Rhinestone (part one) - This Aged Great!

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[@Pedro-zu3uq]

"You are in America now, we eat Italian food!" destroyed me.

[@erikc3057]

"Pigs are mostly balls" I just spit my drink all over my keyboard. Seriously. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thisagedgreat]

An authentic spit take is the highest honor. Thank you.

[@lucashoermann1736]

Pigs are the Dolly Parton of balls 😂.

[@mrmusickhimself]

I remember seeing this movie as a kid, and the lyric: "Blood on the corn and brains on the hay!" made me burst out laughing, and I fell in love with it.

[@juleswoodbury58]

Dolly Parton in the 80s was like a real life Jessica Rabbit, but with the artistic sensibility and class consciousness of Johnny Cash and the voice of... well Dolly Parton. She truely is the most beautiful woman in the world.

[@Beunibster]

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[@basicallyno1722]

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[@Ocyla]

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"Ill never forget what I saw that day, there was blood on the corn and brains in the hay".... fabulous

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[@christopherramon-reid2000]

“Pigs are the Dolly Parton of balls” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sirkonivaric]

"Pigs are the Dolly Parton of balls" is the funniest thing I've ever heard XD

[@whimsicalhamster88]

“You’re in America now, where we eat Italian food!”

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[@S-Lewis]

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[@thisagedgreat]

Thank you so much!

[@jamesnigh4652]

Bro his brain is full Italian family scene is hilarious 🤣🤣

[@misternef]

Dolly's "9 to 5" cassette was always in our Dad's road trip case!

[@rustymertz]

I still quote the joke “You always know when Barnett’s been to your house. The toilets never flushed and the cat’s pregnant”.

[@thisagedgreat]

Ha!

[@Teamo86]

This won Stallone his first Golden Raspberry award. But although the film was a monumantal flop, Dolly still garnered some acclaim for the soundtrack. There will never be another one like her.

[@debtrunner7929]

the his brain is full made my laugh my ass off im so stealing it😂

[@LembeckIsStaying]

This channel is amazing and you guys haven't even gotten to the really good stuff yet. 😂😂😂 LEAVE EM ALONE!!!!

[@Pablo668]

These are awesome.

[@thisagedgreat]

Thank you!

[@alexagaba284]

Sounds better than I remember..😅

[@AngryPug76]

Yay! I suggested this one! ❤

[@thisagedgreat]

Thank you!

[@johnjamesleahy4065]

His brain, it's full !!!

[@EbonyPope]

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[@minkrobeII]

I would like to see part 2 immediately please

[@afeliciaworld]

Hilarious, I demand Part 2

[@jimmyallen8210]

Do “The Toy” please

[@thisagedgreat]

It’s on the list!

[@TomMSTie1138]

​@@thisagedgreat Yay!

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

The Tutor is ✅️ ... very 80s. I'd add The Hitcher with Rutger Hauer or maybe The Ossermann Weekend...

[@CorbCorbin]

@@thisagedgreat I suggest, Neil Diamond’s The Jazz Singer. 😃

[@duncanluciak5516]

I'd add Brewster's Millions

[@JesusChrist-xb7jq]

I remember when this came out in theaters, and for the first time in 40 years, I actually kinda want to watch it now. LOL!

[@mhurlock]

Islands in the stream was my favorite song!

[@bobjohnson7020]

Dolly was doing her best. Leave 'em alone!

[@AllanGildea]

Thanks for the heads up, this looks perfect for movie night.

[@ChrisLawton66]

Great stuff. Have you guys done any Dolemite?

[@thisagedgreat]

We haven’t yet but definitely need to soon.

[@arielhamm-flores6893]

you no what just found this channel a month ago this is good stuff

[@reporeport]

you guys are so good

[@thisagedgreat]

Thank you!

[@soloevl]

Have we've done 'Tootsie' yet? Love your channel, bro 🤙🏼🤘🏽

[@thisagedgreat]

Thank you! Tootsie is my favorite movie (Ben). Haven’t done it yet.

[@peterlustig9089]

Of all the Sly Stallone movies, his daughters like this one the best.

[@akshayde]

Is this the one where Stallone and Parton are on the street discussing an organ and Stallone says 'come back to my place and I'll show you my organ' and there are some people in the background just staring at them?? 😂😂 I remember that from when I was kid

[@thisagedgreat]

Yes! That very much happens.

[@CorbCorbin]

“Budweiser, you’ve created a monster…”

[@thisagedgreat]

Ha! Coming next week.

[@rustymertz]

And they call him, Drunkenstein!

[@SLashafrass]

I have to see this movie. I can't believe I've never heard of it!

[@xscorpio1976]

It was this or Romancing the stone for Stallone. He admitted he chose wrong 😂

[@MXP250]

Sly’s hair is the real star

[@gowankommando]

Sylvester Stallone was a co-writer of Rhinestone

[@the-real-Lovefist]

LEAVE ‘EM ALONE !!!

[@thisagedgreat]

Ha!

[@owlyus]

I'm watching this because I figured I'd never see this movie, but now I may have to

[@RobbaKeef]

Hell, yeah, I'm glad you didn't give away the ending!!

[@thisagedgreat]

A warning: we will discuss the ending next week.

[@RobbaKeef]

@@thisagedgreat let me guess Dolly fu@ks FU 😄& Stallone falls in love with a Japanese tourist moves to Japan and drives a rickshaw?

[@RobbaKeef]

@@thisagedgreat don't tell me they kill Stallone?

[@jaymz010]

Even though Stallone disowns this movie, i don’t curr! Rhinestone is a great 80s comedy - Fight me

[@aestroai8012]

@@jaymz010 finally somebody gets me!

[@MotiviqueStudio]

I don't think I ever watched this other than clips. I really need to see it.

[@FritzMonorail]

Your laughing. That man's wife died in a horrible tractor accident and your laughing.

[@jingalls9142]

This shit is hilarious. Do not stop this please lmao. Ive seriously laughed out loud a bunch. Lol for realz.

[@thisagedgreat]

Thank you!

[@thismeinteil]

Love this movie. Not ironically, either.

[@MR.FREEDMAN]

Don't split these into two parts again, I promise we'll watch the full 20 minutes.

[@mattresbert]

Brilliant ❤

[@allinone-qz2gi]

I live this movie. Laughed my arse off when I was a kid, and still do

[@heychiyu1]

Dah past was doin' its best.... Leave 'em Stallone!

[@fangal12]

This is not the plot of My Fair Lady. It's the plot of that episode of Saved By the Bell when Zack bets AC Slater that he could create the next Ms. Bayside with the next person that walks through the door. Plot twist it was Screech 😱

[@thisagedgreat]

Ha! This is top tier pop culture knowledge. Very impressive.

[@John-hk4fr]

this channel is great, keep making videos...

[@thisagedgreat]

Thank you! We will!

[@Skoora]

6:42 love the way Stallone looks at her chest as he jumps out of the cab. He really is a decent comic, just needed some better material.

[@rustymertz]

Moving Violations might make a good review.

[@omnimoeish]

You should do "Blow Out". What a weird early 80s movie.

[@IZA_Grey]

Y'all gotta do Leon: The Professional

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

Danny Aielo

[@9-b_b-9]

I need that song in my life lmao

[@gsandau]

How did I not remember Stallone's hair helmet???

[@lukeboy61]

It's kinda the plot to not another teen movie too 😂

[@keymaster430]

And "She's All That", the movie that NATM was a parody of.

[@osamashatat]

“He’s a sleeveless loser”

[@reprintranch]

I went to Wikipedia to refresh my memory about this stink bomb, and discovered that the production history of Rhinestone is crazy and hilarious. Stallone was messing’ with the plan like a nuisance bear on a trash can full of McDonald’s leavings.

[@michaelcooley4553]

I Saw this movie theatrically in San Diego when I was in the Navy. I didn't remember it being THIS DAMN FUNNY! p.s. I'M RELATED TO DOLLY!

[@eldontrent]

You forgot to mention that Richard Farnsworth - the guy playing the father - was in David Lynch's The Straight Story. Someone at Disney thought, "hey, y'know who we should get for our disney movie? David Lynch, he makes cutesy folk movies!" FYI Try doing one on Lynch's Dune - " why that's a sweet cat milking rig brah".

[@nftminter7922]

Schwarzenegger tricked Stallone into starring in this by starting a rumor that it was going to be his next big role😂

[@KidFresh71]

That was actually "Stop, Or My Mom Will Shoot!"

[@Hk121394]

​@KidFresh71 but if he did it twice, that would be hilarious

[@sixgunshauna3486]

Who tricked Arnold into being in Junior?

[@RoyPage1970]

Wrong zoomer

[@okgo620]

​@@sixgunshauna3486 probably Danny Devito😂

[@RND_ADV_X]

Here's one I bet you will agree aged well: Johnny Dangerously

[@JoeChillton]

Can't wait for Crazy Taxi: Rhinestone edition.

[@HammyxHams]

This movie was so cringey. It gave me a false pregnancy.

[@LeevitDeBeeva]

One of my favorite movies since I was a kid. I don't mean that ironically. I still quote it daily P.S. It's Freddy Ugo, not Frankie

[@CorbCorbin]

“Budweiser,,you’ve created a monster! And his name… Is, Frankenstein…”

[@LeevitDeBeeva]

@@CorbCorbin "I've got other plans for my biscuits, and they involve buttah!

[@Yammenkow]

This movie sounds amazing

[@aestroai8012]

Maybe Stallone hates doing comedy, but this actually sound like a great movie. I wonder why it was buried. Like "The Jerk" the past was sometimes actually doing it's best! Leave Dolly and Stallone alone!

[@gerrydooley951]

it was terrible

[@Greg07623]

Will never forget twirling around at the Saint to Dolly Parton songs. She is the real messianic figure 😇

[@jackinmyhoggoff807]

That other commenter is right to do the Toy. You've got to. Do it, do the Toy. A Christmas story would be great, too. This movie blew at the theater, but on cable, it blew up. Everyone, including me, watched it. It's so stupid. It's great.

[@CorbCorbin]

A Christmas Story didn’t blow at the theaters. It was a small movie, with a budget under $5million. It made at least $15million at the box office. Who knows how much it’s generated, since networks started doing 24 hours of A Christmas Story.

[@jackinmyhoggoff807]

@CorbCorbin That's what I'm saying it wasn't big at the theater. I think it only played for a couple of weeks. Once it was on cable and home video, it exploded. Between the theater, cable, video, and all the merchandising, it killed it. I have a full sized leg lamp.

[@CorbCorbin]

@@jackinmyhoggoff807 Why’d they do such a short theater run? That’s a lot of money, for two weeks, at that time. If it had been a slasher movie, it would’ve had a sequel. 😆 Sorry, I misinterpreted your comment. I have a vague memory, of seeing the trailer for it, that year. I saw it in the theater, and I saw Return of the Jedi, in 1983. My parents had been taking me to movies, since I was very young, because I didn’t cry or have tantrums, and I my dad used to say “you were quiet, and you didn’t have to pee, 5 times, like other kids.” Miss him.

[@jackinmyhoggoff807]

@CorbCorbin Yeah, I miss my dad too. As far as the movie, the barely had commercials for it. I remember seeing one. By the time it was on Showtime, I forgot about it. I don't think Showtime had faith in it either it was on on a Saturday morning for the first time. I was a kid, and I loved it and couldn't figure out out why they didn't have more commercials. What's funny is the guy that wrote it also wrote Porkys. How you go from one end of the spectrum to the other, I have no idea. My dad loved it so much that I bought him the Red Rider BB gun from Amazon. There was no compass in the stock. I was disappointed. It was liscensed from the movie and no compass. The leg lamp has a real shoe and stocking. There's a light inside the leg, too. You can turn that on or off separately.

[@IZA_Grey]

Dolly Parton and Sly Stallone are the coolest white people

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We’d appreciate it! I think the videos on patreon are as good as the ones here, if not better. And we won’t be offended if you cancel anytime.

[@FuzzyKermit]

Death Race 2000, please.

[@lucashoermann1736]

How about reviewing Play Misty for Me?

[@thisagedgreat]

Well, your recommendations so far have been so spot on, I’ll definitely look into that one.

[@lucashoermann1736]

I really appreciate you saying that! I think about your channel and possible content suggestions way too often. Keep up the great work my friend.

[@CorbCorbin]

He ghosted her. She had every right to ruin his romance with Donna Mills. 😵‍💫 I remember that movie was the first time I heard Roberta Flack. Eastwood spends a lot of time just at the Newport Jazz festival, too. Eastwood chose a very different type of movie, for his directorial debut. He knew what he was doing.

[@lucashoermann1736]

​@CorbCorbin a young, cute, batshit crazy, Jessica Walter is great in it too!

[@marioyungblood]

4:16-5:18 Is pure Poetry Bro's, you need to become a Poet. Be the Resurrection Version of William Shakespeare. Lords know we need Him Back👊

[@entertainmentpowerfuchs5744]

And people saying Italian Stallion was Stallone's low Point

[@mikeweber3685]

Was that Frank Stallone playing FU?🤔

[@richardkempton1894]

No that is Rob Liebman.

[@moseshamlett3887]

Why is there a 6/4 dominoe on Stalones collar in the scene in the pickup truck about 9 mins. I have never seen that before. And I been around a while. I suppose you can just chalk it up to the 80s.

[@patrict527]

Still yelling out “Dressed to kill!”

[@KidFresh71]

No one is going to mention the freaking domino Sly is so proudly wearing on his chest?

[@lihnmahr6505]

Dr Green. Lol. Rachel’s dad

[@curtisnewton895]

lol that fucking haircut

[@enriquegilmour]

I saw this as a 12 y.o. in 1984 and thought it was very funny. I tried watching it as a 50 y.o. and could not get through the first 15 minutes.

[@SLashafrass]

Anyone else find this channel because of the H3 break? ✌️❤️

[@Jts441]

Not going to say anything about the 5 possible blowup dolls in the back? XD

[@OnsenDreamscapes]

it's also pretty ridiculous that a family of japanese tourists would come all the way to new york just to eat sushi, especially in the 80s

[@maciej12345678]

DUDEEEEeee

[@Halflionhalffox]

Knighthawks

[@solidkingcobra]

1:16 Ben Moore knows how to kill an audience... with laughter.

[@peacecitizen1]

I also love the scenes where some guy is so self-involved and busy he doesn't have time for this objectively beautiful woman who has all this interest in him. In reality anyone would put off getting urgent medical treatment if 80s Dolly Parton were expressing interest in them.

[@Thomasfoolery69]

Ever heard of the movie " the life and hard times of guy terrifco" its supposed to be a loose take on graham parsons, but its about a country music guitar player in canada i think, and he wins the lottery by using dolly partons body measurements and he buys a honky tonk club. I think kris Kristofferson is in it for a bit

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

Wargames?