Red Dead Redemption 2 | Arthur vs John | Greet Greet Antagonize Vol.1

Red Dead Redemption 2 | Arthur vs John | Greet Greet Antagonize Vol.1

[@ekathe85]

Arthur's guide to life: 1. Greet person 2. Set up 3. Punchline 4. Tell them to shut up before they can react 5. Get tf out

[@xercez9269]

6: don’t beat people with tuberculosis up

[@ekathe85]

@@xercez9269 That was clearly not part of it

[@supermoneyball420]

AHM TALKIN 😼

[@PowerGuitar9097]

The power of “Greet, Greet, Antagonize” is immeasurable.

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: I appreciate you. Antagonize: But you’re still pathetic.

[@zer0deaths862]

Haven't gone the Bi-Polar route with the Antagonize, defuse, antagonize, defuse, antagonize, defuse yet eh? 😂

[@flappynautintheocean8824]

This next month might be better

[@bxryme]

@MosVonix you just inspired me to do this

[@shannagronhoy3966]

Your face looks familiar reminds me of the last time I lifted my horses tail lol that was funny

[@ddommy3660]

The greatest part of this video is the 50% of the time after John or Arthur antagonize someone, they either hop away gleefully or run away like a 12 year old who just called someone stinky.

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You're really something special. Antagonize: There is nobody else on planet earth that is as stupid as you.

[@mnmfreak502]

I think he's hopping away because he's hitting X/Square to square up with his fists to fight but the game sometimes jumps instead of squaring up.

[@dontrwooshmeimtrolling4003]

@@RAYRDWallace bro stop commenting theyre not funny

[@Winabagel23]

4:33 "I was talking to the horse" *Charges away on horse* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GreatOldOne9866]

Got to get away from the touchy witnesses.

[@melodicsatisfactionproductions]

My favorite will forever be John's "Hey partner" "That's a fine animal you got there" "Thank you" "I was talking to the horse"

[@reddead0514]

4:27

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You're strong. Antagonize: Stronger than a baby, at the most.

[@1234thuser]

​@@RAYRDWallace You won't get tired of this, will you?

[@susanw1863]

I am sure Arthur says that also

[@melodicsatisfactionproductions]

@@susanw1863 no, Arthur doesn't. He says "how long you've been married"

[@Killvminnati]

A: I like you mister you have a kind face S: Well thank you A: The kind I like to PUNCH S: Excuse m- A: SHUT UP! (Runs away)

[@Luca_Talis]

This happened as I read it

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: Do you know what time it is? Stranger: I’m sorry. I have no idea. Antagonize: It’s time for you to die.

[@williambizcocho9549]

ASASA

[@necionatah9588]

Lmfao pure comedy gold! The tone of Arthur’s voice when he says the kind I’d like to punch! 😂

[@bIuecap]

@@Luca_Talis SAME

[@ottarsnryngvason3716]

2:37 Arthur: "Shut the hell up!" Man: *Swings at Arthur* Arthur: *Skips away*

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You're an awesome friend. Antagonize: I’m joking of course. You don’t even have any friends.

[@flappynautintheocean8824]

Quicksaves

[@chef3406]

2:35

[@ottarsnryngvason3716]

@@chef3406 yeah thanks

[@sultanzod6720]

At 2:39 I swear I heard Arthur say "leap!" As he's leaping away

[@MrMariosmetallica]

Respect the voice actor's of marston and Morgan

[@andylpandy9137]

Motion capture...

[@trumpsbutt1497]

performance capture dickward

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You have the courage of your convictions. Antagonize: But if you think you’re pretty, then you’re dead wrong.

[@MichaelJohnson-dd9yo]

@@andylpandy9137 11q

[@MichaelJohnson-dd9yo]

@@andylpandy9137 waàaàà

[@Maaya2310]

Honestly if I got "greet greet antagonized" by somebody as witty as Arthur, I'd be too busy laughing my ass off at how amazing that roast is to even get offended

[@cyntdestroyer69xd]

- "Your face looks familiar" - "Hm?" - "Reminds me of the last time I lifted my horse's tail" - "Howdy" - "Howdy" - "That's a fine horse you've got there" - "Thanks partner" - "How long you've been married?" Jesus Christ xD His lines are better than 88% of KZbinrs scripts, seriously

[@terryprice1691]

Fr tho I actually love roasts like that. It makes my day more than ruining it lol

[@TheCruserBoy]

3:50 is arthur’s best “stop talking” phrase

[@donniebrasco4637]

When he ran away had me dead

[@chaoctic7278]

The whistle is funny

[@mrherbert8057]

LMAO

[@pogo8170]

3:52

[@jesussaves21]

For sure lol

[@lukesams3349]

4:27 John: *Insults a man, then speeds away gleefully*

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You’re irresistible when you blush. Antagonize: But you smell something awful, so I think I’ll pass.

[@fbi4325]

​@@RAYRDWallace sounds like something a 4th grader would say

[@Claud-fb5bg]

Arthur cuts people’s responses off with “shut up! >:(“ but John really says “ur an idiot.” Lmao kills me each time

[@atf5813]

Also Arthur, “Hey (breathy whistle), shutit!”

[@anti-ethniccleansing465]

I prefer it when Arthur yells “I’m talkin!“

[@SaltyCanadian]

@@atf5813my favorite is “shuuuuuut ittttttttttttt”

[@bubbabigpp]

Stranger: *tries to respond back* John:”Y O U R E A N I D I O T” What a classic comedian

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You're a great example to others. Antagonize: No you’re not. You’re turning them into idiots like you.

[@KoolAidDinkyTV]

@@RAYRDWallace G:Its great to reply to everyone’s comment you are good person A:But you have no life

[@RAYRDWallace]

@@KoolAidDinkyTV you better as hell be joking

[@vergilsmotivation7817]

3:06 😂

[@bubbabigpp]

@@vergilsmotivation7817 lmfao he said shut up and ran away like a child😂😂

[@Xackadee]

"The prudent ignore insult-" "You're an idiot." "WILL YOU LET ME ALONE!?"

[@asbjrngrov456]

"I like you mister, you have a kind face!" The kind i like to PUNCH!

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You’re strong. Antagonize: Stronger than a baby, at the most.

[@LegendsandKillers]

1:19 hands down the best one, before she can finish John interrupts with “you’re an idiot” hahahhahahahah

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You help me be the best version of myself. Antagonize: I’m joking. You don’t look like you can do anything.

[@dutchvanderlinde4653]

@@RAYRDWallace these arent even good

[@finnleyjack331]

9:48 john: no one has cold idiots like you :) Man: **breathes** John: you're an idiot

[@n4mel3ssw0lf8]

@@dutchvanderlinde4653 then you can ignore or dislike them

[@ohdang3833]

@@n4mel3ssw0lf8 You can't just tell Dutch what to do. Especially when he's justified lol

[@droopex]

John: Specifically threatening someone with death, until leaves the area. Also John: *Can't you take a joke?!*

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day. Antagonize: But I imagine you’re pretty dense in the head.

[@droopex]

@@RAYRDWallace Yea, that's a good one. 😄

[@akmaljai4211]

"Howdy" "Thats a fine animal you got there" "Im talking to the horse" I lost it 😂

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You're someone's reason to smile. Antagonize: But when they see your face, they’ll run for their life.

[@GreatOldOne9866]

“How long you been married?”

[@silkroad1201]

Simpletons always got a smile

[@MEUZICKK]

I love when John just interrupts them and he’s like “you’re an idiot”

[@jantzenallen3077]

Same😂😂😂

[@M1N1molo]

I love Arthur insulting “You have a kind face… …the kind I love to punch!” “Hey, you wanna-“ “SHUT THE HELL UP!”

[@squashbanana5146]

2:58 Arthur's delivery of *punch* makes me think the voice actor was close to laughing when he said it

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You're one of a kind! Antagonize: There is nobody else on planet earth that is as stupid as you!

[@mrherbert8057]

LOL

[@NorthTexasNewYork]

The kind I'd like to **PAWUNCH!**

[@akres9735]

Arthur randomly standing on a roof while looking down and telling a man he looks like he came from an asylum had me weeping lol

[@OneofInfinity.]

I don't believe I'll ever get tired of this game, best Steam purchase ever.

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: In high school I bet you were voted 'most likely to keep being awesome.' Antagonize: They were wrong, big time.

[@Nightify.]

same bro this game is awsome one of the best games I have on my console

[@svilenaleon2423]

Best game forever i love this game (its a joke) ❤️💌🌹

[@ayebeuy]

'Can't beat this weather.' 'But I sure could imagine beating you.' H O L Y S H I T

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: I'm inspired by you. Antagonize: But I’m not inspired by the way you dress.

[@justinsayswtf]

This is my favorite one lol. The way he said it!!! “But I suuuuure could imagine beatin’ you.” Perfect

[@pthebeast2]

Shit was fuckin BRUTAL lol. I was lmao when I 1st heard it!

[@KOJ23]

these are some of the best insults i ever heard im dyin of laughter. “that face looks familiar” “it reminds me of the last time i lifted my horses tail”

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You’re a candle in the darkness. Antagonize: But you’re ugly when it’s bright.

[@sammyhiggs4202]

omg that's my favorite Arthur insult I think along with his good to see manners ain't dead yet then he says but you will be if you look at me that way again lmfao. His voice which I love has me laughing.

[@JiNz0e_Official]

Arthur's more funny and cheeky, while John is more direct and mean

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You are awesome! Antagonize: No you’re not. I’m lying to you to make you feel better.

[@n4mel3ssw0lf8]

@@RAYRDWallace well I don't think that awesome was a commonly used word in 1899/1907

[@RAYRDWallace]

@@n4mel3ssw0lf8 I never said I was basing my lines off of the year. I just made them up.

[@_red_crewmate]

​@@RAYRDWallace This sounds almost exactly like Arthur's greet-greet-antagonize to Jack: "Everything's going to be alright. ... No it ain't, I'm lying to make you feel better because you're just a kid."

[@vergilsmotivation7817]

3:46 I love how the horse neigh comes exactly after Arthur's insult and the silence😂 goes well with the joke

[@phillipwalling7470]

That Horse just agreed with Arthur then.

[@atas2561]

The horse laughed

[@Dutch_vanderLinde]

Even the horse agreed

[@poltronafrau]

Hahahaha that’s brilliant

[@thatthinginyoureye]

That's some Ed, Edd n Eddy sound design right there

[@SCU3A_S7EVE]

7:44 - Not sure how I’ve never heard this, but it’s brutal! 😂

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You smell really good. Antagonize: To the skunks, that is.

[@tonyfondacaro1980]

“I didn’t say ‘talk’” 😆

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You are really kind to people around you. Antagonize: Or am I getting that confused with you being a coward?

[@admilz]

@@RAYRDWallace bro ur failing at all of these just stop

[@RAYRDWallace]

@@admilz ur failing at life.

[@admilz]

@@RAYRDWallace am I now? that’s interesting

[@LikeAChameleon]

@@RAYRDWallace I feel like you just got these from those stupid school comeback lines in youtube.

[@5up3rn0v4_]

Arthur: "Howdy" Man: "Partner" Arthur: "That's a beautiful horse!" Man: "why thank-" Arthur "hOw lOnG HAvE you BeEn mArriEd?" 😂😂😂

[@Bak10281]

Now, you best shut you're big bazoo.

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You could survive a Zombie apocalypse. Antagonize: Probably because you’re a zombie yourself.

[@conorregan6343]

4:16

[@lucky11sep]

I don't understand this one

[@VTown1989]

The "Greet, Greet, Antagonize" combo is crueler than a pure Antagonize interaction because you lead them on before crushing their spirits.

[@threeruneblade]

Arthur’s way more witty

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You're great at figuring stuff out. Antagonize: But you’ll never figure out that you’re ugly.

[@OneofInfinity.]

@@RAYRDWallace When I get a snarky response after just greeting someone on the road, I don't bother defusing I taunt them into running away from me, feels good.

[@pinpop88]

I disagree.

[@yeysbaws]

John is portrait as dumbass in the game. Though it’s not direct, Morgan, Duth, Abi and Hosea hinted it a couple of times!

[@alamo0243]

Not really John was brought into the gang at a younger age which means he’s been taught longer and thus is smarter.

[@D_McGeezacks]

"Now you best shut your big bazoo" is my new favorite line in the game XD

[@chickenwings1689]

John: "Shut up, will ya?" Arthur: "SHUT THE HELL UP!"

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: Our community is better because you're in it. Antagonize: We all needed something to laugh at.

[@cchristianjeremy]

"I' M T A L K I N !"

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: Your creative potential seems limitless. Antagonize: Your ugliness is limitless as well.

[@possumsalad6614]

idk why but that gets me every time

[@arthurverardy1498]

2:38 the hops got me 🤣🤣

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You're like a breath of fresh air. Antagonize: But your breath stinks.

[@notdylanpretorius3827]

He got the quick time events right

[@SA-xl1tk]

He thinks he’s a bunny

[@WindHowlerDoesStuff]

arthur suddenly yelling 'SHUT THE HELL UP' after calmly insulting someone is the funniest thing for some reason

[@YouCanCallMeSus]

"...you remind me of a lady I once knew..." "Yeeee, I loved that horse."

[@StephWes]

Him running away after every insult is the cherry on top

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You’re a gift to those around you. Antagonize: Your stupidity just makes everyone laugh.

[@n4mel3ssw0lf8]

@@RAYRDWallace I think thats actually in the game

[@RAYRDWallace]

@@n4mel3ssw0lf8 by who?

[@AbhijeetMishra]

Arthur's "I'm talking!" and "I didn't say talk!" are funnier than the insults.

[@interesting6436]

0:13 Stranger: You kiss your mother with that mouth? John: :(

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You always know just what to say. Antagonize: That’s what makes you so much of an idiot.

[@sirdiddles4324]

Bingus my beloved

[@aprestoargentino5695]

Reminded me of The Sopranos when Tony is insulted by a crackhead. "Ohhh the language on you!... You blow your father with that mouth?"

[@flappynautintheocean8824]

Mah, mama said, that the women's the devil 😈

[@Riot076]

Ok,we all know this simple dialogue system is brilliant,but can we just once again appreciate how well this game's systems are intertwined with eachother based on that little scene in 1:16? The guy on a horse has overheard the quarrel between John and the woman and pulled out a gun on him to chase him away. Also what other open world game could let you provoke such narratively driven encounters as the one in 2:41? A dude strolls by the town,minding his own bussiness and suddenly some other dude starts mugging him (in a typical mugger's manner,so by approaching him with some pseudo-friendly line,then proceeding to threaten him). This one mechanic suddenly makes all the difference,when in comparison in any other game all you could do to a random npc would be either just killing them,stealing sth from them or eventually just asking about some lore related things,receiving the same response from every npc. Here suddenly this whole interaction gets embedded in the narrative,by letting you affect the npc's in a non-scripted manner (by that I mean that it's not tied to a quest or anything like that,'cause this whole system is surely based on scripts,but on a more mechanical surface) by simply talking to them and changing their behaviour towards your character. And because of that each and every npc feels so authentic. Can't really describe what I mean but there's a certain "weight" to those npcs I haven't felt in any other game before

[@christianhenson6924]

I love how John and Arthur take off running like two kids in trouble 😂

[@ChanMan-mm7fe]

I just fucking love how Arthur's "SHUDDUP!!" Sounds so hilariously masculine and lispy at the same time.

[@ludwigtheholyblade_777]

3:34 "A mission to be the dumbest you can be" LMFAO

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You have the best laugh. Antagonize: I was being sarcastic. It sounds like a dying goat.

[@JMS849]

Greet: how u doin partner? Antagonize: woooow i don't really give a damn

[@GammaRBLX]

the delivery of the line had me dead LMAOO

[@elijahjacobs5615]

The “shut the hell up!” Made it even funnier😂

[@F1lip3JF]

The delivery is golden

[@seandawg4569]

The way Arthur interrupts them and then says shut up at the end 😂💀💀

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You should be proud of yourself. Antagonize: You’re pathetic, but you could be worse.

[@datboymatthew6347]

I lost it when arthur started jumping away from the guy trying to punch him at 2:38

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: When you say, 'I meant to do that,' I totally believe you. Antagonize: Because all you do is stupid things.

[@mnmfreak502]

Interrupting their rebuttal is comedy gold.

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You help me be the best version of myself. Antagonize: I’m joking. You don’t look like you can do anything.

[@jantzenallen3077]

7:08 that’s so cold 😂😂😂

[@y_auc60seb20]

4:30 best

[@colonizatorgg5960]

1899, before blm, miss those good days

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives. Antagonize: I’m joking. Nobody would be lucky to see a face like that.

[@TheAbbeyoftheEveryman]

@@colonizatorgg5960 The fuck does that have to do with this?

[@fabplays6559]

@@TheAbbeyoftheEveryman I think he's trying to imply that John's comment about the guy being an animal (the guy is black) is racist, and blm are against racism...? I'm honestly not sure, but if the guy is trying to say that the "good old days" were when people being racist was socially acceptable, he's dumb as shit. x'D Especially considering the Van Der Linde gang were very accepting of everyone regardless of race/background.

[@TheAbbeyoftheEveryman]

@@fabplays6559 Yeah I don’t know what else that idiot could be saying, don’t know why the uploader hearted his comment.

[@Cjlthegoat]

"My lord I've seen mushrooms with bigger brains."

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture? Antagonize: My guess is no, because you are very hunchbacked.

[@prokrastyy]

I love how he runs drastically away after the antagonizing

[@MariusBoss11458]

5:30 Now i know that's an Insult but man that's a bit nice too. He's talking about Boadicea. She died in the Blackwater Heist i think. The insult is that she called her a Horse. Not like horses look bad but still.

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer! Antagonize: But overall, it seems like you suck at life.

[@ikadekwiryawan1863]

5:32 yeaahhh I love that horse

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You’re even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside. Antagonize: You probably ate makeup.

[@DOOMSlayer6476]

4:20 these antagonize lines from Arthur and John are my favorites

[@wittywobbafet5433]

annoying and hilarious tone - Arthur seriously insulting tone -John 😂 hahaha

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible. Antagonize: It’s incredible how you treat them so badly.

[@mogilinov9126]

Love the idea of Arthur & John insulting people then running away like some delinquents 🤣

[@farisfaizzal9825]

Run back to momma! Even she knows your pathetic ~ Arthur

[@wraithhh098]

I like how every time a stranger is insulted arthur or john just yells «shut up» right before the stranger is about to talk

[@wraithhh098]

And right after Arthur or john runs off like a little girl

[@Joyful_Traitor]

I liked Arthurs one at 3:46 just the way Arthur tells the dude to shut it

[@007fras]

The way that marston says “You’re an idiot” is just something else 😭😭😭

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: Hanging out with you is always a blast. Antagonize: Your stupidity just makes me laugh.

[@orpheus0108]

8:48 I'M TALKIN!

[@trashygamer7014]

“Hey partner. That’s a fine animal you got there.” “Thank you” “I was talking to the horse” “Mother raised you right, I see ” LOL

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You are brave. Antagonize: But not brave enough to fight me, you punk.

[@majestic-1273]

Thats a fine horse you got there How long you've been married :)

[@leedan6618]

2.8 years :)

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You’re even better than a unicorn, because you’re real. Antagonize: But you’re still ugly, so don’t think that you’re special.

[@von5394]

4:25 now you best shut your big bazoo

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: When you say you will do something, I trust you. Antagonize: Because you’re always tempted to do something stupid.

[@XSRVX_01]

I dont know whats more impressive, the work it took to record all these lines or whoever came up with them all!

[@baller-t394]

3:17 Right after an insult John gets a wanted level lmao

[@mikerotch2889]

The real Blackwater massacre

[@mateusz92380]

That's in-game mechanic, you get wanted level for "disturbing the peace"

[@helpimtrappedinikea6975]

1:54 sHuT uP

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: In high school I bet you were voted “most likely to keep being awesome.” Antagonize: They were wrong, big time.

[@kelvincheah3096]

Funny line 😂😂

[@DarraKummitus666]

"Hey mister! That's a good tune." "..." "SHAME HOW YOU'RE PLAYIN' IT!" I'm dead

[@mistercross9781]

No one: Not a soul: A fiddler for some reason:-9:55

[@squashbanana5146]

Big brain

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You always know how to find that silver lining. Antagonize: I’m joking. You being born has no silver lining.

[@Erri_17]

I like how he says out of the way please after the insult 😁

[@junebug8485]

Dang their roasts are so modern the npcs cant even come up with a comeback.

[@Crowbars2]

John's monotonous, matter-of-fact way of saying "you're an idiot" is so fucking funny.

[@mnmfreak502]

4:39 Guy on the left far ahead chopping wood looks like stop/go animation lol

[@Dagger_323]

Knowing how John's sarcastic tone is especially from RDR1 makes his responses even funnier lol

[@youknowwhoiam6484]

Intelligent how dialogues proceeds depending on the previous sentence rather than just random words

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: I'm inspired by you. Antagonize: No I’m not. Just the sight of you makes my skin crawl.

[@tofferooni4972]

Amazing the effort they put

[@truehexproof]

John's 'You're an idiot' is incredible

[@HamzaPerkins]

2:56 my favorite greet/greet/antagonize

[@not_carson8642]

5:45 I wish he said “I’d imagine the goose would boo you though”😂😂 I could’ve sworn that was coming

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: I'm grateful to know you. Antagonize: But not so grateful to see your ugly face.

[@not_carson8642]

@@RAYRDWallace 👍🤣

[@andremeyer6596]

John’s “You’re an idiot” always catches me off guard lol

[@ItachiUchihaMaster]

John's my favorite character, but Arthur has the best lines.

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You’re someone’s reason to smile. Antagonize: But when they see your face, they’ll run for there life.

[@themadtitan7603]

It's the opposite for me, the way John says "you're an idiot" is too funny but Arthur is my favorite.

[@M1N1molo]

Arthur is witty, and jack is just childishly aggressive. They’re both funny when they tell npcs to be quiet tho. On one hand , you have a sudden, angry, “SHUT THE HELL UP!” On the other, you have a calm yet aggressive, “you’re an idiot.”

[@jackhynes7268]

Rdr2 has the best and funniest NPCS 🤣

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You’re like sunshine on a rainy day. Antagonize: Your personality is gloomy and you think you’re sunshine.

[@LLAK.]

2:33 that laugh tho 😂

[@MrChREAL]

Beavis and butthead ass laugh 😂

[@arthurverardy1498]

"sHuT uP!!!"

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You're great at figuring stuff out. Antagonize: But you’ll never figure out that you’re ugly.

[@MakkaPakka7999]

2:32 is my favorite cause he laughs at his own joke then yells angrily.

[@williammatthews693]

This game has so many funny NPC interactions but I absolutely crack up when they decide to pull a gun and start shooting you for picking on them. Seems like a tad of an overreaction.

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: Colors seem brighter when you're around. Antagonize: This place is dark, and your personality is even darker.

[@-VoDkAsVengeance-]

All I have to say is that I appreciate the acknowledgement to voucelines in this game. The fact that you basically verbally pet-and-then-backhand them rather than spitting out three unrelated dialogs is just.. chefs' kiss.

[@Coronado_G]

9:18 Man, Arthur is fucking badass and funny haha

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You're a great listener. Antagonize: So, listen to this. You’re ugly.

[@cameronmardis]

The “you’re an idiot” never gets old 🤣😂

[@AgateCastle]

2:10 "not real smart throwin insults-" in the most calm fashion ever "your an idiot"

[@WamCham]

"You smell like my horse!" "I don't deserve to b-" "You're an idiot" 💀

[@Diggz24]

1:24 after the "You're an idiot" that Npc on horseback draws his revolver! Lmfaoo 🤣

[@crimefightingspiderling9798]

“You should go inside, you’re scarin’ the children” 💀

[@ilovemuslimfood666]

I like how Arthur runs away at 3:07 like he just ding dong ditched the guy he was roasting.

[@Theo-hv8xr]

I like the way he just runs away sometimes😂

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You help me feel more joy in life. Antagonize: Your stupidity just makes me laugh.

[@Witchybeauty879]

I like when John says you look ridiculous and when he’s far he says even from this distance

[@neutrouno]

john sounds like a toddler when he interrupts people with "you're an idiot!" and i love it.

[@BbkEddy16]

8:40 “Don’t you just brighten up a girls day hehe” 13 seconds later *I’M TALKING* 😂

[@NorthTexasNewYork]

4:44 the way he says shut up is immaculate 💀

[@bullshark7888]

1:10 had be on the floor laughing XDDD

[@dylandolsky440]

5:26 Arthur: "Howdy." Stranger: "How d'ya do?" Arthur: "Ya know, you look just like a lady I once knew..." Arthur: "...Yeah. I loved that horse." Stranger: "But, I've done noth-" Arthur: "Shut it!" Stranger: "Just leave me alone!"

[@hscott8485]

3:42 was the best part

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You've got an awesome sense of humor! Antagonize: But your face is not so awesome.

[@james_fisch]

@@RAYRDWallace Hey (whistle) SHUT IT

[@Bak10281]

Joe F. I didn't say talk

[@RAYRDWallace]

@@Bak10281 why. Are. You. Speaking?

[@Bak10281]

RAY3RD123 Wallace. I, i ain't finished.

[@kevinross6235]

1:28 "good day" it's night

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: You bring out the best in other people. Antagonize: But your face is the worst part of you.

[@johnny9199]

"Hot today ain't it?" You uh Phew, really need to think about a bath!

[@RAYRDWallace]

Greet: Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture? Antagonize: My guess is no, because you are very hunchbacked.

[@eggchomp]

“Boo hoo to you!” How could you sa- “You’re an idiot.” 💀