RICKY GERVAIS is DEADLY SIRIUS

[@jbtownsend9535]

Loved the conversation. Well done!

[@kitbush4670]

I've been listening to the old Xfm series and hearing Ricky tell his Go Kart story again 17 years apart from when he told it on his Xfm radio show in 2001 is so surreal to me considering I was 2 years old back then.

[@mrgrimsdale6733]

Kit Bush mind..blown.

[@danielcarr1297]

Where's Diane Morgan?☹️

[@316CactusJack]

You mean wheres Karl pilkington

[@ba3655]

we're married now so she shan't be going outside again

[@BlueCrayon77]

She's probably refining her ideas for methods of killing Hitler so she's ready next time the time-travel conversation comes up!

[@catatonicable]

Its a Rum doo...

[@readventurekids]

Great episode, guys!

[@erniehudson1]

The red go-kart like in Schindler's List just killed me!

[@olliesweeney5828]

55:25 That's fucking ice cold!

[@OEHOEH100]

great love u tnx 😙

[@janslovi]

Can you somehow make it so that we can hear the songs as well?

[@Luisaan145]

Yes, please subscribe to Sirius.

[@ThatCreepypastaGuy]

have you ever seen an old person eating a twix?

[@cameronirvine323]

Or a homeless chinese fella?

[@flumpftelly6719]

they often eat a maaaaaaaaaars bar bar bar ...though

[@storyiseverything2219]

Never. It's the chewy caramel.

[@sirmoanalot3779]

“It’s your wheelbarrow”

[@experiment54]

I used to jump off things aswell. I did the stairs thing and when First Blood came out I decided to jump off a school roof into a fur tree. I got quite adept at it. Flying through the air and hitting the branch just right and climbing down. One evening I decided to show off to some mates. I ran and jumped, arms outstretched, as I started to realise I was going forward for longer than usual my face and body came to a halt as I smashed into the tree trunk. I then as you would expect slid down the tree with arms and legs not wrapped round the trunk. That hurt. I didnt look cool. I squashed my face hard and I never did it in the dark again.

[@mrgrimsdale6733]

experiment54 Guess you had to be there.

[@experiment54]

mr grimsdale Oh Mr Grimsdale. I admit I could have wrote it a bit better. More descriptive. Taken more time. But I didnt.

[@houddinihouddini8011]

Where's Karl and Steve?

[@OEHOEH100]

Houddini Houddini 3/4 platform waiting 4 train2 Hogwarts

[@tez4792]

No Diane this week? Maybe she’s gone to Hastings or Lanzarote...

[@Ray_D_Tutto]

Lanzagrotty.

[@Flighn]

Had a drink in a bar, everyone sat and watched one of the local cats lick its bollocks.

[@shaggymattrocks]

i dont even know if i had a family back then....

[@quansahj]

It would be nice if you could get some new and interesting people on this now and then. David attenborough, Elon musk for example. You're Ricky Gervais, I'm sure you have some pretty big contacts.

[@quansahj]

rxp56 it would still beat the repetitive guests though, but yeah I can see were youre coming from with Ricky thinking he knows best with the animals and all that

[@Mr-zx8fu]

Diane Morgan and James Acaster are the only guests who make this work. For my own tastes anyway.

[@MrDoubleGum]

nice

[@316CactusJack]

I ate a big blob of wasabi, i thought it was one mushy pea

[@OfficialFingazMC]

BANG BANG!

[@jordanreynolds1498]

True story

[@chrisplatt1986]

Always listen to your stuff.

[@TheUnderscope]

These days he seems more concerned with explaining why people should be laughing at his jokes than actually telling the jokes themselves.

[@WOOOPdoctorFROGhere]

he's very meta

[@jacobcoxon2023]

You can always listen to something else if you don't like it

[@FoodforThought12345678dsds]

Bring back Karl!!

[@marcuscross8051]

There are plenty of old recordings with Karl in

[@FoodforThought12345678dsds]

Marcus Cross - We need new content with Karl and Ricky!

[@arthropoda_iconicus]

There's a good ten minutes in this where they're are just listing U.S. cities.

[@Dogeman92]

Does Rick handle his own KZbin?

[@experiment54]

and his own prostate exam

[@rabbitss11]

too many "where's Karl?" posts, clearly thing's have moved on now

[@mrgrimsdale6733]

rabbitss11 where's Karl though?

[@SonOfExcess]

That comment means your a moron. The reason people keep saying where's Karl is twofold. First, this show is total shit compared to the Xfm shows and Podcasts of old. People want to see the quality improve with the trio reuniting. Second, Karl is hilarious. Enough said. The fact that you dont get care about either of those shows your A stupid and B extremely far up Ricky's arse, even when he is doing the wrong thing, as he is here.

[@rabbitss11]

be careful when calling out someone for being a moron when you don't even have a basic grasp of grammar, correctly that would be "you're" a moron but actually I don't think I am

[@SonOfExcess]

You know a persons argument is desperate when they have to resort to grammar insults. You have proved my point better than I ever could. Cheers for that.

[@rabbitss11]

it's not an argument you twit, how is the repetition of "where's Karl" anything other than an opinion so not just the grammar then, is it - you really don't HAVE to respond.

[@itsnotmeitsyou2]

"This happened,years ago..."

[@316CactusJack]

alien gives a man a beard

[@Mulde]

Cactus Jack Teenager gets stuck in washing machine.

[@TheBlimpFruit]

Cow hit by train lands on farmer's wife

[@316CactusJack]

Hairy Chinese kid

[@experiment54]

Dating 101 "Are you a feminist, Social Justice Warrior, Leftist Antifa, are you paying the bill?" If that gets her anger circuits fired up you now have the chance to calm her down. If you cant calm her then what hope is there for a relationship. Turn to call the waiter "check please" Turn to her "Wanna angry fuck?"

[@obitouchiha6980]

I have a medical question. Am I right in thinking the problem goes down the problem hole and into the problem gene with too many or few problems causing the problem ball to shrink or grow.

[@morningcoffeecat2271]

How big is your Worry Hole though?

[@mymusicandstuff4622]

Must be time for James Acaster next week. Funny bloke.

[@hadvarr8578]

1:01:46 I remember you telling this story on xfm lol

[@pen12345]

Nothing from these new podcasts come close to any monkeybusiness

[@shauneclarkson8079]

I'll be laughing

[@Glozboy22]

My wife hears a buzzing noise around our house. It drives her mental but I can't hear it at all. So odd.

[@316CactusJack]

when you getting on that yogurt you can have a chat with ?

[@tomkmb4120]

more baddiel!!!

[@andrewward4983]

like fuck. the bloke is really irritating, he only talks about the fact he's Jewish. like we didn't know

[@OfficialFingazMC]

Wonder if he knows this will of come out after the special and if he mentions it. Out of curiosity what did people think of Humanity?

[@OfficialFingazMC]

Personally I scored it 8/10 on IMDB where as I scored Science 4/10. So a big improvement over that show. I know he's been going on about him truly feeling like he's a good stand up now, but I think Politics (His best IMO) and Fame are on par with Humanity.

[@charlotteb5802]

I saw him live, I was laughing out loud at most of it. So it was a brill show for me. I know he says he feels like a proper stand up now but I loved animals and politics, I think his presence and routines just flowed so easily, nothing has changed with humanity. Loved when he talked about his love for dogs too. 💕

[@OfficialFingazMC]

Charlotte B One negative was a lot of the twitter stuff and some of the stories (the last one in particular; under the policemans helmet) have been told on this show or in interviews and things, which was a shame. But the new material was top notch!

[@charlotteb5802]

Fingaz Mc Yeah I do agree, he did go on alot about Twitter. I wish he kind of got away from the Twitter stories they just highlight trolls who enjoy the attention.

[@jacobcoxon2023]

Fingaz Mc. loved it I saw him at the bic. Legend

[@Dogeman92]

Who can forget xfm 😂

[@thegreatpineapple1]

U should of made a series 3 derek😢

[@LughSummerson]

Where's Warwick Davis?

[@marcuscross8051]

In a galaxy, far, far away, according to his Twitter profile

[@chrismoran8242]

Where's Karl Pilkington ?

[@316CactusJack]

Wheres Karl ?

[@FIFA09King]

Cactus Jack same place he was the last 18.

[@marcuscross8051]

Sat in the garden letting saliva drop from his open mouth

[@sturgeburger]

Diane please cxxxx

[@k5k11k23]

John$ got a mou$ta$h

[@C_Xx7xX]

And Jimmy's not got a hat

[@LusciousTwinkle]

Ricky you have to know that the Indian caste system is way worse than the British class system ever was

[@dannad123]

What you having a go at me for? you're the one who's sad and lonely!

[@chrisplatt1986]

Fair play

[@_Super_Hans_]

Get some interesting guests man for Christ sake, Noel Gallagher was the most interesting one so far...I don't even like David Baddiel yet he was still more interesting than the shit you're getting on ATM.

[@mrgrimsdale6733]

Super Hans Thanks for that intelligent and informed response.

[@nobrakesukspeedway]

I can’t take anyone with a self made verification tick seriously 😂

[@k5k11k23]

Hippa Potter Newz

[@FIFA09King]

The old go kart story again

[@djemu88]

Benny thumped one

[@FoodforThought12345678dsds]

Bring back Karl!!!!

[@WOOOPdoctorFROGhere]

Why does ricky think the punchline to the go kart story is funny? He's told it on radio, chat shows, stand up. It's not funny. The story leading up to it is ok but he seems to think the ending is hilarious