Food is Food! [Genshin Impact] | Comic Dub

[@RedVelvetVA]

This comic has no right to be this funny I can't-- ⭐️ discord.gg/2vkUnWq⭐️ ko-fi.com/redvelvetva ⭐️

[@calicobagels]

Well it does >:D

[@kannatheweeb8836]

It is

[@nonameworm69]

I have found myself in this comic Thank you

[@RedVelvetVA]

@@nonameworm69 I... congratulations? I'm happy for you, buddy.

[@nonameworm69]

@@RedVelvetVA I am not sure if you have misunderstod or not, but thank you I meant the mentality Everithing is food, even my family members, but they are for emergencies... eating humans is dangerous... you can get literal brainworms...and they taste bad I like to chew tho..

[@wolfsmane1728]

Xiangling would find the lost sibling instantly if you told her he/she were edible.

[@tea_books728]

Facts.

[@sabakunogaara9827]

"Top ten games that will end quickly if the mc is smart"

[@nauvalghaina8616]

Aether/lumine: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!

[@LeBornMajes]

she'll eat his sister

[@gfreemanua]

@@LeBornMajes , exactly, extrapolating the edibleness on the other sibling is the first thing that Xiangling wouldn`t forget to do even if she was dumb.

[@ripperded8089]

Xiangling: Ah! Help! My dinner is attacking me! Tartaglia and the rest of the Fatui: WUT?

[@Chad-bc9vi]

Lol yeahhh 😂😂

[@deyash4602]

YES i make this joke all the time when fighting hilichurls, fatui and treasure hoarders even sometimes the millaleth

[@gatwlf2854]

“Ah!, Help my dinner is attacking me!” *literally fighting a ruin guard*

[@aimalisapro123]

Ikr! I use Xiangling as a pyro support and I like fighting Childe a lot, (for the thrill) and she says is so often when fighting him I-

[@fou-kuntheadorablebeast4014]

She always hungry and able to eat every creature in her sight lol.

[@imnotfeelingluckytoday7929]

Xiangling: **Saying on Gordon Ramsay's voice** *its raw, absolutely hideous, have you even seasoned that left arm?*

[@tea_books728]

Just imagine Xiangling on Hell’s Kitchen for a second. Gordon: this is really good! What’s in it? Xiangling: essence of slime and extinct boar, with a side of silk flour.

[@ryanjoshuacalo9146]

Ahem...left *ahm*

[@felixsegg18]

@@tea_books728 I- XD

[@Genburthing]

Gordon is literally the opossite of Xiangling Gordon: ¡This is inedible! Xiangling: ¡EVERYTHING is edible!

[@joannamysluk8623]

@@tea_books728 Xiangling would make it even closer to hell. Pyro vision go brrrr...

[@Blackhart-7]

Willy Wonka agrees with this sentiment. "Everything is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism my children. And is in fact frowned upon in most societies."

[@DoubleRainbows667]

Yes

[@Lemuel928]

PAIMON,RUN!

[@Kazuhara531]

Willy Wonka Approves😂😂😂

[@ajb4230]

"most"

[@mizero7049]

@@ajb4230 i was about to say that

[@minshookie427]

*Xiangling getting hit by Treasure Hoarders/Fatui* Xiangling: "My dinner is attacking me!"

[@Spuds0the0Potato]

Whilst fighting human enemies Xiangling: my dinner is attacking me! Me: XIANGLING NO!

[@damiansaturday6788]

@@Spuds0the0Potato XINGLING YES!!!

[@luisbernales6336]

Childe:(walking back to Liyue Harbor after fighting a bunch of Hilichurls and Slimes) Childe:sees Xiangling fighting his subordinates Xiangling:my dinner's attacking me! Ajax:walks back nervously

[@Keplerite]

She has a voice line about wanting to cook Dvalin saying he'd make a big steak. 🤧 Wait until she sees the adpetus' in their animal forms, she'd probably wanna cook them into fowl and steak🙉

[@peacherisk1500]

me fighting hilichurls xiangling : "my dinner is attacking me!" me : w h a t ?

[@ghosty2548]

Rimuru: -Scared slime noises

[@Commedl]

Yabai desu ne

[@alomaaoki4028]

@@Commedl totemo

[@lyannelove7359]

That will be really though for him...

[@Hide____]

Nice

[@originalskyname125]

I bet Rimuru would eat her first

[@EmpressMononoke]

For a brief second, I thought this was going in a COMPLETELY different direction

[@terrahill4267]

im glad im not the only one

[@knweeb514]

I was expecting something with a lot more yuri

[@queeeeeeenn]

i wish it did

[@ganyx2768]

I wanted some yuri action

[@queeeeeeenn]

@@ganyx2768 same brother

[@Nathorama]

Xiangling's stomach was making the rumblies that only arms would satisfy.

[@killjoy4009]

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRLLL

[@timrohde6492]

@@killjoy4009 THAT KILLS PEOPLE

[@AGENT-nq3lj]

Orphan meat

[@myiangel6266]

Yesssss

[@hierophantgreen4964]

@@timrohde6492 KAAAAAAAAAAAARL

[@no_enerji]

“You can’t eat people... right?” “𝘐𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦?”

[@gameplaysat893]

Yes and im not taking part in it *well yes but really no*

[@infiru_ez4u2say]

and i took that personally 🤣🤣🤣

[@Isopodular]

commits YURIFICATION and CANNIBALISM

[@monolith9613]

Duh sure she can now RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

[@tobiferrer2339]

Keqing: You can't eat slimes! Zhongli: "Slurps on slimes" im sorry? Childe: "Crunches on starconch" what?

[@darxsaberzz]

starcrunch...

[@lnsflare1]

Mona: *dying of starvation*

[@rustknight8407]

Chongyun casually chewing a cor lapiz: sup!

[@beidou1925]

Anyone want some of my Noctilousous?

[@Noelleiscute]

I can imagine that in my head

[@ryuri7102]

Keqing: You can't eat a slime! Xiangling: Of course you can eat a slime! Zhongli: I agree! *needs slime to ascend*

[@gravoschaoshart5269]

Not to mention the Sugar-frosted slime Paimon made for Ningguang...

[@thaisgranda9213]

@@gravoschaoshart5269 I'm actually glad that the Jade Chamber got destroyed bc it would had been embarrasing.

[@gravoschaoshart5269]

@@thaisgranda9213 Why is that?

[@thaisgranda9213]

@@gravoschaoshart5269 the present that Paimon made for Ninguangg was embarrasing and also could be considered as an insult

[@babybrush7448]

Xiao also agrees

[@NeinKyori]

Keqing: "You're not supposed to take it literally" Me: Wait, so how did you want her to take it?

[@Hayachi-v2r]

The Different(Yuri) way of course 😷😳😏

[@devilspygaming4493]

@@Hayachi-v2r xD

[@ghouldrago360]

Oh you innocent child

[@AGENT-nq3lj]

Xiangling getting attacked by the fatui and treasure hoarder's: Ah! Help my dinner is attacking me Fatui and treasure hoarder's: ಠ_ಠ

[@damiansaturday6788]

Fuck this I'm out

[@luisbernales6336]

Childe when he sees her after a fight:😐

[@Keplerite]

Andrius fight Xiangling: help my dinner is attacking me Andrius: excuse me???

[@errorcode9542]

She would probably just get a big one pronged fork and say "Thanks to the gods for this meal I'm about to have "

[@fraincross8644]

Truly starvation makes people desperate. Maybe we should have gotten Paimon instead. Also, can't they use those teleporters to get food back at Monstandt or perhaps Liyue...

[@tea_books728]

Tru

[@lllppeverywhere]

Iirc, lore-wise, only Traveler knows how to use the Teleporters. People in Teyvat only regards it as one of the things left behind by the old civilization.

[@tea_books728]

@@lllppeverywhere ty for clearinf that up

[@thewatcher8215]

@@lllppeverywhere Ohhhhhhhh

[@hanaru_ka]

you can literally see that from the info clicking on a teleporter gives you

[@thomgames8142]

fun fact: if xiangling got hit by a treasure thief she says "help the dinner is attacking me"

[@ladyazura6525]

No, just in general if she gets hit she might say that.

[@Bindaza]

Xiangling: Everything is edible! *Xiangling starts to eat our primogems*

[@annapotat0987]

isnt she a free character i got her yesterday by beating spirak abbys floor 3-3

[@MrBangijal]

@@annapotat0987 yes, but if you want her constellations...

[@willow_song2596]

I mean *spoilers*: We fed a slime with sugar on it to one of the most powerful and richest women in all of Teyvat as a visitation gift to her palace.

[@Delta-tx2wr]

Ah yes, I remember that quest

[@atharvakpatil]

ningguang (probably) : tf is this?

[@rusdanibudiwicaksono1879]

@@atharvakpatil "The nerve, giving such atrocius gift to Tianquan-" "Yes, need a little bit salt." "-Wait, what?"

[@annapotat0987]

pretty sure she liked it because the slime condensant is *delicious*

[@LOREWITHBLAZER]

YURIFICATION

[@Jojowa-tb5uz]

Keqing definitely thought it was developing that way until, Xiangling started to actually bite her arm.

[@redxd7108]

Almost there😂

[@carcas3d]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b4rbpZKKnbhnnNE

[@killjoy4009]

@@carcas3d my man

[@earendurvoneinzbern7585]

It probably still is, vore is a thing.

[@kkays]

i imagine that one day Xiangling will be a cannibal.

[@zakys.g2270]

Just like the head maid from dawn winery?

[@squee-g1658]

@@zakys.g2270 ...wait what?

[@zakys.g2270]

@@squee-g1658 idk how to explain it cause my english is really bad

[@zakys.g2270]

@@squee-g1658 but you can talk to the other two maids and they will tell you about the "missing guest"

[@zakys.g2270]

@@squee-g1658 and yeah try to visit her at nighttime and she'll give you honey sticky roast

[@ceewe988]

0:21 Paimon being the emergency food that she is

[@m4sherman375]

Xianglings lines can be really disturbing. Especially when your fighting treasure hoarders and she says her dinner is attacking her.

[@RuggedPanther]

I main her and after a time you get used to it. Can't say if that's a good thing though...

[@hourless1211]

Xiangling: HELP MY DINNER IS ATTACKING ME! Treasure Horders: wut?! Xiangling: did I stutter?!

[@uknowncommenter3484]

Aether: so why do I need to bail you out of prison? Xiangling: please just get over here

[@chemdinospace4773]

Me looking at this: Electro Hypostasis Dessert Ruin Guard Soup I've lost my appetite for dinner mom

[@victorsmith4975]

Treasure hoard-

[@ShiraFuyu2022]

Xiangling and Soma would get along very nicely. I'm thinking of Slime Coated Squid with Peanut Butter Sauce

[@RedVelvetVA]

Funnily enough, grilled peanut butter squid is an actual snack/street food they sell in some places, like Korea.

[@x8104]

@@lunarian3062 of course

[@b9llb9ka15]

Interesting

[@silvaquick193]

Fun fact: Soma is in the game, in the form of Guardian Yaksha

[@Tofublob]

Yeah... Thats a combo you'd want to see but also not....

[@morax4765]

"If its edible it means it can be eaten" Hmm yes this floor is made of floor

[@raidenshogun6425]

Humans are made out of humans

[@Breedable_Bread]

Humans brain are made with sandbox that we used to played with

[@ronanjager3829]

Just like Paimon.

[@TsuZakiYa]

"That took a turn quick." "And another turn even quicker."

[@shremp69]

Everything: exists Xiangling: *Reality can be whatever i want.*

[@izzymatics2946]

Now whenever I have Keqing and Xianling in my party I'll remember this comic ol

[@melody-sg8ic]

Xiangling is like a mix of bear grylls + gordon ramsay

[@lunatic-k5209]

Beardon Ramgrylls

[@sunlitkay]

lunime: hey xiangling aether is edible if you could find him we could eat him, just show me first xiangling: oh really? Ill be back xiangling: here he is lunime: RUN AETHER RUN

[@Tofublob]

Why does almost everyone choose lumine over aether ╱(•`ˇ`•)╲

[@Merc943]

@@Tofublob Yeah Aether is the canon protagonist in both manga and trailers. I think people choose her only because they want to make her a waifu.

[@Tofublob]

@@Merc943 o i guess that makes sense (even if he wasnt the canon protag i would pick him)

[@procrastinating6702]

@@Merc943 actually both Lumine and Aether are the MC but problem is we have to pick One MC to find other Sibling MC but they find that their other sibling is ruling the Abyss. So in Conclusion Aether is not Canon MC nor Lumine is the Canon Antagonist

[@3takoyakis]

The dialogue option really feels like aether the true MC That boring eyes because stuck on another world without power

[@MasterOfHelium]

Keqing: You can't eat people, right? Xianling: *Y U R I F I C A T I O N*

[@dy7296]

Xiangling: If it breathes, it's a FOOODD!!!

[@GrowingWildKale]

Noice

[@Haru-rs2su]

My my Keqing, expecting the other meaning of the word? Love her voice btw so perfect for her

[@0.0_39]

Keqing: Your not supposed to take it literally! *So was she expecting and wanting something else?*

[@Bronze_Age_Sea_Person]

Keqing: You can’t eat people, right? Xiangling: Yes you can *They had lots of fun in spiral abyss afterwards*

[@bcjmythical9576]

The rest of the team being obliterated by the enemies: OI THE ONLY THING WE F---ING ARE THESE GUARDS! Wait no that's not what I meant-

[@januspabrua3769]

Xiangling: Oh no! My dinner’s attacking me! Fatui fighting her: Nani?

[@HACSSuperbMiner]

0:45 I thought they were gonna kiss for a second lol

[@queeeeeeenn]

same i got really excited for a moment

[@The_Scrunkly]

Xlingling: *EVERYTHING. CAN. EATEN.*

[@gustofgood4257]

"If its edible it means it can be eaten" ....getting some serious 'people die when they are killed' energy

[@Vlizzurd]

*Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right*

[@babystay7340]

XIANGLING is the 2nd weirdo 😭 1. Hu Tao 2. Xiangling

[@GrowingWildKale]

Xiangling: Food Is Food Keqing: Jail is Jail Me: and Venti is drunk 😃

[@devilspygaming4493]

Ah yes that alcoholic leprechaun venti

[@no-kc3nq]

The fact I did the xiangling quest with Keqing makes this so much better.

[@Bob-Barian]

And this is why Xiangling is one of my favourite characters

[@saltyfishface4618]

The fact that even Paimon's adopted Xianling's habit for making and eating weird things(see: the sugar frosted slime) makes this much more interesting to me

[@aetherbersarius2289]

0:46 Xiangling x Kequing, now that's the stuff. Let put this into my yuri collection.😎😎

[@iskandar3688]

Yuri Genshin ✨♥️😆

[@queeeeeeenn]

I have so many yuri ships i need several cargo ships to contain them all

[@carminefratto6815]

Oh fuck ye thats some goooood stuff

[@vanyacallista7092]

*casually googles their age*

[@victorsmith4975]

0:49

[@arlo9754]

she predicted the moonchase festival

[@fbi820]

0:45 it has us in the first half ngl

[@awing6819]

"You can't eat people right?" My last four brain cells, "in terms of maturity we have no maturity."

[@awing6819]

This isn't an original comment, can't find who actually made it but props to them

[@Mr.Fenryck]

If I get Keqing without her left arm, Xiangling will be in trouble. Update: Her arm is intact, and she's 100% fine. Xiangling did not eat it. Now I'm just scared to put them in a party together.

[@nathanielromana3779]

Xiangling the abnormal chef is back in 2.1 I'm actually really excited cuz 2.1 genshin update is on September 1

[@muhammadsoleh4725]

Marvel: Deadpool kills the universe DC: Darkseid kills the universe Genshin: Xiangling kills the universe

[@neroblack2704]

"Xiangling eats the universe"*

[@haosaglotas7136]

xiangling be like: whatever it is, it can be made into food

[@sixthhaven4409]

Me: Wait wheres my arm? Xiangling: *Looks up with my arm in her mouth* Me: Drop it. Xiangling: *Angry Xiangling noises*

[@eemono]

Xiangling:"If it's edible, it means it can be eaten!" *ah yes, the floor is made out of floor*

[@GrowingWildKale]

Delectable

[@v.emiltheii-nd.8094]

2 Scorpio waifus in their natural habitat.

[@eggsbennedit6373]

Keqing: you can't eat people Xiangling: and I take that personally

[@bauhiniafolia9673]

In fact, alive human taste better than the dead one, right xiangling?

[@dy7296]

"If it's edible, it means it can be eaten." *Before I killed the rabbits, there were still rabbits*

[@ivanbluecool]

Xuanling:If you cook it well enough it's edible. Ruin guards: ELIMINATE xuanling: perfect. (1 hour later) Xuanling:come and get your ruin guard soup. Made with extra iron. Ruin guard:HELP keqing:.....(runs away) Aether:(looks at her legs) such good food

[@erenesqandarrazor8706]

Is no one gonna talk how amazing the voice acting is...no...okay :')

[@callofhaloinfinite6336]

Millelith, Open Up!

[@dorkymee]

No wonder why xiangling and conny have the same voice actors.

[@procrastinating6702]

oh dear don't bring that up again

[@compton_cranchy8922]

I cant be the only one what was thinking...you know what i mean

[@RedVelvetVA]

If the comments section are something to go by, definitely not just you haha

[@MakeSomeNoiseForNoisyBoy]

Keqing: You can't eat slimes for breakfast! Me: *BOI I EAT SLIMES FOR BREAKFAST*

[@zhonglipillar3966]

0:45 thougth that was goning in a other way

[@venti1560]

Morax no-

[@devilspygaming4493]

@@venti1560 shhh let him be

[@memester9956]

I just love how when xiangling said "when it's edible it can be eaten!" Paimon is there after all she is emergency food XD

[@o0Cheator0o]

I saw that last part going differently in my mind.

[@queeeeeeenn]

i wish it did go that way

[@catchonk18]

“YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT LITERALLY” then what were you thinking huh? Keqing

[@MysteryGuradian]

Bruh

[@sandalphoncpu]

18+ Doujin artists: it’s a free real estate

[@silverseedva]

Why are the voices so fittingly spot-on I’m-

[@ayushkumarsingh147]

That Naruto OST in background, I love it!

[@RedVelvetVA]

It fits a little too well haha

[@ayushkumarsingh147]

@@RedVelvetVA Yup, for some reason I find it relaxing and it's very nostalgic too. 😌

[@NotaPlayer4521]

"Food is food" "Ah floor made of floor"

[@x8104]

anything is edible is it not? also what is this "yuri" you guys are talking about?

[@HyeinBiggestfan]

HOLY SHIT DONT BRING THAT UP

[@HyeinBiggestfan]

OR ELSE THEY WILL COME

[@Haru-rs2su]

Lillies, yuri is japanese for lillies.

[@carminefratto6815]

Yuri means Girl x Girl

[@xCyl39]

Don't worry it's nothing

[@christmasitto1884]

*YURIFICATION, YURIFICATION, YURIFICA-*

[@elknolasshrineofraja3966]

🌸😹You should know by now Keqing that there is nothing Xiangling cannot cook. Sarcasm is most missed on her😹🌸

[@clarissanoels3351]

“ Anything can be eaten. Even if you say No... -Laughter. “

[@veilousdrift8010]

A man of culture I see. Sasuga~

[@Aether_W]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@shahrimanabkadir2653]

Stop reeeing aether just stop and go countinue finding your sister

[@lumine.1177]

🤣🤣

[@shahrimanabkadir2653]

@@lumine.1177 lumine can you help youre brother?

[@Aether_W]

@@shahrimanabkadir2653 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@shahrimanabkadir2653]

@@Aether_W LUMINE CAN YOU HELP YOUR BROTHER HES REEEING TO MUCH!

[@veryveryneonneo]

“Anything is edible!” Paimon: *oh god*

[@ducks.-dontwatchmyvideos.1990]

Xiangling: Everything is edible! Me:… I’m pretty sure that a sword isn’t… and glass… u sure Xiangling? And hair and electric stuff and… teeth

[@lanceducusin4696]

The fact that I use both of them regularly makes it funnier!😂

[@lumine7663]

speed

[@chiakiexe]

spEEd

[@hritiksingh5092]

Speed

[@devilspygaming4493]

Wait you can eat speed

[@NobodyDungeons]

And Keqing was never seen or hear from again on a less grim note Xiangling has come up with a brand new dish, and the word around is that it is to die for.

[@yoshibutkagekira7899]

No wonder dog populations in mondstadt is gone, She ate them all.

[@vid_save]

The “no” at the end Im in TEARS

[@GenshinWalnut]

Keqing is basically older sister that think logics and something like that. Meanwhile, Xiangling is like your little sister that always has alpha imagination.

[@larhettenemenzo5905]

Why she sound like one of those characters that are about to die in yandere simulator

[@cristianfilip2448]

i thought about something else. I have a dirty mind

[@MiroKono]

*THE VERY HUNGRY XIANGLING*

[@ArtificialHuman1]

i like how paimon is in the edible section, nice emergency food

[@martintruong2428]

panel 8 was ara ara until panel 9

[@REALmyenemy]

Paimon loves eating slime food, but if they talked about it, Xiangling would actually cook Paimon: Flying food talking about food... - Xiangling's mind.

[@darkicetemplar8084]

In the 0:45 When Xiangling say that she can eat People, it reminds me Kurumi Tokisaki Kurumi Tokisaki likes to eat People

[@Yokota-Yori]

Xiang ling: Everything is edible. Paimon be like:I said I am not emergency food!

[@soap1443]

*bites arm* YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO TAKE THAT LITTERALY-

[@ffireworkks]

Xiangling: Everything is edible! Me: **eats grass** My characters: *What the hell are you doing?*

[@GrowingWildKale]

Delicious grass 0>0

[@amoradayton]

Xiangling cooking is equivalent to Hatsume Mei inventing

[@redact5313]

Keqing: There are some things you can’t eat Xiangling: You’re just not open to the possibilities

[@motivated4500]

"You aren't supposed to do it literally!" from the given context keqing expected something else