RETRO RAGE: Jurassic Park!

[@S0L1nv1ctus]

The Dinosaur Song made this to one of the best Retro Rage episodes ever.

[@toddattwellsconsciouspirat6474]

"Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur!" never laughed so hard in my life

[@dmjsra04]

I want Throthgar to sing at my wedding.

[@ApexLodestar]

15:36 "OPEN THE DOOR, GET PWNED ON THE FLOOR, EVERYONE FUCK THAT DINOSAUR!" ROFLMAO!!! My ribs are pwned. Fucking died of laughter. 💀👻

[@Tyrannicon]

:D

[@jamesenglerth9624]

Tyrannicon you have brought me back to my childhood "Everybody get on the floor, every one walk the dinosaur" lmao

[@petergeraldbuxton2454]

15:38 IT WAS A RAPTOR IIKE THIS AND IT PWNED ME DEAD AGAAAYYYIINNN - Pure genius

[@joeisnice]

The first 3 and a half minutes of this video is my favourite thing in the world.

[@boligard]

"DR. GRANT! THIS GUY'S INEPT!"

[@3alexdan]

One of the best single lines in his entire retro series!

[@boligard]

@@3alexdan I wish he'd play this game again one of my all time favorites from Throthgar hilarious until the end

[@foutrie]

Dr. Graaaant!

[@SophiaXiaoyuAralaCran]

Came back at a later time and still had a laugh, especially at 10:36, OUCH! Dirty no-scope sniper-saur! Was kind of a legit jumpscare too. X'D

[@tylermohr2683]

hahahahah the river cross part

[@3alexdan]

Death at 15:00--priceless! Possibly the best Retro Rage ever?

[@kyreeseanime485]

Welcome to Jurassic Park

[@Myroninja]

Open the door, get pwned on the floor Everybody fuck the dinosaur 🔥

[@boligard]

3:08 will always be my favorite Throthgar death lmfao

[@TheRealJonster]

Always looking forward to the Retro Rages! Dr. Grant is pure garbage though, what a pussy. Killer soundtrack and the singing was extraordinary too :D

[@xXHurdyGurdyManXx]

"YA CAN'T GET IN THERE"

[@JacobAnderson0]

17:20 THIS IS SPARTA!!!

[@OmeQuicksilver]

DOCTOR GRAAANT!?!

[@MrTheoriginalderek]

9:00 🎶The controls... Pure garbage!!🎶 😭😭😭

[@hopperhustle]

This game was the bane of my existence as a child.

[@Armageist]

Damn, never even ran into the T-Rex. I hated this game at first, but it grew on me and was like Legend of Zelda imo, and got pretty addicting. I still remember beating this game, with the help of Nintendo Power.

[@SophiaXiaoyuAralaCran]

So much for those raptors ambushing people with the same amped aggression from Jurassic Park Rampage Edition while sadly Grant is just stuck with a reduced powered Taser gun, ouch! o_O

[@HubbaBubba768]

Gonna watch Tyrannicon again right now

[@rafaelrafaelromero337]

Can you do skylanders swap force rage ?

[@pr0t0rager23]

Remember everyone, don't take Throthgar too serious on things. He's just a character, a puppet held by Tyrannicon's strings.

[@Tyrannicon]

Pr0t0rager No on movies Im dead serious. Whose the award winning filmmaker here? Would ppl tell a brain surgeon what was a good operation? It's a fact it's unoriginal. It's another island with dinosaurs that escape. Film is an art form not some money making machine. I want to see art not rehashes of movies I've seen before. It's ok if you liked it but it's a fact it's a poor unoriginal movie made just to make money.

[@Lambman837]

Tyrannicon It was bad throthgar, the whole fucking movie was cgi!

[@pr0t0rager23]

Tyrannicon Alright then. I was just here to try to stop unnecessary comment fights in this vid's comment section. It's still a sad fact that people come here and don't understand the character and then hate on it. And as a matter of fact, I'm gonna have to see the movie for myself if it's made with cheap stuff. If it IS made with cheap CGI stuff, then of course I'm gonna dislike it. I'm just a guy who wants to protect my friends. That's all.

[@Lambman837]

Not only that... some other things bugged me in that garbage movie..

[@Schizo_Souls]

Tyrannicon "Film is not some money making machine" Yeah ok buddy, if you say so *rolls eyes*

[@nathanbaker9827]

the more rage you have, the happier i get. Thanks for the sacrifice! these games are terrible.

[@WillOfEternity]

"Count down to Fuck off" ROFL!!!!

[@sadonion4378]

do you emulate these retro games, or are you playing on the consoles?

[@tylermohr2683]

Rise from your grave Dr. Grant!

[@John-Spartan]

The rage! You gotta love the rage. =]

[@Weda_Bretajune]

lol eat gas grenade creature.... OH MY WORD

[@eugenequiroz1499]

I remember playing this as a kid and also singing a made up song to the background music, too funny

[@josuepuente9846]

Aww man,I love this game! Ive never met anyone else who has beaten it... such a killer soundtrack!

[@wtflemmar6190]

Tyrannicon! You have forgot to kill aldia in dark souls 2! You must journey to vendrick and kill him then answer Aldias questions and say yes to both of them then you will meet him in the throne get banana with you and kill the Aldia scholar of the first sin

[@megavolt67]

It would be hilarious if you played the Genesis one too.

[@HUYI1]

which is miles better i must say LOL

[@UponDemise666]

Throthgar, have you considered playing the retro-inspired Blasphemous for the “Rage” series? It’s a pretty good game in the style of Castlevania & SNES/Genesis Era Action Platformers. It’s also chock-full of maddening platforming & chaos abounds! Johnny Blasphemous would make quite the addition to Throthgars triumphant Militia of Protagonists!!!!

[@UponDemise666]

Rage-inspiring though it may be, it’s actually quite a solid game. Think Castlevania meets LoZ: Adventure of Link- but with the atmosphere of Bloodborne & Castlevania.

[@Tyrannicon]

check the playlists already beaten that game on here

[@UponDemise666]

@@Tyrannicon Oh snap! Damn bro, that’s why you the bees knees, the cats pajamas, once again. Thanks for letting me know, gonna watch that right now

[@tylermohr2683]

Where is the "clever girl" line Tyrannicon ? lol

[@macenblu6]

i remember buying this game from an american store called Electronics Boutique....they had a return policy where they'd let you return a game after a day or two if you didn't like it.....but i abused the policy so much, they put their foot down when i tried to return this turkey....i had to keep it, but i never played it again out of principle....

[@miragenights801]

Throthgar you should do Animaniacs for SNES since it's being rebooted and you've done Tiny Toons.

[@etereo15]

This is better than spastik world.

[@reapersovereign7374]

This game is actually pretty good tho

[@bigdaddyrandombdr2822]

what do you think of stanley kubricks full metal jacket?

[@Tyrannicon]

BIGDADDYRANDOM B D R It's awesome yeah.

[@ApeAlchemist]

a weird thing to comment on but yay for scan lines! Thats how u emulate consoles!

[@ramessesvivivi]

ZOMBIES ATE MY JURASSIC PARK

[@prime8184]

Just a recommendation, i'm reminded of Primal Rage could be suited toyour retro rage adventures.

[@XxhadoukenxX]

9:15 😂😂

[@l4cyy3g]

Freestyle are fire!!

[@owlgreen7159]

We're their any friendly dinosaurs?

[@wilsvgaddiction4456]

I'm glad you mentioned how moron keep paying to see basically the same shit movie over and over again. Every movie these days seems to be a shitty rehash of on older movie that didn't need to be remade or the same bullshit concepts keep getting shoveled out in new packaging. There is ZERO originality in the film industry these days. I guess a good story doesn't make money. Just put in a super hero, old cartoon characters, have a mentally challenged person rewrite a classic movie, and/or lots of explosions and you're done.

[@Tyrannicon]

Wil's VG Addiction exactamundo

[@soulcrusher25]

Wil's VG Addiction I still haven't seen the RoboCop remake. I refuse to let it ruin the awesomeness that was the original.

[@wilsvgaddiction4456]

I felt exactly the same but I was bored and broke down and watched it on NETFLIX. Honestly, if it wasn't called "Robocop" then it wouldn't have been so bad. It seemed unfinished and poorly fleshed out. Just a mediocre movie with the Robocop name slapped on it but not awful.

[@wilsvgaddiction4456]

Got any suggestions that might make me rethink my stance? Admittedly, I am not a film buff and I don't watch a lot of indie films.

[@tristancoble7902]

i remember this game being HARD as crap.

[@mrorichimaru12]

Hollywood knows how to ruin great movies

[@Strider-Ragnarok]

Count down to fuck off. LOL!

[@dmjsra04]

"People......(epic music)......Throthgar heerrreee."

[@gabrielaguilar6149]

omg that song, walk the dinosaur

[@dmjsra04]

100% right on the movie. All the Jurassic Park movies are exactly the same. No effort whatsoever. Just slap Jurassic Park/World whatever and watch the dollars roll in. Lazy shits.

[@megavolt67]

dmjsra04 I don't think he feels that way so much about the original. Just the sequels. The first one actually had some real movie magic to it and it's the only one I rewatch now and then. The others were blatant cash grabs, especially the third one. I haven't seen World.

[@dmjsra04]

megavolt67 Definitely. I enjoyed the first one as well but, as usual, it should have ended there. The other two were horrible.

[@harrygosto2683]

World is a good movie. :)

[@rickymay4096]

The first is a classic. Lost World is pretty good, imo. 3 and World are total garbage. Haven't seen Fallen Kingdom yet.

[@CMONCMON007]

wow this music! they should've used this score instead of the John Williams score for the movie :P oh yes & the song Everybody walk the Dinosaur is hippity hip jammin

[@cassattack]

But Tyrannicon I know you can not WAIT for the new GREMLINS movie.

[@BRyan83]

i loved this game for some reason..

[@timwest277]

lol the raging is just to funny

[@Nugzz187]

Happy to be here 😂😂😂

[@miragenights801]

I have a request, Throthgar. Can you do Jurassic Park (1st one) and Animaniacs for Genesis?

[@TraderPat]

Demonic lizardosaur.

[@tenyokensekia8088]

Despite how bad this game looks, I do have to give it credit for trying new things. A overhead view and a first person view? For the time, that must have been pretty ambitious.

[@Sawal137]

You should try The Lost World on ps1. There’s some premium bullshit in that.

[@jaygooese4242]

I hope you play Jurassic park nes

[@TheKrustaceox]

Isn't the Final Fantasy Remake the same thing as Jurassic Park/World? It's the same story, same crap but with new graphics and special effects. All of that for money throthgar. I'm always in for remakes and reboots. Even by the fact that 80% of the time, i get pretty disappointed lol

[@Tyrannicon]

TheKrustaceox Well not really as games and movies are different and as games are interactive visuals are more important. You don't even need cgi for a movie to be good.

[@zendera999]

TheKrustaceox No, that's actually all wrong. Jurassic World isn't a remake and the story is entirely different. It's not the best movie, but it's a better sequel than the others by a mile. The FF7 remake is not one shoved down the throats of consumers for a quick cash grab, it's one people demanded for over 10 years - a 10yrs during which at any point they could have pushed out a quick and sloppy cash grab, but they didn't and were in fact quite reluctant to even make it at all.

[@TheKrustaceox]

Tyrannicon Fair enough. I still get goosebumps everytime "The Thing" broadcasts on some random channel at 1 or 2am. But i must say... i'm really not that demanding on videogames' visuals either. As long as the game itself is good then i'm in.

[@TheKrustaceox]

robertmoneymaker999 10 years huh...It's been 14 years since the last (shitty) Jurassic Park ;). Oh and let us not forget (even by wanting to do so) about that "Advent Children" garbage xD I'm all in for JW specially now that you (along many others) are telling me that it is a better sequel than the others by miles. Reviews are pretty good as well.

[@Tyrannicon]

robertmoneymaker999 Another island of dinosaurs that break loose from the park and hunt the humans, how is that not the same?

[@cabronero224]

Did he said,dr crap?

[@OcamaruBRES]

The SNES version is way better than the Sega Genesis.

[@demun6065]

It's top down shit. And the music is lame

[@JFinker73]

True Lies with Jurassic Park skins

[@soulcrusher25]

Didn't they make a JP side scroller that was...marginally better than this?

[@flashhit2]

is this the ark ea ? heard of perf issues but this ? kappa

[@Discount_blackbeard]

With all the respect I can give tyrannicon your crazy, I didn't want to see the new movie thinking it would be crap and this was after I got off work too so I really didn't want to be there but in an honest opinion it was good

[@kemodesantadesanta639]

The movie was an epic bumble and that's that.

[@EazyMichael]

We can´t see it!

[@rtr01]

scary as fuck bruh

[@natalironaldo]

Honestly, this game is the worst thing I've ever played in my life

[@toma.4808]

The game gear version was better

[@GigaDonk]

+Tyrannicon did you see snowpiercer? It's big hollywood (is it?) movie but I thought it was really good. It's on netflix.

[@Tyrannicon]

GigaDonk Nope haven't seen that one.

[@TheRealJonster]

GigaDonk It's not Hollywood produced at all. It's a South Korean movie, based on a French graphic novel, but with American and British actors. The movie is real tight, I was pleasantly surprised!

[@GigaDonk]

I saw the original JP at the theaters I was freaking blown away it was a sick movie. Other then that and the lion king I don't remember anything else early 90's allot of the movies must of sucked. Edward scissor hands was dope too but I saw it vhs.