Resident Evil Village Episode 2! TALL VAMPIRE LADY CASTLE

[@azuredragoon2054]

"I've still got a middle finger. Ethan, flip her off!" Total Jane response right there. Gotta make up for her absence.

[@bethenhiemer]

The ultimate revenge against Lady D: lower all the chandeliers enough that she smacks her head on all of them.

[@GriffinWolf]

With the colon after her name, I accidentally read it as an emoji; then again, at the end of the video I think she could accurately be described as Lady D:

[@UkuleleVillain]

@@GriffinWolf I think she's more of a Lady㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ

[@emiliah.7810]

@Beth Killin that's so diabolical, it's to evil for Resident Evil.

[@ellbent]

@@GriffinWolf That was her face after being defeated in her hot form.

[@Blamwellamum]

"We've established we can survive some gnarly stuff, why don't we just jump down a window?" We've also established that Ethan Winters is a bit stupid, so you have your answer.

[@CaitlinRC]

If you listen carefully, you can hear Jane screaming with ever increasing rage at being too "busy" for this episode.

[@nithin143ash]

I suspect she has gone searching for the covetous fly swatter for...... Reasons

[@scottdixon3745]

I bet shes having to draw that oxventure map, so sad for her lol.

[@NoFormalTraining]

I'm sure she'll be making notes about things to try out on her next batch of clones.

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Who edits all those lists?

[@BogeyTheBear]

Pounding on the door after the boys locked her out.

[@ImNotJoshBoltz]

“Hello, my name is Andy Farrant and this is my basement full of shin-high Diet Coke.”

[@Michael_Lindell]

The continued adventures of Ethan Winters, AKA Hands Moldman.

[@DeadmanWL]

Ethan isnt a very handy guy is he?

[@johnyshadow]

@@DeadmanWL I think he´s the perfect guy to give you a -helping- hand...

[@burrito4332]

Ethan "Look ma, no hands" Winters

[@mattd3224]

Hands Moldman makes him sound like a rubbish 1940s detective.

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

@@mattd3224 "She came into my office. She had the confident air of somebody who had been around the horse a few times, but she seemed innocent enough. That is...until she threw me across the room and cut my hand off with a chainsaw."

[@NekoEcho13]

As soon as they started talking about Ethan's hand and the multiple injuries it's suffered, I _knew_ I was gonna love seeing their reaction to what happened with his 'good hand'. They did not disappoint. 😂

[@mattgardiner744]

Jane is incandescent with rage at not seeing a glimpse of lady d in this playthrough

[@yokenstein3dgaming545]

Fun fact: Lady Dimitrescu is even taller than some elephants, as the average African elephant can be between 8.2 feet to 13 feet tall, while the Lady is 9'6"

[@DeadmanWL]

Another Fun Fact: Lady D is based off a japanese yokai called the "8 foot woman"

[@azuredragoon2054]

@@DeadmanWL Also Dracula, as per notes within concept art.

[@azuredragoon2054]

My belief is that the thought process at Capcom was "Let's create a tall vampire lady. How does 6'9 sound? Gamers will get it." Followed by "Not tall enough. Make her 9'6 and Gamers will still get it."

[@joshuarose1381]

Jane's too busy romancing Garrus again in ME Legendary Edition

[@gothmissstress]

That's what I'm doing!

[@narcspector]

Oh so true. Didn't even think of it!

[@altmerx5264]

Lol I thought Jane was team Kaiden? I'd be glad if she's come over to the bright side

[@PhantomJokerX]

Garrus? Don't let Jane hear what you said. It's Kaiden.

[@bethenhiemer]

The vampires just float in their blood basement on pool floaties, curly straws at the ready.

[@CatChaos369]

This made me laugh way harder than it should I now can’t have the image of the Lady D and her daughters on pool floats straws at the ready maybe a wine glass to dunk in 😂 👌🏻

[@KuueenKumi]

I absolutely lost it when Duke applauded Andy's shenanigans. Top tier comedy timing

[@codysaxe2002]

Andy: “how would this be fun?!” Aofie playing this section: “Oh my hello”

[@l0stndamned]

Aoife speaks for all of us

[@shashwatsharma2596]

I would give a like, but it's at 96, so legally obligated not to

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

I think Peter Austin had a similar response as Andy.

[@nicholasp6455]

I can't help but think that the reason everything carries money is because Lady Dimitrescu gives them all an allowance, who then save up for when the Duke comes by

[@Quirderph]

The crows too?

[@rxcrcfllptrs]

@@Quirderph Crows like shiny things, they'll get around to getting some sooner or later

[@marhawkman303]

yeah I'm pretty sure that the ghoul and gargoyle like enemies are actually the cleaning staff and gardeners. It just makes sense that they'd get a salary.... obviously not a LARGE one, but non-zero.

[@Quirderph]

@@marhawkman303 At the very least, they probably *were* staff at some point...

[@marhawkman303]

@@Quirderph Well the way they move around they kinda sorta act like they work there. You (almost) never see them break things... that's what ETHAN does.

[@brendantotten9871]

I like how ethan’s jacket got molded to and his sleeve can reattach x

[@michaelsimao495]

The jacket has become part of his skin that why it can regenerate

[@EvilSlayer398]

Ethans jacket is like a turtle shell. It's actually a part of him, and you would think it comes off.. but it really doesnt lmao

[@CinnaScone]

@@EvilSlayer398 [SPOILER WARNING] . . . . . Except he takes it off at the end of the Game. Rose is even wearing it in the epilogue.

[@EvilSlayer398]

@@CinnaScone I actually did know that. I just thought it was an amusing joke :3

[@marhawkman303]

@@CinnaScone hmm well... like a turtle shell, it's a piece of him left over after his (alleged)death.

[@dy8860]

The Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet) reference in the beginning somehow made me love these guys even more

[@MySerpentine]

Timestamp?

[@clarenceschaffner2342]

Can't believe I missed that "Keeping up Appearances" reference. Nice catch!

[@clarenceschaffner2342]

@@MySerpentine 0:20

[@mortua_conjuga]

aye it made me happy too 🤣

[@katfromthekong414]

"Stop being weird, weirdos!" "We've played this bit before, so we know what we're doing ... Mike, what are we doing?" Also Mike's drinking game idea sounds fire! 😂

[@JeedyJay]

If we're sounding off which OXB crew lines we liked, I'm partial to, "don't go near that fire, or Ethan will stick his hand in it for no reason."

[@ARTURIEL]

They dropped a lot of really good jokes here. Haha

[@bethenhiemer]

I love that the monsters patiently wait while Ethan spends ten minutes headbutting a lantern puzzle.

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

If only he had two hands to use instead.

[@marhawkman303]

@@AlmightyPolarBear haha... I'm wondering how smart they are. Seriously... the ghoul-like enemies in the castle used to be human. how much of that is left? I kind of wonder if maybe Ethan murdered the castle staff....

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

@@marhawkman303 I don't know. I didn't give it much thought. I meant how silly the lantern puzzle is when they could of had Ethan use his hands

[@marhawkman303]

@@AlmightyPolarBear yeah really. it's a very Resident Evil way to solve puzzles.

[@nightmaregirl06]

Jane, next week: Okay, I'm here, where is that tall vampire lady? Andy and Mike: UM-

[@edwardcastleman4872]

I personally like it when y'all search every room and read all the notes.

[@seanmcelroy9738]

Same here!

[@bustinarant]

Yeah I'm not good at Resident Evil games, I'm more the Dead Rising chump, so I love watching people that actually know how to play lol

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

I do as well. I read this before what he said, and what he said disappointed me. I hope he explores naturally instead of rushing through.

[@ARTURIEL]

@@AlmightyPolarBear He did say "as a courtesy to you, the viewers" which made me think that there were a significant amount of comments not wanting him to search every room before? Which seems kinda odd... I don't always view the comments section but here, a lot of people seem disappointed that he wouldn't search rooms thoroughly. In other RE playthroughs, a lot of comments were also telling him off (as usual lol) for missing items, secrets, and lore. So idk why he said he wouldn't thoroughly check rooms now, as a courtesy for the viewers. 🤔

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

@@ARTURIEL Exactly. We want him to get it all. Resident Evil games aren't that long even with going for all the items.

[@abysspect]

Was so hyped to see Jane's reaction to the castle, now I just get to wait to see her reaction to having _missed_ the whole castle. I fear for Andy and Mike's life.

[@dallydaydream]

If this is truly the last we see of Lady Dimitrescu, I wonder what Jane's reaction will be when she comes back and missed all of Tall Vampire Lady ;_; (To the question of "are you still into her now that she's a dragon monster"... *Obviously* we are. She can fly now, that's badass!)

[@JeedyJay]

Spoilers for the RE7 DLC episodes, for those viewers that would appreciate it: Jack Baker has the same "turn into white crystal and crumble" death in RE7, but then he somehow reincarnates as Swamp Man for the End of Zoe DLC. As is fitting for a towering vampire with a name starting with a D, Lady Dimitrescu shall remain dead until she suddenly isn't.

[@fancylad1177]

Has anyone ever seen Jane and lady D in the same room?

[@mar_speedman]

Well no, but now Lady D is dead, so if we ever see Jane from this point on, we know she's not D

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

She secretly grows a few feet whenever off screen. Surprisingly the rest of the team don't mention it.

[@claretravels783]

NOW you're asking the real questions

[@Marthe06]

To be fair Andy brought it upon himself when he said that it's always the left hand. The game was justified to say fine I'll mess up your right hand as well.

[@d2factotum]

Andy: "I won't upgrade my starting pistol because you always get a better one." Also Andy: "Why don't I sell this better pistol I got and just keep using the starter one?"

[@mar_speedman]

He wanted to sell the starter pistol and keep the samurai edge pistol, not the other way around

[@d2factotum]

@@mar_speedman Nope, he was definitely talking about selling the more expensive pistol. The starter pistol was worth only 185, so barely worth the effort. Also, he explicitly said he'd only use the good pistol until its 9 bullets ran out, apparently being unaware it uses exactly the same ammo as the starter pistol anyway...

[@mar_speedman]

@@d2factotum Andy just wanted to use the Samurai Edge. Even if the LEM was good, he didn't want it. This really has nothing to do with starter pistols if neither of these pistols are the starter pistol, anyway

[@the.madmill]

I think there's a bit of a technicality here. Cause if you didn't buy the like extra DLC for the game you wouldn't have the Samurai Edge, so the starter gun he was talking about was actually the LEMI. The Samurai Edge can't be upgraded and he was talking about selling the "starting gun cause it's rubbish and not worth upgrading", so if you think about it yeah... The starting gun refers to the LEMI since the Samurai Edge (the cheap one) doesn't exist in the fiction of the game unless you paid real money for it.

[@mar_speedman]

@@the.madmill Wait, it's rubbish? In every other game it has extra perks, like infinite ammo or higher fire rate

[@DAUGHTERofIRIS]

"What do you think now internet? Still into it?" Only the weak ones stopped simping there, Mike.

[@Gleamings]

Okay but isnt Lady Dimitrescu's voice acting just the best thing we've ever heard in our lives?

[@KuueenKumi]

Her tirades were impressive; quite wordy verbal flayings of Ethan without losing a hint of rage. Amazing stuff

[@suhrfranbacon]

No Jane?! There will be hell to pay for not waiting for her...

[@MagTheMercenary]

Aww no Jane? She won't be happy to hear the both of you messing around with Lady D while she's away...

[@shashwatsharma2596]

naughty

[@ARTURIEL]

Or Lady D messing them up without her...

[@henry-ys8wp]

33:45 "also, you're bugs" is my favourite counter argument

[@catoninetales]

For Hallowstream I want to see Jane play through this section! It's an absolute crime she wasn't here to drool over TVL!

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

They could also make it part of Ellen's Fear Academy.

[@andymcp4752]

I didn’t even realise this while playing but Daniela (the red headed Dimitrescu daughter) is played by Nicole Tompkins aka Jill Valentine from the RE3 remake

[@CiarlaB]

Also, Chris's VA (Jeff Schine) is the guy who did Carlos, and Heisenberg's VA (Neil Newbon) is the same as Nikolai

[@ThreeArm]

"This would be fun if it wasn't for all the pain and bugs." And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why no one goes to game nights at Mike's house anymore.

[@MarteaniArt]

The real money is that Ethan's sleeve came back together as well. Who needs bio-weapons when you could market self-healing clothing? Although, maybe automatically de-ripping jeans wouldn't catch on...

[@alabastergiant]

I'd buy them. I tear my jeans past the point of no return so quickly.

[@nathan.w4981]

This took me a minute to realize but the masks represent the four houses, sorrow for Moreau, anger for Heisenberg, joy for Beneviento ( it even has the same mark on the side of their face. )

[@CiarlaB]

Huh, that does match up. That leaves Joy for Lady D if so. Also I think the scar/mark on Ms. Benevento's face is to mimic her crest.

[@nathan.w4981]

@@CiarlaB mask of pleasure is lady D, joy is the one with the mark/scar.

[@CiarlaB]

@@nathan.w4981 SOrry, read it wrong. My bad. 100% fits way better with Lady D being pleasure. Though I wonder, she seems to hate men, so, is she perhaps a lesbian? Or, I might be thinking too much into it

[@CiarlaB]

@@khamjaninja. That is a very fair point, but I mean she was a normal person to begin with. Just all of her staff are female. Calls Ethen dirty, disgusting and a manthing. Speaks highly of Moher Miranda and hates Heisenberg. Then of course her 3 daughters. Honestly, I've played the game twice and watched a few playthrough so at this point I'm just over thinking things that don't matter, just me being curious.

[@finnthefannibal]

@@CiarlaB Because she hates men, she takes pleasure in tormenting them. It might also be that the staff are female because they can't help but keep killing the male staff.

[@nathand265]

Amazing how I can understand the phrase "It's one of those classic shotgun-on-a-wall deals." I love resident evil.

[@jamesrasmussen9281]

Damn, that's a flex. Ethan kills Lady D and then hits her with a "no u."

[@Maymer]

18:27 the unenthusiastic "oh..." is my feelings and peak amnesia flashbacks

[@ZemosMacleod]

Jane is obviously too busy actually visiting Alcina Dimitrescu.

[@jessicabooth1424]

Really enjoyed this, thanks Andy and Mike. Quite sad that Jane didn't get to experience this with us.

[@bethenhiemer]

"Ethan, flip her off". Amazing priorities.

[@louisewilson2044]

Vampire Lady said Ethan's blood was stale when she fed from his hand. It's probably because of the infections he got from his hand injuries.

[@mar_speedman]

Or, you know... All the mold...

[@marhawkman303]

@@mar_speedman Mold counts as an infection I guess?

[@UkuleleVillain]

@@marhawkman303 But mold improves the cheese taste. Turns out Ethan isn't cheese

[@Crisjola]

@@marhawkman303 I really like how in the health status section Ethan… you know… doesn't have a heartbeat. Just cells colliding with each other and seeming to divide. Which I thought was really weird until I thought about it.

[@marhawkman303]

@@Crisjola squishy!... heheh, fungusy squishy cells.... heh, that thing late game is only a reveal to Ethan, the player usually already knows.

[@dustinp.173]

Can't wait for Jane to react to Mommy Dimitrescu 😂😂 Edit: Sadness 😔😔

[@rasmusn.e.m1064]

I was quite hooked when I saw Ethan hanging with those vampire ladies, I just couldn't palm down.....

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

BOO! Andy told me to write you this.

[@micaiahgrossmann8058]

And Mike's Vigo the Carpathian reference goes unnoticed too.

[@dumbasslive2515]

Probably Mike having mic problems..

[@callumdonington2227]

@@dumbasslive2515 Operation Sandbag Mike is a go!

[@jamisonedwards8162]

I actually got to meet a guy with a non-movie used Vigo painting. He knew the artist. It's as big as you'd think...

[@little-earth-star6]

Poor Jane, she missed the whole castle!

[@charlier9962]

"Have some crisps or something" - reasons to love Mike, No. 541.

[@codym4340]

All this “man-flesh” talk makes them Vampire ladies sound like the Orcs of LoTR

[@solabis]

As someone who always tries to use up their worse gun’s bullets before selling in RE but always keeps reloading on muscle memory I’m mighty impressed by Andy lmao

[@nobbynobbs8182]

Loved this part of the game the most. The atmosphere, the setting... Pity it was only a quarter of the whole game but at least the rest of the game was good as well

[@bcfb21]

26:03 that was kind of a funny moment. Rip ethan’s good hand

[@hansolochewbacca4260]

Was not expecting the Keeping Up Appearances reference - almost as surprising as Ethan's good hand getting slashed 😉

[@ARTURIEL]

54:22 There's a scary Philippine... folk creature, I guess (tho people still say they do exist), which has this call like, "wak, wak!" and if the call sounds loud, it means the creature is actually far; but when it sounds soft, it means the creature is near you. Just to mess with its victims. You think it's safe and suddenly you're getting got. 😅

[@zulubunsen9067]

Andy: "I won't loot everything in this room because it's broing to watch." Also Andy: edits out the repetitive parts of combat sections.

[@haravikk]

Can't believe Jane couldn't make this part of the game; by "too busy" I'm guessing they mean "is being questioned by the police".

[@SolaScientia]

I know I won't actually play the game, big coward that I am with horror games, but I love watching them play it. I knew what was coming with the hand, so I was already swearing and saying "oh no" and etc before it happened, lol. The whole castle area gives me major SoulsBorne vibes (thinking Cainhurst Castle especially).

[@DeerWren]

It's a shame Jane can't be here. As a lesbian, I feel so understood by her comments and feelings towards Lady D. In all seriousness, I am loving this let's play. The commentary is so funny and delightful. I actually really like and generally prefer more slower, thorough gameplays since I enjoy having them on while I work. Hearing the reactions to the happenings in the game is nice since I can't constantly be looking at the screen haha.

[@owen1079]

Wow 20 seconds in and there's a "Keeping up Appearances" reference. Well done chaps. Well done.

[@goodbytegames]

I've watched some other channels struggle for ages with that second lantern puzzle. That was probably a normal amount of time. They usually solve it when the frustration kicks in and they start just shooting things 😆

[@chileanzombie42]

I love this channel,it’s always my first port of call for anything gaming related.It.Funny.interesting and charming.

[@altmerx5264]

Ah can't believe Jane missed the red room full of blood

[@flying__fox4749]

It's been so long since I heard a reference to Hyacinth Bucket. Thanks for that OX!

[@zhaley1980]

28:00 it healed the coat sleeve too... impressive.

[@JeedyJay]

There's even a little weld-mark on the coat where the cut happens for the rest of the game. They knew it was silly, but they committed to the bit, anyway.

[@peterhague5626]

I like the little twist of the hand. Like its got a bayonet fitting off a light bulb

[@emmabyrne9274]

I can say with confidence that there'll still be people into Lady D after she turns into a dragon monster

[@Mikanojo]

Hyacinth Bucket ALWAYS earns a thumbs-up. Always.

[@ImmortalCthulhu]

I think I’ve all ready messed up quite badly.. wait, no let me guess, it’s Monday and Andy is playing RE8 😂 best part of the week

[@majdramadan8404]

38:45 But batmonks are just peaceful versions of Bruce Wayne...

[@MalcolmPL]

I appreciate that the ads are placed in a more tolerable fashion than other channels.

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

How so? There are like eight throughout this video.

[@MalcolmPL]

@@AlmightyPolarBear I've seen too many gaming channels that are cramming in as many ads as possible, placing them every minute or two and making the videos generally unwatchable. Here they were seven minutes apart on average and became less frequent as the video went on. That's a lot, but still less than on tv. I just thought I'd give some feedback as a lot of channels seem to be having a hard time figuring out midroll ads.

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

@@MalcolmPL Let's just hope they don't keep pushing the acceptable. Like I hope we don't end up being like, "Ads every two to three minutes. No big deal." Like I understand this is part of their income (outside of merch and tickets when they did live performances), just I don't want an hour long video to be worse than TV advertising (not as bad as what you wrote, but pretty intrusive regardless).

[@MalcolmPL]

@@AlmightyPolarBear Yeah. I've just stopped watching a lot of channels because of obtrusive ads. One channel I watched, two ads at the beginning, then before the video actually starts there's a five minute sponsorship deal, followed by two more ads. To heck with that. Fortunately some channels are realizing that ads hurt veiwership and have been getting better at it rather than worse.

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

@@MalcolmPL That is some intense ad action. I don't think I watch whomever did that, but wow. It really will cause it is forceful and intrusive, especially at high frequencies.

[@ptonpc]

So much of Ethan's problems could be solved by him just setting fire to everything.

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

If only he kept that flamethrower.

[@joeychill4364]

Definitely one of the grossest things I’ve seen in RE. Margie’s crotch hive.

[@shortbreadhead]

I watched the first episode while waiting for my copy to arrive and been loving it so far, now I've been watching you play the bits I've just got through to see if I missed anything haha. Watching you play this made me really wish for you to release a bloopers and outtakes compilation, like I would love to see how many times it took you to do the labyrinth puzzle, times you freaked out or got caught by big boss lady and so on

[@PrimeGlaz]

Looking forward to this all weekend and you deliver. Love you outsidexbox xx

[@Hellwyck]

"Your bullets cannot harm me..." are your wings like a shield of steel?!

[@shashwatsharma2596]

"How does everyone know who we are?" Well, someone skipped the cutscenes

[@CiarlaB]

But even that cut scene doesn't explain it. You can Assume Miranda told the Lords but at that point it doesn't tell you how Miranda knows or the Duke and the Old hag in the village. Though for Miranda I guess its inferred by her wanting his baby.

[@shashwatsharma2596]

@@CiarlaB CapCom completely fluffed the story element of Resi 8, absolutely no slow burn revelation, just a massive infodump at the end, if you've seen it then you'll know how. Won't say anything spoilery, but the entire thing could have been avoided by communication, Sadly the story seems loosely put together and kind of silly, great potential not utilized

[@CiarlaB]

@@shashwatsharma2596 I've seen it, just trying to be careful how to word things so I don't accidently spoil anything :) So yes, I know what you mean for that part at the end, would have been cool to have it more integrated into the story mostly things concerning Mother Miranda herself. Capcom is aware of the lack of communication as the game actually points it out. But yeah, I do get what you're saying... Re6 did something similar, Helena refusing to tell Leon anything until after the part with her sister.

[@shashwatsharma2596]

@@CiarlaB Mother Miranda wasn't given enough time, in fact I think the game would be much better had they made it a bit slower paced, time for nuanced exposition, slowly piecing it all together, why she's called mother miranda ..., and then maybe a few surprises in the end.

[@CiarlaB]

@@shashwatsharma2596 Spoiler Warning; if anyone is scrolling through this . . . Mother Miranda needed much more time, they're talking up this big bad but you see her very few times and she doesn't interact with Ethan directly until the end (Guess you could count the Old Hag, but you don't know its her). As for her name, I think that is because she's a mourning mother, she even called the Lords her children regardless of the fact she didn't really care about them. She also took acted like a religious figure so the name could be a call to Mother Mary for example. Also in the end credits that book shows her saving a child's life in the village which is how she was able to inject them all. Show why they all looked up to her like a miracle bringer. I would have loved more on the Lords. I don't know if things got difficult with the world pandemics, or what. But if could have used more. Like Donna's section is so short, skipping cutscenes you can get through Lady D and Donna in just over 1 hour. I had 48 minutes in the castle then 15 with Donna (2nd playthrough so I knew what I was doing)

[@SteveSmith-zj2hz]

The whole time they were talking about the"Hall of pleasure", I kept thinking.... A hall of pleasure....in a castle of vampires and zombies.....I think better of this

[@Hessarian]

I enjoyed the Duke laughing and clapping after you guys shot Lady D way to much

[@jonathandavies1716]

Dimitrescu residence, tall vampire lady of the house speaking.

[@Jonathon_Hennessey]

I feel sorry for Jane missing this segment of the game we all know she has a thing for Lady Dimitrescu

[@midierror]

I still can't believe Ethan ever recovered from the ladel-burning

[@LXV-e9d]

People criticize Ethan for ripping his hands out of the spikes but you gotta realize, he was suspended in the air. He had zero leverage. That was his only option.

[@CiarlaB]

I'm more curious to how the hooks in his hands were able to hold his body weight given their position. I'd think the weight of his body pulling down on them would have caused them to rip through his hands on their own. But, video games :)

[@AliceinDisneyWorld1125]

@@CiarlaB Yeah, that was my thought when I saw that. The spikes shouldn't have held him up there for very long.

[@madphantompixels6478]

Werewolves, vampire/insect ladies and all manner of other utterly implausible things. And the lack of realism when hanging up a body is the bit that draws out your inner pedant? Ok then.

[@Cuuniyevo]

@@madphantompixels6478 Spikes through the hands are a big hang-up for some people. *slowly sidles out*

[@cyberneticsquid-godofmassd3759]

@@Cuuniyevo well done

[@Amaranthyne]

There is room in the halls of pleasure for a long and lordly train, but one by one we must all file on, through the narrow aisles of pain.- When you know the reference...

[@maxtreme69420]

Love your content guys💕....missed Jane tho

[@davidtorres5594]

I think the most impressive bit of Ethan's mold powers is that they somehow fixed his jacket too.

[@seagreen42]

Come on guys, they're clearly FLYING MONK-IES!

[@f4rr3r]

Ethan really is a lot more likeable in this game. He’s still stupid, but at least he’s not stupid AND boring anymore.

[@serevine9730]

Alcina Dimitrescu has to be somewhere high up on the list of badass video game character names of 2021. free video idea guys

[@danskhandle]

cool that healing juice fixed your jacket too

[@bethenhiemer]

We appreciate you going against your Resi instincts, Andy. Even though I'm personally here for you playing the game however you want to. (With fun commentary, of course)

[@robonixon83]

Andy: You're a fool if you upgrade the starter pistol. Me: *Looks at maxed starter pistol* Doh!

[@Pandabear8187]

Shooting Tall Vampire Lady in the ass and hearing the Duke laughing at it is the greatest thing I've seen happen in a playthrough. A++ work, guys 🤣

[@BrickFleetwood]

"Don't call me Can't Be" was the line of the episode

[@jkm2907]

i do enjoy that the med liquid repairs Ethan's jacket, too 😂

[@hyrulianhero9004]

Another great video! How about one you name hazardous/over complicated/ridiculous infiltration strategies, which should've been reconsidered? Like in LOZ Wind Waker, when you infiltrate the Forsaken Fortress the first, by being loaded into a barrel, and launched through the air.

[@supergoat94]

I fully upgraded the starting pistol and it took me through the whole game. I mean obviously I used other weapons too, but for pistol duty it did well.

[@sylverrain]

Me too! Obviously the later guns are helpful, but that little starter pistol became one of my only friends in the game. 😆

[@JeedyJay]

@@sylverrain A keepsake of the helpful old man our bumbling protagonist gets killed.

[@marcusreading3783]

I've always loved it when the villain seems perfectly fine with having their beloved family members try to kill you, but when you turn around and blow their heads off, they blow their tops. Like, did they actually think that the hero was just going to stand there and get nommed?

[@narcspector]

Ok I'm glad you realized the LEMI is the starting pistol...bc if you sold the samurai edge with silencer I'd have to revoke your Resident Evil license Andy! *"Mike? Did you Cosmic Order a Zipline?"* 🤣

[@ARTURIEL]

My parents are looking at me funny because I'm just horror-squealing, "Andy!" (every time a monster gets near Ethan). And I'm watching this in the middle of the day. Fun.

[@somberstricken4424]

I guess Mike forgot about the whole trial scene a ways back where you meet the 4 lords and they dicuss what they're going to do with Ethan. Remember Mike, Heisenberg and smashes the floor with a giant hammer?

[@planetmarshmellow]

The last shot was definitely dope 🤠✌️

[@ebadhussaini7095]

It's sad that the creepy gothic castle inhabited by vampires is better lit than Ethan's home