Relieving My Stress with a One Star Massage | One Star Reviews

After a stressful year, VICE’s Taji Ameen is in need of a massage. However, if you get pampered in a One Star Reviewed massage parlor, is it still a pampering? To find out and put the business to the full test, Taji received an array of wellness procedures, from a foot rub to the full body thai massage.
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[@VICE]

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[@leniskim4495]

She was so cute when she jumped/ said “can you fly?” so random but adorable

[@vladimirmakarov334]

Just no it was not it was cringeworthy lol

[@impendingeuphoria8802]

@@vladimirmakarov334 it was cute, deal with it

[@vladimirmakarov334]

@@impendingeuphoria8802 it was cringeworthy and not cute it fucking sucks ass

[@MagnumCarta]

@@vladimirmakarov334 Just like this comment.

[@vladimirmakarov334]

@@MagnumCarta thanks bro

[@feastmode7931]

this just reminds me of my parents. asian immigrants, super hard working, don't really know how to "market" or suck up to customers other than a smile and affordable, quality service. this looks dope!

[@obitog5974]

That’s how it is my man

[@RedTitan5]

Maybe the reviewers are...Karens...

[@idk4nyname]

@@RedTitan5 deffff

[@PriyanshuSharma-ey3bc]

@@RedTitan5 can't expect much good from self-obsessed young people these days

[@tammyszu3570]

I used to go to a massage place that didn't even have rooms, it was just one big room with beds and curtains like in a hospital so you could hear EVERYTHING and EVERYONE. There was a language barrier too so I never spoke to any of the people who I got massages from, but the place was always packed. I went there 2xs a month for about a year. It was awkward every single time because we would just basically point and nod and smile haha, but the massages were good so it was worth it. It was a highly rated place though, just looked super janky.

[@nathanielboertien]

I love how the editors can turn anything into a star.

[@larsstougaard7097]

Yeah 5 star 🌟 work right there

[@bubblesxo]

or a heart. the editing is so funny i die when the shapes start to float

[@louis.k5123]

4:36 😂

[@shaz7163]

Um high and watching this!

[@auri2501]

this is literally always the best part

[@samoryTure]

" he didn't talk to me or my boyfriend " Well his job is to give you a massage not make useless small talks.

[@sidd964]

True

[@ddxo1751]

🤣 yes

[@jpclark454]

yea i was confused by that I'd be upset if they did talk

[@Reeothec]

@@jpclark454 ikr they dont seem fluent so wtf are they gonna say

[@abhinaythakur4681]

Asian people are less talkative they don't know how to do small talk.

[@drea6717]

That woman’s nails didn’t look long at all! Her nails looked very clean and well maintained to me. When they said long nails I was thinking Cardie B nails😂

[@broski7111]

maybe she did, but learned that she was hurting customer then cut them

[@petergulvas6553]

I would worry more about her pushing his lumbal spine like that :D

[@topochicooooo]

Still weird, a masseuse should have short nails without exception

[@themeltedchocolate]

If he could feel them then they were too long. I've gotten countless massages from multiple masseusses and I have never felt anybody's nail, male or female.

[@johnnyjonjohn8443]

@@broski7111 if she was truly a licensed trained professional she would have learned in school, specifically on her first day or first week latest, you must cut your nails down completely. It’s unsanitary and you can injure your client.

[@Greatendeav0rs]

Taji's actual reason for having tension in his back is because how he carries Vice.

[@cuzz467]

I agree

[@cinnamonrollypoly]

Lol, so true. They need to do more content like this, and just stop with the political garbage.

[@KYjchan]

underrated comment

[@crypticutopia7228]

Absolutely, probably one of the only good series left on VICE

[@asmrgod_]

Got em.

[@johndee759]

I think Taji is doing a great job. He gives these small businesses a chance to redeem themselves. Often times these negative reviews are written in a state of rage. Please take your time when you write reviews. Don’t come from a place of negative emotions.

[@locomotivelynnpacheco111]

I feel like that's what people live for, to tare others down. And the review sites are just a nother avenue for people to put others down or to continue to bullies others.

[@griffithdidnothingwrong462]

I’m going to that stripper joint

[@locomotivelynnpacheco111]

@@griffithdidnothingwrong462 Lol tell me how it goes. Lol that business owner seemed very intense 🤣🤣🤣 Taji's reaction to him was hilarious.

[@MonaLisaFire]

@@griffithdidnothingwrong462 keep us posted 😭

[@MonaLisaFire]

I agree with what was said. Some people just don't get their way or perhaps are having a bad day and they leave some of thw worst reviews. Of course everyone sees things and feel differently but I've read reviews of like food and went and got that dish and it was amazing lol

[@psychtank8681]

This episode actually folds out many wholesome stories.

[@ramennoodles5007]

Am on gu s

[@peter42liter93]

@@ramennoodles5007 goat comment 💯

[@chromatic6123]

As a licensed massage therapist, I never talk to my clients, unless they talk to me first and I can tell talking with them would make them feel more comfortable than just being silent.

[@carnuatus]

Also, English is not their first language and some people can be judgemental. Especially weird prejudices against those who speak tonal Asian languages. Also the comment about "falling asleep" really feels like a (not so veiled) racist comment??

[@eloahnon4952]

I would've never fathomed someone wanting a full on convo while being massaged???

[@robertleventhal1139]

Yeah some people might just want to listen to music or just relax and process their day. Just letting them choose is the best

[@chromatic6123]

@@eloahnon4952 bro you'd be surprised... there's someone people I've been massaging for years and I don't know anything about them, only say hello and good bye, and then there's some people I work on for 1 hour and hear their whole life story lol

[@jesussaves6625]

I would really hate it if I paid for a relaxing massage and someone was chatting at me the whole time.

[@jj987987987]

I just realize the awkwardness in this guy is the selling point of this series. It's golden

[@khancrow8212]

@@locomotivelynnpacheco111 You are special its not that people get it or dont get it lol some folks dont like it is all...pretty simple concept.

[@khancrow8212]

@@locomotivelynnpacheco111 hopefully you meant to sound as gay as that came off...

[@pootonz5810]

@@locomotivelynnpacheco111 then ur gross 🤢

[@locomotivelynnpacheco111]

@@pootonz5810 🤣🤣🤣

[@Whispering.Graves]

Lol duhh

[@Bullfrogerwytsch]

I love how his face through the hole was morphed into a star.

[@dvdrwsor]

Off hours it is used as a glory table.

[@rive-bs4sg]

@@dvdrwsor 😳

[@RaviTeja-ec1ze]

@@dvdrwsor 🤣

[@lloydzeroa.k.aforger6990]

@@dvdrwsor cursed comment, sir

[@alphaomega8373]

What strain you smoking on?

[@SamuelJ888]

I feel so many reviewers for massage places are so jaded. Not everyone speaks English who cares. Why do u feel u need to have a full blown convo with the masseuse

[@elijahrobinson5214]

Yeah that “teddy? Like teddy bear” pissed me off.

[@curtsk19]

Lol yeah people.dont know how to relax these days, they always need something stimulating

[@Orange56222]

In contrast I would hate if my masseuse talked to me. Like that’s my time to relax and I’m paying like $2 a min I’m not trying to engage in small talk lol.

[@bk341]

I really don’t understand anyone who would want to talk to someone else while getting a massage. These people must not have friends

[@Yamaha350w]

Rite less convo more happy ending ehh ama ritee😉

[@Zarkoth7]

A massage should do Taji’s chronic back pain good. Poor guy’s back must be turning to dust from carrying all of VICE.

[@dariengoheen747]

He's the least woke

[@domscards]

@@dariengoheen747 Stfu

[@amaramachupa6422]

@@domscards butthurt?

[@theodionne9370]

Goteem

[@pacotaco5526]

@@dariengoheen747 "woke"😅😅🤣

[@KeiferKif]

These people seem legit nice, I hope their business succeeds

[@SimpleHumman]

Thank you for being respectful, this could have gone so wrong in so many different ways. Highlighting the fact they are husband and wife was surprising and gave a more compassionate, humanising view of an industry plagued with nefarious characterizations which aren't always true.

[@Masssshysteria]

seriously im so glad they didnt crack simple minded happy ending jokes, but it does feel shitty to see that Vice pinned a happy ending comment

[@sarajasion5657]

i love this couple. they seem really kind. they are trying to make a living

[@causetheplumstasteyum7848]

A lot of people are kind when they are taking your money and they have a camera filming them working ...

[@beefy2784]

i HATEW athis couple and YOU

[@PeterCaptainObvious]

@@beefy2784 English when?

[@Sir_Catnip]

@@beefy2784 Do you come with closed captions, sir Beef?

[@Ghosty716]

@@causetheplumstasteyum7848 yeah so let’s just dismiss them as terrible people

[@chdz92]

Taji and who ever edit these videos need a raise

[@larsstougaard7097]

Yes sir a 5 star 🌟 edit

[@assassinaria]

they're carrying vice on their backs right now lol

[@r053_p3t4l]

So many of these reviews end up people just assuming the worst bc of a language barrier. It's sad that people are so judgemental

[@locomotivelynnpacheco111]

And insecure ☝️

[@TheAnonapersons]

no happy ending bad review

[@TheGamingAlong]

As an asian myself, i can say some of this review shows that most american are self-centered.

[@Sir_Catnip]

@@TheGamingAlong As an American cat, I have to say I agree with you lol

[@eloahnon4952]

@@TheGamingAlong I was going to say egotistical, but yes.

[@jolidesir]

Whoever edits these needs a raise.

[@spider3755]

The editor makes 200k per year tho

[@flintsky7706]

“what’s your name?” “terry” “teddy?” “terry” “awesome, like a teddy bear”

[@gg-zp3hf]

*Then complete silence*

[@PaniniPressing]

in the context he should have heard Terry...who names their kid teddy?

[@renaissancechimp667]

@@PaniniPressing many people 😂 in fact the name for teddy bear comes from Teddy Roosevelt.

[@DeeSnutts]

@@PaniniPressing Teddy is a normal name... have you seen what kanye and kim named their kid? NORTH! North West

[@PeterCaptainObvious]

"There's a clear language barrier" No he just misheard 😂

[@AbbyUwU]

This is probably the least dangerous one he’s done so far

[@sodisgusteen]

He deserves less danger and less tension

[@CryptoRoast_0]

I mean, in the other ones he might die, in this one he could end up paralyzed. Both pretty damn bad 😳

[@jopan1363]

The tattoo 🤣 turned out good but dude!!!

[@safaa9654]

I disagree xD she could have dislocated his shoulder or something lool

[@jdm000]

idk, when she put her knees in taji’s back, could be pretty dangerous. But i’m really happy for taji, he needs this so bad for all others videos.

[@gin8865]

The tacky edits just make this series SO much better

[@charlesmiv3842]

Yes

[@samplename8721]

Yes

[@seanceknowles2911]

Yes

[@nocturnalmeatpie2200]

Yes

[@noirpebeat]

Yes

[@ronniemata5724]

First off, I loved this video. Second off, that thing she said about it being a "good pain" perfectly reflects everything I have heard about Eastern massage. Countries in the east have a different concept of massages being something that hurts rather than the western concept of a painless, soothing rub. Pretty interesting stuff

[@vickydeezombies]

I find those kind of massages look way better!

[@nicolesong6199]

Oh absolutely. That's the thing about cupping, usually all this hurts, but afterwards it's like your blood flows better. Acupuncture is not quite the same, needles aren't so scary because they're so thin you barely feel them except the tiny prick when they first go in. I am not sure about its effects, they're not so tangible unless you combine the two... Here's my story of the time I had acupuncture in my back, and cupping on top of that. What came out of my back (the massager took a photo to let me see, or was it my mum?) was very satisfying... a mix of clotted blood, blood plasma, and somehow... oil?????? Oil???? i know i feel fat sometimes but is that OIL???? i hope i'm remembering this right. the masseuse did not explain exactly what that was. but i did feel better afterward.

[@SkyyPiano]

I prefer Eastern style massage. Every time I go to a Western spa, they never massage me hard enough, even when I ask for maximum firmness, and I still feel like my muscles have tension afterwards.

[@MultiSciGeek]

Wait a massage is not supposed to hurt? That explains my girlfriend's complaints... Damn

[@curlyhairdudeify]

​@@MultiSciGeek Yeap, pain releases endorphins.

[@gertrudelanny9241]

The people complaining probably wanted a “happy ending” and were angry when a woman of that professionalism refused them. I’d go there! Seems relaxing

[@zhekazheka7874]

"It was awkward, they didnt talk to me". Lmao, the masseuse isnt supposed to talk to you, youre supposed to relax in quiet.

[@zixtonfix1640]

2:53 that awkwardness caught me off guard

[@T25de]

😅

[@kitchenfloorbackflip]

The worry on his face had me laughing so hard

[@criemer2586]

the pleading in his eyes seemed totally at odds with the situation. so funny

[@MustacheMaxKC]

That face to star transition was amazing.

[@juliensarmento8597]

Today was the day Taji received a happy ending...

[@dvdrwsor]

Those one star who complained about the nails were the happy ending ones. The nails are harmless at regular massages.

[@Reveelh]

A 5 star happy ending. everyones happy

[@juliensarmento8597]

@@dvdrwsor You solved the mystery

[@Texas_Made6990]

Yes bro. F@#$ the haters. I instantly watch everytime I see him put out a new vid. Great content bro

[@edwardfranklin18]

And then... Terry walks in to clean him off LOL

[@ricseasons]

This guy is such a good dude and someone I could be friends with. He's objective but critical and sees the brightest side in everything and everyone.

[@SheilaR.08]

Just discovered these videos and am struck by the kindness. It's amazing how much difference it makes when you make an effort to speak to people instead of looking for reasons to post snark online. I see lovely, hardworking people whose first language is not English. They made every effort, and there's nothing more that you can ask. I'm hooked! 💜

[@sweetgirl4u247]

I don't know why I find these oddly satisfying and horrifying at the same time.

[@larsstougaard7097]

Like a car crash , you can't look away

[@wesleyhempoli5548]

maybe you just have personal issues? there's nothing horrifying about a massage, bro.

[@jacobromero7649]

@@wesleyhempoli5548 she means the one star review episodes... and they are horrifying at times lol.

[@user-by6yc8yl7v]

I'm convinced this guy is legitimately a good actor and his whole awkward confused thing hes got going on is a total put on.

[@Thecatnamedkiwi]

Definitely

[@user-by6yc8yl7v]

@@Thecatnamedkiwi cant hate though, hes getting his $

[@dannykv1234567]

yeah very similar to nathan for you

[@dylanb2086]

Absolutely - he is very willing to push on awkward things and troll on his show. He's a super confident guy, possibly even a slight jerk. But a likeable jerk

[@Kyle_Lurz]

This was on my recommended and I’m not disappointed this kid is hilarious

[@itsallgood5314]

You have to watch the whole series! This is literally the least intense episode haha

[@DMWBN3]

I gat a warm fuzzy feeling every time a new show pops up. Awkwardly funny.

[@Nige.]

She skillfully avoided every question through the rouse of a language barrier. Fair play

[@KevinRAAMAAAGE]

This couple is so cute. I don't think people realize that real massages HURT. My aunt is a massage therapist and I dread having them in my hands, but it always feels so much better. This lady looks like she knows what she's doing. Massage hurts the therapist too

[@Lunaxdreams]

This massage actually looked way better then any one I’ve ever gotten

[@kadencollins]

She confused the massage with her side job in the WWE

[@KiidDivine3]

Or her fantasy to kill her ex husband

[@charlesmiv3842]

@@KiidDivine3 ool

[@fairdose]

Why is Taji still single? He’s awkward, geeky and charming at the same time.

[@happyviewer4872]

Right?? If I were a couple of decades younger.....

[@kikigood7567]

Cause he's straight

[@MiniM69]

What?

[@user-og7qq5zy8p]

how do you know he's single?

[@74thartillery__]

The moment he got a girlfriend that will be the time VICE will fired him because the company hate str8 people.

[@beaniebop84]

This was hilarious!!! As a licensed professional CMT, she did know what she was doing but her nails should have been cut and we don’t speak to clients unless spoken to. We want you to experience the most from your session & that includes being able to fully relax. We also should check in with pressure to make sure that you’re fully comfortable. We can do great deep work but to your level of comfort. Communication between MT & Client is extremely important & due to the language barrier, is probably why most clients felt awkward & uncomfortable. Other than that I think they both did great & completely know what they’re doing! 💕

[@TRAGICTIDES]

as someone who has worked receptionist for a massage place for a few years, i can say first hand that usually the key for ( properly trained/educated) therapists is that they shouldn't be making small talk ( not including consultations) unless the customer initiates it, and would like to vent/ talk about their day, I totally get the awkward tension in these scenarios tho where they aren't fully regulated. its just out of respect for you to enjoy your time, and it allows the therapists to do their job when they're better focused on... not talking. ya know? there's literally nothing rude about it, i promise, these people are just so talkative in their daily lives they don't know when to just relax and legit just try not talking for like an hour.

[@yeahyuhyeah]

ikr? i dont understand why not talking is a bad thing

[@TheOriginalGenghis]

I clicked on this faster than Taji makes a conversation awkward.

[@RubenTrucks]

That's pretty fast

[@DMWBN3]

You have some seriously fast flicking & clicking going on.

[@Selene666]

lol

[@alexanderghanem8231]

😂😂😂

[@notnef]

I see Taji, I watch

[@averymahan3795]

I see taji, I sex

[@desi2119]

ew.

[@AfGG]

I see Taji, I love mole 💯

[@JWW-tq3jg]

Same here

[@scooty77punx]

Turtle 🐢 the man!!!

[@rbae]

Whoever edits these transitions needs a raise 💀

[@simmonsthe3rd814]

The special effects are sooo cheesy/low-budget, I loooove it 😂

[@emozi6730]

😁 point

[@Qambar44]

The editors with the star transitions 💀😂

[@nakedscorpion2274]

The star face made my day

[@Waveripper36]

We are gathered here today

[@morningstarrss]

Yes

[@aishwariyasweety2433]

And we are wondering why.

[@WhuDhat]

Dearly beloved

[@charliehippler770]

@@WhuDhat haha came into my head instantly

[@Grahf0]

Wuv... Twue wuv...

[@atulgupta7573]

Taji can create any moment to awkwardness..... Just his face expression is enough....

[@cameronrivera5771]

This is exactly what I experienced when I got massages in Thailand, idk what these reviews are going on about. Thai-styled massages are no joke and make you feel so relaxed afterwards. Why would you even want to have a conversation with the masseuse... you are supposed to unwind and relax...

[@kevinking1750]

I'm glad to see this one went so well. They seem like a nice couple that are just trying to make it in this tough world, good for them and best of luck.

[@MrVHI123]

Finally my man got something he deserves after hearing reports of him hospitalized due to back pain for carrying Vice News.

[@jayceh1031]

Everytime I see Taji's face on the thumbnail, I go straight to the comments.

[@larsstougaard7097]

Ha ha 😂 me too

[@larsstougaard7097]

@@mrvalski well I just think that he got a mixed audience, some loved him and some hated him. I read some say Vice has gone downhill the last years and that's why maybe he stands out now more as more fun and quirky 🤪

[@nintencat]

I was getting some Lady Boy vibes so I went straight for the comments.

[@doublehelim]

Taji legit makes this show! The editors doing an amazing job!

[@Runbts_ot7]

I'm from Thailand and Thai massages are support to hurt, with some even asking what pain level you would prefer. I do agree her nails were long but everything else looked standard. Although painful it does help with tension after, some people are not use to having that type of massage so they jump to conclusions instead of doing research

[@rahulphoen]

We're not here because KZbin recommended this video. We're here cuz we subscribed to see more of Taji's adventures in search of happy endings

[@janycebrown4071]

Taji brings the BEST out of the WORST 🤗💕

[@atlasbutnotthetitan393]

The awkwardness in some parts make me want to hide my face lmao

[@dirkdiggler5525]

and where exactly do you want to hide your face??

[@Yarmox]

Like an ostrich

[@charlesmiv3842]

Weeb

[@Gabrielle-vg1ty]

"The knot was from the stress weighing down on getting down to the one star review" Gold.

[@rednek666]

Editing of this is just pure gold. One star gold.

[@mustipunyaemail]

One pure gold.

[@Priyankkrsingh]

I wasn't aware that a person is literally on you thighs in Thai massage. Anyway taji got through that. He is a brave boy

[@Orange56222]

I did a Thai massage and it was more intense than the normal ones I get but it was honestly probably the best one I’ve gotten. And I don’t like intense pressure but idk the way they do it was great. Would highly recommend

[@Gatorade69]

I dunno, I would love a massage like that.

[@infinityvonfox8904]

Next episode: Getting Taji's mole removed with a one star dermatologist

[@arxeha]

i would rather not🤣

[@aak1992]

😂

[@katherinepoltoratzky6068]

That would not be wise! One guy tried taking his mole (melanoma) off himself and it killed him. Don't mess with moles. VERY bad advice!

[@Methodsaimon]

@@katherinepoltoratzky6068 true it can spread cancer!

[@alejandroprc]

The voiceovers for the reviews capture the customers frustration perfectly🤣

[@B.Colby107]

Taji is the main person i watch this channel love how dedicated he is to our entertainment and education

[@ianmayle]

You should have added bone cracking noises to the edits lol

[@michaeluhl6126]

The only reason his back was on knots is because he is the only one carrying VICE. protect this man at all cost #LordTaji

[@ArtisticlyAlexis]

The problem w/ this series is, is that they _KNOW_ they're being filmed, so of course he has great customer service & no problems.

[@Ass_of_Amalek]

except for the people who are too crazy to act normal

[@locomotivelynnpacheco111]

Lol and the match maker lady! She was quite brutal.

[@causetheplumstasteyum7848]

Not always though , the proof is there to begin with seeing the reviews , the hairdresser dude was being filmed and still acted miserable , as did the botox guy and a few of the others

[@locomotivelynnpacheco111]

@@causetheplumstasteyum7848 ya you guys are right... How bout the driver's ed instructor, she seemed pretty ready for a disaster and had a little smile on her face the whole time lol 😂😂😂

[@causetheplumstasteyum7848]

@@locomotivelynnpacheco111 :D hehe , indeed , in truth i think the horrible looking buffet food would have been the worse experience

[@jackattack8o8]

This is a very good series, I hope it continues for a long time to come. Taji is always respectful from what I’ve seen regardless of the level of service.

[@Ganderlow]

4:35 whoever edited this, I love you.

[@sleepyrowdy1826]

Got me everytime

[@shanek6582]

Probably guys going in assuming they’re going to get a happy ending because shes Chinese, then disappointed because she’s actually a real, qualified masseuse

[@Zluken]

That's a thai thing, not chinese.

[@sragen99]

@@Zluken no. Chinese, Korean, and even Latina. Why do they call them AMP in the first place? Lol

[@DMWBN3]

Fisjy what's AMP? Only thing I know called an amp is to do with hi-fi.

[@sragen99]

@@DMWBN3 Asian Massage Parlor

[@shanek6582]

@G NOS they will go out of business then

[@Morphingtime602]

The editing for this ep is on point 😂😂

[@eyeballmaster8734]

I like this guy, i like how he always tries to turn a negative into a positive!

[@BenjamynTM]

You're a legend dude "That sounds painful" then just stares at the cam 😂

[@vivssoto]

taji needed this back massage the way he’s been carrying vice on his back these past couple years

[@denverabella279]

Taji truly deserved this episode. His back must be so sore for carrying this channel.

[@momoney6804]

Man I miss this episodes!!! Great to see Taji back enjoying the touch of a human 🤣🤣🤣

[@umvemnyama]

this series deserves a five star review. good work bro. love the awkward personality lmao

[@cdsmock4512]

The supreme editing, effects, and over-the-top music make this series so amazing. 😆

[@kaythekat913]

This is so wholesome 🥺 Taji makes me embrace my own weird awkwardness because I see it's just being real 😭💖

[@msanders777]

Anyone that knows a massage therapist knows falling asleep is one of the primary occupational challenges.

[@locomotivelynnpacheco111]

I have done it before 🤭🤭

[@locomotivelynnpacheco111]

Luckily I knew this person well!!!

[@wutafiasco]

11 yr therapist, i’ve never fallen asleep during a massage

[@locomotivelynnpacheco111]

@@wutafiasco Good for 👍👍

[@locomotivelynnpacheco111]

@@wutafiasco that's better than han me.

[@seb.sketchin]

Taji is so entertaining to watch

[@hunnnerrlarry2058]

The edits are so well done. Gives it a really good professional 90s awkward film like Bill nye or a school video of some sort. Love this

[@antosharboonian6110]

I love watching taji. Hes the highlight to some of my days and i wouldnt want any other host than him. 5/5 stars for the Nr.1 1 star reviewer.

[@KiidDivine3]

“Don’t worry about that, Don’t worry about that”

[@DMWBN3]

15 years of studying or being at college. Think the language barrier fell at that point.

[@charlesmiv3842]

lol

[@Orange56222]

@@DMWBN3 she might have thought he was asking how long they were practicing

[@priyanktrivedi1532]

Finally!!! New Episodes with 5 star content , but still One Star !!

[@DMWBN3]

This dude cracks me up, his flow is uniquely funny.

[@charliestone3581]

Love you Taji, thank you for helping these small businesses shine.

[@jeremybaumann9180]

I binged watched all these episodes in 1 day. I know more of the reviews in my life

[@patcaza6166]

@9:01 thats one happy ending smile

[@curiousgeorgia11.11]

He blinked with one eye 👁

[@JordanTelezino]

taj's natural worried face makes me laugh

[@aliabbasrizvi929]

I love this series, I thought it ended but our hero is back!!! 🙌🏼

[@HaydenWalker]

I really liked these people, they were just hardworking and were very good at there jobs

[@reisswalker5044]

I actually really enjoy watching Taji, all of he's Vice episodes are amazing!

[@DaddyDaughterBroadcasting]

As awkward as Taji seems, he probably gets more happy endings than most of us. Great to see One Star Reviews back!

[@thealmightybipper3381]

As a massage therapist, with Thai being my favorite style, nothing seemed terrible that I saw. The only constructive criticism I'd give is that yes, her nails were a bit on the longer side for a therapist and at least what I learned in school is that you shouldn't have your nails painted since they could potentially chill and get paint flakes on your client, and maybe listen more to the client's body language and sounds. Massage does uncover muscle tension you didn't always know was there, but you should always work within the client's comfort level even if you think they should have deeper pressure. You can still get work done within the pressure level they can handle. As for techniques, those were all legit. I've knelt on clients' backs like that before and most have really enjoyed it! Granted, I only weigh 115lbs, but she didn't look very big either. I think people probably weren't sure what to expect when they went in, and it was just hard to communicate due to the language barrier. And no, massage therapists don't normally make small talk unless the client initiates it. A lot of people don't like being talked to during massage, so we don't do it. Overall, nothing seemed too bad. Definitely didn't look worth the one stars.

[@sinfulsymbiote2978]

Finally another 1 star review episode, please give Taji more screen time. He just makes pure gold content every chance he gets 🤣💪

[@michaelfabian2401]

Goddamnit I just love Taji... I'll continue to watch anything he makes and produces. Keep up the good work man ✌

[@screamingtrees9619]

This is the only part of Vice that’s consistent in terms of delivering good content, regular Vice is a hit or miss, usually a miss though.

[@nickoreckless8115]

“Do you have like a menu of options” lmfao taji and Andrew callahan from all gas no breaks would break the internet with a collab

[@Teanagemewtantninja]

The savior..good job man you actually worked harder than them by showering light in their lives...thank you