RICKY GERVAIS IS DEADLY SIRIUS

[@eggbertmelvin]

It was about a wife that didn't exist, a fire that didn't happen, and a cat that didn't look happy.

[@wallstock]

Cats can sense spirits

[@jojoproof]

@@wallstock what, you mean all the blokes were ghosts?!

[@wallstock]

Jojo's Books .....ye

[@kevinquatman4068]

yeah?? they why did the cat look at em funny?

[@monkeynews729]

It was a baby that had the power

[@Mike-ol7gt]

Diane is fantastic as a regular guest, so intelligent in a common way, super funny and unassuming, she is like an instruction pamphlet made simple for everything needed, that’s a skill, and you can tell she is a lovely person too, I’m not one to fan about anyone....but this lady could make me change that, plus the fact she’s so damn cute too.

[@noka79]

As above

[@Jeremyramone]

Agreed , she's extremely talented. Cheers from san Diego

[@AgendaInMind]

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

[@ASMRStud]

Get Karl on Get Steve on

[@music10095]

ASMRYouReady I miss the dream team

[@sownheard]

Remove Sean Remove Diane

[@MeChoonChannel]

I'm pretty sure he doesn't talk to either of them anymore.

[@cowboyjoefrommexico-elsete3434]

ASMRYouReady Stephen and Karl have far too much dignity to appear on shit like this!

[@kevinquatman4068]

let's get a petition going

[@Electricdreams21]

Saw Sean when he opened for Bill Burr at the royal Albert hall. He brought the house down. Hilarious stand up!

[@AgendaInMind]

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

[@weisheit9731]

“That me name was Brett”

[@joewright9879]

1:15:43 Mr. Gervais asks Ms. Morgan how she would choose to die. She replied simply, “Gas.” For a short moment, Ricky first thought Diane meant a buildup of gas internally.

[@miker.9138]

24:30 The delivery of this little bit sounds Pilkongtonesque, only instead of ending with "tapeworm comes out" it would've ended with something like "his head fell off".

[@SamsMotors]

She is basically the female version of Karl

[@kskskdjdjdjfjfjf8939]

Ricky Gervais has a good sense of humor

[@pillettadoinswartsh4974]

Yeah, I don't trust comedians who don't laugh a lot.

[@themaster408]

I've now only heard the pilot and this episode. I'm loving it, I don't care if it's not really about anything. A couple of my favorite podcasts (giantbomb and beastcast) best parts are when they're just bickering and chatting. This made me LOL a few times.

[@itsnotmeitsyou2]

The tapeworm bit was top notch 👌

[@givesy123]

Diane Pilkington?

[@iMertin90]

listening to this and 27minsin clicked for that this one is like sean is steve and diane is karl

[@noka79]

Yep, more Diane/Karl tho

[@NayrGamingHD]

Imagine an episode with Steve and Karl as the guests I would die

[@hadvarr8578]

This comment section is toxic af just if you don't like it leave I for one quite like these podcasts they are nice to listen too at the end of the day to cool down. Can everyone just shut up. Their is THOUSANDS of karl and Steve interviews and podcasts and radio shows that none of you have probably watched yet. If you dont like this just go and watch one of those. Jesus man.

[@debrag8372]

Peace, quite, and not being bothered is my perfect world.

[@thepeacetimebookclub3029]

I like Deadly Sirius. Ricky doesn't owe any of us a particular style of show though. Remember that

[@CORNISHDUDE]

Daddy never gonna stop robbing from telephone box

[@pilesofpoodles4954]

God bless Ricky Gervais

[@jonnybabich9667]

Why the heck do all the rest of the deadly serious shows say not available? Very bummed

[@-JonnyBoy-]

So many good laughs in this. I listened to it while i was working "nice to be self employed"

[@noka79]

I use these while working also, i enjoy the joe rogan podcasts to, passes 12 hours doing a repetitive job

[@-JonnyBoy-]

Yes i listen to joe also lol.

[@sownheard]

I'm here hoping that one day Karl and Steve will return

[@SRNF]

Return? This isn't even the same show mate. The show you are talking about was produced by Karl.

[@youtumor360]

where the fook is Dilkington and the 4 eyed freak ?

[@noka79]

Diane we love you

[@nh6central]

John Banks Oh yes, we do!

[@sidarthur8706]

great, diane morgan

[@garywhite4411]

Great episode.

[@SA-kt3wt]

Love Diane!

[@timgodfrey4461]

Bob Mortimer & David Mitchell as guests (on the same show).... please!

[@Deanobakedbeano]

Great shout

[@TheBuddhaFinger]

Hell yaeah

[@noka79]

Imagine the banter

[@steerj07]

Every time I'm asked what my superpower of choice would be, I say Bernard's watch. Not really a superpower, but it's the ultimate for me.

[@fannymunchkin2638]

If Diane Morgan is around, i'm happy.

[@SteveBuccellato]

"You were eating dust?" Lol.

[@icedanilzation]

This is better than last year, shit talk is best talk! Liking Diane Morgan, she's growing on me, keep her. LAMP!

[@UcheOnonye]

This is what happens when Ricky takes Dr. Fox's feedback seriously

[@post1305]

Uche Ononye Froggy

[@benbob9167]

Using old ladies as a stab vest... bringing back xfm vibes...

[@experiment54]

Moto - One I like but often forget to remind myself of is "Everyone you meet is an idiot until they prove otherwise" You can never be disappointed or get angry with this approach. Theres some more to it if pushed at parties etc that can strike up conversation or end conversations haha

[@icantsleep8660]

I think I'm in love with diane/philomena ❤

[@noka79]

Nil demand Christ de berg Detrout spinners Wet knee Houston

[@joewright9879]

1:09:36 Ms. Morgan: “Everything leads back to death.” She tossed this out there and neither of the other two picked it up.

[@sfwplant]

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

[@mecooper1755]

Hilarious, thanks;)

[@DannyStamp]

Walking dead deadly Sirius my best two hours of the week

[@Cornwall1888]

Danny1980 Stamp both shit now 😐

[@DannyStamp]

We all like different things that’s what makes life interesting

[@Cornwall1888]

Danny1980 Stamp it’s a shame walking dead is no longer interesting

[@joewright9879]

24:20 Ms. Morgan tells a story about a man who ate sushi for twenty years and had a tapeworm coming out of his backside. Ricky imagined taking hold of it and pulling himself inside out.

[@clsatc]

Rickie & Jane need to learn the Heimlich maneuver!

[@KINGSKARTELUK]

Big up Bernards watch

[@enterthecarp7085]

Marathon Man... and the Drill! “Is it SAFE??” 🦷

[@crispyrobot77]

I did not know Karl had a twin sister.

[@ketcpoe8070]

I get it you lot miss the gang but, you can't replicate perfection. Them lot were brilliant together but, let's just appreciate the past and embrace the future. Sounds cliché but it's facts.

[@jamesogorman3315]

Get Karl and Steve on for a one off show please Ricky. Sure you can all do an hour and a half, just for old times sake

[@MrCheesyBaconBits]

Aww mate Ricky is fucking excellent.

[@Scavenger82]

I'm the same way with living in a big city, there's a certain anonymity. It seems the more people that live in a given area, the less likely they are to talk to you.

[@joewright9879]

1:19:28 Discussion of the Euthanasia Coaster designed by Julijonas Urbonas.

[@simonlagneau1839]

Diane Morgane is amazing, she's almost a less grumpy female Karl.

[@brooksbrooks6805]

This woman reminds me of Karl... talking about tapeworms because of Sushi... 😂😂😂

[@joewright9879]

4:06 Mr. McLoughlin refers to a UK show, Bernard’s Watch. Sounds like a ripoff from one of Rod Serling’s Twilight Zone episodes, ‘A Kind Of A Stopwatch’ (1963).

[@ragnarlothbrok938]

Funniest shit ever, first one ever listened now on to another

[@trueborn7323]

Sean reminds me of steve and diane is kinda like karl. Its great

[@eriktabbers3599]

Everything is worms 😂😂😂😂

[@joewright9879]

57:08 Mr. Gervais absentmindedly swings his lifeless arms around and knocks over the the tea.

[@sidneysmooth]

It was the baby that had the power.

[@post1305]

The guy who got the tapeworm from eating too much sushi should have just enticed it out with a bit of Danish.

[@suchgreatheights8841]

Your twenties are indefinitely a world of self doubts. They nailed it when they said your prentending to like being around a group of people and the fear of missing out, even if you don't like them. I wish I had the internet growing up to tell me its not all that bad-, or albiet all that different and your thirties and forties are much better

[@misanthrophex]

why the hell don't you have guest names in the title?

[@xxnonstopdancingxx]

Fucking hell. Diane’s story about being a dental nurse is the reason that kids these days need a fucking degree to work in Tesco’s or have to fake passion for coffee to work at Costa. A whole generation of businesses learning the hard way, employing the bored for jobs they would never be qualified for

[@DefneDance]

I like these

[@YorbaTheYounger]

Is that the funny lady in After Life with the empty snow globe?

[@OfficialFingazMC]

Yes

[@Matt27689]

Did the purposely make these impossible to listen to on headphones? So fuckin quiet.

[@maldegaar]

Exactly Sean! Switched from our usual curry house to an Indian "Street food" restaurant. Went up from £20 a head to £50 a head. Half the food, tasted crap. Hipster wank. Street food costs less than a quid, is meant to be a snack and most fundamentally is outside on the street.

[@like-aboas4965]

Not quite the same withiut Karl

[@IIAshyII255]

Not quite the same? Maybe because it isn’t the same 🤨

[@stonehouseguitars3869]

Two hours of Ricky gervais having an opinion and two people agreeing with him and dozily reciprocating platitudes. The raging boner I had from years of Pilkington now lays lifeless and limp, not a twitch to be seen.

[@rrw65]

No Karl or Steve, no show

[@victoriasaper1625]

Dr. Covfefe well said

[@CittizinKane]

That first one felt like xfm but also there is a need for new material, so this is also a brilliant mess too in its own respective rights

[@SlyRy]

She kinda reminds me of Karl

[@noka79]

We are all saying this, its uncanny although not as outrageous as Karl

[@trueborn7323]

Same!

[@SlyRy]

John Banks buddy, Karl was a funny mopey depressed male.

[@post1305]

John Banks my kind of girl

[@StrykezMan09]

Where did that come from?...Octavia's my sister's name 😁

[@dubchills]

Black Hole my sisters name is Skoda

[@klamotta7243]

I love Diane Morgan and Ricky (don’t know if Sean’s work) but this is just a watered down version of the original xfm/podcasts. Talking about the same stuff

[@abewilson6830]

The amount of ads on this is ridiculous

[@lottiegabbagool]

I am an absolutely massive Ricky Gervais fan and have been for many years. However these shows he just bores me and I find him annoying how he talks about himself all the time and I find him quite arrogant.

[@timmoreland]

Completely agree! I've unsubscribed to this boring nonsense.

[@tomwalsh7367]

@@timmoreland And yet here you fucking are...

[@lottiegabbagool]

@@tomwalsh7367 yeah I know crazy right??? almost like I came here to give it a try as it's a new series and then provided my opinion and left.

[@tomwalsh7367]

@@lottiegabbagool It almost is like that you absolute mad lad you!

[@tomwalsh7367]

@@lottiegabbagool you are right though... my bad squire 👍 guess i just couldn't help but try and defend Gervais

[@conoruddin654]

Bernard never utilised that watch of his, so many things he could of done

[@o_-picklerick1605]

I would love to see Bill Maher and you in a Religilous 2 film. Maybe pop in on Neil deGrasse Tyson and Richard Dawkins, dragging them along on a meet up with some religous nut. That would be epic.

[@o_-picklerick1605]

By the way, what happen to that podcast you were starting? That episode was hilarious. Hope you pick it back up one day. You are one of my favorite comedians and atheist to listen to. The films are brilliant too. I even bought copies of The Invention of a Lying for the religous side of my family. They won't admit it, but they loved it.

[@andygodfrey4480]

It's tinging it's way up the tube.

[@ciaranobrien8733]

Why did no one say david for ricky lmao

[@kevgh3869]

Get Arnold Schwarzenegger on. He's funny as hell.

[@TheBitBlock]

Yikes, these have none of the charm or humanity of the old podcasts / radio shows. Without Karl or Steve Ricky is just like listening to any typical jaded person on the street.

[@MrJacktheGC123]

I'd love to hear Diane interview Karl Pilkington as Cunk

[@truevulgarian]

Ricky, if you change your name to "Blaise" you absolutely have to spell it Blaze. It's a completely different vibe.Blaise is a fop. Blaze is a wildman.

[@ChipWhitingtonIII]

Mr. Freeze Pop....

[@hamadaearth]

Good quality cookies

[@luukeluketer1024]

Free da Payne........

[@Paddy.C]

Ricky, permanently trying to emphasise his 'real stand-up' credentials. Claims to "just go out and talk" off the top of his head, then a minute later he says it's more stressful to fuck up during a warmup gig, cos he's going "where the fuck are my notes?"

[@mangasky7]

Diane should have her own show. Gervais has become insufferable. Same inane, recycled blather. Even the song choices are the same.

[@lisacolbert5987]

Sean admires (admired?) Obama ? But why ? Was really enjoying this . Seriously , why ?

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Remember when Ricky Gervais was funny, and you didn't feel like you were being lectured by a substitute science teacher?

[@MrCheesyBaconBits]

I think he is brilliant.

[@PaulRadwell]

Its almost like he being "Deadly Sirius"

[@allafleche]

Also a philosopher which knows the answers to all the deep questions : is there a meaning to life, does God exists, is there a life after death... Etc

[@sownheard]

Karlpilkington

[@youtumor360]

Orlando Trustfull this isn't the office mate

[@SBV90]

Does Diane remind anyone else of Karl> Her mannerisms/dimwittedness etc

[@OFWelsh]

Phil, Phil Colons, Phil Col-- Phil

[@noka79]

Nil demand Christ de berg Detrout spinners Wet knee Houston

[@thegreatpineapple1]

Yes ricky

[@sidarthur8706]

stop talking over diane morgan

[@AlDavisMusic]

Love the show, but you really need to get fresh guests on!

[@jordane1350]

Definitely need fresh guests, just maybe not the ones you listed

[@Sonoftoenails93]

should of kept the music in there as well tho :)

[@3dPrint_and_chill]

2nd ..or 3rd?!!

[@ddstar]

Not the same as Karl and Steve

[@douglaskalberg8899]

I hate the argument that you didn't worry about not existing when you didn't, did you. Well, I do exist now and I fear not doing it anymore. Some people worry about losing their car in a repossession, losing your life is almost twice as bad.

[@neilo8b]

get off your face and listen too Gervais i always say,,,,,

[@TheManWithNoName.]

Metal Licker

[@bicolouredprawn]

Man moths?

[@TheManWithNoName.]

gullivera The Forrest gump people

[@connorabbott1899]

I need ta baker

[@TheManWithNoName.]

Deli Meat Tree