"Reprieved" - Relax with Death ASMR

Partly inspired by one particular viewer's suggestion, it seems that you have met your untimely demise (which begs the question: when is one's demise every timely to begin with?) due to a tragic (or happy, depending upon one's perspective) accident that occurred at a well known state of the art facility located in the northeast region of the post-apocalyptic United States. Of course, any loss of human life behooves a visit from one of the many Deaths that work the metaphysical highways escorting their clients from the physical world to any of the various ethereal planes of existence. But don't worry, not only does this particular Death have good news in store for you, he also has some of your favorites to boot!
This particular Death works for Death Incorporated, one of the many celestial companies (Grim Reaper LLC being another) in charge of the transitory process that involves escorting expired carbon-based life forms from their corporeal existence to their final waking destination somewhere in the afterlife, be it Nibiru, Burotu, Happy hunting ground, Mictlan, Asgard, Rainbow Bridge, Pialral, Heaven, Purgatory, Underworld, etc., etc., etc., ad nauseam.
To become a Death is no different than becoming a supervisor or manager at any company. One must work their way up the ladder to achieve the rank of Death. To get hired, one simply makes an inquiry with a visiting Death, who can check with their respective company for which they work to see if there are any entry level job openings (maintenance, secretarial, clerical, etc.). Please note that one's corporeal resume has no relevance whatsoever in the afterlife. It's a brand new start, after all.
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What is ASMR? It is both a sensation and a medium.
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current, non-scientific name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally help induce this sensation, also referred to as "tingles", but also provide a relaxing, calming, soothing, therapeutic and even entertaining experience for the viewer.
Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.

[@daxtonriggs9228]

"Hello, I am Death." Me: Bout' damn time.

[@nigeriancrowbar6584]

If you are feeling suicidal, please call 1-800-273-8255. Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

[@chubbysurprise4429]

Nigerian Crowbar lol

[@karlgerg2626]

Nigerian Crowbar I appreciate the effort you put in, but unfortunately being "suicidal and wanting to die XD" is a meme on the internet at this point. 99.9% of all theese edgy kids dont feel any suicidal urges whatsoever.

[@landslug393]

boi what u doing here

[@nigeriancrowbar6584]

Karl Greg I know, just trying to be a smartass, as I'm against the meme.

[@GabeWilliams]

I think you missed the opportunity to call this a "near-death experience"

[@burnsy529]

ImpastaSauce *cough* Tana Mongeau *cough*

[@itssky_exe]

Burnsy "HE F*CKED ME WITH A TOOTHBRUSH!"

[@fomod_]

Well, we were pretty close to death. I mean we could pretty much touch him, his scythe and everything.

[@chrisoakland8036]

18:00 Did you even watch the video?

[@burnsy529]

ImpastaSauce Skylar Flux Ahahaha

[@VikingerOnYT]

You should do a cowboy/western ASMR or a Viking ASMR, I think you'd be great at that, using your creativity for it! :)

[@hopejones3255]

Vikinger Rift has a western-ish video titled The Stranger. It's one of my favorites!

[@taylorjudge4506]

Vikinger or Giants or Bears or Patriots.

[@taylorjudge4506]

Alexander The Great yes you're Greatness?

[@mitchbowen2957]

@@hopejones3255 he did a red dead redemption

[@brimeows]

Here's timestamps that I made! 00:00. Introduction. 20:30 A wooden bowl, spoon, and some gravel. 26:00 His Scythe. 30:05 Picture Time! 34:00. Trash bag crinkling. 37:55. A bag of seashells. 41:50. Plastic pouch with a zipper. 44:30. Mini nuke tapping. 48:02. Bottle cap sounds. 51:45. Conclusion. If I missed any, let me know, and enjoy!

[@Ralph_Wiggum]

Cheers!

[@John_F_Kennedy79]

MY BOYS WICKED SMAAHT

[@robstabomb9205]

Bri G LAUNCH THE NUUUUUUKES

[@rausis5709]

Grumpy Rob what are you? Kim Jong oink?

[@darkestfriend7281]

Thanks!

[@TheMrSeagull]

I'd kill to be in bed right now, I'm dead tired.

[@moonflare7070]

MrSeagull same. Gotta work though

[@bismillah498]

Moonflare wow I'm really hoping you caught the joke

[@moonflare7070]

God Emperor Trump i did not

[@moonflare7070]

God Emperor Trump OSsloth

[@TheMrSeagull]

A fatal mistake!

[@memesnark8472]

Walk into a retirement home in that costume

[@mushroomman144]

Holy hell

[@magepostsXD]

I like this person's dark humor

[@Speakerman_25604]

Oh my god

[@OGAntzmo]

I mean I wouldn't be too surprised if he did. He seems eccentric enough to do so 😂

[@2dy_WCO]

"I'm not suggesting anymore, unplug the machine."

[@Tripfromfacade]

"hello, I'm death" dude I would reply but you said you were deaf

[@alextownsend3289]

But deaf people still can read.

[@michaelmor8555]

Alex Townsend don't they throw gang signs?

[@alextownsend3289]

gang signs? Do someone need to be deaf to do that kind of signs?

[@RSDistro]

Why do people go deaf like nigga, just hear.

[@kenziealex04]

Stealy IKR like all those blind fuckers need to see

[@itssky_exe]

Relax with death? "All my friends are dead, push me to the edge"

[@norfsideshxrty9534]

Skylar Flux ...get out.

[@itssky_exe]

Get out? I sure passed out from the video :P

[@kylerphilpott1365]

Ayyyyye...no get the fuck out lol--->

[@claylim117]

LAME

[@tone_valentine]

haters* + shoutout to Uzi*

[@stevierose3037]

I low-key feel like dying so I came here and it's oddly comforting

[@spoonsmcgee6365]

He protec He attac But most importantly, he bring death bac

[@celeste1823]

He protec He attac But most importantly, he tinglez

[@LunarEdge7]

Spoons Mcgee I can never get how this meme is supposed to be funny.

[@one-of-my-echoes]

LunarSkyWolf7 the meme is so stupid and unfunny it's funny

[@zeecaptain8202]

you mean all memes in existence?

[@otterhero6229]

'Hello, I'm death.' 'Hello death, I'm social services.'

[@hugznotdrugs2]

🤣🤣🤣

[@blacksawjohnnyhex310]

Do a death inc job interview

[@nuttygeezer830]

Death is my city

[@JustShotsForMeh]

What a comedian.

[@nuttygeezer830]

2 funny 4u m8

[@wishoftheshadows5374]

Vibey Geezer no plz stop

[@gamingscorpion6762]

Vibey Geezer (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@aubreyanderson4863]

do you live in chicago

[@zombloxplays7398]

Him:"Hello i'm deaf" Me:"oh, Ok! XD

[@RadioSilence363]

Underrated comment.

[@sardonicrose]

Good thing I know sign language then lol

[@azorunizer0]

Heard the exact same thing 😂😂😂

[@sarahshine6026]

zomblox plays well he is deaf in one ear lol

[@selkie4084]

Just in time for bed. Thank you so much; I'm struggling with insomnia and a lot of real life issues. Your videos have been a source of amusement, relaxation, and happiness. Thank you.

[@MissEmsiee]

Me *having a panic attack*: I can't breathe, I'm going to die! Also me: *clicks on a random asmr to try and calm down* Video: "hello, I'm Death, how are you?"

[@StarLostLyn]

I always end up coming back to this to fall asleep. The whispering, breathing, and slow tapping on the book is very relaxing :)

[@el7651]

Can we get a Jason Voorhees ASMR?

[@kylerphilpott1365]

So you just want him to stare creepily into the camera and tap on his machete?

[@chromasextras5110]

Kyler Philpott YES

[@ulricskinner6363]

Shirohige its ki ki ki Ma ma ma

[@CemeteryBat]

;) That's a good idea.

[@Thegreenjelousy]

IKnowyou MyDude don't try and act like the only reason you know that isn't because of the new Friday the 13th game

[@MultiMartydom]

YEAAAA!!!!! We got relax with Satan and Jesus now death! *Rift is THE HOLY trinity of ASMR:D*

[@John_F_Kennedy79]

Czech M8 no... Satan Jesus and death are not the holy trinity at all

[@MaliciousInsomnia]

Cody Nutkiss Well... That's just like, your opinion, man.

[@PresObama]

I thought the holy trinity was God, God and God

[@cyberdyne3442]

Could it be that " we " died after our encounter with the Professor or, should i say, Nyarlathotep ?

[@TheHotroman]

Asmr Only Death said we died from a failed facehugger experiment. And i think a death knows exactly a person dies so Im pretty sure this time we are just a random scrublord.

[@DarkerRunesASMR]

When the Lamb opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, “Come!” I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth.

[@frostybawwzz5410]

DarkerRunes ASMR and then he spoke and commanded forth "thou shalt have eternal tingles"

[@RagunaSeva]

Nice to see you here!

[@robstabomb9205]

DarkerRunes ASMR four horses of the apocalypse... i like that alot my dude

[@salatyanful]

If you can read this... Then you're not blind and not illiterate.

[@yodaiam9305]

Маршал Жуков blind then, I must be

[@tonydony5852]

Маршал Жуков опа

[@itsMeDAnn]

Маршал Жуков Well shit

[@carsontyler3203]

What's that sonny?

[@chubbysurprise4429]

Маршал Жуков I can't taste it though '?'

[@NateAsborn]

Please do relax with shrek

[@rikosricebowl9408]

Nate Asborn Y E S

[@deadmemes4219]

Nate Asborn my swamp

[@spoonsmcgee6365]

OH heLLo TheRe

[@joellevanfleet5771]

Nate Asborn shrek is love

[@nick1237811]

Joelle VanFleet shrek is life

[@Willow76ny]

LOVE the detailed description!! can't wait to enjoy this familiar character!! thanks!

[@memeolgy413]

Peacefully without pain, crossing over into my next incarnation. Beginning anew without memories of my former self but with my soul still being true to its nature.

[@needlermasta]

I don't think this is what they meant when they said "You can sleep when you're dead."

[@Vivimoogle2]

I thought this was strange at first, but after watching it it's one of my favorites. I love the creativity.

[@Fr00stee]

why does this video make me want chicken

[@finthechatforjellotrooper5216]

Holy shit now I'm craving some Chick-fil-A nugs

[@themilkyway5377]

I-

[@spr_g_follower_2]

i read the description of the vid in an australian accent, and it sounded so professional, but i laughed so hard at the part i read "This particular Death works for Death Incorporated, one of the many celestial companies (Grim Reaper LLC being another) ahh ER, you genius, i love your humor/creativity.

[@royalteaanimations]

Listened to this while completing AP homework It just seemed fitting

[@ColonelFrosting]

It's always great when you watch a video but not quite the whole thing, because you fell asleep or something else came up or whatever, then you come back to it however long later and just see Death quietly and casually tapping on a mini-nuke.

[@Jess03Jordan]

How does it have so many freaking views already I just got the notification. Who the hell on here is from the future and already watch it?

[@inflatablemattress2]

Joker_KingOfGotham That's what I'm saying

[@Jess03Jordan]

Inflatable Mattress it makes no sense!! I got the notifications and it had over 1K views and comments From an hour before

[@melonwozard]

Joker_KingOfGotham People who support him on Patreon have early access to videos

[@Jess03Jordan]

zostera alright makes sense but I like shirohige answer better haha

[@ServerDweller]

Death: and I have plenty of time to kill Did no one else notice that?

[@emilybrooks4108]

I always love the descriptions you give

[@felicitysteele7739]

"Hello. I'm death. How are you?" Uncle Rift never fails to entertain me.

[@crackedvinyl4903]

"Drink the bleach" they said "It'll be fun" they said

[@invisibleasmr8797]

Spiritually, I personally believe that when people die they just sleep, resting in peace. So this is very interesting to me seeing "death" paired with ASMR(helping people go to sleep). SUPER relaxing though, thank you Rift as always!

[@TJRedman]

Death: "Hello, I'm death. How are you?" Me: "Well let's just say you got caught me at a good time"

[@elikarpinski2460]

"Really? One last wish?" "Yes." *_thinks_* "Can I..." "What?" "Can I... Become an Internet meme?" "...Yes."

[@juicybrucey_5352]

Do an ASMR where your underwater and the sounds are distorted.

[@alexthomas4120]

It'll be a sad day when uncle E hangs up the masks and turns off the mic. Hands down my favorite subscription thank you so much for the great videos!!!👍

[@flangleguys]

For those of you on mobile 0:00 Start 57:54 End im too lazy to put the rest

[@chromasextras5110]

flangleguys sweet thanks! 👍

[@SameDestination]

DEATH: "I know this is happening very fast for you and that you're in a state of shock." ME: "What are you talking about? I've been waiting for you for years!"

[@lunamossc]

I love that its just so casual. "Hello, im death." like he's actually death himself, and hes just all "how are you?" im deceased (literally)

[@prepperpov5852]

Thank you so much for making these videos, man.

[@letsgoredbarn378]

Holy carp you need to do a doctor strange glove video. A wheelchair a leather glove and a great German accent.. Please I have been watching you for years and I just know you can do it. --From a huge fan

[@Fontana22]

welp, he actually did a doctor strange video

[@PrestonGarvey-i2]

That description is amazing. Like it could be turned into a screenplay with the depth of it.

[@juliaparker9002]

If dying is always this relaxing sign me the hell up for the next death collection.

[@levi1828]

I REMEMBER THE RELAX WITH DEATH BEFORE THIS ONE. I LOVE BOTH.

[@dreamhunterasmr4850]

Verry relaxing but Im not ready to give up my soul yet 😇

[@tankaddict9147]

Death is one of my favourite characters of yours :) he's just so likeable.

[@rockerscum]

"Hello, i am death, how are you?" I lost it 😂

[@ashleyklug4538]

great idea and so well done! i appreciate your imagination!

[@brandonford5993]

"Glass half empty/ half full type of thing" Me: I look at it as simply half, no last requests, no questions. Go on do your duty

[@KaminoZan]

This is another good one, thank you Rift! :)

[@johnbuffalo4300]

Hi ER, just wanted to tell you your videos are just amazing and it's impossible not seeing your efforts and love while making them. The only truble i have with them, that i basically have with every english video, is that, although i understand it, it's not my native language and so i don't actually relax while listening to them. Could you try making a video in italian? I know it's a very hard language but i just wanted to try asking you since some other Asmrtists gave it a shot. Thanks for reading my comment, keep it up!

[@princenbeaux4994]

The way the scythe entered the frame was extremely phallic lol

[@cyclicyttrium4318]

thats a long scythe, you have to make three steps from end to end ^^

[@meow-sv7rc]

It's categorized as Comedy

[@robstabomb9205]

Bill Cipher i definitely didn't know that

[@Illoosion]

E.R.'s video descriptions are always entertaining reads

[@ryanburnspw5561]

the ultimate ASMR---puts you to sleep forever

[@lunerishauntingbeowulf]

Please do more of this, this was awesome!

[@EleventhFloorBelfry]

Fantastic imitation. I am personally flattered~

[@Jonatan_HG]

Very very original ... Amazing job !

[@Realistic_Secret]

Love the bit of Greek mythos with the river styx

[@charagd3835]

Deaths a pretty chill dude. Would be nice to hang out with him.

[@jaredmislan5186]

Who knew death was such a nice ethereal being?

[@miaemc]

i've been waiting to *relax* with death since i was born.. you sure took your time-

[@spicyvro]

Nothing more relaxing than being with death himself.

[@cheshirepussy6254]

As I'm watching this I can't help but remember the scenes with Death in the movie The Meaning Of Life

[@ZepviK]

I dont promote drug use but watching your videos while high is the most amazing brain tingling sensation i ever felt.

[@bala3608]

Wtf he's so polite. I love death now

[@pixlx5861]

Death: just gimme a minute Mr. Meseeks: nooo kill me now pleas😭😭😭😭

[@Pxchyy_Katt]

"Your time hasn't come yet." Well dammit, that's a bit of a shame.

[@offspreyd]

This vid is one for the angels

[@user-qc7ci3qj3e]

Who would have known that in the soul of death is a very merry person and entertains people.

[@MinxyOtaku]

Awesome production, loved it

[@TheDoomTrooper1]

For being a avatar of Death, he's such a bummer, god, lighten up.

[@JakeParade]

I just came here from binge watching The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, and I was totally expecting to be greeted with a Jamaican accent. Oh well, Uncle E's voice is just as good.

[@glizzyjoint3715]

Dont you just love When death makes a Asmr video

[@ZekeStaright]

I like that you can see the skull under the hood, nice touch

[@we5691]

"tissue packet of the elder gods" I'm fucking ded

[@anthrazite]

He's actually made multiple videos with that thing by now

[@matthewwhaley55]

Great video Rift!!! Shadow Over Insmouth: Part 3 is next.......right?!

[@jaysamuel898]

Man death is such a nice guy

[@Blade_Heart]

Death is alot more relaxing than I would've imagined.

[@nisa6732]

Ahhh just what i needed. Chilling with death.

[@austinmullis8171]

Mini Nuke was my favorite part. I just played Fallout 4 tonight before finishing this video

[@Vincent-sk4nx]

Yeah ! I love the death !

[@taylorbleistein5713]

This video is to die for

[@LiketheRaaven]

50% of why his videos are amazing is the summaries

[@MajorMattOfficial]

So happy that u uploaded... I'm was very tired... and needed to relax from all the Paul Bros bs. Thx again

[@tristanhall2595]

death: "hello, I am death. how are you?" me: 'evidently, not very good'

[@brimeows]

I legit don't understand the Rift world. I've been Around for about 6 months, and trust me, I love Uncle E, but I for some reason understand none of it. Can someone please explain the Rift World to me? Forgive me, please, for having to ask this question.

[@RadioSilence363]

I've been here for a year and I still fail to find a connection between some of the characters.

[@brimeows]

Degman Yea. XD the only videos of his I get are the Minecraft videos.

[@josephk5385]

Bri G I've been here for 4 years and don't understand. Just here to tingle

[@brimeows]

Joseph K Hmm. Maybe he could make an ASMR video explaining the Rift World?

[@MrProman2pointO]

From what I've gathered, most of the characters work or are patients at the fictional Arkham Asylum. Humanity also seems to be attempting to survive in a post apocalyptic world. The Rift seems to be a transdimensional portal to other worlds and dimensions which only some of the characters are capable of traversing without some kind of special gear. It should also be noted that some of Uncle E's work has no correlation to the Rift Lore but if it does, it's almost always revolving around Arkham Asylum.

[@siralonne7412]

With that heavy breathing, you would do a great Darth Vader roleplay

[@mariomario6393]

"Hello, I am deaf" Well, sucks to be you pal

[@zombiehater920]

I enjoy the continuity with the face bigger video. Also I like that it seems you brought up subscriber requests. Maybe have all of your videos that involve role play the camera is someone in the death book. Are you creating an Ephemeral Rift Universe? (ERU)

[@BudgetYT0429]

And people say death is a scary thing. Nah he seems to be more relaxing and down to earth if you get to know him. Like if you agree 👌

[@Giganotti]

You must do Deckard Cain ASMR!

[@erikrudaks1368]

Maltheal

[@jessicajennifer9827]

I've been dying to see you!!