riverdale | crack #4 [s1]

[@grashla]

Kevins dad-“Isn’t there a nice gay kid at your school?” Kevin -“Yeah, me.” I love kevin 😂❤️

[@mallorywhite444]

YESSSS BITCH HOW THE FUCK DOESN"T

[@luv.luv.hector5014]

same for me broi

[@cindyle6379]

I need a man to look at me the way Cole looks at a burger

[@himanshi5472]

Dank Meme XD

[@larissapadilla2005]

Dank Meme 😂

[@ritabarraza7135]

better yet, i need Cole to look at me the way he looks at the burger

[@abbifabbi6034]

Dank Meme same we all do

[@289rory]

I need a burger to look at me the way I look at Cole. 😂

[@m_gwb]

Cole eating the burger is my aesthetic.

[@nathanisbombduh]

Itsamee Unicornbtch yes definitely

[@abbifabbi6034]

Itsamee Unicornbtch yes

[@kingkole161]

Itsamee Unicornbtch I

[@julialaxer2508]

cole in a dress is mine.

[@genrawrsourisrex5827]

What does jurgur mean?

[@panicatthepreschool6864]

Veronica: My dad’s in prison. Betty: My dad’s the black hood. Jughead: I almost died. Archie: I-I’m failing math-

[@deajpeg]

Jughead: drug lord mothers

[@mysticalpotato252]

Archie: i went to prison

[@imoalbania2033]

@@mysticalpotato252 and got attacked by a bear

[@sus_amongus7097]

Veronica's dad tried to kill him LOL

[@ainomikkola1600]

Kevin: i'M gAy

[@caramiabaker1106]

I just realised that Jughead's birthday cake is a burger 😲

[@luciel5350]

I- I ME TOO

[@despair_freak9258]

OMG IT DOES

[@magicmcandrew7674]

AGHH

[@ljuza9932]

IT IS, I’M SHOCK

[@maddyhering4368]

Omg I never knew that

[@wilder-girls7694]

Oh my god the 50 shades with Cole and KJ actually killed me... I'm actually having a heart attack

[@purtindy]

SAMEEEEE LMAO

[@ayeshakhanniazi]

same 😂😂

[@carolinearellano9707]

lauren aitken saaame XD IM DEAD

[@chloedesposito2399]

i honestly feel the same way....lmao

[@melroque7367]

lauren aitken omg SAME

[@thegothgal62]

kevin always represents the fandom so well.

[@dramioneheaven1533]

thegothgal62 bish yes

[@harpergrey824]

Who else wants to slap Riverdale writers for not letting Jason talk, and breaking up Bughead like 11 Times❤️😂

[@luciacastro-bigelow8546]

Harper Grey I know I’m late to the reply but i think I know why Jason doesn’t talk. So you probably know the saying ‘dead men tell no tales’. Since Jason died, I think it was an artistic choice to symbolize that. As for breaking up bughead, I don’t have an answer for you lmao

[@fatimapeaceful]

@@luciacastro-bigelow8546 woah that's a profound answer , glad to know I'm not the only one to think deeply about stuff. We would've made good friends

[@fatmah6097]

ME they keep breaking our hearts 💔

[@giaaybar548]

Lucia Castro-Bigelow you are late look at me have been two years and now I reply

[@Miraa221]

Yea

[@indianahohwat5182]

RIP Luke Perry for real tho.. 😭😭 1966 - 2019..

[@sierragoldshard1412]

He died on my birthday. As if it hadn't been shitty enough.

[@kaidenjones8016]

My friend told me he had a stroke and she said Fred Andrews instead of Luke Perry so I was like ok lol then I realized she meant Luke and I didn’t know what to do I was just so confused and I really though he would make it out

[@brownied4026]

Don’t use his death for clout

[@zarahcv1238]

Wait WHATTTTT

[@annabelcranston3618]

❤️

[@veronicaabano5543]

Archie, Betty, Veronica, Jughead and Vegas (Archie's Dog) = Scooby-Doo

[@sunnyisfictional]

No, Kevin would be Scooby 😂

[@sofya7986]

Or hot dog

[@oovoojaver9171]

sofie k hot dog is too smol😂

[@stephs8939]

Im assuming you have never watched the intro to the archies... hotdog is a big boi

[@wapwafflesandpancakes1510]

sisi saurus omg yes

[@gintuomaite2491]

I actually died at the one where Cheryl plopped into sweetwater river😂😭 and when they were watching the suite life on deck😂

[@theotterislands8642]

LMAO PLOPPEd

[@kyliec.6277]

Gin Tuomaite same

[@coraschellenberg5881]

samee that sound is just frickin hilarious

[@SeanWheeler100]

Well at least Jughead watching Suite Life wouldn't be that big of a paradox since he looks and sounds nothing like Cody. He is older than Cody and has black hair instead of blonde.

[@coralinelovegood8243]

Sean Wheeler lol

[@zairawr6518]

I want to see the Riverdale cast react to this so bad 😂

[@bella.lesliee]

Zaira Matin Yaaaaaaa

[@foreversweet5448]

Notice how at 2:18 everyone else's smile is adorable....and then there's the dad smiling like The Grinch that stole christmas, Thanksgiving and halloween.😂😂😂

[@danielapole5803]

Omg your right

[@megans2577]

😂

[@lex6505]

I don’t know what your talking about Lochlyn is handsome

[@kaylasimon863]

Daniela Pole “christmas thanksgiving and halloween” 💀💀💀💀😭😭

[@april3638]

Forever Sweet AHAHAHAHAH

[@junebugsjukebox]

3:26 when Cole winked I literally died♥️♥️♥️

[@francesbarber4203]

hadley carradine I AM SHOOKETH TOO!

[@moonlightdustu6728]

#shook

[@brionnab8472]

I got pregnant

[@nothisispatrick5046]

audrey porcasi I winked back 😂😂😂

[@Dana_NC]

ME TOO WOMAN

[@kaseyholland2882]

*jason* : main person basically in season 1 *also jason* : never hear him speak in the show

[@caitlinart9410]

The fact that it started with a clip from The Office makes it better lmao

[@friendsaccount3500]

Caitlin Art yup

[@Username-eq7fh]

Caitlin Art true

[@carmelcarmen5500]

E X A C T L Y

[@faithchapman5346]

CHERLY FALLING IN AND THE LITTLE DROP AHAH IM CRYING 11:24

[@larissaroc]

LMAOO

[@pandapanda136msp3]

I died at that part😂😂😂

[@sunnyisfictional]

Cherly

[@planetgeorgie5107]

why do i find cole eating that burger so freaking adorable

[@Zoe-ko3us]

planetgeorgie Because it is

[@cristina9279]

planetgeorgie hello lana del Rey fan

[@kakyoin2850]

I do too-

[@bugheadjones2574]

We all do

[@happybean2228]

planetgeorgie he is daddy

[@fexbugs]

I dedicate my life to bughead

[@moonlightdustu6728]

Sameeee

[@abbysartor6008]

Soup I was until I watched 5 feet apart now if 50/50

[@hihell8497]

Sameeee ....

[@happybean2228]

Same, they are the cutest

[@達郎03]

I dedicated my life to beronica

[@riverdaleismylifedealwithi9086]

Literally everyone: Cole is DADDY Me: FP JOOOOOOONES!!!!

[@達郎03]

Riverdale is my life Deal with it FINALLY SOMEONE WHO LIKE SOMEONE ELSE THAN COLE

[@avlexi]

COLE IS FATHER

[@haileyvelarde]

I love them both

[@viola3431]

OMG YES, FINALLY SOMEONE LIKE ME

[@iklimbas]

Rick Sancez C-137 it’s actually lili

[@t0xic_c]

i want someone will look like me just like Cole look at his burger

[@anniedoesmakeup5168]

Believer forget someone else. I want cole to look at me the way he looks at a burger.

[@theotterislands8642]

Yes kevin keller appreciation

[@notacreativeusernamejr.1214]

Theotter Islands OMFG YES

[@niyabiyapapaya]

*Mr. blossom wig is snatched😂😂💀*

[@wisteria178]

Niyaaa Lynn which one? 😂

[@zarahcv1238]

@@wisteria178 😂😂😂

[@ruby-zg9nf]

Which one his jealousourising wig?

[@sophiafreel8132]

cole makes eating amazing.

[@r.r815]

Wow I cant believe Cole created eating

[@evewest5777]

True

[@lucy5712]

R .R they never said that

[@caitlinsouber6608]

WAIT JUGHEAD HAD A BURGER CAKE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY AND IM ONLY JUST REALISING

[@bethany2130]

Omg same i'm so disappointed in myself lol

[@jaydaleann6313]

Caitlin same me to

[@elsastralin8916]

Caitlin oooo I didn’t saw that before you write it omgggg

[@jazz-cq7cd]

😂😂😂 This further proves his addiction to burgers.

[@dariaavram5746]

Caitlin OMG I DIDNT REALISE :)))

[@bethanyleberthon5914]

Doctor: you have 13:03 minutes to live Me: *goes directly to this video*

[@somerandomperson359]

Then you get a 13:03 minute ad

[@infinite__gamer9620]

some random person ha

[@caroline-yy6gb]

Well that’s a very oddly specific time....

[@sillybillysociety69]

WTF I JUST REALIZED THAT RIVERDALE IS HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL FOR AN OLDER AUDIENCE

[@kittymeowzzz]

Happy to smile Jenkins fortunately it's not a musical though

[@caragrace6167]

with the added bonus of murders😂

[@mariam-bk4xt]

Luckycharmzz that changed in season two.

[@faithhaynes3494]

LOL what older Audience? 80 percent of the people who watch river dale are 12 or younger

[@ye0733]

//Julie the uni\\ JASON AND CHERYL BE BOPPIN TO THE TOP

[@emmalee6421]

Burger + Jughead = BUGHEAD(the real ship)

[@yuumatekkan6661]

otp

[@達郎03]

We stan

[@deweerwolftweeling8844]

EmmaLee no its burghead

[@TicklishElmo]

Omg yes I ship it!!!

[@tatianavigneauurtizberea1818]

i ship it more than jugy !!

[@cherrytoli]

“Isnt there a nice gay kid at your school?” “Yeah, me” BAHAHA same 😂

[@leeleew22]

I have just seen Cole Sprouse eat a burger sexily.My life is complete

[@aimiewashere]

Tfw you realise that jugheads birthday cake is a burger 🍔 😂😂

[@so-wy9tj]

Ignore this. These are just replay buttons of my favorite parts bc I watch these clips every day 😂 11:05 9:31 6:32 1:57 4:08 5:18 0:49

[@lillyvandriest8470]

meme 12:30 , Sorry I had to XP

[@charleighhawk5804]

Lixlla love that one

[@MV-rt4hy]

meme half of them are with FP hahahha I love him so much too

[@dancerxo9339]

Don’t forget 1:00

[@swayjohnson186]

Lilly Vandriest yassssss

[@christabelll08]

4:10 - 4:18 WHY ARE RIVERDALE DADS SO HOT????!!!

[@sage-ro2yy]

Except Hiram and Hal and Claudius

[@nonofyourbusiness7086]

Ruby-Rose _ Hiram is hot 😍

[@duckster-fos2747]

I’m kinda creeped out rn-

[@JUNIIBUG_]

Cause most of them are DILFS

[@diavolyne]

‘Anything you want to ask?’ ... ‘WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE?’

[@duckster-fos2747]

I asked: why don’t YOU have bread in YOUR pocket?

[@jillmason2776]

the "it's raining men" 😂👌🏻

[@oliviamontgomery9664]

Jill HALLELUJAH ITS RAININ MENNNNN

[@ulla373]

its from vampires suck

[@lealedoux7564]

Best Riverdale CRACK I've seen until now ! "I'm not jealous ! What does he have that I don't have, besides from the fangirls, and the pretty hair, and those gorgeous green eyes ? - Don't forget my sweet ass ! - Yeah, and a sweet ass !"

[@djcarameldeviljaycry4831]

Léa Ledoux do you where that came from??

[@judy6100]

Get someone that look at u the way Cole looks at a burger..lol

[@littledollhearts1113]

judy Lol

[@wastedratz8272]

judy ikr

[@spacemom8704]

Yes. Also, I am Cole sort of too because food is my first love...

[@billier1882]

Ha I wish

[@ellarailton4752]

Get someone who loves u the way I love Cole

[@hannahmarie2582]

Everyone does realize Fp & Alice could never get married or date, because that would make Jughead and Betty siblings. Which would ruin the best ship lmao.

[@lilireinhartsupremacy6336]

I mean they are they share a brother

[@hiyo3274]

I lost it at 2:32 😂 my dad was worried bc I was alone in my room rolling in the floor lol

[@moonchild8623]

I always forget they are suppose to be sophomores in highschool

[@akwkoskqlleld6391]

Finn Dameron I think the writers did too, hope you checked out season 2

[@kermitsuicide3417]

Army

[@thea._x6880]

Do you know what grade Polly is supposed to be in

[@dramioneheaven1533]

Crazy_Fangirl They act like their in college

[@dramioneheaven1533]

They act like there in the last year of college

[@sophiamirador2741]

WHEN CHERYL FALLS THROUGH THE ICE AHDHAJDHAHAHAH

[@fayedamluji7787]

I'm so in love with cole like he's so perfect why I want him

[@intheesnow]

I be high on that Riverdale Crack XD

[@happybean2228]

Same, it’s gotten to the point where I’m calling jughead daddy

[@kylielabrant9201]

@@happybean2228 oh god😆

[@scarletttetetetwtdttsfasfs6376]

The Riverdale writers are higher than my grade and my grades are pretty high

[@noyatzenvirt1395]

I love your profile pic

[@scarletkitty110]

Jingle jangle? 🤔

[@stephs8939]

Archies here! Bettys here, veronica too. Reggies here. But what about Jughead, Where are you??

[@Kira-hd3jb]

Everyone is like BUGHEAD IS ENDGAME!! But I can just think of BURGHEAD ( juggy and the burger)

[@ecom3129]

Kira3845 YASSSSSSSSSSS YAS QUEENNNN

[@giallotine]

I live for your riverdale crack ❤️😂

[@teeoginni8257]

Audrey Maria that's what's keeping me alive till season 2

[@johanw2209]

what i love the most about ur riverdale cracks is that u include all ships thanks for uniting the fandom lmao

[@vinagorgees]

Jughead + burger = 😮😍

[@granny__daddy1864]

=💀

[@deajpeg]

Bughead

[@Rafaela_15]

Burghead😂🤷‍♀️

[@meg2805]

i died in class and then got a detention lmao 😂

[@z.o.3529]

Am I the only one who is amazed by Polly's smile 😍😍

[@valkluge4]

FP IS DADDY AND BUGHEAD IS LIFE K THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY BYE

[@karinaszubert]

Val Kluge OMFG FP IS SO DADDY

[@CosmicSteph]

Val Kluge FUCKING SAME DUDE! YES!👏

[@wendiwasden7088]

Val Kluge Naw fam, FP is granddaddy, because Jughead is daddy

[@289rory]

YAS, I AGREE. OMG.

[@trillestsammy_2380]

Val Kluge YES BITCHHHH SKEET IS DADDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@bella-rg4mw]

My only question, where was Nana Blossom when Cheryl burnt down the estate?

[@merismce]

bella I ask the same thing

[@jordged7034]

Same here?

[@junebugsjukebox]

Same

[@makenziemaynard1765]

Same

[@mehukatti1417]

same

[@moniquearteaga4769]

Totally fangirling at 3:00 😂😂...I think some of you would know why. 💞💞💞💞

[@lexiasmith589]

When it went to Polly and Jason looking at each other lovingly I thought Jason was Archie. I was WOAH WOAH WAIT A MINUTE WHAT DID I MISS

[@chebrinaspellblossom8813]

4:26 HAS ME ON THE FLOOR WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE ITS NOW AN INSIDE JOKE WITH MY BEST FRIEND OMG

[@kevingreenfield4815]

Them watching Suite Life and crying was the greatest

[@kxllix]

When Betty and Jughead were getting it on all I thought about where how cute their children would be xD

[@bubblegumb298]

Lol me

[@princehowardftm1410]

The coopers 🎶We are a psycho family🎶 🎶We got no sanity with me🎶

[@audrapratt9379]

00:28 I thought barb was dead Wait this is Riverdale

[@smoredreyharsley5865]

Audra Pratt 😂😂😂 that was beautiful

[@theaaugustyn1029]

😂😂😂

[@marijanazivkovic8312]

Same reaction here😂😂😂

[@Imhomophobicjk]

Yesss

[@Lucy-qj4gz]

🎶 Hot Potato 🎶

[@notacreativeusernamejr.1214]

Liv's Life is there a whole video to that

[@meahkatz6738]

Li

[@meahkatz6738]

Oops that was not meant to happen

[@moimoimoi12]

Yes

[@yahairaalvarez2605]

Jugheads cake is a burger 😂😂❤❤🍔

[@emilia4390]

I want someone to look at me the way Jughead looks at that sandwhich.

[@djcarameldeviljaycry4831]

Emilia Villarreal this guy

[@charlotteeskeskesk7486]

it’s a burger bich how dare you disrespect jughead

[@taralove8830]

OMFG I CHOKED ON MY SALIVA WHEN FP WAS WATCHING KEVIN AND (I forgot his name) serpent boy kissing 😂😂💀

[@taralove8830]

Joaquin **

[@ohyeahyeah160]

serpent boy😭😂

[@gwenvialpando4994]

tara love Joaquin

[@balls7392]

tara love Waulken 😂

[@thayllinf]

tara love Joaquin😂

[@nightcoregirl9147]

''That was haunting, Betty...'' LOL LMAO

[@jisooshuahong]

Have a tip for ya: Dont drink while watching cracks lol xD .

[@dumbpotatoo7883]

Before I read this I drink😂

[@longassride1212]

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!?!?? 4:32

[@MV-rt4hy]

no jams «did u kill json»

[@clooh5015]

no jams I was scrolling the comments looking for that comment 😂

[@vecnegro]

This is why I love us Armys 😂

[@vecnegro]

WHAT ARE YOU?! AN IDIOT- AN IDIOT SANDWICH!

[@ashbahalvi5475]

armyyyy

[@vinalibhaidkar2191]

10:28 😂😂😂😂😂 I had to pause the video for a few minutes because I couldn't stop laughing

[@lilly3495]

Lol same

[@alisonabthorpe3956]

OMG 😂😂😂😂

[@szabinabecsi6052]

SAME OMG

[@sloths.enthusiast7419]

someone needs to edit the scene where Archie is sweating with lying is the most fun... and pair that with the iconic "cole wore a dress!1!" moment like please

[@e.r.g6681]

10:44 That face in the right bottom corner tho.... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I STILL CAN’T STOP MYSELF FROM LAUGHING 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂

[@evilbabyarra7780]

COLE SPROUSE IS KING AND QUEEN!!!!!!

[@kaylyn3198]

COLE IS FATHER

[@jodytran8026]

Cole's wink at 3:27 KILLED ME

[@alinacodrea7841]

Jody Le And me

[@MsBambina123]

Awesome. And that Michael Jackson meme is me when I watch the TV Shows I love and read through some Twitter drama. 😂👍

[@ashurieta8106]

3:18 LONG LIVE #JURGER 😂🍔

[@autumnjade3042]

Ashley U lol😂😂

[@snooozysnail8008]

the scene where betty sings happy birthday to jughead is the most terrifying scene in riverdale. periodt.

[@heyimmimi]

I watched this like a month ago, and then like a week later I wanted to watch it again so I searched through so many riverdale cracks and I'm so glad I found it cause it's hilarious

[@trenbananish1697]

4:08 im so glad im not the only one who finds this man attractive

[@trenbananish1697]

Only with the beard HAw

[@kiwiishuman6656]

He is totally but only with his beard

[@kaitlyncorsi-goodfellow1227]

Trenity Bananish yessssss😍😍

[@iz1414]

Trenity Bananish of course ur not

[@tonizamarra3354]

Same 👍🏻😂

[@vesper_calytrix]

Petition for an entire video of just Cole Sprouse eating burgers

[@seduizer]

I started freaking out at the mj popcorn thing cause Im a huge mj fan and I love riverdale and it's like you combined my two loves in one and plus I couldn't stop laughing

[@kalagefferson5069]

Slaying Jackson lol same

[@rw8512]

Everybody: Jughead is DADDY 🤤 FP:Hold my beer

[@bigwolfy7541]

They are both daddy

[@kaylyn3198]

Jughead is father.

[@Mars-tb2jr]

My heart stops when someone dramatic or some thing big or surprising happens in Riverdale do I basically stop breathing for hours

[@liltwinstars]

wHEN ALICE'S VOICE WAS DEEP I SPAT OUT MY DRINK

[@rapmonssugacookies8245]

Is it bad that I've watched this so many times that when I type in "ri"' in my search bar it comes up as Riverdale Crack4😂😂

[@izzyg1369]

Rap mons Suga cookies same!

[@avaredfern2275]

Same 😂😂

[@aznvibe4675]

I can't wait till season 2, ;)

[@li.sartoriussartorius7911]

DewyV Games same

[@panicatthedisco21crybabies24]

DewyV Games same

[@emmacarlson8690]

azn vibe FUCK THATS TONIGHT.

[@raynsterr]

azn vibe when does it come out on Netflix

[@kelliannespry3912]

i just want bughead to b back together and cheronica to happen

[@sneedygidget]

Okay so we’re not gonna talk about 1:00... ok

[@killme83]

Gidget Green c

[@marjorieteipelfauri]

*OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY 😂😂😂😂😂* *_I love Riverdale so much_*

[@pukenirisblompot6196]

2:59 Only real glee fans know Thats not Katy, but Santana singing

[@m_papaya2344]

Pukeniris Blompot YESSSSSSS I WAS LIKE "OMG IT'S SANTANA"

[@beanztrash4760]

Pukeniris Blompot OMG YES

[@siobhanshannon9284]

Pukeniris Blompot GLEE GLEE GLEE

[@Chloe-if7hw]

yes omg

[@mollymcginley6843]

Pukeniris Blompot YESSSSSSSSS

[@Spidress_Lps]

Jugheads dad: These kids are more on the ball then the sheriff. Betty's mom: HA BEECH DATS WHAT YOU THINK!

[@immy7271]

I lost it at where's the lamb sauce 😂😂😂😂

[@sarmadabbas4412]

Can we talk about how Joaquin was eyeing the birthday cake

[@mariakurejova1677]

Mama Cooper is the best ❤

[@francesbarber4203]

maria kurejova except for when she joins the farm and then sells the family house ♥️♥️♥️

[@francesbarber4203]

Love that for you

[@isimplywanttobeloved3777]

The thumbnail is my 3 daily moods

[@fertorres6179]

I had to stop the video after 20 seconds cause I was laughing so hard

[@JustMe-zv3ie]

3:08 - 3:28 is all what we ever wanted to watch😂😍

[@sasharoper1282]

ways jughead suduses the ladies: -the way he eats -how hes a loner -when he winks

[@ljuza9932]

I’m in love with moment where Kevin said “i love those shoes”

[@coolbees2596]

I lost it in the beginning when Cheryl ran backwards

[@maya-uz9cg]

when alices voice was deep i dropped my waffle thanks a bunch

[@Diliosa]

I love it when there are the writers and the fandom and the shippers 😂❤️🌸

[@aarmauships8d258]

3:26 OMFG that wink had me so shook I had a nosebleed 😂😘😍

[@amberk4telynne]

10:29 IM LITERALLY DEAD IM LIKE ROLLING ON THE FLOOR🤣🤣

[@starryy222]

Honestly this brightened up my day lol x