Ride to Hell: Retribution - The RETROspective

[@Nawtperfect]

Just discovered your channel yesterday through your Doom Let's Play and I'm pleased you're still going strong on content. This is a terrible game but an enjoyable video; thanks :)

[@SlashesWithClaws]

Oof, seen many videos on this game so I know what to expect. Bring it on! 2:44 I got a laugh out of the character wrecking then getting run over by the car he hit, like it was intentional revenge for hitting their car. 6:03 Huh, I did not know about the other two Ride to Hell games that were supposed to be made. Interesting. So, clearly they thought their game was good enough that spinoffs would sell. 11:08 I have always thought that has to be one of the stupidest solutions to a problem ever. Considering he could have just stolen the truck and rammed it through the fence. Or done some cool motorcycle jump over the fence using some contrived ramp. 24:38 Them being fully clothed makes it so much more ridiculous; it is like someone was trying to be naughty but was too embarrassed to commit. At least with Mass Effect it was done where they kept it clean with camera angles but did not look stupid doing so. 28:54 Man, the guy on the left really looks awful. The model and animation while he is talking are so weird and unnatural. 37:48 Never played it myself, but I have seen many videos on it: Angry Joe, total Biscuit, and Zero Punctuation back when it first came out and more recently Rerez did a video on it.

[@EvilScrooge]

I know this is probably an April's Fools video, but seeing you getting into some Editorials outside of just gameplay videos, I decided to shove my quasi-review of it down your eyeballs. I do like the way you present yourself and the scripts you write. This all feels lighthearted and sounds like you're showing more and more of a humoristic approach in those special videos. Something that can be easily listen to in the background rather than watched... And watching is the issue here. Seems like all of your snappy comments are accompanied by nothing more than a rather dull gameplay relating to whatever you're saying. How about getting those editing skills off the rails? Do something off the whack and speedy? We are living in times when people's attention span is basically non-existent. This stuff begs for some silly gifs, sound effects and vaguely related cut-aways. Game wise: Looks like from all of the planned Ride To Hell games the only one released was the worst one!

[@SpiderandMosquito]

Oui vey