RICKY GERVAIS IS DEADLY SIRIUS

Episode 58 - Ricky chats with Sean McLoughlin and Diane Morgan
The 58th episode of Ricky's radio show on Sirius XM.
Ricky Gervais is Deadly Sirius: Ricky with comedian chums and eminent guests discussing the big issues. Entertaining, thought-provoking, and often taboo-crunching chat about ethics, science and art; interspersed with utter bollocks and the greatest songs of all time.

[@perrybryan]

'Whereeeee do you live" cracked me up

[@jgloukas]

I came here for low quality content; i haven't been disappointed

[@post1305]

Yiannis Loukas I came here for comments about low quality content. I haven’t been disappointed either.

[@ellydavis2066]

I've grown to really like Dianne over the years. Love how droll she is. Hope that series of hers comes back on the telly,where she plays a mum.

[@murrayhoggarth]

Diane actually said word for word what Karl said. 'I'm into stuff' please get them both on, it would be the best podcast ever!

[@benjaminstreet974]

Nobody is going to be listening to this in 15 years like the XFM shows. That was comedy gold. Anecdotes, piss takes, spoof adverts, it was all brilliant.

[@Luisaan145]

Good to hear his desert island disc appearance for the 59th time.

[@catric]

this is the best show ever. everyone should listen to it!

[@jackcurley7874]

One of the funniest shows in a while 👏

[@sintesi2]

Best episode yet.

[@phez.9062]

Right. Karl and Steve needs to be on a Pod. Maybe just 90 min return episode. I'd pay.

[@davec8473]

The XFM show and podcast were the best content ever and I still listen to them to this day. But I don't see the point in constantly comparing them this show to them and complaining?

[@monkeynews729]

Dave C quite right. Different shows for different needs

[@tomwalsh7367]

This was brilliant

[@JP-xe7lg]

Deffo best pod cast in the world 😂😂😂...genuinely!

[@mikefry4567]

Lol look at all the comments, this it arguably the worst one of THIS podcast, let alone the entire genre!

[@JP-xe7lg]

@@mikefry4567 😂😂😂😂😂love it!

[@savagetop10s63]

This episode was top quality loved it.

[@hansiesma16]

which bit was your highlight?

[@savagetop10s63]

It's always good when they have these guys on lol The show is funniest when they're talking absolute shit about random things.

[@jamesroyle6888]

I much prefer it now he's dropping the pontificating. It's more like the old xfm stuff than the podcasts were.

[@sarahbailey4902]

You should make this a video as well. I love the face Ricky makes when he laughs 😂

[@Phoil1]

Honestly, this is why we listen to this. Right? I listen to this to be entertained. I think this is great.

[@themilkguzzler2467]

13:20 This part had me dying. My tea went everywhere!

[@hansiesma16]

TheMilkGuzzler What did you find so funny about it? I've replayed that bit three times and I'm clearly missing it.

[@themilkguzzler2467]

@@hansiesma16 Personally, I found it funny. If you didn't then that's fine. We are allowed to have different opinions, you know?

[@Zlatan32289]

Diane gave the exact same answer about Elvis as did Karl pilkington

[@stewiegiligan]

There has to be shit involved...make it happen... uhuhu

[@Zlatan32289]

stewiegiligan hahaha

[@AholeAtheist]

She's doing a great Karl impression. Or is that just her?

[@michellelavelleOT343]

The "A" Team 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dancingfrogsxb1276]

As soon as they said what did Neil Armstrong do for those missing minutes I knew someone would say had a wank lmao

[@ToyRifle]

Hey, I had no idea that Mr. Gervais had a youtube channel and a ... the best radio show .. on the internets.

[@Steezy93]

Who are these Karl Pilkington and Steve merchant Imposters

[@TheStu9000]

its ya mam and dad

[@snesleywipessqueegeeservices]

the best ever....absolutely priceless! DM tha best!

[@tomwalsh7367]

I'm sorry..Is Diane Morgan playing a character? Is she? Because I'm starting to believe it's little Karl Dilkington in a wig

[@pen12345]

70% character

[@hedgehog1965uk]

"I like weird stuff".

[@tomwalsh7367]

@@hedgehog1965uk such a Karl thing to say, that's the exact moment i decided to comment this haha

[@AholeAtheist]

This is what I'm saying.

[@martinsndergaard2229]

I love this. When Karl first became popular everyone was questioning whether or not he was playing a character, and now people are doing the same to Diane! Brilliant.

[@Teamcashola]

4:30 mins in and I thought there was going to be a mention of baguettes down trousers and ' Johns got a mustache '

[@emilybillington1102]

Is this available on Spotify, if it’s not it definitely should be!

[@jimmythemadostrich8947]

Spotify were offered it..even they said no thanks, we want nowt to do with this turkey!

[@pheonixd2]

Waiting for the one with Bill burr and Robert kelly

[@kingzor100]

Yeah me too im starting to think bill burr was lying

[@Super_tramp142]

Bill Burr can’t stand Ricky

[@Buffinator1988]

@@Super_tramp142 actually they are friendly. I saw Bill Burr at the Royal Albert Hall earlier this year and according to Instagram they went to dinner together afterwards...

[@Super_tramp142]

Ben he’s definitely changed his tune then. I remember hearing Billy talk about Ricky back in the O&A days and he really didn’t like him

[@ClaversOdhiamboArt]

@@Buffinator1988 according to whose Instagram?...

[@YalnekH]

From spring 2020, England will be implementing the opt-out scheme for organ donation

[@margaretjohnston8768]

Hilarious and yes there's something with me 😂😂😂😂❤️

[@camerongouws9953]

Best show ever as good as the xfm days! Hahaha

[@obviouslyohno]

This is the best radio show ever. Original as f*

[@CDStoner]

Xfm???? Jesus

[@catric]

I will listen to this till the day i get in prison

[@snapdragon86]

12:35 - most played! "Where do you liiiiiive"?

[@megaskyburst]

This has truly now hit rock bottom

[@sirbarnabyst.johntoffingto9017]

I believe 't'was none other than John McEnroe who said "It's the pits of the Earth man!" . .. or something. 🎩

[@alexmcc4576]

Fuck off and don't listen then you moron

[@post1305]

If he hadn’t have listened, he wouldn’t have written the comment about it hitting rock bottom. Consequently, you would not have then written your comment telling him to not listen. So, he wouldn’t have known not to listen and therefore would then have listened and then written his comment about it hitting rock bottom. This conversation had to happen. There was no choice. Fate came in to play here. None of you are responsible for anything that happened here, so you can all sleep well in your beds. Goodnight.

[@post1305]

AJ Cna - You still can. Fill yer boots.

[@charlotteb5802]

22.30 who could save the show? MR STEPHEN MITCHELL and MR KARL DILKINGTON

[@PetroicaRodinogaster264]

Charlotte B are you being serious or not...it is Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington.

[@charlotteb5802]

@@PetroicaRodinogaster264 they're references from the xfm show, I know their actual names! Lol

[@Romka2k]

@@charlotteb5802 Karl P Dilkington

[@jasmincairns6163]

Can you guys talk about your favourite historical events or scientific discoveries? That'd be interesting. If you don't have one finding one would be at least educational.

[@SantaDeerhound]

In our school it went: Hitler has only got one ball The other, is in the Albert Hall, His Mother, the dirty scrubber Ate it when he was small. I do not claim ownership of this version.

[@monkeynews729]

Has anyone made the jingles yet?

[@hedgehog1965uk]

I want Robin Ince and David Baddiel again.......and Shappi Khorsandi, cos I love her.

[@Simboes]

The ending is basically what you do at the end of a party where you are all drunk and bored, and all the cool people have passed out or gone home. "hey siri...."

[@PlumbobMillionaire]

I know Ricky always says the latest show was the worst one but THIS one really was shoddy. I'll be tuning in next time for sure.

[@dickweeeeeeeeeed]

6:30...lmao rick that was funny haaa haaaa

[@Minimikeish]

Diane is fucking hilarious - loved this shambles of a show

[@AholeAtheist]

Dianne Morgan is like the female Karl Pilkington.

[@steerj07]

wheeeere do you liiivveeeeeeeeeeee

[@Super_tramp142]

I listen to Ricky purely for the drivel and he never disappoints.

[@alexmasciopinto1559]

Karl pilkington is the person who could save this podcast

[@douchebag2019]

AJ is wank

[@AholeAtheist]

Dianne is doing her best Karl impression, but it's just not quite the same.

[@boedhaspeaks]

Watched this for a minute and i agree. Dont know why or what but thats not important.

[@Bill-zp2mt]

Where is the Bill burr episode ?

[@shenmeowzo]

When he said 'hey Google it made my phone do weird things. I didnt even think I had any voice recognition software switched on! Dodgy.

[@emerobroin2577]

The fool speaks again. I like Diane Morgan, or her character in Afterlife cause I like crystals too. I have loads of them.

[@zafmo9829]

Plz Ricky. Just do a podcast where it's just you. Like bill burr does.

[@hedgehog1965uk]

Although Bill Burr's wife often interrupts when she doesn't like what he's saying. I wish she would just mind her own business, cos it's HIS podcast. I assume it's still like that, cos I haven't listened for a while for that reason.

[@the.toasteration]

@@hedgehog1965uk meh, I like her involvement... Changes up the vibe a little

[@1HoV]

​@@the.toasteration​ yeah their interactions are really funny and often sweet even after disagreement.

[@TheStaggaz32]

@@hedgehog1965uk That's why I stopped listening. I can't stand her.

[@LusciousTwinkle]

Once my sister told me that if I put a blue crayon up my arse I would turn into a blue fairy. I did...but I didnt.

[@Zlatan32289]

48 mins of absolute....... see ya later!

[@nickygammon6056]

Diane is the new Karl - the next best thing...

[@uncleterry1703]

He didn't marry a horse, he made it a senator

[@MarkSiosal]

44:19 Mick Jagger pissed.... play at 0.5x or 0.25x playback speed. Sounds like they're all pissed as farts. Try it lol.

[@johnmannymoo8626]

Oh Ricky, you're so close to being smart.

[@mikefry4567]

...just a little to close-minded and certain in himself, init.

[@jayyvonkush1941]

I missed the first awe, Why dont you just read or listen to comment videos that ask questions

[@xxnonstopdancingxx]

That was fucking terrible. What is worse is that I forgot I’d already listened to it. Now heard it twice

[@povenmire207]

29:21

[@haberdasheryandspam]

Try saying Chorley Burnley several times without a sore jaw

[@josephiliff2277]

Last weeks was probably one of the better episodes. The worst ones are the boring ones where you keep banging on about PC gone mad on twitter.

[@goldroad6896]

This one was shiiit👏👏👍

[@dinamho]

"People who don't believe in the moonlanding also believe the earth is flat" ......that's really stupid Ricky .

[@ShiYuMeng2]

Its called a logical fallacy.

[@snowflakemelter1172]

Both massive fucktards.

[@tedcrilly46]

'ey google.... 'ow many adulfs is there int world'

[@TheTrueKailash]

Just when I'm about to unsubscribe i get a giggle from this show🤔😗

[@emmaillingworth148]

organ donations are an opt out system now

[@Leftyotism]

Hawwouh!

[@reinforcedpenisstem]

I craved drivel after this episode

[@forgive7449]

this is what happens when you put no effort in

[@darksun4523]

Moon landing skeptics are not the same breed as flat-earthers

[@MrMortenMH]

Yeah, this was awful, really enjoy all the other ones, so looking forward to the next one, can only get better 🙈😁🤷‍♂️

[@colaboytje]

Big fan of Ricky. Best comedian on Earth according to me. But fuck me, I'm not going to see one of his shows. The prices are ridiculous. He asks what he wants, no problem with that. But he shouldn't be surprised if he will only perform for rich people.

[@MrDoubleGum]

there must be something wrong with me

[@MrDoubleGum]

because I don't want fucking guitar lessons!

[@DELT120]

Stop dancing around it Ricky... you know Karl and Steve would save this show

[@jordane1350]

BLEURGH

[@uncleterry1703]

Perhaps Rickys ego is to big to air the Bill Burr one.

[@youhustlinmeboy4989]

What Bill Burr one?

[@uncleterry1703]

@@youhustlinmeboy4989 Bill said he did gervais podcast and i think i saw Ricky write that it was comming in a few weeks, like a week ago...

[@jimmythemadostrich8947]

Ricky seriously needs to get into psychedelics. This is such boring shit!

[@Joemcdon-ry7kl]

She is like a female kieel pielcknten

[@cunningflop]

if moths had eyes, would they be happier?

[@forgive7449]

what if deer had no eyes ? no idea

[@PlumbobMillionaire]

how do they know they're not dead?

[@cunningflop]

@@PlumbobMillionaire caveman hunting for food

[@NickButton]

A bit less content than usual.

[@Elephantstonica]

The traipse all over history episode. Oh, and you can currently marry your horse, cat, snake, etc., in many countries. Bestiality being lawful or only a misdemeanour in much of the US, Canada and elsewhere.

[@coreybarker9012]

Ricky still copying jokes what Karl said about rib cage and bollocks oooof

[@pen12345]

Most of the stuff he says are from the xfm days

[@serbronnofhighgarden3815]

That was rickys joke. Its still recycled shit, but its rickys recycled shit.

[@coreybarker9012]

I like the podcast don’t get me wrong, just weirdly too similar to xfm. Ricky even slipped up and said xfm at one point hahaha

[@jasmincairns6163]

Do we need to say called Adolf "in the world"? Like the ones off the world are the ones that have figured out how to shit in space.

[@stefan2005stefan]

Earth isnt spinning ,dont be shilly

[@erniehudson1]

this show was really getting very very slow

[@johndecicco]

RICKY, good on you for trying, but these co-hosts are duds. You're kind pointing out the difference between a circle and a sphere, but Sean and Diane need to get out more.

[@LucaEnzo]

This is desperate stuff

[@summerboyfun]

Ricky is risking destroying his legacy if he keeps this up

[@shutdown8060]

Where's Karl pilkington get him back

[@paulthorpe766]

Total Todd'fest !

[@seannb7861]

Ricky, does it bother you that almost twenty years since XFM with Stephen and Karl, you're still spouting the same "interesting facts" and playing the exact same songs?

[@martinsndergaard2229]

Sean NB why should it, he’s still making more money than this whole comment section combind

[@sirbarnabyst.johntoffingto9017]

Martin Jakobsen ...money! Seriously is that what it's about? Personally one rather wishes that Ricky had the kind of integrity his character Andy Millman in EXTRAS had, not doing something just for more damn money! Who was it said "your honour, dignity, and integrity are not values that should have a price" ? t'was Tom Waits I think.

[@martinsndergaard2229]

@@sirbarnabyst.johntoffingto9017 it's about money yea

[@sirbarnabyst.johntoffingto9017]

@Martin Jakobsen ...Alas with most of these type of celebrities these days - you are correct in your estimated assumptions that it seems to be all about filthy lucre! Satan's running the show, and while God's away on business what more could we expect ? 🎩

[@martinsndergaard2229]

@@sirbarnabyst.johntoffingto9017 humans are the same as always

[@SJHD]

I actually thought this was fucking hilarious

[@TheParasDude]

No

[@barryoffeastenders]

Why does Ricky never get any interesting guests on? He's had Dawkins on, but apart from that it's been a bit lame

[@barryoffeastenders]

@Slim Jimmy that would be cool

[@tomwalsh7367]

Why would you want anyone on other than Diane Morgan, shes is basically Karl Pilkington 😂

[@DarkSali]

Has there anyone famous or interesting been on except Noel Gallagher? I don't listen to them because the guests are tbh quite boring.

[@barryoffeastenders]

@@tomwalsh7367 I do find her v funny but I wouldn't rush to listen to the podcast

[@barryoffeastenders]

Who even is Tom mcloughlin?

[@mannyogu8124]

One of the worst shows ever! And I have never laughed so hard.

[@TheCheweeRevolutions]

Anyone else get a bit bored at the constant jokes about how bad the show is? Every episode...

[@rainhardkerrman8366]

How would you like if your town was moved in by 1000 migrant muslimis?

[@wm111100]

If you stop yourself from talking about the show, during the show, maybe it'll be a better show?