Rimworld 31v3 self service burn box

Unstable 1.0.1980

[@ave789]

"And that's when they realise - the walls are covered in scratches."

[@randomguy123321123]

A true man of culture

[@Stonecargo21]

**mandatory milk comment**

[@deathglow99]

hey hey people

[@GutterTurtle]

The words of god

[@harryvaranaukas6955]

Is that quote from a book or something it's great

[@ikjman1]

When your colonists are not capable of violence

[@PatrickRatman]

* W H E E Z E* bruh i was just thinking about this the other day.

[@Shubdooba]

Just goes to show those incapable of violence are actually more capable then they appear

i thought that the incapable of violent meant that i can only hide them until others kill the raiders. But this video proves that they can indirectly cause violence :D

[@liama5223]

Your honor... We didn't start the fire, it was always burning since the world's been turning.

[@TheIceThorn]

use their violence against them.

[@andyzhao5282]

"The Raiders are fleeing" No they aren't.

[@xxCrimsonSpiritxx]

not today, zerg!

[@nbewarwe]

Raider 1: Oh god, they led us into a trap Raider 2: Dont worry, it looks like they built this thing out of wood. I got this R1: NO WAIT! R2: *throws Molotovs* AHA! Now we wait for the fire to burn our way out. Im a genius. Hey, does it feel hot all of a sudden?

[@plansh0332]

Yes kakakkakaka

[@user-tq9ls5qq6g]

Ha ha ha 😄

[@johnrackham8429]

Haha! Good one 😂

[@MrBaldwin]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Sheeshman517]

@@MrBaldwin ...

[@iamnotawesome227]

I think I would've given up before 100 degrees. Kudos to those raiders staying strong till at least 600.

[@oldUmanUshea]

That's Celsius too!

[@localman9063]

@@oldUmanUshea Holy shit!!!😂😂😂💔

[@iamnotawesome227]

@@oldUmanUshea I mean I live in MN, so maybe I'd only be able to go to about 100 Fahrenheit anyhow.

[@user-vq5hh9bk2m]

What, would you have given up and walked out?

[@lorrdy7640]

They should be dead before even reaching 100°C

[@noose6052]

"Maybe don't set the building on fire when you're trap in it" - Sun Tze

[@darthalex3]

ah yes, my favorite philosopher, Sun Tze

[@hadengibbons3539]

Crocodile sun tze (Sry for necro)

[@derekthehalfabee7942]

There is something dark about seeing 'Pirates are fleeing' seconds before they all collapse to the ground, the banging going quiet leaving only the roar of the fire as they all lay on the floor dying.

[@__-yu8vi]

The entire point of burnboxes is capturing raiders alive.

[@threemountainsgaming7560]

@@__-yu8vi No.

[@qwertzritter5197]

@@__-yu8vi it really istn xD

[@josephjucker5620]

Your comment is both artistic and a horrifying ballad of sadism. A+

[@malkeus6487]

It's a fairly horrifying way to go, but when you consider what they were there to do it balances out. Plus it was 99% self inflicted, op just provided the opportunity

[@Sherudons]

When your colonists are incapable of fire fighting and violence.... But really good at cooking...

[@MrWolf1424]

Stolen comment

[@theperson_12]

@@MrWolf1424 stolen reply

[@user-fj3co9kz6m]

C o o k i n g 100（Skyrim level up SE）

[@ordinaryfellow9093]

@@MrWolf1424 stolen pfp

[@MrWolf1424]

@@ordinaryfellow9093 there wasn't a way i could pay for it so if there isn't a price for it and there isn't anyone saying i cannot use it why is it stolen then

[@utsupinku5997]

Ratten: I can't believe it, we're trapped in here! Benjamin, already lighting a fire: What?

[@youtubeisnotsocialmedia]

oh, that's what it means by self service

[@airedrew_7292]

I remember building a fine tuned oven that could hold over 100 raiders and heat up just enough to cause non-lethal extreme heat stroke, then I just send in my colonists wearing full devilstrand to strip everyone then take the good prisoners. Generated such an obscene amount of wealth that I could bribe every faction except the permanently hostile ones to be my allies and could summon endless caravans.

[@wojtekrybak903]

Make a film please. Sounds like a lot of fun!

[@vixeythevixen]

war crimes simulator

[@hackermanack3393]

Either make a giant oven or a giant meat freezer, ez

[@id_NaN]

that has some 1930s germany vibes to it

[@rasmusforlorn7767]

Rather 40s. That horrible mostly happened in Eastern Europe and the Germans only arrived there a bit later.

[@zacpa7869]

The colonists should get a PTSD debuff for hearing the bangs on the steel wall growing softer and then silence….

[@samj3417]

This is immensely fucked up. Beautiful.

[@emanuellopez8578]

They went from "We'll open this fucking door" to "Please open the door" really quick

[@rustyshackleford1508]

Technically this was just a mass suicide.

[@piggypoo]

"I want to play a game"

[@shawndythomas2683]

Organized mass suicide, by someone else

[@b-1battledroid674]

Funny, now they are commiting war crimes against themselves

[@molybdaen11]

The colonists are clearly innocent since they not touched the raiders even once. Not they fault if the raiders decided to ignore the warning signs :)

[@Michas333]

ah rimworld, my favourite warcrime simulator.

[@fabf77]

Raider 1: "narrow corridors traces of ash on the ground new wood walls strong roast smell This is a trap!" Raider 2: -throw a molotov against the wall "You've said something?"

[@HalIOfFamer]

Temperature resistance on some of these bois. Still alive at 1000 C is impressive.

[@molybdaen11]

Any real human would have problems to even breath above 50 degree.

[@zorgestorm]

But devilstand xD

[@MrNoidannuoli]

@@molybdaen11 No

[@felipdn3329]

@@molybdaen11 No

[@leonelcortes5094]

@@molybdaen11 No

[@threemountainsgaming7560]

"Pirates are fleeing" To hell they are...

[@icevlad148]

I like how the raiders started the fire themself.

[@alucard8544]

Woah dude. Works like charm

[@airstrike9002]

"As they slowly manage to crawl halfway through the tunnel I quickly go all Edgar Allan Poe on them and seal the entrance behind them" - A very wise man

[@Paolini_18]

Golden tables to attract them inside is clever but i'd build 2 layers of stone walls since they nearly got out here and take out half the colonists to repair from the outside aswell. Wooden floors would be smart too.

[@remliqa]

Hay flooring would be better. Those are extra combustible. The problems with adding any flooring is it increases the movement speed of enemies, thus giving your pawns less time to prepare walls.

[@billycrooks8401]

@@remliqa placing wooden barricades would slow + burn I guess

[@remliqa]

@@billycrooks8401 The sandbags here are doing the same thing as those wooden barricades.

[@jimboblordofeskimos]

@@remliqa this is from 3 years ago, barricades wherent a thing then.

[@cebulak6695]

@@jimboblordofeskimos But sandbangs were

[@SR-mm2ru]

Started my day with this. It's going to be a good day. Thank you.

[@-na-nomad6247]

Same, not sure about the good part though

[@shigekisun3922]

This is actually how I raid, build an small kill box (out of their trees most of the time) and then provoke them into coming towards me

[@robdom91]

Raider 1: Hah! Those fools think they locked us in here! The inner walls are wood! I'm gonna burn our way out! Raider 2: No, wait! Don't fall for that! Don't light it on fire! NOOO! Pawns: Welp, now we just wait until the screaming stops...

[@kwdblade4683]

"You picked the wrong colony, fool!"

[@rynaro88]

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[@pyritepaladin5647]

my favorite way to do this is building the whole structure out of stone, just one long corridor, and then planting corn along the second half of the snaking corridor. the corn only needs to be replaced every so often when it rots, but other than that its free and can handle infinite raiders as long as they dont just tunnel around it into the base. only takes one colonist to close the doors in a pinch

[@bibby659]

Seems like it could still be improved upon.

[@zubinkynto]

With more fire, of course.

[@infinitechoices1641]

This is sick because you can capture a ton of pawns very fast. You just need enough food and space and security.

[@michaelhice7636]

Lol, though at first the this is sick was a "This is sick....." but after reading the whole thing, it's obviously a "this is sick!(bro)"

[@CapitalTeeth]

"Don't put the walls on fire for fucks sake" -Aristotle, I think

[@Definitely_a_Fox]

I love everything about this video!

[@mellemuck7812]

Nice Video, btw you can shift + right click to add multiple things to priority tasks

[@Sindikat657]

That was awesome! Thanks for helping.

[@dmkuznezov4341]

Damn! Author is a kind of war strategist!

[@Omega0850]

I love the smell of well cooked raider in the morning.

[@kauqkau8430]

At the end theyre booming like pop corn

[@ryder1658]

This is so genius. How is this three years old and I haven’t seen it yet

[@XOPOIIIO]

And only in the last moment they realized they should flee.

[@lightfallonthehead3842]

The fabled golden chairs

[@d.b.1710]

The sound of them fainting and dying is like mosquitos going in the light trap. Like popping popcorn. Lol... so satisfying 😌 you will be accounted for all you've killed in heaven bro. Even it's just only a videogame. -10 points to heaven

[@sharathvasudev]

it's technically suicide, not his fault. it's devs fault for having this AI

[@HowToChangeName]

Its called self defense with assisted suicide

[@alanstringer.]

"Pirates from Zoya's Sledgehammers are fleeing." Nope.

[@mtf_iota-10]

Medium-rare, my favorite

[@pro100nex]

Зер гуд Вальдемар Зер гуд. Отличное изобретение для казни

[@stephanedegremont4961]

Vid is cut but I bet it leaves a pretty clean place too, no unpleasant deadbody sight here.

[@CamposGaspar]

That's gold.

[@bashkin1627]

Connection terminated. I’m sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you even remember that name. But I’m afraid you’ve been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit. A maze with no prize. You don’t even realise you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near. Yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them. None of you will. This is where the story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing, not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, but I have a feeling that’s not what you want. I have a feeling you are right where you want to be. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits. They don’t belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace or perhaps war, waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell is waiting to swallow you whole. So don’t keep the devil waiting, friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return aswell. It’s in your nature to protect the innocent. I’m sure that on that day, the day you were shut out, and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arm, the way you lifted them into yours. And then, what became of you? I should’ve known you wouldn’t be content to disappear. Not my daughter. I couldn’t save you then, so let me save you now. It’s time to rest, for you, and for those you’ve carried into your arms, this ends. For all of us. End of communication.

[@jebus_the_debilus]

Geniuses of rimworld

[@princessrandom8564]

they started hitting the walls with raiding violent intentions, they ended up hitting the walls in despair of escaping this hell they created for themselves

[@civicboi96]

Wow. The germans should be taking notes here.

[@tigrdog6193]

I currently have a massive mountain base with a big prison. I repurposed it as logging for a group of travelers who then betrayed me. I locked the door and watched them burn

[@LeinGamer]

Yet your pawns can get heatstroke too. Am i right?

[@j0utubeblows]

No because their room is unroofed.

[@TurkeyMaze]

@@j0utubeblows what's the point of the chairs?

[@j0utubeblows]

@@TurkeyMaze raider bait

[@ryangreenwood433]

Nothing beats the smell of war crimes in the morning

[@davidikust]

Clever. Very clever

[@mrgamerguy9104]

That's when they realize, they set their own tomb.

[@willywillycow]

Now question, how do you put the fire out?

[@TykoF]

Mad genius

[@user-es8cm2xo4h]

What a great idea

[@profwoland8942]

“Hi I’m Bam Margera and this is Jackass”

[@bogdan_bovt]

Haha nice, should try it

[@20ZZ20]

Self service burn box sounds like an ancap meme

[@crazyflaps169]

That’s pretty damn clever

[@rickysmyth]

That's brilliant

[@user-tg7ll4wi6n]

Ты просто злой гений!

[@derpyhooves4287]

I wish I would do this, but making a firing line is fun too

[@aldouztek2784]

Clever

[@TukozAki]

and lovely.

[@ege9636]

Dude that's fuckin brutal

[@Aro9-]

"I am gonna do what is called War crime"

[@anotheruser676]

'Don't worry, when this doomsday rocket spontaneously explodes the wall will open!'

[@Aligat0rX]

if you think about giving up and running away ... but you're already lying on the pyre

[@rrralpop157]

Is cannibalism available in this game? They're literally ready meal for the whole winter

[@Gregory_Swan]

For some pawns (colonists), yes

[@jacob7718]

its not just available you can make a religion around it.

[@najovi9430]

beautiful

[@swecreations]

Just a question, wouldn't an incendiary IED be easier and do the same thing?

[@HowToChangeName]

Thats not self serving and enemy ran away once ignited which make it kinda useless if there's not enough flammable or when enemy is still too close to entrance/simply too many

[@swecreations]

@@HowToChangeName Well I guess you could put it at the end of it?

[@nommy8599]

@@swecreations "The best part is no part" - SpaceX design philosophy

[@HowToChangeName]

Laughs in endgame marine armor clad raider

[@rodrigoe.martinmusri8775]

OMG!!!! SO GOOD!!

[@Smamliaev]

Это гениально

[@claytonkickflip7595]

I don’t see how stuff like this is fun

[@weebagamoscow9071]

You can make pawns do more tasks by prioritising activities while holding shift

[@Vantaz]

He does that in the video with the movement to close the hold open door

[@Jacob-ldk]

Raider: how war we go out? We are trap Oder raider: we have molotov? We use that instead Raider: ok **80 Seconds Later**

[@JoTheVeteran]

My only problem is that, while you do that, a few of them wreak hell upon your main base.

[@therandomlaniusedward2140]

Olga of Kyiv moment

[@Harkness197]

1200 degrees!

[@darkfangulas]

No wooden floors?

[@SocialCredit-sz2tf]

Good furnace

[@maniac7417]

they cried & cried nobody came to their help, these raids died painfully this is the reason why rimworld is a game where war crimes are common and fun

[@hinturi4293]

Looks like hitler was reincarnated in rimworld

[@BaronVonMott]

"If you're not cheating, you're not trying."

[@j_a_sny_]

Genius.

[@buckaroobonzai2909]

Makes me think of the bronze bull for killing people in by burning a fire under it.

[@waydenrd4539]

it this because of the method used to K.O them that they are all capturable or because of gamerules changed?

[@j0utubeblows]

Yes, it is because of the method. If they fall from an inflicted injury, they have a chance of automatically dying. But from statuses such as heat, cold, and sickness, they are all capturable.

[@shpentzy]

This is the most inhumane way to kill someone... I LOVE IT!

[@drummerdon5093]

Something to feed my wargs

[@1Ramen4ik]

Hmm, thanks

[@gatocuervo_]

La verdadera kill box

[@wendelsantana7332]

are u german by any chance?

[@elfi2978]

Ohh.. self burns are rare

[@pashkek3884]

Genius

[@timonix2]

What happens if they are sappers?