Regular Car Reviews: 2012 Audi R8 V10

This bleached warrior with a nutcracker of an engine has one purpose: embarrass anything with a Ferrari badge. Also, thank you to Matt D'Andria from motorator.com/ and co-host of Carcast with Adam Carrola for guest-starring in this review via Skype.

[@Hadgerz]

"Could we keep up with him?" "No....**times his pause perfectly** we would destroy him." Yeah, I see why this man owns an R8 now.

[@mcluvin707]

Rich people are rich for a reason, and don't try to tell me that's not because they could make a nun have a spontaneous orgasm by wishing them a good afternoon. Impeccable social awareness is 100% the key to being wealthy.

[@larrylentini5688]

@@mcluvin707 I've thought about this comment a lot in the last year. Not sure why.

[@mcluvin707]

@@larrylentini5688 Damn I guess my timing is good too

[@larrylentini5688]

@@mcluvin707 I guess so

[@walterkersting1362]

Mcluvin! Rich people are not necessarily class people...

[@jordondegroote3355]

Who wins a race between an R8, 911, and an Aventador? Volkswagen.

[@cellphonelightsaber]

[@cellphonelightsaber]

@Joe Black Damn VAGabonds

[@paulsz6194]

Win, draw or lose, you’ll at least get a participation award!

[@eathotdog]

The car salesman.

[@enrique3574]

They all won the race.

[@Potchi79]

Earlier at Audi: Okay, engineering team, we've outlined the top priorities that consumers want when shopping for a super car. Supercar design goals: - 550+hp - 0-60 times of 3.6 or better - .95 lateral g force - refrigerator

[@RaceDude57]

Lol

[@chazzcoolidge2654]

Something tells me most Audi owners with the fridge have insulin and don't just put wine in there.

[@kriotech0249]

@@chazzcoolidge2654 that gave me a good chuckle. Thank you.

[@travishabursky4362]

Mini-fridge for insulin and other temperature sensitive medication. I'm a younger dude and I need medication that needs to be stored below a certain temperature.

[@benjaminjones1505]

I need a fridge in my car.

[@liamryan9752]

Mr. Regular ever considered being the new host of Top Gear

[@RegularCars]

Liam Ryan I sent in my 30 second audition tape.

[@Cup_70]

RegularCars It was just a 30 second video of a toilet being cleaned.

[@crazyviolent69]

MrGlorifiedCake ahahahahahahaha

[@MrGovenator1]

Liam Ryan The only issue would be he would be wearing a ski mask the entire time. Either that or they would simply blur his face in editing, or just make him hold a piece of frosted glass in front of him the entire time.

[@Cup_70]

MrGovenator1 We know what he looks like, we have seen his face a few times, he just doesn't show it often to support the focus of the video.

[@Revitalyzed]

I don't know what we did to deserve this, a 19 minute video of a 6-speed R8 V10, but thank you.

[@fuknames2123]

oddly enough I commented about how I'd take an Audi R8, and how I drive a Malibu, and what do you know... he made a video that included both of them.

[@xvpboyx]

Leroy Butts I feel like Mr.Regularcars makes the most accurate statements throughout all of his videos. His points are so relevant to almost each and every viewer which makes people enjoy these videos. Thank you Mr.Regularcars!!

[@joeyfoureyes98]

Leroy Butts He's Talking about my Malibu I'm trying to get him to review.

[@RegularCars]

xvpboyx

[@RegularCars]

xvpboyx awww u

[@Crossbone_Vanguard]

Blurred speedometers? That's as blue balling as a japanese porno. But I understand.

[@somethingsock6707]

I was wondering why they did it but I get it now, Johnny law

[@islami658]

1.1k likes and only 1 comment

[@andybratt6022]

I've always wondered why they blur out the naughty bits...

[@gtaxmods]

"Could we keep up with him?" "No." "Oh-" "We would destroy him." Perfect.

[@RegularCars]

Palmput I smiled too when Ope said that

[@TheMurlocTamer]

Palmput that's why he ran

[@demnslayer09]

The way he said it added to his mysteriousness. Calm confidence

[@clevelandmaker386]

Svenshine he's either a dope dealer or a rapper producer!

[@ZephyrCorsa]

Palmput Oh please, even a 997 Turbo S can smoke a R8 V10

[@Th3James]

Watched this video and was immensely jealous of the fact that I would probably never get to drive an R8 in my life. Neighbor up my street let me take a look at his '14 V8 R8 manual today. Whilst checking it out and talking to him he let me take it for a spin. Made my fucking day. Didn't even think he would suggest I take it for a ride. Genuinely suprised I fit in the car so well for being 6'8" and overweight. Car is surprisingly quiet on the road at low-mid rpms. Using the gated shifter is nowhere near as hard as people make it out to be, I was able to make swift and precise shifts without looking or thinking about the gates. That metal click is amazing and I now wish my EvoX has a gated shifter. Downshifting was nice, but my legs felt a bit too squished to perform at my norm. Only drove around the neighborhood for 15ish minutes. I felt really awesome and super cautious when driving the R8. That was really nice of him. #TodayWasAGoodDay

[@xBIGMUSCLEx]

HatingHumanity Good for you!

[@Adrianinhd]

Thats a great experience! You'll get one some day, guy. The only person that can stop you is you!

[@parkercushingable]

Nice!

[@moviepedro]

im happy for you... any other good driving experiences in the last 7 years that are noteworthy?

[@luichinplaystation610]

Good neighbor

[@solidbravo6873]

Fucking epic speech, roman. Fucking epic.

[@bocckoka]

cuntdestr0yer yepp.

[@DeftonesFan867]

cuntdestr0yer I teared up towards the end.

[@greatestthingsneverexpecte1963]

+DeftonesFan867 the explosion of possibilities put so eloquently can make any man cry. As for non r8 owners your soul has yet to be rejuvenated and loved by Roman so passionately..

[@DeftonesFan867]

greatestthingsneverexpected Powell Oh indeed. He put into great words what being an enthusiast, hell a human being, is all about.

[@deftones2684]

+DeftonesFan867 Great screen name

[@danermanerkider]

I think a good way to describe an R8 is that it is a professional fighter wearing a suit. He looks like any other semi formal dressing business man who probably has some financing bachelor's degree, but he has a deep appreciation and understanding of something he's passionate and capable of that is not just doing his work at his job, and he can destroy you when he wants.

[@doyboy7377]

so the Audi R8 is John Wick

[@travishabursky4362]

The R8 is John Wick, just don't kill his dog.

[@techobsessed1]

did you rub one out while writing that?

[@Corvolet5]

A good way to describe the R8 is the supercar you get if you wanna brag with the fact that you have a supercar and gotta rub it in every "peasant's" face. Even though everything with the supercar definition walks it any day, be it straight line or track. The type of owner who wanks one off to the car even though it's not even that special.

[@Browningate]

"V10 purrs like the healthy farts of a child". Beautiful analogy.

[@Browningate]

@@onemoresquid More like Initial Realism.

[@Ryukachoo]

an interesting point; rich bastards flaunting it go for ferarri/lambo rich fellows who worked for it go for supercar entries of "lesser" brands like audi, because often times for comparable prices the performance is better. they dont really care about showing off, they just want to daily a rifle bullet

[@USALeonHeart]

Ryukachoo this is what helped me learn to love sports cars. always hated the pretention of supercars, but now I know about cars like the SW20, the Integra, etc? so great

[@RatHeadxxx]

Super rich people go for the range rover

[@weebteckickedin6734]

RatHeadxxx or the g wagon

[@sabyasachiroy7482]

That what r8 was ( and the nsx also )

[@omega1575]

I would think a supercar company’s “basic car” would have a slightly less quality than a normal/slightly higher up car companies top-of-the-line if-your-buying-this-then-it-should-be-perfect

[@supraevo95]

Rev matching must be soooouuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh faaaaaaaaannnnnnnnccccaaaayyyyyyyy with these pedals...

[@andrewjordan431]

Souu fancuuuh

[@evian664]

Mr.KnisterSeww fahnsey

[@BeanyB0b]

So faunceh

[@JerryKosloski]

Ssssooooouuuuuuuuu ffaaaahhhnnnnnsssaaahhhhhh

[@Makjeh]

Mr.Knister ssssooooooyyyyhhh faaaaancuuuyyyyhhh!

[@desertedham37]

R8 is the most honest rich person car for sure

[@blahber222]

Mr. Regular, you're the reason why my sleeping schedule is messed up. And I love it.

[@astrum_nauta]

Roland Ocomen omg same It's 1230am and I have school in like 8 hours

[@rollipollirock]

Roland Ocomen same i love watching at 3:30am in So Cal IE lol

[@Ang3lUki]

I love how the R8 owner was all like "No. You would destroy him." As if it was nothing.

[@picax8398]

Love that it's a manual

[@brightmississippi]

+Camo McSwiggins Calm down there busrider, I drive a manual but driving auto, though an inferior way to drive, doesn't make you fake or a pansy "in the world of gearheads"

[@epicmasta400000000]

+Strike_Raptor i am indeed a busrider because im 15 looking for a car but my mechanic friend wont except cuz i want an auto for my first car

[@brightmississippi]

Camo McSwiggins You accidentally your sentence there, I don't know what you're trying to say. Whatever you're saying, I bet money your "mechanic friend" has changed the oil on his uncle's Crown Vic and now thinks he's a grease monkey.

[@epicmasta400000000]

+Strike_Raptor He's in his mid 30's and does mods for people sorry if i offended you buddy

[@brightmississippi]

Camo McSwiggins So a man in his mid 30s told a 15 year old that only fake pansies drive auto? Yes I'm triggered

[@lorenzvo5284]

i r8 8/8

[@ObviousandCynical]

m8

[@lorenzvo5284]

m8 pls don't b8 while i r8

[@thumpertorque_]

loool

[@soundheart4013]

NO, ITS ... I r8 the r8 8/8 m8 no b8 no h8 trust me its up to d8

[@firerider669]

i think it is just f8

[@MrKeksdose99]

- "Could we keep up with him?" - "Nope. We would destroy him." That just put a big ass smile on my face xD

[@svenskfox]

Today I learned: my GTI has the exact same pedals as an Audi R8 (apart from the dead pedal) Sweet.

[@oConshien]

same double clutch paddle shifter in the automatic, too

[@BarrettCharlebois]

That speech on the end was more beautiful than anything I wrote in highschool or college creative writing. Such passion and understanding, and really hit home with me since I too, am one of those types of guys, who drives an entry level sports vehicle (although sport bike, not car), and isn't interested at turning every head out there. One who doesn't own the flashy, or highest BHP bike, but one who does genuinely use 100% of the BHP I have. Sure, it's the smallest CBR they make, but it's mine. I've pushed it as far as it goes, not just in top speed, but cornering and breaking too. I know one day it will be too small, and that day may have already come, but there is something about scraping pegs on what's considered "barely a sport bike" that gets admiration from the true riders I meet. Sure, anyone can buy a bike and enjoy the thrill of riding, but there's a certain rider who doesn't shame anything below the very best. That middle aged rider who looks at my 125 the way a father looks at his son when he finishes Stairway to heaven on his hand me down guitar for the first time. He won't be a pro anytime soon, but there's a certain fondness for the newby's who love all of their craft, not just the extremes. That rider is who I actually enjoy talking to. I guess what I'm trying to say is, if you have to ask what the horsepower is, or why someone would ever buy that vehicle, than you're just never going to understand. You either get it, or don't. It's about genuinely loving, and defending, the vehicle you chose to get not because you needed it, but wanted it.

[@jordanjoestar8839]

I will never own a "sportbike" bigger than 600cc. My CBR600 was right at the limit of power a machine can use in a corner, without losing the rear grip. I currently ride an 1100cc 80s Yamaha. Although every bit as fast in a straight line, the cornering just isn't the best. The fun part is making it handle that way with mods. Irespect small displacement bikes because they are a testament to riding skill.

[@onespeedyboi]

I doubt you'll see this, but holy shit your sensory imagery alone is enough to make any car come to life in my mind, as well as makes me want to own one... You're really great at what you do. Keep it up!

[@benmccarthy3177]

Is this matt farahs overused joke

[@evian664]

Ben McCarthy No, this is: - Darude - Sandstorm - Patrick - something children in Africa could have eaten - Sparta

[@ripem1417]

Ben McCarthy When a joke is so overused, that the joke mocking it becomes overused. And then this will become overused **sigh**

[@ChannelNotFound]

Evian How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple a toast to the ceiling.

[@scottbrixey6284]

Evian water what about Sparta

[@evian664]

Scott Brixey Thank you, i added it

[@jordangeisler3913]

The pedal is hinged on the bottom... like a base Mazda CX-5.

[@RegularCars]

Jordan Geisler HA.....nice

[@icloudhenshaw38]

If that broke in your Audi R8 you can have the one out of my mk5 golf tdi....

[@tommy.eklund]

Jordan Geisler Or like any VW after 2004...

[@icloudhenshaw38]

The mk4 from 2001 are the same aswell

[@thetrannyshop5596]

Or like an air-cooled VW.

[@Sturmovik1946]

Didn't expect Morpheus to own an R8...

[@ldylkr]

No shit. Lol

[@tiko5876]

Cyclone Sister that mans comment is 4 years old... what are we doing here???

[@ldylkr]

@@tiko5876 We're being held hostage by the coronavirus. So, we're just now catching up cause we've been busy. 😊

[@clintbeeler5069]

Heh

[@billwilmington8284]

He has a Valentine 1 on the windshield. Smart man

[@RegularCars]

Jordan Little Ope said that was the first thing he bought.

[@adj789]

Jordan Little at least run the cable behind the dash

[@vlaricshard2]

Jordan Little dad called it a fuzzbuster

[@hispanichipstervlogs8971]

Whats that?

[@MegaEmmanuel09]

Hispanic Hipster vlogs I'm guessing (by the previous comment) that it like, scans for nearby cops or something, so you can speed without having to worry.

[@panzerschreck5159]

Does he blur the speedo because he's speeding?

[@Cornwall1888]

Indeed.

[@rorysummers9460]

Travis Hill yes

[@KSKaleido]

Travis Hill Plausible deniability.

[@Fatmouse25]

Travis Hill "filmed at a closed road in Mexico"

[@mausmalone]

Travis Hill He might be but when that Porsche takes off he's going slower than the highway traffic he's merging with. There are lots of places in PA and NJ where you have to break the speed limit just to keep up with the minivans.

[@JoeytheJoeyX3]

As soon as the Roman jumped in and started off with "If Tales of Symphonia taught me anything" I lost my shit xD .

[@Spaghettaboutit]

+JoeytheJoeyX3 FUCK YES! TALES IS THE SHIT! HUMAN RANCHES!

[@JoeytheJoeyX3]

Spaghettaboutit I GOTTA REVIVE MY SISTER!

[@TheMurlocTamer]

I GOTTA KILL MY BROTHER IN LAW... oh wait wrong Tales

[@danermanerkider]

Seeing you finally get to another supercar is worth the sleep deprivation

[@FutureSEAL23]

I think supercars are built for you to not ignore the money. You're supposed to aspire for it, this however seems like the "enthusiasts" choice, the manual trans, N/A V10, something about it screams wealthy car enthusiasts choice.

The Audi R8, gentleman's supercar.

[@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon]

Kaan Yağmur No. Those are the austin martins.

[@macdel69]

Xtoxin loli-necronomicon you do mean Aston Martin's right? An Austin is nothing near a supercar lol

[@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon]

macdel69 lol. Thanks auto-correct..

[@carbonzl1994]

Xtoxin loli-necronomicon Aston Martins are the type of car you want for the beauty and exquisite styling of Britain's best supercar, something for people to look at and enjoy and for you to drive in a fun manner. Audi R8 is something you buy to have as a regular car that can do it all and, while it looks good and people will like to look at it, it wasn't purchased for that reason. You bought it because you want something fast and fun and to fill your car guy enthusiast sweet spot, but can still handle every day routines and errands.

[@Lol10000000000000001]

Xtoxin loli-necronomicon austin martinis

[@794_]

Holy piss I am supremely jealous of you! This has been my dream car for the last.... 7 or 8 years of my life. Every time I see a picture of it online or in a magazine, I just stare at it and read and re-read every word and sentence that the picture has to do with. I think I *once* saw one in real life drive ahead of me. Perhaps it was wishful thinking and I only thought I saw it from a distance, when it may have been something else, but I nearly flipped my shit. Very nice review, I loved the insight you gave and questioned on expensive, luxury supercars such as this. Thank you!

[@RegularCars]

lm794 Holy piss, the most blessed of piss.

[@794_]

RegularCars Indeed, if you take a holy piss you should never flush it. Never.

[@icecreampimpdeux]

lm794 You can get one of those Audis one day. Believe in yourself and strive to achieve your vision 8D

[@794_]

icecreampimpdeux Thanks for the motivation! If I end up staying steady on my goal to become a Hardware Engineer / R&D, and get up the ranks in Nvidia or Intel or something one day, I may just be able to afford one of these!

[@icecreampimpdeux]

lm794 That's the spirit! Good luck to ya!

[@swsephy]

That car sure is regular :p

[@CharlesCorbett]

***** That's what part of the narrative was about. What makes this a "regular" car.

[@swsephy]

Charles Corbett Yep.

[@TURBOMIKEIFY]

It’s a “regular car” in the sense that it’s more discreet than that of a Ferrari or a Porsche, or a Lamborghini. The body lines of the R8 are to make it look more expensive than it is, yet it blends its expensive girthiness with that of a TT Quattro, making the R8 look like a widebodied (Liberty Walked if you will) TT-RS.

[@keithbridges2144]

Exactly, does not qualify as a sleeper at all.

[@f4fwildcat29]

"No, we would destroy him!" I like the owner of this R8

[@Makjeh]

Is this Matt Farah's million mile Lexus?

[@socalsupercars420]

It's Doug Demuro's Skyline

[@Deadgamer60]

No, its a corolla with a custom 2.6l 3cyl diesel swap

[@Dannyyzeee]

It's sponge bobs burger car

[@Dannyyzeee]

With a diesel swap

[@etchman97]

No, it's the 98 Jetta, Mr. Regulars most hated car

[@lukazg5929]

Is that Matt Farrah's million mile Lexus? Jk plz don't kill me...

[@davidf2392]

The mob has been sumoned they will be at your door shortly

[@theepicturban]

No this is not Matt Farah's Million Mile Lexus

[@lareeciscomusic2741]

Man, I knew that road looked familiar. Parsipany, NJ. Route 46.

[@Bopp_]

Laree Cisco Music i want to see some supercars in parsippany, not many

[@macmurfy2jka]

I might actually know the owner of that car. There was a supercar enthusiast that lived down the block from me that cycled through supercars every few years. Two most memorable for me was the grey Ford GT and the R8.

[@crispinsugita9398]

You need to review Doug's Skyline now :)

[@Ibuprofenized]

***** neither is an R8, or a Ferrari.

[@acrspeed]

Ibuprofenized They are common in other parts of the country.

[@manfail7469]

p387t I thought there are only 20 in the country?

[@Ryansfishn]

carlo minneci Lol there's more than 20 here in South Florida alone. Hell, I've driven one.

[@RetroGamerr1991]

Ibuprofenized I see R8's every day on Long Island. Hell even in average areas.

[@DOPEBEATZBOYS]

when i need a ghostwriter for my biography i think it will be you

[@strengthbuild]

so is the R8 or the GTR the miata of supercars

[@strengthbuild]

Is it just me or does the R8 owner sound exactly like the Roman?

[@JoeMama-jj7gc]

Actual the Honda Civic is the Miata of super cars cuz VTEC.

[@Randomyou101]

I think it's the r8 it's simply lighter

[@maninredhelm]

bfchang I'd say neither. Those are like the anti-Miatas, other than being relatively affordable compared to a Ferrari. The Miata of supercars would be something that relies on simple mechanical bits, lightweight materials and an expertly tuned suspension rather than computer-controlled AWD. If the Alfa Romeo 4C or Lotus could perform like a Corvette Z06, that would be the Miata of supercars. Actually, maybe the Corvette is the answer, as counter-intuitive as that feels to say.

[@TopherIsDaMan]

I'd say a porsche 911 gt3 rs 997.2

[@2K-Tan]

"Could we keep up with him" "No" "Oh really?" "No we would destroy him" XDDDDDDDDD

[@rhodesianwojak2095]

hehe

[@cowbatboots282]

Look here anime boy, you got the quote all wrong.

[@jessicaburciagishot]

I literally was just about to go to bed.... nope lol

[@DBHHellhound]

Same

[@verylisted2243]

Go to bed

[@andresparedes653]

By far one of the best reviews, not convoluted with ridiculous analogies, actual analysis and wonderful analogies that relate to the car and a just fantastic job showing us what makes this car so amazing

[@AZPB12]

Did anyone else say "whaaaaat..?" When they saw this video in there sub box?!

[@Randomyou101]

I never would have thought for him to review an R8

[@contrabandest]

Bard Ketypzs I thought it was the more subtle Audi R8 V8 version, but no, my skin got cold once I double-checked the title.

[@gfg8796]

I thought he would save his super car reviews for Christmas like he did for the last two years, but I have no problem watching these reviews I love them

[@soliderarmatang5664]

Bard Ketypzs Yes, big time

[@dalelowey686]

N.

[@ponyempiresunite9702]

The R8 isn't for the rich man. It is for the enthusiast who knows that a Ferrari has nothing on a true supercar. The supercar with a monstrous father, the Avus. The R8 is the pinnacle of a supercar. And is driven by the common man with enough money to drive one. Beautiful.

[@richwvu]

Only recently discovered your channel, and my goodness, excellent work. I'm in southern WV with a 2009 M5 if you ever wanna play around with another V10, be glad to have you roast it.

[@raymondnewbill2748]

My towns car scene is full of kids that don't get these kind of cars. They can never see themselves driving them so they don't get excited about them. I love supercars, I can't wait to own one someday!!! It's sad how people look down on things just because they believe they are being looked down on themselves. Generally speaking the only person looking down on them is themselves. I met a gentlemen at a track day with a gallardo superleggera and he was extraordinarily humble and genuinely interested in cars. It was the kids with Subaru's and evos walking around like their shit don't stink looking down on people. Hypocrisy is a strange and funny beast. To me this is a regular super car, I can see owning one someday a real possibility. Hyper cars like the veyrons and limited edition Aston's seem somewhat out of reach but I will still carry hope. This is the best review you have ever done!!! Fantastic work and keep it up. Someday I hope to carry on a conversation with you and Mr Roman because I find your intelligence fascinating. Cheers:-)

[@nurik_e70]

Preach

[@geedunk13]

+Allez E Om @jsmith823

[@mrphan360]

Dafuq? They're two different car cultures

[@mrphan360]

Dafuq? They're two different car cultures

[@firerider669]

Raymond Newbill nice words

[@nzardoin]

hmm. blurring the gauges. is that so you don't get in trouble with the police?

[@garrykoalman3684]

Watchu talkin bout? I don't see anything suspicious. :P

[@MikeDunn]

I wonder if that could even incriminate someone. You could easily claim that the speedo needs calibration.

[@121314156171819]

yeah but the car is stock, has had it's inspections, there really wouldn't be any reason to believe the speedo would be off by that much espcially north of 90 mph lol

[@Crisperz]

it was so he didn't have to admit that he was actually going 55 in an R8

[@Firestorm500]

He was driving on Route 287. Cops literally don't care if you go 80MPH on that highway and the speed limit is 65.

[@TURBOMIKEIFY]

Well.... I drove the new R8 at Extreme Experience a month ago. I have to say. It was the most thrilling experience ever! I have met and driven my idol! It was such a humbling experience and made me want to do better with myself financially to at least get a $60,000 older model with the gated shifter. Good job Audi, my fanboyism is even higher now.

[@scottcooneymusic6736]

claiming to have mistaken thr clutch for the brake was an uncomfortable moment for me. As well as you I'm assuming. As well as the owner (especially the owner)

[@femiomomo3576]

WTF!! That review was the strangest I have every encountered in 40 years. Also one of the best !! Have a nice day !! 👏👏

[@121314156171819]

roman's part was fucking fantastic.

[@bandicootman]

was down right hilarious

[@buzzyinurface]

You know these are more than reviews; you guys are definitely highly educated, and there's a lot of deep thinking about cars here. Love it

[@TheSpaceBrosShow]

"If Tales of Symphonia taught me anything..." BWAHAHHAHAHA

[@pekingblush]

The commentary, all jokes aside, was incredibly profound. Well done!

[@ArcherBrady]

when he drives cars he's like a 5 year old in a candy store. "WOW YOU GOTTA TURN THAT KEY HARDER THAN I EXPECTED THATS CRAZY" haha good video

[@GoFast865]

The monologues were pure brilliance.

[@joshuadoliveiro]

The closing statements were PROPERLY beautiful to listen to and ponder upon.

[@jackmcdonald8355]

"Dont disappoint. Not again." - Darius

[@malikcutchin]

You know I spent that money you got framed for. I bought Nikki everything that you couldn’t. Darius No one can touch me. Darius

[@jackmcdonald8355]

@@malikcutchin A person of culture as well, I see.

[@malikcutchin]

@@jackmcdonald8355 yeah that game is one of the reasons why I want the Audi R8 and the Lamborghini Murcielago

[@lexpyth0n]

I've watched dozens of your reviews, and it's the beatnik writing that makes these great. This one has the best of all I've seen so far. I'm glad you've found the viewers to make this your livelihood, and I am hoping Jeremy Clarkson snatches you up and makes you able to afford the cars you like best. You make me laugh and the reviews are just the right amount of depth and ridiculousness. And then you say things like "Serious as Salvia" and I fall on the floor giggling.

[@colubrinedeucecreative]

Good review. Though you pussied it around like you were driving a million dollars. I can sense the owner was disappointed in you. lol Not because of social status, but because you never really felt the power band. You most likely wouldn't have driven that careful in your own car. Perhaps when it comes to future cars, you can sit along side the driver as well as doing your own filming driving, as they will show you first how they drive it, and then you can be ok with how that you really open it up? I really like the Hunter S Thompson style of the narration, though it is to calm, you sound a good bit like Mr. Smith talking to Neo. Still love it all, just thought you might appreciate some critique. I definitely see this car differently now, wouldn't have even considered it to be in the Ferrari realm. Its beauty is indeed growing on me. And I agree about the Italian stallion, it isn't done as well as it should be for the cost. Like a track car that is made to be a street car, and therefore people don't expect a lot from it.

[@mattbonaccio3522]

Christopher Harper He did a review of a Porsche (Cayman, I think) a while ago, maybe a year ago. His narration is supposed to be a "Fear and Loathing" parody IIRC, you should check it out

[@colubrinedeucecreative]

Matt Bonaccio Yes, yes that is a wonderful one. I can't however get that feel out of my head, almost seems like most of his work it has that kind of feeling. Though not the "fear and loathing" feeling, but perhaps more like "the rum diaries" It has been a week, and I have been binge watching. Almost caught them all. Just fascinating work!

[@TV-8-301]

You can tell how luxurious the car being reviewed is by how slowly Regular speaks

[@wadehauff3320]

You know, Audi, as a brand, is more of a low profile-looking car and that's what I REALLY like about it. It's something that wouldn't really catch your eye just cruising down the street. As far as style goes, I like a look that's subtle with a high-class flare, and that's what Audi does. And I love it.

[@RegularCars]

SS Mason ooohhh my BRANDS

[@dirbyh]

exactly why i've owned a b6 and now a b8 s4. sheep in wolf's clothing.

[@matteo.bassini5819]

maybe where you live.. but driving an Honda Accord in my country is enough to let people know how rich you are.

[@frisbeetricksftw]

The most heavenly sound in the world: the snick-CLICK of that gearshifter. Nothing else compares

[@tokiwartooth95]

NOT REGULAR NOT REGULAR

[@kr.5162]

Regular Car Reviews, providing social advice, indirect relationship advice, humor, and car reviews since 2012

[@Uncle_Roadkill]

Oh, I remember these! Embarrassed them a lot back in the day on my '97 Yamaha XJR 1200R.

[@magellanmax]

Great stuff. Can't believe you did the entire show on Route 46 & a bit of I-80 all in Parsippany. The second fastest highway in Jersey was just a hop and skip away (I-280). Would have loved to see that thing open up!

[@DedicationBlog]

I was going to do a review of mine, but I don't think I need to bother now - you covered all the important points :)

[@scottcooneymusic6736]

the reasoning behind that interlude of the owner talking about the fridge thing is friggin hilarious to me. Just the whole godamn thing cracked me up.

[@DiegoRuiz1991]

That's not regular AT ALL... Also, in Europe you have front plates EVERYWHERE. I don't think it's that bad LoL @ Roman starting with a mention to *Tales of Symphonia* Finally, as much as I love cars, I'll never give a crap about keeping it shiny or anything. My car is going to work perfectly but I don't care if it's gonna look dirty or just not shiny, I DO NOT CARE

[@mkelebay]

God damn, Roman just dropping the deepest car review, EloquentCarReviews.

[@myanime101]

The Comically large censorship on this the speedometer was hilarious

[@RegularCars]

Scott Babcock tee hee

[@majesticcarcare]

18:57 was a great visual of the sound of a V-10 pseudo-supercar meaning nothing to the man to the right hoofing his way to the next pointless stop of many in his life. The art of juxtaposition. Great review by the way (both Regular and Roman).

[@quinnkirlew9892]

I like this styling better than the squarey new one

[@pjgrantland3058]

This show is so much better than the American Top Gear. Just enough nuances in opinion to capture that U.K. Top Gear feel while keeping the originality strong. One of the best car shows currently happening in Top Gears current absence. IMO The Best

[@cottonto5]

is this matt farahs million mile lexus

[@benmccarthy3177]

Does it look like a Lexus

[@jjnaron1]

Ben McCarthy yes

[@aymanbarakat186]

Ben you must be fun at parties... Take a joke!

[@benmccarthy3177]

If this was used at a party nobody would be laughing at this stage cause it's so overused

[@LowFlyinOK]

One way to look at the R8 as just a car? Drive it on a racetrack. Preferably in a scenario where it can be compared back to back to other cars, both competitors and underlings. The R8 is a track star. Even on it's OE rubber. Though, I am partial to the V8 instead of the V10.

[@milojasper2641]

when you tried to say red and big... "because bred" i loled

[@banpeinet]

The description of the RCR reads: "Reviews of regular cars for mortals." This R8 is kind of outside the regular car budget anymore... The whole comparison between the R8, the 360 and the Lamborghini was to justify that actually it has to say: "Reviews of cars for regular mortals" Love the video guys! d:)b

[@ShiftingLanes]

Oh hey route 287 on the way to Boonton whilst chasing that Poursh-uhhhhh. We see you.

[@pchwang]

you mean 287 on the way to tijuana

[@licentiousdreams]

Pierre C They weren't fleeing from Juarez with a boot filled with nose candy and a cheap hooker screaming "andale gringo!" Cause I'm almost positive I saw speedy Gonzalez driving that porshe.

[@hdvija]

I dont like how calm he is in this one.

[@sadladd]

I like it when he talks calmly because it makes my penis HARD

[@rileymcdermott1068]

I saw an R8 at a gas station and could not resist recreating some Wayne's World esque bowing with my friends. I thought driving a Mercedes 500Sel Diplomat series (yes like the one princess diana had with the double pane glas windows and tiny flagpoles on the trunk) was amazing but the sheer privelage of driving an R8 is a dream to me

[@elryanoo]

Is that Ferdinand Porsche's sexvigintillion mile Volkswagen?

[@f4fwildcat29]

No, it is his Tiger P

[@littlepolarbears]

elryanoo does the walrus speak on thursday?

[@Gaaradude5]

Roman's narrative was so smooth and refined, yet embodied with the essence of true passion. Both Mr. Regular and the Roman possess linguistic abilities on par with Thoreau or Marcus Aurelius, but manage to apply it without a posh syntax. Even though these videos are about regular cars and regular people, I can't help but leave with a desire to become a much more well read man.

[@kain35m]

Omg this is the first video of yours I've seen and I absolutely love the almost overly jokingly poetic way that you talk. I'll definitely be watching more

[@wildnshortz5213]

Someone needs to give him a Mclaren P1 to review

[@scottmacfarlane5148]

Really loved the passion in last bit of the video. Good job bois!

[@joshuagodsey3731]

you get a mini fridge for the trunk that is awesome

[@stillsearching1284]

I have only seen this car a few times in person. It is beautiful and always eyecatching.

[@TRUE_GR1T]

Damn I didn't know you could get this car in manual. That makes it even more badass. I saw a guy who was in his 20's driving one of these on the weekend. Was probably his too (not mommy or daddys) since there's alot of money to be made in Alberta if you are willing to work hard. I know there's a welder here that bought one in cash. There's also a young guy around here with a porsche GT3.

[@fuknames2123]

? What? it's an Audi.

[@TRUE_GR1T]

Yes it is...

[@deagaric4765]

Audi recently announced that they have discontinued the manual transmission for the r8 :(

[@TadGhostal]

crephotos sure, you can weld and get an r8. then in >15 years when your lungs are ravaged from the weld fumes you can sell it and buy a toyota tercel

[@TRUE_GR1T]

Tad Ghostal I don't think the guys here making $250k/year welding care about that. There is more money than brains in this province. I know some old welders who are healthy but met one guy who was a structural welder that developed dementia at 54 who can't enjoy the money he has earned now (can't work anymore either).

[@ThePolandball]

Doesn't get much better than that narrative Roman. You have some talent sir :)

[@brandonhrdn95]

Someone please let him review your Chevrolet Sonic - I would love to hear RCR's take on GM's replacement to the, shall we say, horrendous Aveo.

[@ryanhouston7498]

Roman, that was the single most beautiful thing I've ever heard.

[@DanDD1]

Why didn't he open the door on the other side at 3:50?................

[@maestroadam]

17:55 I've had a professor do that TWICE in two of his classes! Brilliant bit of humor there!

[@lorenzvo5284]

" *Regular* Car Reviews: 2012 Audi *R8* *V10* " something is strange about the title

[@joshuadoliveiro]

I love the closing statements that Roman read out.

[@the4armedmonk]

what is the job of the owner of the car?

[@FirebirdCamaro1220]

Probably a business owner....

[@mws3779]

If this guy actually bought the car from brand new you should have asked them how much those carbon fiber inserts cost. They weren't stock.