Halo 4 is a Fustercluck

Cheers to Warpig ( / warpugss ) and Sam ( / nearlysam ) for joining me and curses upon Zoran ( / zoranthebear ) for inviting us. Why did we play this?
I dunno what I'm gonna say here so instead I'll let you know the Fustercluck that came out 3 days ago has run into problems with the old big boss of this website so it's gone and I'm trying to make an alternate version. :) fun. happy.
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#halo #halo4 #fustercluck master chief collection

[@nickdyson5751]

Fun fact the main villain for halo 4 was not killed at the end he was killed in a comic book you had to buy

[@217adaptiveperspective]

He's still not dead, he's in idea storage

[@shadowfox0087]

Thank fan reception for that

[@Frostyman452]

@@shadowfox0087 Yeah in terms of listening to fans, the Halo fandom is one you must never, EVER, listen to. Because they’ll always try and give an idea not realizing that it’s actually really fucking dumb and would make everything worse as a result. Even though requesting new weapons and vehicles aren’t wrong, just not story ideas. Those are some of the most retarded I’ve ever seen.

[@Greyscale11]

Sorry, but you can eat shit if you think any fans that were dissatisfied with H4 asked for a campaign like H5’s. It’s on 343 themselves that they then over-corrected and dropped everything that at least had some potential in H4. Excuse after excuse for 343’s own failings. We weren’t required to like any and every change they made because the threat of an even worse sequel existed as a result of them hiring incompetent writers.

[@killerkitten7534]

@@Greyscale11 actually yeah a ton of fans complained about Cortana being gone, which is why they brought her back. Similar thing happened with halo 3 too! Halo 2 released and the arbiter was one of the most hated aspects. I mean just look at the forums. Tons of people were hating him. So for halo 3 he basically had a completely diminished roll and had absolutely no character development besides killing truth. You couldn’t even play as hun unless you were doing co-op. Of course now arbiter is considered a great character, but doesn’t diminish from the fact the fandom made a terrible choice in 2003 by demanding arbiter be removed.

[@eclipse9304]

Halo 4: *Has a black guy with a hat* Halo fans: "Is this Sgt. Johnson?"

[@silent_stalker3687]

They all look the same; just slap a hat on them and nobody will tell the difference. “Why the fuck does he have a sniper?!” - halo infinite when players meet Tyrone

[@MCLegionaire]

@@silent_stalker3687 Well its been a while but if I remember correctly. The bit where they kill all the friendlly ai, the guy that looks like Sgt Johnson spawns in after the others are killed. Hence why people think its a Sgt Johnson easter egg in H4.

[@nicholasl850]

Its only on xbox 360 vertion i dont know if it needs to be on legindary

[@michaell8000]

ah but it's not just the hat it's the armor too remember the UNSC changed the armor designs of marines.

[@titantitties]

It is the voice actor for Johnson that bungie used for the easter egg. Your point?

[@IllegalTumor]

I was not expecting “Horny for Halsey” and have therefore spat out my drink from laughing

[@magmat0585]

Horny for Halsy was a phrase i did not need to hear ever, and hopefully the people responsible for it have been fed to starving dogs

[@zaelgarviel9766]

You mean Dr. Milf?

[@86Fallowcp]

Oh hey, 343 likes

[@zaelgarviel9766]

STOP THE COUNT!!

[@86Fallowcp]

@@zaelgarviel9766 Ahh, that's sad

[@TheSpiralSpiderWeb]

Why does that turret moving sound like the pufferfish meme?

[@isimiel3405]

so the enemy won't want to get close to it to blow it up its NEXT LEVEL STRATS

[@shadowknight7584]

That sound is horrible I didn’t even know that sound existed it just makes it an even more bad game

[@noellesato311]

ÄEÛGH

[@magmat0585]

09:07 "Wait, how many of us shot at that jackal behind the glass?!" Me *raises hand in shame*

[@thatsaysalotabout-man9547]

Lol, me too

[@Granola_cat]

Same like I used all my ammo and I did last checkpoint and used all my ammo and noticed there was a glass

[@hunterpratt9404]

Once again Rimmy Proves he is a more effective anti-air gun than an actual anti-air gun

[@hefish]

With a sidearm as usual

[@genericname42]

13:24 ;)

[@sirskulliamiii990]

The rhino tank is a mortar by technicality, and halo wars is now 100% cannon

[@OrDuneStudios]

No its a long range artilary peice. The AA half track has a mortar.

[@610Blackhawk]

Both of you are wrong. While the Rhino’s armament was reverse engineered from the Covenant plasma mortar, the technology is employed in an artillery piece. The Wolverine also does not have a mortar; it has a grenade launcher. The only mortar that the UNSC canonically gets is the “KG Mk 34 Antipersonnel Flame Mortar” that appears on base turrets in Halo Wars as the anti-infantry upgrade. As the actual guns on the turrets could be dismounted and used by infantry (albeit the ones that were dismounted were likely taken from a different mount than the base turrets in Halo Wars) it’s also possible that the flame mortar had the same functionality and could be used as an independent weapon system.

[@leadontaste7261]

@@610Blackhawk they also have a missile launcher that works like squad mortar and looks similar

[@nielsmichiels1939]

6:33 If you don't come to arma, arma comes to you

[@genericname42]

13:24

[@kaz998]

Impossible. Arma is the only game in the world with physics glitches.

[@Ribbons0121R121]

@@kaz998 laughs in halo 3 scarab physics

[@elete0447]

Spartan 3's augments put them on par with 2s but are equipped with stealth armor instead of Mjolnir with Noble team and a few others being the exception. they are also acquired more "ethically" by asking war orphaned 8 year olds if they wanna be a super hero and sent off to do suicide missions behind enemy lines.

[@joeblazer3429]

Incorrect their armor is roughly the same if not better but their augmentation is inferior mainly because of the aforementioned difference in recruitment age

[@markss367]

@@joeblazer3429 that 4s not 3s 3 have better augments worse armour.

[@JohnTrustworthy]

​The augmentations are a little bit inferior but they are ~99% safe, unlike 2s 40%. Armor wise they are more streamlined and use more standard UNSC equipment. Installation00 has a series called "most detailed breakdown" on the topic. If you have an army to paint or something to edit you can watch them as a background.

[@joeblazer3429]

@@markss367 So it turns out you are almost right actually. Spartan 3's had augmentations about as good as Spartan 2's with non of the risk. The thing is that all Spartan 2's were already genetically peak human before they were augmented which is why Spartan 2's are so much bigger, faster and stronger than Spartan 3's on average. With obvious exceptions like noble 6 who was probably also a genius or something

[@markss367]

@@joeblazer3429 well the genetics of the II only applyed to their chances of surviving the augmentation process while IIIs didnt need to meet those expectations because the leap in tech enabled them a easy transition from human to spartan thats why there where a total of 900 S3 while the 2s numbered in 70+ range. But the biggest reason the 2s preformed better what the armour bridge that gap and its a tie

[@sylveriron2575]

"WHY IS ZORAN THE LEADER?" This was basically Zoran playing Halo 4 while having a split personality disorder of 3 separate b-tchs in his head.

[@JeffrevinYT]

"In the beginning, Zoran invited us to play Halo 4. This is widely considered to be a terrible choice." That's why Halo 4 is a Fustercluck.

[@danielnewton7500]

hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy reference?

[@ladywaffle2210]

@@danielnewton7500 Yup

[@danielnewton7500]

@@ladywaffle2210 really good underrated movie.

[@theredotaku34]

@@danielnewton7500 I highly recommend the trilogy of five, best six books I ever read.

[@ackbarreserve]

Sees Zoran Sees Rimmy My brain: "oh this' gonn' be good!"

[@dibspicer554]

zoran to me will always be leman russ

[@jollymadman7151]

Brother?

[@kursk_kuku141]

Baby Zoran later on?... WORTH IT!

[@zaelgarviel9766]

"Who designed this game?" Have you ever heard about the dark eldars?

[@b1indmailman]

Explains the CBT button

[@Frostyman452]

This explains everything! 343 is run by those little sweat goblins called Dark Eldar!

[@espytheespeon2768]

@@Frostyman452 dont confuse the greenskins for those eldar weirdos

[@Frostyman452]

@@espytheespeon2768 Why do you think I called them sweat goblins?

[@espytheespeon2768]

@@Frostyman452 fair enough

[@steel8231]

Spartan 1s were basically just Sgt Johnson (supposedly he supposedly actually was one) Spartan 2s were Chief, Spartan 3s were designed to be expendable versions of the 2s, and Spartan 4s are the ones on Infinity.

[@bigslime2868]

kind of, sgt Johnson was not a spartan 1 he was an experiment in the first project orion (spartan project) that pretty much failed(but left some augments),spartan 2's weren't just cheif there were other ones like Linda-058,Naomi-010,Kelly-087 and so on, it was just that john was probably the most succesful spartan 2 therefore the most famous, spartan 3's were made to be better and more accessible than the spartan 2's but ended up just being head hunters sent on suicide missions(but those missions were really important like eliminating HVT's and such, so spartan 3's weren't expected to make it back from those missions which makes the use of the word expendeble in this term relative because they wanted them to come back but it was rare) and spartan 4's were weaker but more accesible spartan 2's because adults could be augmented,just not as much as children

[@joxerd]

Spartan G1 - Titans Spartan G2 - Gods Spartan G3 - Demigods Spartan G4 - Failed attempt of a new demigod of humans

[@KRDecade2009]

@@joxerd G1- Titans G2- Tomboys G3- Demigods G4- Whatever the hell the romans were doing

[@heraldofoblivion499]

@@KRDecade2009 The Roman's conquered greece, so obviously it was working

[@Newbmann]

Now then what ones are classified as "highly lethal"? Thats one thing MR lone wolf and Master Chief have in common.

[@chickenman9184]

certified Australia only moment

[@lazerktulu2693]

Certified Australia Hood Classic

[@chickenman9184]

to clarify, this games been tested for literal weeks publicly, and I, nor any friend of mine who lives in Canada, France, or Germany have had these issues hes had across ALL the games. these bugs litterally are seemingly Australia exclusive

[@thewanderer93]

@@chickenman9184 BIG OOF on rimmy

[@ARandomTrooper]

@@lazerktulu2693 this is a certified hood classic

[@icealkion]

Stop holding TTS VOs hostage Rimmy

[@davididiart5934]

Will Rimmy get a TTS cameo? Is... is _he_ Jaghatai?

[@Kingofdragons117]

More like Zoran is holding Rimmy hostage with Halo 4.

[@thebadger4040]

@@davididiart5934 Rimmy should cameo as a commissar

[@davididiart5934]

@@thebadger4040 Commissar Tomboy.

[@thedyingmeme6]

@@davididiart5934 that would be the _best_ thing to happen besides TTS starting

[@dr.bright1419]

2:43 “Warpig I need to test something” *Proceeds to bash the back of his skull into his stomach*

[@charliethomas8039]

I didn't expect to hear the EDF chant but damn is it a welcome suprise

[@dont_taze_a_bloody_gas_main]

My favourite part of this fustercluck

[@campingsnake]

The gang sing and reminisce about a better game.

[@thedyingmeme6]

What's that from??

[@charliethomas8039]

@@thedyingmeme6 EDF 4.1

[@caesarin0]

a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one

[@DIEGhostfish]

I do sorta like the contrast between Cortana trying to say goodbye in a meaningful way, but Chief being just so damn certain that he can fix her because he's never had a mission objective out of reach like that.

[@BraunStDenis]

My favorite is them singing the chant of the EDF. If there was a moment in a game where a group of soldiers sings during a drive in the way Rimmy and his gang do it, that would be wholesome and would feel real.

[@jakeking974]

Zoran when he's angry is literally one load of gravel in his throat from BEING Leman.

[@Soundwave3591]

You play with Digby, you play with Womble, and now you play with Zoran?! At this point i expect to hear your voice in a ZF video or in Alfa's Text-to-Speech, Rimmy, for real.

[@AceOfBlackjack]

He was, joined an op once.

[@korbetthein3072]

R.I.P. TTS.

[@Mrannoyus]

Chief loading the rifle at 9:46 is even fucked up because the bolt on the assault rifle is on the left side, you can fucking see it when you have it equipped.

[@cyqry]

1:04 I love how Rimmy is surprised by this, as if this isn't going to be an *actual* game mechanic in Halo Infinite.

[@chancecleavelin4834]

I love how they were too distracted by the "abusive relationship" bit at 14:40 to notice the glitch flashes in the cutscene in the background, which they would have normally bitched about, ironically. 🤣

[@cozyapustaja8249]

>Rimmy and his friends didn’t alter their keybindings before playinh

[@Deliveredmean42]

For such PC gamers, they really don't know what they are doing in that department lol

[@klutzspecter3470]

The C button is rather easy to use for Sprint. I found it funny since Rimmy probably played Halo 3 and Halo Reach with the Lshift for Armor Abilities.

[@Deliveredmean42]

@@klutzspecter3470 I am preetty sure C has been commonly used for crouching along side ctrl. Using C for sprinting seems rather odd though.

[@themisled7337]

It actually makes sense for c to be sprint and shift to be armour ability. Sprint is toggle on c so you only need to click it once but armour abilities need to be held. If you use c for armour abilities then you're using your index finger to press it and than means you can no longer walk to the right while with shift you use your pinky finer meaning you still retain mobility in all 4 directions

[@lukaz20001]

@@themisled7337 why tf would you use your index instead of your thumb? Don't get me wrong, you'd still not be able to jump, but using your index sounds like a shortcut to arthritis

[@chibidingdong9774]

I BETTER of not been the only one singing along to the EDF anthem.

[@KwadDamyj]

I'm doing my part!

[@danny9008]

I love earth defence force

[@Carbon-hl8ds]

And Rimmy continues to be a handgun AA cannon. Never change.

[@themapcartographer5952]

5:53 He really took it to heart when his clapped that Spartan, best part you can hear it in his voice, this was too good..

[@cyberdemigod]

"Get brazilianed you femboy" is the best quote of this video. Followed by "Aghhhhhhhh!!"

[@cyberdemigod]

I cant find it anymore:(

[@calvinginn1637]

nobody: Ghost run mission on legendary be like: one person is ahead, other 3 are teleported constantly and die

[@dr.vikyll7466]

"Hey jarvis, activate cbt protocol" lel

[@imixupwords5340]

RIP Marine - Tried to get him the last Elite kill. He will be remembered...

[@jamiethehedgewolf351]

"This is a good ending!" 343: *laughs in Halo 5*

[@SkyNinja759]

**Bungie wraps up chief's story in Halo 3 with a satisfying ending.** 343i: [laughs in horrible sequels]

[@SkyNinja759]

@Deathtrooper204 I liked it. The Arbiter got his revenge on Truth. The flood was wiped out. Humanity survives the Covenant war with the elites ally. Guilty Spark dies. Johnson dies (sad but that wraps him up). The galaxy is saved. Master Chief lives, he's put into cyro sleep and he's hailed as a hero with a memorial and 21 gun salute. Only bad thing is that Chief is floating around in space, but all the Halo games end like that. It's a satifying ending for me as there's nothing to go back to at that point. It I am not mistaken, Bungie mever intended there to be any more sequels, so they took the noble approah and had Chief be put into the pod. Which to me signals that he continues to fight on, in CE we first see him het out of cryo sleep, so it's fitting he would go back in to end the series. The end loops back to the beginning.

[@darthmisogyny3828]

@@SkyNinja759 the legendary ending for halo 3 was a cop out and gave 343 a blue print for halo 4. Bungie shouldve never done it

[@irshadtyo]

@Deathtrooper204 let me guess you think H4 & H5 had better endings than CE - 3 lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@irshadtyo]

@@SkyNinja759 it’s the perfect swan song. Bungie’s trilogy ended were it started and 343 came in and ruined it. Halo 4 had a good ending if you don’t think about H5’s plot or ending too much. But h3 & H4 had the best endings in the series. Despite me preferring H3’s ending over h4’s

[@Kaleidescoop]

16:23 Reminds me of the Halo 2 Developers commentary where the devs said they originally had Miranda strap a bomb to Chief's back

[@Pt_Lacky]

It’s a crime we haven’t got a Space Combat based game like Empire At War for Halo.

[@AnotherWorthlessMoron]

Tf is empire at war

[@LukeSkywalker-fm1dc]

@@AnotherWorthlessMoron A star wars game, rts with both ground and space combat. look it up

[@theloner7477]

I love the collective "NOOOOOO" when that unnamed marine died and then they all just unloaded into that elite

[@rangerbones]

I see the tradition of Rimmy nailing aircraft with a pistol returns in this video

[@mrmonti620]

Hearing Warpig shout "UNO" at Rimmy's Dora bit made me legit spit out my drink.

[@prototypefae3749]

For a man that always wears a helmet, I've never seen a more broken man in that last cutscene

[@flamingdragon1527]

Fun fact: These Spartans use the jet pack to get onboard.

[@reivercaptain510]

Rimmy uploads: Me: *SLAMS THE BUTTON*

[@snatcher2592]

Same

[@MyToastyToast]

6:12 because im a nerd Spartan IV's were also genetically modified and grew to like 7 feet tall and stuff. So far there's no Spartan generation that hasn't needed intense biological augmentations, but the IV's were the first Spartan generation that didn't recruit children

[@drenchedinsyrupp6059]

The augmentations are a lot less powerful though and the Spartan IV’s are way weaker than Spartan II’s and III’s

[@MyToastyToast]

@@drenchedinsyrupp6059 Yes they definitely are weaker but that's less to do with augmentations and more with experience. John began training around 6 or 7 and was a tween/teen when he began actual missions, not to mention that the candidate pool for II's was for individuals so exemplary that less than a hundred were qualified. Spartan III's I'd argue were/are as powerful as IV's, given that they were "rushed" in the same manner as IV's and were "normal" kids, not like John and the II's. The only reason they used kids was because at the time they still couldn't augment adults.

[@drenchedinsyrupp6059]

@@MyToastyToast No, their augmentations are a lot less stronger - the reason why so many Spartan IIs died in training was because the augments would literally kill you

[@MyToastyToast]

@@drenchedinsyrupp6059 Yes and the augmentations in the IV generations had a less difficult time transitioning not because they were given less augmentations but more due to the advances in biological augmentation humanity had made in the 3+ decades since the II's.

[@drenchedinsyrupp6059]

@@MyToastyToast Spartan IIs got shit like bone grafts and were given extraordinarily powerful genetic supplements in their formative years whereas Spartan IVs were given augments when they were done maturing -- they're strong, but IIs are more heavily augmented

[@Bhargos]

Where are the EDF videos? You can't just sing that song without having any videos!

[@dodobird679]

Sheesh, I really hope that means an EDF fustercluck is upcoming Or at least a vod of a stream I can find somewhere

[@danny9008]

I love earth defence force

[@madrigal616]

The UNSC has several artillery pieces though, despite not having a mortar. Cobra as *very* direct fire, being basically a massive railgun on wheels. The Kodiak which is their actual artillery. And the Plasma Rhino which is basically a wraith but not.

[@Aerolfoz]

Weird to not hear even one complaint about how the beginning is set in the iconic ship from Halo 3... because it certainly wouldn't have been my first guess. It doesn't even look like a proper gun anymore!

[@adumb1423]

It doesn't look like a gun because the gun part went through the portal in Halo 3, while the back part of the ship was left behind.

[@Aerolfoz]

@@adumb1423 The back part IS the gun looking part, with the pistol grip... which is gone in Halo 4.

[@alexanderrobins7497]

Why does what’s left of the Forward Unto Dawn look bigger and completely different than it originally was in Halo 3? That would be like giving Master Chief a new set of armor while in cryo sleep.

[@Branflakes143]

They just didn't bother to model the Charon class frigate for the game. They used one of the new UNSC frigates (I think it's a Strident class) for the level. It's just another sign that Halo 4 (And by extension 5) are not very good games. The original design from Halo 2/3 is still considered canon, but 343 was just lazy making the first mission.

[@Aerolfoz]

@@Branflakes143 Other way around - the Charon was redesigned first, and then they reused *that* model for the new frigates. If anything it's worse.

[@NoName-mq7uw]

Ah yes you can hear their pain

[@ahumanname7791]

"Activate the CBT protocol"

[@karolkowalski3363]

@@ahumanname7791 *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH*

[@StephenJG22]

10:02 'Ain't nothing gonna break my stride, ain't nothing gonna hold me down, oh no...'

[@jakeshepherd7046]

This video is proof that everything is fun with friends.

[@dashiellgillingham4579]

You know, I personally don’t think this was a well-executed Halo game, but the actual narrative was well-chosen. If we’d gotten the actual follow up it needed, where the UNSC are bad and the antagonists of a story about the child soldier Master Chief slowly learning how to be human, probably joining the Insurrectionists or something, it would’ve redeemed itself for me.

[@daltongrant1403]

That shits on pre-existing lore tho. Child soldier master chief killed innies Why would he join them?

[@dashiellgillingham4579]

@@daltongrant1403 Because the UNSC is a military junta, and the lore goes out of its way to make sure you understand the insurrectionists were and are completely justified? They outright give you guns and fight beside you for a mission in Halo Reach. The actual lore books even do the whole 'mysterious disappearance to some distant utopia far away from war with the greatest heroes of mankind' thing, when it talks about the events of Admiral Preston Cole's last stand. They'd be the good guys if the UNSC wasn't the group with almost all of the big guns when the aliens invaded, and are unquestionably the good guys afterward. They're the emotional, vibrant, and varied humanity that the UNSC fought so hard to protect, now being kept down by them as the organization lingers after their war was won.

[@dashiellgillingham4579]

@@daltongrant1403 You wanna talk about lore-breaking, the Forerunners were ancient humanity in everything written prior to 2009 or so. This is obvious and stated explicitly by Spark two inches from your face at the end of Halo 3, they very poorly retconned it as 'oh, Guilty Spark's just crazy when he says this, and the Prophet of Truth was also crazy when he was talking about some Forerunners having been left behind, and Cortana remarking on how similar Forerunner tech is to human is because she was actually built with forerunner technology the whole time,' and so on. I accept it though, because the books were actually pretty dang good.

[@notbigbadhuffnpuff2034]

Yeah no that would never happen, not only because it would not make sense at all for master chief to just suddenly start killing humans but also because it would likely not make for any interesting enemies to face against in a halo game

[@jetstreamattano4176]

Gameplay wise it would have been pretty bland but story wise it would've been pretty dam good

[@nkosig4995]

I remembered halo 4 as a love story about humanity. Then I replayed it. It's literally just about a space vampire who's evil because he angr

[@justiceforjoggers2897]

He was one mad boi

[@SentinelEnforcer]

@@justiceforjoggers2897 *Mad boi uses force choke*

[@TheEmmissar]

I like how Greg Bear spent literally a trilogy of books establishing the Shakespearean tragedy that is the Didact, only for Halo 4 to explain basically none of it and to assume you had all of this lore going into the campaign.

[@Enderguy059]

@@TheEmmissar To say nothing of Halo 5 and its reliance on extended media in order for the player to know WTF is going on at any one time.

[@theguylivinginyourwalls]

@@Enderguy059 Doesn't 5 also contradict a bunch of stuff?

[@Ex0du52169]

Came for the fuckery, stayed for the EDF song.

[@danny9008]

I love earth defence force

[@hijimanoble1912]

13:05 As Gordon Ramsay would say ala Civvie 11 style: "IT'S FUCKIN' RAW"

[@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117]

Civvie really needs to make a series on the halo franchise. Even if he isn't a fan of it.

[@NoTLucas]

I'll always say I loved how Halo 4's story turned out, a shame they didn't take it anywhere with 5. But yeah, the campaign's gameplay was nothing special.

[@justiceforjoggers2897]

They took 4's story and slammed it into a dumpster fire barreling into a gas station.

[@cobraglatiator]

best part of 5 was the marketing, you remember that hunt the truth podcast shit? loved that shit. that's my fuckin shit dude. shit.

[@MagpieDynamics]

I love that I can hear Zoran slipping into his Leman Russ voice occasionally.

[@alhena11]

I admire Zoran for enduring this session. I would quit after first half hour.

[@Snakedude4life]

“Reclaimer” [Bugged Level PTSD] 🎩 🐍 no step on snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰

[@zachjordan7608]

fuck around and find out

[@Dbear39]

Government get out REEE

[@andrew-paulclements1502]

ONI would like to know your locations

[@Snakedude4life]

@@andrew-paulclements1502 In the mammoth that is currently traveling INTO the mountain and out into an unloaded part of the map. The objective marker is in the opposite direction, in the sky, 300 m up.

[@jajajajja3481]

@@Snakedude4life Great mission

[@breaded_butter6473]

With that plasma pistol shot at 13:25, I think Rimmy channeled his inner arma bolter pistol skills.

[@MDPToaster]

The only redeeming part of this game was the ending cut scene, Cortana saying goodbye to John always gets me, and the later scene with chief solemnly looking out at the earth realizing that everyone he’s ever known is now dead and that he as a Spartan is no longer a special part of the military... it just hits different after all these years

[@hey-zl4kh]

but hey she's alive and actually evil.

[@MDPToaster]

@@hey-zl4kh Thanks for reminding me why I hate 343.

[@axlem4549]

@@MDPToaster Yes, but so many people blasted them for the ending back then and made the writers backtrack and shoehorn Cortana in a story where she ruined the emotions of halo 4. I'm gonna blame it on the fans this time

[@elcazador3349]

@@axlem4549 The fans being upset is fine. They are not at fault here, 343 and Microsoft are. I do wonder if 343 had much of a plan going from 4 to 5.

[@sonicsucks2961]

@@MDPToaster Much more redeeming parts of this game.

[@qliphalpuzzle5453]

I can’t believe they’re bad at defeating the worst AI of any halo game

[@TheGreyWolf646]

Fun fact this game was made in two year.

[@SkyBornTiger]

"It has the shape but the taste is not quite right.".....

[@ItsJustVirgil]

Okay, say what you will about most of this, the broadsword section was amazingly fun, especially the ability to drift by banking and slowing.

[@Horgler]

I notice that this game loads faster and has a more stable framerate than any of the other Halos on MCC. I wouldn't put it past 343 to do this out of spite.

[@1005rhys]

@Pingers Bingers It would take a complete re-writing of the 3 games for them to fix it.

[@Frostyman452]

Huh, so this is Bungie’s fault. Makes sense actually, we probably ignored all this, not realizing that these bugs were there the whole time, and we only now realize that these bugs exist, but we blame 343 because of Halo 5 and there being internet connection problems on MCC.

[@Lucas61616]

Knew I'd this comment sometime. Not an apologist for bad decisions but thinking this is hilariously stupid, mainly because the original trilogy has always had pretty terrible net code comparatively

[@ryanmalone4464]

Can you imagine rimmy and his friends being in the actual halo universe. They would be like the crazy specialists like the bad batch in clone wars

[@wtfisthisnonsense]

Rimmy once again displays his talent for taking out aircraft with pistols.

[@hydrathedaydreamer]

16:00, Jackal was the impostor.

[@softgunforever]

hey Rimmy, whatever happened to the ARMA vid you recently uploaded?

[@panicbutton6135]

Yah what happened?

[@iplaygames8090]

@@panicbutton6135 prob meant to upload it some other time.

[@apyr1439]

It was made +18 and the appeal got rejected

[@thekommunistkrusader3921]

@@apyr1439 bruh... good thing I watched it

[@tadhgmcelligott3693]

Which one?

[@williamcadenhead6759]

About the Spartan-III program, they were created as an expendable version of the II's and as such had worse augments and they were given SPI armour, which was an attempt at stealth armour and was nowhere near as strong as MJOLNIR, however, the only alteration the IV's had was strengthening their bones to the point that they could use MJOLNIR at all

[@alphanoodle1877]

I feel bad for zoran, he just wanted some gaming time

[@4T3hM4kr0n]

to quote him "4 hours of nonestop bitching"

[@_vxd_]

Ya I feel that, sometimes it gets to be too much. Just enjoy the game for what’s there. Story isn’t bad anyway.

[@alphanoodle1877]

@@_vxd_ I agree, story was not that bad, rimmy and the gang are just annoyingly harsh when it comes to their opinion

[@killerkitten7534]

Honestly I could only watch like 4 minutes of this. Do people actually like watching someone bitch for 23 minutes straight about a game? Imagine what it was like to play with them. God this Zoran guy needs better friends

[@alphanoodle1877]

@@killerkitten7534 I was apart of the stream (zoran's stream because who wouldn't choose that loveable teddybear) and there was a part where they asked their chats if they were all cunts, zoran's said no. Literally everyone else's said yes, especially rimmy's

[@usagifang]

In response to 6:02, Spartan IIIs were the cheep mass produced Spartans but still as good as IIs. IVs are just spartan wannabes who had foam looking armor.

[@usagifang]

@rat but are still way way better the Spartan IVs.

[@CursedMoistMan690]

*"Ah my bones, my bones are made of bones"*

[@Pagan20-08]

16:18 that Ultras son wouldn't know his dad died because Sangheili kids are raised not knowing who their father is.

[@jiado6893]

"I have been sitting here for more than 4 hours with constant, NONSTOP bitching." That's some serious 'Leman Russ dealing with Ecclesiarch' vibes.

[@natpat6394]

I love that you guys can make this game fun. I never would have thought it was possible. Thank you

[@thecharmingplatypus3208]

Call me weird but Halo 4 will always have a spot in my heart, mostly just nostalgia I can admit but I will always enjoy playing it.

[@ussmontanabb-6792]

Fun fact, you just read this.

[@destinationkia1548]

I cant read

[@mj.arkhenium6853]

@@destinationkia1548 but you can write.

[@accountcounter1895]

No I didn’t

[@haxavage156]

Your shitting me

[@Palemagpie]

That was neither fun, or a fact

[@commanderstorm8874]

The voice actor for master chief has just done a amazing job I even got the Honor of meeting him and he even signed a poster

[@beepbeeptaco92]

This is unironically one of the funniest videos Rimmy has made

[@corvuscorax8437]

Im happy to know im the one who got zoran to baby cry during all this xD

[@adambaker2232]

the singing of EDF songs makes me want a video on EDF 5 or 6 when that drops.

[@FuelDropforthewin]

Rimmy: Has sidearm. Enemy Aircraft: I'm in danger.

[@frank_calvert]

>sprint is c the amount of keys i changed was TWICE AS MANY AS THE REST. usually the others have some logical choices

[@hardcase722]

Hearing you try to talk about the Spartan 3s gave me a stroke

[@DolanOk]

Was that actually Johnson or just some random black NPC lmao 😂

[@ToxicMynd]

Spartan 3s were trained by a trio of spartan 2s, the only one I can recall the name of being Kurt Ambrose, and were basically meant to be cheaper and more mass producable than the spartan 2s. Same training same augmentations, but less strict genetic and age criteria(2s were around age 5-6, 3s were as old as 13) because rather than fighting rebels the unsc were at this point at war with the covenant and needed a larger number of augmented soldiers to fight.

[@thesussybaka7733]

At first it was just Kurt After that the survivors of the second generation of 3s became instructors

[@VegetaLF7]

@@thesussybaka7733 Was about to say that. Kurt was the only Spartan-II to teach the Spartan-IIIs. The others were Beta-Company survivors of Spartan-IIIs, basically the only survivors of their company.

[@anondescriptbullet]

unpopular opinion: i like this game also this is EXACTLY what getting punched by chief would look like 2:46

[@Beanie28]

I liked the games story it was good then halo 5 made the ending pointless and pissed me off

[@megaman37456]

I actually like 4's Multiplayer.

[@nattly6340]

@@megaman37456 same, halo 4s multiple player was the most fun I had in any halo game

[@megaman37456]

@@nattly6340 I'm working on a massive hide and seek map for Halo 4 atm and it's gonna be amazing! So many "Terroriser" spots.

[@hawkinsgames5773]

@@nattly6340 infected on Galileo always made for some good laughs

[@Nate-ms4be]

I grew up with Halo 4 and I love it to this day

[@edgemaverik]

This really just seems like the pc version is bad while the console version isnt(or at least not as bad) I feel bad for Zoran who obviously likes the game and just wanted a good time, but had to sit though 4 hours of complaints. Nothing against Rimmy, but that was hard to watch.

[@killerkitten7534]

I mean the dude is complaining about a game that’s nearly a decade old now. And Zoran basically had to listen to the same complaints people have been spouting for the past 8 years. Dude probably just wanted to play a game but had to listen to his friend bitch the whole time. Game isn’t even bad lol

[@Rythaze]

Fr lmaooo genuinely felt bad

[@werkatfischer3183]

@@killerkitten7534 the game is bad and you are bad.

[@thewanderer5506]

H4 is the only Halo game I've played (years and years ago) I only remember it b/c tutorial ship area, and the fact they had those orange mech guys you could turn into guns. (Forerunners iirc?) This game has a ton of once-off things that I love (Mammoth, Pelican, Mantis, etc..)

[@daveschiffer2601]

16:09 that one kid on the bus

[@cheese6039]

17:12 vlambeer mode engaged

[@augustocesar5191]

If they think this is bad imagine when they play halo 5 bruh

[@wardragon9438]

Yeah halo 5 was a let down

[@firstnamelastname-oy7es]

I wonder if it will get put on MCC when infinite comes out

[@sargentomayoraveryjuniorjo2006]

@@firstnamelastname-oy7es That wouldn't make sense because Halo 5 isn't part of the MCC, if it's coming will be outside of the collection

[@1005rhys]

@@firstnamelastname-oy7es they already said it wont.

[@Frostyman452]

I doubt there’ll be many complaints about bugs, more about how fucking awful the story is compared to even Halo Wars. P.S I love Halo Wars but the story is pretty damn confusing and vague, like, what mission? We’re on a mission? To do what? Oh so you’ll never explain this to me okay.

[@unbreakablelag]

I didn’t see the stream, but it looks like they had more fun here then in halo 3. Maybe it’s just cause it’s the highlights?

[@SomeKindaSpy]

What Rimmy said about a Halo game where you fight humans: I want a Halo game based entirely around a Covie's perspective of just mowing down humans (or another primitive species). Or about Spartans taking down an insurrection pre-war.

[@TmsFin]

9:00 We all have made this mistake rimmy, especially those who have played halo 2 on legendary.

[@Bobsmith-re6gc]

Bruh I just played through the whole game not knowing C was the sprint key

[@Rainbowhawk1993]

I just remapped it to shift and ability to q.

[@bulldowozer5858]

14:55 "I'm naughty" -Rimmy (Holosexual, 2020)

[@zuulmeister8409]

I now want nothing more than to watch the Fustercluck Crew play Earth Defense Force!!!

[@British_Barbarian]

Rimmy continues to take down aircraft with small arms