RIP BOZO

[@RoulicisThe]

9:50 There were 3 people capable of healing, and it's the freaking warrior that tried to save his mate with a bandage because the 3 fucktards were too busy checking the loot. This guy lost his character because three people forgot to put their glasses on >

[@visoth7791]

The hunter (PoV) also tried to heal him with bandages, but because warrior did it first, it targeted himself. The DPS cared more about the tanks health than the healers.

[@imyournme6632]

This is why you don't level with dungeons if you don't know these people are actually worth their mothers egg.

[@abra4662]

i blame the hunter because why not?

[@graefus]

The guy himself didn't even notice to call for a heal on him.

[@Megaloth-qc4tj]

Yeah ngl that clip alone put me off hardcore for good. I’m feeling unbelievable second-hand rage just watching it

[@mrsrefrigerator]

Gnome Mage dying in a fucking puddle because he's too short is maybe the best Gnome Mage death so far.

[@Dxwill10]

4:06 Kungen is so used to being involved with wipes he just assumes it's his fault whenever something goes wrong 🤣

[@JaxonHaxon]

it was still his fault 😂😂😂

[@willianzorzi6026]

How?

[@Kyndral22]

@@JaxonHaxon nah it was found out that the multishot from the hunter caused the pull to get messed up

[@Jutastre]

@@willianzorzi6026 For grouping up with a hunter obviously.

[@JaxonHaxon]

​@@Kyndral22 @Jutastre i was being sarcastic but here's your answer

[@misternoodle1236]

Sparta at 10:30 deserves more love. The level of awareness this guy showed was stellar and is someone I would want in my HC group. People can call out to get teammates healed, but it is another step to try to DO something about it. I would probably not trust any of those people capable of healing.

[@attack125]

i have not gotten to that part yet. but i do remember me as a hunter back in the original tbc. i was mister awareness. while i was doing my usual dps. i was also doing cc on 2 mobs at the same time (keeping them perma stunned with traps and scatter shot and other things) i would keep an eye on the healer at all times and distracting shot or atleast do whatever i can to pull aggro off him if any ad moved towards the healer. i'd be doing off healing with first aid. (at the right times so that it's not just a single tick) i'd warn people of getting too close to aggro radius. and (in hardcore it doesn't matter ofcourse) i even remember a raid where the entire raid died. (40 people) and i was the only one who survived with my feign death. and i used goblin jumper cables to revive a healer. who then rezzed others and we could bring back the whole raid. instead of having to start over because of respawns.

[@Kpaxlol]

The ABSOLUTE classic, not healing the tank after a fight is over while he has a lethal dot😂 been happening for 20 years.

[@ishae3198]

That DMF cannon is very hard. You have to click off the buff at the right moment to land in the target, and since you have a lot of horizontal velocity it's not as simple as clicking it off when you're directly overhead. The target isn't large and if you miss (or you don't even try) then you die. It's a funny minigame normally but in HC it's brutal.

[@wtfserpico]

It's a funny minigame normally but in HC it's even more hilarious! ftfy

[@Zabzim]

You need to click it off as you approach the water shore, then you hit it bag in the centre of the target. Sadly you still get nothing so this is really a loose, loose, loose in this scenario.

[@cherrymartini]

well it was funny in this case, RIPBOZO

[@nostars8804]

How loose? I am trying to keep my gameplay tight. @@Zabzim

[@Zabzim]

@@nostars8804 the lose sort

[@Thamer4life]

Hardcore wow is like the UFC: it's more fun to vicariously enjoy watching someone else get brain damage than to get it yourself.

[@Remo_1997]

This 🤣🤣🤣

[@yurilopes420]

modern youtube gaming in a nutshell: do everything in your power to turn an entertainment purposes activity into the most hair pulling despair inducing shit you can put yourself through honestly, i do not get it. it's this and people who do souls runs like no hits or fists only to LITERALLY take 5 hours to fight a boss, it's like.. bro just go like haave fun or somethignn

[@Barrythebarnabas]

FACTS

[@Barrythebarnabas]

@yurilopes420 for some people THAT IS the fun. Like for me personally, learning Spanish would feel much less rewarding if I was naturally talented at it vs working hard to become fluent. It feels more rewarding when you handicap yourself and STILL win.

[@ArmorofGod610]

The hate in Asmon”s face at @10:40 ….I felt that.

[@michaelk1051]

Too busy looking at the loot and rolling for it....

[@showboateee727]

100% @@michaelk1051

[@zanon3clisis378]

pissed at the healers

[@muffemod]

that's the most fired up I've seen asmon

[@Menry3427]

clips like that are why I will NEVER tank in HC

[@AHersheyHere]

Bozo's deeds will be remembered. 6:51 "That's a big RIP Bozo." Never forgotten.

[@Zabzim]

The guy is a truly utterly terrible mage and so the death is well deserved and he should reroll to a warrior or something.

[@luccan]

8:04 gnome death in a fountain. The absolute dream

[@techi602]

first rule of HC, don't go AFK outside towns!

[@CuppaGi]

I'll never understand why people stop and sigh in relief when they get away at 1hp. Dude. You're at 1hp. YOU'RE NOT SAFE YET! HEAL YOURSELF! And then a random mob or dot finishes them off.

[@thornet1234]

he was already eating to heal at that point dude, redundant comment.

[@ghassencsetwow]

ice block @@thornet1234

[@jeremiahwarden5959]

Mages who die from falling would be the baby deer the mother would throw to the wolves when chased in order to save herself, in a previous life.

[@kymox9945]

that tirion death was epic

[@davidhenry1421]

One thing about being a healer in HC, you need a core group. There are so many healers at DM, you can't even pug a group. Once you hit 40, you will get endless whispers from full groups who need heals. At that point some dumb ass hunter or mage has killed all the healers sending them back to DM. If you are a healer you need a core group that will reroll with you if you die as heals. Never go in a dungeon with a PUG.

[@mekkiepoo]

Both the hunter and the warrior tried to bandage that guy while the healers had their heads up their asses. Sad.

[@jigsy3906]

that is why I will never play tank in HC healers like this are everywhere

[@dmarsub]

The problem is even if you know this stuff as a tank and call it out before people will be like "this is easy of course we would heal if you have dots on you, just let me play the game." As a tank in hc i have seen so many healer dc's random wands into big pulls, trolls activating more candles, peoppe doublepulling by accident as they are impatient. Etc

[@rahn45]

Makes me wonder how many people have had the honor of being killed by Tiron himself...

[@Daisieheart]

that tank apologizing for the hunter's mistake is so sad yet so real

[@Darkstorm299]

Not gonna lie, watching these terrible hunters is making me want to level up a hunter in HC just out of principle. EDIT: Yes I realized it's Principle now not Principal lol.

[@brictit]

for real

[@hm-tr2lh]

It’s so boring like 3 buttons max honestly kinda depressing

[@brictit]

@@hm-tr2lh im ready for max self loathing dont worry. best part

[@Tea_Dawg]

⁠@@hm-tr2lhhunters mark, auto attack, mend pet

[@Khaostheory1980]

I am leveling a hunter as a second character. Level 20 right now but it's really chill (read: dull) but it is easy and you can kind of afk it to a certain extent. Most mobs don't even require anything more than send pet and autoshot. I am doing it whilst watching videos, it's really laid back leveling.

[@augurypleasant4506]

2:55 I recognized this one by sound alone. This guy woke me up at one point because I guess whoever I had been watching beforehand raided his stream while I was sleeping. His repeated chants of "Oh my god" sent me into a semi-conscious rage and I closed the tab with my eyes half closed. Didn't realize he died to a fucking shark lol

[@sirprize5191]

Literally the same reaction. Fast forwarded in anger. Some people are inherently annoying

[@jerrylu367]

"What'd you die to?" "Mooncloth."

[@Linkforlife199]

Imagine dying to drowning in the Temple of the Moon in Darnassus of all places where the water is like 3 feet deep. The healers not healing the tank after the fight, I think what happened was their loot window was covering their entire screen, Atheaa looked like she was oom, but Dag AND the shaman both had the mana to make sure he didn't die.

[@Gaunerchen]

A question you should never seek the answer to in hardcore wow: What does this do?

[@erz3030]

I can't tell you how much these brighten my day everytime I see a new one out. I hope this never gets old

[@Pengochan]

1:50 healers always like to stay away from the action, often with good reason, but in this fight the healer needs to be positioned so his heal aggro gides the boss (close enough) to the tank, but still stay far enough from and behind the mobs (don't remember what abilities they have, but these constructs hit pretty hard). 6:40 he was on auto, half asleep. On that beach you can't do that, you always have to be on the lookout for the elite. 11:00 remind people beforehand, *don't immediately loot.* A good healer knows to keep it up when the fight is over and in which fights this is essential, but loot windows popping up are always a distraction. Note how the tank himself *also* didn't realize what was happening until it was too late.

[@spikertaker]

The worst are healers who get aggro and run away from the tank.

[@AMDeZani]

"Note how the tank himself also didn't realize what was happening until it was too late." It doesn't matter if the tank realised or not, he had literally no ability to save himself because he was CC'd by the same DoT that was killing him

[@Pengochan]

@@AMDeZani It also is the healers job to watch for that health. I only wanted to point out how people switch off their attention after the fight, especially with that loot on the screen.

[@DBZ-Mousa]

"PUT YOUR FAITH IN THE LIGHT!!!!" I freaking lost in man! I was having a laughing attack! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

[@AZ-rl7pg]

Honestly I feel like the fact that the game practically plays itself (addons, guides, macros, ect. all built-in and at your finger tips) is a big reason why so many people, especially high level characters, die for dumb reasons. It's caused too many people to basically play on autopilot instead of actually learning to play the game effectively.

[@superbnns]

Mages with the Rare Elite border always die the dumbest

[@Detlions2007]

i literally did the same thing on my 58 shaman, with the cannon pretty much landed on that same hut but lived with like maybe 200 hp

[@techi602]

Yeah I wonder how many players tried this canon for the first time on HC 😆

[@gibble7863]

15:59 bro i cried laughing! he actually played that really well, despite not needing to do anything... and then he got mced and i just couldnt contain it. Its been a long time since iv actually laughed out loud in my room on my own but god damn getting owned by tirion for trying to help him is just peak irony

[@gaysfortrump2024]

his mistake was not saving iceblock. also could've countered but too slow.

[@Bahtou1]

In hc always leave up a block just in case u might get rocked

[@beaubalentine4403]

That elite turtle in Hinterlands hits HARD! I duo'ed that quest with a hunter and pulled aggro off of the pet as a rogue...luckily I had vanish.

[@garycannon4644]

You ain't kidding I tried fighting that thing as a prot pally and it whooped my ass

[@haltern631]

ez solo for priest

[@_n_l_]

I can‘t live without these anymore

[@absalomvane7776]

I miss the yoshi death noise, tbh. Not feeling the sonic rings.

[@gregaclark2]

as a healer, 16:20 hits close to home. bad pull, so you just get rdy, then you hear a mana drain hit you... then it's an even worse pull than you thought

[@lordmark4966]

w sparta gigachad, actual good person looking out for the homie

[@horseradish5742]

The one in the Temple of Elune got me... "Goddess bless you" indeed.

[@vorvolakas]

i love your reaction man when the tank died without healing. that's the soul of a tank. that the pain all player who play tank experienced before. its the exact sentence i told them when i first saw this clip :DD

[@garytonion8661]

Mazmud was half asleep in auto mode haha that's what happens when you don't pay attention in hardcore

[@Icewind007]

I haven't played Wow for over a decade, but I can still relate to the pain. I cannot imagine playing hardcore though. I like risks too much.

[@solidsolaire]

asmongold bald

[@MikeyJ96]

Solid solaire also has no hair

[@Thamer4life]

True and real

[@dragoon260]

W based af!!

[@Sets.]

Asmongbald

[@camlop8635]

You're next buddy don't worry

[@CandymanSays]

Remember to level your defense skill. Makes those hits that eat your hp bar away, easier to heal through.

[@wobblysauce]

Same with the different weapons… so when you get that ‘Upgrade’ you actually hit the target as a tank.

[@CandymanSays]

Also unarmed skill. So when you get disarmed, you can do some kind of dps.@@wobblysauce

[@wobblysauce]

@@CandymanSays that works also.

[@cleversonsutil4495]

0:18 I played that cannon a lot on my Pally in Thunder Bluff :DDDDDDD It was great! Good and funny memories.

[@taylemgames2652]

5:40 Now there is a man desperately not wanting to turn 50.

[@bluemyst42]

Fucking Snorlax was asleep fighting that elite turtle. Thats what heppens when you grind too long.

[@Qilue]

2:39 Finally a priest healer that isn't spamming flash heal.

[@NorNamor]

If you are shadow while leveling flash heal is often the correct heal to spam. Also once you have 350+ healing a downranked flash heal is your go to for everything with some few exceptions: Mana intensive fights (sapphiron) or extremely predictable damage (onyxia, patchwerk) where you would rather use downranked greater heal, AOE damage fights where you spam POH like Vael or Pure HPS fights where you spam max rank flash heal instead.

[@MaxiSokrates]

I can tell you why people use something like the Multishot in a stupid situation. Because people use guides instead of dealing with their class and the enemies, situations, etc. They just keep pressing their buttons because the guide says so in the rotation. People are just brain dead. They can't adapt to any situation or they don't know when to use which ability or, better yet, not to use it. I dont know why these people play hardcore...

[@friedporchetta]

Not even a WoW player but that one hurt ME 7:00

[@sabri_95818]

You can feel the anger inside asmon everytime something or someone mess up 😂😂 it's like PTSD

[@cleversonsutil4495]

3:59 KKKKKKK That's volley spell I believe, or something similar. I have a hunter and we have single-target spells and multi-target ones. Moments like this hunters have to be very careful with what they use to attack.

[@egonzalezjr555]

Am here I was hoping this was Bozo Ozob from cyberpunk

[@Ak3R0]

...Imagine being the healer... and seeing Kungen in your group. RiP

[@project-mk-ultra]

PETRA

[@Kpaxlol]

14:30 why not logout? Is there a reason not to go to character select? ÷ you even save buffs and get rested. Literally no reason to stay afk. Even in town. Just click the 20 seconds timer let it run. You're AFK anyway. Every time you get up, just logout.

[@PawketsArt]

Still come back to watch this-- Still surprising Asmon didn't notice the Armeggeddon casually chillin in my background at 13:37.

[@toro_sensei]

i dont usually watch wow content even though i play the game but these hardcore clips have been so entertaining

[@HoaxManTheOne]

always so funny seeing these priest healers in classic without any downranked spells :D

[@tobiaspause1775]

My naked Warrior died today. lvl 43. Because ranged Dragon-welp plus net-throwing guy were pulled around the corner. Didnt know that net-throwing dwarf-mob and went down fast. My last attempt at turtle-Hardcore. Simply takes waay too much Time. Sadge.. but considering i had to go for 17 more lvls, maybe a Blessing too. Also i absolutely think it is possible to finish the naked Warrior Turtle-Blacksmith-run, if you know the mobs. Its hard, but not at all impossible. In fact at this Position i could have reached 60 just and only by killing neutral turtles in Tanaris.

[@BrennenL]

Dude. Some of the clips in here ARE UNBELIEVEABLE. More than any other compilation before....

[@xiNerdLordix]

I could watch these hardcore fails all day

[@ESFAndy011]

8:37 reminds me of that scene in the Sopranos where Junior talks about how Jackie Jr. almost drowned in 3 inches of water when he was a kid.

[@christinaify]

If they'd have sat and drank the moment they could they could've saved him

[@jigsy3906]

the experience of hc WOW nothing can match that adrenalin I bet his heart was going out of his chest pretty addictive :D

[@fade9004]

the mage at the end wouldve lived if he used his better healing potion instead of the lesser one.

[@molin1]

I think people forget the real cost of a potion is the cooldown. Keeping lower level ones wastes bag space and sets you up to make the wrong choice. Plus, they are dirt cheap.

[@x3dfritz0]

always love the Kungen portion of the broadcast

[@spawn9129]

Can't help but PepeLaugh

[@tonyshaw7420]

Hardcore is not the time for "what does this do?" 😂😂

[@nivyan]

To be fair, being killed by Tirion Fordring himself is an infinitely better story than gravity.

[@insidecross81]

7:52 just needs the sonic drowning music and it would be perfect, i cry laughed so badly.

[@allmight1799]

How does one who has no life forget that he's fighting an elite?

[@remo6991]

I love how that music is still popular 16:25

[@colinhendry6116]

15:13 this has to be the most legendary death of Hardcore, so far lol

[@unhommequicourt]

Meh

[@jpani5953]

The true Hardcore experience is surviving in a group with Kungen.

[@marcelsilva9919]

I never understood why my old guild was so hearthwarm about my hunter, even in my newbie days I NEVER did something like that in the video.

[@TheGamingInvestor]

6:45 tbf I've been jumped by a totally random elite mob before and didnt notice until it was too late lol, but then it again it didnt have a name like that

[@torrybrockert5750]

8:40 kinda not his fault (but still is); so when you jump into the moonwell as a gnome (to do mooncloth or w/e) it submerges you if you aren't aware you can drown this way...clearly

[@Zabzim]

The thing with water in vanilla is you need jump above it in order to make your breath gage reset, this being different from retail which is what gets people killed. Also them mages are terrible. If the mob you are fighting is hitting you melee you are doing something terrible wrong as a mage.

[@emmanuelmacedo1095]

15:47 “PUT YOUR FAITH IN THE LIGHT”

[@dontask3613]

I dont even/havent played WOW in like 10+ years and still these videos are so entertaining, I love how much fun asmon has watching these people get wrecked.

[@Golikol369258]

I swear, Kungen is the biggest morron in this game. "Ohh I´m so sorry guys I didnt know" Group says it was hunter "WTF ARE YOU KIDDING ME BRO???" His mistake - all fine others mistake - WTF BRO?!?!

[@ZugzugZugzugson]

at least "ARE YOU FUKKING KEEDING MEEEEE" is a beloved meme now.

[@VaImorian]

The dude drowning in a fucking Moonwell had me rolling. You cant make this shit up LMFAO

[@hedduyou]

I would never tank general drakk without making the healers literally type out "I will continue healing after the boss is dead because of conflag"

[@doopness785]

Why do priests not press fade?!

[@Weatherman_Ace]

Watching these mistakes are funny and I hope these people take notes on there faults and improve instead of blaming others. I play World of Warships Legends and make a lot of embarrassing mistakes. I used to heavily blame others and now I take notes or rewatch my mess ups. Plus learning how other classes play by playing them myself.

[@mavlac]

The game says if you stick to the road, you are in safe...Seems not always.

[@Redrot272]

I didn't remove it and survived, landed right next to a dead body with like 2% hp

[@H3llgum]

first clip is the definition of , fuck around and find out

[@Haris-V]

08:56 the moment when WoW fails hurts to the soul to react to 😟 not even Asmon thick skin can handle this anymore

[@DCUOArsenic]

There should make a tournament where they try to land in that circle over and over until there is one left but with lvl 60s

[@Valkyrie_3d]

"Its the water where do you think sharks are?"😂😂😂😂

[@MrRaposaum]

I'm glad we have all these HC fail clips so kids can see that people doing the most stupid mistakes in MMOs isn't a "generational thing". When I saw that scattershot at 3:58 I immediately got reminded of how we'd call hunters as huntards in WoW vanilla and why they were so deserving of that nickname. You would know like one hunter that knows how to play their class (or two at most) within 2 years of playing the game and you would remember them well, not for being exceptional players, but just for the paradox of being a hunter player and not be "MOM I POOPED MY PANTS" level of stupid.

[@hypethekomodo6495]

It's actually kinda terrifying how many deaths are from a lack of attention, even in the slightest amount. I feel like I seen drivers who have this mindset.

[@DecayedPony]

The first guy looks like the sweaty gamer meme dude.

[@SimultaneousDarkness]

Our boy Tirion aint fucking around if you dont believe in the Light hard enough.

[@Geliott]

18:40 it was stealther, not dot!

[@lukekunka317]

NEVER walk away from the keyboard. ALWAYS /camp.

[@LG_7984]

Seeing some people's custom UI is worse than watching them die in HC.

[@austinwagner9118]

the mage that could have lived with slow fall was listening to a Naruto creator called NCHammer

[@c0rrupt3dsidd]

you know priests have the potential to be the biggest roaches of them all. if even one of them would realize how useful the fade spell is in these exact situations where the healer pulls aggro... it hurts me as a priest main to see these priests die in dungeons to aggro man

[@NorNamor]

it's not a full drop, so if none else have any real amount of aggro on a mob fade does nothing

[@c0rrupt3dsidd]

@@NorNamor none even try which is even worse lol cant tell you how many times fade has saved my ass

[@Endslikecrazy]

that second clip deserves everything that might happen because of that UI.. WTF is that

[@ajsweet3984]

I’m so happy I don’t understand this intense level of anger 😅 I’m lucky to have no trauma from bad team mates.

[@mekkiepoo]

7:00 Mage's name checks out xD

[@CrawfordAutomation]

That tank dying to fucking fire for no reason is exactly why I would have to play healer in hardcore... No fucking way am I allowing people to die to that shit, healbot will be in the center of my screen...

[@Raptor091288]

Multishot on a single target pull with a death mob just waiting for an excuse directly next to the boss. Probably still somehow above average hunter intelligence.