Review Reviewer: Nostalgia Critic Jurassic Park

Well, seeing as how I'm a raptor now, might as well take advantage of it.
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[@black97_0]

7:14 *NC:* Good luck getting this theme song out of your head It will be in your brain for weeks or until you're dead *ThoseDudesWithaHat:* Adding lyrics It just makes it all the worse Do it probably doesn't help that I wrote this verse *Me:* It definitely doesn't but I don't care Why do you think I'm writing this comment here?

[@GenAqua]

Nice lyrics 😊😊

[@Dimensioneer88]

Ironically, the Jurassic Park 3 review of his was one I was looking forward to ... and also the one that killed the NC for me.

[@bennettfender1546]

Another reason for the triceratops scene was to show how little control they had of the dinosaurs.

[@HiperPivociarz]

5:41 Also, this guy's name is Dodgson. Nedry says it like three times in a row. I guess Nedry was right, and nobody cares.

[@ColinG943]

CookieMastah His name was Lewis Dodgson. Not Judson. He’s also the CEO of InGen’s rival company Biosyn.

[@mitchellneuhoff9946]

Yes he had a bigger role in the books however he’s been sidelined for most of the movie franchise however that will all change when dominion comes out

[@rhettdilley]

To clarify, human cloning is illegal, and cloning animals for food is illegal in some countries, but cloning animals to de-extinct them isn’t illegal. I’m pretty sure you need a permit though

[@mitchellneuhoff9946]

Rhett Dilley That’s a reasonable accusation

[@mitchellneuhoff9946]

I’m kind of surprise the critic didn’t make any newman jokes

[@autobotproductions1244]

Oh cloning isn't illegal. Cloning people though, that's illegal

[@thenerd-bot9847]

Hah! Legality! Like that ever stopped me before!

[@powerbalancevathelastkitsu2504]

(sarcastic) Oh geeee, you think?

[@sorenthefilmbrony]

Tell that to the makers of Fallen Kingdom.

[@AndrewBullXandrew]

Nice Goldblum impression.

[@lightpostfilms9721]

5:01 That would have been AWESOME!!

[@klimmr]

15:44 If you're another dinosaur. Like you.

[@BlazeTheMovieFan]

It's not one of my personal favorite Nostalgia Critic episodes, in fact it's far from great, but I still find it enjoyable.

[@vontavius01]

5:57 Huh, I never knew there were black and white care bears. What were their personalities?

[@viktorriquelme3735]

one would be a member of the KKK and the other would be from Los Angeles

[@cfruge444]

@@viktorriquelme3735 < the other would be from Los Angeles Or a Black Panther.

[@Angyali]

You guys have the time of your lives with NC's Jurassic reviews. 😅😃

[@raptorus7773]

Why would you want to forget that john Williams theme! I could hear that all the time.

[@SweetCaptain77]

I KNEW you were going to say that at the end.

[@susiearnold]

I don't see the contradiction with not wanting to get married and wanting to have kids

[@susiearnold]

not really there are unhealthilyer ways of raising children it is better to have one parent be non-existent then be there and toxic

[@GenAqua]

🎶 Come on Reviewer, you're doing it now too. Oh f*** my life, so am I, and I blame yoooooou 🎶

[@loneronin6813]

I imagine that lawyer was in the right sport for his death given he was likely shitting himself in fear :P

[@HiperPivociarz]

18:37 That's sexist *ding*

[@kylebrown5101]

The T-rex chase the jeep would get parody in toy story 2.

[@erainmartinez8175]

counted 36 swearings

[@The_Lauren_Fox_Catalogue]

A shapeshifter, huh. An outer god! Called it! Anyway, good review, but I kinda think you need to work on special effects for future videos and include the audio for them. KZbin has tones of special effects with green screen backgrounds that you can download with savedeo.

[@The_Lauren_Fox_Catalogue]

*tons

[@tommydiaz-millan2438]

Don't forget that was Jim in there too.

[@miguelmercadoFC]

Mr. Coat=Murphy confirmed?!?

[@cksmith08]

For a sec there at the end, I thought Mr. It wanted you to say 'Alan'

[@taimundo8574]

I AM A STEGOSAURUS

[@jamesgilbert6023]

I am a t rex

[@gridhunter8592]

their VAPTOR-girls

[@JinxProductions]

This is my favorite review of yours

[@sadairbeat]

hey how about a review on game theory mario is mental if I already suggested that then I'm sorry

[@marley7868]

happy to see a new one

[@Sniper_Jacob06]

18:34 Ohhh, f*cking burn!

[@Dim4323]

Which power rangers???? Original or beast morphers

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

Cloning is illegal? *looks at blueprints for part fish part me and eats it* No cloning here

[@AndrewBullXandrew]

So your stuck like that for the next 2 or 3 reviews?! man that's gotta suck.

[@samkresil6011]

7:24 XD

[@The1Tyman]

I'm a dinosaur

[@samkresil6011]

13:47 XD

[@erainmartinez8175]

great stuff

[@rickmartinez3268]

I agree this is so awesome

[@Golden100_]

Dude you need a lot more subscribers.