RiffTrax: Riff-A-Thon 2! 12 hours of comedy!

[@atalbrecht]

Timestamps: 0:00:00 - Dinosaurus 1:20:38 - Just Awful (Short) 1:28:37 - Attack From Space 2:44:43 - Harry the Dirty Dog (Short) 3:02:33 - Six Murderous Beliefs (Short) 3:14:22 - RiffTrax Live: The Dirt Witch Cleans Up (Short) 3:26:32 - RiffTrax Live: Masks of Grass (Short) 3:35:28 - RiffTrax Live: Carnival of Souls 5:02:16 - A Day with Fireman Bill (Short) 5:12:28 - Girls Are Better Than Ever (Short) 5:26:33 - Pressure Point 6:50:04 - On Guard - Bunco! (Short) 7:15:31 - Samurai Cop 8:48:04 - My Mother Was Never a Kid (Short) 9:21:00 - Roller Gator 10:44:16 - Setting Up a Room (Short) 11:11:58 - Flash That Smile (Short)

[@ewintertyler]

Thank you ❤

[@najaB76]

_Setting Up a Room_ is *not* a short. It's a lifetime!

[@someguywithaphone5921]

@@atalbrecht amanda? that'd be hilarious if you were from jerz.

[@redbird1928]

THANK YOU. This comment really needs to get pinned.

[@MST3Kfan1]

Much appreciated!

[@guycampbell733]

Watching 12 hours of rifftrax is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@mjjoe76]

Wow wow wow wow….wow.

[@TheWickedJuggy]

Oh really?

[@notme222]

Crossover references between channels that joke about movies are tight!

[@gorkskoal9315]

Riftrax marathons are tight

[@sgtbaker2072]

Old dudes who riff bad movies are TYTE!

[@DeadpoolNJ]

Rifftrax to fall asleep to, thank you Sarcasm Gods

[@randabeast]

Ditto

[@juliemarshall7458]

10:44:17 The short "Setting Up a Room" gave me many lung-clearing level laughs. Among their best shorts EVER! ❤

[@Randomcomicsfrommyspinne-xt5kq]

It's an INSANE short that's 3/4 longer than it should have been!

[@nonprofitgirl]

My husband and I have been saying THANK YOU FOR THE COFFEE. IT WAS UNSANITARY but DELICIOUS for 20 years. I love it

[@tonyromano6220]

That is golden!

[@sammavacaist]

Omg THANK YOU for this! When I was young, in college, and stressed about life MST3K was my comfort show. It and rifftrax still work for that to this day!

[@jefffrischkorn3792]

The same for me!! 😆😆😆

[@nunyabiz2889]

I have spent the last 25 (or more) years watching these guys, from the early mst3k. The first one i saw was the movie (this island earth) and remember when i found out it was a tv show with a whole lot of episodes, i was elated. It was a dream come true. That was back in the 90s somewhere. Still love them to this day.

[@tillitsdone]

I discovered MST during season 4 and been hooked on every iteration ever since. The humor got me through a few rough periods, for sure.

[@MST3Kfan1]

I was living in Minnesota in 1989 and just happened upon MST3K on my tv. I’ve been hooked ever since through every incarnation. They are some of the best comedians I’ve ever seen.

[@leannerose6181]

Samurai Cop included; perfection ❤

[@Notarealponcho444]

My brothers & l used to strap tinker toy containers on our back, make the Sea Hunt "blaablaablaalum" sound and fight each other in slow motion like we were underwater. Every time I see this movie I'm angry we didn't pursue our art. It might have been worth literally tens of dollars.

[@marybellefleur]

A 12 hour Rifftrax marathon on my day off? Don't mind if I do!

[@migduh]

“And so the rocket is launched, much to the dismay of Starman.” (Repeat repeat repeat repeat) 🤣

[@jeremytrump7007]

Thanks for including Mary Jo & Bridget. I always look forward to their unique brand of B.P.E.

[@mjjoe76]

They bring a different energy. It’s a nice change-up and still really funny.

[@LongerLasting]

They can get away with being absolutely brutal to the actresses in ways the boys simply can't.

[@matbuchanan9765]

It makes me sad for our society that Rifftrax doesn't have more followers than 119K. SMH😮

[@averymasters]

Same here. I'm just glad they have enough members on their site to keep it such a good price, the best streaming service for the lowest price, imo.

[@svenjansen2134]

Unjust World

[@sammavacaist]

The trick is to make sure your all your friends and romantic partners come from this pool of 119k.

[@matbuchanan9765]

@@averymasters you're talking about Rifftrax "FRIENDS" for $5.99 per month, yeah? Plus, we can help keep them going If whoever can afford to buy their videos. Me and my grown kiddos are looking forward to Point Break!

[@matbuchanan9765]

@@sammavacaist agreed...

[@lore2177]

Mornings are always better with Riffing

[@brandynjohnson2248]

Pressure Point is so hilarious. Top ten riff

[@brandynjohnson2248]

"He WORKS there now?"

[@evenstoats2639]

There are still things on KZbin worth all the commercials. Thanks Rifftrax!

[@Bobsheaux]

8:41:40 - HA! I never noticed this before, but check it out. Both Samurai Cop and the Souptaper are facing off from the exact same spot, just as slightly different angles. lol

[@s_nunyabiznez]

Thanks for this stream! I LIKE IT VERY MUCH!!

[@Finhornify]

Thanks!

[@nunyanunya4147]

thanks for keeping a piece ov shit like me company. i used to mock bad movies as a kid. never had friends to do it with me. glad to see you all grew old doing what I wish I could. made money. made friends. had a blast. thanks for letting me live vicariously.

[@thomasbuckley6175]

Everyone in Samurai Cop needs to learn how to say "motherfucker." When any character said it it was like watching Rod from Bridemic walk - it just wasn't how humans do it.

[@stevezilla1961]

Great way to spend the day

[@HPLovethrash]

Roller Gator... Bruh wtf were they thinking when that was made 😅

[@brandynjohnson2248]

They were thinking that you can never have too much guitar noodling in the background. I can't handle it. And that's not even the worst thing about it

[@sidviscious8381]

8:49:01- a throwback to the Sonny & Cher show, it was the last line Cher would sing on top of the piano b4 the skit followed. Good show & jolly good show, Mary Jo & Bridget!!!

[@nonprofitgirl]

Oh I love Kevin Murphy. 😂

[@tamlandipper29]

Just Kevin!?

[@nonprofitgirl]

@@tamlandipper29 no. All of them

[@amphitheatre]

have you read his book?

[@dwarf3535]

I LOVE YOU SERVO!!!! 😩💕

[@nonprofitgirl]

@@amphitheatre no! I have a post it on the kitchen counter because I know he did..do you recommend? Or is that a dumb question? 😂

[@Lukecash2]

Text! Text. And more algorithmic lusciousness!

[@GeorgianaOnline]

“Well that’s the last snork” just did me in. 😂

[@gregarioustumours2397]

Samurai Cop is the chef's kiss.

[@paulg6268]

I still can't understand why Roller Gator has never been nominated for an Oscar.......

[@kt9166]

Love the marathons! Thank you RiffTrax!

[@starthehueman]

Reminds me of a joke but can't remember it except it was super funny. That part l recall vividly

[@QUEXYYEN-mz6tg]

3:27:59 such as the arctic, deserts, and so on

[@sidviscious8381]

The only thing that makes "Carnival of Souls" watchable at all is the great riffing of these guys. The actress looks like an "almost" Blythe Danner.

[@matthewanipen2418]

Roller Gator seems like a character that was even too obnoxious to be an extra on Rick and Morty

[@Maladjester]

"Ah jeez, Rick, I didn't think they'd noodle the guitar for the whole eighty minutes!"

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Ah, Starman, the grandaddy of Ultraman and Kamen Rider.

[@robertpage2023]

"WELL..........WE'RE WAITING...???...."

[@RkRk-xi7wi]

I caddy this comment.

[@SpruceDodger]

I won’t judge you for that

[@RkRk-xi7wi]

@@SpruceDodger thanks, may I pray to Elihu for forgiveness.

[@Goldenspiderducck]

You’ll get nothing and like it!!

[@odrunkysmurfo]

😂 Princess Bride?

[@acomplexmetaphor]

Been a great day watching! Track of the moon beast is my favorite!!!!!

[@PhilBagels]

How does one achieve the position of "Island Manager"? How many islands even have a manager?

[@sidviscious8381]

6:45:55 Great to see my Uncle Earl finally got a bit part in a great movie!!!

[@manuelroca4205]

Thank You Thank You Thank You!!!

[@susanpumphrey354]

8:42 "Gah! I meant that rhetorically!" 😂😂😂 I die every time. 😂😂😂

[@vforvendettaMA]

8:30

[@nospam3327]

"On my honor as a rage-prone child slapper!" Lol

[@sidviscious8381]

1:58:47- hilarious! Still laffing about the stern Casey Casem, "here's a story about a dog named Snuggles"

[@ZeroArmour]

I love Rifftrax!

[@SteveBarton13]

I am not an algorithm, I’m a free man!

[@sidviscious8381]

41:47; THAT's how good the Marx Bros. mirror gag was. I Love Lucy, Bugs Bunny, etc. A timeless bit!

[@patanne3680]

Nice. Just saw this. Cool. So excited.

[@thomasgoodwin2648]

Mayday! Mayday! (Well it is. May 1st is May Day.) If you don't see me there, try staring into the internet harder. ✌😘👍

[@mikekrause3671]

poor Larry Linville. if Pressure Point was his last film , man that sucks to go out like that!

[@VC-xj1fs]

Kind of surprised they didn't mention that the Starman movie used music from Horror at Party Beach. Unless I missed it.

[@mjjoe76]

Maybe _Horror at Party Beach_ took it from _Attack from Space?_

[@JamaicanCastle]

@@mjjoe76 Well, they both probably took it from a stock library somewhere. You think they were gonna pay for _new_ music?

[@Erik_Swiger]

The Dirt Witch Cleans Up: The Bare Witch Project

[@nonprofitgirl]

😂

[@D3R3LICTRECORDS]

A list of which movies are included would be nice. I don't want to scroll through 12 hours of video to see which ones I have or have not seen.

[@svenylford4047]

Dinosaurus really suffers from being in color.

[@Magus36]

Time Chaser spotting at 5:56:45!

[@rightwired]

I feel so spoiled. Did you get me in the divorce?

[@mjjoe76]

Engagement for support. Happy day!

[@merlin-ju6fu]

Starman needs the help of Prince Of Space.

[@mjjoe76]

But not Space Chief. Maybe Jet Jaguar could pitch in.

[@Ubermensch9240]

Dear God, don't drag him into these awful fight scenes!

[@mikesilva3868]

Tom: "Starsky and Hutch have been together a little too long😂

[@BradMcPeak1]

Which movie is that? It's familiar but I don't remember.

[@JamaicanCastle]

@@BradMcPeak1 I think it's the dumb cops from _Laserblast._

[@speedyboris]

Can anyone give time codes to break down the films riffed?

[@AgentFulgoreBasedDepartment]

00:15 Dinosaurus 1:28:55 Attack From Space 3:15:36 Rifftrax Live: Carnival of Souls 5:26:52 Pressure Point 7:15:48 Samurai Cop 9:21:28 Roller Gator those are all of the full length movies riffed.

[@XenoKay88]

I love RiffTrax❤

[@billyjo316]

Puma man reference haha

[@mjjoe76]

Followed soon after by a Prince of Space reference.

[@therattis23]

Don't you mean "pew-may-mun?"

[@respectfulremastersbymetal8336]

timestamps?

[@DevlinDomini]

I’ll be waiting right here for the next 7 hrs. (Kidding) I’ll be back.

[@s3.14dervision]

Hello Algorithm!

[@ZeroArmour]

The boy in "Harry The Dirty Dog" looks awfully familiar. I wonder if his father is in danger?

[@evenstoats2639]

PAUL! YOUR DOG IS IN GREAT DANGER!

[@Rubberbandman0529]

12 hours? They owe me 32 minutes and 16 seconds...

[@shwahgamer]

9:20:27 The title thing says Samurai Cop instead of Rollergator.

[@mjjoe76]

Got their punishingly bad 90s movies mixed up. 🤷‍♂️

[@shwahgamer]

@@mjjoe76 True

[@John14-6...]

That looked and sounded like a young George Costanza that was selling the encyclopedias

[@Erik_Swiger]

Music of the Organ, every morning about 4-5 o'clock.

[@starthehueman]

I've often thought of this one thing

[@tonyromano6220]

The hot island girls excite my mind. 21:04

[@n0dr0gs49]

5 bucks on croco-gator

[@jean-lucpicard5510]

5:09:25 Jesus, is that one meal for the whole day?

[@ROBOT-FACE]

More 👍 than people waiting?! Is this the Twilight Zone?

[@Randomcomicsfrommyspinne-xt5kq]

It's amazing how much the actor actually looks like Early Man! And I'm not saying that as an insult per se. Just sayin'.

[@Jagerbomber]

AND THEN I WANT YOU TO CALL ME MASTER BETTY!

[@ZeroArmour]

Ya know, even by the standards of action movies, Pressure Point doesn't make a lot of sense.

[@itsmebernie]

Yessssss

[@starthehueman]

Just great guys l mean really

[@someguywithaphone5921]

This comment is to satisfy the algorithm's need for text and clicking on things.

[@ethzero]

... here's another - you know you want to!

[@andymackie8283]

This response is the statistically required wtf reference comparing someone to the former leader of the third Reich in accordance with the rules of the KZbin comment section.

[@bryannimmo8548]

Yet another response to feed the insatiable hunger of Our Lord AlgorithmBot. Furthermore: invoking of Rule 34 while sexually objectifying a female celebrity knocks down two more inevitable clichés, so... how bout dem titties on Vampira in the intro cartoon?

[@Magic_beans_]

Good idea, let’s add some interaction between audience members too.

[@someguywithaphone5921]

@@Magic_beans_ Every interaction counts. Thanks for doing your part, in this endeavor to please our overlords for the greater good.

[@acryliccharcoal1]

Can someone tag what the titles are and when they start?

[@Jagerbomber]

What about A Dinosaur - In The Past!

[@lsax1028]

10:44:17

[@kingl33725]

Yay!

[@robhornstein2]

wonderful Mr. Cook what will you kill me with today :|

[@CrudForge]

My cup runneth over

[@peterziggyw]

StarMan is the first John Wick

[@Randomcomicsfrommyspinne-xt5kq]

Pressure Point's creator/lead is pretty delusional about being a macho action hero star. However, not Breen or Nguyen delusional because the movie is actually watchable. "Despite our huge attractiveness gap." ROTFL!!!

[@ZeroArmour]

It's hard to pick out the worst part of Roller Gator... because it's really all worst parts.

[@evenstoats2639]

At least they had the good sense to cover the crappy dialog with loud, incessant guitar noodling.

[@Retromicky82]

Mark

[@scootymcfloof]

Oh hai!

[@DefaultUser61]

Generic scuba diving is exciting

[@michael390]

Effin commercial breaks, geesh!

[@bhollins3556]

I ate canned meat today. Kirkland chunk chicken, canned.

[@tonyromano6220]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@timhalloran8337]

The only thing better - a 24 hour, nay 72 hour, nay 365 day.... oh, hi Mark.

[@tonyromano6220]

Amazing how after at least 6 views I still laugh and am surprised by some rifts.

[@SlapstickGenius23]

Helluva fun! Will you review the Nepali Jungle Love movie next? It’s a jungle film from Nepal which ripped off a Bollywood adult Mockbuster also called Jungle Love. Both are based unofficially on the Tarzan inspired Brooba movie, itself spun off from a book series named BaRuuba no Bōken by Yoshimasa Ikeda.

[@ROBOT-FACE]

👍 that 👍, everybody!

[@SeenGod]

12 hours? what a ripoff, it’s only 11:27:45 😂

[@PhilBagels]

Like a Subway sanwich!

[@PhilBagels]

Dinosaurus! - Clearly a movie made by someone who, in childhood, used to make his toy trucks and toy dinosaurs fight each other. Just Awful - The short that writes in own review! Attack from Space - And by "space", we mean "Japan", and by "attack", we mean "a movie even worse than Invasion of the Neptune Men" Harry the Dirty Dog - Yet another example of "the book was better than the movie." Six Murderous Beliefs - Not in time to prevent this short from being made. The Dirt-Witch Cleans Up - Named after the 18th century Earl of Dirtwich. Masks of Grass - An arts & crafts project no one has ever wanted to do. Carnival of Souls - The movie that dares to ask the question, Can a movie be so boring that it's scary? And answers it with a tired sigh and a "no." A Day with Fireman Bill - Learn how to deal with dirty hose. Girls are Better than Ever - But only if they do what this short tells them to do. Pressure Point - I think the best name for this genre is "Spy Er" - that's a "Spy Thriller" but with the "thrill" removed. En Garde, Bunco! - Learn how to protect yourselves from the kind of scams that crooks used to pull prior to the invention of computers. Samurai Cop - Almost tries to be a porn movie, but all they achieve is that quality of acting and production value. My Mother was Never a Kid - But was she a car? Roller Gator - Soundtrack available in Hell! Setting Up a Room - Seems like a masterpiece of a short, after watching Roller Gator. Flash the Smile - In which we learn to take care of our teeth, but never wear a bike helmet, so that if we get hit by a car and faceplant into the concrete, all of out knocked-out teeth will be gleaming white!

[@mjjoe76]

Counterpoint: Attack From Space did not show a building with the image of a certain 20th century German leader.

[@t.andrewhanes872]

I’ve been trying to watch these interesting shorts and movies but I keep hearing strange voices on top of the soundtrack making humorous comments and dropping obscure references… and it’s pretty darn distracting😳 this must be some weird fad the kids are into today (like wearing an onion on your belt)