Star Trek ~ 12XII Padawan~Learning~Node~Module

[@Soundwave3591]

5:35 "The Force is with you, Young Kirk. But you are not a Captain yet." You CANNOT convince me that isn't meant to parallel the scene in Star Wars....

[@emperorconstantine1.361]

You have a good point there, young padawan.

[@inesdemarqui7341]

Ele é e sempre será o capitão, lindo.

[@AlasdairGR]

"There shouldn't be a soul in sight" Way to go, Scotty

[@tinamoul]

Obviously there was no common sense in the ship design

[@magetaaaaaa]

This was so awesome. I saw this like three times in theaters when it came out.

[@gg5115]

I think this might have been the best ST movie, even better than (og) Wrath of Khan. It was new and exciting and very retro, and Abrams took advantage of the ST universe like very few other ST storytellers have. The villain and end plot are a bit weak, but that is okay here because the main plot is simply Star Trek, and it works well. You only get one free movie like that in a series unfortunately.

[@theodorethompson4536]

I mean its kewl and all but you ever heard of sex? Lol

[@gravexx_]

The warp effects are way better than any Star Wars ones you actually get the feeling of space

[@somebuddyX]

4:14 I can't watch this scene seriously without thinking of the outtakes :D

[@iamanevutable981]

Two people: *kiss* Jim: *hears first name*

[@whiskeyfur]

I love that... "If there's any common sense in the design of the enemy ship, I'll put you down on the cargo bay.. there shouldn't be an enemy in sight." Whoops

[@DrewSavo]

John Walker II the only thing that would have made that scene perfect would be if, just before the shooting starts, Kirk shouts ‘Dammit,Scotty!’

[@bemasaberwyn55]

@@DrewSavo I half expected a CARGO BAY MY ASS

[@LarryAmakerIII]

5:43 I laughed WAY TOO HARD at that moment

[@mrlokalist]

04:23 at this moment the friendship reached a new point when Spock called Kirk Jim

[@Acmecaboose]

“Your species is even weaker than I thought.” “At least we’re smarter than you.” *zap*

[@MMuraseofSandvich]

"Mmmffthmm yr gmmf." "What?" "I got your gun."

[@BriqWall]

If you know his face from Earth's history then you know he will win. 🤔

[@joeytaylor1021]

History can’t repeat because of Nero’s presence

[@BriqWall]

@@joeytaylor1021 the paradox cancels itself out.

[@ellepenne6397]

"Shouldnt be a soul in sight" *is literally surrounded*

[@madaranarakuterminatorvege7556]

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[@timothybird5817]

The one thing about the Kelvinverse warp systems, is that it reminds me of the old goldkey comics. The warp drive seemed to be very similar. Thrust from the nacelles to go to warp.

[@Drimirin]

"I hereby confiscate this illegally obtained ship and order you to surrender your vessel, no terms." Is one of the most badass lines ever delivered, cold as ice. Spock was 100% morally and legally correct and spelled it out to Nero in no uncertain terms.

[@Sunny105121]

4:45 "Fascinating". To me that really does sound like Leonard Nimoy rather than Zachary Quinto.

[@shealupkes]

Yes but has leonard done it with a goofy Irish accent

[@ashes2steel]

I just love that it's an automatic swivel chair that spurs this remark

[@gg5115]

Spock was practically my father figure growing up, and I deem Mr's Quinto's performance satisfactory.

[@natepeace1737]

I get goosebumps when he says fascinating!

[@eminosose]

01:33 Fun Fact: The first Romulan on screen is Spock’s (Zachary Quinto) real brother.

[@chicagogalaxy670]

That’s a cool looking ship Spock has

[@zacharyjohnson6453]

Idk if any of y'all have pointed this out.. but the man sitting next to Simon Pegg in The Transpoter Room, is James Doohan's son Chris Doohan 🖖

[@cyclopstb]

According to ST: Countdown, the Jellyfish ship was invented by Geordi LaForge(TNG) in his retirement from Starfleet.

[@freelanceryuu]

SAY WHAT

[@Fireeater-rl4ep]

7:40. You are the one, Nero. I've spent my entire life looking for you.

[@kellyweingart3692]

“I got your gun”

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Fire everything!”

[@jonathanweaver5310]

My question is where is Starfleet’s Earth Home Defense Fleet

[@theAverageJoe25]

Jonathan Weaver I think the fleet that warped to Vulcan and got destroyed by the narada was the Home defense fleet

[@perrycarters3113]

That's something that always baffled me about Star Trek; the seeming complete and utter lack of a military presence in their own space. In "Into Darkness", the Vengeance and Enterprise end up near the Moon and have their hours-long standoff after repeated weapons fire, and not a single ship was sent to investigate, meaning there was literally zero detection/response methods. Does that not mean that literally any military vessel could warp right on top of Earth and bombard it from orbit? There's so much discussion of tension and possibilities of war, but there's literally zero military presence around the capital planet of Star Fleet in a universe where warp travel means an enemy force could drop in from almost anywhere in minutes. I actually understand why Marcus believes they need to be more prepared for war. Two ships plummeted from the moon and almost on top of Star Fleet HQ with literally 0 options presented to stop it from happening or investigate the matter in the estimated half hour or so it took from when they first dropped out of warp. That'd be like today if someone hijacked an airplane in New Jersey and managed to crash it into the Pentagon, with the only warning being when people *see the plane approaching*. In reality, that plane would be contacted within 60 seconds of being hijacked, with military fighters scrambled within 3-5 minutes while anti-air defences lock on to it. Once the plane is deemed either hostile or nonresponsive, it'll get blown out of the sky way way WAYYY before reaching the Pentagon. That sort of an underprepared military just wouldn't be feasible.

[@Commander_Shepard.]

@@perrycarters3113 Star Trek is just stupid when it comes to battles. Star wars is waaaay better.

[@napalmkitty6686]

@@perrycarters3113 that would have been swell in 2001

[@perrycarters3113]

@@napalmkitty6686 2001 is the biggest reason this is the case these days. Countries don't fuck around when it comes to large unresponsive/hijacked aircraft anymore; they know it's better to blow it out of the sky and have debris rain down than it is to have them crash into their target. If someone took a plane hostage and demanded ransom, the first thing they'd do is ask them to put the plane over water or a large, uninhabited area, to make sure that if they either shoot it down or the hostage taker decides to crash it, the resultant crash only kills the passengers.

[@TheJohnny50000]

1:06 Kirk is asking himself are those two dating ?? Now I have to watch the remake movies to find out what is going on here.

[@gg5115]

This one, the first new one, was really good.

[@probitionate]

Kirk: Concussion Protocol never in effect.

[@ThemouchedudeRoxull]

8:14 is it me or do I like the sound of thag

[@brianjlevine]

Uh, Vulcans kiss with their hands...oh yeah...JJ.

[@TimberlakeTigerGirl]

Did you forget about the Vulcan mind meld?

[@DarthMorl]

Scotty beaming them to the wrong areal gives me Benji-Vibes😂.

[@ignaciociloy7252]

The jellyfish spaceship is my favorite

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Love how the computer responds to spock like Gideon to barry in the flash.

[@MIDI_Player_Kion]

1:35 3:38 when I was a kid I like this movie a lot I was thinking about I was in the movie and they were arguing and now they fighting and thinking about it’s lagging

[@buster730]

At 0:51 I thought Spock said thank you noodle

[@inxj5915]

You do realize that Padawan is Star Wars. Ensign is Star Trek

[@Lotiel03]

Before Jim told him Good Luck i was like: now kiss (I couldn’t help it haha)

[@djargus]

If this ship was from the prime universe and had Romulan weapons of the time period, their disruptors would be beam and not pulse (same with the Starfleet phasers too, also those phasers wouldn't just have "stun/kill" as their settings but also disintegrate).

[@iceomistar4302]

Exactly, JJ Abrams and his writing team obviously didn't do much homework.

[@magatrone100]

It’s a mining ship. Maybe if it were a military ship of the empire.

[@djackson4657]

J J did not do any homework,he confused Star Trek with Star Wars,he said he did not understand Star Trek

[@theAverageJoe25]

djargus it’s from a different timeline for starters also those are pulse phasers so they are a Star Trek technology also it’s s damn movie stop bitching so much

[@EGRJ]

It's a mining ship upgraded with Borg tech. Who knows what they'd have as standard?

[@thorminator35]

7:41 Nero made the landing - 8:43 kirk didn’t made the landing

[@brucekaraus7330]

An advanced Vulcan ship from the future and it fires...shells? No phasers, lasers, plasma or disruptors. Shells, tracers at that.

[@kehreazerith3016]

I'm pretty sure those are plasma or some sort of energy based weapon based on how it melted metal as he shot his way out of the ship

[@spadesofpaintstudios1719]

Given it’s a red matter ship there’s a good chance that they didn’t arm it much

[@dutchboy9273]

Those romulans must have been taught how to shoot by Storm Troopers

[@munkykng416]

i like how there are zero planetary defenses on earth and zero planetary defense on vulcan. every other ship just happened to be out of range. people scramble out of starfleet headquarters at stare at the giant beam drilling into earth instead of maybe going to battle stations? this mining ship is armed to the teeth and moves like the death star. was it ever cloaked during this movie? being from the future couldn't have been that much of an advantage, could it? like maybe a few hundred years, sure, but less than a century, IDK man.

[@munkykng416]

Also, FEDERATION OF PLANETS!! Aren't there any joint fleet operations?

[@trebot9292266]

@@munkykng416 when it can take weeks to move from sector to sector help is not always super close. The mining ship only needed a short while to destroy a planet.

[@joeytaylor1021]

Nero need Pike to disable Earth’s defenses. That’s why he gave him the bug from Wrath of Khan

[@YggdrasilAudio]

Nero tortured Pike for information needed to disable Earth's defenses, also it makes sense that The Narada wouldn't have any cloaking technology, seeing how it is not a military/exlporing vessel, but a mining ship that wouldn't really be needing that type of technology to begin with. Now Into Darkness on the other hand...that movie had no explanation for why no one would come to the Enterprise's aid, though I suppose Marcus could have the surveillance working for him or something.

[@EGRJ]

...Why would the HQ have battle stations? Security guards, yes, but what could they do against that ship? Do you think the Pentagon had battle stations on 9/11?

[@lrmcatspaw1]

First movie: Spoooook! Seocnd movie: KHAAAAAAN! Third movie: ?

[@nighthasfallen456]

Third movie: Sabotaaaaaaage!

[@XGNShorty]

Third movie: Discovery Sucks!!!

[@LostNbound]

I'm sorry, but Jim should've had some serious trachea issues after this movie. How times did he get choked by being much stronger then humans?

[@georgeterrill7279]

9:15 ...Han solo took notes

[@zionheart-001]

george terrill and they didn't help at all.

[@joeytaylor1021]

george terrill funny, same director

[@eduardomagana3858]

4:44 He said the thing

[@michaelsoland3293]

Wouldn't at least 1 jet fighter or whatever was in use by that time be used to attack the weapons chain like Spock did at 7:00 lol

[@joeytaylor1021]

Michael Soland it was like Scotty’s comment in the middle of the movie I can’t remember what it is like hitting something 1 to billion or something

[@Spock4771]

I thought that because the ship was from a different time the drill was so advanced that it disabled the ships small aircrafts wouldn’t have worked the only reason Spock ship worked was because it was from the same time as the enemy’s

[@carlosalfredocalderonmarte124]

0:51 y 1:30 Y SEGUIMOS CON EL REGGAETON, EN SPOCK (es poc-o) TENEMOS A DADDY YANKEE CON SU CLÁSICO CORTE DE PELO

[@reichlinsmall9765]

So much for Vulcans not believing in time travel! 4:03

[@kethvelo]

Attention Cadets, this is a Drill

[@theAverageJoe25]

kethvelo I see what you did there

[@spockvskhan4561]

If the Romulan is dead -a mind meld is impossible. They were not shooting to stun!.

[@Spock4771]

If you watch Kirk real close he switches it from kill to stun

[@spockvskhan4561]

@@Spock4771 so which is which then? And where is that established in the script or actual movie?

[@Spock4771]

@@spockvskhan4561 blue is stun red is kill

[@tbush6657]

unless he was stunning everyone else, and killing the one guy he needed alive

[@HarPlayer]

That's NOT the cargo Bay. Im guessing!!!!!!😃😃😃😃😃😃

[@johnchen3]

Your think after they invented warp drive, they would have a better way of capturing intruders.

[@scottmatheson3346]

You might think the existence of transporter technology would allow them to teleport intruders directly into the brig, or out into the vacuum of space, rather than having to fight them off manually.

[@spartan120_3]

@@scottmatheson3346 LMAO

[@michaelmilburn9638]

How is it, that Earth has no defenses?

[@lisamaitland157]

this is JJ's world = don't forget shields don't work ever :)

[@Acmecaboose]

Lisa maitland we’re also talking about a ship from the future with advanced weapons. A single one of those torpedoes is probably enough to overwhelm a ship’s shields.

[@lisamaitland157]

@@Acmecaboose Unless the torpedo was transphasic It would have hit the shield. No one is saying the first impact would not drop the shield. ... yet it would make contact with it. I've notice in all the star trek jj's the shields never work. not just the first movie. So why raise them, you better off Full power dump into the weapons system and impulse.

[@joeytaylor1021]

Michael Milburn They did, Nero shut down the defenses, that’s why he needed Pike, he wanted to disable them so he can “peacefully” drill to the core of the earth

[@kethvelo]

Now Nero wants to be Cupcake, just another drunken brawler eh?

[@HarPlayer]

they got rid of the eye in the 24th century O'Brain didn't have that and Worf

[@nickjonas2516]

When sulu says there name kirk at spock are on their own now

[@tokusaturider2559]

Didn’t they teach how to run away from giant space lasers in Star Fleet?! Why did they all run towards it?!

[@beverlyanne5699]

The only way to stop an enemy live fire is to duck & cover to avert impact, but we advance with extreme prejudice.

[@beverlyanne5699]

The only way to stop an enemy live fire is to duck & cover to avert impact, but we advance with extreme prejudice.

[@cristopherhartsock5407]

What annoys me about this movie isn't the story or timelines etc...it's the writing. Like when Kirk made Spock step down as acting captain he told the crew that Spock had "resigned his commission" which would mean Spock had resigned from Starfleet...or in this scene when Spock asks the computer about its manufacturing origin and it said "Stardate 2387" That's not a stardate at all it's a year.

[@robertballasty395]

Yes, laziness or bad writing or thinking they had to write differently for the movie audience as opposed to tv... 2387 would be about the correct year, though. The idea was that the 24th Century events that led to the destruction of Romulus and to Nero & old Spock falling through time came several years after the 2363-to-late 2370s events of TNG, DS9, VOY, & four movies. If Season 1 TNG was year 2363 and stardates 41xxx, then year 2387 would be stardates 65xxx.

[@e1m174]

"The statistical likelihood this plan will succeed is less than 4.3%" How would you even begin to quantify that? God dammit JJ, he's a Vulcan not a robot.

[@julianaylor4351]

Romulan ship was open plan? 😁

[@ZantherStone]

"I know your face. From Earth's history". "Actually, I am familiar with history, captain. And if I'm not too much mistaken, you're DEAD." eeeeverybody knows Kirk.... kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2KYnJarmrJmhck

[@jangtheconqueror]

How does Nero know that George Kirk was captain of the USS Kelvin?

[@k.o.g5150]

Cos he blew up the kelvin

[@DaveyFarha]

I swear at 7:31 he says FUCK!!!!

[@adamnqueen3644]

David casmero he said Spock, but I can understand where you're coming from though

[@edicus_18moffett57]

What’s the red and blue beams for?

[@TimberlakeTigerGirl]

Red is set to kill; blue is set to stun

[@carlosalfredocalderonmarte124]

4:41 y allí el ULTRA ULTRA FUTURISTA Spock, NO SE SI DAN CUENTA DE COMO SE VE ESE MUNDO TAAAAAAAAAAN DIFERENTE A LA TIERRA, PERO ASI AUN ES MI RAZONAMIENTO ALIENÍGENA Y ALGUNA VEZ FUE EL 1° ALIENÍGENA EN ESTAS COSAS

[@notsure6665]

hes like this isnt where i parked my stepdads car

[@toxichammertoe8696]

This was the only thing I thought was stupid Spock was in a relationship with her

[@nathanrock8107]

"I'll be monitoring your frequency", future sex talk right there haha.

[@manuelsanchez9061]

Mr zulu tiene ud el ojette como la bandera del Japon. Yes sire

[@pengusahabadabes]

There is no Air Defense on Earth to sabotage the Narada drill ?? wait for Spock to destroy it

[@joeytaylor1021]

Nero needed Pike to disable Earth’s defenses, that’s why he gave him the bug from Wrath of Khan

[@nongjude]

WTF SPOCK YOUR EYES AT 4:56 XD

[@andikakurniawan5981]

What's name of spock starship in this clip?

[@freelanceryuu]

The Jellyfish

[@tonray9395]

Spock getting freaky with Zoe Saldana ? WTF...is this a parallel universe episode ?

[@reichlinsmall9765]

Since there are *two Spocks* , this could be considered an alternate timeline. In essence, a new universe.

[@djackson4657]

that would never happen

[@terryprideaux]

Jimmy Doohans son is sitting next to Scotty.

[@notsoinvisiblelibra]

I have no comment on the matter😂😂😂😂

[@randomguy56789]

8:50

[@varnaksingh]

1:30 I hear insha'Allah.... Lol

[@sabercarsang3268]

Yoooooo where are these guys from

[@albertmorris4889]

"Padawan"? Wrong franchise!

[@HarPlayer]

WHOA Spock getting frisky on the transporter pad ( Beaming down with a H$%D ON when they materialize you think he still has a H.O.?that's a first isn't there a rule about that in Star Fleet Regulations

[@LittleghOstGreen]

*pew* *pew*

[@jeremykiahsobyk102]

NO SPAAAHk!

[@shopsshire9282]

Darn Kelvin timeline

[@mikemcleod346]

I can't get past scottie's overdone accent. There go my pips.

[@tonray9395]

Yeah...asking him to sound like a real Scot was something of a Mission Impossible

[@NS-eg8lq]

9:08 니 총좀 쓰려고

[@colepetrik9867]

FUUUUUUUUUCK! SPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!

[@yvonnechabassol6735]

Agreed

[@ceriedwards991]

Ummm Padawan is a Star Wars. Jedi thing NOT Star Trek

[@TheNueKid4]

this spock talks to much, while prime spock is good at choosing his words and actions ;)

[@harshanand12w39]

8:14

[@shorngilerhand1800]

thumbs down back ground music

[@T.H.U.G]

spock ruined with 1 scene

[@edicus1899]

Which one did he ruin?

[@T.H.U.G]

@@edicus1899 the kissing scene, it was so unspock

[@Paradoxicon999]

Weak video with a few good moments. Ripped off the Beatles with the last chord of "a day in the life". That was f***** up.

[@shorngilerhand1800]

thumbs down background music

[@XGNShorty]

The background music is part of the movie.

[@spartan120_3]

@@XGNShorty Indeed

[@shorngilerhand1800]

singing thumbs down

[@Supersquigi]

They could easily..... .....EASILY.... find a replacement for Anton yelchin.... Prolly a better one too at this point with genetic engineering n shit....... And.... I AIN'T TALKING ABOUT IN UNIVERSE NEITHER......... Y not make another start Trek????.... Shit reason not too...... God BLESS ......

[@Supersquigi]

As a side note ....... WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK...... IS THIS VIDEO TITLE...... GARBAGE AS FUCK.....

[@xadam2dudex]

PS when Scotty said there shouldn't be a soul in sight you knew what was coming ! Ok how does a ship get that close to Earth without being detected and without the planetary defense system being active ? Makes no sense

[@trebot9292266]

Starfleet is alway ALWAYS portrayed as arrogant. They never thing they're capable of being in the firing range.

[@sharonerigonia2917]

Possible that a ship from the future has advanced cloaking/radar blocking/signal interference capabilities of some sort?

[@xadam2dudex]

Ok that was just stupid Spock and Uhura on the teleported ... "GET TO YOUR DAMN POST UHURA !! THIS ISNT THE LOVE BOAT !!"

[@xadam2dudex]

I didn't like the Spock romance it was not in character with his history .. Why did they do this ?