Worst Food Crimes Taste Test

[@CouRageJD]

This was a great honor. I knew you both would like it.

[@dantereynoso2656]

I love you CouRage

[@ashedaces]

might try it myself 😳

[@mignob]

honestly it looked good redditors need to get a grip

[@morrigankasa570]

You're tastes are completely nasty:(

[@adamHMMR]

We need Courage on a future episode 👍🏼

[@momsspagettii]

link: hey randy😑 rhett: hey randy☺️ the difference made me chuckle

[@MinecrafterPictures]

Want Cotton Candy Randy tell you a sweet nothing?

[@allysonpt]

The fear from link and the glee from Rhett is just.. amazing 😂😂

[@JeanneGriffin]

I love how much Link is horrified by Randy

[@enchantedbysammy]

The fact that I don’t get tired of them after 10 years… you guys are so special

[@Shebeast3]

👏👏

[@brucebonner3491]

Sssuuurrreeeeee

[@vcka]

waow what an og. I'm maybe 7/8 years now

[@tadejjovanovic]

exactly :)

[@baileylosse5562]

That’s EXACTLY how I feel! I’ve been watching them since I was 8 and I’m 18, almost 19 now! They literally feel like my Internet uncles at this point, they’re family lol

[@angieangell4066]

7:23 Link coughing his lungs up and then just saying ”I feel great!” Is such a mood😂

[@ceedoda]

Lmao

[@d-scarnavy8558]

Rhett laughing at his "it wasn't smart enough!" Joke sent me 😂😂

[@XgracenX34]

Aswell as the “ap-peal” joke😂😂

[@katief7047]

The way he looks down and laughs internally so hard after link says “you’re pleased with yourself for that joke huh” lmao

[@kyle-he3sy]

where did it send u to?

[@Vampress09]

@@kyle-he3sy Sent them laughing. It's an expression.

[@feo130]

@@kyle-he3sy Prison.

[@BlackDogWalking]

Every episode, Link-“Is it real hawt” 😂

[@yekaterinarozoyiv]

i quote it all the time 😭

[@zahava6969]

@@yekaterinarozoyivlol so do i

[@RDSwords]

Haha was just thinking the same thing

[@punxie89]

@@yekaterinarozoyiv same lol

[@CarlRencer]

No way!!! Has he really been saying that a lot lately omg you are so clever and cool for posting this way to go!!!

[@firdawesome3203]

The irony of Link calling Rhett a 'problematic eater' lol

[@ASHERUISE]

Link is at the top of his game

[@zoew_]

im sayin hahaha

[@violetskies14]

Generally I'd agree but in this case link was right. That was a.... sight.

[@emmeyeseekayy]

It was the dad noises that Rhett was making trying to eat the turkraken that was problematic for me

[@Apollo55_]

The irony of Stevie not liking "small shrimp"

[@Piggie822]

The whole "Otherwise known as eating" bit made me laugh so hard

[@sabrinapehrson3069]

Rhett you handled that octopus turkey like a champ

[@derekstein6193]

I think Rhett's method is the proper way to consume a turkraken. I haven't tried it myself, but that is the impression that I get.

[@wrestlingwithjay3770]

Agreed

[@michaelhall5429]

@@derekstein6193 if you've ever had to split a roast turkraken, and I'm sure you haven't yet, I'd bet you'd split it really well.

[@hooptywes]

@@michaelhall5429 I bet you would too! Hehehe

[@michaelhall5429]

@@hooptywes knock on wood I would, but I'm sure I haven't yet.

[@s1x6x1s]

you should compile a clip of Link saying weird things that baffles even his longtime best friend 😂

[@gigglesvids3561]

Every time he does that, it feels like me talking to my brother. I still confound him. 😂

[@shannonrivera3362]

I love how Cotton Candy Randy’s beard is just taking over his face

[@A90yearoldLADY]

And his eyebrow. I was wondering how he could see

[@MeguVusion]

Dang i read this before he showed up

[@Leena79]

I thought it looked nice and fresh, it wasn't melting anywhere 😀

[@Stu5727]

@@MeguVusion never read the comments first!

[@AP-up1qs]

So hard to watch you guys sometimes

[@anikacarterby744]

Rhett fully committed to eating that monstrosity and handled it like a champ

[@marissacampbell9273]

Can we do a episode with Rhett interpreting links food phobias. “I don’t like to bite cucumbers.”

[@gamerdangames]

hey

[@emmetlover206]

I wonder if his dislikes are sensory issues.

[@jostewart3192]

@@emmetlover206 yes. Most often he mentions the texture as reasons he doesn’t like them. Such as tomato. His neurodivergent ass just can’t handle things slightly soggy AND crunchy at the same time. I totally relate.

[@rhaynneliebendw]

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

[@raven.reigns]

It's a texture thing, be lucky you don't have to worry about it

[@foxbasealpha]

A visit from Cotton Candy Randy is always a blessing. Fun fact: he’s known in the UK as Candy Floss Ross. 🍭😭

[@klutzyorangeconfetti1017]

That’s so cool and creative!

[@ellensilvers7317]

He is?

[@M4skedBoi]

That is actually kinda clever

[@PBCjimbo]

I thought they called it Fairy Floss?

[@jakterrell6049]

Nah its candy floss here in england

[@lekiscool]

This could have been an episode of “can we put pickles in it?”

[@twixerclawford]

A pickle in the middle of a burger that's covered in chocolate?

[@brandenlucero]

@@twixerclawford r_r

[@walter9240]

@@twixerclawfordtruly the next Simon and Garfunkel

[@Ile.D]

or...will it pickle?😋😂

[@christinepettyfer001]

I love that Link continuously seems like he is bran-spanking-new at this entire thing.

[@orang1921]

brand

[@PeaNutttyyy]

@@orang1921Haha. Your pfp makes this very finny

[@Elvings92]

The "I don't like to bite cucumber" really got me

[@TheRonloco]

Lol

[@ztarr]

Lol I love Link and his quirks

[@batmoonwarlord]

I don't like to bite cucumber either. It's relatable to me 😂

[@MrWesd93]

Link saying pickles are a Pokémon evolution of cucumber perfectly encapsulates how I feel about pickles and cucumbers as well

[@PBCjimbo]

Same. It's weird how sugar and vinegar change the flavor that much. I love pickles. I could eat a whole jar. Can't stand cucumber.

[@amylou2283]

My dad used to eat peanut butter, American cheese, and pickle sandwiches all the time. Siracha may have been a step too far for him, but the peanut butter and pickles reminded me of him and made me smile. Thanks.

[@cheyenneseleah2753]

My favorite sandwich as a kids was peanut butter and pickle! I should try it with cheese 😂

[@terraglade]

my dad was a huge siracha guy, put it on everything so i can kinda see the appeal of spicy pb/pickle stuff

[@mflatt8167]

my dad did the peanut butter and pickle too🤣

[@gr33ngirlsea]

My grandma LOVED PB & pickle too!

[@RossiGastone]

Never underestimate the power of Garlic Salt. You get protection from vampires and witches all in one go.

[@brandenburglover]

Link was in rare form today 😂

[@mistressheather]

Link doesn't like to bite cucumbers but willingly deep-mouthed a gigantic pickle on another episode of GMM. 🥒

[@mistressheather]

@@imdaprophet Not if it didn't go in his throat; I'm quite aware of the terminology. I'm sure she probably has a good reason.

[@SteakBoss1]

As a cucumber hater I can say pickles are nothing like cucumbers even though they are one and the same. Normal cucumbers are absolutely revolting

[@GarrettMerkin]

@@SteakBoss1 I get it. I actually do like raw cucumbers but they don't like me. It's one of those foods that I wind up tasting for the next ten hours via the burping they cause me. I eat them occasionally because they are good in salads or by themselves with a little salt. Now bell peppers for me. Those are absolutely revolting and I avoid at all cost.

[@warmekip2713]

@@imdaprophet she probably has a bad gag reflex, maybe be happy she doesn’t throw up on you😂

[@gabiluch87]

But he didn't bite it! It's a very important difference when deep throating...

[@Benni777]

“I wanna become wide and bloated from drinking your tears!” Underrated moment that no one is talking about! 😂😂

[@rebeccasmith6779]

The clip of Rhett digging into the Turkcracken and Link watching will reemerge. I just know it. Hysterical.

[@danielpenrodii2389]

As somebody who was there and ate it after it was cooked, it was incredible!

[@ktotheramer]

Link calling Rhett a “problematic eater” is the most absurd thing I’ve EVER heard!

[@Yoder023]

I want to introduce GMM to someone using this as their entry point: "I don't like to bite cucumbers" and Stevie: "If you're a shrimp that's shrimpier than other shrimp there something I don't like about it"

[@jennareally]

It's always a good day when Cotton Candy Randy tells us sweet nothings.

[@Hunter-zj4vy]

Links unique way of wording things never fails to baffle me 😂

[@arconisthewolf4430]

I love how Randy gets more and more insane with each of his appearance

[@JellyBeanAndPickles]

Watching their kids go to college is just so 😭😭 I love watching these two and their families grow and grow up yearly

[@crystalkerstal]

“Your a problematic eater”😩😭😭😭 I almost peed on myself. I can’t stop laughing.

[@zoeskye]

I felt it in my soul when Link shuddered at even the thought of eating the octopus lol that combo was an abomination

[@danielpenrodii2389]

The photo is a before shot though. Once it was cooked, it was insanely delicious!

[@Firsona]

I feel him..they're super smart creatures.

[@PointB1ank]

I feel like cotton candy randy sightings are rare these days, always great to see him!

[@end-me-]

Nah he should stop appearing altogether

[@Marcus-gx4yk]

@@end-me-hater for no reason

[@Demigodking]

@@end-me- no

[@keeeeeek]

@@Marcus-gx4yk its link in disguise

[@kaylayoung475]

" I don't like to bite cucumbers" had my dying 😭 🤣

[@melanyxace]

Link's food icks make me feel so much better about mine, but he's "braver" than I am.

[@FreakyFangelo]

Rhett kinda looks like a curly lion, I like it lol

[@CSOOC]

He looks like the main lion from Between the Lions.

[@FreakyFangelo]

@@CSOOC yea lol

[@corbinrunkel4503]

Look at Rhetts face when Cotton Candy Randy enters. He gets instantly happy.

[@riptidemonzarc3103]

Any time Cotton Candy Randy shows up it's gonna be gold

[@amazingjohnny90]

I love it when Randy shows up!

[@Julia-sc6nw]

Rhett silently laughing to himself about the octopus joke he just made

[@IzzyHendrix]

Would love to see pickle cheesecake on a food crimes video (honestly just a collection of Bdylanhollis recipes could make an entire one of these videos)

[@redstarwarrior85]

Food Crimes…of History! It could be a short series. Have Hollis call in every time they have an episode of it to provide commentary.

[@joshrayne724]

Link: What is a food crime Rhett? Rhett: The second half of a Will-it episode Link

[@raspberry4cheesecake]

Seeing them bite into the cotton candy pickle was the first time I actually had to gag while watching GMM... what a great episode!

[@Shebeast3]

🤣

[@galgrim8672]

Happy Cotton Candy day daddies!

[@mikellanas1207]

You must not watch the older episodes....

[@Benni777]

Ikr!! Sometimes I wonder why I watch these episodes in the morning at breakfast 🤢😮‍💨

[@CatsAndPokemon]

rhett also casually said "twitter user dearra" as if she didn't literally host their show a few years ago!!! lol

[@hologramanda]

I am kind of excited about the idea of the sushi boat honestly. Maybe not executed exactly like that, but seems like a quick easy healthy way to have a lil sushi inspired snack

[@bradasstv]

You know, you guys have did so many Little Debbie snack tests you totally need to do the Little Debbie ice cream test. Also make sure to try the Christmas tree cake ice cream. It's probably limited edition this time of years like the snack cake, and it's the best of the bunch. Do it for Giant Deborah! 😁

[@NuggetMeme]

Giant Deborah And Moochelle cause it's ice cream aswell

[@w1975b]

done

[@w1975b]

I'm not saying they have done this, but something to do with education.

[@KatNormal]

Christmas tree cake ice cream?!!! I didn't know this existed and now I NEEEEED it

[@ztarr]

I accidentally bought the Christmas tree ice cream last week and I'm so glad I did cuz it was surprisingly bomb! Makes me wonder if I should try the others 🤔

[@davetarpley3740]

Watching this episode while sick made me especially sympathetic to Link's being under-the-weather.

[@LKNGprod.]

Rhett was hilarious this episode especially during banana and cucumber part.

[@krazie5559]

Rhett gets frustrated by how link says stuff 😂😂 very comical

[@jakesnacks2620]

I get just as happy as rhett when cotton candy randy shows up

[@A90yearoldLADY]

Same. I gave an audible gasp of happiness when he walked onto the screen. I love the sweet nothings

[@wwedivawannabe1070]

Link reaction and hatred towards Cotton Candy Randy are my thoughts and emotions exactly...I feel you Link, I feel you...

[@Scottsgamerlounge]

Our great and merciful god cotton candy Randy forgives you daddy!

[@SteakBoss1]

For some reason Rhetts beard looks extra fluffy today

[@johnhogan8327]

I like how when Randy appeared, Rhett was like 🙂 and link was like 🙁

[@natashahardy5117]

"Head cold Link" is sassy and crabby and I'm here for it.

[@Leena79]

It might not be the tastiest meal, but visually, the Turkraken is a piece of art.

[@GetPrettyWithPuff]

most definitely

[@shaggenstein]

my friends and I created the original, that’s my friends photo, we called it Ducktopus, came up with it one drunken night

[@Leena79]

@@shaggenstein Really? Then, Ducktopus is a piece of art.

[@jamesenglebert9149]

On April fools day have them trade places with Stevie and Josh in one of these

[@victoriagodwin2286]

This is such a good idea!

[@claudiab8898]

Rhett and Link having no idea who Dearra is is absolutely hilarious to me

[@eevvaann11]

Link not knowing the game he is playing is always the best part of the games XD

[@aurorabernard]

The pizza made me sad. Pizza boxes give me dopamine, but if I saw that instead of pizza I would have negative serotonin

[@WolfRamAndHart]

I'm with Link and proud to say, I respect Octopi, the smartest invertebrates, too much to eat them.

[@waynedilks1804]

Link always looks like he's biting rocks.. that cookie was tough lmao

[@yurielcundangan9090]

Rhett and link should do an International "ancient dishes" Episode..

[@HF-2121]

Absolute BANGER of an idea

[@tabithamashburn8786]

They should invite Max Miller from Tasting History, he cooks ancient dishes

[@RDSwords]

5:05 Link has been going wild lately hahahaha

[@jamesyee1620]

I like how Link goes into dad mode and says, "we've already done the game, just tell him what it is"

[@Fanney47]

🤣🤣🙈 yeah

[@M00NdaYn]

So bossy, lol

[@OrionDreth]

"well it wasn't smart enough" lmao

[@dabigguy]

I’m in the icu and y’all helping me keep my sanity, this show means alot to me. Thank you for being you❤

[@spock6676]

I hope you feel better soon! 🌟

[@emilyrdickey]

I know how that goes. I hope you recover quickly and the Drs and staff are friendly and knowledgeable. Stay strong!

[@parrent666]

It's always a good day when Cotton Candy Randy appears

[@elizabethsacha7336]

Rhett really found his inner caveman with that turkraken lol

[@jamesquinn5435]

What's funny about this episode type is that Rhett and Link and their mythical kitchen has probably introduced the most food crimes to the world

[@zuzu2408]

I love when they both look up at the same time when stevie is talking to them at 20:02 lol

[@gracesellars4568]

It’s the dad grunting for me when Rhett is eating the turcracking 😂😂😂❤

[@Bayley713]

I feel like one day mythical morning is just going to be two confused old guys- link was all over the place and im all for it

[@Shire_Commander]

cotton candy randy is a legend lmfao

[@chasingdreams8977]

Link’s genuinely terrified look at Randy’s sweet nothing had me CACKLING

[@gulfmediacollective2249]

“I want to become wide and bloated from drinking your tears” - Cotton Candy Randy Quote of the year

[@hallesofia]

“You’re a problematic eater” 😂😂😂 I’m using that

[@andreawoods]

"This is like the Innocence Project for food." Lmao love that

[@Klinezilla]

Good Mythical Morning beasties! Here’s to hoping you all have an amazing day and something wonderful happens for each of you. 🌞🐉

[@justjeni83]

You too!

[@shrutichawla6284]

Wish you the same fellow MB

[@getin3949]

Never lose Cotton Candy Randy, he's right up there with Emily. Two totally hilarious people.

[@_juicejames]

You know it’s gonna be an amazing weekend when the goat Cotton Candy Randy is in the video 🕺🏻

[@KBXCN]

The cotton candy randy section stunlocked me

[@aleemmuhammad]

The shock on my face when they unveiled the Jizza

[@Roy-G-Biv]

[@hello19700]

Link saying "but it was so smart" was so sweet to me. It touched my hippie heart.

[@nickjudy158]

Love you Rhett and Link. Y’all are the best internet dads in the world

[@JaySay]

I feel like maybe 6 or 7 years ago, Rhett and Link would have _definitely_ been wearing each other's shirts. I remember when Link would wear Star Wars shirts, and Rhett would be wearing the Mythical Lumberjack attire.

[@jordanliebman748]

Cotton Candy Randy is without a doubt my favorite person on GMM. Always a treat when he shows up.

[@MeAuntieNora]

Played by a fellow Jordan!

[@ashctlwc]

Links face this whole video was gold 😂

[@elizabethesther7053]

I met my partner because we worked together at a pet store. One day he straight up brought a loaf of bread, a jar of peanut butter, and a jar of pickles to work for lunch. I was disgusted till he made me try it. Seven years later toasted peanut butter and pickle sandwiches are now a staple in my diet 😆

[@megchris7685]

That is such a cute story!!

[@simplekid4328]

I met my girl in senior year of highschool, she'd mix eggnog with Sprite and I could never get passed that fact.... 9 years later were both enjoying spritenogg during the holidays

[@feo130]

@@simplekid4328 Spritenogg, a true American Classic.

[@TyeArtisik]

A beautiful love story

[@MrBooligan]

CourageJD wild with that abomination 😂

[@jasongentry4718]

Rhett went full Conehead when talking about eating 😂😂😂

[@TyrealH]

What a call back man, thank you

[@applepie3322]

I LOVE to eat these 3 weird food combos 1. Peanut Butter and jelly with green beans inside 0.o (specifically canned green beans) 2. Spaghetti w/meat sauce and apple sauce on top :) 3. Banana dipped in ranch

[@breadstickvalley]

Always love seeing cotton candy randy, Daddies!

[@alexjivkov6989]

Seasoning our turkkraken’s 20:39

[@EwokPanda]

Banana Crepes with Condensed milk are a pretty popular night market food here in Taiwan. Super yummy!

[@CarlRencer]

Are they??? oh wow like, that has so much to do with this episode I'm so glad you made this comment!!!!

[@EwokPanda]

@@CarlRencer Thin pizza dough and crepes aren't far away, so the point is it's not really that strange.

[@CarlRencer]

@@EwokPanda they aren't even vaguely similar in any way. I understand you just desire so badly to have a relatable experience but not every thought is relevant.

[@dyneermi7742]

That cucumber bit was gold

[@zachkage]

The explaination of shrimpier shrimp being weirder 😂🤣

[@raeclair1373]

Link took too much cough medicine for his cold before coming to work 😂

[@flamshiz]

video starts at 2:37

[@lizbug9269]

But why was randy holding his pants up 😭😂

[@josephp.charles6196]

Let me take a moment to say as a St. Lucian 🇱🇨, seeing my country's flag on GMM is something I never imagined I would ever see. Thank you for that

[@kyarorinLC]

Same! I was pleasantly surprised 🇱🇨✨

[@gwenschillo1510]

“This is like the innocence project for food” oh my word!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@GenericaQwerty]

Rhett giving Candy Corn Chic in that sweater

[@cntrptn_yt]

Wow... Link gets HARSH when he's sick. Head colds must scramble his brains or something.