The Red Green Show Ep 293 "The Bigger The Better" (2005 Season)

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[@scottpike9009]

For years, then and now, so relevant and funny. Timeless.

[@deandupont5503]

100 miles south of San Francisco is the town of Prunedale. While missing a giant prune on a water tower, they do have a large sign announcing "Prunedale: Just A Regular Town."

[@shadowassassin1945]

Im starting to hit my middle ages and im starting to realise how much truth these guys talk about

[@hereticpariah6_66]

*RIGHT?!?!* I Hear ya!

[@beavercleaver5804]

Lol

[@Imdeadpool]

When he talks about taping a show and not having time to watch it then getting DVDs well when I was a kid, we used to tape the Red Green Show and now I’m watching them on KZbin. Kinda funny

[@XWNORST]

That bit about parenting may be the best thing I've seen in this show, I have loved red green for years (always woke up early for school so I could watch an episode at 6 before leaving) and so much of that entire conversation about parenting just seems like it comes from a real place, like it actually happened. I know I can relate to some of those comments, but all in all, sometimes parents are right, but most of the time, parents are just as human and fallable as the rest of us. Sending love to anyone who has trouble with their parental figures. I'm pulling for ya, we're all in this together

[@stevepatrickjarvis]

Watched this show as a kid and now as I am getting older and in my middle ages, it just keeps on getting funnier and funnier.

[@jimshoemaker1258]

✋ I'm a man; I can change; if I have to, I guess✋ I miss this show☹ " keep your stick on the ice"

[@stevefoster5172]

"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy"- Red Green

[@ALSmith-zz4yy]

"If it's good enough for an F-18, it's good enough for an F-O-R-D."

[@yveslaflute9228]

Red is a genious, I just opened the window and stuck my arm out...

[@lesliematyas1727]

the exchanges betwee Harold/red are hilarious ....very sharp writing

[@jacko3021]

So I’m 21 and I’ve never heard of this show. I feel like I’ve missed something my whole life. This is hilarious and oddly insightful.

[@jacko3021]

I just figured out why I haven’t heard of it before. I’m not Canadian.

[@eonaon6914]

@@jacko3021 It actually was shown in America in some places. Mostly on PBS but how far it penetrated per region was variable.

[@williamcrowe2576]

"Ementing me fectally". Had to chuckle at that one.

[@TheKoolbraider]

Try saying that three times fast, then wondering why you are doing this.

[@pika62221]

We need some more Green Red for the next generation to enjoy!

[@Davidiscrazy100]

Over the years I've learned so many life lessons from this show! Its awesome! Also one of the funniest shows!

[@nonameb5240]

I remember growing up watching this and it’s so funny watching this as an adult now , cuz of all the jokes.

[@Quacks0]

Yep --- you don't need to read books or go to college to learn how to be a guy --- just watch da Red Green Show! :P P.S. This clip was one of my all-time favorites from da entire series! :D

[@nstark1066]

"The suck stops here", Winston is priceless

[@sakuraharuno2335]

Dalton:gimme five red:who's your daddy? mike:I have no idea

[@philmikehunt7479]

Nice pfp

[@leonardholmes4207]

Red Green & Super Dave Osborne, 2 of my favourite funniest along with Benny Hill. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@robertknight4378]

I remember watching the show years ago it was the best ever I miss it so I get to watch it on cell phone it's funny as thing you ever did see♥️👍😃💯👌✌😎

[@dianedoncheski9620]

I love when Red wrecks an Aires K car. I love the water heater elevator too! I'd even pay his life insurance for Bernice!

[@rickmorgan3930]

The lodge is ground zero ... anything that goes into the air anywhere near it comes down on it. The roof must have a huge hole in it :)

[@eonaon6914]

holes plural :)

[@larenahildebrand748]

Have always loved this show. Makes you shake your head, laugh, and smile at the same time.

[@lesliematyas1921]

been watching red green since the beginning ...1990...watch at least once a year on youtube...watch several episodes everyday . that said , and knowing #300....i would have done it a little different at the end ...of the wedding ....all the guests would have been the supporting characters of the show . now that would have been a great send off .

[@JohnnyVent]

I aspire to be like this man when I'm old.

[@keithstarnes7009]

The red green show is absolutely classic.

[@CleanPhilWanted]

The fishing scene was oddly deep.

[@MarcusSchneidervlogs]

that is just because they were at the center of the pond

[@bostonrailfan2427]

They all are, it’s men being men without the pressure of other men holding them back

[@johnthomas-km2bf]

This show does have its moments of that.

[@freelance8399]

Think ill go spend time with the kids......i can stream red green on there tv too 😀

[@mikeneuman66]

Poor mike

[@mikeschmidt4800]

Now I know who sold Ricky that beater car.

[@MichaelBrookham]

They now have a new "biggest" thing: The biggest supply of popcorn.

[@travismazerall9067]

I can remember this when I was a kid. Back in the 80s Made my dad laugh ! I think he may have shit him self at one time or another

[@kdmq]

The world's biggest popcorn cooker :)

[@ElijahAbbot]

You really can change the world if you care enough.

[@o2bnparadise]

I grew up on this show! I love it!

[@ChibiPanda8888]

Yeah, I grew up with it too! Love it still.

[@Dr.Redhawk]

It almost looks like Ricky's car, even has a Nova Scotia plate instead of an Ontario one.

[@kylej741]

Looking forward to seeing you Red in Sioux Falls this month!

[@aanddone4747]

lol "Sucking Services" "The suck stops here." (12:20)

[@darkshadowsx5949]

too bad they couldn't say "the shit stops here" but that wouldn't be very Canadian to say that on TV.

[@jasonh.8362]

@@darkshadowsx5949 number 1in a number 2 business

[@jerubaal101]

Explosions are actually a major concern in grain silos/bins.

[@haroldconover5221]

Loved that show 👏 😅the ❤

[@teresashortnacy9472]

That's a lot of popcorn. Must be a long movie. 😄

[@varrunningtrains4112]

"Something she gets everything from" "A divorce"

[@Youtubecensoredmyusername]

Lol

[@Tipledan]

Too funny. One might spend hours just watching and remembering these great times. Why did Canada take this out of production is my thought.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

Tipledan Steve Smith chose to end it and has kept it alive online and in person ever since

[@karolawatches]

15 years was a long run.

[@jonesjones6124]

Now, if I can find some duct tape!!!!!!!!! I'm ready to go!!! 😂😂😂!!!!

[@BornToPun7541]

Well, Red proved that he was a "real genius" with all that popcorn!

[@mjf920]

Bill and Mike playing squash! LMFAO!!

[@yveslaflute9228]

Game actually ended when Mike stole the ball.

[@jefffromjersey52]

LOL @ the VCR tape fishing reel.. thats awesome.. I miss this show.

[@NewEnglandOtaku]

When Bill pulled that squash out of his pants.. Blech! And that bra.. that was so wrong! But it was extremely funny!

[@yveslaflute9228]

I'am a LUMBER, Jack and I'm oh gay... I work all night and I sleep all day,...

[@twirlyboggs]

That vcr fishin got me in tears

[@ahillbillyredneck2375]

His face looked like he didn't get the 1st scene on the first take lol

[@josephnewman8430]

so miss this show while living in the southern US

[@probuilder961]

I miss watching in the 1990's while living in FL. Only had 6 channels of broadcast TV. Those were the days.

[@generalzod8589]

@@probuilder961 I'm watching this in Florida now.👍

[@bostonrailfan2427]

Pro Builder only six? Makes me glad to have had 12 channels...

[@Arelak]

Oh how I have missed this show!

[@jonsnow936]

I love this show!!!

[@quickford]

instead of the world's largest crayons, they made the world's largest popcorn popper!

[@gamezila1987]

Donno how i ended up on some random channel that linked this, but its funny :)

[@ChibiPanda8888]

Well, glad you're here. :)

[@bluebear1985]

Glad you like it. It originally aired in Canada between 1990 and 2005, with many episodes airing on some PBS stations as well.

[@jamiesmith4293]

The 30-second word game took over a minute this time.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

Jamie Smith if you weren’t laughing you have issues

[@graceisamazing5493]

Ohhhhhh man! Now I know who invented squash, lmbo!!!

[@DustinManke]

I would love to start a show like this.

[@laidbackcountryboy]

If you liked this you should check out his movie "duct tape forever"

[@aanddone4747]

LOL 14:47 I just knew he was wearing one! Red: "That's just wrong." 16:25 Balls in shorts lol

[@Eric-W]

i swear, you guys are brilliant!

[@ironmatic1]

marshmello thing sounds like a Corner Gas plot

[@eddievhfan1984]

I wonder what the test strength of 1/2" magnetic tape is.

[@eddievhfan1984]

@Zachary Peterson That works, too. Test weight/strength is the terminology you often hear with ropes or cordage.

[@blamb42]

I have to wonder how they film the fishing segment. There is never any trace of a wake from a camera boat circling Red's boat or any sign of a crane (or other support) on the banks and they seem to get at least very close to a full circle (although it is interrupted). My only guess would have to be a drone of some kind.

[@Dark_Mishra]

I think their boat is stationary in the center of the pond while the boat with the camera crew just goes really slow. The camera zooms in quite a bit, and very rarely does the camera make a full circuit around them before cutting to the next shot.

[@blamb42]

@@Dark_Mishra - I've seen at least once that they did about 2/3 or 3/4 of the way around the boat and even the slowest moving boat makes a wake. That water is dead calm and yes their boat is stationary, even to the point that it may be fixed to a post underwater. As I said the pond is dead calm, not even a ripple from the movement in their boat (not that they move around much). If it is a second boat they would have to wait quite a while until the ripples die down for the next shot, I think the dead calm water is part of the joke that life moves at a slower quieter pace around the lodge. Lastly a mid-range drone capable of mounting a small TV quality camera is a lot cheaper that it used to be, probably under $1,000.

[@Dark_Mishra]

Bob Lamb True. That part of the pond they’re in may even be fake? Maybe there’s a hidden track around the entire outside that’s hidden by the plants?

[@blamb42]

@@Dark_Mishra - I hadn't even thought of a fake pond. If the pond is fake (glass?) then they could dolly a standard TV camera around without disturbing anything. My only concern with the fake pond theory is the expense. A piece of glass that big is the stuff of NASA budgets and Red Green was a low budget show. (Steve Smith mentioned several times that he asked for enough money to make a TV show but not so much that they care what it is.) It could be something other than glass but I can't think what off of hand.

[@Dark_Mishra]

Bob Lamb Yeah, it’s surprising how much they were capable of on such a limited budget. The glass idea does sound logical. Maybe it’s a very wide shallow pool or something.

[@dianedoncheski9620]

You're eventingly me fectently. And if these colors aren't becoming to you maybe you should becoming to us!

[@andrewpetrie8596]

Best Red Green ever. And I'm from the Hammer.

[@NewEnglandOtaku]

That car in the segment where he makes it like an airplane is the one from the fire truck idea in the earlier episodes or at least it looks like it.

[@ursaltydog]

World's biggest bowl of popcorn :)

[@drathmoor]

Dalton is funny, but he's also the most depressing character in the show.

[@mmillalpha1]

best show ever

[@DavidMulready]

Marshmallow! What marshmallow? Maybe they should look before roasting it.

[@I_am_a_cat_]

I never realized how scripted this show was when I was a kid. Like that word guessing game is painful to watch lol

[@ItsMefromSnuffys]

I envy Bernice😊

[@doctordeath.5716]

Shaving cream head rap lol

[@doctordeath.5716]

@Joe Kaikkonen lol

[@mikewalter1111]

I heard this show is considered a science documentary in Canada.

[@selinesbeau]

More of a how to life series

[@yveslaflute9228]

THE science of duct tape usage! You can fix almost anything with duct tape, even duct tape!

[@jvasek2982]

did they ever stop filming new ones?

[@ursaltydog]

The world's largest popcorn popper.. :)

[@HarleyAverage]

all time favourites

[@abrahamsandwich4532]

Wonder if this Granada is Bill's too?

[@raywest3834]

"If your business isn't going down the drain, call Rothchild's." 💩

[@weldingandfab6484]

Worlds biggest popcorn machines xD

[@isaacdyer6556]

An interesting style of car that was. What brand of ford was that anyhow? LTD?

[@artstrader7954]

isaac Dyer, that is a Ford Granada. Had one. 1975. 302 C.I. V-8. Mercury had the Monarch (corporate twin) and Lincoln made a copy called the Versailles. They were good cars (for the time, anyway), fast (enough), comfy and quiet. The Granada, Monarch and Versailles were styled after the Mercedes Benz of the era, and were popular with car buyers who liked the German cars, but couldn't afford one. They had 'The Look'. Even the color-keyed hub caps on the FOMOCO trio resembled the hub caps found on the Mercedes to the 'T'. The Granada picked up the unfortunate nick name, 'Grenade'. Like to have one now! Happy new year!

[@cherias.4069]

😂So humurous!

[@aceboogie8986]

Doesnt the car in the thumbnail look like the shitmobile

[@officialclownbusiness7788]

ace boogie plot twist: Red is Ricky's real father.

[@zacprehn4628]

Red Green screen is powerful.

[@lawnbustersllc3910]

I think I'll try the cassette tape clock.

[@genearmfield5814]

Red green have been entertaining since I first saw the show and it seems that my friends and acquaintances are getting younger than my siblings and children because it seems that many of the the latest friends and acquaintances who missed out on Steve Smith got the idea that reality TV is simultaneously true enough to be offensive and yet entertaining enough to continue watching for more than one episode of whatever continuously CONjoined CONvoluted and CONfused faux comedy pseudo drama soap tragedy is being peddled as of possibly authentic care and concern about snookered vague and ambiguous generalized negativity with additionally individualised put downs that equate to Nothing

[@denworley16]

Good show Red

[@andythompson3528]

I’ve always wondered why a Canadian tv show would use the imperial system so much.

[@B10KPlaysGames]

The thumbnail kinda looks like it was shot from BeamNG.drive

[@rickkentner1713]

Funniest fuckin squash game ever!

[@KonaMark1]

Wow. Harold kind of minced his way into the scene, didn’t he?

[@still34u]

Keep your stick on the Ice! - Is it a Canadian thing, or is this where it came from?

[@plumbingstuffinoregon2471]

I'm pretty sure it's just a Canadian thing.

[@rephlex66]

I assume so. Coaches always say it to whomever is infront of the oppositions net in hockey.

[@1CloudKid]

it will stop to the sound of the wind i make!

[@aaronthompson3454]

Ever get the feeling that they dont time the Word game?lol there always running out of time

[@Dark_Mishra]

They say the contestants only get 30 seconds, but sometimes the guessing will run for over a minute.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

It’s all about that final, last ditch answer: it’s about the setup, not the game itself...the comedy is in the wrong guesses and the accidental answer

[@MyBlastoiseIsBigger]

Yeah, they stopped after episode 300ish I think

[@bluebear1985]

They actually stopped at 300 episodes exactly. Doing that many in fifteen seasons is pretty good.

[@celeste_2083]

Who in the world can come up with brain no damage flotation device

[@peterfredyma3257]

Racket ball and squash is it the same thing?????

[@garrettchiodo5708]

old timie humor is hard to find

[@garrettchiodo5708]

from my intelligent big sister,..i had to share this, hehehehe

[@garrykennedy5484]

Actually that's all I know. I hear it all the time.... Heard that one already!!! Not received well usually.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

That’s exactly what they’re doing: old time characters with classic gags on a tight budget

[@MarcusSchneidervlogs]

one way to stop your car for a lunch break,

[@davidmaclean9739]

This is better than MacGyver

[@garybrinker4522]

Is that or was a Ford Granada..?

[@rayjay5836]

yep

[@annirunaway]

I thought Patrick Mckenna is my age...but, no...

[@marlenerichardson2829]

😂😂

[@rogeliolopez2190]

That clock is honestly quite smart just not accurate