reyn enters a jumping competition

ok no more reyn videos

[@lewis9s]

Shulk looked at his book, reading the contestants names and seeing who was next on the list, when a sudden flash of fear paralysed him. His head slowly turning to look at the nearest clock, and to his utter terror it was indeed Reyn time baby. Loud footsteps were heard, creating an earthquake that could be felt from miles off as the mighty roars were heard, “ALLEYOOP” The contestants trembled as Reyn stood before Shulk. And began his ascent to the sky. His legs elegantly soaring through the air, as though he were flying. It was graceful, but what everyone had failed to realise stunned by his jump, was the impact of the fall. Everyone fleed, screams growing and panic emerging but it was too late. The ground crumbled to pieces and what once was the bionis fell even deeper into ruin. Thousands of miles away, land soared up from the ground and out of the endless sea. Many died with few living to tell the tale. And that’s how he won the jumping contest, tune in next week for lady morag demonstrating her ability t-

[@CaptainCoolzCT-]

- An adapted tale of the Ancient High Entia. Modernised for recent 200-year-old readers!

[@yukonyeti6296]

It's ALWAYS Reyn time.

[@BlueBolt5000]

To what, cook? Because that'd be interesting to see...

[@saxophoneswan3293]

One of my favorite comments of all time

[@VBandit47]

The Shulk scream NEVER gets old, it is peak comedy

[@ProjectLuark]

@VBandit47 it’s the kind of scream that is bloodcurdling but also hilarious depending on the scenario

[@VBandit47]

@@ProjectLuark Exactly, and the suddenness of the delivery is amazing

[@wtf_is_this_handle_shit]

UAAAGHHHH

[@trentbell8276]

Should've been one of his KO screams in smash

[@thepredman9lol266]

It makes me sad. Like when you're running from a unique monster and he goes AAAGH im like Damn whatever hit him mustve hurt. Poor shulk :(

[@Bainonis]

The way shulk looks at the book is gold

[@-TPLT]

I love how Reyn's name is in all-caps to emphasize the threat.

[@servalsays9906]

*Melia “jumping”* “My rifle’s getting hotter”

[@delireent.3960]

Thanks you! It's been ten years since I have the game and I never understood what she was saying because english isn't my first language

[@jackjohnson8305]

@@delireent.3960 Thats not what she meant tho

[@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32]

DAMN IT SHARLA

[@pedrobeckup456]

​@@delireent.3960to me it was "dont let a single one is gay"

[@veryyelloo4130]

Why is this the type of thing that makes me laugh so ridiculously

[@popocornpo1833]

im glad lmao

[@cise3895]

It is art

[@RiderBuffa]

Alleyoop's just too powerful

[@cajunbeats909]

"Shulk! Shulk! What's wrong?" "oh yeaa" "AAAAA-"

[@pit2992]

With all the Xenoblade shit post I'm seeing I'm basically creating a new lore

[@Justforvisit]

Hey, somehow they had to kill time from the End of Future Connected until Xenoblade 3 starts... :D

[@jimmybobfred696]

Okay I know that the Alleyoop thing is hilarious and all, but honestly, the way everyone stood around encouraging Melia as she did her little hops was just heartwarming. :)

[@RadimuxCisco]

I don't know anything about this game but I love the Reyn jokes on the internet

[@oneish7454]

Plaaaaaay iiiiit. It's good, Reyn is also great in the game.

[@CaptainCoolzCT-]

If you decide to play, an easy way to level up is the giant baboon-like thing walking around in the distance when you reach Gaur Plain, trust me it’s easy to kill

[@theloremandraws3753]

I get the distinct feeling that you are, in fact, lying through your rear-end

[@Maloz-se1rf]

@@CaptainCoolzCT- you're evil

[@failure4452]

@@CaptainCoolzCT- we do a little trolling

[@ArchenOpteryx]

\*Shulk closes the book with a groan of frustration that borders on genuine terror. He lowers his head, resigned to dread* Melia, from the corner: "Why do I hear Hostile Gazes?"

[@prismavoid3764]

Love how the book shows they invited all the villains to the jumping contest too. They won't let petty grudges get in the way of determining who's the best jumper.

[@MikeDaddyMCS]

The Shulk scream kills me every time

[@PhantomLola12]

Reyn is too powerful for this mortal existence.

[@chipi4179]

LOL the power of the Alleyoop is uncontrollable

[@Jayman099099]

REYN! DONT JUMP!

[@emiliobarrera8229]

Haha in your face

[@trentbell8276]

The rare time it's for your own preservation and not the jumper's.

[@thelonedecoy3130]

REYN! PLEASE NO!

[@phlovejoy]

I set Reyn as my party leader to take the fall damage when none of the others could make the fall. I'm sorry for pushing you off so many cliffs, Reyn.

[@sparky6757]

Fall damage is based on a percentage of max HP, not a flat amount. Reyn isn’t any better at surviving falls than anyone else is. At least, I know that’s true in definitive edition. No idea about Wii or 3DS.

[@GhostTwinkek]

I like how I was just intentionally saying "oh yeah" out loud before the video, the video takes like 25 seconds to do anything, and then I look back, and jpeg Reyn goes across the screen saying the truly unforgettable line.

[@Pidgex]

I don’t know why I’m getting Xenoblade memes in my recommended having never played the games, but I’m not disappointed at what I’m seeing.

[@rileyross6621]

Can't have a rainbow without reyn

[@CaptainCoolzCT-]

AW YEAH, NOW WE'RE TALKING NOW IT'S REYN TIME LET'S NOT LOSE OUR HEADS THOUGH

[@alinepiroutek8932]

Time to play them! Alleyoop

[@Arnaud.01]

@@rileyross6621 *baby :p

[@SasukaRH]

i've never even played xenoblade but i'm addicted to these reyn videos

[@istoleyunomilesbigmac]

these memes were too great

[@Justforvisit]

These truly were...the Memeoblade Chronicles

[@samus8163]

"REYN DON'T JUMP" -Sharla

[@StitchFunkoPop]

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen

[@seb3082]

I like Shulk’s annual Bionis Jumping contest book though. Some interesting names on it.

[@gregandre148]

0:28 the sound of desperation XDXD

[@knifestrife3786]

This is the content I subscribed for

[@makogp747]

Is no one gonna talk about how her rifle was getting hotter?

[@CaptainCoolzCT-]

Even when she does nothing, IT'S SCORCHING HOT!

[@MonadoBoyFlameRock]

can't have a rainbow without Reyn baby!

[@nicerhabara]

0:06-0:08 When I'm playing alone 0:10 When a parent enters my room

[@palazzo1113]

He's always doing this!

[@gosucab944]

Just noticed Reyn entered Twice with his Alias Alleyoop xD

[@strongestcardaceofspades]

*M A G N U M A L L E Y O O P* *A W W Y E A H B A B Y !*

[@-Ryu]

0:24 Clearly, had Reyn not been in the list, Mario would've won the tournament. But "piss" and "Uhhhh" would've really earned their silver and bronze, respectively.

[@Flomen01]

Glad to see Mr. Ping made it in to the bracket. He's a real promising up-and-comer.

[@catherine9377]

Happy to see XC1 getting content made for it

[@l.2620]

I don't know anything about this game, but I can't stop watching these clips and laughing my ass off

[@loganthevillager9176]

Can we all appreciate the list of jump contestants real quick?

[@BIGFELLAH26]

Reyn jumping: alley oop Melia jumping: Orgasm noises.

[@ConnorTheUndying]

This is legitimately one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. Thank you.

[@jimmybobfred696]

List of competitors include: Shulk Dunban Sharla Riki Melia Dickson Zanza Lorithia Tora Egil Alvis Mumkhar Metalface REYN Emperor Meyneth yo mamma Alleyoop Otharon Pyra Rex Mario Running out of characters Satata Mr. Ping Tyrea Kino Nagito Mythra Arglas piss me you uhhh idk

[@icheeva1]

Why is this making me laugh so hard

[@exxzane]

This is so fxcking stvpid i love it😫😫

[@IkaMusume813]

Me Audibly Yelling: REYN NOOOO

[@pedrobeckup456]

Canonic events after the end of Xc1:

[@matfhju]

This comunity has some of the best shitt posts ever

[@pichulupa]

for reasons i cannot fully explain this is the funniest video i've ever seen

[@MiguelMem]

The Sequel

[@presion5628]

perfection

[@atmmachine11]

I'm glad I discovered my exact type of humor.

[@SkitLegoIdeaTheory]

The shining alley oop of justice

[@mimikyufates576]

Seeing how Rex, Pyra, Mythra, & Tora are on the “Bionis” jumping contest implies that it’s already Aionios… Oh my god, this video predicted the future…

[@dennan7537]

We have now reached the peak of humanity, it can only go down from here

[@AlphaC0re]

and they didn’t even say “reyn, don’t jump.” masterpiece video

[@ih8526]

The way shulk reacts after reading the book is the best part

[@pontythython1901]

I've never played this game, and I haven't slept the whole night and its 6am. But god damn it these reyn memes are the best thing since my covid relief check

[@KingMNE94]

*PERFECTION!*

[@radiantpower8187]

I'm sad we didn't get to see alleyoop's performance

[@thesnivyproductions119]

i thought the legendary reyn jump was a myth.... *and only a myth* alleyoop

[@lordofhostsappreciator3075]

Why are Xenoblade memes so...uncanny valley?

[@LASTDINOSAUR]

Reyn's alleyoop is too powerful

[@Luigipotter]

I like how the list was clearly written descending but the list seems to be in standard reading order due to melia and reyn's placement.

[@doraeguyakaneddie6586]

0:14 Close your eyes at this part

[@delireent.3960]

It's been 12 years since I 've played this game. And I didn't know they were memes on it 😲😲😲

[@ChouRaiyuki]

Ah Mumkhar vs Metalface; that's the matchup I wanna see.

[@aneasteregg8171]

Forget that, Melia is flying!

[@orangepotato2112]

im loving the influx of reyn memes

[@mightbeanerd]

In all fairness, the team was able to kill a God, i feel like Reyn could probably jump really high if he wanted to

[@brogchamp6106]

It’s the like refrigerator guy

[@DinkyKnag]

That was amazing. It got me to laugh for a good minute. I needed that

[@masu5781]

Thank you. Now I’m motivated

[@clementlesme1426]

Why is that vid such a masterpiece OMG

[@BurntToffeee]

Art

[@codytoeung5089]

Was hoping you’d use the ingame jumping animations because those are amazing Also Melia and Fiora for best jumping grunts

[@markelrajado7656]

10/10

[@abotto5667]

Cant stop watching this,whyyyy

[@Mothe_Bones]

Listen, I know literally nothing about this game, but holy fuck

[@Justforvisit]

Certified classic ❤

[@porridgeramen7220]

" A vision...?!"

[@Lanz-ri8qp]

Bro this names... why is Nagito there😂

[@ianmeyermarietta4328]

I know nothing about this game and this is still hilarious

[@armakeen3576]

congratz for the 100k views

[@adre2194]

Oh yeah baby Oh yeah

[@someguyv1188]

Such a classic

[@miimiiandco]

*Fiora jump noises*

[@khiemnguyencao4324]

Huh uhhh

[@calipomaster7881]

Amazing

[@megapmb]

I'M CRYING 😭

[@shy_8427]

That's one powerful fart lol.

[@maicoltenjou7572]

Fucking incredible.

[@tonygonk]

I like this video

[@MasterLee2011]

listen to this video while your eyes are closed.

[@princessbenny9909]

greatest video ever, alioop

[@roxas5071]

I didn't knew i loved Xenoblade shitpost

[@aceattorneyhdclips]

Art.

[@MelFunnySmell]

Good **JUNK**, Melia ! Also, you better not stop making Reyn videos....

[@B-rex395]

Funny as the meme is, you could have definitely filled that list with more xenoblade 2 and X characters.

[@OverkillNu]

I like how they didn’t to put Juju on the list

[@CaptainCoolzCT-]

He’s so pathetically weak that he can’t jump. He even says, "I know I’m pretty useless" in the game. Yes, Juju. Yes, you are.

[@TM521HS]

This is amazing

[@lucasdellamaggiore]

So you're telling me out of all the people invited to the jumping contest Fiora wasn't invited? That f***ed up that they left her out.

[@ShirakoriMio]

Yeah.