"Redcoat ASMR" Exists and it's Terrible

[@BrandonF]

The audio is a little wonky on this one, I know! There were a few tech issues in our trying to record this video which made the editing a real nightmare. But, lessons were learned, and if we do another one of these it should be much smoother!

[@CivilWarWeekByWeek]

Audio is wonky on ASMR reaction video, fitting

[@skaterchicken7554]

Love the edits tho.

[@jamesg.6169]

You have to keep going videos like these this is a riot

[@cecilyerker]

I personally felt it added to the experience. You three are pretty great improvisers.

[@Here4Years]

Brandon, I draw your attention to this video kzbin.info/www/bejne/pn3SZn5vm81jhNk Note the gloves.

[@saiyajingengar1811]

Three British prison guardsmen mocking their colonel's outfit during interrogations. 1780 colourized

[@chugachuga9242]

Best comment

[@christopherdobrilovic-h.6470]

I laughed out loud waaayyyyy to hard at this.

[@therand0mchannle350]

XD

[@lucasmatiasdelaguilamacdon7798]

PETITION TO GET BRANDON TO MAKE HISTORICALLY ACCURATE REDCOAT ASMR

[@Bob-bs9ok]

Wouldn't that just be his reenactment videos

[@accessthemainframe4475]

Blacking your boots with your tent-mates before inspection ASMR (You are a Redcoat in Colonial America)

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

ASMR: Historically-Accurate British Redcoat Gives You a Tic-Tac For Cooperating With Authorities During the American War of Independence

[@Jackiejinx1798]

Yes please

[@noahgilbert8218]

YES

[@AtunSheiFilms]

Joke's on you, my ASMR kink is learning fascinating 18th century British military history from three friendly and knowledgable chaps

[@jasoncp3257]

Jokes on you I'm deaf Edit: love your videos Atun-Shei, I'm not actually deaf and enjoy your content.

[@BrandonF]

Oh. Oh no.

[@justarandommalayboi8231]

@DANIEL BIN OMAR - *Excuse me what do you mean by that, fine Sir?*

[@chaplainjamesthicc305]

My ASMR kink is watching a billy yank and a johnny reb fighting over who was right, how does that make you feel?

[@ollieshane7835]

@@BrandonF THE SHIP HAS SAILED

[@pallidhand9756]

The "colonel" looks more like Jack Sparrow more than an actual British officer

[@skaterchicken7554]

Or the commodore

[@historyarmyproductions]

Well said.

[@Ulvetann]

Nooooo. Don't bring Captain Jack Sparrow into this. At least he got style, class and get only ever almost caught.

[@chaplainjamesthicc305]

Do it again uncle billy!

[@jackmurphy3940]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@tannernorwood1068]

Alternative title; “Three British regulars verbally DESTROY a cosplay twink with tuberculosis (GONE SEXUAL!!!)”

[@MWM499]

yes.

[@ProfoundMentalRetardation3]

kinky

[@MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr]

gone sexual is an understatement in any army

[@jakebizzell6580]

My head cannon is that this guy was just a lowly private who went insane after eating too many wild berries, stole some random senior officer’s uniform (and whatever other seemingly fancy clothes he could find), ran off and started calling himself colonel, and kidnapped a couple continental army soldiers in order to live out his sexual torture fantasies he didn’t know he was into until now. Sidenote: I just had the image pop up in my head of some poor senior officer waking up to find his uniform stolen and being forced to lead his troops in his nightgown. I have yet to stop laughing.

[@SP-sy5nq]

Lmao

[@maarekstele2998]

Im picturing him in that like long night cap as well

[@kecukraftwork1988]

That awkward moment when you have to go around asking your privates if anyone has seen your uniform, powdered wig, lace shirt, and picture of the king.

[@seppo532]

I always find the best NaNaWriMo prompts midway through November.

[@dianasorbara2136]

British 180 Days of Sodom.

[@ChristheRedcoat]

Oh boy, I almost forgot we did this... Almost..

[@CivilWarWeekByWeek]

The PTSD must be hard

[@TheFarOffStation]

@@CivilWarWeekByWeek yes…..yes it is…

[@cecilyerker]

“Patriot” “That’s a weird way to say ‘traitor’” 😂😂😂

[@goddessoflesbians1153]

Would some hardtack help?

[@aribantala]

Is it because of the ruined Immersion that made this stands up?

[@silmarien1383]

There are a few points where the three real Redcoats sound like the emotions in Inside Out. “Why are we being tortured? What makes us so important?”

[@RJLbwb]

The Colonel is doing it for the sport apparently.

[@jesusobannon8557]

Good old catch and release torture

[@hectorryan7591]

"Reasons"

[@MysteryKar]

inside out but the emotions are replaced with three redcoats

[@TheFarOffStation]

When the ceaseless onslaught of time has ended, and eternal silence is forthright, I shall still hear the haunting drone of midi Heart of Oak. There is no escape.

[@Gallipoli620]

"Uhh, sarge, I think the colonel's been reading his French books again..."

[@FlameDarkfire]

“Ugh, he’s gonna be there all night. Get a fire going and set up camp.”

[@gerogegerog5926]

Ok start cooking the fish

[@Admiralbendy]

"he might be having a full blown mutiny on his hands" - said a British Corporal

[@user-gu9yq5sj7c]

How was that French? I thought he was cringe and annoying.

[@senorsiro3748]

@@user-gu9yq5sj7c The joke, in British fashion, is the stereotype that the the French are sexual degenerates who would publish openly pornographic material. Which, to be fair, the very word “sadism” that this officer is described with comes from the Marquis De Sade, the French author who wrote the books that said stereotype is based on more than any other. That said, we can add another anachronism to the pile, since De Sade’s first widely known work was published a few years AFTER the Treaty of Paris ended the American War of Independence.

[@historypunkwargames4760]

Never thought you would pedanticaly review historical asmr but here we are and I love it!

[@troopergio]

This video is only 2 days old yet this comment apparently was made 1 week ago. KZbin fix your shit

[@douglasparkinson4123]

edit your comment to put historical in quotatiion marks

[@douglasparkinson4123]

@@troopergio patreong ets it early

[@troopergio]

@@douglasparkinson4123 aaah Gotcha

[@pyrrhusofepirus8491]

Colonel: Private! Bring me my regimental chains and leather belts! Private: What for Colonel? Colonel: *Drags out random Yankee* I need to torture this very important Yankee Private: Why do you need to do that sir? Colonel: *manoeuvres Yankee in such a way where the Private can’t see the Colonel rubbing the Yankees hip* He’s a very... very important Yankee, with very important war winning information I need to... extract... Private: Alright sir... whatever you say sir...

[@skoshman1]

The aristocrats...

[@adamhavelock2104]

skoshman1 🤣

[@ObviouslyNotXenrek]

>theres no pictures of his family, or military maps truly, all the Colonel needs is love of king and country to see him through

[@Flugkaninchen]

He would probably feel a little bit uncomfortable of with a picture of his mother, wife and kids right behind him while he enjoys torturing prisoners.

[@user-gu9yq5sj7c]

I don't want someone who glorifies abuse with a asmr to have a family. Also, you don't know it that's his home or workplace.

[@kingkermit7323]

Plot twist: it was actually Mel Gibson doing the ASMR. He was just disguised pretty well.

[@cecilyerker]

It’s always Mel Gibson. 😟

[@kingkermit7323]

@@cecilyerker That pesky Mel Gibson. If it wasn't for his huge plot armor and the fact that he's the protagonist in an awfully farby movie we would have gotten him ages ago. Curse that Mel Gibson. 😠

[@Tareltonlives]

Speaking of BDSM

[@elgenerico5453]

Remember kids, like it or not, Mel Gibson is always watching, always with something to say.....

[@dannyfeller7034]

To be fair he should have been tortured for his erm 😕 interesting historical portrayals 😂

[@nicholasarcarese1908]

Now we need the sequel: “Tar and feathering ASMR (You are a Loyalist)

[@fds7476]

Followed by the immensely saucy "Lynching ASMR (You are a Loyalist)"

[@Tareltonlives]

Boston Massacre ASMR: getting pelted by snowballs, ice chuncks and bricks . Kinky!

[@thepuffin4050]

Bayonet Charge ASMR: (You are literally being stabbed by 8 inches of pointed steel)

[@marshalney6150]

Getting tomahawked to death ASMR (You helped kill Benjamin Martin’s son)

[@duglife2230]

Don't forget, "Dying of Typhoid Fever ASMR (You are a prisoner on the HMS Jersey)"

[@howitzer4041]

Never would have thought that Brandon would make a half an hour long video about red coat asmr but I'm here for it

[@johnmullholand2044]

Forgive my ignorance, but WTF is ASMR?

[@Moojingles_]

@@johnmullholand2044 We did watch the same video, right?

[@anthonyhayes1267]

@@johnmullholand2044 chaos, pure chaos

[@cecilyerker]

This particular guy, Jim, got exposed recently for cheating on his wife with several other women at once, a few of them being his online fans, and one of his girlfriends, who planned to elope with him, was stalking and harassing another woman who’s another ASMR creator. It was quite the spicy drama.

[@commodoreluigi1596]

The colonel be simping for patriot women I see.

[@ollieshane7835]

are there vidsabt this?

[@someguy3766]

I can't say I'm too surprised. Lol.

[@ollieshane7835]

update: there are: kzbin.info/www/bejne/h3W6c6ScaK2Dd5I

[@huguesdepayens807]

Lol

[@general_ohara]

Good god why does this even exist...also I think the men of the regiment would be a little more than surprised if their Colonel started dressing up in the manner of a rapscallion with sexualised leather accessories.

[@pablojn4826]

Well...These rustics are so *horny*, nearly take all the fun out of the video...nearly.

[@user-gu9yq5sj7c]

Leather is not s3xual. Leather is for everyone. Kids wear leather or fake leather. Nothing about his outfit was s3xual. I didn't think he was attractive, but cringe. I also dislike someone glorifying abuse by making a asmr of it.

[@THECHEESELORD69]

@@user-gu9yq5sj7cit’s sexual, you forgot the E.

[@Here4Years]

He's either putting on a really bad fake British accent or he's Australian. Can't tell which. So, it's in fact a video on erotic asphyxiation and BDSM.... OH, my! It is 'Fifty Shades of Red'!!!

[@tobinfromfireemblem9742]

The "colonel" isn't even wearing red lmao Upon squinting I have seen he is wearing red, but the lighting is so dark I can't even see what it is *Edit: I need to watch videos before commenting

[@tobinfromfireemblem9742]

@@Sonofanirsrebel life is disappointing almost every day

[@ConnorJaneu]

He’s welsh

[@ShilohJack]

This is the greatest Triumvirate to ever be assembled.

[@master5s327]

Yes

[@bomba1905]

Truly

[@piganagun9069]

nothing like brandon saying "my guy"

[@The_Real_Quantum]

I've heard him say poggers on stream. The professional aura I got from him is gone.

[@m1garandMUSIC]

16:15

[@justarandommalayboi8231]

I can tell all of them are clearly disturbed and wanting to abandon this video project, but they continued talking with the power of *tea*

[@cpp3221]

Classic brits.

[@jamesharding3459]

Brandon, stop kinkshaming that poor Colonel! Edit: Brandon's reply was banished to the shadow realm, but it was: "I will kinkshame with pride." Also Brandon please don't delete this, let us enjoy our warped humor.

[@jamesharding3459]

@@BrandonF You secretly enjoyed it, didn't you?

[@cecilyerker]

@@BrandonF “Kinkshaming IS my kink.”

[@cecilyerker]

Why would you delete your reply Brandon? It was hysterical. Please don’t micromanage your comment section like this.

[@chaplainjamesthicc305]

Who knows if he actually did, I've had plenty of comments get deleted for no apparent reason.

[@justdags6611]

It might have been deleted by KZbin or he might have due to being a family friendly channel

[@westhuizenarchives2614]

Well you are gonna be "excited" when people start making Brandon fanfics.

[@jamesharding3459]

You think there aren't already?

[@jaxsonh.266]

"start"?

[@historyarmyproductions]

Start..?

[@historyarmyproductions]

The twisted bastards have probably done it for ages already!

[@nombreoriginal-pu9dm]

@@historyarmyproductions i hope so 😏

[@brothercaptainaurelian1386]

"Maby I am the wierd one for knowing so much about Torture" - Brandon F. 2021

[@moritamikamikara3879]

Cock and ball torture, (CBT) is a sexual activity involving the torture of the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation and even kicking.

[@Tareltonlives]

"This is the worst torturer I have ever seen"

[@ericamborsky3230]

@@Tareltonlives "But you've seen him"

[@mal5379]

3 straight guys all listen to bdsm asmr together and do not know it

[@Thanks4AllTheFunTimes1221]

WHEEZING

[@historyarmyproductions]

Your face in the thumbnail sums up my entire feeling on this topic exactly, thank you.

[@SultanOfAwesomeness]

Well, they sure got the ‘torture’ part right.

[@mitchellline3398]

The real solution is to make your own historically accurate ASMR

[@Knight108cb]

"he just whipped us he just whipped us Brandon" 🤣🤣

[@TheFarOffStation]

And it was all downhill from there….

[@Spineless-Lobster]

As cursed as the ASMR was, the three of you all together made it a very fun video! Hope to see more of you lads together in the future!

[@jeremy1392]

As someone who's into SOME asmr content as well as being a fan of this channel and its subject matter, I feel uniquely able to comment on this. To be clear, I'm into the more guided meditation side of ASMR as it's sort of a spectrum and there's a lot of different sorts of asmr, from roleplays like this, to "trigger videos," guided meditations, personal attention, and more. Asmr is undoubtedly a very weird category and I understand not understanding it, though I'd ask that your position as an outsider be simply that it's not for you. Like any category, there's good content and bad, there's genuinely wholesome content that changes people's lives for the better, and there's also shameless cash grabs. Some videos are just clickbait or suggestive content, but other videos help me handle depression and anxiety or help change my perspective on how I see the world. Many asmr channels use suggestive themes as one element for the audience but don't make that the whole theme and that's how I see this video. To be fair, I'm not attracted to men in the slightest (with the obvious exception of Ewan McGregor), so I have difficulty telling when he's playing that up for the camera. There's certainly an element of that, and he's surely aware of that and panders to it, but I think to say that's all the video is intended for is perhaps misleading. Of course it's not accurate and of course you didn't expect it to be, this is yet another in this guy's long line of roleplay videos and he isn't going to sink a ton of resources in to getting it right. That said, with a little time, care, research, and effort, he could have made a more accurate, immersive, and interesting video which could have had something interesting to say, whether that's a mini teaching moment or a more interesting comment on the politics of the time, perhaps with a nod to how that affects us today. I do think this video is yet another in a long line of pieces of media which is a product of perceptions of the American Revolutionary war, and it serves to show how poorly the public has been informed on an international scale about the conflict, as well as showing how important history and historiography are. While I would argue the conflict and our perceptions of it don't matter much today, I believe it's our duty to those who've fought and died for any cause to teach about that cause accurately, showing why it may have been just or not, and the many facets of those who fought on either side of a conflict. History is one part science (what happened and how), and one part contextualizing, where we learn from the mistakes and successes of the past to guide us to a better tomorrow. History shapes ideology, and ideology shapes the future. If that "history" is a lie or misleading, it can inform bad ideologies which then make our future worse.

[@markhorton8578]

My favourite bit was the 19th century ballpoint with a feather, being dipped in an ink well. A quill is so easy to make, but granted they are painfully slow to write with.

[@sethmiller2532]

Plot twist: It was actually Atun Shei's Nazi character dressed as the Witchfinder General.

[@Tareltonlives]

Where's the Witchfinder General ASMR?

[@artsyrache]

That’s it I’m sending you to the magistrates assembled in the shire in which ye dwell, and there ye shall surely be put to instant death.

[@Thegreatercheese]

So... Atun Shei dressed as the Witchfinder general?

[@EggnogTheNog]

I was thinking “I recognise that box with the anchor” right before Brandon identified it (I got one as a birthday present a very long time ago) Also, this isn’t my area of expertise by any means, but that pipe looks way too modern. I was under the impression people were still smoking tobacco in white clay pipes in the 1770’s.

[@sirus976]

By god Brandon I salute you for going through this hell.

[@historyarmyproductions]

Hear! hear!

[@wayneantoniazzi2706]

Man, I haven't seen an 18th Century outfit that cheesy since the Sixties and the rock band "Paul Revere And The Raiders." And HE thinks he's scary? Send Jason Isaacs over to show him how it's done!

[@Meirstein]

Jon's whole persona in this video was "I need an adult."

[@bryanmarco4515]

And now you are seeing: Mr. Brandon F. reacting to "50 Shades of Redcoat"

[@canicheenrage]

I'm a few minutes into your analysis and you obviously missed the fact he's dressed as an MI VI agent, explaining the black and non standard clothes. The candles arent lit because they're a gadget, stuffed with gunpowder; they allow for a quick escape from any continental cell. The metal lacing on the hat comes off as a strangling piano wire. One has to admire the amount of research among recently declassified parchments to make such a high quality production. Explains the secret writing signs too. Because were it supposed to be regular, Mr. Colonel would be writing like a pig.

[@gooberpea2524]

LMAO

[@user-gu9yq5sj7c]

Brandon and his friends said this video has many inaccuracies. It doesn't seem like the asmr guy cares about accuracy.

[@THECHEESELORD69]

You mean MI V right? There is no MI VI

[@canicheenrage]

@@THECHEESELORD69 Maul Interlopers, section VI.

[@THECHEESELORD69]

@ I don’t understand what that is.

[@RJLbwb]

"50 Shades of Red" So there some Kink side to American Revolution British re-enactment that thee three of of you haven't been talking about. "Oh honey, make me do the manual of arms" kind of stuff?

[@cecilyerker]

I blame Jason Isaacs’ portrayal of Colonel Tavington in The Patriot. It’s always The Patriot causing us more pain.

[@Tareltonlives]

Guess Sodomy Rum and the Lash aren't just for the RN....

[@thebigfarter]

Praying for the day British officers will stop being hot

[@cutterkniffenproductions1205]

Dear lord God save king George the third so that he doesn't hurt his back while turning in his grave from disgust

[@silmarien1383]

It’s history-themed 50 Shades... no thank you.

[@stanisawzokiewski3308]

50 shades of red

[@matthewlee8667]

This sounds like a something that was a funny joke among a group of friends, but when they tried to put it into practice for everyone else to enjoy the execution was lacklustre.

[@RadicalEdward2]

I kind of want the three of them to record a proper Redcoat ASMR with all the stuff done accurately 😄

[@Tareltonlives]

Would a Wooden Horse be too kinky?

[@maarekstele2998]

It just ende with a regiment firings next to the microphone

[@hvalryusson5540]

Excuse me good sir, I am a random patriot (traitor) infantryman and I demand to be tortured by a lower ranking officer more befitting of my station

[@Nikolapoleon]

I love how, during the course of the video, Brandon is advising the creator on how the video could be better, talking about how flint and steel would be more fun for the viewer to listen to, and so forth. Would you make a better version, Brandon?

[@cecilyerker]

Brandon absolutely would.

[@jigglery123]

"At least he didn't use a lighter" iirc matches were invented after lighters

[@kyleheins]

Matches existed in 1860. Are there lighters from then?

[@Fabian-1908]

If Brandon isn't getting memed right now we need the Empire back to meme him

[@polarjet1833]

Brandon and his friends don’t say they hate it they say they “strongly dislike” it, as they are proper British gentlemen

[@ollieshane7835]

i feel the need to compensate you all for going through this

[@FuckTard-dd1ee]

Do you really think he' not getting paid with all these views?

[@BigBangAttack-mt6pz]

The french whisperer is actually pretty good, calming and historical

[@thepuffin4050]

Who wants or uses a Redcoat ASMR? Why would you choose to do this as a topic? It seems like such an odd choice. Edit: I kept watching.

[@theaman42069]

Now I know this is a 5 month old comment but, apparently there is like a weirdly pyshotic dragoon officer in the show Outlander, and women think he's hot or something. So that kind of feeds into this insult to humanity known as Redcoat ASMR

[@lavendxrdreams780]

..... *sweats* im into that stuff and i've watched that asmr video more times than I've seen the sun

[@Metricsteel]

I blame outlander for this

[@slightlyistorical1776]

With content like that, I’m surprised that ASMR dude was even able to read any history book, more less a script. Not you, though, keep up the great work man

[@MrNinjon]

I will have you know I was thoroughly disappointed to find that this is a review rather than a *production* of Redcoat ASMR...

[@s9_arctic968]

ASMR debate between a Redcoat and a Revolutionary. I would pay for that

[@Comma_Man64]

Plot Twist: he's a colonel in the East India Company....

[@TheFarOffStation]

That’s it guys, he figured it out, he broke the code, we can all go home now.

[@wayneantoniazzi2706]

Oh man, that's an insult to the Venerable East India Company! Ever hear of Stringer Lawrence and Robert Clive?

[@randomcartoon8901]

0:00 gamer Brandon He is about to quick scope the enemies of the British empire

[@nickagalidis1845]

The F word was in use as early as the 1300s in England with it having the same meaning it has now so him swearing like that doesn't seem that far-fetched. The rest of it is laughable though.

[@nerfspartanEBF25]

still surprised his polyester, five dollar costume didn't catch fire not even from touching a flame, just spontaneously combusts

[@BeautifulSilence]

Oh no. If I'm expected to be turned on by a Redcoat ASMR, I'm gonna need some historical accuracy. That's my kink.

[@ZetaAudio]

As an ASMRtist myself, I'm tempted to try and make something a bit more historically accurate

[@ZetaAudio]

@Honky Kong maybe it’s a new term to you, but it’s one that’s used a lot in the community

[@anthonyhayes1267]

@@BanglaBoy52 I don't think Brandon's ever going to watch another ASMR as long as he lives.

[@jakublulek3261]

"There is nothing sexual about it!" Oh Brandon, you know nothing...

[@jamesharding3459]

I didn’t know that “Fifty Shades of Grey” had a prequel set in the 18th century!

[@Tareltonlives]

Christian Grey of the EIC

[@dupplinmuir113]

50 Shades of ('No-Flint') Grey!

[@olbradley]

Alright time to break out the shot and shell. We have a new search and destroy mission at hand.

[@tomthebeast1872]

“Sir…?” “Yes, Lieutenant?” “…Im scared sir…” “I’m scared too sir…” -A conversation in season 4, episode 6 of Blackadder.

[@Aramis419]

All I was trying to do was look up your video on cocked hats, but saw this and thought, "Oh, heck yeah, I *HAVE* to watch this!!" ...I'm not sure if my life has been made better, worse, or just more confused for doing so.

[@rubyy.7374]

The entire time I was wondering when the torturing part would start.

[@thebigfarter]

I think for a lot of people watching the video was torture enough

[@IDoABitOfTrollin]

I love going into these knowing Nothing about the uniforms and lore of the time and still feeling like we are in the know

[@Hendricus56]

This video is literally part of the worst things ASMR has to offer. This is definitely the sort of video where I think "Ok, looks nice" and once I started it, I close it after a few moments

[@Omega4Productions]

And it unfortunately gives the ASMR community a bad name.

[@TheSeanoops]

It’s like seeing a medieval European meal include potatoes in movies, my hell.

[@ryanjapan3113]

Well given it’s not called “lobsterback ASMR“ I think I already see the problem. Edit: or whatever the lobsterback’s called themselves. Edit 2: Brandon mentioned in another video that the Lobsterback nickname was invented later. Edit 3: Apparently it came around during the War of 1812 iirc.

[@XartiXV]

12:45 "'You've been captured by a sadistic Redcoat, who is torturing you.' there's nothing sexual about that." Well, hybristophilia and creepypasta ASMR exists...

[@LIR_Clarkey_Boy]

Boys really be rippin on this guy for almost six minutes straight about his farb before even listening to the ASMR (you know, what the video is about). Love it

[@dastemplar9681]

The ASMR guy is the kind of guy that would say the Patriot movie and Assassins Creed III was onto something…

[@ikhieyummy]

its a bit funny watching 17 hundred redcoats doing all this 21century stuff really feeling like these dudes time traveled.

[@fullsuit6711]

I loved the editing in this video, just added to the sheer amount of unholy energy displayed!

[@hindsight9213]

That box is particularly useless, even for a useless box.

[@kaziiqbal7257]

0:52 theres so much pain in that hello 😂😂

[@onecertainesquire486]

Half an hour of Brandon complaining? The lord has blessed us

[@ronaldlennier86]

This man is the most British American I have ever seen

[@chrisball3778]

"...And you know what? That so-called 'plumber's' so-called 'tool box' seems to be woefully lacking in the appropriate implements required to 'fix' that- admittedly very winsome- lady's 'pipes'... For one thing that spanner is of completely the wrong gauge... and for another there's simply no realistic reason for him to take his shirt off if we are to believe that the scene we are witnessing takes place in November, as suggested by the seasonal accoutrements shown at the beginning of the scene... and... and... oh my... I'm sure that kind of thing contradicts any number of workplace regulations... and... oh my gosh... and... goodness gracious... and... I feel a bit faint... and... oh my golly gosh..." Seriously- I get this overanalysis was done with humorous intent, and it's pretty funny on its own terms.

[@Tareltonlives]

"Seriously, if I was that pizza delivery man's employer, I would certainly fire him. This is not an acceptable form of payment, as there's no way he can pay the compa-wait a minute...."

[@garethg7111]

This truly is one of the weirdest videos I've watched on youtube.

[@ayoungconservative1051]

A man who looked like a child on Christmas morning while talking about someone lighting their pipe with a modern match in a historically inaccurate redcoat ASMR video. Now that is a man worth subscribing to indeed.

[@charliegreer4507]

Dude: Makes an ASMR video Brandon and the boys: *I’m boutta ruin this whole man’s career*

[@mg_claymore8611]

Patriots... Chris: "Mmh, that's a weird way to say traitor."

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

2:14 was this an attempt to avoid saying the word "nazi" and risk demonetization or did you not want to acknowledge the existence of BDSM while in the presence of two other men in brightly-colored costumes? EDIT: i can now confirm that brandon f does not even know that BDSM exists, based on his later reactions to the video and its comments

[@jesusobannon8557]

He didn’t prime because that wouldn’t contribute to the phallic imagery used

[@hippyjoe]

The colonel looks like the 1700s equivalent of a dude wearing a grunt style t shirt thinking people will assume he's enlisted

[@user-gu9yq5sj7c]

12:25 Asmr is supposed to be relaxing. Check out Downtosleep who did a good job relaxing people by reading stories. This redcoat asmr was cringe, unnerving, and didn't do a good job. 12:53 19:03 Yeah, it's disturbing that some people glorify abusive relationships. There videos criticizing the glorification of abusive relationships in entertainment. There's fan art glorifying it too. It's hard to avoid negative fan art when looking up fan art. I wouldn't want those harassing comments. 31:10 We don't know that asmr yt-er's intent, but if someone makes asmr or something relaxing about torture then he's probably glorifying abuse. It's disturbing that someone made a asmr that seemed to glorify abuse or seemed to be ok with that reception from the comments on his video. I didn't think it was s3xual to me, but it was cringe and unnerving. I just wanted the asmr video to be over. Only hearing you guys criticize it is when I could get through it. Otherwise, I wouldn't watch that asmr. I mostly watched it to hear your critique and info, and was curious how bad it could be. And it is terrible. Would people think asmr glorifying slavery is ok? 26:37 No, he could've done research on the internet or library even if he doesn't have much money. He has internet if he uploads to yt. With all his trinkets, I don't think he's that poor. But many people don't care about historical accuracy. I do tho. 27:52 Yeah, I've notice a lot of historical games have modern cuss words in them, and I haven't seen people called it out except you, even tho some people claim to be for accuracy. It's ridiculous, and I think some people are biased and just like those modern cuss words. I thought his voice sounded too hoarse, and it was hard to understand what he was saying.

[@Correction_Guy]

People receive it differently. Some may find the sound of rain relaxing, others the crunching of leafs, third from the noise of densely populated are. And since people would want to listen to something suitable for their mood (be it to relax, get unnerved or sехtuаllу relieve themselves), there's different ASMR videos/sound recordings for that. In this case, the video is likely posted for people to get turned on and do the deed while listening to it, and since ASMR is usually auditory, they did a very poor job of making it visually appealing. As for the moral question of weather or not it's right or wrong, it very much depends on who you ask. Is it glorifying torture? Yes. Is it therefore deserving to be taken down? Depends. Is it encouraging others to go commit or surrender themselves to do it? No. Therefore, in my opinion, it's not to be taken down. To me, this is another case of a product criticized by the audience it was not intended for. You don't like it? Then don't consume it nor interact with it. Simple as that.

[@normalviewer740]

100k congrats! The algorithm suggested your channel and I’m loving it :))

[@noahgilbert8218]

Fun fact the intarigation actually started in 1775 but it took 6 years to load the pistol

[@SvensHistoryLab]

just become a patron! could you be able to fit me in the credits?

[@BrandonF]

The next video will have you in them!

[@jackmurphy3940]

Sven, nice profile picture!

[@howedaddy6122]

Jack, terrible profile picture!

[@jackmurphy3940]

@@howedaddy6122 Thanks

[@CivilWarWeekByWeek]

Nice kit

[@fds7476]

14:01 Did the Marquis de Sade _even write_ his infamous books at the time that this takes place?

[@Tareltonlives]

Les 120 Journes de Sodome was 1785, so JUST missed it. However, there was Fanny Hill in 1749 and Fashionable Lectures in 1750, both of which had bondage and whipping. Fairly basic if I understand correctly, but I could imagine some officers having copies while pretending not to have them. (Fanny Hill was officially banned and official publishing was shut down by the government, but was kept in circulation through piracy)

[@fragwagon]

These things make me want to de-invent the Internet. That said, the Internet brought me this ridiculously hilarious reaction.

[@EnglishRoyalist]

O', goodness... And to think I was peacefully living, not knowing this existed. (That bit of Rule Britannia at the end though, I love that variant.)

[@davec.8406]

"Are they always this rapey?" LoL!!! This video is so much fun especially as a fellow reenactor. Hehe "funnsies" 50 shades of red. The best comment

[@marcust43]

"I think this is 50 shades of red"...HAHAHA!! That line is pure gold

[@historygirl6732]

Good God. This is my first exposure to ASMR and it's goddam painful to watch

[@MortusVanDerHell]

I'm only halfway through the video and have only one question: this "colonel" is supposed to intimidate me, the viewer ?! His posture is bent, he does not dare to look me in the eye and mumbles quietly and incomprehensibly to himself. He blinks insecurely when he looks me in the eyes and constantly makes evasive gestures to keep his hands busy, which gives me the impression that he is deeply tempted to distract himself. In short, it seems to me rather that he is about to be quizzed and not me, as a spectator. O.o