Reviewbrah but it’s a Midwest Emo intro

[@magicbeachmusic]

Here is a version with Tab and without Reviewbrahs voice over 👍 kzbin.info/www/bejne/mZe2XpitrLKmjNE

[@123unknownsoldier126]

Can you actually tab his voice out too

[@big_sea]

yes

[@Skullkan6]

Could you do a full version with the voiceover?

[@SomeKidFromBritain]

OG version is beautiful

[@Dante3025]

I love you right now and forever

[@sebastiancoe4708]

after "not getting any better, I'll tell ya that", the distortion pedal comes on

[@Nickersons-Theme]

Then, lead vocals kick in with the crowd chanting the lyrics

[@johannesschmitz6370]

Then backstage I get a sloppy blowie

[@chancedavis6216]

And then we all do a shit ton of crank!

[@jagottem100]

​@@johannesschmitz6370Wtf 🤨

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

Then someone leaves the band for rehab

[@kaydtd2833]

Reviewbrah doing midwest emo speech then followed by revieweing pizza is a big mood

[@big_sea]

yes

[@STANKYCHEEZEMAYNE]

the fact that he's talking about time going by so fast while reviewing an energy drink is hilarious lmao

[@DowneyMax]

​@big_sea that's what makes it so authentic and great

[@ThirdDimensionalBeing]

peetsa

[@cycy8699]

MONSTER IN A WINE GLASS

[@lPanicSinisterl]

Song Title: “My Disappointment Is Immeasurable, and My Day Is Ruined”

[@m0-m0597]

Band: The Report Of The Week

[@MionMikan]

@@m0-m0597 the album: ReviewBrah

[@nedyaj_]

My Disappointment is Immeasurable (and My Day is ruined) need the brackets in the title

[@castorrodentia2954]

@@nedyaj_ so fucking true bro

[@breeeegs]

"May Nothing But Immeasurable Disappointment Come Through Your Door"

[@sharkosupreme]

Hearing reviewbrah contemplating the cruel nature of entropy was not something I expected to go through today

[@costlycoffee4234]

and it wasn't! this has nothing to do with entropy! The speed at which life flies by is entirely a product of human memory and perception

[@thor1829]

@@costlycoffee4234 Time itself is essentially just entropy in motion.

[@costlycoffee4234]

@@thor1829 Time itself has very little to do with the perception of time which is determined by, once again, memory. furthermore entropy describes a state of disorder, it is not some weird catch all for the passage of time. In any given system the entropy is only able to rise and is always rising, I can understand why that makes entropy inherently temporal, but time isn't the only factor in the entropy of a system AT ALL. I'm sorry but entropy already has a meaning and it simply isnt "when you get sad because you don't remember every second of your life and therefore you perceive it as much shorter than it is" because lets be clear, if you could remember every second your life would feel just as long as when you are staring at the clock waiting for school or work to end.

[@thor1829]

@@costlycoffee4234 I know all this, I am a chemist myself. It was more of a statement directed towards the fact that total entropy always is approaching a maximum.

[@georges3]

@@thor1829ok I thought maybe there was a different definition for entropy than that used in chemistry/physics… He’s not talking about time here, he’s talking about the world “not becoming better”. Degree of disorganization is maybe confounded with perceived QoL? Entropy approaches a maximum in what sense out of curiosity? How is that possible? In terms of quantum mechanics?

[@lazarusglue]

I was expecting a goofy meme sample, but this actually hits pretty hard emotionally. Well done.

[@manfredconnor3194]

I cried.

[@corgsteel]

​@ltg4lyfe nuh uh

[@Whocareslol420]

​@ZCHD36CKJFR57VKK7RFK you actually need to mature up and leave people be

[@miffty_]

it hurts me knowing this clip of him talking about time is almost 10 years old

[@tastefullthickness]

Wait WHAT? I'm an occasional Reviewbrah enjoyer and I was almost sure that video of him was like 2 years old at most, since I have seen it before. Man, where did all those years go? This just got too real, really fast...

[@bobcostas6272]

@@tastefullthicknessyeah this clip is from a long, long time ago.

[@KevinPDunn]

He says Christmas 2012 felt like a few weeks ago, so it’s obviously recorded at Christmas season 2013

[@Yeedo420]

@@KevinPDunnobviously ☝️🤓

[@lottji]

⁠@@Yeedo420take your trash memes somewhere else, where other brainlets can laugh at nothing

[@blackfrost9011]

I can never quite tell if review bruh is joking or not. I sure hope he’s doing okay. This riff is absolutely gorgeous by the way. Could listen to it on loop

[@BlairBurnz]

Probably a mix of the two. We all use humor to cope with things to some extent. This sounded pretty serious to me.

[@goeyguts]

He being serious but using humor to cope i believe

[@Nagasakevideo]

he's had some issues, so does everyone. Most people who make videos just hide it and he's real.

[@matthewhanson3204]

this one felt real

[@k.t.1641]

A man born in the wrong era. I think a lot of us can feel that way. I know I do. Not to sound all sappy. It just is what it is though. Maybe past life residue lol

[@ryanmcmillan2116]

This could honestly be a whole track on an album

[@magicbeachmusic]

Working on it 👍

[@Sleepytechnician]

@@magicbeachmusic👀

[@bzzzz9772]

greaf be like

[@BOOMSHOTKPOW]

​@@magicbeachmusicPlease tell me this is still happening 😭

[@magicbeachmusic]

@@BOOMSHOTKPOW It happened 👍 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r2Goc2OelrWDj9Esi=BtTm4q08TXa8UZUO Track 3 is the full Reviewbrah track

[@moon.walken]

this is beautiful and now i can't stop thinking about all the things I should've said but didn't

[@seshboy2941]

I was at a show 6 years ago and this beautiful girl was next to me who was making it very obvious that she wanted me to make the first move. I'll spare the details, but I was too insecure at the time to say or do anything and I still think about that exact moment occasionally. Who knows what could have happened. Lesson learned though, I never let an obvious opportunity like that pass by since.

[@theinfernoburns]

​@@seshboy2941 this almost makes me laugh because it's exactly what I would say if I was being ironic lollll

[@JohnDoe-vc5qb]

@@theinfernoburnslet’s hope you never go through that pain my man. I spent a whole day with some girl at the beach when I was 16 and I forgot to ask her her name or her number. Once every couple of years, I’ll dream and see that whole day as if it were the present. When I wake up she’s gone but I can smell her, I can hear her laugh and I can see her reflection in the water as the sun slowly sets over the Mexican riviera.

[@theinfernoburns]

@@JohnDoe-vc5qb I definitely haven't and most likely never will go through that

[@ttv_zombiefetus1710]

@@JohnDoe-vc5qb name checks out

[@Grey_Witch]

Monster Zero Ultra couldn't have paid for better advertising than this.

[@toasted2807]

Christmas is here. Christmas is coming. Christmas has... came and gone. Y'know honestly, it... it honestly just felt like it was Christmas of 2012. Literally, time has flown by so fast. And that... that being said, it's just... it's funny how fast time has passed, at least for me this year. And honestly it seems like last week when I was just sitting here in... December of 2012, doing those wing reviews... it's... honestly thinking back it's kind of sad to see how... how fast time flies by and... how your life is just going by like that. It's kind of sad to see honestly. I don't know if it's going to get any slower. Every year it's just... I don't know. Not getting any better, I'll tell you that. Well, anyway. That's what I have to say to you there. That's it.

[@bigpoopoo69]

Thank you so much LMFAO

[@bobcostas6272]

Not getting any better, I’ll tell you that.

[@ammosomal5371]

Fuck.

[@jblazerndrowzy]

Thanks for the lyrics

[@nicholasszabo5954]

We all came looking for fast food reviews, we all left with existential dread. Another reviewbrah classic.

[@johannesschmitz6370]

Gotta get out of the routine once in a while to stop the flow of time

[@morgboat744]

i love Reviewbrah, hope he’s doing okay

[@Stades11]

you ever wonder how RoachDoggJr. is doing nowadays?

[@stellviahohenheim]

and the son of RoachDogg

[@DurrHurrHurf]

I love RoachDoggJr, the son of RoachDogg, hope he's doing okay.

[@bobaab]

I smiled, I laughed, I reflected. Every note reminded me of a younger me. A purity lost in time, lost in the now. This video seriously brought me back, thank you.

[@zambonibob2026]

I love how we as midwestern people have developed this stereotype of being some of the nicest yet most depressed people you will ever meet lmao

[@ocircles738]

Why is nobody talking about that guitar arrangement, that was really nice

[@soulgravy2695]

sounds incredible, needs ti be developed into a real song for all to hear.

[@CookieCutterPeanutButter]

Because like speech sound itself is lost to time...

[@Drizzable555]

Honestly such a great video. Listening to reviewbrah talk about time flying back hits so much harder thinking about how 2013 was ten years ago, plus the amazing playing itself to really help the mood. this would make for such a killer song

[@mitchellsmith746]

It's December 26th and this just popped up in my recommended. Had no idea what I was about to listen to and yet it perfectly encapsulated the sentiment I'd been feeling today. Hope you're doing well Reviewbrah

[@a.w_.]

This is still one of my favorite riffs I’ve ever heard

[@magicbeachmusic]

Thank you 🙏

[@michaelfalk1529]

@@magicbeachmusicis this riff from or inspired from a song?

[@magicbeachmusic]

@@michaelfalk1529 Made it up myself 👍

[@DoritoPope003]

That authentic bitter stare down after his speech about had tears streaming out my eyes. Glad he's doing so well these days and sick riff over the video. Great content all around.

[@RhinestoneCryboy]

This speaks to me more than anything I've ever seen on YT

[@hyperboreandream]

This encapsulates the 2012-2016 era. A special time, our wasted youth on the Internet. Still nostalgic for it.

[@pititbossou]

i see so much midwest emo content, midwest emo riffs, midwest emo memes, midwest emo tutorials, but i’ve never actually heard a midwest emo song

[@m0-m0597]

American Football, TTNG, Piglet, Totorro, The Bulletproof Tiger, Dilute, Meet Me in St. Louis

[@TreebeardXIV]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/i6vHhaWkeMxqms0 One of my favorite Midwest Emo songs.

[@skeletalhero]

BRAVE LITTLE ABACUS

[@joshshrum2764]

@@m0-m0597 Duster.

[@timmytuckerson3450]

​@@skeletalhero fucccckkk dude I haven't heard that name in sooooo long.

[@UniMatrix_1]

Dude I'm just starting to take music seriously but I'm deadly afraid of investing time and money into something that i don't know the outcome of, I know my family and friend won't approve but the love I have for this has been waiting for far too long. Maybe if I can make music like this I'll finally be happy; finally learn to love again.

[@magicbeachmusic]

Anytime spent practicing/playing music is time well spent👍It's my favorite thing to do. When it comes to making music like this, I recommend using open tunings like FACGCE or DADF#AE. I hope you end up playing more, Good luck to you!

[@UniMatrix_1]

@@magicbeachmusic thank you 😊

[@zeldajunkielol2]

Just jump in and start and don't worry about how others perceive you, it's something I should've learned years ago.. Once you start something you've always wanted to learn, it can be difficult at first but you'll be amazed how much you can progress just by spending a few minutes every day at it, and your only regret will be not starting sooner.

[@radams_e]

Record yourself saying this and you’ll have your first midwestern emo intro :)

[@realstreetjesus1953]

Dude, I don't play midwest emo and mostly play metal/death metal, at 17 I just picked up the old guitar I had been holding on to since childhood and started noodling, learned how to read tabs, all that. Everything just kind of fell in place after that. Now, I'm 23, and I cannot imagine my life without guitar in it, it's my largest source of happiness, even if I never release a thing and nobody cares about what I write. Time spent indulging in what makes you happy is never wasted time, it's the single best investment you can make for yourself.

[@MudinhowRips]

0:28 bro chillll 🥵

[@gulapula]

Felt introspective for a second until I noticed reviewbrah is drinking zero sugar monster in a wine glass.

[@WhatShallMyUsernameBe]

That only adds it for me 😂

[@Tom_Ate_95]

I saw this video 10 years ago. 10 years that just flew away.

[@Djacob_]

Listening to this while shopping for records at the local library pizza shop and I can’t stop thinking about her.

[@Shiro642]

Ppl need to watch that legendary review, very underrated

[@Bedhead13]

What review is it?

[@Shiro642]

@@Bedhead13 #91 monster zero ultra

[@jstarASMR3103]

December of 2012, ahh, the days 🥹😔

[@NicDoesDumbThings]

I didn't know that Reviewbrah ever gave such a vulnerable and poignant speech. In a video reviewing Monster Zero nonetheless.

[@Deetroiter]

That 20 minute “time has past by” while standing next to the front door, hand on the knob, slowly twisting it, as you SLOWLY move to leave while telling the hosts how much you enjoyed your time with them and that you wish you didn’t have to leave but you’ll be back again soon…

[@Nyx__]

Of course it would feel like Christmas 2012 for him. He hasn't been able to tell time coherently since the 1700s. One of the many downsides of Vampire life.

[@williamthompson8591]

Thought it was going to be funny, didn't expect it to yank on my heart that much. Love it

[@anchovygod2124]

dont take the time u have for granted, its crazy how fast things can change for better or for worse, cherish every moment my friends

[@MasteringSilence]

This riff is gorgeous

[@hazemdrift]

I need a song to drop in after “Every year it’s just…idk…not getting any better, I’ll tell you that.” 0:48

[@12bestskater12]

The format of this video has total meme potential, you know "haha funny edit". But this was so touching.

[@soulassassin0g]

It hurts more when you see your parents getting older and older knowing one day, you're gonna get that call. It hurts, man, but the only thing you can do is enjoy it while you still can.

[@bn3121]

Some of these memes are somehow just as impactful as those songs that changed our lives back in the 90s and 00s. I can't help but feel sentimental when I play this video. All the love to you fam

[@magicbeachmusic]

Thank you 🙏

[@Sorrowablaze]

gotta love that tele. I have one in permanent open g, plays itself almost and everything sounds beautiful

[@alcoholwithoutcontent9060]

Why is reviewbrah the realist mf out there, like hes been there dawg like damn

[@_Devil]

Somehow I get what he's saying. I feel like things don't get better and that time doesn't get any slower. I've stagnated since the lockdowns and I'm essentially still the same person I was 3 years ago. Only difference is instead of being in school and rejoicing that I get an extended summer break, I'm over a year graduated and I have to be looking for a job. Life comes at you fast like that in this modern day. I'm not as prepared as my peers are and I'm having to deal with struggles in the same way they did, only that these are new struggles we don't know how to fix, while their's pretty much have a set solution. I always chalk it up as "It is what it is" but there's too many people my age and younger who are already struggling or going to be struggling in the same way I am. For the first time in my life, I'm truly unsure about the future. And the worst part is that I have no idea what to do to change the situation.

[@laptv2144]

I’m essentially the same age as you are I’m guessing but one thing I’ve noticed is time doesn’t feel like it’s flying by too fast or overwhelming me when I’m moving forward in life and growing as a person. The more I do the things in life that I want to do, (big things like growing friendships to be stronger, attempting to find a relationship, getting a job, figuring out what career path I’m aiming for, or setting any other goal and working toward it,) the more I feel like I am in control. I think staying busy is essential otherwise time does just come at you too fast. I still have an issue with this though and as my birthday approaches, it stresses me to think of the things I’m yet to do or even attempt doing.

[@gaugea]

you can save your life in one day if it means u make a change that sticks

[@sweepingmotion]

I unironically listen to this every day. Thanks for this banger

[@patiolunch]

i keep coming back bc i cant believe how good this is, reviewbrah really has a way with words man

[@patiolunch]

and the riff is sturdy as fuck ofc

[@jasonspek404]

I love this so much, thank you

[@Phillyppenes]

What an absolute perfect combination

[@InfectedZedGaming]

All we're really doing here is losing everything slowly.

[@normalexploring]

This is how the movie Click always makes me feel

[@p0lishstud]

Another Christmas in the books

[@skinheadoconnor8721]

Damn that's so real. Life is so strange. Time destroys everything and we're all helpless to resist its power. Hope everyone is doing ok out there, reviewbrah especially

[@cheeri6484]

perfection in every way

[@chidster64]

Nothing short of exquisite, my good man. I was elated going into this video and am leaving a broken man.

[@Kodamair]

Not sure why this is being recommended to me, but I’m glad it is.

[@_trashvis_]

this was actually really beautiful. amazing playing bro ❤

[@rypo59]

"Every year it's just...I dunno. Not getting any better, I'll tell you that."

[@timmoebert]

this is hitting so real right now...

[@SamAndrew27]

It doesn’t get slower, but it can get better.

[@zafuro]

i doubt it

[@kapoink835]

Criminally underrated. Both the speech and the music and their combination. All of it deserves more attention.

[@colbertwinslow8933]

I've watched this a thousand times and it's still not old

[@DoomKid]

Why is this so genuinely pretty and sad. Well done!

[@Carrotline7_7]

Damn...that was beautiful in a way. This made me think about myself and how much I have changed as a person. I went from being a hateful person to a kind and caring person that wants the best for all my friends and the people around me.

[@imageword5576]

I rotate between a hateful person to a kind and caring person all day every day.

[@Master_of_Critique]

That’s great to hear, man. Life is too short to walk around angry at the world. Accept your situation and the people around you and do the best for yourself that you can.

[@Nephermoore]

i am turning into the joker

[@NoBreadForYou]

Christmas is here, Christmas is coming...

[@isthisagoodyoutubehandle]

I both hate and love how this has become a monthly watch for me 😅

[@glowy.]

Imagine the distortion kicks in after this and goes into the full song 🤘

[@madelinemurphy511]

December 2012 I was spending my first Christmas with my soulmate dog. She passed away Christmas night 2023. It really is funny and sad how quickly our lives go by.

[@cameronpeterson6734]

I think ReviewBrah is in a better state of mind now than he was during these times

[@ghoste1138]

My depression is immeasurable, and my day is over.

[@m0-m0597]

💀

[@loosenoose]

That was actually very nice. I think you just created a new genre. Reviewcore

[@loosenoose]

It had reminded me of another song earlier. It's like a broken man outro to Blaise Bailey Finnegan III by Godspeed You Black Emperor. Bailey has given up. He sees that the system does not care at all about him, and he watches the world pass as he spectates. He comments on the flavors of the mountain dew and wonders what life really is all about.

[@ivysayshello]

noooooo why am i crying over the well-spoken bowtie review man :,(((

[@matthew.m.stevick]

This absolutely incredible and you are specially gifted with the guitar

[@_Giratina_]

Bro, I've watched this like 5 times. The riff with reviewbrah spitting hard facts. Barrage of real shit.

[@UlverEos]

I keep coming back to this video lol it's just too good

[@gbrnfallinasleep]

It's almost Christmas again

[@valentinkrajzelman4649]

man this got me emotional

[@BrettGarner17]

This is just great. The white monster sitting on the table just in view really tops it off

[@ElrondKaresh]

Damn. I came back to my little playlist now that the rain has started again. This stuff hits hard.

[@Yeard491]

tfw he's talking about time flying ELEVEN YEARS AGO; makes me want to sleep for an entire week

[@fernandocelere]

Review brah is the original midwest emo

[@GenericBrand-TM]

I could hear that same audio clip as the backing track in a Lofi song. This fits really well too. Good job!

[@nokk__]

ive been posting this video every christmas for the past 5ish years, i love this even more

[@fausch]

I'm so glad this came into my youtube feed.

[@bloodsonnet]

I hope our brah is doing well 😢

[@stojjjski]

Dad: Son, why are you crying? Me: Midwest emo cover over food review guy talking

[@WiscomptonBoys]

The report that week was dark, goddamn. Reviewbrah, that was too real.

[@youreallthesame1594]

Excellent riff. One of the best midwest emo intro riffs on KZbin!

[@magicbeachmusic]

Thank you 🙏

[@youreallthesame1594]

@@magicbeachmusic you gotta turn that into a whole song, my dude

[@shundoraud3908]

0:38 absolutely divine effect

[@Wandering4dayz]

These intros are actually really fucking good!!!

[@Gabriel_S.]

i'm so happy that you turned this into a full song!!

[@kevinpickford8714]

For real though what he's saying is so incredibly true

[@jamesmunro6264]

This hit hard, I graduated 2012. Damn

[@chef2187]

this is so clean bro, you should make a song out of this tune for sure man

[@hardt92]

I am so glad this randomly popped up in my recommended videos

[@itsnicetoseeyou]

I like the emo album cover thumbnail

[@jsc0625]

So beautiful and makes me nostalgic of when I watched so many of his old videos 🥲

[@K-ORA]

Perfect. Audio sample and guitar progression 🖤

[@Ryan-zt4kd]

this is awesome brother

[@skarloeyexpress4353]

the double tapping at 0:38 is angelic

[@MrDrainBramaged]

Absolutely beautiful