Return to Boggy Creek - The Cinema Snob

[@leekalba]

So, I'm actually from the area this is set in, and I have some notes. 1. Fouke sounds like foul, but with a K. 2. half these people sound cajun. 3. Arkansas is landlocked. It doesn't really get hurricanes. It gets a lot of thunderstorms and tornadoes, but not hurricanes. I think the film makers confused SW Arkansas with coastal Louisiana.

[@avery-san8692]

As someone from the south, I actually enjoyed the jokes. The way I see it, if you can't laugh at yourself, then you have no sense of humour. By the way, congratulations on the 10 enjoyable years of reviews Brad. You're the best. :D

[@robertwilliamson2856]

As a native Mississippian, I say 'Amen!'

[@UnclePhil73]

“Humour”? Are you from southern England?

[@jaketucker2559]

Let’s face it us people in the south are idiots even the smart ones

[@aarondavis8943]

As someone from the North, it always fits.

[@jprofio]

Agreed. I grew up in the south and love it; my favorite joke to do personally is telling people about how my brother is my nephew (I wait a minute to mention he's adopted, it's not as "oh God" as it sounds)

[@Prettywhite4awhiteguy]

not sure why but I busted out laughing at "I caught a boat, light up the grill" lmao the delivery just spot on

[@ackbarfan5556]

"We're looking for the Boggy Creek Beast." Tom Servo: "I married her!" Every time I hear of Boggy Creek, that line will always play in my head.

[@jacobs1447]

"Would you like to contribute to the fund for the War Against Northern Aggression?" "Driving down the road, looking for a Waffle House, drinking lots of Wild Turkey, yee-hoo!"

[@okaysingtome7495]

"I saw it, I saw the little creature.... NOOOOOOOO!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

[@ZombieBrainsDev]

"I love a Woman who vomits."

[@alexdionisos]

"How much fuel do we have?" "E!"

[@mrcritical6751]

“THEY’RE PUNTING THE DEER’S HEAD!!!!”

[@emmajochum8682]

Poke all the fun at the South. I'm a Texan and I grant you permission. If you're still uncomfortable, just keep this in mind; the only real difference between the rural South and the rural Midwest is the yearly climate.

[@CrazyPangolinLady]

Emma Jochum True 😞

[@Tareltonlives]

Yep

[@ajragle]

Hell, they even fly the same civil war flag.

[@StonedGremlinProductions]

Very true.

[@trustno173]

I'm not from the south nor am I conservative and this episode made me very uncomfortable, I mean, Jesus, this was bordering on old 40's anti-(insert whatever race of people) propaganda, basically painting everyone from the south or who happens to be conservative as a racist, sexist, gun-loving, homophobic, brain-dead idiot. I mean, this was just plain mean spirited and in my opinion, just plain wrong. Gained some respect for Brad for posting all 10 episodes, and then I lost a bit for him after I watched this one.

[@lizerman74]

The Travis Crabtree skit is one of my favorite Cinema Snob moments ever.

[@BATASHALACKA]

I tired to have sex with an alligator but I had a reptile dysfunction

BATASHALACKA You tried to spell “tried” too.

[@WhoTookMyMirr]

sounds like "AAAAAAAAH GET IT OFF ME!" might be right for you!

[@DDBurnett1]

Since it's the tenth anniversary of the Snob, it makes me kind of sad that a certain notorious title has never been released on video (even though it still exists on film): Ingagi, the granddaddy of exploitation films. It's a fake documentary (though it was advertised as being completely genuine) that follows the expedition of the non-existent Sir Hubert Winstead and Capt. Daniel Swayne into the heart of Africa. There, they discover entirely new (that is, entirely faked) species and a remote tribe that worships (and fucks) gorillas. The most surprising facts about Ingagi?: It was made in 1930 and was one of the highest grossing films of that decade. It also inspired King Kong.

[@planescaped]

Probably where the whole aids came from monkey sex urban legend got it's roots.

[@StarvingHamster]

Cascade Apparently, the film is considered lost, so that might explain why the review hasn't happened yet

[@DDBurnett1]

It actually isn't lost. At least two film prints still exist (one in the Library of Congress) and about 90% of the audio survives on discs. monsterkidclassichorrorforum.yuku.com/topic/1415/INGAGI-1930original-movie-scans?page=1#.WSyml5M2VBg

[@DDBurnett1]

Son of Ingagi has virtually nothing to do with the original, but I would still like to see the Snob review it. Since it looks like Ingagi will never be released on video, he could at least take the opportunity to discuss it in a Son of Ingagi review.

[@DDBurnett1]

Hey, it's been confirmed that the Library of Congress has not just one, but four copies of Ingagi. forums.lostmediawiki.com/thread/41/ingagi-print Now hopefully some company will get around to releasing it on video.

[@DragonMaiden77]

I am not sorry for all the South jokes. They were HILARIOUS

[@thatmaninblack]

The song at 13:00 is totally. :D

[@zetsubanned4308]

I remember 80's Dan. Please give me more 80's Dan. How many more years must I beg before I get the only thing I want. Please make more 80's Dan.

[@JanetStarChild]

I'd love to see more '80s Dan, but less Crabtrees, unless they're rewritten to not be scummiest people in sitcom history. (FYI, I know most people get this wrong, a very common mistake, but the apostrophe on a date year goes before the last two digits. Not afterwards.)

[@artcrime2999]

Some day I'm going to get that filthy animal!

[@danielallen3454]

Why does that only ever work in "The Geek"?

[@ginnrollins211]

Some day I'm gonna get that filthy rapist. *cuts to Friday the 13th music*

[@Tareltonlives]

Happy anniversary Brad! Thanks for all these sequels!

[@GruntGamerProductions]

Cinema Snob, you got some nerve mocking us southern folk. After bearing your mockery of us throughout this video, you'd better have a damn good apology prepared. 21:17 That'll do, Snob. That'll do.

[@Shenaldrac]

It is a pretty good song.

[@jonathansefcik473]

This might be my favorite Cinema Snob episode. No other makes me laugh so hard at so many of the jokes.

[@Valdagast]

Could have been worse. There could have been a "Child Bride II".

[@Domino365]

Don't even joke about that.

[@nakenmil]

People get really upset about that one, but isn't the moral of the film that child marriage is wrong and must be stopped? Or am I remembering that review completely wrong?

[@Valdagast]

Well yes and no. There are apparently scenes in the movie that would certainly be classified as child porn today. Also, the movie may be well intended but it's just so... bad.

[@nakenmil]

Oh shit, I never knew that, I only ever watched the Snob review. That's fucked up. Also, yes, it's terrible.

[@jayryman5310]

Honestly, if they called this movie something different, more people may have actually liked it

[@DollyBelladonna]

Happy 10 years Brad :D never fails to make me laugh

[@Ten80pete]

"We got a squirrel in a tiny pinwheel that, will that help?" My favorite line from a Snob episode.

[@malykoth]

A frozen ball of cherry moonshine sounds awesome!

[@poprox101]

13:25 holy shit a Race For Your Life Charlie Brown reference?!

[@jacobs1447]

This is making me want to watch the Boggy Creek II episode of MST3K.

[@MrJans3n]

I really love the original Boggy Creek. Even that few seconds you showed at 2:40 immediately resonated with me. I would kill for a full soundtrack release - I wonder if the Pierce estate is in possession of the original masters, if they even still exist.

[@Objectorbit]

Wait, Cinema Bum survived the beating?

[@jacobs1447]

Yeah, that's a load of horseshit. Kung Tai Ted gets the Monkey Shines treatment, but the bum is still alive I guess.

[@ahare1982]

Crawfish Charlie, they call him that because his balls taste great when dipped in gumbo. Vote Bumblescump '77. The alternet title to this movie was sasquatch Moses. So many times your commentary had me rolling

[@graemesmith6721]

Seeing Dana Plato in this makes me sad knowing what was in store for her. :(

[@TheMouseAvenger]

Me, too. (nods sadly in agreement)

[@misuvittupaa8068]

And I'm just thinking who is she/he... Well two years later i'm still wondering.

[@graemesmith6721]

@@misuvittupaa8068 Dana Plato was an actress who appeared on a television sitcom called Diff'rent Strokes. After the show's run, her accountant stole all her money, she suffered from drug abuse problems, and was arrested for holding up a video store. She ended up working in a dry cleaning store, and eventually committed suicide with a drug overdose at age 34. A very sad story.

[@misuvittupaa8068]

@@graemesmith6721 well now I know. Thanks

[@krisherdown]

I suspect Snob felt the same as he seemed to lay off the jokes regarding her. I respect that.

[@Leatherbubba]

You really need to review the bigfoot movie, Night of the Demon. I think we're overdue for it.

[@Meirstein]

When I have to keep pausing the video because I'm laughing too hard to hear the next joke, you know it's a good Cinema Snob episode.

[@bartistclord1916]

You Almost got me to search "will it fit", I reached for the mouse and stopped myself. Keep it up and eventually I will have to mentally scar myself with "that which cannot be unseen".

[@victorm152]

Every time I hear the Travis Crabtree song, I picture Brian going out and randomly killing a homeless man with a golf club

[@KaurTube]

Weird to see a Boggy Creek sequel not starring Charles B Pierce and his shirt-phobic son.

[@jamesbevan9939]

What the heck is with that overlapping dialogue at 1:00?

[@geraldojayster]

Chair looks the same..must be pretty comfortable!

[@normora877]

“You’re not going to believe this Joe Bob. I caught a boat! Light up the grill!” That joke killed me 🤣

[@MontyPythonFanatic2]

Southern Fried Snob!

[@FearfulEntertainment]

Got to love when movies look like the film was left in dirt water for 2 years before releasing it.

[@10GaugeManiac]

instead of an olive branch, you could offer a bowl of squirrel stew and a slice of possum pie if you're feelin' contrite. More often than not, beer is used to smooth over offenses. A 6 pack being the least you should bring, or a full case if ya really want to make amends.

[@wdfmidevil]

I almost pissed myself laughing at the feminist door knob joke

[@artistwithouttalent]

21:23 But what about, "Amie," by Pure Prairie League, or, "Country Roads," by John Denver?

[@lizerman74]

Travis beating the Cinema Bum is one of my favorite Snob moments ever.

[@CobaltTheCrusader]

People really got upset over Brad's jabs at Southerners and Conservatives? I'm fairly certain that if I walked two miles in one direction I could find a place to film the next Boggy Creek movie. I live in one of those towns with the huge conservative southern basis. I know at least 5 banjo players and there's a bluegrass music festival in the next town over every year...yes there are a lot of drunken hillbillies who go and get into fights. I don't care if he makes jokes about the down home "aww shucks" type of people. They're just jokes xP

[@billjacobs521]

Yeah. I guess I can see why some Southerners and Conservatives get annoyed when most of the movies and TV shows and everything are made on the opposite ends of the country from them, to say nothing of Europe, so they always feel left out, and you're more likely to see some lazy stereotypes at their expense, but at the end of the day, it's still petty and whiny.

[@BloodrealmX]

Brad has had people get mad even when jabs have been made at Flat-Earthers. No matter what he says, SOMEONE will be upset.

[@sleepykitty8918]

@@billjacobs521 Does he ever go after Liberal types as hard as he goes after Conservative types? I can't remember him ever showing malice or a lack of understanding towards the Left side of the American political spectrum even though both sides have near equal absurdities to poke fun at

[@trippjohnson7393]

As a native Southerner I don’t mind your south jokes. I know it’s in good fun.

[@NathanTarantlawriter]

One of the rare films I have never been able to slog my way through, even with the best self medication. Sleep is the enemy here.

[@Clay3613]

No Night Trap reference?

[@lisaross4216]

Oh my god I've been waiting for this day!

[@johncutler4568]

Really liked this one. Quite a few chuckles.

[@WikiSorcerer]

I miss 80's Dan...

[@jayryman5310]

Snob: Some of these episodes are weird! ME: It took you THIS LONG to figure THAT out?

[@runtripfall69]

Sorry again about my confusion on the Brad Tries Waffles & Syrup Oreos episode. This series of sequel episodes from the past decade is without a doubt the best Patreon perk within my collection of KZbinrs.

[@MinoTheShow]

2014 Brad was almost too skinny - current Brad is ideally built

[@troin3925]

20:04-20:24 This reminds me of how Ringu 2 was made to possibly replace Rasen as the sequel (which worked because Rasen faded into obscurity). Though the context of when Rasen was made was a completely different case since it was in theaters at the same time as Ringu as a failed attempt to cash in on the hype of the film adaptation of the novel (yes, Ringu was based on a novel, and it was medical science fiction instead of supernatural and each sequel went even further into science fiction territory with the third book going full-on Matrix-esque territory). Rasen had returning actors from Ringu, but it was made by different people and does what Silent Hill: Revelation did which was being a continuation of Ringu but at the same time wants to be accurate to the original Rasen (or Spiral) novel, despite how contradictory the story is as a continuation. Ringu 2 even had the original director return like with Boggy Creek 2.

[@benjamintriplett3]

Arkansas is landlocked how did they have a hurricane?

[@ciannolan9713]

You should review Boggy Creek 2: The Legend Continues. It's the official sequel directed by Chuck Pierce

[@DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping]

Good job uncle Bo, you found a way to make red beans and rice 100 proof. So classic 🤣

[@virochanaasura8521]

How could he NOT reference 10,000 Maniacs during this review???

[@RadarKat73080]

If they got Jerry Reid to do the music, this would have won an Oscar!

[@laurar5480]

My dear godfather, John Hofues, played Grandpa. Good times.

[@johnharrison9685]

At 1:08, I get a kick out of that scene when the kids start running away and the mom tells them not to run away, and then she starts to run also.

[@falloutbos34]

As a southern man I hereby name you an honorary southerner and immune to criticism for southern jokes.

[@overlookers]

Happy 10 years, Brad!!! :D *but I still don't forgive you not reviewing Night of The Demon (1980) for Sasquatch Week* :/

[@TheRealNormanBates]

0:24 YEAGH! Man, Sasquatch had a rough week. Must have been staying up all night watching Cinema Snob Bigfoot movie reviews. 16:52 I think that's called a "period", Mr. Snob.

[@TheSefirosu200x]

That part about Nancy Drew getting her own DC movie and how she'll kill so many people made me smile, as a super obsessive fan of DC who hates what the DCEU has down to my two favorite superheroes.

[@tinkerer3399]

TheSefirosu200x Just imagine it's Frank Miller doing the writing and ignore it... actually that would explain a lot.

[@SpeedyEric1]

Yay, more bashing on the DCEU in the comments you a video that makes no mentioning of it. You are so special.

[@tinkerer3399]

SpeedyEric1 ... Did you watch the video?

[@TheSefirosu200x]

Tinkerer Exactly what I was wondering. Snob definitely does make such a reference. Also, in regards to your earlier comment, I already consider Batfleck to be Crazy Steve adapted into live action, but that doesn't make it much better. I always kind of disliked Frank Miller. I never saw it as, like, he WENT crazy. From my view, he was crazy from day one, they just didn't allow him as much freedom. Way back in TDKR, he obviously had a hate boner for Superman (which is one reason I don't like him, Superman isn't just my favorite superhero, he's my favorite character in all of fiction, period) and a love boner for Batman. Batman is my second favorite superhero, but it is a distant second. If you asked me to make a list of my top one hundred favorite superheroes, 1 through 99 would be Superman, and Batman as number 100.

[@SpeedyEric1]

Yes I did, and I still think the whole DCEU hatred is overrated. They are movies, not politics. Jesus Christ.

[@CynnamonSpyder]

God damn the south was boring!

[@VINCENTDARKLY]

It is! Just stay away please.

[@ShiningRosarium]

Spoiler alert: It still is.

[@thatmaninblack]

Selfish Potato: You mean still boring - except the new civil war that starting over statues and the apocalyptic hurricanes and floods?

[@dantheface2986]

New Civil War?...geez is the South that fucking desperate for thrills?

[@lizzychrome7630]

Is there something wrong with me that when I hear that banjo music, all I can think of is the line in "Gums," "It looks like a beaver gnawed it off!"

[@BS-nw1qr]

No relation to the Boggy Creek film covered in an MST3k episode then?

[@Tareltonlives]

That one Charles B Pierce made to retain the rights to the original after this POS was made.

[@jenaesmith4422]

Yeah I thought that I remember the mst3k but not this one kind of confused me😕 but love this review hilarious! 😀

[@BlackGoldSaya]

I started watching Brad during Bigfoot week. Still waiting on mummy week

[@cuttingwitjason7195]

Do " Bone Tomahawk "!

[@HydraBill57]

As a southern man myself I love redneck jokes and this video is awesome. To the people bashing the south in the comments just so ya know you're missing out. The south is the best place on earth to live. We have the best food ever made, southern hospitality, and far more freedom than the hell hole California so say what you want I'm just happy there's more for the rest of us🤣

[@CooperDooper38]

Eh, I'm fine with southerner jokes. The only things I actually like about living in the south (specifically Florida), are Ron DeSantis and opossums. Of course, now that I've mentioned opossums, I must write out a little PSA for you: Fun fact: an opossum's first natural defense mechanism isn't fainting. Fainting and releasing the scent of death from their stench gland is an involuntary response to extreme stress. An opossum's first line of defense is actually hissing and drooling to try to fool potential predators into thinking they have rabies. In actuality, an opossum's body temperature is too low to propagate the virus effectively, and as such, they're extremely resistant to rabies, and nearly incapable of spreading it. Despite hissing being a first line of defense, opossums generally don't bite. If you look up "opossums don't bite" there's a video of a guy handling a mother opossum, who has babies in her pouch, and she still won't bite the guy, even when he holds his finger right up to her mouth to give her the chance. They're generally non-violent, they eat ticks that spread lyme disease, and when domesticated, they're some of the most loving, affectionate pets you can find.

[@Haveba]

Youre not gonna believe this Joe Bob, I caught a boat light up the grill! XD

[@bradleewilliams381]

As a Mississippian I actually find the southern jokes pretty freakin' hilarious😂

[@enlightenednormie242]

Thanks for the seal of approval buddy 🙄

[@theblocksays]

Lord almighty, ah better get to tending muh fires!

[@PolysPlace]

What happened at 1:00? Sounds like something was playing in the background and Brad had to turn it off/pause it to continue, he even restarts his line.

[@StonedGremlinProductions]

A Double Toasted video I had up somehow unpaused. It made me laugh so I kept it in the video.

[@PolysPlace]

Oh boy a response, thanks for the answer. Big fan! :)

[@RHGarciaApr85]

It was perfect

[@missalcoholic4572]

OHHHHHH JUST YES!

[@MrSTVR]

WILL IT FIT - The never-ending game of rear ends

[@top1862]

Oh hey. this movie was filmed where I was born, and my grandfather was the one driving the ambulance at the end. I think it's this one anyway... cool shit

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

9:14, That's for Madea Witness Protection. That's for Madea Christmas. That's for Madea Halloween.

[@stephennootens916]

I have to admit that I thought it was going to be the other sequel that was on MS3K, which while bad it was no Mano Hands of fate

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

Wasn't the original film really a tourism promotional film for the county? Or am I thinking of another film that the Snob reviewed?

[@Transbian]

I feel like an idiot but is will it fit real? I’m not sure I want to google it.

[@SpeedyEric1]

I've been waiting calmly for this review since the original Boggy Creek review. Oh, and in speaking of movies celebrating it's 40th anniversary, I already had my Star Wars Saga marathon during Memorial Day weekend. 6:07- It's music and settings like this that make me happy that I am a Mid-Westerner, and not someone who lives in the deep south. I wish this movie had Travis Crabtree, or that guy who shot his foot in a booting accident. 14:30- I hope this storm sends Mary-Ann back on Gilligan's Island. 19:40- I recently bought a better movie for $20, and that movie was Logan. 20:43- Yeah, I admit to down-voting most of those movies on IMDB with out seeing them, but I only do that if they are reviewed by you or other internet personalities I love to watch.

[@wingsandash]

Is the singer Johnny Charro? Because it sounds like Johnny Charro.

[@wjzav1971]

13:16 The fuck? Why did this producers' joke get me?

[@culwin]

I feel like we'll see another Boggy Creek movie before we see another 80's Dan episode. Actually there's one in production.

[@quinnzykir]

culwin wut o_o

[@culwin]

I said THERES ONE IN PRODUCTION

[@censoredeverything3029]

culwin one of what?

[@Dreadnaught1Aw]

This is snob's funniest review!

[@yaoininja]

LLOOVVEEDD IT!!!!

[@owexsolo]

14 notifications in 8 minutes? bye bye notification squad. (insert condescending "I have plenty of other viewers" comment here)

[@Boogenhagen100]

oh Dawn, Dawn no honey- get a better agent. RIP dawn. The mayor is dead? I thought the monster was the mayor.

[@orphie9349]

This is a great episode. xD

[@declanhandley-byrne4335]

15:20 I see your rainstorm in Return to Boggy Creek and I raise you the snowstorm that almost killed Luke Skywalker in Empire Strikes Back.

[@CrazyPangolinLady]

This isn't the one from Mst3k. There's more than one Boggy Creek sequel?

[@beybladermdm2009]

I now want to see a Nancy Drew movie with a higher body count than Batman V. Superman.

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

There's a slasher film remake from 2010, when are you going to review that?

[@grapeshot]

Shitting his pants and using it as fish bait. Classic 😁😁 😁🐟🐟🐟

[@mrgbig6237]

Haha! Quarry cereal! The memories.

[@sfighter0085]

Okay, I haven't seen the first "Legend of Boggy Creek" review, but this was a good episode. I'll probably check out your "Legend of Boggy Creek" review sometime. All I gotta say about this "Bigfoot" movie, it was pretty boring for the most part, due to the fact that there was barely any of the "Bigfoot" character in it. But the fact that this movie featured both Dawn Wells and Dana Plato is interesting, funny how Dana Plato got her start in this movie before doing anequally shittier horror sequel with "Exorcist 2:The Heretic" and finding success on the show "Different Strokes".

[@HydraBill57]

Hilarious video!

[@JacobHill97]

After watching this review, this movie doesn't look that bad. it actually seems decent. Maybe I'll check it out one day and see if they finally get that filthy animal.

[@snakehandler87]

3:02 is that from superstition

[@NodDisciple1]

06:26 Au contraire Mr. Snob... www.onecountry.com/13-things-you-didnt-know-were-invented-by-southerners-1647842240.html Don't forget NASA HQ is down around the Southern US too.

[@thomasjenkins7506]

i'm still waiting for you to make your own sasquatch movie.

[@caidalee1994]

I’m down for that DCEU Nancy Drew movie