【Ring Suzune】RPG Syndrome - Eng Sub【Yuuhei Catharsis】

Requested (Hope you enjoy anon!)
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RPGシンドロームにようこそ
手に取った瞬間からゲームスタートだよ！
発売日は不良にカツアゲされないように家までダッシュだよ！
アーユーレディ？
Welcome to RPG syndrome
The game starts from the moment you pick it up!
On the day of release you better dash all the way home to make sure your copy doesn't get stolen!
are you ready?
買った武器が次のダンジョンで落ちてたって
平気だよ！
弟にセーブデータ上書きされても
泣いちゃダメ！
Even if the weapons you just bought degenerate in the next dungeon
it’s fine!
Even if your little brother overwrites your save date
Don’t cry!
「お母さん、ぼくね
家族の大切さ 命の尊さを このゲームで勉強してるんだ
だから……」
「Mom~ You see, I’m studying the importance of family and the value of life with this game- so~」
RPG！今日は学校を休みます
ずる休み～
みんな心配かけてごめん、でも行かなきゃ
RPG！裏切られるのは慣れてるし
予想済み～
ステータスアップアイテムは主人公しか使わせない！
RPG! I'll be absent from school today
Playing hookey~
Sorry for worrying you everyone, but I gotta go
RPG! I’m already used to being betrayed so
I saw it coming~
Don't let anyone but the protagonist use status items!
長時間プレイ、休憩を取りなね！
Sir yes sir！
No taking breaks after a long play!
Sir yes sir!
細かい戦闘表示？無視して通れ！
Sir no sir！
A random encounter happens? Ignore it and advance!
Sir no sir!
お母さんの掃除機にも要注意！
Sir yes sir！
Watch out for mom’s vacuum cleaner too!
Sir yes sir!
次の道がわからない？ネットで調べろ！
Sir yes sir！
Don’t know where to go next? Look up a guide!
Sir yes sir!
「クックック……待っていたぞ、勇者よ。お前にわしが倒せるかな？ ぐわぁぁ」
「これで世界が平和になるぞ！」
「いや、まだだ」
「へ？」
「これが私の最終形態だ！」
回復アイテムは足りてるか？いよいよ、ラスボスだー！
「Muhaha I’ve been waiting for you, hero. I wonder if you can defeat me? Gyaa-」
「Now the world will finally be at peace!」
「No, I haven’t been defeated yet」
「huh？」
「This is my final form!」
Do you have enough healing items? We've finally reached the last boss!
RPG！レアなアイテムも使い切れ！
惜しまずに～
どうせもったいなくて使わずに終わるよ
RPG！母親の声に振り向くな
「ごはんよ～」
今日は徹夜になるつもりでコントローラー握れ！
RPG! Use up all those rare items!
Don't hoard them~
if you don’t you’ll just end up never using them anyway
RPG! Don’t pay attention when mom calls
「Food’s ready～」
Seize your controller with the intention of an all nighter!
これで学校で一番最初に全クリしたぞ！
もう夜明けだ、寝よう……
俺達の戦いはまだ始まったばかりだぜ！
幽閉カタルシス先生の次回作にご期待ください
(I think there’s a line missing here but it’s too distorted for me to figure out)
With this I’m the first person to clear the game in my school!
Aa… It’s already dawn, Let’s get some sleep
Our battle has only just begun!
Look forward to us in Yuuhei Catharsis’ next work! (wow that's sad now)
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Song - Yuuhei catharsis / 幽閉カタルシス
Vocals - Ring Suzune
Illust - pikonisai
(I couldn't find much in the way of specific credits but I've been told this was arranged by HiZuMi!)
this is a tentative upload since the song may be copyrighted by
sound voltex and I'll take it down if so (lyics will be posted on blog)
I only translated this video, all credit goes to the original creators please support them instead! this video was created for non-profit entertainment purposes only.

[@kisu_odd]

"look forward to us" I still am.

[@deltathedummy2303]

rest in peace ring you'll be missed alongside zaharyia

[@CovericanOtashku]

I'm waiting for someone to make Ring Suzune revive , she is such a wonderful vocaloid

[@ashimochi]

There's an utau revival

[@hopeb2341]

SHE SOUNDS SO CUTE HOLY-

[@kaylactic]

she sounds great TT~TT

[@pjuster2]

Wasn't Ring never released?

[@Forgetfulsubs]

pjuster2 Yep, Yuuhei Catharsis was one of the few users of the beta voicebank (they made some of the official demos) so this is one of the few songs featuring her :~;

[@underscoredotpng]

​@@Forgetfulsubs can you provide me a download link to this song?