"If they don't want to be eaten, then why are they made of meat?" -- Reggie, Turning Point Cannibal Plains
@yourmum256 Жыл бұрын
Curious
@ZeroFormLak Жыл бұрын
Truly high brain thinking
@bearsatwar8590 Жыл бұрын
REAL?!??!?🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥
@treyflorek8592 Жыл бұрын
Fr
@Kneejair Жыл бұрын
Wise 🦉
@rocksacop213 Жыл бұрын
Not only did you adopt the British’s meat shield tactics, but you also got an entire country addicted to opiates like a true Brit
@boop3259 Жыл бұрын
Cocaine is far from being an opiate
@nhoj4375 Жыл бұрын
What a based comment
@VARIMO Жыл бұрын
This has to be by far the best synopsis!! ✨👌🏾✨
@vonfaustien3957 Жыл бұрын
To be fair China got Britain addicted to tea. Turning the empire unto a drug cartel was the only way to recoup the money they were spending on mass consumption of leaf juice.
@jessehunter362 Жыл бұрын
and their cannibalism!
@pillowmage4703 Жыл бұрын
Love how you evolved from laser turrets to colonial weaponry
@ReggieGames Жыл бұрын
My tech tree is a mess
@clownofwar Жыл бұрын
the powerbill got too high.
@greesysclips Жыл бұрын
@@ReggieGames meat cove takes me back to drug empire and bad luck brian and zombie apocalise truly simpilar times
@chrispotter9185 Жыл бұрын
@@ReggieGames this is the way
@altaccount7378 Жыл бұрын
This is the way
@FridoBiggins Жыл бұрын
"Up yours woke cannibals, we'll see who eats who." -Reggie
@ReggieGames Жыл бұрын
*_audible sobbing_*
@shedewzehandehoch1440 Жыл бұрын
cocaine cannibals
@robertwoodson1701 Жыл бұрын
this is amazin 😂
@notaplasticexistence Жыл бұрын
Vile and pernicious trolling anonymous demon
@bartudundar3193 Жыл бұрын
I have officially fucking lost it.
@ESD8000 Жыл бұрын
bonus points for re-enacting that home defense greentext out of nowhere
@Enderplays12 Жыл бұрын
Exceptionally smooth as well.
@NormanconEVE10 ай бұрын
This was the part where my gut finally started to hurt. It should have been obvious but seemingly came out of nowhere. So damn good.
@joe-5839 ай бұрын
I just found out about it right now and went back to this video to check that part.
@HermitRunner Жыл бұрын
I loved the foreshadowing of the british army route by mentioning the typical british cuisine in 7:59
@DuplexWeevil337 Жыл бұрын
@@user-rg7uz8of9r mean the do swallow flesh but not for food... Edit: spelling mistake
@lionsoldier1179 Жыл бұрын
Reggie, I think the best parts of your videos are always the far-fetched explanations to justify whatever you’re doing. Truly, one of the moral arguments of all time.
@masterblackmaan Жыл бұрын
"what a grand and intoxicating idea" Reggie is slowly turning into Dagoth 'ur.
@ReggieGames Жыл бұрын
Shhhh n'wah
@notapuma Жыл бұрын
At least Reggie has the Nwah Pass
@lordedmundblackadder9321 Жыл бұрын
“What a fool you are! I’m a god! How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. There is no escape. No recall or intervention can work in this place. Come! Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy.”
@InfraryKuchiridias11 ай бұрын
Came here looking exactly for this kind of comment after hearing that in the video lmao
@Expertspecter9 ай бұрын
@@notapumaAww sheit!
@thebanana4263 Жыл бұрын
Went from Cannibalism to Imperialism 💀
@lefoix4629 Жыл бұрын
Just like Grandpa John did, back in the day 😊
@SwampGreen14 Жыл бұрын
I‘d say its cannibalistic imperialism, which is objectively superior to the normal variant.
@Honigball Жыл бұрын
no one can suffer under your power when you eat them. They die for a superior case: to fill our tummy
@spookyfloyd3326 Жыл бұрын
I served in the British Army with a guy who’s father jumped off one of the highest parts on the rig and survived, rescuers were amazed how he survived the jump, I’d take my chance jumping against being burnt to death any day, another colleague was from the Shetlands and he told me that he saw a fire rescue boat come into harbour, when he was a teenager, a day or so after the disaster, the paint had blistered and cracked along the hull, such was the heat. RIP to all those who lost their lives that awful night. thank you for your comment
@Honigball Жыл бұрын
@@spookyfloyd3326 Perl Harbour?
@yevgeny818610 ай бұрын
While removing the head: "This kills the cannibal"
@davidintrabartolo5887 Жыл бұрын
"Four cannibals break into our base" The fact I immediately knew where this was going.
@Fallout3131 Жыл бұрын
I was crying in fear at that part
@physicsenjoyer2025 Жыл бұрын
Thought this guy was ambiguousamphibian for a moment… mayhaps all Kenshi players are a hive of ruthless (yet poetic and somewhat vocally soothing!) beings. So powerful in their ambition. So vast is their vocabulary. Feared and yet awe-inspiring beings. A perfect white noise to run in the background of a candle-lit meal, or perhaps something to top off the night. Yes, to rock you off to sleep. The sweet songs of Kenshi malevolence.
@TheDragonageorigins Жыл бұрын
I legit thought he was SsethTzeentach. His speaking mannerisms are so like him. All he needs to add is "hey hey people, reggie here"
@evil_eye-04 Жыл бұрын
Hes like amphibian but funny
@efu707 Жыл бұрын
@@evil_eye-04he's like funny but amphibian
@meppygwepps1805 Жыл бұрын
@@TheDragonageoriginsplus he did the pill diet skit Classic Sseth
@thelazyoz20613 ай бұрын
@@TheDragonageorigins clearly inspired by seth for sure, copies most of the mannerisms
@shasmire01 Жыл бұрын
I always loved Reggie's wholesome and fun videos! He seems like a very christian youtuber!
@Rosejade13 Жыл бұрын
Christians love methylphenidate
@Efsaaneh Жыл бұрын
Just as the Lord intended 🙏
@itnotmeitu3896 Жыл бұрын
@@Efsaaneh first *crusader siege of Antioch moment
@Lknzvc Жыл бұрын
Christian*
@NCRVeteranRanger Жыл бұрын
@@Lknzvc🤓
@dank_smirk2ndchannel2008 ай бұрын
Excellent reasoning. However, "Property is theft" is a *French* saying, so I’m gonna completely disregard any good point in your favour based on that fact alone.
@Alexander_the_Greatest6 ай бұрын
I mean, it is a reason for people to eat each other, the French manufacture those like Chinese sweatshop build iPhones
@emperorontheinternet6510 Жыл бұрын
"we have nothing to lose but our next meal" Reggies man lover
@streamspoart26713 ай бұрын
0:17 "...how you could be so naive?" Nice Dagoth Ur reference
@scoobethdoobethIIАй бұрын
I had to do a double take bc I listened to Dagothwave before this video
@ruhroh8979 Жыл бұрын
This video satiates me both physically and spiritually, an astonishing look inside an underappreciated cuisine with sustenance and flavor few else can provide.
@WizardyLamp Жыл бұрын
This ain't a cuisine only few else can provide, this is probably one of the few that everyone CAN provide...
@ruhroh8979 Жыл бұрын
@@WizardyLamp Yet so few are willing to provide it.
@evanmurphy118 Жыл бұрын
How inconsiderate of them.
@JannJmalki-wt1ds Жыл бұрын
@@evanmurphy118 that's honestly kinda selfish if them
@wernerfels75848 ай бұрын
Some would cal it Even Suculent
@jhinkadaj58 Жыл бұрын
I could never have predicted the last four minutes of this video even with a gun to my head. Well done Reggie.
@GrugGangGrugGang Жыл бұрын
He really did what Sam could not. Cannibal dominance.
@magicwalrus4255 Жыл бұрын
*Reggie kills all the cannibals* Non-Cannibals: "Thank you sir! You've freed us from the tyranny of cannibalism! Reggie: "Freed? More like 'Under New Management.'"
@potato888727 ай бұрын
Under new cousine
@brick-men Жыл бұрын
Praise be to Reggie the devouring of gods
@xantishayde-walker4593 Жыл бұрын
Togethaaaaaaa!!!!
@drunkenrobot7061 Жыл бұрын
14:27 Was not expecting the 'How The Founding Fathers Intended' copypasta to make an appearance in Kenshi, and yet here we are.
@Flamme-Sanabi Жыл бұрын
I wonder if anyone ever tried to... Be honorable knights in games like these.
@jomoma8576 Жыл бұрын
I'd genuinely love to watch a morally upstanding kenshi play through
@TheVampireAzriel Жыл бұрын
Some of us try, but we typically fall into depravity in Kenshi.
@jomoma8576 Жыл бұрын
@@TheVampireAzriel alas such is the nature of a cruel world
@everinghall8622 Жыл бұрын
@@jomoma8576 samurai x playthrough
@Flamme-Sanabi Жыл бұрын
@@TheVampireAzriel your will is not strong enough, it seems.
@hexxin Жыл бұрын
60k subs is a warcrime. This is some of the best content i've seen in awhile. I literally check your page on my days off incase you get added to the not fun list. Thanks for making me laugh. Mostly I pace back and forth yelling at the voices but we all sit down together to enjoy your content. (is only person in room)
@ReggieGames Жыл бұрын
I am honored to be one of those voices
@insertnamehere5106 Жыл бұрын
@Dilbot he's like the budget Sseth
@hexxin Жыл бұрын
@@dilbot1512 I hate ambiguousamphibian. He is on my do not suggest list.
@FumblsTheSniper Жыл бұрын
You gotta look up Grimbeard. Dudes still small after years and you’ll get why it’s a travesty after one video.
@garethjones209 Жыл бұрын
@@ReggieGamesyou have already grown 170k subs? i swear it was last month i saw a kenshi video that wasn't from a already subbed channel and been enjoying your videos since the hiver video (think thats where most of us come from)
@barfdoggin Жыл бұрын
i love these videos so much because i can never tell what is elaborate story telling or an actual game mechanic since ive never played this game
@xantishayde-walker4593 Жыл бұрын
Eh, it's half and half. Half entertaining bs and half entertaining actual "features" of the game.
@xantishayde-walker4593 Жыл бұрын
@@Pats1234 That's Vanilla Kenshi. The robotic limbs are mostly vanilla. The sword arms and legs are modded.
@FumblsTheSniper Жыл бұрын
I’m waiting to buy it this winter when I will have time to go insane playing it for a month.
@Kaiser282 Жыл бұрын
I love historical documentaries about the British empire. It's always great to see history in action.
@mee3meonhell Жыл бұрын
Most sane man playing kenshi
@bentspoon2879 Жыл бұрын
Reggie Is truly one of the best Geneva convention deniers of all time
@ZyrTheMachineGodOfWar Жыл бұрын
Always a great day when my second favourite reggie uploads
@ReggieGames Жыл бұрын
The rat haunts me.
@ZyrTheMachineGodOfWar Жыл бұрын
Good.
@NotTheDAHASAG Жыл бұрын
There's some context behind this exchange, ans i'm not sure i understand it.
@ZyrTheMachineGodOfWar Жыл бұрын
@@NotTheDAHASAG the FIRST reggie likes guys He *really* likes guys Thats all the context u need
@NotTheDAHASAG Жыл бұрын
@@ZyrTheMachineGodOfWar oh god
@puertoricanpapi1356 Жыл бұрын
Dude your deadpan and 1 punch liners for kenshi and how they relate to real life situations are hilarious.
@normalusername5223 Жыл бұрын
>shaking gloved hands holding meds I see your admiration for Sseth includes his Bloons video.
@ReggieGames Жыл бұрын
A classic to say the least
@silentwarrior3 Жыл бұрын
It’s really interesting (and badass) to see how you found the perfect video format to blow yourself up like this! And I honestly can’t wait for more!
@EphemeraProductions Жыл бұрын
This man is becoming one of my favorite KZbinrs FAST
@GeneralLudwigSteiner Жыл бұрын
Even after years - Kenshi still bangs and leaves you a lot of freedom to do videos and stories - its incredible!
@LupusInCaligo Жыл бұрын
Something about the inner workings of your indubitably diseased mind fit games like Kenshi and Rimworld so well, amazing content, keep it up, i love watching my favourite little mental patients play video games :)
@jak6247 Жыл бұрын
reggie and cannibalism are my two favorite concepts, im glad to see them come together in this video
@mojrzesz07 Жыл бұрын
The amount of creativity you put into these videos is unbelievable
@ReggieGames Жыл бұрын
Much appreciated
@falaramal3979 Жыл бұрын
You know I had never considered the fact that a necklace of human ears would look like a candy necklace to a cannibal so thanks for expanding my mind
@milosmucalovic5149 Жыл бұрын
I'm proud your content evolved so much. I used to watch your Kenshi playthroughs back in the day. And this content is just the right amount of unhinged.
@diabeticmonkey Жыл бұрын
Ah, I see the SSeth influence has finally taken hold
@Epicgamer6949YT2 күн бұрын
3:07. Truly a beautiful moment.
@RejukemКүн бұрын
Like music to my ears
@funnyclockman2643 Жыл бұрын
Whenever Reggie involves the British, you know stuff is about to go down
@jayyydizzzle10 ай бұрын
Hey Reginald, just wanted to say that i appreciate your humor and I'm glad this video got you some attention. If you do you, the people will come(other spelling of come tho)
@torrinfell Жыл бұрын
This dude's like a hybrid of Sseth and AmbiguousAmphibian and I love it
@lukaslarsson5498 Жыл бұрын
*copy
@leilagorrilla48429 ай бұрын
@@lukaslarsson5498 if he is a copy, he's a better one
@Mannythemantis Жыл бұрын
I feel like you sound like an educated Ricky from Trailer park boys and it makes the video so much better
@Music0Fan1 Жыл бұрын
History channel at 3 am:
@MisterBones2910 Жыл бұрын
The Canadian accent and Trailer Park Boys audio clip really add a lot of flavour to the video.
@MarkStevensSage Жыл бұрын
This video reminds me a lot of Ambiguous Amphibian's content style. I love it. Please make more like this.❤
@donovankallavan1648 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious vid man. M. Night Shyamalan levels of twists with the jokes. Especially the colonial British cannibal soldiers xD Jolly good show👍
@akitainu2479 Жыл бұрын
Well this video filled me with an insatiable hunger for more... thx Reggie:)
@Jackal326 Жыл бұрын
The "50 professional ball-washers" line just earnt you a new subscriber🤣
@huevote9474 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for making my shit storm of a month bearable Reggie.
@BigDillis0321 Жыл бұрын
I spent part of my lunch break watching this. My apprentice asked what I was watching, I spent the rest of the lunch break trying to come up with a short and sweet explanation that didn’t make me come off like a total psychopath. I ended up just saying “KZbin video game stuff” and left it at that. Thanks for that.
@SoulYard7 Жыл бұрын
It's always a good day when Reggie uploads, especially if the video is related to the consumption of human flesh!
@rift2568 Жыл бұрын
I don’t even know what kenshi is, but I was sold to watch the video when I read “dominant cannibal faction” my typa thumbnail.
@spaceacepl463611 ай бұрын
thumb-thumb sounds like a name of a raider from the fallout games tbh and fallout new vegas has a guy named cook-cook
@Redzero062Ай бұрын
I can't with you Reggie. I love your view on life's little "don't do that" "rules" and showing us how to turn them into suggestions by simply ignoring them
@apelord2181 Жыл бұрын
truly accurate to how the victorian english ate all the egyptian mummies
@MikeTysonGamebattles5 ай бұрын
Do I play this game?…no Have I ever seen this channel before?….no Have I binge watched every episode of this I can find….yes. You’ve gained a sub my friend
@SomeRandomGuy1098 Жыл бұрын
"property is theft" is an important part of Anarchism. If I'm not mistaken, it refers to land property. The person who came up with the concept asserted that it doesn't make much sense that people who violate property rights are committing crimes when at the source of property is theft (crime) itself. Whether we feign consensus on the subject or not, a human can't "own" land. Unless they eat everyone who says otherwise (based)
@Participationtrophy776 ай бұрын
Reggie deserves a gold medal for the mental gymnastics he goes through to justify whatever human rights violation he’s committing
@augustusswitzer9289 Жыл бұрын
Seth tzeentch?
@Fxcloud90 Жыл бұрын
I first heard the phrase "Property is theft" when I was 8 years old playing Pajama Sam. What a wild thing to put in a children's game. Still cracks me up.
@kanstantinkazlou Жыл бұрын
Hey hey people! 0:09
@VolkerRacho80085 Жыл бұрын
You deserve a lot more views, keep it up man! Great editing and writing!
@ultima2196 Жыл бұрын
Your challenge videos are very good, but sometimes I would like to see shorter series that last about 3 episodes where what you did in the game continues or expands.
@magnushorus5670 Жыл бұрын
I love kenshi and your videos are hilarious man. Seriously. These are gems. Been watching awhile. Helpful on sleepless nights… esp the funny stories. Great videos
@phd5321 Жыл бұрын
Hey hey people, Seth is here
@pixelsafoison Жыл бұрын
I'm burning out of kenshi as I have created quite the OP monster (can destroy a nation all by himself) - you're giving me ideas for a restart man ;)... Keep up the amazing content!
@nesoberiblast5127 Жыл бұрын
The real moral virtue was the friends we made along the way.
@arentrirkfendireth350 Жыл бұрын
Appreciate the sseth reference. You obviously hold the superior ideology and that supremacy of spirit prevails.
@samiamrg7 Жыл бұрын
15:13 Actually, the British Army has historically always been fairly small, and instead they would, in fact, use the vast wealth of the empire to bankroll their allies to fight for them. This is pretty much how Britain operated in the Napoleonic wars, WW1, and WW2. In each conflict their army was one of the smallest out of every major combatant, but they were nonetheless able to contribute huge sums of cash and/or war materiel to their allies.
@samiamrg7 Жыл бұрын
The British were even the biggest drug dealers on the planet when they decided to start selling opium tons of opium to China.
@dusk6159Ай бұрын
Yeah, those huge sums of money from the barricades were the secret weapon against the charging tribesmen, charging against other natives entrenched in the british camps apparently. Which was also totally like the wars in Europe too. Yeah.
@mikeantonaci2602 Жыл бұрын
You have some great videos and are hilarious. Definitely deserve way more subs than you're sitting at rn. Keep it up, man. Love the videos!
@HI-wk4ge Жыл бұрын
Reggie always has the best ideas also mod list
@kerberos9443 Жыл бұрын
Playing this on 0.25 speed on my phone and actually watching on my TV. Great guy you are
@Rick_Dixon Жыл бұрын
British history is so beautiful ;_;
@glorifiedtoaster4368 Жыл бұрын
I mean, selling drugs to unwilling people is very British. 10/10
@graffitibig Жыл бұрын
Off brand Seth
@somerandomguy8764 Жыл бұрын
Man I love your videos, you can really see how much effort there is in there. You deserve so much more attention. 👏
@SonySteals Жыл бұрын
Why do I have a feeling that if I decided to watch some more of this dude’s videos, I’ll finds some alt-right / homophobic / incel / redpill or racist crap xDDD
@die_konkurrenz Жыл бұрын
The dogwhistles are pretty loud
@TetanusSnowfall Жыл бұрын
Dude's as subtle as a dumptruck driving through a meadow, but he has enough not-dogshit humour that it can be written off as satire if you cover your ears.
@Demunguyreborn21049214 Жыл бұрын
🤓
@thebandoftwocretins4406 Жыл бұрын
I dont see none if that in his videos and i have watched all of em. Piss off
@EJOW1595 ай бұрын
🤓
@Lewd-Tenant_Isan Жыл бұрын
Goddamn, this really reminds me of Ambigious Amphibians Kenshi videos, keep up the great work!
@bandit587510 ай бұрын
Dude I was laughing this entire video and I LOST IT when you dropped the quadruple amputees in the ocean that shit was horrible
@Athermostar7 ай бұрын
this guy literally rips off Seth jokes, like his mannerisms and literally exactly word for word his jokes
@lightmanticore72635 ай бұрын
I appreciate that in this particular video, Reggie started in insanity, and somehow the furthering of that insanity was turning into the British and using real military and diplomatic tactics to fight a wizard with a functional staff and magic
@SwampGreen14 Жыл бұрын
Hey man, just wanted to say that I found your channel a week ago, and binged all of your stuff. You‘re goddamn hilarious mate.
@ReggieGames Жыл бұрын
Thanks brother, more stuff soon
@kemita Жыл бұрын
Aaaah, Kenshi, that videogame that mimics real life where you can be born as a cannival and end up being a british colonial soldier who eats human flesh and deals cocaine as a side gig for a living. I truly love you Kenshi, never change my friend, never change.
@Spoonmancometogether Жыл бұрын
This is a wildly accurate depiction of Colonial Britain
@severedhand79 ай бұрын
😂 thank you! Very entertaining!
@CaptWeedman4681 Жыл бұрын
10:48 is my favorite part, I come back just to watch every other week 😂😂
@user-BadUsername Жыл бұрын
Congrats on your channel getting blessed by the algorithm, seen some of your videos and I found them pretty funny
@jjcoola998 Жыл бұрын
Bro this is one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a LONG time. You could definitely make many of these types of scenarios into videos if you keep this level of humor
@hotasf Жыл бұрын
Awesome video Reggie, really loving these Kenshi videos!
@jackcanonach4454 Жыл бұрын
I have an absolutely wild and baseless theory. Listen to Reggie's voice, listen to his humor. I'm convinced Reggie is Sseth Tzeentach in disguise, only to talk about his favorite games again.
@lrn5152 Жыл бұрын
Just found this channel and the humor has me in actual tears. The "High functioning Bonobo ape" and quadruple amputees parts sent me, Lmao
@Kermitan Жыл бұрын
As always, amazing idea, incredible realisation. Thanks for video!
@sd58624 Жыл бұрын
I just found you recently. Loving every part of it. Keep it up!
@fataliecatalie899 Жыл бұрын
“Midget assassins” nearly made me piss my pants God bless you Reggie
@TheBolg Жыл бұрын
Vying for control of Cannibal Plains (Shows Darkfinger) hahaha love your content so far, man
@ryanpanagiotopoulos4819 Жыл бұрын
"I love chasing down and eating the homeless as much as the next guy"😭😭