Top 10 Funniest Farts On Live TV History

[@kodiak138]

Farting is the only joke in the world that a 2 year old and a 102 year old will still laugh at together!

[@MycketTuff]

No matter where they come from and what language they speak. It's time to rebuild the tower of Babel ..through farts!

[@psychedlicsouljam1995]

Such a profound realisation! Haha

[@jamesmiller9755]

@@MycketTuff We all share that stinky language

[@elihernandez800]

Not true. Good luck making a 102 year old Russian laugh at a fart

[@SilkyLew]

@@elihernandez800 easy

[@ClaimingTaylor]

The anticipation of waiting for each fart is killing me

[@superplushandfriends8589]

IKRRRRRRRR?

[@za_kiwar_rior2840]

Me too 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@pink_kpop709]

same

[@michelmadaire6682]

No shit

[@ADiTYA-qx8iw]

😂😂😂😂

[@HansyBarts]

*its 2 am and I am watching a video about farts*

[@shizuokaBLUES]

RiCEcooker Escada you still awake?! We got worried about you

[@amirmahdi9993]

Its 4:19 am and I am watching this too. What is wrong with me?

[@1constance]

It's 1 am for me

[@zacmumblethunder7466]

Noon on a beautiful sunny day and I'm sitting indoors watching this. Why???????

[@ainurainur5505]

@@amirmahdi9993 02.19 europe Romania

[@NATALIE-vd6ip]

When I was around 30 and my Mum 50, pre mobile device days, we had to endure hours with no power one evening. As we sat there together bored on the sofa in the dark, she let out some gas unintentionally, which had me jump out of my seat. I thought then it was only fair that I answer her back with one of my own. Setting her off laughing, she did another and that was how a fart duel between us was born. Never knowing when in our conversation it would happen next. We created our own fun. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as much as I did that night and it’s been almost 25 years. 🤣 Also fond memories of my grandmother that every time she got up out of her chair she would putt putt putt all the way to where she was going to. We used to say she was powered by gas. It would make the family laugh but we’d always try to keep a straight face around her as she didn’t seem to know she was doing it.

[@ginamomrod]

Your story had me rolling!😂

[@adelerodriguez2432]

@@NATALIE-vd6ipwhen I was in my early 20's I went to a local Sizzler restaurant for dinner. I ordered the wild rice, the salad bar, and Malibu chicken. The rice made my gassy as hell. One of my brothers had gas also, and we had a farting contest. I said it was like nuclear war.

[@jenny2tone242]

😂😂😂

[@justsayin644]

who needs netflix when you have this kind of cheap entertainment

[@adityagupta8755]

Divided by nation, language, gender , age etc and United by fart

[@vinucini4341]

That's INDIA bro

[@vinucini4341]

Come will fart in your mouth

[@outtastatexavie4368]

Vinu Cini 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ashokbobade9257]

@@vinucini4341 he is talking about whole world

[@LuisFranco-ys6rc]

I love you comment

[@kimjong-un1136]

A guy once farted on the bus with his headphones in, forgetting only he could hear his music.

[@mightybitchy]

One guy farted in the street, and he looked pleased by it. Disgusting pig, it made me laugh, but still. It was mostly because people around him were pretending they didn’t hear anything. When I heard it, even with my headphones on, lol.

[@SnivillusLupin]

Haha!

[@arshiasamadi2271]

I bet you were the guy

[@kimjong-un1136]

@@arshiasamadi2271 Because me reporting a story about myself from a third person perspective makes so much sense. /whoosh/

[@MrDahkilla]

That was you!

[@johnwriterpoet1783]

Don't always assume your fart will be silent. Especially on a wooden chair.

[@lauremehrkens5891]

Jeff Roll....Me too😆😆

[@johnfisher1117]

Those are the best

[@bluelady4183]

John A plastic chairs are better 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nursepainless9039]

Metal chairs will make a ringing effect

[@bluelady4183]

Nurse Painless 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joannesberkshirescenes2099]

My local postman collected the mail from the post box at 7 am and ripped one thinking he was on his own. It echoed round the shopping area like thunder and I cried with laughter, then he turned round and said “sorry I thought I was on my own” classic!

[@randybradley4151]

Not relating to farting but I seen a mail lady getting out of her parcel truck and when she opened the back door a ton of parcels fell all over the street. She just casually looks around to see if anyone seen what happened and she just starts picking up the boxes one by one not even placing them properly back in the vehicle but throwing them in. I teased her the one day when I was outside mowing the lawn. I seen her coming down the street and when she parked in front of my house. I cut the mower and waited for her to open the door and responded with at least 30 or so boxes didn't fall out of your vehicle today. She just looked at me all embarrassed.

[@EltonMunk]

I have tears in my eyes😂😂😂

[@someboiwhoplaysroblox1204]

I remember once my teacher said “be quiet” and a kid just farted when everyone was quiet

[@someboiwhoplaysroblox1204]

Thx

[@RBNN69]

And that kid was you😂

[@someboiwhoplaysroblox1204]

No it was some kid named ifran

[@adoxqe5809]

I thought it was me ;-;

[@manasseskamau5327]

Thought the teacher was calling for silence so that everyone could pay attention to what he was about to do.

[@PoolProfessionals]

I remember taking a final exam in college when a student in the back of the room ripped one. The entire class erupted in laughter, including the professor.

[@chaos6687]

Lol

[@kronks4]

You know its a good one when the teacher laughs :D

[@uwubarka1128]

Omg THIS IS ME I WOULD LOVE TO BLOW A CLASSROOM UP

[@frankiedecker3686]

That happened to me in my 8th grade social studies class, however I was the one that cut the cheese, trying to make it silent but we had the type of chairs that won't let you be silent so of course when it gor silent I let er rip and the substitute teach turns around and says, "that wasn't me!" The whole class just looked at me and busted up laughing! It was hilarious but also a little embarrassing as I was a new student to that school!!! 🤣😂🤣😂 oh and the kicker is the next day in science we were learning about gas and a kid that was in my social studies class was in my science class so proceeded to tell his buddy sitting next to him my mishap!! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@snipermonkey3428]

always the professor who isn't laughing.

[@erinesser6658]

A shy kid in my AP Bio class sneezed and farted at the same time. He announced "I want to die"

[@kaebella2259]

Awwww. Poor guy.

[@mommyjin4173]

😂😂😂

[@abigailcozzolino822]

This happened to me in 3rd grade . I also wanted to die 😂

[@melwhitby2045]

Hehehe

[@lsubandtrumpet2014]

That was you

[@TheFrizbaloid]

Leslie Nielsen was a notorious prankster. One of his favorite jokes was to carry a fart machine in his pocket and set it off at the most opportune time.

[@SoftTangerineDreams]

I love him 😂

[@Frogman1943]

he even timed it right like he was pushing one or more out too.

[@enricopallazzo2987]

Well then

[@georgeramirezjr1111]

My mom farted at the dinner table and I felt my chair vibrate. I laughed so hard because she tried to deny it. I ended up getting in trouble for laughing.

[@Bryan_Lion]

🤣🤣

[@roberta9950]

😭😭🤣🤣🤣😭

[@anibalbabilonia1867]

👋😂👍ohhh thanks for the laugh!

[@charleebrown7188]

Yes, a rookie mistake by mom. She obviously did not know of the iron-clad rule: "Ye, who denied it, supplied it."

[@charleebrown7188]

@fartyboots and a cork for that b-hole.

[@stockcar98t73]

Farts are by far the most funniest thing in the world, especially in a silent room full of people 🤣

[@billbright100]

Unless they're one of those rotten egg farts from hell then not so much

[@mariagutierrez9017]

BT ja ja ja ja ja

[@JedForge]

@@billbright100 No doubt! More than one D&D session got put on pause due to a "table clearing blast"

[@susansalley7556]

That is what I tell my husband. But he tells me I need to act more like a lady. I tell him I never claimed to be a lady. I'm a woman and farting is the badge of a real southern woman. Lol when I married my husband I was afraid to fart in front of him. Then I realized I'm a southern woman we aren't scared to show who are. So the next time I had to fart I didn't hide it. We was in bed and I put the blanket over his head.

[@EdsterIII]

I can't remember the specifics but at church, wooden seats, ironically called PEWS. All is quiet, then BRRAPP. I remember some under the breath giglgles, but no outright laughter. As a kid I remember a hand over my mouth cuz someone knew I'd laugh.

[@LegendofLaw]

The political meeting was the funniest. They are trying so hard not to laugh. That was legendary

[@markholub5219]

Yes, #2 was the best in my opinion, but #1, of ALL DAYS to wear White Pants.. We've all been there...Damn Taco Bell!

[@quattrocity9620]

@@markholub5219 #1 had me feeling terrible for her. Kind of killed the mood for me.

[@kwkstar]

That was a rebuttal!🤮

[@dandudemanbro]

"What was the question!?!" 🤣🤣

[@karenissimalovestrilogy75]

@@kwkstar 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@deneilbaker]

I used to work at a pharmacy. You wouldn’t believe how many old people just walk and fart like nothing happened

[@jennyrose9454]

I work in a store old people fart in the aisles don't even say excuse me

[@tammimarsh5090]

Yesssss!!!!!!! Like, I earned the right to do this”!!😂😂🥱

[@dr32803]

Well, old ppl don’t give a f. Farting is natural.

[@trudimcpherson55]

😂😂 don't get me started on the supermarket!!

[@jordanwilson4481]

I worked for rite aid for years in the pharmacy and I know what u mean. They built a homeless shelter next to the pharmacy and they would come in and smear shit everywhere on the walls handles. It was really bad to the point we had to close the bathroom to the public

[@infledermaus]

They don't call her Whoopi for no reason!

[@lulugu3]

I was under the impression that that really was the reason. I read it somewhere.

[@dingfeldersmurfalot4560]

That's actually the real reason. She admitted it like 20 or 30 years ago. She's actually proud of it. She said if you're dating, you should fart early in the relationship. That way, you've put all your cards out on the table, and if they can't take your farting, they can't take you at all.

[@dvdgway]

My favorite comment out of all of them

[@TheJazzy1980]

@@dingfeldersmurfalot4560 I don't always agree with Whoopi, but I definitely do on this one!! Get them farts out early!

[@bradleyhollon6085]

She's outrageous

[@poerava]

4:55 The counsellor that activated the release right after the word ‘passed’ deserves a pay rise. That timing was impeccable.

[@mfsusanoo7238]

*_bwrrr_*

[@evananaa]

@@mfsusanoo7238 PLS BAHAHA

[@zbeiman]

This is one of my *WORST* fears

[@ashleyswinford582]

I think farts are funny. Just let it rip😂

[@Nutty151]

Take Beano.

[@yosoy6877]

It's gonna happen.... 😂😂

[@northzero2390]

Don't worry, you won't ever get on TV.

[@16sike]

SAME. it especially makes it worse since I'm a girl, with the whole "girls don't fart" bullshit

[@efaitha1981]

When I was in 5th grade, we were in Gym class. Told to line up, boys in one row and girls in another. I felt such a fart, but it was quiet, and I knew it was bad, so I moved from the middle of the line to the back. That warm air traveled all over the gym. Made everyone laugh so hard and scream. Lmao! No one knew it was me. Thank God!!!

[@MrEricanthony]

I was in a dance club years ago. I had just made a pretty big change in my diet. It was loud, so no one heard it. However, the fartrometor spiked at a full “10” and literally cleared at least an 8 foot perimeter. I bailed with everyone to the other side of the bar because I wanted to remain anonymous. It was the acting job of my life not to laugh and give myself up. Dang, the most atrocious farts of my life that night. I did pull it off. Funny thing. No one really wanted to discuss. I wasn’t going to say anything....

[@WillDawg4life]

Never trust a fart when you feel bubbles in your stomach......just take my word for it😕

[@leonziedrich4093]

Yea when you fart it a poop will come off your butt

[@swam2922]

😂

[@Buugzy]

Did you shit yourself? 😂😂

[@dresuma2420]

😂😂😂😂

[@abinash3157]

I trust you😁

[@tannerbroyles]

Oh man that city council meeting one at 4:05 had me in tears. I love how that lady is starting to finally get it together again and then the farter strikes again 😂

[@michaeljonhson1842]

Certainly she tried a secund fart silence for somebody else think the smell was of the first fart, but her goal fail! Her secund fart cheated her as well! Don't trust in fart!

[@roguedalek900]

Thats the same city council that later had body mics and some guy used the urinal with the mic open and that woman looses it and can't stop laughing and all you hear is Niagara Falls over the speakers

[@pammi2725]

This was hilarious lolol

[@1greenMitsi]

I couldnt believe someone ripped that first fart. Must be a good place to work

[@MuShRoOm734]

😂😂😂

[@ramiahred12]

I remember hearing a horrific story of farting several times in a waiting room. The lady had headphones in, listening to Lady Gaga, and she forgot over time that only she could hear her music. She felt gas coming on, so she thought, "oh I'll just fart during the chorus sections, they'll be loud enough to mask the sound. Then she realised everyone in the quiet waiting room could hear her basically farting to the beat of a Gaga song...

[@seraphik]

i died imagining this

[@AD-jq7ow]

RA RA RA MAMA RA RA....

[@mtracy244]

Lol

[@melophile4916]

😂😂😂😂

[@raymondherman2689]

😂😳😂😳 oh god..i wonder if she ever left the house afterward..oh god..

[@Shaylok]

That last one was so freaking tragic. When you get to a certain age, you never know when a seemingly innocent fart can end up being a catastrophically, embarrassing accident.

[@mayechilde2]

And man, with my IBS I can't just casually fart anymore... Never know when it's going to be more than just a fart

[@davefb]

Never trust a fart... As a wise man once said.

[@OGDweeb]

​@@mayechilde2this x100 😅

[@adelerodriguez2432]

​@@mayechilde2I am so sorry.

[@ErikGPL]

It's a sketch, it's not real. The lady is a Dutch actress.

[@VeneficaDelirium]

That fart was the most intelligent thing I'd ever heard on The View.

[@taekim6819]

It was noticeable that the guest seemed distracted in her replies (after the fart). Must have been a stinker.

[@American_Gunslinger]

You're so right about that. Your comment made my day. Thanks.

[@hawbydawg]

Lol

[@bengunn3228]

Nitokris, The Blackpilled You watch the view? What are you, gay?

[@Chronotri]

Thank you that was the best

[@davidwallace9479]

Number 6 is my favourite. Thw noise kills me every time. She was hoping for a quiet one and that masterpiece comes out. Excellent

[@breAnnasmama]

David Wallace hahahaha I’m literally in my bed crying laughing so hard at that. The masterpiece hahaha 😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@SoftTangerineDreams]

Swedish translation: "Oh my gosh! What have I eaten, hehe..."

[@mightybitchy]

Little Darling I don’t remember eating that 😂. Reminds me of that English tv skit. Best one to date.

[@foilhattiest1]

Not to be the party pooper but this one was actually faked intentionally, she had just presented a news piece on some machine that's supposed to remove bad odors or something to that effect so they decided to throw in a fart skit afterwards for fun. They really never expected it to go viral or so many people to be fooled by it, but the woman said she was trying super hard not to laugh but just couldn't help it once she heard the fart noise and that maybe this "tension" contributed to its believability.

[@cerealchild166]

She's cute too! I would tell her, you go girl!!

[@kimberlycarter3617]

I'm sitting here on a vacation, snow day, watching this video, and reading the comments, laughing so hard, I have tears running down my face!!!! Thank you for all the laughs!!! Have a great day!!!

[@cacu3989]

Check out the Fart Olympics videos...😂😂😂

[@youtubert3138]

You made me laugh too I hope you’re ok and happy . Winter again :)

[@321scully]

I almost had a coronary!

[@bryanphillips6666]

It's all fun and games until you're the woman at the end with white pants on!!!!!

[@321scully]

@Don K Do you think you can form a beer glass with your farts? You could be onto something special - you will make millions!

[@ChrisJones-yu9rz]

I’ll never forget one time when I was in the army, we just got back from a 5 mile run. The battalion commander told us to pretty much make a horseshoe formation around him so he could walk back-and-forth and talk. The soldier in front of me was a particularly large one, and I don’t mean muscle-wise. He was soaked from head to toe in sweat so bad that it looked like he just got out of the shower with his PT uniform on. He’s literally 5 feet from the battalion commander, and I am the person directly behind him. I’m not exactly sure what was going through the guys head, but he ripped the wettest, longest and loudest fart I have ever heard in my life… The battalion commander paused a second mid walk, and turned with a look of disgust on his face of the likes I’ve never seen. I could not contain my laughter, nor can I stop it. All I could do is try to hide it as best I could when everyone around me can see that I’m cracking up hysterically. One of the sergeants from my company grabs me from the T-shirt, yanks me to the back of the formation, gives me a look, as I stand at parade rest and try to keep a straight face, but I lost it laughing again. He said “You’re a f*****g idiot, go away” but he did giggle a little bit trying to hide it. So I show up for work that day, and I got called into the first sergeant’s office. The first sergeant said “Did you s**t yourself in front of the Battalion commander after PT this morning?” I couldn’t help but laugh again, and I explained it to the first sergeant that it was not me. That guy was one of the most serious people Ive ever met, even got a scoff out of him as he cursed at me and told me to leave his office.

[@wavesofval]

thanks to quarantine, I’m here listening to farts like it’s a symphony

[@lisazimmerman3123]

Right? I was just thinking I'd hit an all time low. 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[@Andycoco2222]

Me too😂

[@M4A1_DELTA6]

i record all my farts now and send it to my friend who returns the favor lol we always trying to top eachother farts never had this much fun in my life

[@wavesofval]

@@M4A1_DELTA6 hahahaha okay, that seems to be a good idea.

[@M4A1_DELTA6]

@@wavesofval hahaha thxs mate

[@rubywingo6030]

Leslie Neilson carried a fart machine with him and was notorious for “farting” during interviews! Funny guy!!

[@Zebra_3]

#4.

[@sawhotz5341]

That council meeting one is the funniest for me. The lady's reaction just makes it so much better😂😂

[@deneilbaker]

My mom said she went into a fancy shoe store and it was so quiet. She squatted down to try on a shoe and farted. She said she had to stand back up to make it stop because it just kept coming😂

[@LauraRibeiro-sj3ub]

Hahahahahha

[@JohnSmith-el6lk]

That's funny.

[@Stefan-]

Then she left the store in a hurry....

[@321scully]

Your poor Mum!

[@321scully]

Did your mum buy any shoes?

[@jeanalynn2791]

My ex husband would say, evertime after he farted, " Did you hear that? I think that was a barking spider." 😳 Lol

[@natwest1971]

Lol, my dad would say, “Did a fox bark?”

[@selenabonilla2281]

My father would ask "do you hear that?" And wait a couple seconds before farting.

[@MattShillam]

@@selenabonilla2281 best one to do

[@kiryumechagodzilla4059]

My fiance and I would say "Man, did you see those low-flying ducks?!" after we fart. The first time I farted in front of him, he answered with his own farts. We'd both laugh pretty hard. We've been together for over 16 years now.

[@nickandrew1089]

Number 8: That explains how Whoopie Goldberg got her first name😂😂😎

[@jasperbooth6383]

Cause they thought "farting jig" was too long 😂

[@Buugzy]

Whoopi Fartgerg*

[@JusticeKing1000]

They don’t call it a Woopie cushion for nothing

[@ashcooke392]

That actually is the reason people call her that. I think she kept farting on a set once and the name stuck

[@catey62]

@@ashcooke392 Thats true, read it in an article a long time ago....lol

[@AJDaniels5298]

I had a scammer call me last week and I acted like I was going along with it but making increasingly louder and darker fart sounds with my mouth while he was talking. Towards the end, I said something like, "Excuse me for just a second. I'mma put you on hold," before letting out a scream-grunt and crying, "I can't hold it in anymore!", then making the worst blood fart sounds mixed with moans of "oh god" and "help" until he finally hung up. Before he did, though, I heard him gagging like he was about to throw up. I cracked up for probably close to an hour.

[@jodibrown5257]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m gonna to do that!

[@randybradley4151]

I had an Atari 800 modem hooked up and any calls that came through the lines would make our phone ring and when the people were on the other ends having a normal phone conversation and I would make farting noises and try not to laugh because they would think that the other person was the one farting. My worst prank I did was a mechanic shop was talking to an elderly lady and the mechanic put the lady on hold so he could find out how work the vehicle needed and the cost. I pretended to be the mechanic and told her that it needed an oil change, new tires, new transmission and that it would be cheaper to replace the entire engine and that she may as well buy a new vehicle because it would be cheaper. She nearly cried. Then the real mechanic came back and started talking to the lady and she was inquiring what the other mechanic was talking about and he tried to assure her that no one else talked to her.

[@adelerodriguez2432]

Brilliant!

[@bigsillyman8303]

YOU WEANNA KNOW SOMETHING?

[@virg0_lem0nade]

i'll take "things that never happened" for 1000, Alex

[@jenniferr7271]

It’s so weird how bowel things are so embarrassing yet everyone does it. 🤔

[@DonaldSeymourjr]

So true.

[@juturna-2931]

Because it’s a butthole making a noise💀 it’s A W K W A R D

[@sddingo6538]

Wait you’re a girl.. girls don’t fart.

[@serenechaosuk4682]

I DON'T !

[@jessejive117]

Jennifer Richardson it’s like being horny though, or pooping, we don’t want to poop or have sex in front of people though..

[@TheLifeTerm]

The fart is absolute proof, that God has a sense of humor.

[@manasseskamau5327]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@simjaeyunultimatefan6529]

😂😂😂

[@HardKore5250]

No intervening god

[@uwubarka1128]

😹😹😹 Y TO THE E TO THE S TO THE YES

[@cyberblox1]

Suns Out shut up you know what a joke is idiot?

[@LadyVamp60]

You know you have hit bottom when watching a KZbin video about farts.

[@finster1968]

You mean multiple videos....

[@calisongbird]

Judy Eckman 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ryancbarrett96]

I assure you there is much farther down you can go

[@isaacbarnes3764]

I had no clue I was here, but after your comment, I look around, and you are right, this is the bottom!

[@taowgrouch1767]

Hit bottom or struck gold

[@kaitlyn3386]

The best friendships/relationships are when you are comfortable to fart by each other 😂

[@jelle-tje6064]

I do it in front of my spouse and he still says I'm disgusting 😂

[@amberjoy533]

My husband's aunt thought it was so neat that we farted in front of each other before we were married. They were married 30+ years and she claimed she never once farted in front of her husband😳 Sorry, but if I can't be myself around my own spouse well then, I doubt we should be married lol!

[@juneyspoon]

My best friend lights her own farts. She can get different colours. My favourite is her blue dragon.

[@adelerodriguez2432]

​@@jelle-tje6064I find that most wives are annoyed at their husbands when they pass gas.

[@adelerodriguez2432]

​@@juneyspoonmy brothers and their friends used to do that. A few years later my biology made a reference to that practice. I sat there in convulsions laughing silently with my fingers up my nose and the tears running down my cheeks. Kids were looking at me. If I had laughed out loud they would have thought I did that stuff myself.

[@user-qi5vj9zy9t]

I'll never forget my mate farting sat cross legged on a wooden floor in a silent part of a school assembly. Only just stopped laughing about it now and that took place in 1988! Classic. Farts are hands down the funniest things ever.

[@Sinclair80]

I hate it when you feel confident the fart you are about to let go is going to be a silent one only for a bit of force to get behind it and it sounds like the biggest duck quack. There's no coming back from that. On a side note Leslie Neilsen - total legend, he was unapologetic about his guff.

[@keishalove7921]

ZS 15 right😂😂🎉

[@nalanihamby3710]

😂😂😂 I’m not sure which is worse, the duck fart of someone who was sure it was going to be soundless or the high balloon animal squeak of someone trying to safely ease out a fart in church.

[@robinjames7493]

why would he be apologetic? It was a fake fart

[@jamiebrown3816]

Lol

[@bonita720]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmfao

[@anthonyvargas3549]

People don’t realize farting is like sneezing

[@graceygrey689]

Anthony Vargas sneezing doesn’t smell Hun x

[@samelusac1]

People dont realize farts can be eaten and recycled.

[@brknspacebar]

It helps if you stare at the sun

[@TheComedyColosseum]

Sneezing out your arse. 😂

[@sbp4215]

@@graceygrey689 It does sometimes. Well mine do :/

[@johnroper4709]

Farts are merely the ghosts of what you ate yesterday. 😅

[@justsayin644]

so poignant

[@MeepMeep88]

I remember I farted during class.. LOL I laughed so hard at my own fart, I farted again and then THAT fkn made me laugh even more and then my fart just went along with my laugh each time BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOOOOOOP BOOP

[@davemwangi05]

So you made a fart song. You can make a lot of money if you donate yourself as a woofer for various occasions

[@BuySellColoradoSprings]

I'll never stop laughing at farts!!!

[@SonarTheBat]

Once you pop,the fun don't stop.

[@grobanite4ever85]

Esther Bergling me either Farts are hilarious!

[@ashleyswinford582]

I'm a 34 year old wife and mother and I will always find farts funny. I'm so immature😂😂

[@stevenmorton298]

That last one appeared to be the fart's evil cousin: The SHART.

[@destinymartin489]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Nima_Mahmoud]

@@destinymartin489 shart ? whats mean

[@destinymartin489]

@@Nima_Mahmoud 1/2 sh#t 1/2 fart

[@davidwelch2791]

The "shart" is a good play on words. I am going to remember that word. 😎

[@davidwelch2791]

@@destinymartin489 That is damn funny. 😎

[@jovian304]

But, I have perfected the art of farting silently!

[@damitzdesign]

Lord Mord - Please teach....

[@sonitkun5527]

Be my teacher

[@mariahfrancois4412]

😂😂

[@hellspwnnix9514]

Me too

[@pietarinokonen607]

That's called a silent killer lol

[@briancossey4773]

OMG! 54 years old and this stuff NEVER goes outta style. Most horrendously funny ones to do are "the strafing runs", also known as "crop dusting", also known as "drive-by's"; they can be any type, as long as you are in motion when they go off. Best time for those to happen? My dad, according to mom, was notorious for doing SBD versions of these in the grocery store, usually around small-to-mid sized groups of older Mexican women chattering in Spanish at the local grocery store in Bakersfield, CA.; he would pass through, then peek around the corner to see them scattering and just about die laughing (mom, on the other hand, was always mortified!). Always brought a tear to the eye, either from laughter or the smell!

[@GUILLERMOCASTILLA-MAGNUS]

WHEN i was boy my grandmother shes walking every days in the garden house,while she hear the birds she s spoke whith farts whith them.She was a carpenter birds!

[@MarkHarrop63]

So glad people keeping this conversation going. Ps if l wasn't so mature I'd point out the yoga fart is a fanny fart . . .

[@briancossey4773]

@@MarkHarrop63 When I was in the Army National Guard, one weekend we had PFT, and I pity the poor guy that had to hold my feet as I was doing sit-ups! Got it coming AND going!

[@chrismckell5353]

​@@MarkHarrop63I'm reminded of an episode of South Park where Mr Garrison explained what a queef was after over hearing the boys calling each other queefs😂

[@MarkHarrop63]

@@chrismckell5353 pffft . . . just had to look that up and it's an actual medical term. A tad disappointing really as the name doesn't quite match the sound . . oh no, I can sense a rewording coming on!

[@beckyaustin2301]

I love how even the most sophisticated people will break down and laugh at a fart 😂

[@barsxsalicia]

One time while we were in Disney world, my dad and I went inside a store to get our pictures. We left my mom sitting outside and there was a man sitting on the bench next to her. When we came out she was so mad saying that he lifted his leg up & let out a loud fart without a single emotion 😂😂😂 I honestly wish I could’ve been there to witness that moment 😭

[@Scrappicat]

Sounds like my dad. Lol.

[@abhijithanilkumar4959]

There are lot of prank videos now on KZbin with people doing similar stuff

[@poshchamp9210]

😂😂 When you have to lift your leg, you know that it’s gonna be intense!

[@jcfreak4ever1]

@Scrappicat Sounds like mine, too! 🤣

[@denabeana1233]

I’d be mad too if a random man farted on me. I’d honestly tell him off.

[@acecarreviews883]

One time I farted and my mom looked at me and I started laughing and my fart went along with my laugh it went Bert Bert Bert berrrrrt and my mom was like what was that

[@sheshiechan]

I once got gas from a pizza I ate at a movie theater which resulted in puttering farts between my bursts of laughter thankfully this happened at the bathroom. I feel so bad for the lady next to me because I literally slapped the stall because at how funny I thought it was.

[@bambi1051]

This honeslty killed me

[@ronakchauhan6439]

😂😂😂

[@deleahperry2284]

"Bert, bert, bert, berrrrt

[@TzadikTheManic]

@Ace car reviews “it went Bert Bert Bert berrrrrt” 😆😂😆 - oh man thank you for that, too too good ahaha

[@timadams1827]

I can feel deeply for the last one… We’ve all been there…😂

[@davidpeck3912]

But we weren't wearing white pants!

[@sallygard63]

She literally shit herself live! 😂😂😄

[@Baddy187]

​@@davidpeck3912In front of a camera with the countries most famous crime reporter also in front of you. Ps. He is the countries most famous after the goat got shot and killed 2 years back. Don't know when this was aired.

[@FernandoGonzalez-ub9iw]

Poor lady...that will go after her the rest of her life.

[@nangel270]

We most certainly HAVE NOT!

[@SpicyMartina]

When I was in hospital the doctor was doing his rounds and farted while examining me. I died laughing he went bright red. Hated my week stay but loved my doctor especially after that fart!

[@mp-mr3be]

Haha.. Lol

[@spearsman1]

love at first fart

[@FlyingDaddy721]

Luckily you were in the hospital when you died.

[@poltergeist8014]

@@MonsterPartsRc Nonsense because she was not dying.

[@ClassicRockJWM]

So women DO love farts! I knew it!

[@SushiCentral-fk9im]

I farted during this video

[@jessejive117]

Sushi Central 16161 I’m pooping bro

[@desertsun4304]

Me 2

[@MrShanester117]

Sushi Central 16161 Me too. On a plastic chair. It was glorious

[@Jauchezipfel]

yep me too,woke my cat up

[@rekch51]

I be shitting dawg

[@sint0xicateme]

They don't call her 'whoopy' for nothing!

[@liamb1038]

NoNeed ForGreed I actually died 😂

[@doctordrommos6432]

😂😂😂

[@HerrHoppenstedt]

NoNeed ForGreed. Whoop, there it flies.

[@polanialmoni6274]

Died!

[@izquierda3326]

NoNeed ForGreed Best comment ever 😆😆😆😆 funniest comment seen... I'm literally crying due to it 😅😅😅

[@pineappleparty1624]

The funniest fart I remember in school, one kid dropped a silent bomb across the room during a test. I looked over to the left at kids going ew and holding their nose. The it hit me and I too was trying to breath in my shirt. Then to the right the teacher looks up and then directly at the boy sitting closest to her desk. She asked him if he needed to use the bathroom. Confused he shrugged and said no, and she asked if he was sure and he said no again.

[@Goibniu001]

The best answer would have been, "Not anymore!"🤣

[@pineappleparty1624]

@@Goibniu001 Well he was farthest from the fart, but yeah. :D

[@PetiteLicorne]

That's cruel and embarassing.

[@xxkissmeketutxx]

💀💀💀💀

[@MattyMcCritic]

4:04 it's awesome how farts can immediately break all train of thought

[@growinsane9123]

Depending in their potency they can immediately break all thought on a train.

[@pearljam619]

37 Years old still laugh out loud when I hear a fart.

[@presidentnotsure3273]

Timeless classic

[@bobbiusshadow6985]

yup, classics don't die

[@yanni2112]

57 and still funny

[@hailiz8252]

Lmao my older brother is CRAZY for pearl jam He even got a tatoo of eddie vedder doing his pose thingy

[@MsClyde57]

62 years old and hell, life's too short to not laugh at a fart.

[@longboardtales]

woopi is the only woman on the planet that can fart on live tv and play it cool

[@Warrior_Resisting_Colonialism]

I know she played that so cool.Oh wow,excuse me! I think I just blew a frog out of there lmao!

[@Alkemmiztt]

the lady next to her was slightly leaning away

[@eddiebear34]

That's because it's the best thing she ever said

[@bounderchris]

That’s actually why she got her name

[@browneyedgirl4285]

John McSween that's the best comment yet!!!!!

[@47tooter]

Our Company had a quarterly meeting and at the end the plant manager said " Any questions or comments ? And a technician farted really loud, the plant manager said " Thanks for your input ted " The whole crowd erupted with laughter.

[@gituraazy.1804]

Why there ain't international fart day

[@kristagrym]

May I marry you please?

[@nechyboi4064]

Because Global Warming... 😂😂

[@l.c.8183]

Because everyday is fart day

[@Totalchaos0228]

There should be

[@mindfreak5360]

@@kristagrym what made you think marrying him lady?

[@jordanmicahcook]

That last one was... maybe the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen...

[@RCdada609]

Most embarrassing and most disgusting lol

[@punkybrewstar83]

I have PCOS and when I first started getting my period around 12/13 I had some awesome public sudden bleeding moments. Embarrassing beyond belief. That is why when people make out like teens are always living the best part of their lives, and shouldn't complain, I get annoyed. I'm 35 now and I am so, so, so glad I don't ever have to be that age again. It was an absolutely awful time.

[@priyamason7365]

Poor lady

[@APAstronaut333]

She went tyrannosaurus in those pants

[@katjakittenland9689]

I know this one. It's from a Dutch tv-show; it's FAKE!

[@geeell1917]

#4 was not a real fart. That was the late comic actor Leslie Neilsen who was known to always carry around a joke fart noisemaker, and would use it every time he had an interview. He always gave a great interview!

[@glamdolly30]

Surely every1 recalls his famed fart machime, he had it with him every time he did a TV chat! The last vid is a fake - the female is clearly actig, its embarrassigly bad!

[@foilhattiest1]

Yeah #6 is not a real fart either, it's a very known faked fart skit on Swedish TV that they decided to do immiediately following a news segment about a machine that removes bad odors or something like that.

[@DirtyFrankDahmer]

I never knew he did that. lol

[@DirtyFrankDahmer]

@@glamdolly30 The pants shitter definitely seemed fake to me.

[@alexiswilliamsinc]

#5 was the mug

[@brendajohnson5975]

🤣🤣🤣 Whoopie's fart and her response has me dying

[@makennawarren7451]

My mom just came in my room wondering why I was laughing. All I could say was “FARTS!” 🤣🤣🤣 really shows how mature I am.

[@jandoor2068]

Well, to be fair, if you are still living with your mother then you can't be THAT mature.

[@nathanwoodruff9422]

_"My mom just came in my room wondering why I was laughing. All I could say was “FARTS!”"_ I said the same thing to my son.

[@vision3691]

Farts make the world a better place... Except the last one

[@FBI-lw6cj]

Lol

[@ponyio]

lmao

[@tamararader2623]

Nothing toxic girl shits herself

[@REFLEXLWD]

@@tamararader2623 from my country, thank God it's a sketch lol

[@titmusspaultpaul5]

Yep, that made me throw up a little in my mouth.

[@shaenorris3878]

3 am, no regrets

[@ziggystardust6566]

Same

[@trevorallen8514]

No regurts

[@aleksimakela7234]

Lol i am

[@Emma-vb7of]

4 lol

[@JamesBond-es8zb]

@@Emma-vb7of you are beautiful ❤️

[@HermesTheLoser]

Why so many dislikes? lol, I know toilet/fart jokes aren't the most sophisticated form of humor but you'd think anyone who searched for/clicked on this vid was looking for exactly that.

[@armendfiqi]

Hermes The Loser I think its become a law of nature no video on youtube can have 0 dislikes

[@nazifalizada2658]

I disliked for the unexpected shitty music in the beginning.

[@vrapbrap]

Its the fucking cringy intro that gave me cancer

[@amchthompson]

A lot of the clips weren't funny at all.

[@Isabelle-zy3ht]

It was suggested loser

[@heatherrae4126]

No matter how old we get, farts are funny 😂

[@samiuddinomer2538]

Heather Rae guess u like the smell after u fart😊

[@kitty8196]

You are 100% right on that heather

[@tozzilil]

I just said that to my husband - I’m nearly 32 and giggling like a child at fart videos

[@Powerduo88]

tozzilil I agree. I'm 44 and rollin over here! I am in tears! Age has nothing to do with what someone finds funny. Who made the rule that you lose your sense of humor as you get older?! I remember tripping up some steps back in the day and my grandma cracked up. 😂😂

[@dualscreengrant]

I misread the last four lines as "wet farts are funny."

[@Boss-zt5vz]

I feel pity for the last girl :(

[@saltnugget]

She didn't fart. She pooped. Damn

[@bg11211]

Indeed hope shes ok that had to be embarrassing that ummm wasn't a fart

[@emotionaladolf9969]

i don't

[@joshua7015]

That was a shart, not a fart

[@fouziakhan1387]

I think she had diarrhea she was holding her stomach she should have just gone and not wait for it too bad for her

[@beardedbull272]

Embarrassing when your in public and let out a big whopper of a sneeze, but also let out a big whopper of a fart too 🤣

[@rosewetzel8284]

Agreed

[@user-ue2lg1yl4w]

One time when I was young, I was sitting at the dinner table having breakfast with my family and then let out a huge fart into my chair and my dad thought someone was knocking on the door. Edit: To the people who think that it was my dad knocking, no, it was me. We were sitting on wooden chairs and I'd been holding in that fart for a while so when I had to let it out my fart literally knocked on the wood. Edit 2: I can't believe my most liked comment is a story of how I farted at the dinner table.

[@l.y.7710]

This literally made me cry laughing! The best story Ive heard today, thank you!

[@trueblue7779]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cutlet9227]

Read and watched many fart stories and videos but your comment was the only thing that actually made me crack up laughing. ~Berry 15.02.2020..

[@nightxlight2968]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dumbartist864]

Hahaha

[@newish6596]

Farts made my day better

[@honeybee2356]

New Ish lol

[@birbify1721]

New Ish YUCK!🤢

[@AnimeMLG]

Sarah&Dina A F CK all I Need is u 😂 just a joke I saw you in different videos

[@hammou1312]

Wtf

[@Dogofc]

U son of a fart

[@shalarpola7649]

Fart is art without 'f'

[@berryblossomvideos6090]

Ewwww 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@maestroaxeman]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r2S8i5KdhKqoZqM Here, you will find art in the fart🤣🤣🤣

[@shalarpola7649]

@Tommy Ryan That is fartastic!

[@mariemackey6132]

Than I'm a fucking artist. 💩

[@sliat1981]

You mean with

[@coalblooded]

I like how number 5 wasn't even a fart, but she still couldn't help laughing at it lol

[@Aiden-ku6yg]

Regis is like the person who would never fart on live tv but it wasn’t even a fart, it was Kelly’s mug

[@amiacin]

It’s funny how even adults aren’t mature when someone farts😂😂😂

[@JedForge]

There was the time I sneezed during a work discussion … at my age, sneezing is quite dangerous!

[@V3nom7]

Since when being mature is opposed to laugh about funny and innoncent situations ?

[@Nico-vt5zf]

that moment when i realize i'm a 23 year old adult and not a kid anymore.

[@EdsterIII]

Well some act like nothing happened...aka Regis. Some get angry at the farter. Some find it revolting and again get mad. But MOST just laugh. Or should just laugh. It is a natural function. As they say.. "SHIT HAPPENS!!". Sometimes literally.

[@unclemitchell420]

HAHAHAHA

[@shahirahizzati6903]

Im getting second hand embarrassment from watching this

[@thentherewere7]

s a m e

[@mg-lm6tg]

Exactly. The main reason I try to watch as little of these videos as possible.

[@akshaynanthur]

😂 you're honest

[@davemiller1769]

How can your heart not go out to the last lady at #1 ?

[@daviddulom8258]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AliceInPantera]

The fact that I’m watching Whoopi Goldberg farting on KZbin at 4 am means I should probably call it a night...

[@rawsteel6443]

AliceInPantera amateur, I am watching this at 5 am

[@aaronmerkel5216]

Whoopie tried to blame the chair, LOL

[@chrisrobson8540]

more a youtube brown hole than a black one🤣🤣🤣💨

[@quincyalexander3922]

Bruh 😭😆

[@maspunchnath7487]

Whoopie Cushion Goldberg

[@johnprendergast1338]

At a party in college a guy lit a huge fart that illuminated the whole room . Everyone was horrified for 10 seconds...And then it was funniest thing in the world ...A magical ,memorable evening was had by all ...

[@Owlbatrosss]

I woke up this morning with a purpose. How on earth did I end up here?

[@TT-yn4sw]

LMAO Dead

[@teesagirl]

The One Who Knocks lol

[@zuby985]

6:02 should I wear my white pants today? Sure!...What could go wrong?

[@trueblueimpersonations8949]

I was on a train in India, and myself, two New Zealand girls and an Israeli girl had swapped our polite introductions to each other. We were facing on to a elderly Indian lady who sat cross legged with her sari over her head. She looked so elegant and beautiful. Her adult teenage grandsons were with her, seeing her off. She rocked up high on one cheek of her backside and let out the most tremendous fart that I have ever heard to this day. We sat in a stunned silence for a second, one of the girls snickered and that was it!, we fell about that train carriage and laughed for hours on into the night and next day. She will never know how much she made our day and still has me laughing 26 years on ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@adelerodriguez2432]

@@trueblueimpersonations8949 I would've died laughing.

[@trueblueimpersonations8949]

@@adelerodriguez2432 hahahaha I wish you’d been there, we could have died laughing together, what a way to go!!! ❤️

[@mileslong3904]

You were in India and associating with an Israeli. No sympathy from me.

[@trueblueimpersonations8949]

@@mileslong3904 I think you might have missed the point.

[@mileslong3904]

@@trueblueimpersonations8949 No, I'm right as always.

[@juliet_ishome7908]

3:49 Girl: Okay so now let's- Other girl: *Farts loudly*

[@itz_candy487]

Okay so now let's Fart loudly!

[@danielwestfall9578]

Proof that farts are funny in any language.

[@alexr2790]

I was in college. First semester Freshman year. Class of 200. 9 a.m. During a quiet moment, chick cough, then farted loudly. I’ve never heard a group of young adults laugh like that in my life. Even better, my buddy was drunk in class. On a Monday. At 9:00 a.m. About 5 minutes after it happened, notices me behind him in class. Looks back and drunkenly “whispers”, “Dude, did you hear that chick fart?” Whole class heard him. Which caused another laughing fit. Best day of class ever.

[@tonyharris3306]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nathanwoodruff9422]

In the late 1970's, I used to go to the grocery store with my dad. My dad used to have this game where he would walk down an empty isle and let out a fart so loud that the entire store occupants could hear it. The both of us would run to the end of the isle as it smelled so bad, like someone just opened up a box of something that had died 6 months ago. We would then see how many isles we could go over and still smell it. I think 3 isles was the record. I can only imagine the faces of people that walked into that stench.

[@chloeworrie7260]

Guy farts: excuse me Newsround :did you just fart Man: I had a big curry last night 😂

[@theRandy712]

That was a "fart machine" sound, he was trying to be funny.

[@rickyrickalvous2982]

@@theRandy712 Who's he

[@leeroy5190]

Thanks for the subtitles

[@pgancedo9299]

That shart at the end was definitely life changing…..and underwear destroying. Not sure how one recovers from that sort of trauma 😂

[@dan74275]

pretty sure it was fake along with the first one

[@McFlurry-OREO1]

Wouldn't wanna sniff those drawz

[@MrFister84]

@@McFlurry-OREO1 That's not what your mum said.

[@randyhilgeman2648]

I would have walked backwards

[@kstanni87]

I have but never had any long farts. But that shart at the end was like a pig trying to get out.

[@iwasneverhere.8676]

The lady in the chair was trying to hide it so bad 😂😂😭😭

[@hanan-yy7vb]

Emma White there was so many ladies in chairs. Which one?

[@jadebird1998]

i think it was the coffee mug

[@arthurmiranda3804]

Emma White her face shows it too, the “I’m in danger” face

[@peanutbutterisfu]

3:21 He was an amazing comedic actor he had his own style I loved the dry humor he did no one has ever done it like him.

[@MLGesus206]

My family was good friends with Mr Neilson before his passing. That was actually a fart sound machine he kept in his pocket.

[@hanan-yy7vb]

Greg Amato suuuuuuure

[@Hollyloveslife92]

So close to him that you spelt his name wrong 👊

[@kingofthemc]

“There is a little wind, that comes from the heart; ignorant people call it a fart.”

[@jacobpeters5458]

I believe Shakespeare said it best: A little wind, a little breeze Tis no shame, tis like a sneeze From the tree, just like a leaf Except the time when it's a queef

[@-Alura-]

What ? I don't get wgat Shakespeare has to do with this

[@BigZ52]

@@jacobpeters5458 lmao

[@jamessim1858]

Or A fart is something you cannot control it starts in the heart and explodes in the hole.

[@eksksksksk]

Thank you fartmaster

[@jayceeo673]

We can disagree on many things, but we can all agree farts will always be funny. 😂

[@j-mlmb4249]

Joe Caban 💯 😂😂

[@trevorjohnson5213]

Joe Caban FARTS=WORLD PEACE

[@DirtyFrankDahmer]

If my wife ever farts, it’s divorce time.

[@Rachael121]

@@DirtyFrankDahmer Oh god there's always one 🙄🙄

[@321scully]

@@DirtyFrankDahmer ..but she has to put up with you - I hope you never marry.

[@kimberlyburnette3705]

My husband and I were at McDonald's several years ago and we were sitting in the hard plastic booth. My husband moved to get up and farted and I thought Machine Gun Kelly was in McDonald's 😂😂😂😂😂

[@legendary.super.shannon9699]

At 4:10 that was technically a queef, but i'll allow it 👌

[@dukeofdeath276]

Michael Sims i was so about to say the same thing. totally a queef

[@veggiesarefruits]

100%. When you're in that position, as a woman, you've gotta set aside at least 50% of your mental energy to making sure no air gets in there. Whenever I'm doing yoga, this is my number 1 focus when doing positions like that.

[@Blue-yn9qx]

Queff without doubt. The lips are flapping.

[@jamesjameson4106]

Yeh....most deff

[@kennethferagen1934]

rof

[@MOFH89]

The last one is Career suicide

[@randyjordan5521]

She may never wear white pants again.

[@pettson3816]

That one has to be fake. Right?

[@naylaf4246]

I felt so bad for her 🥺

[@mrlovely9365]

the last one also wet fart

[@ArtsyAries23]

I know right. I do feel bad for her cuz man.

[@ThunderFist1978]

Watching this, I’m reminded of the time a kid kept cutting in front me in line at an amusement park. During one step to get my place back, I not only broke wind, I broke the kid of his line jumping habit.

[@TheTrueMariWho]

Farted in his face? 🤣💨🙊

[@JokesOnWokes]

You pretty much “cut” right in front of him.

[@Rick-if5zb]

If God hadn't meant for us to laugh at farts then He wouldn't have made them sound so funny. Yes my friends Our Supreme Father has a sense of humor!!

[@IIIrandomIII]

I feel bad for the last woman.

[@glamdolly30]

Why - it's fake!

[@HyperRefined]

Fake

[@abirjas1192]

Ikr 😰😔

[@BrettonFerguson]

I might feel bad for her if I ever stop laughing. She had to wear white pants that day too. Very unfortunate.

[@g.a.6978]

That wasn't real. It was faked.

[@johnvessenmeyer512]

I'm silent but violent.

[@king93madridien]

That's my man 😂😂😂😂😂

[@shanaiysha4883]

Me to

[@_oofer.gang_8104]

Smelly but deadly

[@_oofer.gang_8104]

Joe M 😂

[@johnnyboy3258]

Sometimes quiet is violent (emo reference lol)