Must have heard every line from these sketches a hundred times over the last 20 years... and yet I still laugh like a lunatic every time.
@Hartley_Hare6 ай бұрын
And I still find myself saying 'WHAT'S FOR DINNER MOTHER, PINS?' far too often.
@jamesure242620 күн бұрын
My eyes are pies and yours are lies is my favourite. 😅
@viljanov8 ай бұрын
"Where shall we sleep, mother? In father's grave?"
@m7dgz Жыл бұрын
Arabella Weir deserves a medal for managing to keep a straight face!
@gayleberserker Жыл бұрын
She is truly the unsung hero of these sketches
@pugking4518 Жыл бұрын
If you watch the video at 1:02 you can tell she is trying not to laugh
@Moloko_b2 ай бұрын
Yeah, you can see she struggles in some scenes lol Just because Higson is soo funny and I think anyone would struggle. Class 🤣🤣
@tracyfenlon8607 Жыл бұрын
My eyes are pies and yours are lies 😂😂
@eyebrowman1Ай бұрын
Your quote is my favourite line from all those sketches.
@LoudaroundLincoln21 күн бұрын
@eyebrowman1 I taught my kids that and now they won't stop picking up twin packs of pork pies and screaming it at me in the co op.
@jamesure242620 күн бұрын
@@LoudaroundLincolnhahaha
@jaakkooksa5374 Жыл бұрын
We crawl on our knees towards our doom!!!!
@robkeeleycomposer6 ай бұрын
Arabella's stoic, long-suffering is perfect.
@chemistryset114 күн бұрын
she is so good in these scenes - pies from that funny little man at the market lol
@JohnHarvey-cp5go4 ай бұрын
You lock me in the cellar and feed me pins!
@emmacook1984 Жыл бұрын
The chasm of clams 🤣
@thomaswood6115 Жыл бұрын
gets me everytime I just laugh out loud
@MarianMurphy-rz8ej8 ай бұрын
I walk through said chasm every day when I go to the city.. 😢 It’s not as funny living through it as it is in this sketch 🤣…
@infidelcastro51299 ай бұрын
In my opinion, what sets The Fast Show above almost all other comedy is that you already know the punchline but it’s still as hilarious as the first time you saw it. They cracked the same few dozen jokes each episode but it never got old. Genius.
@alexmousley72136 ай бұрын
I agree totally, it's serial comedy, you know roughly what's coming but the characters are so good that you absolutely love the delivery. This couple used to remind me of my old next door neighbours for some reason (they didn't paint but were pretty eccentric!
@felinusfeline55592 ай бұрын
I think it's that, while the punch line is the same, everything around it is difference. Sometimes it comes quickly, others it's delayed. And the rants from Johnny are always different. Sometimes there's a little nod to a previous one too. Like in the "my eyes are pies" one where he starts saying "pins" when he gets his foot caught in the stool.
@chrishateley55824 ай бұрын
"They tap at my window with tiny poles!" is a line that has stuck with me my whole life. It's hilarious, but somehow chilling.
@Brian.00121 күн бұрын
paws, actually.
@AsteroidM749A7 күн бұрын
I always thought it was poles - as a reference to the 'knocker uppers' of industrial Britain
@chrishateley55827 күн бұрын
@@Brian.001 Fairly certain it's poles.
@Brian.0017 күн бұрын
@@chrishateley5582 I hear him pronouncing it as 'paws', with the vowel sound 'aw'. That wouldn't tie in with the otherwise received pronunciation.
@robertkemp87174 ай бұрын
A really good mash-up of Edvard Munch’s ‘The Scream’ and typical early Sunday evening BBC viewing.
@WestHamWorld Жыл бұрын
Kills me everytime higson is a genius
@shooglies Жыл бұрын
As is Arabella Weir
@WillieM14913 күн бұрын
‘Where are we sleeping tonight mother? In father’s grave?’ Brilliant.
@brynroberts5615 Жыл бұрын
Apparently he made all these rants up as he went along. The lady had no idea what he would say next. Brilliant!!
@eleanorhogan8643Ай бұрын
So he improvised the whole thing? Brilliant! Sheer comedy genius.
@AlanAHAPartridge Жыл бұрын
How can the same joke be funny every time 😂😂
@eyebrowman1Ай бұрын
That's quality, that's why.
@thunor3656 Жыл бұрын
What's for tea mother? Maggots on toast?!
@Yaana_BlackCat7 ай бұрын
This is my favourite sketch from the Whole Fast Show! "Lock me in the cellar and fed me pins!" They never get old! Thank you so much for putting these up!
@fpvDRE4 ай бұрын
Agree lol
@cleopatraoatcake7364 Жыл бұрын
I have to re-visit Johnny Nice Painter regularly! My favorite is probably "Oh, yes--what shall we do with Father, Mother? Fold him like a ticket, and poke him in a hole?! Is that you in the buttons box, making all that noise?"
@nah883 ай бұрын
They're here, they're here, they've landed on the pier!
@Doughty321 Жыл бұрын
We crawl on our knees towards our doom.
@aporue58939 ай бұрын
woof,woof,woof...... 🐕
@yetanotherperson64369 ай бұрын
I was a professional artist and had to stop because of mental health problems, so when I watch these it's a kind of 'funny because it's true' experience. Mental health services mostly approach things in a humourless way. I understand that they have to do that. They don't want to be seen as mocking, but all that earnestness gets old very quickly. Luckily my friends take the piss regularly.
@gentleken786411 ай бұрын
After going there in the summer, I know that the first sketch is done in Staithes in North Yorkshire. Really pretty village next to the sea.
@davidroberts65492 ай бұрын
Such an ingenious premise.
@williamjohnson41174 ай бұрын
This is simultaneously so funny and so sad. You can imagine the dreadful life that Annabelle's character goes through.
@chesterdonnelly12124 ай бұрын
I also wonder what happened to Johnny. Why is he so traumatised?
@eddieobrien1411 Жыл бұрын
We convince ourselves of meaning and value,but alongside this exists an overwhelming sense of futility and existential dread.This character embodies the dual nature of life and the awful antagonism between hope and despair. This is true comedy because if we didn’t laugh, we’d be tearing our own hair out
@chesterdonnelly12124 ай бұрын
Are you ok? Johnny, is that you?
@MarianMurphy-rz8ej2 ай бұрын
It’s catharsis and a way of coping with the darkness of this place. I mean there does come a point where it’s so oppressive and crushing here that you do start to go a little bit mad and you do find some strange macabre humour in it all… I think there is real pain in these things however it just passes a certain threshold whereby you can’t help but to laugh maniacally at yourself, the situation, the insane hoards around you… When you find a directed energy weapon pulsating through your foot after a couple of hours of calm and you say to yourself “oh they’re attacking me again now”. And there’s nothing you can do, and no one does admit what’s happening, and you just have to get used to it. Because The Bible is very true and we’re in a spiritual war…
@eyebrowman1Ай бұрын
Indeed!
@drippincolors Жыл бұрын
How Arabelle Weir keeps a straight face is more brilliant and impressive than Higsons acting😂
@eyebrowman1 Жыл бұрын
Amazing innit. She smirks on one of them
@alexmousley72136 ай бұрын
@@eyebrowman1I can see the hint of a smirk in may of them, but, hardly surprising as Higson's performance is always so hilarious and possibly, at least partly, ad libbed!
@VideoNarstee Жыл бұрын
Loved this sketch back in the day.
@willmoore75823 ай бұрын
One of my favourite characters from the Fast Show. Keenly observed and flawlessly acted. 11/10 🤣😅😂
@aporue58932 ай бұрын
''black forest gateau!'' LOL!!! 🤣
@jorisbonson19907 ай бұрын
Im blind! The gulls have plucked out my eyes!
@markeyhendrix Жыл бұрын
I'm a fly trapped in a bottle of shadows haha
@eyebrowman1 Жыл бұрын
The moon is weeping in a secret room. Lol😂
@liamhollin82657 ай бұрын
These were a brilliant observation of people, I think that's what make them so hilarious👍👍👍👍👍👍
@portcullis56227 күн бұрын
" You lock me in the cellar and feed me pins, pins, pins".🤣
@HealthyAntАй бұрын
What's for breakfast, mother... maggots on toast?
@_evangelina__ Жыл бұрын
Johnny Nice, the godfather of Goth ▪️◾️▪️
@gamerbear8423 күн бұрын
"They wait for me in the forest." That's the one that's most cemented in my mind. Must've recorded that episode.
@aporue5893Ай бұрын
I think johnny may be remembering some scary events of the past.
@danielwilliamson6180 Жыл бұрын
4:32 "THEY'RE DESTROYING OUR CITY!!!" LOL 😆
@gamerbear8423 күн бұрын
"White! Like everyone in a senior position at BBC!" XD That got me good.
@TheRedDevil-1968Ай бұрын
Should bring this back with; "BROWN? BROWN? BROWN LIKE THE DINGHY DIVERS...BROWN LIKE THE EXCREMENT THAT OOZES OUT OF THE PAINT TUBE OF LIFE...BROWN LIKE THE HOTEL ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS STAYING IN FIVE STAR HOTELS...BROWN...BROWN...BROWN RHYMES WITH DOWN."
@danielwilliamson6180 Жыл бұрын
Johnny the Nice Painter is one of The Fast Show's funniest characters. Brilliantly played by Charlie Higson. It's not explained why he dislikes the colour black.
@Moodymongul Жыл бұрын
It's just his 'trigger' word. His 'Niagara Falls', if you will. That then unleashes the memories. And the blackhole of despair within his artistic soul.
@danielwilliamson6180 Жыл бұрын
@@Moodymongul What's for tea tonight, Mother? Shadows and lies on toast?
@aporue58939 ай бұрын
''teddy pumpkin!'' 🤣
@aporue58939 ай бұрын
''very dark,almost black...'' ''johnny....'' 🤣
@aporue589321 күн бұрын
''we crawl on our knees towards our doom!'' lol dramatic poetry in a nutshell!!!
@ShahPhilLeotardo28 күн бұрын
“I’m a fly trapped in a bottle of shadows.”
@Nameless.Hermit3 ай бұрын
5:41 is my favourite moment in the whole of Fast Show 😂
@byeckfella21 күн бұрын
I’m a fly trapped in a bottle of shadows…genius
@AarenJable Жыл бұрын
_They wait for me in the forest_
@aaronbrown5452 ай бұрын
The moon is weeping in a secret room
@MarkBailey-hn7uv9 күн бұрын
Please don’t put me in the cupboard again mother!
@jamesure242620 күн бұрын
You can see Arabella desperately trying to hold it together in a few of them.
@dragonzilla6482 Жыл бұрын
And yet ironically, his cap is black!
@johnmountainstone11773 ай бұрын
Im a fly trapped in a bottle of shadows. 😂
@strangelee44004 ай бұрын
This like a reverse Humza Yusaf!
@chesterdonnelly12124 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@AzraelSWFC20119 ай бұрын
First sketch, Robin Hoods Bat iirc, and there is a great pub at the bottom of the hill.
@davidanderson16397 ай бұрын
It’s actually Staithes, not Robin Hoods Bay; I live close to both places.
@herbert92414 ай бұрын
Did I miss the one where he says, "I'm alright now"? For some reason that has always stuck with me.
@jermainelong18434 ай бұрын
How have I never seen this before??😄
@juliajackson12117 ай бұрын
….Teddy pumpkin….pay the ticket to get in the funnel!
@paulallison2412 Жыл бұрын
My eyes are pies ... and yours are lies!! 😂
@dmgsoultogetherness666711 ай бұрын
arabella weir outstanding .
@wiganwench15 ай бұрын
The moon is weeping in its room 😂
@markuslappalainen68475 ай бұрын
He has black cap.
@3minutehero601 Жыл бұрын
They tap at my window with tiny paws!
@AsteroidM749A Жыл бұрын
I always thought it was 'poles'!
@SC-tl3px3 ай бұрын
A previous commentator also said poles. I'm on team paws.
@MatthewCharmanadventures7 ай бұрын
Something I've always loved is that... he's wearing a black hat! How does he get out of the house? It's s subtle joke in a very OTT sketch but it's so funny!
@jennifersivewright31175 ай бұрын
It’s Prussian blue
@davidjames20832 ай бұрын
*I know these people! ( **_I live in Sussex_** )* 👍🎨😆😂🤣
@markbryant83217 ай бұрын
He use to.kill me . One of my gavs of the show I am in fits here 😂
@kukumuniu56584 ай бұрын
I don't understand why for so many years no one posted all of Johnny's adventures in one video from the beginning to the end
@aporue58939 ай бұрын
gothic horror poetry in a nutshell 🤣
@anjou6497 Жыл бұрын
...yes, its almost.........BLACK. "Johnny, we better be going home now".. 🤣🤣🤣
@JP-dv7rf9 ай бұрын
🎶Teddy Pumpkinnn 🎶
@aporue58939 ай бұрын
I always think of this when it's halloween. 🤣
@felinusfeline5559 Жыл бұрын
7:08 She's trying so hard not to laugh!
@richardjamieson6681 Жыл бұрын
Has anybody got access to the one where Johnny’s trousers fall down? Priceless…..
@meridian2000 Жыл бұрын
@Rewind TV I need your help, do you know a user called Prezelot who used to be on KZbin and had great archive clips such as CBBC, and CITV, if you do and you got his email address, please can you ask him to come back to KZbin as I miss his uploads so much and it was not fair when his channel got removed. Now I noticed that you don't normally reply to comments but this one is extremely important so when you get this comment received please can you reply, thanks.
@supabry26 Жыл бұрын
Shit makes me laugh everytime , only thing is he has a black hat and a pallet full of black paint everytime! 😂
@jims9438Ай бұрын
Poor Katie lol...
@anjou6497 Жыл бұрын
Perhaps all those nice painting tutors do have a seething manic side ? I knew one, you had to run when he threw furniture. 🌴
@redkite_ Жыл бұрын
4:16 always my favourite
@kukumuniu5658 Жыл бұрын
I would like to watch full history of Johnny...
@philfletcher3434 Жыл бұрын
Even his cap's black.
@jonathanstempleton78644 ай бұрын
It's not black. Its very very very very very very very very very very very dark blue.
@Aspinator Жыл бұрын
I’m about to choke😂😂😂😂😂😂
@paulbradley7055 ай бұрын
Is This the crazy neighbour from friday night dinner ?
@rorymurray5847Ай бұрын
Its a shame we can't do sketch comedy anymore?it's just supposed to be humerus it's classic
@fpvDRE4 ай бұрын
blaccccccccccccck LMFAO 🤣🤣
@MasterofSpiders5 ай бұрын
2:27 - He already had the black ready on his paintbrush. He's been faking it.
@ashleyporter9547 Жыл бұрын
Pins?!? Pins?!? Pins!?!
@jakubdabrowski3846 Жыл бұрын
What was wrong with my message? It has been deleted
@kaibroeking99684 ай бұрын
"WHITE! WHITE! Like everyone in a senior position at the BBC."
@vinlab593711 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Genius
@emmacook1984 Жыл бұрын
03:14 🤣🤣🤣
@davetrave35574 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@kevinbray95502 ай бұрын
TV is devoid of humour like the Fast Show. No doubt for fear of those involved being "cancelled" by those who seek to find offence.
@DjDeadpig11 ай бұрын
Astrophobia in a nutshell
@jakubdabrowski3846 Жыл бұрын
There is one more episode with Johnny painting a portrait of some Lord with his residence in the background. And ten a man with big black dog enters the spot... The lord is played by the same actor who played Ron's father in Harry Potter series. I don't now why, but If I put the actor's name in the post, it's soon being deleted.
@thecardboardgiraffe Жыл бұрын
Is that the one where he runs while holding the painting and his trousers fall down? I've been looking for that for ages on here and have never found it
@jakubdabrowski3846 Жыл бұрын
@@thecardboardgiraffe Exactly. I found it by googl'ing "johnny nice painter portrait"
@thecardboardgiraffe Жыл бұрын
@@jakubdabrowski3846 I've also lost a comment - but thanks I found it with your tip. It seems you can't refer to outside sites, but the fast show is currently up on the service that originally aired it.
@Old299dfk4 ай бұрын
"How can we make tourettes, dementia, and psychosis funny?"
@_biggaz3 ай бұрын
❄️found
@mrbig9595 Жыл бұрын
What a shame this humor would not be allowed now
@brandonhoward3805 Жыл бұрын
No one has ever had a problem with a colour dude don't be a snowflake 🤣
@wangtangbob8 ай бұрын
Why would it not be allowed?
@StephenLyons-tl8ie Жыл бұрын
One is mildly comical; lots together are just tedious. One "joke" extended ad nauseam.
@stevenaustin827426 күн бұрын
thing is Stephen its not meant to be "lots together" is it ! that's just the way you're watching it on a you tube video Why on earth you would do that if you don't enjoy the character portrayed in the sketch show is beyond me