Riddles: The Riddle Boys - PART 1 - Game Grumps VS

[@sketchbook8177]

“What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?” I felt so smug when I thought the answer was “The alphabeT” and so dumb when I heard teapot.

[@1finitygaming367]

Honestly that's a pretty good answer too.

[@vectors8360]

I thought it was "testament"

[@sirhawkjames]

Imagine being the guy that thought it was toast

[@jackfagan4912]

This has the same energy as Arin thinking “eye” was spelled “e-w-e”

[@quoodle9883]

Hey, that works for me. One point to sketch book.

[@aidanleffler4897]

if you ever need to defeat arin in a riddle contest just ask him something involving ice

[@ledzeppelin27]

Or how to spell eye

[@IceLordCryo]

I feel like I'd be good at that one

[@thebrownshinobi9790]

Ask him about his coat

[@Whatnoticus]

That's not nice, YOU SHALL GET LICE FOR YOUR PLAN INVOLVING ICE!

[@JamesCPotter13]

What about if you ever need to defeat Arin in a Fiddle contest?

[@thomasrosebrough9062]

I like the idea of having a low key podcasty episode like this every once in a while

[@weirdbunmi]

I haven't listened to it yet, but a different comment days there's a podcast called Hey Riddle Riddle where comedians solve riddles

[@ion6963]

G Club?

[@bluesky995]

How is it "low key??" they didnt hide it or post it on egoraptors yt page.. Stop using this phrase so incorrectly.. Plebtard..

[@youngandmeanace9486]

BlueSky calm thine tits, it isn't that serious.

[@genericbandit6333]

@@bluesky995 Go to bed

[@pipermoore3308]

"The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?" Me: Cataracts.

[@SonicXD001]

Masturbating.

[@EllaEllaEh]

Lmao! I thought the same.

[@justjoe263]

piper moore that’s what I said

[@jojocolors]

I yelled “an astigmatism!!”

[@lasagna312]

@@jojocolors Lol I literally said the same thing. Hey, still works.

[@Chidsuey]

"What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?" The perfect British Sunday.

[@kyndull]

69th like 🤪

[@ProdArbitrary]

So true

[@roseconlon6773]

I said Teapot 🤣

[@ShaneT5S]

That ends in a Y

[@harrisonmoore3841]

I thought it was thermostat

[@justinthorn498]

guys i don’t mean to brag but i got none of them correct

[@landonletterman831]

The fact that your picture is Bernie Sanders is not lost on me

[@gulano8258]

Hell yeah me too

[@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97]

Lol

[@TheHealerIzAwesome]

This man should've been president.

[@jedikraft1655]

Justin Thorn how I got negative 10 right

[@cruzcontrol1303]

*Arin at beginning of the episode* - “I’m a riddle master” *20 minutes later* “WHAT IS A SHELTER!?”

[@Kalleosini]

Does the gazebo look threatening?

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

He never said either of those things

[@lrc4263]

Doctour Two skull 19:09 “What the hell is a shelter?!”

[@oliviagraber1785]

4:31 When Oedipus reached Thebes, he encountered a sphinx. "If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: what walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the day, and three legs in the evening?", the Sphinx asked. Oedipus pondered for a moment. "Probably one of those new Pokemon," he finally replied "There's like 600 of them. I'd be surprised if one of them DOESNT change its number of legs while evolving." "Fair enough, man," said the Sphinx. "I can't reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass"

[@oznebabyy]

Olivia Graber 🤣

[@rahuhe4102]

"that's from the Hobbit" * Oedipus frowning in the distance *

[@thatoneguy24530]

* Oedipus drowning in the distance * gotta watch out for charybdis

[@obara7366]

That part hurt my heart lol

[@jakehackney1718]

Lol, I thought it was from the "Extreme Ghost Busters" cartoon, It was a riddle from a Greek Sphinx. At least the credited the country. I miss that show... It was Gold they had everything; The Black guy, the Cripple, The Hispanic, and Girl.

[@charliec.1347]

@@jakehackney1718 I think that riddle was in fact told by a sphinx in Oedipus Rex too.

[@Zathren]

Nice to know I'm not the only one who noticed that.

[@bossnass5646]

“What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?” Me: T H O T T

[@lebbo88]

I said "Tit". Lol

[@Griffolicious]

TransTformersT

[@blufoxuwu]

🥚

[@SakuraAvalon]

The letter T.

[@theeasilymanipulated]

Titteas

[@mars6935]

"The more you have of it, the less you see" GLAUCOMA

[@jhenke83]

Marlo First thing I thought of.

[@benboyd7517]

my answer was my parents

[@Thinwhiteduke1185]

I was thinking astigmatism.

[@gayairconditioner8977]

My dumbass thought that said Guacamole, granted, I didn't know wtf Glaucoma was.

[@westonmitchell9987]

I thought it was cataracts.

[@Obsidianwitch]

"That's from the hobbit" it's the riddle of the Sphinx fam

[@existenceisrelative]

Your butt is.

[@abbeyangevine1773]

existenceisrelative Fuckin’ roasted.

[@tomekatana972]

It's also in the Hobbit.

[@ShinyDarkrai2K]

Aka the fucking chicken crossing joke of riddles

[@nopenothappening2242]

@@tomekatana972 ok but one kind of predates the other by a couple millennia sooo

[@mrgeerders]

I would LOVE this to be a regular fan submitted thing on "The Grumps" channel..

[@ChaseIron]

“What starts with T, ends with T and had T in it?” Arin: “RATTATTATTAT”

[@Vehilien90]

Dan: "How far will a blind dog walk into a forest?" Me: "Until it hits a tree." Arin: "Halfway." Me: "...Oh..."

[@flawlessfatality8105]

Same🤣

[@madcap3450]

Maybe I'm just stupid but no matter how much I rack my brain I do not understand the answer to that riddle

[@crazytornadoe7039]

@@madcap3450 DUDE ME TOOOOOOOOO

[@jeremiparent-hurtubise4676]

@@madcap3450 the deepest you can go in a forest is halfway (the center) The blind dog thing is to throw you off At least that's how I understand it

[@madcap3450]

@@jeremiparent-hurtubise4676 Yeah I figured it out about an hour after I posted my comment lol

[@batterflop]

"What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?" tater tot was my first guess

[@rockygunter9344]

I thought it was the letter ‘t’

[@funkyflickerbean2503]

Testament

[@alsoknownas1439]

that should be the right answer tbh

[@meyerlxmon]

Me too 😂😂

[@woozy_w2371]

Titties- Im a freaking idiot-

[@ChrisHanline]

Dan is the smart boy. He's the one who keeps track.

[@jedikraft1655]

Chris Hanline keepeth truckload

[@kingchameleon9490]

Lmao I read this comment just as it came up in the video

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

He is the attentive one

[@danielbyrne9007]

I AM THE ONE WHO TRACKS

[@rosisoba]

This could actually be an episode for Power Hour

[@michaelpepper2222]

mochafrappey yes !!

[@jackgrieco3192]

Nope. They can't destroy the whole place with riddles

[@AvocadoLord]

No.

[@actualalan9727]

Unless they invite the Riddler as a guest star

[@CredsMusic]

dude this is waaay more chill than a power hour

[@ZadeWilson]

"One of the oldest riddles in the world" "ITS THE ONE FROM THE HOBBIT"

[@internettevarolanadam]

And now its "that riddle from some dudes' KZbin video"

[@acommonbagel2936]

I have never been more invested in a game grumps episode in my entire life. I was very disappointed Dan and Arnold could not hear me yelling the answers through the screen. Sigh

[@kpdunnit1186]

Don't you just love Dan and Arnold? XD

[@patrickwagner3608]

Dan and Arnold are my favorite

[@patrickwagner3608]

A Common Bagel this made me laugh so fucking har😂

[@patrickwagner3608]

*hard😂

[@acommonbagel2936]

@@patrickwagner3608 I'm glad to hear it 😂

[@courtney5858]

“yEah I gOt eM aLl, mUsT bE a GeNiuS”

[@notsure1969]

Yeah you sure is uh jeenyus

[@conedvin]

your profile picture makes me soft I love seán

[@Jake_Eyes]

11:42 I wish Dan had just guessed every letter in the word "seasons" one after another. I don't remember hearing that they have finite guesses.

[@AugustVonpetersborg]

They're on time, not stock

[@Jake_Eyes]

@@AugustVonpetersborg Exactly!

[@101__crispysquare5]

I thought it was the letter s, not n

[@_simon.s_]

@@101__crispysquare5 Literally every given word in the riddle has an s!

[@worldofvariations]

@@andrewchurch452 . Agreed

[@elsie8757]

Omg they led with the "nothing" riddle. Crazy how that's always treated as the most clever mind-boggling riddle ever but I've literally heard it like a dozen times in my life. I'm seriously at the point where it's like Person: "What is greater than--" Me: "Nothing." Person: "DAMMIT"

[@bigchooch4434]

@@alexneufeld8918 This is a great reply

[@bigpurpleflower2185]

It's well known, but it's still a great riddle.

[@houdini9739]

I mean, it’s very well known, but that doesn’t mean it’s not a good riddle. It’s seriously well crafted, but it’s just so popular that most people recognize it.

[@CarlsCozyCorner]

The answer is something

[@inannaoftheheavens8459]

That's not everyone's experience though

[@vaan3639]

I AM THE RIDDLE BOY I'M THE ONE WHO *_SOLVES_*

[@ICanHasGnarGnar]

cherryparfait IM THE CHARITY BOY, IM THE ONE WHO GIVES

[@MRElroy321]

cherryparfait good one lol

[@rewrose2838]

What game is your profile pic from?

[@zebnoorifji5597]

the riddler, probably

[@DaftPunk601]

Omg i love your icon 😍

[@ashleighcalvert8937]

I hate the letter ones it always feels kinda cheap

[@michaelswitzer2121]

Ashleigh Calvert they are they shouldn't count

[@jaediety]

They absolutely are lol.

[@jedikraft1655]

Ashleigh Calvert it costs $5,000 that ain’t cheap...

[@bwood6337]

That bookkeeper one was really bad.

[@CrisSelene]

Actually the 4 legs riddle was from the myth of Oedipus. It was the riddle the sphinx asked him.

[@EhvinnTee]

Was looking for this comment. Bravo.

[@B-WR3CKS]

Would congratulate, but it's not a myth it's a drama by ancient playwright Sophocles. So you only get half credit

[@CrisSelene]

@@jrsouthworth_ Maybe in the movies?... in the book, in "Riddles in the Dark" Gollum asks him 5 riddles with the answers: mountain, wind, dark, fish, time. And Bilbo asks riddles with the answers: teeth, sun egg and a complex one about a man at a table, a cat under it (No-legs lay on one-leg, two-legs sat near on three-legs, four-legs got some)

[@cheshirecatsphinx7149]

Very proud of that one. One of my best.

[@Maxx_XIII]

The encounter with the Sphynx, is that before or after Oedipus banged his mom?

[@dwoktheraynejonsohn4849]

"The more you have of it, the less you see" Macular Degeneration

[@saifuusuri]

It's obviously a micropenis

[@A-Spoto]

there are so many potential answers to this riddle

[@jonjon4238]

Person: Did you learn anything new today? Me: Bookkeeper has three consecutive double letters.

[@Nayeem2]

Me: Bookkeeper is a single word.

[@dapperghastmeowregard]

Reading Encyclopedia Brown was actually useful :P

[@arsipantsu]

"What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?" The letter "T"

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

It's- and has "tea" in it. Didn't you look at the screen when he read it? lol

[@AzhreiVep]

@@tyffaneelavely8087 I did. It said it almost exactly the way Zacharias typed it. Except they misspelled "starts' as 'stars'.

[@FredCracklin]

My diseased mind went comedy and thought Dan would say titty (but pronounce it like tit-tea).

[@notaspacebatnamedzarthulu5569]

Tent

[@AzhreiVep]

@@notaspacebatnamedzarthulu5569 But only in England.

[@DucksCantSwim]

You guys should have more of these but with fan submitted riddles

[@FSFSFS101]

Seconded

[@cheshirecatsphinx7149]

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

[@gaaargehazard2501]

"Each morning I appear to lie at your feet. All day I will follow, no matter how fast you run. Yet I nearly perish in the mid-day sun." Me - A pug?

[@undeniablySomeGuy]

My lying ginger girlfriend

[@sweatpantsprincess3239]

ABSOLUTELY correct.

[@PenguinXIII]

Correctest answer is indeed PUG!

[@Rottin_SkullZ]

Yeah, got ‘em all. Must be a genius.

[@MeloCrow]

Beat me to it

[@forgettableaccount5855]

Came to the comment section just for this. Thank you

[@KraftingtonFRFR]

God damn it, I just commented this.

[@Asher1347]

Nice dude!

[@landonletterman831]

I have 11 brothers, and two names, but never at the same time. What am I?

[@CheddarTheShredder]

you guys should go on Hot Ones

[@jaeger6919]

Arin, Matt and Ryan were on Hot Pepper Gaming if that counts.

[@harveymarckson]

Dan would probably get very sick as he has a stomach disease that prevents him from being able to enjoy food that gets even remotely that hot, and Arin is generally in the same lane I think. Lots of people want them to be on hot ones but that most likely ain't gonna happen.

[@leonestello]

@@jaeger6919 no it doesn't count. Going on Hot Ones is like winning an Oscar where as what you said is like winning a Teen's Choice Award.

[@leonestello]

HOT ONES! HOT ONESS!! HOT ONESSS!!!

[@nosamnosam123]

Where they ask hot questions and eat even hotter wings? Their Last Dab sauce is actually really tasty.

[@KrokanteVersnelling]

One hour long podcast of this pls.

[@ImmaSquid]

It's called Hey Riddle Riddle and it's amazing!

[@gints2766]

Dan recognizing the Sphinx’s riddle from The Hobbit was very cute.

[@yruhere344]

"the more you have it the less you see" my 1st thought was cataracts...

[@Riothiel]

I thought astigmatism 😭

[@chadschmaltz9790]

I thought cataracts as well.

[@Freeze-DriedWater]

I thought the exact same thing XD

[@josephdonahue8760]

Same!

[@JonathanRiverafrickinnice555]

When he said rice I died

[@flyingbatteryzone6011]

Suprised Arin wanted to do riddles when he couldn't even spell the word "eye"

[@GRACEABNORMAL]

Alistair Greenlee you spelt it wrong it’s ewe

[@coffeeaddict9605]

@@GRACEABNORMAL Do you wanna try spelling "the"?

[@thadude34283]

E W E. So easy.

[@chocopie1165]

Eee why eee? That’s you

[@Handington]

I'm on board with more episodes like this

[@toxotesarcher7287]

Arin, incredibly bitter: what's the score? A bajillion to nothing? Dan: uh... 5 to 4 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@titatiger]

"The more you have of it, the less you see" Me: Astigmatism

[@radiantveggies9348]

Myopia

[@Tasoq]

@TheYummyBurrito That's what I thought it was XD

[@lunav3999]

Oath rip my eyes

[@lukebrumley2798]

I have that so I can relate

[@alexvasquez2670]

Yeah, got em all. I must be a genius

[@meredithpike4668]

Wow, I saw this comment right as Danny said that and it blew my mind.

[@SaffronWitch]

@@meredithpike4668 me too!

[@Mical2001]

Gotta catch em all!

[@samd4800]

Alex Vasquez omg you’re so smart uwu

[@monkeyatmcdonalds3164]

same

[@J_Shingy53]

21:07 so Arin can't spell eye. And Matt can't spell start, excellent

[@lazasaurusss5817]

If you solve the riddle you get a kiss from Trivia boy!

[@jillianreed8044]

After I finally stopped laughing at Dan's confident "Rice!" the only answer I could think of was "cataracts?"

[@landonletterman831]

Night vision goggles in day time! Final answer!

[@Randomlolstudios]

Jillian Reed glad I’m not the only one

[@nl-lynx1241]

I thought it was Cataracts as well!

[@anabengarson]

Saaaame!

[@osmodiousomnibus3049]

I guessed love.. because “blinded by love” and all that..

[@SayYesToTacos1217]

I knew Arin meant icicles. As soon as Dan said no to stalactites, I knew Arin was screwed and wouldnt guess icicle.

[@coolboyjord1]

@@sirsneedster They're different things, Arin's an idiot.

[@johnkeep5877]

@@coolboyjord1 YOUR DIFFRENT THINGS AND IM AN IDIOT!!

[@taberbooth9203]

Here’s a riddle! If a train is traveling at 70 MPH, and a car is traveling at 45 MPH, then why did it take my dad 7 years to get cigarettes?

[@lazyfoxplays8503]

Surprise answer: You’re adopted!

[@phantomphool]

Cause he also had to get milk

[@SalvationKH]

The horse's name was Friday!

[@ICanHasGnarGnar]

Long line at 7-11

[@pokemonfan150TM12]

Your dad broke his leg in the way and died. Rip

[@bearsnbutts4838]

I think Dan and Arin would do a really good job of doing audiobooks

[@dusk4819]

Oh hell yes!!

[@oddcrafter1270]

I've never had any interest in audiobooks, but I could see myself making an exception for one voiced by the Grumps.

[@alejandrorivas4585]

I miss g club

[@TheHadMatters]

It's 85% of the condenser membrane microphone's work, but I do agree that their voices are pretty great. There's a reason they took courses in improvisational comedy and keep their voice impression skills updated all the time.

[@ZoosheeStudio]

I hear arins uncle did an audio book.

[@irongirlkitten156]

"What the hell is close to clouds... *vape smoke* !"

[@ncalico]

These episodes sound like relaxing podcasts^_^ I'm diggin it

[@toanoradian]

I'd recommend you "Hey Riddle Riddle", a podcast about riddles.

[@ncalico]

@@toanoradian oh thx!!ill check it out :)

[@renbies2304]

“ Is it *J E S U S ?* “

[@beeplesneep]

SadMochi jjjjesus?

[@Midnight-Starfish]

Jon bust down the door "Have you heard of *J E S U S* ?!"

[@chloro8306]

I was gonna say Shiva lol

[@nyloaf]

"At night they come without being fetched and by day they are lost without being stolen. What are they?" 10:20 Could've been dreams but that works too

[@Nesaru]

Day dreams, though.

[@TheN00bpower]

I was thinking of the sheep you count when you fall asleep

[@KnightDark000]

I actually got this right because of that Jimmy Neutron TV movie "Win, Lose, KABOOM!"

[@Locknoire]

Very sad that my first response was, “ME!”

[@etunpeudevitriol]

"The more you have the less you see" Me: eyelids?

[@Mystemo]

Cataract

[@GyorgLopez]

@@Mystemo That's exactly what I thought.

[@shaymacgregor8775]

Darkness as well

[@horseloverforever157]

Naomie Gauthier I guessed cataracts XD

[@Ryucopasetic]

I thought E. D....

[@Radi0Active94]

*Travis McElroy voice* _RIDDLE ME PISS, BOYS!!_

[@iamrar1ty]

Dakota Edwards I need this collab ASAP

[@bibbumblebee]

Bruh MBMBAM and Game Grumps? My little West Virginian heart cant take it.

[@raccoonlegendnotafurry]

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[@raccoonlegendnotafurry]

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[@iamrar1ty]

Chandler Lusk yeah dude totally

[@itsmanfred]

Riddle Kid is here! I'm gonna riddle!

[@Caseal]

Do you riddle for good? Or for Evil?

[@ninozarate3583]

Riddle my nuts

[@metarama8784]

YOU'VE BEEN RIDDLED!

[@DMofPuppets]

Get the hell outta here Riddle Kid!

[@789syrus789]

I feel violated Riddle Kid!

[@patfanrj]

"Two in a corner, one in a room, zero in a house but one in a shelter." Naughty children.

[@BlueSoda3152]

Oh shit you right

[@rockymichael123]

CAN WE HAVE THIS BUT W/ FACECAM

[@kyomademon453]

Pls no

[@Zephrinth]

10 minute power hour?

[@heinrch3323]

I agree

[@greasyt9400]

Facecam would break my immersion tbh

[@squibshot1121]

I want smell-o-vision for that sweet fart action going on in there. I mean did he fart or didn't he, I gotta know man!

[@killingblow528]

21:44 My friend screamed "Michael Jackson" out loud and I don't think I've ever cried laughing this hard.

[@RebmaKeep]

The sequel to mark zuckerberg

[@yourbeau]

MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON'S ASS

[@arielleguthrie7361]

I'm crying

[@playeryoda]

My first thought was Michael Jackson so we would get along pretty well

[@MatthewAndThings]

Why is he red when you use him?

[@nocturnalworker3992]

Someone needs to make a Game Grumps animated of this episode based on the scene from The Hobbit, Arin as Gollum and Danny as Bilbo.

[@yakumoyomi5765]

Bilbo Dan: "What has three legs in the morning..." Arin Gollum: "So nice to see you, Rachel..."

[@nikob3277]

Well that just happened.

[@partybebe3293]

“The more you have of it, the less you see” Me: Blindness! that’s a great answer Arin: the answer is darkness. Me: oh well blindness could also make sense Arin and Danny: *makes fun of the answer blindness*

[@idrathergotohell5215]

I went thru the exact same thing 😂 our genius is scorned

[@derwerwolf93]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[@cginsane22]

African or European?

[@FlootBighill]

I DON'T KNOW THAT

[@Shmicah1235]

Well it depends, is it an african or a european swallow?

[@scalyboy3055]

We love the secret tea of this thread

[@benjaminschmidt5694]

11 meters per second

[@bambiquartz]

disappointed that this wasnt called 'riddle kid'

[@jayalvin-scout6380]

You've been RIDDLED

[@mur22]

@@jayalvin-scout6380 riddle riddle riddle riddle riddle riddle

[@jayalvin-scout6380]

@@mur22 I feel violated, Riddle Kid!

[@stuflu8380]

Riddle kid, riddle kid is here, you’ve been riddled, wow riddle kid, riddle riddle riddle riddle, here it comes, gonna riddle, get the fuck out of here riddle kid, I feel violated riddle kiid

[@churchofsandal]

i love to riddle

[@AaronTheBlackDragon]

I didn't get 5, but the riddle if Arin farted is till a mystery.

[@redjarman]

welcome back to WHOOOOOOO Farted

[@beclosbird8398]

"Do you think people will be into this?" Little do they know that I watch vids like these when I take a bath cause I love hearing them talk (and I love riddles!!), and not needing to watch a screen to know what's going on helps me getting even more relaxed.

[@Lady0asis]

The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it? Cataracts. Final answer.

[@Decroux3000]

Makes more sense than darkness, you can't "have" darkness.

[@ThomasPeeters]

I thought it was "eyelids".

[@guen4413]

Lady0asis that was my first thought

[@landonletterman831]

@@Decroux3000 by inversion you could have more light, soooooo.....

[@Decroux3000]

@@landonletterman831 That is a misnomer, the light is not yours. Cataracts is the only example that makes any sense.

[@theish8632]

“Men May dream or stamp their feet. Women may laugh or sometimes weep” BUSTING A NUT

[@pedrocano3210]

I actually thought the coffin one was a baby diaper, fits with the descriptions perfectly.

[@joshlong5754]

the one who makes it doesnt always sell it though

[@TheLegless101]

@@joshlong5754 The producer would still sell it to the company selling to to the customer. That's why we call them the "middle man".

[@CplAnguadaEarth]

Kanox well the baby becomes an adult who knows that they wore diapers. If you change the word “never knows” to “doesn’t know”, it works though. Although it doesn’t automatically fit about coffins because you can buy yours ahead of time.

[@VioletDeathRei]

@@CplAnguadaEarth yeah but what about zombies and vampires they use coffins and know it. These riddles are discriminatory against supernatural creatures...

[@93Gremlin93]

I thought it was a roofie, tbh

[@meyerlxmon]

"What starts with a T, ends with a T and has T in it?" Me: tAtEr tOt

[@Jackieb741]

They're much better at this than I expected tbh Although- "starts with a t" "ratatatat"

[@themigtyboosh]

Shit, I’m surprised I got a good amount of these without pausing the episode. Also the letter N one wouldn’t have been nearly as clever had Arin not already try and pull that letter shit lol. Also the music one was kinda wack.

[@LoneZtarGaming]

These would be great for my DnD campaign

[@shiny_owl9171]

Oh thats a great idea

[@klandxoxo6230]

I got 4. And the darkness riddle when he said rice I was laughing so hard and then I saw it come up as the "answer" and I was like oh shit really?

[@PhilieBlunt666]

Not from the hobbit, that's the riddle of the sphynx..

[@jademontiat9165]

I literally screamed that 😂

[@PhilieBlunt666]

@@jademontiat9165 ikr? 😅

[@genaervin3484]

Yeah, I got them all. I must be a genius. Now to start the rest of the video.

[@shadei1142]

At first, I thought this was boring. Then I checked and I was already 15 minutes in. I’m hooked. I love it.

[@CK9C]

That was too much fun! I got like 3 lol

[@junkochama]

me in my best Travis impression the SECOND I see the word riddle: rrrrriDDLE ME PISS

[@dogmouthhorse]

MANY-MANNED SCUD-THUMPER, MAKER OF WORN WOOD, SHRUB-RUSTER, SKY MOCKER, R A V E !!!!!

[@TheoIndustries]

Yes!!!

[@dorko4u]

Dan guessing "rice" was way too funny to me, lol. I finished watching the video and I'm still laughing just thinking about it.

[@NWolfsson]

"What has four legs in the morning, [...]" "That's from the hobbit!" Me: *Cries in Greek classic Oedipus*

[@SpinDash]

“Black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you’re through with it?” Um, South Africa?

[@xoskyxo3168]

SpinDash Underrated comment

[@Graphomite]

That's both awful and really clever.

[@thadude34283]

The Apartheid was awful, not this comment. It was just clever!

[@Lisallamaa]

Yikes haha ... That's pretty good

[@oivatank]

*O O F*

[@miyabi121190]

Fun fact: during a D&D campaign a gynosphinx asked my party several riddles to get past it into a chamber of treasure. My character is a smartassy fighter that is inexplicably good at riddles, and he pissed the sphinx off until she asked him the "what has four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon and three in the evening" riddle. And changed him from a man into a woman when he answered her correctly and asked for something harder. In return, he demanded that she turn him back if she couldn't answer his (dirty) riddle about radishes that my grandfather taught me when I was a kidlet. She could not answer, and neither could the rest of the party. So my boy won, and is now sworn enemies with a sphinx over good riddles.

[@TruYami]

... Am I the only one interested in the riddle the person told the sphinx? Can I please know?

[@Ravenous1990]

YES I must know the dirty radish riddle.

[@Nakagolas]

Or you can just say you were playing corruption of champions and found the sphynx in the desert.

[@miyabi121190]

@@Nakagolas I've never actually played Corruption of Champions but I would not be surprised if that was where my DM got the idea in the first place tbh.

[@miyabi121190]

The dirty radish riddle's answer has already been spoiled obviously, BUT! Some are white, some are red You find them lying in a bed Not a lady in the land Could resist one in her hand Nor in the hole she did before And wish she had a little more What was it?

[@Emulapol]

I though that the answer for every single one was George Washington

[@WillGaylord]

"I'm sorry, but he tossed my salad like his name, Romaine" *What?!* I'm dead

[@k4rz43]

Something about those letter riddles seems scummy as hell. Isn't the meaning of riddles to give us that eureka effect, not the "Oh c'mon!" feeling?

[@TJGibson0]

Just like the puzzles in Ocarina of Time!

[@yakumoyomi5765]

The idea is that the "riddle" of letter riddles is trying to decipher the exact nature of the question being asked ("should I be thinking of an abstract concept" vs. "should I be examining the question in a literal sense"). I agree with you, though.

[@johnrodriguez6835]

MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! These were a nice change of pace but just as funny.

[@cassiuspeter9673]

boy, when you do multiple riddles in a row, it becomes really obvious when the awnser is a letter. Not necessarily what that letter is, just that that's the train of thought they're using

[@dapperghastmeowregard]

Seems like there's roughly three subcategories of riddles, the double meaning ones like the man riddle, straight up literal question and answer like the charcoal one, and then the meta ones about the composition of the riddle itself like the letter ones.

[@flamingjockeys]

I fucking love how with every riddle, Arin just continuously repeats the riddle sounding more and more confused each time. One in a room. Zero in a house? BUT ONE IN A SHELTER???

[@MrPhish21]

the mcelroy connections are getting more and more every day. Weird Al was in their candlenights episode, now you guys recreated Riddle Me Piss, but in game grumps format???? we reach towards the singularity with every passing moment.

[@ashzilla20]

I love you fellow MBMBaMbino

[@MrPhish21]

@@Nicholasryan17 weird flex on the game grumps on their own video, but it is frankensteinteen so become the monster i guess

[@aidanleffler4897]

21:34 my dumbass thought the answer was "t"

[@gardenGnostic4133]

haha samw

[@ale90superarre]

I thought about a tea party

[@rexmayhem]

I thought it was the word: Tit. starts with t, ends with t, and the word has t's in it to make the word tit.

[@SheyanoDres]

@@rexmayhem same

[@TheLegless101]

@@rexmayhem tilt, tart, tint, twat, twilight.

[@MaimedAffair]

I loooooove this. It’s nice to listen to when you’re too tired to keep up with video games.

[@doodledrew7039]

The more you have the less you see. Glaucoma

[@jenaw5527]

Yeah, I got 'em all. I must be a genius!

[@Zathren]

4:40 Fun fact Dan, that riddle isn't from the Hobbit. It is way older than that. It's from Greek mythology.

[@Flow-dd9et]

@@-L.S always when I hear that riddle I think of Oeipus tho

[@NieroshaiTheSable]

Fun fact: they read tweets, but never youtube comments.

[@Scarybug]

@@-L.S I legit laughed

[@stevenl9395]

L S 😂😂😂

[@Ng1Brad]

Fun fact: Oedipus fked his hot mom, ok bye

[@natalie7851]

this was so calming to listen to and now I need them to guest on Hey Riddle Riddle

[@TheyLoveThemLLC]

Came here to say this

[@skeptale]

I've gotta be honest... I stopped watching Grumps a couple years back because everything was becoming too scream-y, and after chancing upon this video, I have to say how much I love this calm, relaxing Grumps. I really hope you guys do more like this!

[@notaninstrument7707]

skeptile that’s why they’re called grumps

[@Virjunior01]

That's why it took me like 8 years to even START watching.

[@wowie2162]

A lot of these have multiple plausible answers and that irks me

[@williamfalls]

That's riddles for you.

[@lucasnadamas9317]

The more you have of it the less you see EVERYTHING THAT MAKES YOU SEE LESS IS POSSIBLE

[@Jack-sy6di]

Not really. "Cataracts" or "glaucoma" or whatever is obviously not it. "Blindness" or whatever doesn't really work because nobody says you have "more" blindness. "Darkness" is the only one that really makes sense.

[@ciennaree5261]

Jack Eiler i answered light. Because having too much blinds you, so can i get a point?

[@-lijosu-]

@Jack Eiler Blindness does in fact work because you can be more blind. Theres a difference between totally blind and blind. Also I said idiocy which to me makes perfect sense. "The more you have it, the less you see". With "see" being treated metaphorically. Another like this is "At night they come without being fetched and at day they are lost without being stolen." I answered "Dreams" which IMHO makes more sense than stars.

[@OGDanteZero]

Arin should've used his Smeagol / Gollum voice when reading the riddles.

[@jmcrofts]

Make sure to check out the podcast Hey Riddle Riddle, 3 improv comedians solve (and make fun of) riddles every week

[@acecanti4175]

You're fighting game skills are an inspiration to me and I love your vids!

[@J1994M]

My first instinct was to see if someone plugged Hey Riddle Riddle!

[@adamrowan2618]

love your content man

[@fun2building]

And if you run out of that check out the My Brother My Brother And Me episodes featuring America's favorite hit podcast segment Riddle Me Piss

[@fallinghippos9758]

Don't make me call DotaDoya on you lol

[@KingZevon]

16:28 the most underrated Game Grumps moment for me. I lost my shit on how unexpected it was.

[@marclavigne1622]

The man riddle is not from the Hobbit, it's from the Sphinx, dawg.

[@coffeeaddict9605]

I could be wrong but if I remember correctly, although it's not used in the contest it's mentioned. When Bilbo asks Gollum the "No legs sits on one leg, two legs sits near on three legs, four legs got some." riddle, they reference that riddle due to the similar concept.

[@ryanjanis2732]

The messed up version is from Batman, the Riddler says it.

[@elijahking1801]

watch the animated Hobbit movie, I'm pretty sure it has it in it

[@annemcculloh9572]

Oedipus Rex y'all

[@0Fyrebrand0]

@@annemcculloh9572 He has one of his own, and killed his Dad. Stuck one in his Mom, now he's feeling bad. It's the letter O, of course! Get your mind out of the gutter!

[@obnoxiouspriest]

Brilliant idea my dudes: if you do something like this again where there's not much on screen. Throw up some funky pixel art late 80's DOS versions of yourselves mildly animated with speech bubbles captioning the show. That would look so dope! You can have that idea for free.

[@obnoxiouspriest]

if I'd waited a few more seconds before posting that last comment I would have seen that you did in fact caption the show.