REMEMBERING PRIMARY SCHOOL...

Hey you ol' flutes! Who remembers the days of having NO responsibilities?!
They were good, right?!
Well let's look back on some of the things we had to go through...
Get involved and comment below what YOUR primary school was like!
Thank you for watching the video and I hope you enjoy it :)

[@StevieKnows]

Hello you ol’ flutes! Really hope you enjoyed the video. I still have no idea why we had to learn how to play the recorder 😂😂😂 Let me know some stories from your primary school in the comments below! 👊🏻

[@weenevil7312]

In my. Primary one of the dinner lady’s set toast on fire 3 times in 1 week

[@chloefuller4424]

In my primary school we had to drink milk and fruit before home time But I’m not saying I hated it

[@cayxmarkham_]

Stevie Knows PICK A NUMBER JAMES

[@sarahscurr4942]

Stevie knows in one of my maths classes we hade this now teacher and she was strict and l fro-we a pence at her and miss sore and took me out but before that me finking l am cool sed to my best friend should l use the yes ore no rubber and l did it sed no so l didn’t listen so they got my hed ticker and they hated me so before all of my math class l used the rubber and when it sed yes l would be have when it sed no l would always be a bad girl and she always gave we a detention fore nothing but it was funny #who-knows stevie knows l love you xx

[@GirlWhoLovesStrangerThings]

Stevie Knows the best was when the fire alarm went off during lessons and then it means you get to miss a bit of the lesson.

[@Ray-xl8jv]

Sitting in the benches in year 6 being like : *kiss thy ground I walk on peasants. I am your ruler now*

[@Angie-ls7bd]

oof so true

[@salemsuxx3656]

The Humanoid Person i feel like im being ripped off now😭😭😭

[@pennschoolrocks123]

My funny story about primary school is the night before school I had watched the old cbbc show Kerching! The next day in assembly I had won an award of sorts (forgotten what for) so as I walked between the rows of students to collect it. I yelled “Kerching!” Doing the same actions I had seen on the show. Got the whole school hall laughing. Staff weren’t as pleased though.

[@mayaolivia6133]

you can’t beat the harvest festival song, oo yeah have a sausage roll and then it got banned from my year group

[@RavensRedWings]

69th like

[@mayaolivia6133]

we were forced to play trumpet and trombone, and me being me I had to wing all the performances😂😂

[@oliviaelliott1333]

The recorder for me😂😂

[@tiny_animator168]

I played the ukulele

[@nicolamullin1752]

He got the whole world in his hands was my tune 😂😂

[@aro6648]

Well this is very accurate. My primary school was exactly like this, except we all sat on the floor in assembly.

[@bro-rn3tf]

Yeah same

[@emilygg1236]

Same but the year 6s were allowed on the benches if we set them out which we never really did

[@paris1064]

when the people in my school turned into year 6 they were allowed on the benches

[@Angie-ls7bd]

I'm still in primary school, sitting on the floor sucks ;-;

[@paris1064]

@@Angie-ls7bd enjoy primary school and make lots of good memory there i love to look back and remember all of the amazing care free times we had. secondary school fly's by so fast. 1 minute i was a year 7 and now BAM im year 10 sometimes i still think im in year 9 or something also dont worry bout your sats the end of year 6 i panicked and failed all of them and found out they aren't important as you can tell by my terrible grammar. i know everyone says this and when i was told about all this stuff i didn't listen and i really wish that i did this is completely of topic from what your comment was about but oh well you probably would have stopped reading and got board by now sorry lol anyway make good memories and dont worry about SAT's teacher make it sound like its as important as a job application or something

[@eviepeacock3346]

One time these two people from my class bumped into each lithe and kissed!!!! One of them had a hat over the whole face but they still sat at the opposite sides of the playground sulking when everyone else was screaming “OHHHHHH THEY KISSED THEY KISSED ______ AND ________ SITTING OM A TREE K I S S I N G” 🤣😂

[@callanmacandie]

OH MY GOD!!! 🤣🤣

[@ur_girl_evie]

U always make me smile and laugh keep up what your doing 😂 xx

[@communist_oranges]

Anyone else legit made it their lives mission to watch every single video from this channel? No? Just me? I'll go home now...

[@savsybunny7955]

YO I THOUGH MY PRIMARY SCHOOL WAS THE ONLY SCHOOL THAT HAD BENCHES FOR YEAR 6s IN ASSEMBLY

[@salemsuxx3656]

C h a r m SAME!!!!

[@joel00891]

No they did it when it was my year in year 6 they always said no year 5s sit on benches 😂 I skipped assemblies cuz year 6s should have more space than yr 1s

[@hannahranderia2244]

Zendaya... on your mum's phone? Worrying😂🤣😂

[@milliepatersonsmith]

Pick a number *JAMES* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dead 🤣 luv u Stevie 😂

[@kitty121261]

THE HARVEST SONG!! Once I was messing around on those benches that were made of bricks and had wood on top. I slipped and got a huge gash down the inside of my thigh and the nurse called my mum to tell her to come get me but she told my mum I had "a small graze on her leg". You can imagine the freak out my mum had when she came to get me and saw that my thigh was covered in blood 😂😂

[@dragonblaze7133]

I remember back in primary school we were forced to learn how to play the cello or violin. They even made us take our chosen instrument home and told us "learn at home" I didn't do anything with the cello when I took it home..

[@tay_tay_iddy_hi4310]

First and i story i have from primary is every friday we had to sing 3 little birds by bob marley me and my mate made our own version : Dont worry about a smurf Coz every little smurf will be alright Singing dont worry about a smurf Coz every little smurf is gonna be alright Rise up this morning Smiled a the rising smurf 3 little smurfs Stood by my smurf step Singing smurf songs of melodies pure and smurf Singing this id my message to smur-ur-urf Singing dont worry about a smurf Coz every little smurf is gonna be alright Singing dont worry about a smurf Coz every little smurf is gonna be alright Rise up this morning smiled at the rising smurf 3 little smurfs stood by my smurf step Singing smurf songs Of melodiespure and smurf Singing this is my message to smur-ur-urf Singing dont worry about a smurf Coz every little smurf is gonna be alright Singing dont worry about a smurf Coz every little smurf is gonna be alright Don't worry About a smurf Coz every smurf is gonna be alright Singing dont worry about a smurf Coz every little smurf is gonna be alright Singing dobt worry about a smurf

[@mariarobinson5048]

pure gold xDD

[@ashhewitt680]

Can relate to all of these soo hard 😂😂😂 what a way to make me smile

[@whtvr5225]

When I was younger, we all sit on the floor at the assembly area. There was only assembly on Mondays but you still use to sit there and read a book. So every year during Eid, (I live in Malaysia) we would wear traditional clothes and have fun during that time. While everybody had to sit, prefects has to do rounds making sure everyone was quiet. And my friends used to sneak a few Eid cookies to me(i was a prefect) to give letters to their crush 'cuz we didn't have lockers and we couldn't sneak anything to our crush, so if you hand the letter to a prefect, it's basically anonymous and nobody will know it's you. It was the best😅

[@emilygg1236]

Can’t forget about blocky and getting into fights because they never left the post. Or the dinner lady’s thinking they were the shit.( they were not)

[@hannah8395]

This is a classic! Love this and ur song Stevie!!!

[@0court]

All of them I relate to😂😂 thank you for existing😂🙌 here’s a crazy story- So I was in school and me and my friends were “doing” work. The paper towel thing came up so we did a test. My friend went to the teacher and said “I got a headache” they said get some water Then I went up and said “My stomach hurts” and she said “PaPeR tOwL tHeN” I walked off laughing at how ridiculous it was😂😂 and the Jesus story’s don’t get me started😂 in my school you would get in trouble for not singing them and if you were unlucky and had to do a prayer in school and don’t pray then you would be right up in The headteacher office😂 The good old days😂😌

[@ellacannon5591]

I love your paper towel song!😂

[@Manchesterunitedfan2013]

Me too

[@Manchesterunitedfan2013]

😂😂😂

[@onikatalbot3215]

😂😂😂😂the meme that went with "i know you are but what am i?" This whole video represents 8 years at my primary school from nursery to year 6

[@maddie8073]

At my primary school, we went into lunch in year groups and I always wanted to be last in because the last year in, got leftovers

[@erin_0293]

Mads xox those were the days now we get teachers screaming at us to sit down despite there are no chairs left... go figure.

[@milliepatersonsmith]

Mads xox innit every Friday we’d be the last and it was chips! 😋😋😋😋

[@emilygg1236]

Did anyone else have the year 5-6 play leaders that went around bossing everyone about

[@aashi8316]

Called ' buddies '

[@molliebirbeck]

I relate so much haha we used to sing “hes got the whole world in his hands” honestly when you got to the bench you knew you made it in life

[@lxwis5845]

I love watching these

[@howdoesoneusername-142]

1:32 😂😂😂 yup true I'm in year 8 now....I still use it and when they say smart or a complement you say "I know I am bit what are you"

[@mixxlezinc8597]

I could never forget primary school even though I'm already in secondary school (year 9) !!!

[@marthathompson10]

this is so relatableeee!! i used to love singing those Jesus classics, it was the besttt 😆 and when we sat on the benches, we felt like pure royalty! also i love this videooo 💞💯

[@xh9010]

This makes me laugh so much 😂😂😂

[@bellaloasby9627]

U are acc sooo relatably funny 😂😂😂😂😂

[@chloefuller4424]

U r amazing and so inspirational xx

[@Sophie70473]

This is so accurate and the song "I was cold I was naked were u there" was the best cause all the year 6 and year 3 would laugh there heads off

[@sm0l_kiwi71]

I got in trouble for having a sand fight with my friend during Golden time. 😂

[@soogsie]

Golden time was the gift from god 😂😂

[@harriethopwood8318]

I herd the swinging on your chair story every year and as we all got older we didn’t believe in it anymore

[@MegannBashford]

there was a rumour that went round primary that a few kids in our year had hooked up in the toilets big yikes 😂

[@cmacohullahoops945]

And this is is where the infamous song originated from Much respect Stevie

[@ambergracehatch4383]

OMG the recorder thing I was *FORCED* to do lol and it is sooooooo not fair xxxxx You are beautiful and blessed no matter what anyone says You are loved and cared for by others Enjoy your life XXXXXXX 💙💘💓💖💙

[@yasminmosavie2471]

“I know u are but what am I “ my friends till this day still uses that

[@johnstrong7138]

“I Know you are but what am I” was the best comeback at the time, but it literally made no sense 😂

[@trex1514]

Aaaaahhh the recorder 😂❤

[@bb1gamerjessxd413]

0:26 vOicE CraCK 😂😂😂

[@LexiiAllen17]

PAPER TOWELS ARE ICONIC!

[@angharad8696]

anyone else used to not go outside at break and just sit inside sharpening pencils? no just me?

[@crooked_mermaid]

So a branch stabbed through my cheek in primary. I don’t remember much from that day all I remember was standing in front of a mirror in my cute denim dress and thinking,”DAY OFF FROM SCHOOL!!!”

[@lucybarrett3788]

Best come back going....😂 we didnt use a ribber we had an eightball 🤦‍♀️😂

[@hollieblyth9175]

Every time we have to do solos in trumpet I ask to go to the toilet when I don’t need to cuz I hate the lesson so much. And my jam from primary is definitely Spring Chicken! Anyone else? 😂

[@oliviasenior6292]

I can’t even make them fortune teller things. Tbh I never got how people ever did it 🤣🤣

[@Starlight-vz7qd]

Olivia Senior same here

[@anidleteen]

Same, I wanted one to remember equations in physics so I had to get my friend to make it 😹

[@amyartlover]

When you were in year 6, you were basically the kings and queens of the whole school

[@Pugzie2000]

The fact that I was in a class with someone who actually did fall back on his chair and did crack his head open.... The weird bit is that I never learnt back on my chair till a few years after that happened

[@debbstibb]

OMG! So relatable!

[@kyla2240]

I thought pumps were soo comfy in primary so I wore them as actual school shoes but on one really hot day I was walking home and my foot was burning and there was like a giant hole at the bottom of my pumps😂 oh and church songs were like my jam at that time 🤣

[@shannonbarnes1992]

This is so accurate to my primary school x

[@crazycrews887]

All of this was relative Seriously all of this was relative

[@aashi8316]

Do you mean relatable?

[@crazycrews887]

Another thing is that spelling was the worst thing ever in primary and sill is so ya

[@charley2784]

I’m in primary and this is so true and plus I sang your paper towel song to my friends when she fell over then she laughed and started singing to

[@daisymckennan]

I love you Stevie even though your really funny and you make me laugh a lot xox

[@t._.marshall._138]

U forgot the "goodmorning mrs jones, goodmorning everyone" with everyone out of sync that sayd it in the morning 😂😂

[@laynecarson2806]

Last year in Yr 6 I was sent to a corner in school and I was annoyed at my teacher and then she called me back and I was even more annoyed cause I wanted to stay there😂

[@Manticoresliketea]

When I was in primary school was in one of the most boring classes of my life so I looked out of the window and it was snowing. I turned to my friend and whispered in her ear 'look its snowing' she passed the message round the class and everyone started going up to the window and squishing there faces on the glass. For some reason the teacher let us out because we were more interested about the snow than her teaching methods. The best and weirdest time of my life😂😉😅😁❄️

[@hanlouise5719]

We were forced to play the glockenspiel I’m like okkkk then I’ll learn to play a metal thing 😂

[@lucyalexandra.]

cheers for calling us ol’ flutes stevie boï

[@hobo_nugget8127]

U : I’m stevie knows Me : I know u are but what am I! Haha 🤣 ily 🤟 💖

[@btsloversugaa7522]

lol i use to use chatter boxes too😂😂

[@jessicazabini9993]

When my friends say something mean I use the “I know you are but what am I” just to annoy them 😂😂

[@kierascrivens7179]

The most accurate video ever 😂😂

[@trex1514]

AND PLEASE DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE "I KNOW U R BUT WHAT AM I"

[@graceandrews6843]

I was always on the.wall and everyone would come and be like oooo what did u 😂

[@demonbrother4147]

I remember in primary school me and mate took half of the sandwiches and ate them all in a little corner haha those good times

[@hollytimmins1212]

I’m in my last year of primary ( yr 6 ) I want to leeeeaaaavvvvveeeeee

[@ethanj0076]

Lmao sooooo funny and so true

[@gracemchughh1979]

Your so funny 😂 😂😂😂😂😂

[@xpipermspx688]

I’m leaving primary this year but I’m heartbroken bc primary is more equivalent to life than equivalent fractions

[@erin_0293]

We didn’t get benches in primary we had to sit in our “family groups” and the little ones quiet. Side note does anyone remember “From the tiny ant to the elephant”

[@aashi8316]

Care for them it's up to you!

[@erin_0293]

Aashi Chougule NO ONE ELSE WILL CARE FOR THEM ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP TO YOU!!!!!!

[@aashi8316]

@@erin_0293 from the singing lark

[@pixqi]

I can’t even think of a story from primary school lmao 😂

[@bridgetchepita2802]

We used to play the recorder in grade 4, it sounded horrible when we all played it together 😂

[@katiewalsh449]

Yes paper towel 🧻 😂

[@Juliemariehall1]

At primary school my head teacher treated taking blue tac of the walls like a bloody murder, she said that it was a crime, we were only 7 😂😂😂

[@itzmais]

Yasss accurate I can’t believe I’m in year 11 now!

[@morganXo]

So trueee😍😂♥️Xxx

[@mayonaiseontoast]

I can relate to this next year. Im a school captain and I have to run assemblies so it’s really annoying can wait to high school

[@Starlight-vz7qd]

Who remembers the school rules song, Me and my friends change the lyrics to schools burning

[@mollytooze1197]

Singing along to the Jesus bangers😂

[@rhimarie6732]

HES GOT THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD IN HIS HANDS😂

[@leahkaye9668]

Exactly the same but instead of the flier or recorder it was the clarinet

[@evieclarke8514]

When I was at primary school, the whole school was having an assembly and I came in to ask my teacher a question and when I was walking towards the door I thought if I just pushed the door I’ll go out of the Hall but instead of leaving I went straight into the door and the whole assembly laughed! 😂✨😅❤️

[@moomack]

who else thinks he could be an entertainer in theatres i think he just has that personality

[@georgiemay3001]

In year four we were all forced to play the clarinet... apparently they thought we were all squidward

[@bro-rn3tf]

Right ok this is my story so basically all of the teachers used to say to us don't bite your pen because an old student of mine bit his pen swallowed the nib of the pen then choked on it and got ink poisoning and had to go to hospital x

[@yasminmosavie2471]

I know u are but what am I 😂 ahh we still do that all the time and we’re in year 7 😂

[@katy8236]

Them 10 dislikes are teachers 😂😂😂

[@anonanon7955]

We were going to sit on the benches then out of no where the said only captains can

[@chloekirton3432]

Love u stevie

[@jamielittle8499]

In my dance class my teacher gave me the silent treatment for the hole lesson

[@Lily-rc8hq]

Yaaasssss why is this so true 😂😂

[@pointlessgrace3691]

The leaning back on the chair story in my primary school was the teacher would say: I had a student that lrand back on his chair and he fell cracked his head open and went to hospital.

[@superninja493]

Remembering Primary School, is something I wish I could do, altough I know a lot of this didn’t happen at my school

[@Leo-be2zu]

I remember I didn’t have sats because of lockdown and now I am in year 7 doing great in school 😄

[@negaspyrog2837]

Back in grade 4 i broke my recorder....my tecaher had short term memory loss after that

[@sf90088]

In my primary only the year 6 classes got to sit on the benches