Reviewing On My Restaurant Til I Yelp - #23

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Sammie
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[@twite5462]

“For the audio listeners, just watch”

[@THANKQ808]

She Sammies My Will Till I Caroline

[@overlygoated3791]

😭

[@gabrieltm9000]

sammie has fucking generational talent

[@Thatsjusthewayitis]

*had 😔he’s gone forever now but he lives on in Dubai

[@littleolbear]

Dominatrix Bandkid JOI be like: “were you rushing, or dragging”

[@pointnclick22]

“Were you mewing or edging?”

[@anobody6691]

@@pointnclick22 🤫🧏‍♂️

[@froot2386]

i watched sammies baby skit and now i can not unsee sammies face as a little baby it is fucking with me so hard

[@fozerooni7305]

he llook like a baby bro its so funny to me i can just see him dressed up in his little baby clothes in his big fuckoff cot and he going yabagoobie so cute i could just punch him in the face #sammie

[@Mattluv]

I’m glad I’m not the only one

[@minyaminilla]

@@Mattluv EWHAHJHAHAHJAHJHAHA

[@fozerooni7305]

yeah facts he look funny

[@zap6701]

hypothetical nonsense

[@dylanphoenixx]

i would believe that’s what the show is called

[@surgecentral05]

Nuh uh!

[@jakobhoward2287]

Actual Wisdom

[@moundfan]

Haunted Mound

[@belltoadmythic]

thank you!! I was confused

[@dollarstoreicedtea]

“Band kid JOI instructions” IM FUCKING CRYINGGG

[@elowen7252]

the subplot of caroline trying to make an asmr joi video is one of the best bits ever

[@SaucetinTV]

I once had a vision of Sammie living in a tree and making cookies like a Keebler Elf but it was weird because when I woke up my hands smelled like tree sap

[@ManRidingABike21]

Im glad we have this podcast to remember him while he's gone😢Dubai🫵🏾You better free my mans i stg😤😤😤

[@mcbreadan]

bft is no more but fortunately hypothetical nonsense is a whole different business 💯

[@musicbyxj]

two unrelated youtube channels with completely unrelated cast members? yeah of course they are different businesses

[@thisisstuartm]

I met Sammie the other day at Trader Joe’s and I had a pack of granola bars in my cart and he reached in and took it out and when I tried to say something he barked at me??? Nice guy tho!

[@chrismcwell5457]

RIP BFT, the podcast was cool. fly high 🕊️

[@DeerGuts]

Is it really yhe end?

[@ground.jordan]

@@DeerGutsSammie is stuck in Dubai bro. I think it’s joever

[@DeerGuts]

Fucked up… free my boy 🙏

[@flahoo2807]

@@ground.jordan This comment is one of the greatest sentences ive read in a while

[@froot2386]

this aged so poorly 😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 rip bft

[@blublublublublublublublublublu]

i cant stop laughing about the joi bit and how it was allowed to go on for so long

[@ninjaskills4611]

This episode filled me with JOi

[@saranottingham4819]

you guys are my favorite social experiment

[@Coopstans]

i feel so alienated since they became millionaires for a splitsecond, theyre just different people now

[@jethrosiahaan]

i never would have expected caroline to sing the ballad of the alamo, but i am all for it

[@seduyo]

Does this confirm Hypothetical Nonsense is in a different universe from bft?

[@elipgoan]

yes, they have always existed in parallel universes

[@D4RE777]

im glad to see the holographic projection of Sammie from dubai. amazing how far technology has come

[@michaela4576]

8:16 glazer here my liege

[@nextlvlgaming3339]

If BFTV had a resturant id damn near throw a fit in that establishment. Outta here with that. Nextlvlgaming signing off

[@twotonemaniac2814]

"I don't think anybody likes little caesars" Yall trippin

[@jacobfox8943]

Sammie screaming THIS IS SIN and Caroline snapping killed me 💀

[@slothbug4338]

this might of unironically been your best pod episode

[@sirsir7300]

You guys really made the firat visual podcast, just took out the whole point of why podcasts was made:)

[@Bluejayboy94]

I keep rewatching this episode and every time Sammie says “GOOCH TICKLE!!!” I fucking shit myself

[@butterfLye9604]

19:52 i see you caroline with the always sunny reference

[@liberatedlyrics]

First time audio listener, been a video watcher since oktober and now on my new early morning commute I had to adapt. I must say, I feel marginalised out there on the Spotifys. Not being in on the visual gags is devastating

[@alphaaxis64501]

4:43 "it's an adject-terve"

[@afrofaeries]

YELP IS WHAT WE’RE PLAYING WE’RE PLAYING THE YELP GAME WE LOVE YOU YELP IS MY FAVORITE GAME I LOVE YOU ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[@MechanicalUncleJoeBrandon]

The complete and utter joy I experienced when I got the notification for this upload…parasocial machine go brrrrrrrrrrrr

[@carstenpfundt]

So much JOI

[@lilly3670]

she glaze on my hypothetical til i nonsense

[@hiraeth288]

i just love these guys so much why was i cry laughing before the intro started 😭

[@ivanruiz2218]

"you're just going to have to lick it up" hahahah

[@OfficialTomsSkujinsFanClub]

proud of will for opening up about his dyslexia

[@zap6701]

i love you guys i hope this show gets big

[@robertalexander6756]

this might be the funniest episode

[@DrJDeck]

I went to a Velvet Taco with zero understanding what it was in my City, Chicago. and it was good for a first time experience.. I'd maybe try it again.. but Sammie was right. the Novelty does die away pretty quickly. Especially if you want regular tacos and you pull up to a place with crazy ass hipster tacos lol. They are good though!

[@the_boss45]

These are the types of jokes that make me cover my mouth with my hand when I laugh

[@sirsir7300]

Wait the Samsus hologram is so good its almost like he isnt in dubai right now!

[@cheesecakex5stan277]

She Last on my Bender til she Avatar

[@littleguy8714]

I’ve only written one review on yelp and it was to inform my fellow Krispy heads that the only Krispy Kreme in town was no longer 24/7 even though that’s what’s advertised, I went several times during a week, and every time at different times they were closed! Crazy. Don’t go there!!

[@Chazza0Zazza]

I fall asleep to this podcast, sammy screaming does not help 😭😭😭

[@ierronei]

im in love w sammie

[@haysdixon6227]

sammie makes me yelp with delight

[@zxtmedia]

sammie has like jim carey level talent genuinely

[@plainboyyy]

Necking in the UK just means finishing a bottle at once, as in "To neck it"

[@REALLYAWESOMEANDNICE]

rolls rolls rolls! just try the rolls!🤩

[@fene241]

hey! more joi content pls! thanks!

[@thr33xgaming32]

Love this game, but I really wish they would do an episode of Family Guy

[@nat4real190]

They be yaba on ma yelp till I'm goobie

[@FogFogFogFogFogFog]

18:23 Death Grips reference

[@baseballdude810]

Wow amazing pod! Loved the part when they decided which cartoon character is the hottest, so funny!

[@Jesse-gc8fe]

Caroline is so based for knowing The Ballad of The Alamo

[@avea2541]

the "where's my water" bit was golden

[@sebastianhernandez7434]

These kids are great

[@minyaminilla]

THANK YOU GUYS SPOOOOO MUCH YOUR CONTENTS AMAZING AND UNCOMPARABLE TO ANYTHING FOREVER MADE ME GROW AND CHANGE MANY TIMES

[@yoshigolf7]

former arby's employee here, surprisingly we would get huge orders for multiple people all the time also the roast beef comes in a slab!!! look it up!!

[@cam3r0nrock13]

"for the audio listeners, just watch" bro

[@spamboi5228]

I fucking love Caroline in this episode 🫦💅🏼

[@ezrahwalker1439]

yall heard that somache sound at 25:07 25:08

[@rainbz]

This is the best episode

[@hermitking2730]

5 star review No internet funny, but you all make me so happy. Love the dynamic

[@ivanruiz2218]

5:20 the chaos hahahaha

[@Eoin-nc5mf]

thank you will i am myself a glazer. i glaze -'er until she yelp

[@Emoorb12]

Speed up sammy’s crocodile water game app impression, trust me

[@Rico49257]

band kid bit brought me some deep memories from middle school, thank you

[@Ernan_Films]

This was a horny ah episode, damn

[@ranthroughredvelvetcake]

thanks dawg

[@blublublublublublublublublublu]

26:54 wait will kinda ate that

[@Kat-bq8ut]

What song is that?

[@cold_noodle7463]

I NEED WILLS QUALMS!!

[@ryanbrown1530]

5 stars for Willson!

[@waltz4life]

"This episode is sponsored by Google" followed by "Fuck Google" got me 😂😂

[@jasonabelljr.1498]

uploaded a min ag????? for my viewing pleasure????making my fucking day.

[@voidstxtion]

this is one of the funniest episodes so far; keep up the good work guys!

[@Somebodycousin]

Such a good episode

[@Afro_Blue]

51:43 we love cat

[@Hexrampant]

It's wild. I could listen to this 3 times and still not know what's going on 😂

[@sirsir7300]

Havent seen the video yet but im guessing the gonna play the classic game of guess the resturant based on the yelp review!😊

[@D4RE777]

proud glazer😼

[@jakenowak4264]

13:38 "Google reviews are GLAZERS" - Sammie

[@to7u]

I hope aliens are watching this podcast and laughing at the alien bit, cause Sammy somehow guessed everything perfectly

[@felachio4152]

she hypo on my thetical til i nonsense

[@belltoadmythic]

miss you sammie have fun in dubai

[@prin557]

50:40 How could Sammie guess the only fast food chain that isn’t in Texas 💀 All the Del Tacos here were closed a long time ago, that is probably the worst guess I heard this episode

[@seishinnokami8384]

27:15 band kid joi

[@Kat-bq8ut]

What song is that?

[@wahjaifran]

lmao it's funny to ask if audio listeners know y'all's races considering the cover art for it literally has your faces on it

[@nuggetstheunicorn1592]

Studio backlighting looking like my halo 3 armor

[@Ernan_Films]

I Hy Po Thetical Non til it don’t make Sense

[@almightypissglobule]

she today on my friends till i best

[@algred]

Passed out 5 times but got through the video💪💦

[@brandonhernandez2704]

10/10 yaps

[@gizzardwizard1795]

Welcome to the hypothetical nonsense podcast where everything is fake and nothing is real but nothing to get hung about strawberry fields forever

[@isaacrodriguez8668]

Guys can we make BFT JOI is the most insane thing I've ever heard.

[@mightywurm]

3.5 stars

[@furno2373]

“Yabagoobie” - Jesus 2 AD

[@blublublublublublublublublublu]

BAND KID JOI???????????????

[@Somebodycousin]

Sammie does carry. Often

[@HUDcats]

Sammie is the best member of bft

[@ChrundleTheGreat69]

while working at a restaurant my boss tried to make all the employees write at least 2 good reviews of the restaurant on google or something. (most of us didn't)