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[@JamesGreenwood-c9y]

At long last a Chanel fronted by someone who knows what they are doing, i am new to motorcycling and wanted to save money, time and effort, With all the short cuts i can pick up from a man like you motorcycling will be great . I am so inspired in fact i am now going to change the boiling hot coolant in my bike wearing a thong and flip flops. Keep up the good work.

[@J_Dos46]

I’ve been a subscriber to this channel since march 2005 and have waited in anticipation each week for Matt to deliver high quality educational content, but to no-avail. I had all but lost hope, until now ! Your community is thrilled you have risen to the occasion, keep up the great work buddy. This is not a criticism but have you thought about starting each video with an inspirational quote ? I think then you’d have reached perfection.

[@NickTaylorRickPowers]

I already feel smarter having watched that comment and read this video

[@Ryan.90]

My all time favorite has to be the Bruce Lee quote with the little cartoon of a slanty eyed chinaman complete with a coolie hat.

[@1312Johnny]

I’ve heard the best repair manual to use in these situations is called the ‘bible’ It also has great quotations from a genius engineer’ called “Jaysus” Check it out!

[@MotoGoato]

That intro .... the dulcet tones of gull in the morning ...................... epic.

[@TornadoCAN99]

I'd like to see the pony icon on a spit roast turning slowly over the flames....Mmmmm, BBQ'd pony!

[@reggiebacci]

Thank you for taking safety so seriously in this video. Don't forget that batteries can produce hydrogen when charged - the very same hydrogen that is used in the thermo-nuclear devices that were dropped on the Port Stanley knife factory during the war.

[@jozefsk7456]

7 years on, and this is still the go to video on battery unboxing .You are the man, thank you ! i Saved a lot of money .

[@wilsonisme1]

Your amazing Matt really knows you're stuff that's excellent advice. Give my love to Penny for me because I can't xxxx

[@adivarso8175]

Thanks Mel you really are the one stop shop for motorcycling knowledge.

[@DeclanH250]

You fucker I was just coming here to call him mel 😂

[@baxdesign]

When I was in the Paras I learned you should cover the fasters with red rubber grease before putting them into the battery's furniture so it doesn't corrode.

[@warrenhoare2852]

This has to be the funniest “how to” parody’s I’ve seen. From the seagulls and the gloves to the toolbox.… comedy gold. Space exclamation mark

[@__Max-oe6zm]

Hi Pel & Denn, hope you are both having a great week. Excellent in depth how to video mate, this is really going to come in handy when I go to change my battery next week. I think this one will also help lots of people out and save them loads of money. You really are such a great bloke mate giving these kind of tips and tricks because it gives so many people the confidence knowing how to do it safely themselves. It really was an amazing video as always. Many thanks again this really is the best channel on you tube. ! All the best thanks again mate and have a great weekend the both of you. !

[@MotoControlEn]

Good effort, at 9:21 you even managed to surpass the Master. But you still have much to learn: - No inspirational quote - Remember to preheat the battery before charging it - You didn’t film yourself opening the gate, switching lights and putting a kettle on. Now I don’t have a clear sense of progression in your video. - 2:40 after “stop yapping” you’re supposed to repeat the whole previous speech - 2:42 gloves have no holes - 3:35 Seems unrealistic. A real Master never reads those stupid warnings, he already knows everything he needs to. Ringing the police was a right thing to do though - 3:45 You didn’t “find out”, you already knew it. Remember, you’ve been doing this for 50 years - 6:03 8Ah means 8 American hours - 8:21 Snatch it - 13:06 You forgot to apply 50/50 copper grease and red loctite mix - 14:10 Never do the same operation with the same procedure - 16:06 It’s not a Sealey charger - Did it take 8 hours?

[@liamtaylor93]

2 things I learnt from this video. 1. Matt actually spends a surprising amount of time practicing to be Del because this was spot on. 2. I am almost convinced that Del was fed Lead acid batteries as a child.

[@bluezedd]

Thanks Del, I'll note "centimetres one" in my copybook now. 😀

[@BungleBare]

There’s definitely a Look Around You vibe to Del’s videos, and “centimetres one” is exactly the sort of pseudo measurement system that programme (and Del) would use. Like Look Around You, Del’s videos are fairly plausible if you don’t pay attention. They look just like a proper video, made by someone who knows what they’re doing. The second you stop and think about what’s being said and done though you realise most things are, at the very least, not *quite* correct, with the cumulative effect that the whole video is wrong.

[@Space_Reptile]

thank you for you in depth tutorial matt, you are the best

[@MadPilotOnBike]

The glove porn and then the fucking welding shield my stomach cramped laughing what a KENT

[@NickTaylorRickPowers]

A minute in and it's already his absolute best video

[@matthewwood5465]

This was absolute Gold.! 🤣 🔥 Had me in stitches all the way through.! You should do more videos as skits, they’re proper entertaining.

[@layersoftruth8115]

Damn near spat out my Red Bull when you turned to face the camera, great job Creg and Matt !

[@gielanx23]

Just realized from watching this video Dellboy, clean tools - dirty parts Dirty Garage Guy, dirty tools - clean parts I know what too look for in my mechanic, in case I need one in the future

[@killzone32]

You need to more of these tutorials

[@rays8935]

Just brilliant 😂😂😂😂 tool chest selection was my best bit 😂😂😂😂

[@gafrers]

Quality. The seagull, the goatee. With an inspirational quote like "If it's uphill it's up, if downhill it's down" it would have been even betterer. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@FreeXsa]

Back in my day school was uphill. Both ways!!!

[@gafrers]

@@FreeXsa And you had to face Polar conditions and 2 meters of snow

[@FreeXsa]

@@gafrers Ah I see you are a fellow classmate

[@gafrers]

@@FreeXsa No, i was homeschooled because mom said i'm special 🥴🥴

[@holsen78]

This is gold - Matthew taken the piss on every motorcycle expert mechanic on youtube 😀😀😀😀

[@bobp6742]

😂😂😂 You've got way too much spare time on your hands Matt 👍👍

[@TheMadGesticulator]

The cap on the welding mask done it for me!! stitches🤣🤣🤣

[@Chambers36TheEnter]

It was like marilyn manson bo selecta.

[@phillipdale6464]

Del icous , if anybody sees your channel for the first time through this video they will think you are a real bell!My initial concern was that you wouldn’t be able to recreate the exaggerated movements when picking up tools but you cracked it, well done.

[@murffff]

thank you dell for showing matt how it should be done

[@bobp6742]

@@murffff I bet Rye is so happy to see two KZbinrs collaborating 😂

[@jamesallen4050]

I love the flame-grilled donkey book-ending your tutorials. You are the first person I've seen use the double indelible marker installation method (DIMIM), who hasn't mentioned secondary imbalance, hence my three stars. 🌟 🌟 🌟

[@Paul-FrancisB]

you prat I nearly spat out my Craig fuel when I saw the face furniture

[@upliftmofopartyplan1156]

Miller helmet for the win

[@gbrand42]

Goblin Dellmoss, your production standards are of the highest quality, and when combined with the advanced technical talents that ooze from every pore of your latex-shod hands, produce quite simply epic KZbin content. Ride safe brother, love to Tuppence !

[@Surestick88]

I know you can get them cheap on the used market but using a fun-house mirror for personal grooming isn't always the best choice. ;-)

[@j_ondrusek]

Ichiban is back!

[@cjsingh4070]

This has made my Friday,Lead from today is Potential bomb. 😂😂😂

[@johnneild3914]

One of the best explanations iv ever seen on KZbin you are the best matt don't take any notice of the del lovers

[@benchandler6217]

That was a bit of an intense watch I'll be honest! Gonna have to go for somthing stronger after this beer to calm myself down, its shows true experiance the way you show such disregard for the potential danger when disconnecting those clamps! But im glad to see those gloves stayed completly intact for the who procedure

[@stevesanelli90]

Absolutely brilliant! First class safety.

[@two6520]

99.1k subs, less than a thousand to go. Come on 100k! Matt deserves it he is a kent. Cheers mate

[@grahamsgoodies7531]

You forgot to mention there’s lead in a battery which a lot of people swing😂 Nice video, good laugh to start the weekend😊

[@Ivan-gm7zb]

Matt's garage 😂😂😂😂 And the Craig's fuel in the back ground 😂😂

[@zimgangsta1211]

After watching this, I don’t think the Dirty Garage guy will survive with this level of competition! Matt, watch out !! 😂

[@JayVtec-GAMING]

Awesome, Perfect, Editing skills is amazing, Very informative as always, Have a great weekend Matt!

[@1312Johnny]

😆😆😆MORE OF THESE!! Please Matthew 🙏🏻 just like the old days! 👴🏻

[@CarbsAndTurbos]

Thank you for sharing MatBoy

[@paulbain9262]

Matt that's old stock,the latest ones are filled with Evans waterless coolant for safety,also they come with a wooden battery box held together with no more nails and lined with body filler dust . military grade.

[@tonycooper4141]

Another great video your getting betterer and betterer ! Click.

[@stevenaiken1614]

Hey Brother, thank for the top tips and sharing your wealth of knowledge

[@alexbott7738]

Amazing video mate supreme workmanship as always, but shouldn't you have weighed the fittings before you installed them??

[@K.S.D.AUTOMOTIVE]

😂😂😂 amazing . The camera work is outstanding. ! You depth of knowledge? Is just superb ignore all the hatters ) ☝️

[@H-M-78]

Great Video Del, Thank you Del

[@131313rudi]

love it space !

[@simonthackeray2833]

The Vernier clamps with a centemetre 1 rule 🤣🤣🤣 Epic!!!

[@1312Johnny]

Vernier clamp! 😆

[@JohnAitken-mk9bg]

Nice to see the Creg Fuel.

[@karlnewbold]

I LMFSO. The goat T did it. lol

[@underwaterwatchesunderwater]

Champion. Can't wait for part 2 =)

[@carlopitti7500]

Great Tutorial one to really treasure. SAFE. 🤣🤣

[@TornadoCAN99]

Dear Sir, could you please demonstrate the correct way to place objects on your bench in future videos? I've had all kinds of trouble getting that technique right.

[@mgoandy33]

Thought I'd clicked on the wrong channel. Brilliant video Del !

[@Crevatsch]

Haha i loved this, well done! Next do ginger please. edit: on second thought don't do ginger, he's just a young kent. He'll learn.

[@Ryan.90]

Changing the blade on my mower the other day, thought it was all metric but that one wasn't having 12mm and 13 felt a bit sloppy. '1/2 inch American Fine', I thought.... but you already knew that? Luckily I had an old British Jackdaw ajustable, so that was imperial of course.. Got lawn cut checked off Whole job took about 8 hours.

[@grantboltman4545]

Hey Dal, great vid you should send it to this guy I know Matt, He could learn so much from you😂

[@fzr600dave]

When I worked in a workshop we had a special room for doing batteries and only certain people could use it, they never trusted me with the acid 😢, but there were so many near explosions I heard and once, a guy dropped a battery 2 CM and had to evacuate the whole building just in case, ruined a new battery, the boss was not happy

[@AndrewSinclair-bk9ho]

You are a sick man .I already at 2 mins in love it

[@inevespace]

Matt, for god sake, all years in university and my PhD gone after this video, because my IQ is negative now.

[@butunercouk]

Wow! Reverse the cap before safety equipment. Best content on the continental, amazing! Explosiness, you need your own all merican vocabulary development.

[@NickTaylorRickPowers]

This is exactly the satire we have needed all along But you should have shorted the battery with the measurement of the fastener

[@NickTaylorRickPowers]

How did this not end with the explosion 💥

[@eddiecash9417]

Great content as always, keeping your viewers informed and up to date with this witchcraftery is a joy to behold, I also feel a little aroused after this latest episode, so off to the shed for some "me" time ! Love to Pen and you brother from the brotherhood and brothers of the hood x.

[@reclamartsmetalart420]

Pissing myself here😂😂😂 this is gold!!😂😂

[@terryatkinson899]

Very dangerous to leave that battery beside Craig's Fuel🙄👍🇮🇪

[@two6520]

This is gold!

[@MarkAlgar1878]

Matt ! When I grind down my cm1 nuts to square should I put my grinder in a vice ?

[@deadmeat6563]

I see you've been dyeing your beard !

[@tones61]

60% humorous everytime 🤣🤣🤟

[@Fizzer99]

Nice !

[@petersmith9898]

Crying with laughter 😂😂 Where is the clock to show it took 8 hours?

[@twowheelsquirrel]

If you connect your chin furniture to the battery, it'll grow thrice fold !

[@simonnewton8031]

Thank you for an awesome tutorial buddy , I learnt so much that I didn’t know keep up the good work ! Love the channel oh and your dad says hi !! 😂

[@DreadedRider]

You bastard! I spat my coffee over my screen when you came on with the beard. ffs haha amazing

[@warricknorris5034]

Piss funny. At least you have learnt from one of the best, who I understand does not have any qualifications as a technician. Just a born genius.......😂

[@joshrandal6982]

Off topic and maybe every one knows but what’s up with fake goatee. English humor start to finish. Now I understand the goatee. Cheerio

[@leechurchman8515]

Matt you owe me a new laptop as you have caused me to spit coffee all over mine 😂😂😂

[@aspectcarl]

Love it !

[@michaels1953]

this is actually gold

[@gus5885]

Quick question is the battery vice safe?

[@FreeXsa]

As always, wonderful content. You truly are an artist Del. Oh, how I wish to one day have the fortune of being in your odiferous presence. I wish I had the talent to handle a Potentially bomb as well as you.

[@zeggyiv]

It did occur to me while making sure not to splash myself in the face with sulphuric acid, that other people have faces, then the government had the same idea.

[@keithf8890]

Thanks Del for another Hollywood style cinematic masterpiece,your camera work gives me wood.Just,if you’ll let me,a piece of advice.Please delete this video before that Northern Bully takes it upon himself to slander your good self,where he gets the nerve,I’ll never know.Anyway,you know what he’s like,with his Northern ways.All my love to you and Pen…….

[@thereve]

You and Ichiban Moto should do a bike build together.

[@highviscosity749]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH KING OF THE KZbin!!😂

[@mikeyp1977]

🤣🤣🤣. 18 episodes woohoo

[@dooshdashcams2629]

I was washing my cat and walking my soxks when this came on. Stay positive, don't let dirty negative comments get you down. Dog bless [unintelligible spaces] ! !!! !

[@Space_Reptile]

Have you tried converting the bike to run on a dynamo ? , that way you don't have any of that nasty corrosive battery liquid in your battery !

[@bananabrooks3836]

There appears to be no rainbow sticker on that battery, so my friend is confused as to its upside down bell curve assignment suitability.

[@technospcgaming]

Lmfao funniest thing a have seen all day lol 😂😂

[@zombiebiker5581]

It’s a great pitch by Del, look out Matt,,,,Del got you down to a T. !!!! Only thing missing is Quote/inspirational message at the start. So. , Here’s a couple 1) only a idiot listens to intelligent people. 2j) if people are talking about you it means,,,, there is something wrong. 3) bench grinder in a Vice , because it’s all nice. You got me at the Sealey sharpie. Well done Del, you really showed Matt how to explain things, and how it should be done ,,properly,,? Soft-hard plastic. Thanks Del for saving my life ,Battery Bomb, beware.

[@buddybonus10]

This made me piss. Absolute gold

[@PRB1098]

Relentless!

[@arthurhuskins910]

Nice one couldn't stop laughing

[@JimBiddle.]

Great video Dell ( it's not ard is it?) My only gripe is that I couldn't see a thing for the first 2 and a half minutes, think the white balance was on the piss. Soon as you got you KF (trademarked) gloves on, it all became clear. I like to rub one out, every time I hear the word Sealey. I'm usually a sweaty mess by the end of one of your videos, but only managed one, on this one. Good Morning, JIm.

[@blacklisted4885]

Smell the Glove

[@melthebelgian.5837]

Del turned up to 11.

[@chrisktm2010]

I’m very disappointed as there is no sealy sharpie link in the description !