The Wicker Man (1973) - Maypole Song

[@Arcaryon]

This movie is so cheerful and yet so unnerving... Something like this is rarley being made anymore it seems.

[@ExotikaHollow1379]

If you want a film that gives some of the same vibes, you can watch Midsommar. It's a bit long, but I think it's worth it.

[@Arcaryon]

@@ExotikaHollow1379 I know but I am still deciding on that one. Usually not a big horror type.

[@mandyno5328]

@@ExotikaHollow1379 Midsommar cannot be compare with this original Wicker Man. Wicker man is epic and iconic. Midsommar trying hard to copy this one but failed to me.

[@Isabelle-hv6ny]

@@mandyno5328 It was just a bit inspired. Thats all. There were a lot unique scenes in Midsommar

[@mandyno5328]

@@Isabelle-hv6ny Wickerman never focus on sadistic or disturbing. They really build the ambience and experience for audience. The Music & Songs, I really love the beautiful small island and they show the ritual beautifully and authentic. and the plot really make me curious about what happen to that little girl. The acting from calibre actor was brilliant and the plotwist one of the best. Midsommer, when they hit the oldman who fall from cliffs with hammer so disturbing and show they want to make a scene as disturbing as they can, the ritual too much dance so boring they even repeating that before eat ritual. And especially the ending have the same plot with wickerman about burn alive human sacrifice for ritual (Sorry for bad english)

[@Master_Blackthorne]

I love that look on Howie's face when he learns what the maypole really stands for.

[@Aethuviel]

He can't handle the existence of 🍆

[@danielbergonzi7319]

🍆 💅

[@ticketyboo2456]

Midsommar owes a lot to this wonderful original.

[@tubian323]

Yes. Maybe it's a bit messed up but the villages in The Wicker Man and Midsommar look like nice places to live, minus the human sacrifice of course.

[@billy6044]

@@tubian323why is that bad?

[@jmeijer6995]

@@tubian323 yeah thats kinda the point of these movies

[@Johnlindsey289]

Resident evil 4 too

[@pdubz8858]

Fuck I tried watching that last night, literally kept me awake all night

[@sebastianfitzptraick7395]

The communal atmosphere is so potent yet eerie. Amazing horror film.

[@IPlayWithFire135]

I want to buy a large plot of land somewhere in America and start a community like this. Minus the sacrifice.

[@Dremons7]

@@IPlayWithFire135 yet you dislike the amish 🤔

[@qwertt14]

@@Dremons7 and you know IPlayWithFire135 personally?

[@anon9579]

@@IPlayWithFire135 hopefully without the free love too

[@artgecko]

Few songs can be equally joyous and terrifying at the same time

[@Aethuviel]

How is it terrifying?

[@finndaniels9139]

@@Aethuvielthe context makes it pretty creepy, the actual content itself isn’t that bad

[@KingALBoy]

@@Aethuviel Watch the film mate

[@Aethuviel]

@@KingALBoy I did. How is it terrifying? Just some kids dancing and singing and worshipping nature.

[@simonfox-jd9fr]

The

[@pixymae]

I think about this scene a lot. Mostly because the song is so damn catchy.

[@janetwestwood9194]

👋😮😯😲☝ 🇬🇧

[@hershy31]

A TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE every day since I watched the movie....

[@jamiebruce4924]

Haha! A treèèeeeeer​@@hershy31

[@mattikaki]

I saw this in theatre here in Finland in the early 70’s and it was really good movie. Mysterious and strange but a master piece.

[@thaumatomane]

I love how at 1:27 his shadow makes a crucifix. But then he drops his arms, destroying it, followed by beat of silence before they say "In the Summerisle Summerisle Summerisle Wood!" As though implying that they have renounced Christianity here in the Summerisle

[@kenhollis6197]

You can't renounce something you had never been indoctrinated by.

[@thaumatomane]

@Ken Hollis True, but in the film Lord Summerisle makes clear that the people of the island used to be Christian before his grandfather came there and started the nature religion, driving out the priests. That is why the ruined church is in the town square. So even if the individuals alive today had never had christianity, they as an island society had renounced Christianity. A much more realistic approach since there were no unbroken chains of cultic pagan practice in Europe by the high middle ages, let alone the present.

[@chloeevans2569]

Beautiful

[@ericthompson6670]

I had not noticed that!!

[@JD-tm4ee]

Uh ya think

[@Westile]

I can't be the only one who blasts this full volume and head-bangs to it. Easily one of my favorite songs.

[@willyeckerslike9437]

Everytime I plant my annual vegetables. This goes on.

[@officialpowerofbanana]

I love how damn cheesy it is. Whoever that adult actor is leading the thing deserves an award, he was the perfect guy for it

[@HomeAtLast501]

I'm guessing you're the only one.

[@Warpedsmac]

I do that in the car. Cheers from sunny Australian pagan.

[@XI_Daisy_XI]

​@@willyeckerslike9437 ✨🎶😊I remember to play it every May 1st. ✨🎶🌱🌼🎶✨

[@iam_the_obiwan_ginmex8028]

The juxtaposition of the Church abandoned, long forgotten, while the Maypole and pagan celebrations alive and well is just amazing

[@mattbod]

It’s Anwoth in Scotland and it was the Church of Samuel Rutherford who is by no means forgotten. His letters are treasured even today by many Christians.

[@PeterNgola]

@Iam_theObiWan_GinMex Your a clown

[@sirandrelefaedelinoge]

@@PeterNgola Atleast he's not illiterate ...

[@kenhollis6197]

@[0] Er, what's scary? That Paganism is alive and well and protected by law? I really don't see what's scary about people dancing and drumming in celebration, which is pretty much what sums up public Pagan gatherings.

[@IsmailofeRegime]

​@[0] It's a good film, but it does involve a bit of suspension of disbelief, e.g. no one cares to investigate why the inhabitants of this one island (in an otherwise devoutly Christian part of Scotland) haven't had a functioning church for many decades? The priests who left never told anyone an island was converting to paganism en masse?

[@vitoriafnunes]

In the woods there grew a tree And a fine, fine tree was he On that tree, there was a limb On that limb, there was a branch On that branch, there was a nest In that nest, there was an egg In that egg, there was a bird From that bird, a feather came Of that feather was a bed On that bed there was a girl On that girl, there was a man From that man, there was a seed From that seed, there was a boy From that boy, there was a man For that man, there was a grave From that grave there grew A tree In the summerisle, summerisle, summerisle, summerisle!

[@janetwestwood9194]

🎻🎶 🤱🏼👈👀👉🪦🪦 👁👁 🇬🇧

[@rominailumiaraborba9101]

Gratias magnas tibi ago, pulchra.

[@Aethuviel]

It's the ciiiiiircle of liiiiife...

[@agentcarbunkle]

in the woods there grew a treeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@Andrew-m5p4s]

Not exactly Lennon/ McCartney

[@ednguyen3822]

How is it possible that Wicker Man is such a good musical? Yet, also a good horror film? Such a paradox!

[@Warpedsmac]

This is one of many things making TWM so very unique...the director announced to cast and crew on the first day of shooting that the film would be a musical.

[@carlos412]

One of the best movies I have ever seen. Rarely see anybody talk about it when I watch rankings of people's favorite movies. The Ending is so incredibly heart wrenching, the horror of seeing that huge wicker man for the first time is unforgettable, and how Sgt Howie starts singing his heart out as the thing burns, holy crap, one of the best acted scenes I've ever seen. Christopher Lee is also horrifying in this, watching him cross dress is just so deeply unsettling. Not only one of the best horror movies ever made, but one of the best movies ever made in general. Even though the ending is horrifying, I keep coming back to it. Unlike other movies that also have unhappy endings like Hereditary for example, I do not enjoy watching that movie, it's not bad at all, but it is so depressing and dark, I just can't. The Wicker Man is colorful, cheery and horrific at the same time, it's incredible.

[@Korivassilyou]

Lovely comment, my feelings exactly.

[@CherryDreamer96]

The ending is very upsetting because the animals really did get burnt too 😔

[@jeeziss]

The high note singer is incredible and makes the song.

[@muaykaliente4386]

This film is special. Every song has multiple meanings.

[@largol33t1]

They should never have remade this movie. It is a joke compared to this one.

[@alejandroserrano4693]

I honestly didnt know this movie existed till my brother brought it along with the new one

[@josephking1947]

It's a pile of shite

[@happygoluckyscamp]

Near 13 years ago I was at a Q&N with Robin Hardy. And the remake came up. And all he said was "Well there is no music, no jokes and no sex in it. Very little of the Wicker Man left in it then, really." BOOM

[@peppermillers8361]

I feel like I wouldn't know that this movie existed if the remake didn't exist. Think of it as a parody advertisement for the real thing.

[@andrewrcmadwilkinson6999]

YES

[@rodbelding9523]

This movie is demented and I love it.

[@andyhinds542]

This weekend, I will be staying in the cottage which was the school house in this film, that is opposite the ruined church. I will be watching The Wicker Man while I'm there.

[@stevegoody3744]

Sounds brilliant, enjoy.

[@jacobmschlegel]

How was it?! Airbnb?

[@1220b]

When I was at school in the 80s we used to dance the maypole. English school systems are a strange thing.

[@Dryhten1801]

We did too, in primary school in the late 2000s. Rural area though, probably why. Good to keep traditions alive.

[@indiekiddrugpatrol3117]

Well it's a tradition that has lasted thousands of years which seems to be dying out within our lifetime unfortunately.

[@queenkitty1963]

As an official Summerisle I approve of this song.

[@angelpineda10r]

Dude, the soundtrack of this film has both beautiful and disturbing lyrics, wonderful movie.

[@larrycj4382]

Scottish actor Walter Carr played the singing school master. 👏👏👏👏

[@lxctr1913]

i listen to this song and gently johnny regularly since i saw the movie, it's so catchy i can't get it out of my head

[@drmeam406]

We used to dance around a maypole at school in the north West of England for a really odd festival that noone talks about and we had an extra week of school. This was 35 years ago and the festival was stopped. But I remember finding it wierd dancing round a maypole to folk music. I liked 80s synth.

[@thomasr8074]

How funny, Im from the north west myself- intrigued what festival this was for?

[@kenhollis6197]

@@thomasr8074 It was a secular May Day festival, I'm guessing.

[@drmeam406]

it was called "Barnaby" and it was in East Cheshirs and it was wierd. We got an extra week off school in the summer half term as well for it (subsequently taken away). But I've no idea what it was about and remiss of me not to find out. Any approach on the topic gets quickly shut down too ( I think that is coz noone knew what we were doing but it's a fun observation. Even my best mate still there moves the topic on if its ever raised) but I enjoy the mystery when I think of it. Maybe we'll uncover a load of charred remains of Southerners who were lured to our murky county in a few years only to be burned as a sacrifice to a needy God living just west of the pennines? I need to research it

[@drmeam406]

@@thomasr8074 who knows? maybe something far more sinister. I'll find out

[@sophwaring5160]

Hi! I just saw your comment and, being from north west myself, I had to research this ‘Barnaby’ festival. Apparently it started back up in 2009 and was shut down again recently. Perhaps they tried to bring it back in a different light?

[@OldCouches]

This movie had me disturbed to a degree no other films were able to

[@nebonen]

One of my very favourite cult classics. Can you call this horror? I seriously cannot tell. But never have I felt such feeling of uneasiness and loneliness, like "I don't belong here, i'm not wanted here" when seen with the eyes of the main character. Portrait of a very different, beautiful culture (with "twisted undertones", or is it twisted because we see it as such?). Also the OST, best OST ever. Hands down.

[@Master_Bachelor]

"One of my very favourite cult classics." I see what you did there.

[@tabascocat5102]

Masterfully done. From the unusual chord pattern, to the choreography and camera angles- it is all = UNSETTLING!

[@matthewakian2]

To say the cop didn't look impressed at the end is an understatement.

[@mickyhurd5394]

he just needed to get laid ...unfortunately for him he blew out britt Ekland...... oops 😂

[@jack0609]

He’s a conservative Christian they’re never impressed

[@Dorgpoop]

He's very unimpressed by the end of the film

[@chrisobrien6254]

Great movie! It’s so crazy that the actor who played sergeant Howie was the same actor who played Christmas Present in “A Christmas Carol” 1984 (Edward Woodward)

[@cosmosaic8117]

Happy May Day 2022

[@davidconnelly]

I got the soundtrack for this movie. Creepiest schitt I've ever heard.

[@byReev]

THE LANDLOOOORDS DAUGHTEEEEEEEEER

[@psibrunojusto]

A TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (POING PONG)

[@janetwestwood9194]

Me too!!! 😯😲🤣👌🇬🇧

[@krullntherakrore742]

I used to dance this at school back in 1978 in Sao Paulo Brazil...

[@kaiquecaldeira]

Eu queria ter vivido essa época para dançar também

[@krullntherakrore742]

@@kaiquecaldeira Aqui se chamava pau-de-fitas e tinha uma coreografia complicada. Era parte do folclore, mas com o tempo se acabou...

[@MaiconDouglas-ik6qs]

Caramba, sério?

[@krullntherakrore742]

@@MaiconDouglas-ik6qs sério, era a dança das fitas no Vale do Paraíba no interior de São Paulo. Com o tempo este folguedo foi sendo esquecido até sumir completamente, uma pena.

[@Teacaholic]

MENTIRA KKKKKK

[@Warpedsmac]

It took 25 years for this special film to find its rightful place of prominence. Thank you to all involved in its production. Pagan.

[@marknewbold2583]

Pagans are dull aren't they?

[@Warpedsmac]

@@marknewbold2583 All "religions" are dull aren't they?

[@TheethPelican]

@@Warpedsmacany and all things are dull given enough time

[@JurassiChaos_2000]

I love the fact that the Amazing World of Gumball referenced this song.

[@5tone_10]

huh

[@GabrielPerez-br5mm]

@@5tone_10 the vermin man

[@pariahthistledowne854]

We danced around a Maypole at elementary school in Los Angeles, California. I enjoyed it.

[@Simontheguineapig]

Cultural appropriation 😂

[@Outlawgirl1297]

I played with a maypole when I was little too .

[@JoeRivermanSongwriter]

Best horror film ever made IMHO. Best soundtrack too.

[@annaboxberger8474]

Always enjoyed this song

[@N22-g8l]

One of the all time great movies

[@kerrywisner6589]

What a great movie that is!

[@IronDragonslayer2316]

this song is so catchy it's stuck in my head foreal

[@peterbrown6434]

A Brilliant Film!!

[@free..to..air..]

I saw this in 1973...and thought at the time...this is a cut above the horror norm...terrifying...groundbreaking...a template for future interpretations of stylised horror...Christopher Lee...superb as Lord Summerisle...Culzean Castle..breathtaking ..

[@Nosferatu2020]

Beautiful song

[@paully1969]

The untouchable classic... xxx

[@tinarichardson364]

This is one of my favourite films. They played this song on the Radcliff and Maconie show today - BBC 6 Music - and apparently the film was a flop when it came out. It's now a cult classic!

[@VV-nz4dv]

christopher lee steals most of the attention but edward woodward is great as the rigid catholic cop. i felt annoyed most of the movie with him, so short-sighted and obstinate. i was rooting for the islanders most of the movie, until the moment of the sacrifice, then i realized why this is an horror movie. hes alone in a island where everyone thinks and lives different. he was played a fool by everyone and no one takes pity on him. his screams asking for gods mercy at the end were terrifying.

[@BigScaryJoe]

This is such a tune

[@andycuthbert2763]

Watching this in Spain at present and coming home soon- need to get back to my pagan roots ASAP!

[@borodatborodat6511]

do you want to be a slave to women?😂

[@Scapegoat435]

Happy may

[@KevinLapiedra]

It's so hypnotic.

[@josephflores9078]

The cycle of life, I'm all for it

[@eduardodamian5443]

Me encanta el profesor de canto

[@cyrusvirus6928]

I knew about this movie because of the remake. I’ve never seen the remake but thanks anyway Nick Coppola.

[@klausfeuerhahn4706]

great Soundtrack 😊😊❤

[@MeganBittencourt]

I’ve danced this in Brazil many years ago

[@ZemiraRowan]

No remake could ever compare to this

[@PredatorUpHill]

Original Scottish one (1973) is far better. The Yanks Americanised version (2006) is just trash. Americanisation of British stuff rarely works well though as history shows.

[@RonFilm]

@kurt drexler I think you're the only one who thinks it's good, let alone really good. It's 3.7 go IMDB, 15% reviewer and 17% audience rating on rotten

[@jordancressley7385]

I had a nice buzz on the first time I watched this movie and it totally freaked me out. After it was done I was just like wtf did I watch

[@Hotzenblotz01]

Love this movie and song

[@alexisraelily7211]

Except for the human sacrifice... SummerIsle sounds like a great place to live for women especially during that time

[@WildMen4444]

Honestly? I view it like this: even if we were to all unanimously agree that the human sacrifice in the film was wrong, I personally would have turned a blind eye to this particular instance. Howie was an asshole who kept on overreaching the entire movie. He's supposed to be investigating a missing person and yet all he basically does is shove his opinions where they don't belong in an attempt to "enlighten" the people of Summer Isle. Even to the point of desecrating a grave at one scene. Howie had every right to believe what he believed but he had no right trying to proselytize. Even in a deleted scene we see that his fellow cops in England don't think too highly of him. And you may say that I'd be hypocrite if I was apalled by a reverse of the situation where Christians killed a Pagan. Maybe that'd be true but the unfortunate thing is that it isn't a hypothetical. The early history of Christianity is so bloody it's absurd and its present still even retains those sentiments. Did you know that there has been an uptick in violence and discrimination towards members of indigenous and Afro-Diaspora religions in South America in the past few years that has even been openly condoned by certain political leaders? Even just a few months ago a hugely powerful individual (apologies for not recalling the exact details) openly stated that the Goddess of the local tribe's religion was "no longer welcome" in the nation's capital. So yeah, there are real Howies out there and they are declaring war on other people's ways of life

[@cosmosaic8117]

Wild Men pretty deep opinions there lol. All I know is the first time I watched this movie it genuinely disturbed the fuck out of me in the most delicious way possible. My friend told me I just had to see this movie. I was a sophomore in highschool. He fell asleep and this strange story unfolded and just had me wondering where the hell is this all going? The end of the movie shook me. Very few movies actually manage to disturb me. I couldn’t sleep for mostly the entire night afterward. I value both Gnostic (Original Christian) and Pagan ideas, so I don’t have too deep an opinion on who was “in the right” in this film. But I enjoyed reading your thoughts.

[@michaeldukes4108]

Cosmosaic ... Gnosticism didn’t creep into Christian writings until generations later, so I don’t know where you get off calling it the original.

[@WildMen4444]

@@mikemaldonado9960 I'm not really sure what you are referring to here. Are you referring to the scene where the girls are jumping over the fire and praying for fertility? Considering that the ritual was all female and we don't know the intended ages of the characters that those actresses were playing, I'm not too sure calling it a "pedophile orgy" is a tenable conclusion to draw from what we're seeing. More likely it is meant to be an observance of female mysteries linked to the overarching festival that the islanders are celebrating given the timing and the themes expressed in the song

[@WildMen4444]

@@cosmosaic8117 I guess that's one of the reasons it's a good movie. If you're Christian then it's a horror story where a man dies for his faith at the hands of individuals who did the unthinkable and turned away from truth and began praising idols again. If you're a Pagan then it's a carthartic comedy about a jerk who gets what he deserves after the good people of Summer Isle gave the poor schmuck every single chance to get away but he becomes entrapped by his own self-righteousness and hubris in the face of the islanders and the ways of the Old Gods who returned to the people what Christianity took from them. Listen, I've met guys like Howie in real life and you can't blame me for not feeling sorry for the guy since all I can think of when I look at him is all those other douchebags. Is that a nice thing to say? No but it's honest. Howie had it coming and I'll gladly sing along to Sumer is Icumen In every time I watch this film. I'll bet the apple pies the villagers had after this were the best lol

[@terrortower666]

Get out while you still can Howie!

[@steveandjeanniefrith236]

Truly eerie.

[@cosmosaic8117]

Happy May Day

[@WildMen4444]

Same to you! :)

[@Lexivor]

Happy May Day again.

[@cosmosaic8117]

@@Lexivor Happy May Day 2022

[@NelsonOssa2010]

that song that plays is very catchy but also very murky

[@Iokoala]

I f@*king love the wicker man soundtrack.

[@psibrunojusto]

I love this one. Best song of the movie. ...A TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@comicbookreviewer4856]

Looking back at the film Midsomer it clear the film wanted to be something like the wicker man and might've been plan to be a updated film but sadly ended up as a copy and paste of the original

[@TerenceHill-71]

I joined a swingers site and most of the replies I received were from the inhabitants of Summerisle, asking me to bring fresh fruit on my arrival.

[@LordSummerIsle73]

Perfect film

[@faceinthewindow.]

And in the sky, there was an orb And in that orb, there was a demon And in that demon, there was pure hate And from that hate THERE WAS NOTHING.

[@patreeky5975]

When did you first realize this was going to be a special movie? For me it was in the bar scene, when they starting singing about the landlords daughter

[@oliverkirkland867]

When I saw a clip of a KZbin vid talking ab horror movies, still haven’t watched it yet I’ve been waiting for Halloween but I’ve been indulging myself with this song in the meantime

[@icequeen694]

Gently Jonney

[@Dorgpoop]

For me it was the moment I saw the creepy sweets in the shop

[@ellystripes]

The only ‘remake’ needed of this film is Radiohead’s demented Postman Pat style video for Burn the Witch.

[@cosmosaic8117]

Happy May Day 2024

[@jonahcurrie387]

I remember doing maypole celebrations at school in the 1970s in Vancouver . Fun times , what happened to them ?

[@retrograth1307]

Come to Dalarna in Sweden at midsummer... recap your school years ;-)

[@retrograth1307]

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[@theworldwelivein-ud3cd]

I love this movie!

[@XI_Daisy_XI]

I think I just heard Jewel do a cover of this!?!? Always loved this ditty🖤🎶

[@martinjefferiss370]

Agreed Largol33👍

[@titantron5840]

0:42 oli Sykes before BMTH

[@kmac6118]

omfg hahaha

[@michaeldean7220]

Absolute classic horror film. Eeerie as hell

[@grantross2609]

singer is Walter Carr best known for comic roles.......

[@ucukbilgiler9766]

Great movie

[@fabdave425]

Brilliant concept

[@farhez2266]

Vermin maaaan!

[@kevin_savoy]

at first i thought this was in Russian..and that honestly made it A LOT more creepier for me

[@IsmailofeRegime]

That would have made for a very.... different movie. "British police officer discovers the Soviets are occupying a Scottish island."

[@thebadloser]

I think your ears are working well cos to me it bears a resemblance to an old Ukranian piece called 'Carol Of the bells' in it's structure and melody. A bit more jaunty, but retains the dark feel. The choir-like voices are very similar. Check it out - there are several versions on KZbin.

[@EmilyHartley25989]

​@@IsmailofeRegime That actually sounds like a cool idea for a film.

[@shodan658]

How come everyone on this island has a beautiful voice? xD

[@eddiew2325]

Thanks bro I know I'm gorgeous

[@WildMen4444]

Pagan cultures tend to place a lot of value on the arts. They probably all received singing lessons as children

[@aya-chan4784]

The maypole dancers seems to have a lot of fun do this though

[@cjcanton9121]

Here again on May Day.

[@SafetyMentalst]

All the April showers have gone away Finally in the month of May kids play Around a May pole first day of May They laugh with joy together all day Around an round a May pole in May

[@ajchovanec]

Nice foreshadowing at 1:24.

[@killer92173]

Foreshadowing of what exactly?

[@killer92173]

@Jeremie Gauthier oh yeah now I see!!

[@peppermillers8361]

I know, right? Even without knowing what's up you KNOW it means something.

[@hmmmmmmmmm3]

Thank you for posting. Happy May Day. Nearly every ‘deep’ sci/fi horror film from the 70s falls into pretentiousness. Even the good ones. This film escapes. Through music. Apart from the Rocky Horror Picture Show I can’t think of a single comparison.

[@tstreetcontroversy]

Its LIT asf...

[@frankintegrity7996]

I'm planning too retire to Summer Isle.

[@bidalaska3457]

Mike old fields would love this

[@ashleightompkins3200]

The fact that wasn't gotten a stage musical is a damn crime

[@scaridaghostly]

Catholic sex ed: if you're not abstinent you will BURN IN HELL Pagan sex ed: maypole dancing.

[@pauldavies6419]

The ordeal stole this da centre move

[@mattbod]

Ash Buchanan seems to have plenty of energy climbing that maypole after his fun with Willow lol.

[@lordsummerisle3139]

Least he could do after Willow climbed his maypole

[@markchristison4949]

"What does the maypole represent?" "The phallic symbol!" More informative than sex education in Texas.

[@colleen4ever]

Exactly how old were those kids in that classroom? If it;s not 6th grade, they're too young!!

[@Wotsitorlabart]

​@@colleen4ever Maypoles represent no such thing - they were simply a focal point for the community. Victorian nonsense.

[@Dryhten1801]

​@@colleen4everI don't think anyone is too young to learn about their own body parts.

[@florinivan6907]

@@Dryhten1801 Among paranoid yanks the body is evil. Money is where its at.

[@anon9579]

An island of degenerates

[@jackbennett2269]

I could see some mormons watching this with a smile ear to ear until the end lmao

[@idr121]

Hahaha 😂I can imagine that too

[@BenjaminGessel]

I’m a Mormon. Tell me how I would act again, when watching this? Or maybe I should just tell you. That is, if you would listen…. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[@scronyx]

@@BenjaminGessel Id love to know

[@steevo211]

Now this is seriously scary.. Thank You Master Lee For The Continuation Of The Work.

[@notv_internetuser3789]

This song actually sounds scary