or not 😭

[@FinalQueue007]

15:18 I love how Smii7y guy put his hand on his chin like "Hmmm, well that didnt work"

[@Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter]

22:22 I was expecting for Eli to shoot SMii7Y instead

[@RTVLD]

As a veteran RDO player, your videos take me back to the Beta days :) It's really cool to see new RDO players making content. Keep 'em coming!

[@JoeWalker10]

Yesss I can’t express how much I’ve been looking forward to this video

[@Thorfinn_Son_Of_Thors]

Bump this comment up!

[@thebadplayer2615]

Damn, can’t believe a checkmark mate stole your comment anyway I was so excited to see the video tbh

[@Thorfinn_Son_Of_Thors]

@@thebadplayer2615 Check mark deleted the comment. 😂

[@JoeWalker10]

@@thebadplayer2615 ikr kinda cringe

[@DarkValorWolf]

@@Thorfinn_Son_Of_Thors I can still see it tho

[@aquaticchaos1717]

16:45 That quick turn-around and shot caught me off guard omfg

[@hiamandal]

SMii7y: "Pick up your hat Tucker, it's pretty important." *gets shot* 😂👌

[@loganduncan9992]

We watched the video 😂👍

[@loganduncan9992]

@Dewi Sartika🍑🍒 shut up

[@ShotgunShogun49]

the subtitles say Pick up your HEAD Tucker...

[@youtubehero05]

*unpauses* "open your mouth" me: well that's a great "out of context" moment

[@furioustumblenachos]

Glad these been doing well, top tier content!

[@BurritoMan1291]

8:50 the bridge is home to some of the best clips on his channel lol “There’s a toll ‘round these parts… fair enough”

[@crayzcapper7036]

When I almost choke on my food within the first 2 minutes of the video, you KNOW it's gonna be a great one! "Pick up your hat, Tucker." KABAM "It's MY hat now." 🤣

[@Cambull445]

19:10 im crying that "oof" was hilarious lol

[@asmolboi1859]

The cabin at 5:02 is used a moonshine shack and is unlocked as a possible moonshine shack location upon purchasing the moonshiner role, you can also unlock a bar as a hangout space as a role unlock

[@CCG_LargoBargo]

23:46 Smii7ty is like Spider-Man, when he doesn’t make any jokes you know he’s serious 😂

[@Jcksn9000]

He had a mission

[@damienseibel5286]

I’ve legitimately never laughed more often at a video than this, I respect thee

[@stopsign2594]

11:01 this is what happened when the first phone was invented

[@bloodysky_]

7:25 literally the start of Jojo's Bizarre Adventures

[@cryptoged]

THAT'S ACCURATE LOL

[@N0zzaDon]

9:43 “nice and slow” *FLY HORSEY FLY I SAY OH FU-!

[@underinkwolf]

16:52 has no right to be so oddly epic

[@jay-d8g3v]

16:50 that was crazy looking LOL

[@RDRII-Fans]

16:44 the way he looked and immediately shot you was terrifying BUT FUNNY 😂😂

[@Danorpx]

12:03 "Oh, predator bait. So Minecraft?" Bro my fucking sides lmaoooo

[@shade159]

that took me 5 seconds to realize the joke XD

[@green_mask_]

What is the joke

[@Danorpx]

@@green_mask_ That Minecraft KZbinrs (presumably) are child predators.

[@teejay1291]

2:48 that magic has him mind blown

[@pengU1n_pardon]

9:24 i have never heard smii7y scream like that lmfaoo

[@i_am_kai4349]

That horse literally said "MY TURN" 8:36

[@loudtrafficcone3869]

Dude, I've watched this video sober and I thought it was funny af. Bit watching it drunk, made it a movie, better than any movie ever made, thaks for you shit man, and keep working hard cause I love your content, be safe my guy

[@ethanprice6780]

“Ooh, predator bait, so Minecraft?” 😂💀😂💀

[@liamparkes9]

Smii7y that minecraft predator bait joke 10000% made Blarg proud😂

[@strat108]

19:02 made me laugh so hard

[@ChangeComics]

Dude, Smii7y straight up looking like Wilson Fisk by the end of this…

[@testsubject6829]

In a alternate universe, you can sink a water if too much boat gets in one.

[@toddelmsworth640]

“Red Dead Online but Eli lag switches the entire time”

[@Funnylegoguy]

Holy shit that man did a backflip! 14:35

[@G0ggy15]

love to see that a 1 year old video still gets comments

[@Tito_Silva]

Finally, a Smii7y video. You have no idea how much those make me feel better, which is what I need most now that I'm going through very tough times. So thank you, Smii7y, you make my day a Little bit better

[@mreggman4682]

when mall santa is fed up: 1:40

[@123Jokkmokk123]

Smii7Y: *Hears Crickets...* Also Smii7Y: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[@James_34545]

‘actually, that would be pretty funny’ was the dealbreaker 😂

[@vitooreo3424]

It feels like all of their minds are just connected.

[@yyy76yyvhxxffb32]

4:09 ZA WARUDO😂😂😂 16:41 Quickdraw moment🗿

[@ELDXNK]

12:05 that felt like a Blarg joke

[@FunnyValentineThe23rd]

19:10 The "aeaeeauuuggghhh⁉️" Smi77y makes when he gets hit by the horse😭

[@arthi3509]

Props to the editor for putting in all the enderman sfx every time Eli lags

[@M000NiN]

12:06 took me a few seconds to understand lmaooooo

[@ferrdagwin]

I was just thinking while watching this "these poor horses", but then got to the boat scene and I'm like "it's okay PETA, they respawn somewhere else, it's all good, no need to attack this video".

[@sadbxylee4753]

Smii7y: those boat in this water Me: hmm that doesn’t sound right

[@NorthernLaw_]

Actual conversation about Red Dead Online as a whole: 20:25

[@elizxbethjordxn_]

9:45 I couldn’t breathe 😭 I had to watch that part like 10 times cause shit had me in tears LMAO

[@jchristiangarcia5946]

13:45 it feels like Eli looks a bit like Marty in Going Back To The Future 3 movie

[@Batmans_Pet_Goldfish]

I love it when this group of chuckleheads play together.

[@egar5004]

Can we just appreciate smii7ys money at 10:40

[@ZeFroz3n0ne907]

It's Joe Rogain and the crew, with Elton John's ancestor (Eli) tagging along.

[@MadamInsanity88]

"Kick the mount, get laid out my man." Some Cowboy I suppose.

[@Anonymous-73]

16:48 this one part was more climactic than 90% of all action movie villain deaths.

[@surrealorb8325]

22:30 I hope this becomes a trend in smitty videos

[@harryguidotti3815]

I still can't get over him getting his shit absolutely rocked by Wild West Santa.

[@inconspicuousboi3251]

More red dead from SMii7Y? Best know I’ll be red dead from laughter.

[@ultimate-x9720]

12:04 BRO OHMYGOD CHILLLLLL. I choked on my drink 😂😭

[@ShotgunShogun49]

1:53 "Pick up your !HEAD! Tucker"

[@gman9926]

17:15 - Well yeah Smitty, that's where you usually find boats >.>

[@chaosmiles07]

"Oh, 'predator bait'. So Minecraft?" Nah man, you're thinking of Smash Bros.

[@quinleyjacobs5746]

I have to learn not to drink soda every time I watch this

[@bowmin1]

5:09 Was that a SWAT 4 reference there? I'm sure he said "TOC, we can't.", or was that "Fok, we can't."?

[@Iamstilllost]

That horse 19:03 😂😂😂

[@aggressivedogpetter8189]

This is art

[@Joy-yw4du]

Yes indeed

[@lifestokens7469]

No.... This is Patrick

[@ultimate-x9720]

19:08 I laughed so hard that I got light headed That unexpected kick and the cut off scream just made me lose it 😂 Edit: 20:30 THE CUT OFF SCREAM AGAIN LMAOOOO

[@Oscarcat37]

8:44 "Bridge is best content in video game" Eyo?

[@complex2live]

A certain PewDiePie clip comes to mind

[@j0hnnylars0n83]

“There’s boat in the water”(x2)🤣

[@m4rt_]

0:58 He's the guy from X-men, the blue guy... who can teleport.

[@caboose5313]

Or a jumper from the movie Jumper

[@m4rt_]

@@caboose5313 That's a good movie too.

[@tamirt1070]

Such a great video to watch while you're high

[@CCG_LargoBargo]

1:16 SMii7Y became a paster for a second

[@FireWaia]

RDO is really just a bunch of insane ragdolling and not much more... Love it.

[@StormReaper09]

Man looks like a western kingpin from spiderman 13:54

[@saturnmedia1]

12:02 That is fucking hilarious Smiity, keep up the great work buddy. Enjoying a drink, and watching your videos is a sure way to have an amazing night. :) Keep up the great work buddy.

[@chadder3001]

when i was like five my dad had red dead 1 and i would sneak on and just drive the horse carriage things off cliffs. I wonder when hes gonna get back from getting milk?

[@Brandodadon]

@16:40 look at the rabbits lenny look at the rabbits😂

[@tomasavige8771]

16:11 do you hear that moan?

[@ImPhxZe]

2:41 "wanna see a magic trick tucker?" *proceeds to blow his head off" 16:42 that reaction time

[@expres2-176]

Rip for all horses that died in this vid💀

[@springaboy6477]

19:09 the funniest thing I’ve ever seen “just kiddin just kiddin… HAAUUUUUGH”

[@Zidous_]

At 3:54 the horse gets shot then travels into the void.

[@chrissalcido3183]

11:57 - 12:22 jesus christ smii7y dont turn this into a smii7y minus clip and dont be the next pablo!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 But that joke was funny af ngl 🤣

[@ducky631]

10:07 why does smitty have so much gold

[@dylanbazant9124]

19:04 "I was about to do the same thing!" "Ah Just kiddin Just kiddin" *gets absolutely slumped by a horse* inaudible noise