Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Dickers the High?
@kotanightshade89892 ай бұрын
Dude's got more felt than the Jim Hensen company
@moneenerd2 ай бұрын
His pronouns are coping/seething.
@theicepickthatkilledtrotsk6582 ай бұрын
They grounded him like he is an 8-year-old for being a creep and 'ex pest.
@RaytardtheUntrainable2 ай бұрын
Anime profile pic immediately negates anything you say.
@Goodalia6192 ай бұрын
8 year old secks pest is wild to say.
@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen2 ай бұрын
@@RaytardtheUntrainable They grounded him like he is an 8-year-old for being a creep and 'ex pest. Here, now it's valid.
@frostedlambs2 ай бұрын
@RaytardtheUntrainable iv seen them in the "sektor" for years I remember their pfp on old killstream and metokur vids
@treyvonishere43752 ай бұрын
@@RaytardtheUntrainableput respect on em
@chariotgoblin80602 ай бұрын
GrinchTechUSA
@ZeroCrystal2 ай бұрын
GrindrTechUSA
@mikeynohmore2 ай бұрын
The Grinch saves Christmas in the end. Rich is more of a Krampus.
@theguybehindyou47622 ай бұрын
🎶 You are felted, Mister Rich 🎶
@reviewtechUSSR12 ай бұрын
I just want to redistribute the gifts. Kiss my fucking ring.
@Tere2252 ай бұрын
Fattechusa
@chaosinc.3822 ай бұрын
"This may be the most felted thing I've ever seen." Keep in mind; This was in the same episode as Ralph's Santa Letter, DesTINY's sick DM leaks, and Nick... Well, Nick Rekeita's ongoing life.
@JerfVR2 ай бұрын
Every episode of the casino is the biggest and the mostest
@Ziomaletto2 ай бұрын
@@JerfVR Well, the cows are reaching new lows.
@KingEaglez292 ай бұрын
Wait I've been out the loop what happened with destiny this time 😂
@JamesGorman-q3k2 ай бұрын
Rich sets a very high bar.
@BrandonGavin_EDC2 ай бұрын
@@Ziomalettoreaching new LOLZ
@NoMoreBsPlease2 ай бұрын
Oh please, did his parents ban him for that? I doubt it, it's PROBABLY because he SOLD THEIR HOME! I'd be banned too, if I did something THAT cold-hearted!
@redwoodpartisan24332 ай бұрын
I hope his parents find a way to reverse the sale
@Geo-Media2 ай бұрын
He lies about EVERYTHING, he most likely said it in hopes to have his dents give him sympathy, money from them, playin victim as always
@adad87821Ай бұрын
@@redwoodpartisan2433I hope they kick him out at this point give him the same treatment he was gonna give them
@PotatoJ032 ай бұрын
Your access to holiday festivities has been DENIED
@BANQUETBANDIT2 ай бұрын
It's joeover😢
@MrUppertorso2 ай бұрын
I know Rich isn’t listening even if he’s obsessing but I’m gonna blow if I don’t say it. Rich. No one is making fun of your kids or parents. They are mocking /you/ for the way /you/ treat /your/ kids and parents. We criticize you. We have sympathy for them.
@Courtneylynntucker2 ай бұрын
Facts he gets upset and accuses people of making fun of his kids when people simply tell him to stay offline and take care of his kids. He considers that making fun of his children when in reality it’s advice telling him to be a dad.
@adad87821Ай бұрын
You should donate and tell him that on his show
@deadjuice188022 күн бұрын
It wouldn't matter even if you said it face to face with him. His family has expressed their disappointment and disgust with him, up to banning him from family functions, and he's still using them for online sympathy and shielding. This is one of those people that are too far gone in their addictions. There is nothing you can say for them to change, and everything happening to them is everyone else's fault.
@TheWhammy922 ай бұрын
"The inch that stole Christmas"
@18T2202 ай бұрын
'They can dish out sh%t but can't take it' From a guy who has going into hiding for weeks after being exposed multiple times this year 😂
@ripescrap19012 ай бұрын
So true though
@ghostcat82442 ай бұрын
Dang it’s gotta be bad when your own family deny you from ever coming over from thanksgiving and Christmas seasons.
@Snudicus2 ай бұрын
Idk why but Dickers has been favorite segment this year. Idk why but it's always a trip.
@PaperBanjo642 ай бұрын
He's beyond pathetic, and PPP and Andy have a blast ripping on him.
@johnk.75232 ай бұрын
Between him and Rekieta it has been a great few months indeed.
@deadjuice188022 күн бұрын
If there is anyone that has spiral into rock bottom faster than Rich, let me know so that I have more lolcows content. The only one that comes close is Stuttering John, I'm not sure which one is more pathetic at this point.
@PaperBanjo6422 күн бұрын
@@deadjuice1880 WhatIfAltHist apparently thinks he's a god or something...the Kino Casino got a video about him too
@trollpatrol70392 ай бұрын
4:43 That was a good point. Rich hates Kino for mocking and exposing him, but they give him good advice.
@trollpatrol70392 ай бұрын
The only women in Rich's life are his mom and Mary Jane.
@marioguy341Ай бұрын
And apparently Rosie Palms.
@AlternateKek2 ай бұрын
I was waiting so hard for this segment on the clip channel!!!
@AnneIllustrating2 ай бұрын
Honestly, if I was unfortunate enough to be related to Rich, I wouldn’t want him around me, even if I had barely any sort of familiar relationship with him. Just one look at one of his livestreams would make me incredibly fearful about getting stuck on some political conversation trap.
@Courtneylynntucker2 ай бұрын
It’s really sad and I hope his kids don’t get bullied in school because of him. I feel sympathy for them and the rest of his family members.
@loserinasuit78802 ай бұрын
@Courtneylynntucker A kid would have to be real spiteful to look to the Casino for info to bully them. Rich isn't like an of model or even that popular. He's been washed up forever.
@Courtneylynntucker2 ай бұрын
@@loserinasuit7880True but there are plenty of other channels that have the same information besides the Casino.
@diegomedina96372 ай бұрын
Political conversation trap? You know he'll easily fold if it was an irl conversation right? People like Rich are so easy to handle irl.
@AnneIllustrating2 ай бұрын
@diegomedina9637 Noted. I just wouldn’t wanna deal with him, period. That’s just one example out of his whole woe-is-me tour.
@snightshade12 ай бұрын
We need 25 days of RTU and a Year in Review of all of RTUs felts and failures.
@unnamed7152 ай бұрын
Banned from Thanksgiving? Buffets, better lock your doors! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife! 🤣🤣
@metalcoola2 ай бұрын
This should be aired as part of "Say no to drugs" campaign.
@RxYouth2 ай бұрын
It's been a very Merry early Feltsmas for many already, Ralph stuck in Mexico, Melton Watch 2.0, Nick being Nick, with the promise of much more yet to come, but hearing Rich admit that he has to stay in his room like a naughty petulant child for both Thanksgiving AND Xmas, hearing the joy and laughter of his family, the smell of a delicious dinner being cooked all day wafting to his room that he gets none of, all while he CopesAndSneeds in rage and anger, on a stream where he could be doing some felting for once, just a man fully cooked and out done by his poor actions (and his lil nubby's), yet still somehow blaming everyone else but himself, has gotta be one of the most ultimate feltenings I've ever witnessed. Watching this segment live on the Casino the other night I dont think I've laughed that hard in a very long time.
@jenniferb84962 ай бұрын
They will spend a LOT less money on dinner without the piggy invited to eat!😂😂😂
@BANQUETBANDIT2 ай бұрын
You just know he'd eat all of the skin before everyone else😂😂
@zibix45622 ай бұрын
Reminds me of that family guy episode with the cutaway of john goodman and his family
@Courtneylynntucker2 ай бұрын
@@zibix4562 I remember that episode lol. I can just picture Rich stuffing his face and saying to his family, "I told you when I'm finished you can have what's left!!!
@PaperBanjo642 ай бұрын
@@BANQUETBANDIT😂🤣
@YogiB-j8f2 ай бұрын
Rich acts like everyone is griefing him, when in reality hes griefing himself😂
@spawnkiller71282 ай бұрын
my god he is using dsp's podcast on his background. this man has next level obsession
@KingEaglez292 ай бұрын
Actually it's hilarious af it gets DSP mad and it makes him look stupid win win.
@johnnytrash28392 ай бұрын
These videos on Rich give me life energy, thank you for some new ones! Also, anyone else thinks Rich just needs to make his music name DJ DICKERS?
@RxYouth2 ай бұрын
I prefer Lil Dickers myself.
@masked_majora64752 ай бұрын
Rich deleting his channel is why I am getting back into video making
@XplodinApple2 ай бұрын
Only thing rich will be getting for Christmas is a paddling from John the manager
@PaperBanjo642 ай бұрын
DIIIIIIIIIIIIICKERS!!!!!!!!😊
@CyberChud20772 ай бұрын
1:30 the entire chat saying "SEND IT SEND IT SEND IT"
@LucVNO2 ай бұрын
If you dont do shameful shit, you wont have anything to be ashamed of. Lesson learned the hard way, but I learned.
@JamesGorman-q3k2 ай бұрын
Most Felted man ever.
@TheMiracleMatter2 ай бұрын
Even more than Ethan Ralph ?
@kimblandinoАй бұрын
@@TheMiracleMatter At least Ralph is funny
@nikebellendАй бұрын
No joke, this episode is so good, and hilarious, I will be visiting it every Thanksgiving, thank you guys for what you do
@diegomedina96372 ай бұрын
It's the most felted time of the year 🎶🎄
@ChannelHandle1432 ай бұрын
I asked him where Jarbo was, thinking it would obviously be like the “where is Ja Rule?” bit, but he read it sincerely. Marone, Masucci. That pipeweed clouding. No one cares about “Matt Mundane”.
@kylekeller12062 ай бұрын
12:00 While him making his daughter blind is a bit of a stretch the fact he didn’t visit her in the hospital is a permanent felt
@MrUppertorso2 ай бұрын
Idk, did he ever swear on his daughter’s sight the way he does with his son’s life?
@gingeranagram24672 ай бұрын
@@MrUppertorso Yes
@adad87821Ай бұрын
He keeps swearing on his kids it's like asking for it
@TheDisturbedguy19892 ай бұрын
Lmao he is severely felted now. 🤣 I used to tell ppl I have a 2 inch hell raiser as a joke. I’d hate to actually have a 2inch hell raiser.
@Onerva_official2 ай бұрын
Rich is literally becoming Brett Keane 2.0 🤣🤣
@CameronKilgore2 ай бұрын
Watching Rich isolate his family makes me feel better about turning 40
@m00nkinftw2 ай бұрын
I became a dad 2 years ago and I can't really watch Rich videos anymore. I went from laughing my ass off before I was a dad, to now becoming genuinely worried and sad at what type of home his kids grow up and what type of father figure they have. I just don't understand how someone, just like Nick or ragepig Ralph can sink so low when you're a parent...
@Kepesk2 ай бұрын
Is this the most felted man in history?
@MuzzySkeleton2 ай бұрын
RTUSA should just get a face tattoo saying, "BORN TO BE FELTED."
@trollpatrol70392 ай бұрын
Rich admitted on stream to being addicted to marijuana.
@BoyGeorgiaX2 ай бұрын
Thank God Andy quit drugs.
@luckythehusky67112 ай бұрын
Nope he did not unfortunately
@razzle81402 ай бұрын
I think that's the joke@@luckythehusky6711
@HumbleHonkingEnthusiast2 ай бұрын
Based on what @@luckythehusky6711
@Ziomaletto2 ай бұрын
@@luckythehusky6711No evidence of that has been presented. So shut the fu,ck up.
@KingEaglez292 ай бұрын
Did he though?
@chickenpermission3594Ай бұрын
hes gonna end up banned from his own funeral
@garbageconnoisseur41852 ай бұрын
the tech just keeps improving
@thebemusedone19012 ай бұрын
Congratulations to Andy for the great achievement of giving up drugs, shame Rich can't give up eating too much.
@MrPubliusАй бұрын
As a new listener this year, I I would appreciate a casino recap week for the old hats
@TrooperManaic2 ай бұрын
Once weed was legalized his mind was lost. Some people just can't handle it.
@adad87821Ай бұрын
Agreed I'm lucky enough that I can handle edibles and not be completely destroyed like dickers I bet at my highest id be more entertaining
@Reddeth63322 ай бұрын
I watched Rich for a while in my early 20s, sometimes with my brother, and around this time our relationship improved drastically. Rich was the go to guy when I didn't want to read a bunch of articles and he had his funny moments that my brother and I have talked about recently. The thing is he kept getting wrapped up in a bunch of dumb drama so I would watch him on and off. I was genuinely happy when he announced that he was pulling away from the drama and making improvements to his show. I thought he was heading into a better direction for a while and even though I wasn't as interested in his content I tried to show some support. Actually when I started working the job I have now I would listen to his videos as I worked if I wanted some gaming news. However he started getting really weird with his humor and that would start putting me off until Rich started streaming way too much and got wrapped up in more drama again. I think if he could have grown if he made some adjustments to his content and listened to Jay's suggestions from time to time.
@Hooksh0t2 ай бұрын
GuntTechUSA
@The_child-catcher2 ай бұрын
Rich BANNED from the holidays, Ethan Ralph BANNED from the holidays, can we complete the trifecta and have Rackets thrown in jail my Christmas?
@dragonwolfworm2 ай бұрын
Rich is the single most felted man on the internet right now.
@GodSpeedCrow2 ай бұрын
Yall are dirty !!! 2.5 !??? 😂😂 not even in my coldest days 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ryans4132 ай бұрын
Friends is one thing but your own family wants nothing to do with you. Ouch.
@smartsmellafartfella19222 ай бұрын
FELTED! JUST HAD TO REVIEW TECH… IN THE U S A!
@Petmyhead2 ай бұрын
Unfathomably felted.
@TheMiracleMatter2 ай бұрын
UnFATomably felted
@doomdimensiondweller56272 ай бұрын
the thumbnail image is actually my PC wallpaper I think it is that funny
@LosMotterosVids2 ай бұрын
Why would u want to stare at a quote about cp and Richs face.
@savageshot37232 ай бұрын
@@LosMotterosVidsYou stare at your PC wallpaper?
@doomdimensiondweller56272 ай бұрын
@@savageshot3723 I actually almost never see my pc wallpaper
@TheOldSchoolGamer94Ай бұрын
He pays more attention to DSP than his own kids
@TheMechanic-DJ2 ай бұрын
I just can't get over how he thinks that using Phil's setup as a background is somehow supposed to be funny or a W for himself. He has completely lost his mind
@Plainview-tu7xn2 ай бұрын
King Hippo is also the king of felted.
@doravee2 ай бұрын
AHAHAH! Yes! Couldn't have happened to a nicer person!
@zibix45622 ай бұрын
22:53 look at his sad face. He is gonna cry
@floridafool2 ай бұрын
RTU: The Fat And The Furious
@TheRealRusDaddy2 ай бұрын
Sad i used to like watching him once in a while back in the day and his intro lives rent free in my head
@obsidianace99762 ай бұрын
Swear to god that stoned gronk could be felted by cyrax at this stage
@Creative_Welshman2 ай бұрын
How sad, he really lost the plot and now is beginning to understand the consequences of his actions. Remember kids, don't do drugs or engage in shady shenanigans with strangers on the internet.
@camojoe832 ай бұрын
The ear of corn is definitely still on something. Just because it's prescribed now doesn't change anything.
@TrashK1ngg2 ай бұрын
i think if something like this happened to me I'd probably just stop posting
@RxYouth2 ай бұрын
I DEFINITELY wouldnt tell the world about it at least, yet even during his most ultimate felt, dude's humiliation kink is still rearing its teeny tiny micro head.
@deanachet1012 ай бұрын
New to this channel! Hilarious!!
@Shadow_of_Blake2 ай бұрын
The house runs rich! Rich has no other choice and he can't even hide it so it's basically over for him.
@rabidcheesemonkey10922 ай бұрын
To think... Even if GameStop went out of business tomorrow, it *still* outlived ReviewShitUSA staring Rich!
@Fallen7X72 ай бұрын
Even the way he gets stoned is lazy lmao
@Lifescythe2 ай бұрын
7:37-the delivery here is ON POINT!
@MH453432 ай бұрын
Rich bros felted as usual
@TheRealRusDaddy2 ай бұрын
Wow RTU making his daughter blind is almost as bad as what onion boy let happen to his kid
@alex-c75672 ай бұрын
Lets go!
@babyvaso38552 ай бұрын
ReviewTech is being gangstalked by the Bully Cabal secretly ran by Cancerman Metokur.
@sclsaucington10112 ай бұрын
Another banger of a felt my good men
@blinkingred2 ай бұрын
Looks like Rich has really been packing on the pounds
@ATalkingShark2 ай бұрын
Rich is speed running the lolcow to homelessness, obviously.
@razzle81402 ай бұрын
We still get costumes for even this holiday????😂😂
@PaperBanjo642 ай бұрын
We'll probably see PPP in a Santa costume and Andy as an elf.
Ай бұрын
Felted Casino I love it. Historians will call this the felt age.
@sadboat16572 ай бұрын
BoogieTechUSA
@CyberDragonEX132 ай бұрын
Were I related to Rich I wouldn't let my kids be around him. Not out of concerns for abuse more so than my concerns over his mental health since he's clearly dealing with some personal stuff and needs therapy. Granted he'd never accept therapy for any reason since he clearly deludes himself into believing he's the true victim despite his own self sabotage to ensure exactly that.
@thelazyassgamer10952 ай бұрын
THINGS JUST ARENT THE SAME FOR DICKERS. THE SEKTORS CHANGING, GETTING ALOGGED, IM RAGING.
@morseapple5562 ай бұрын
Only recently discover y'all but from what little I've seen not only are y'all entertaining but also educational on the importance of humility self reflection and importance's of learning when to shut the fuck up.
@jordancarroll12172 ай бұрын
I found them 3 months ago and I'm so fucking glad I did
@ButtersWithALoadedGun2 ай бұрын
RichLoserTechUSA
@Geo-Media2 ай бұрын
He indeed lied about being Banned from holidays in hopes for sympathy from his 100 rejects that follow him, and to play victim as usual
@ThePedoReviewTechUSA2 ай бұрын
You are spreading lies and misinformation about me to fit your false narrative.
@zibix45622 ай бұрын
We are watching it all in 4k dickers
@lwzeis2 ай бұрын
Do you buy your rubbers at the Micro Center
@needanuwu2 ай бұрын
See ik this is a troll account cause the real rtu wouldnt do anything (as always)
@johnk.75232 ай бұрын
@@lwzeis*FELTED*
@Hank..Ай бұрын
40:17 I was only in his chat for like 2 minutes before I left because it was so boring, and in my brief time there I managed to ruin his entire day lmao
@michelians11482 ай бұрын
He could've just reviewed tech! The corm is right.
@MidnightRambler2 ай бұрын
Keanu is still 🔥
@freakshowjimmyscrackheaddu8255Ай бұрын
aoe2 comment really got me lol
@StabbyMcStabwood2 ай бұрын
33:45 when Andy's right he's right
@beowulfarsene36872 ай бұрын
damn cant believe Rich is at this point, I remember when he was normal
@sarcofaygo62182 ай бұрын
Rich Is Poor
@CameronKilgore2 ай бұрын
Except when he wants to flex on DSP, then he has all the money on Earth.
@ConnorNichols-iv2hd2 ай бұрын
Here's an amazing idea for a show. He could... Review Tech In the USA.
@russianmuffin982 ай бұрын
Destiny and ritch collab in the future 👀👌
@josecarbonell19842 ай бұрын
As garbage as Rich is for not visiting his daughter, it does seem unfair to blame him for following a doctor’s prescription.
@Iriamu-Guillermo2 ай бұрын
I use to watch this guy. I bailed out Summer 2020.