RIVERDALE writers added ALIENS and it couldn't be worse [cringe]

[@choijisul]

Are we surprised? No, no we are not. Next thing you know, those aliens are controlled by Hiram who is also an alien which means Veronica is half alien so begins the cringe fest of her ‘becoming human’ arc.

[@edsterrock]

Don’t give the writers any ideas!

[@edsterrock]

Riverdale writers: write that down! Write that down!

[@nadadwella7093]

stop leaking the rest of the season's script

[@eiffelviolet]

I think Tabitha is an alien.

[@marichatismynameandladynoi1990]

@@eiffelviolet same lol

[@completechaoswithdani]

Cheryl: I’ve seen a porcelain doll possessed by my DECEASED BROTHER move faster than you lot Cheerleading squad: *not even fucking FAZED*

[@botnet7175]

the most realistic reaction, of course!

[@_mari_1555]

Same vibes when the teacher fell out the window and no one but Jughead reacted

[@completechaoswithdani]

@ Marisol Rodriguez honestly tea 😂🤚

[@fiona5178]

just like us, they're probably used to all their bullshit lmao

[@Phoenixonfire21]

@Candelaria Yes it did

[@claireruane3584]

wait- wasn’t hiram like dying of a muscle condition in season 4 and yet 7 years later he’s THRIVING buying riverdale out

[@cuteprograstinator9970]

he´s fine cause he did street fights... yeah idk either

[@claireruane3584]

@@cuteprograstinator9970 it literally makes no sense though 💀

[@botnet7175]

oh shit yeah I forgot. Guess the writers did too...

[@forksssss8483]

It's riverdale

[@DreamsAreMakeBelieve]

Lifted the entire plot out of empire... including the singing :/

[@honami4237]

Betty is always in serious sh*t whilst everyone else is sorting out fricking daddy issues or something 🤦‍♀️

[@pau3264]

I LOVE YOUR NAME AND PFP

[@willowpetersen31]

EXACTLY LIKE GURL YOUR IN HIGH SCHOOL CHILL

[@mahi93162]

@@willowpetersen31 they're not in hs anymore but yeah😭

[@willowpetersen31]

@@mahi93162 yeah I know but most of the show they were 😂

[@ellierose4503]

Yeah Betty’s always too busy trying to manage her “serial killer genes” and her “darkness” 💀

[@isa-te4ps]

is veronica ever gonna stop calling her dad daddy? like, come on you're 25

[@botnet7175]

no, at his funeral she'll be like "Daddy was the daddiest daddy there ever was"

[@hemanti940]

@@botnet7175 pls why can I hear her say that, but then again I don't think Hiram will ever have a funeral, mans might just conspire with the aliens to become immortal

[@isa-te4ps]

@@botnet7175 GET OUT OF MY HEAD NOW HER VOICE IS STUCK IN MY BRAIN SAYING THIS

[@itsbritneybitch9676]

Why can I hear her say it as I read it lmao

[@dream-lh4pc]

I mean, in my country you call your mom "mummy" and dad "daddy" for your whole life

[@jrmyjerome]

“Sound the sirens neenoneeno” lol wtffffff 😭😭😭💀💀

[@batoolmeer1079]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BEOMIEPRINCESS]

They are literally doing whatever they want at this point. And they been stopped trying to make it Make sense. I can't believe there's still people who watch this show

[@mahi93162]

if anyone watches it, it's to laugh about it at this point

[@notky848]

I love river dale with my whole heart. Like it is so bad that it's fantastic.

[@degeneratequeen3559]

@@notky848 its a shit show but an entertaining shit show

[@savagebuck]

Most people WHO actually watch Riverdale, don't care what those who don't watch think. And those who don't watch, love to express what they think. The writers probably FEED OFF these non-watcher rants. LOL. And I don't watch Riverdale.

[@savagebuck]

I BET YOU THAT 90% of these comments DON'T watch Riverdale.

[@Itsnikkiiiie]

The writers were so dumb if they really wanted to add that supernatural element, they should have taken some of the elements from Sabrina the teenage witch since greendale is right beside them. Now I’m not saying putting everything completely bc merging both story line of the shows is shitty but they could have done some cross over stories. I stopped watching mid season 2 cuz after the whole Jason thing it’s like they had no ideas and it’s just endless problems that don’t make sense. Hell. they could have made it a badass show. And wtf are the characters Fr ?

[@Redjanuary17]

What if they do it on purpose?

[@Ella-px1xw]

They actually planned to do this but Sabrina was cancelled so now they can’t

[@Itsnikkiiiie]

@@Ella-px1xw they took too long 😐😐😐. And they didn’t need the show to keep running they could have still pulled in some elements

[@fayc_fayc2115]

Cheryl screaming at the cheerleaders reminded me so much of “you think this is hard. Try getting water boarded THATS hard” - Sue Sylvester

[@solavidroa8484]

LMAOO Sue is iconic

[@fayc_fayc2115]

@@solavidroa8484 she really is ✨😌

[@claireruane3584]

i’m actually excited for the other half of riverdale to come out- for videos like this

[@hermionestranger4964]

ikr? This is so entertaining. At this point, I haven't watched a SINGLE episode of Riverdale, but over the past 2 years I've been regularly bingeing on Riverdale recap and crack vids xD

[@claireruane3584]

@@hermionestranger4964 aghh i’ve been absolutely blessed with watching every episode of riverdale some multiple times and i’m honestly done, what is the storyline at this point? is there even one? 😂 but these kind of videos really make it for me xD

[@comedygold8055]

@@hermionestranger4964 same

[@mahi93162]

@@hermionestranger4964 lmaooo same this is how I keep up with it, I only watched season 1 of the actual show when it first came out

[@hsmo6924]

whenever i feel like im useless, I just look at riverdale and get cured ✨💕

[@animatorireenie8319]

2:22 The only rational thought. The writers spent all 3 brain cells they shared on this.

[@babyblue28]

Don’t forget 00:42 sis

[@animatorireenie8319]

@@babyblue28 Yeah, you're right.

[@RainyDay_5214]

Are the grown ass adults using the students’ grades as leverage to use them as (unpaid) manual labour?....

[@thebrightest1626]

Tbf that's what all reward systems were like in school

[@mahi93162]

but are we surprised?

[@oDM0o]

I mean schools already sort of do that so 😂

[@CSGray-nf2hx]

We been through this with Glee. It’s not a trope that’ll die anytime soon

[@jimmyhu6014]

Yes, child labor laws be damned.

[@dumbtch-lk5yr]

rmbr when this show was about trying to find who killed cherlys dead brother

[@muskaanwadhera742]

whaaaaaa- oh yeah right.......that happened

[@-THEARCHER]

it's such a different show rn that we all forgot about s1

[@Myreldis]

I miss that....

[@-THEARCHER]

@@Myreldis me too. season one was great

[@Myreldis]

@@-THEARCHER and I miss Jughead and Betty relationship... they were too cute...

[@ggryan1385]

The only things I learned from this video. 1. Riverdale is still a mess 2. in case of a fire, "SOUND THE SIRENS, NEE NAW NEE NAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[@aaravshah5047]

Riverdale is not a mess sorry to say but your fam is a Big Big MESS

[@ggryan1385]

@@aaravshah5047 ?

[@Rvbs235]

@@aaravshah5047 ?

[@onion_bonion]

@@aaravshah5047 ?

[@leboone]

@@aaravshah5047 ?

[@bussybounce3850]

ATP I- the most realistic character is Betty 🏃‍♂️

[@eiffelviolet]

She's crazy though. She almost murdered this random guy while working for the FBI.

[@chloemotsebo2075]

@@eiffelviolet HEY don’t blame her, it’s the ~ serial killer genes ~

[@xxnightwolfxx8513]

I think the most realistic is toni

[@chzd.]

toni is the best girl

[@TrentvsTheWorld]

@@chloemotsebo2075 so stupid😂 the serial killer genes not you

[@crystaline1661]

Ahh shit, we gotta a cereal killer. We already lost Cinnamon Toast Crunch to Hiram, what next? Froot Loops?

[@zenoshinha2482]

Your comment had me dead

[@circusclownn]

don't even I SCREAMED when Betty was like "we have a serial killer"

[@breathinariana3825]

Riverdale honestly is more funny than most comedies.

[@completechaoswithdani]

You don’t understand the RAGE that season five is filling me with but I have come TOO FAR with this shit show to stop now 😵🤚(send prayers)

I jumped out of that trainwreck after season 2. I’ll pray for you. You will be free!

[@francy7042]

@ i unfortunately stayed for season 3 and i couldn't regret it more😃

[@dino2559]

@ same here

[@gretalundberg3618]

I stayed through season 4 idek

[@kaitlyngarrison6930]

@@francy7042 Same bestie 😃

[@eliskanovosadova1924]

they're trying so hard to make Cheryl sue sylvester it's sad

[@th3m00nstone]

HAHA

[@kittyboomboom1040]

Right like they wanna make her the next Chanel Oberlin

[@saiquatabassum6321]

@@kittyboomboom1040 she can't pull it off like Emma roberts

[@nkl5793]

They also tried to make her santana when she was a teenager but since they failed they went for our iconic sue

[@ackerwoman16]

Ereh 😂

[@aligoeswest]

at first I thought Jughead and Archie were singing "sound the sirens neeno neeno" and I just thought "sure why not" didn't even question it

[@mckenziejeanne4508]

Exactly. 😂 I thought it was the musical episode. 💀

[@babyblue28]

I would love to possess a writer in this show so I could write the most wild shit on purpose

[@AJB9806]

Cheryl, a 20-something grown ass woman, dance battled a teenager. *What?!*

[@tatertot1052]

I love how the show says their all adults yet they still act like they're 12

[@noestoo4225]

They've clearly just given up at this point to see how far they can take it until they'd be called off lmao

[@instantnoodle8298]

I'm really hoping there is some sort of """"rational""""" (y'know as rational as it gets in riverdale) explanation for this in the end, because I'll lose my shit if not 😭🤚🏻

[@vecnegro]

possible ending!!!! after the last episode of season 7, jughead wakes from a coma and we realize everything was fake-

[@kailaelissa9926]

@@vecnegro That would make more sense than anything else in the series

[@vecnegro]

@@kailaelissa9926 the writers of riverdale: YO WRITE THAT SHIT DOWN WRITE IT DOWN ✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️

[@hiamyflp]

I hope there is a very irrational explanation because that is what makes Riverdale good.

[@Spaghettimacncheese]

Jughead is dreaming and has been in a mental hospital this whole time

[@marymiranda2687]

That comment at 4:27 WAS EXACTLY MY SAME THOUGHTS WHEN BETTY SAID SERIAL KILLERS!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

[@crown6866]

omgg they got aliens now this is going to be a long fucking ride

[@torresgary2822]

Next season they’ll bring in Jason Vorhees and Freddy Krueger

[@creativeguy1martinez693]

I mean, in season 2 they made the Black Hood a villain even though in the comics he was a Punisher-esque vigilante good guy

[@saiquatabassum6321]

You got the leaked script?

[@creativeguy1martinez693]

@@saiquatabassum6321 oop-

[@abhipsahazra9741]

Riverdale is now my guilty pleasure....and i dont think this show is gonna last much longer

[@irisu-edits]

I don't know how, but it's still supposedly vastly popular on Netflix (maybe because everyone love-hate watching) and they've already been renewed for a season 6 (before S5 has even finished) - so the viewership is warranting this SOMEHOW lmao! i'm glad though because it's hilarious

[@abhipsahazra9741]

@@irisu-edits yaa that's so true...if you're having a bad day, watch riverdale, cz it makes you laugh as nothing here makes sense🤣🤣😂

[@mckenziejeanne4508]

@@abhipsahazra9741 omg yes. 😂 I started watching the show in January for that reason lol

[@gaylordpantamime]

THIS SHOW SUCKS I LOVE IT

[@victoriamckeller-peoples5259]

so the town just didn’t have a fire department??

[@linglingsviolin3454]

this showis so ridiculous that i actually want to watch it lol

[@ewelinastanulewicz8919]

Watch it! Even if just for the cringe videos

[@DWAkhaten]

1:56 This one made me laugh the most. Is it just me, or does Betty almost always talk in a monotone?

[@mermaidmotel2838]

I miss season 1 so much, after that Riverdale became a parody itself

[@AugustVirgo_91]

So instead of doing a crossover with Sabrina, because it would make it too unrealistic. Then you go on and cancel Sabrina, now you introduce Aliens ?

[@dylankennedy3256]

Tbh at least Aliens are canon in the Archie universe 🤷‍♂️ Maybe Adam the Alien is going to be written in

[@TF2Fan101]

Tom Servo: Here we see Jughead looking skyward as an alien spaceship descends towards him! His emotion? Mike: Uh... Shock and disbelief? Tom: *Buzzer Noise* Crow: DULL SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Muskan-rs7ws]

Plz it's like the writers are trying their hardest to cancel Riverdale 😭

[@c.smidgeon2847]

Roberto hears your pleas for help, and they do not go unanswered. *He laughs at your tears.*

[@lucymastri5811]

1:45 i didnt know kevin listened to 1D😆

[@Roryleebrown]

Cannot believe there was a time in season 1 when I thought this show was good 😂

[@kierakara9944]

The 30-year-old woman battling the 15-year-old girl in a dance off with no real moves is the thing that makes the most sense in this whole video

[@hakiymyoung2513]

I just, I just love the complete buffonery that is this show....

[@naomiperez7257]

They have come to the point where they say Riverdale is a joke on his own show 💀

[@kageyamaTOEbio]

“it couldn’t be worse” WHY ARE YOU CHALLENGING THEM😭😭

[@CutieMoli]

I stopped after season 1 and then started watching again through these youtube videos, thanks for your hard work!

[@txsyeye6009]

I truly feel bad for these actors omg

[@FairyBogFather]

i love how tired everyone on this show looks lmfao

[@soulz55]

1:41 i already love you for putting my boy wubs in here lmao

[@t.4861]

Archie and Bettys shower scene was the nearest thing to ACTUAL teenage behaviour

[@Tarikkb]

I feel terrible for the cast

[@irisu-edits]

"aw shit here we go again" literallyy LMAOOO

[@SoonIwillbeawake]

Next thing we know is that Jason is alive

[@daisy5319]

i- .... I can't even think of a clever comment at this moment. I'm just ... uh...i- ... idk ... I want to die ... I think..................

[@ethanpolley1085]

The literal quote that sums up riverdale is “Chile, anyways, so, um”

[@mirsolus7789]

Dude I was literally dying of laughter the whole video! Keep up the great work! Though I understand it must be painful having to watch it.

[@larissa9122]

the nee-ners in the song sound like halsey going NeE-nAr

[@alexwallar8608]

I am genuinely curious what goes on throughout the writers heads when they come up with these ideas

[@clawdmoviemonster]

You’re telling me they cancelled CAOS for making an alien arc in Riverdale

[@terribleeditor4556]

Wait, is Veronica getting high schoolers to help her print out fake money!?!

[@starzies]

Last time I watched Riverdale, Jughead was talking about how his hat made him a weirdo 😭✋

[@MIa-uu7jw]

next thing we'll know is that there are demogorgrons

[@bsxha221]

At this point they are just like- whatever ,people will watch it

[@jadedcomics]

Might need to catch up on this show cause sheriff Keller looking fine as hell

[@ewelinastanulewicz8919]

LMAOO

[@Tstearns2012]

The last person I expected to show up in this was Wubby lmao

[@mcsk111]

The intro is so funny please😭😭

[@oly_olympiadis]

Remember when it was a comic about a friendgroup in the 30s???

[@Grace_378]

The riverdale writers must see these kinds of videos, but if they do then WHY is the show getting worse and not better 😂

[@FlynnArcos]

*kicks open door* *door opens outward” 🥴

[@Levyathyn]

Thank God you made this. Maybe my dreams can come true, and I'll never have to watch another actual episode of the show again.

[@NiranGs]

This show is such a disaster 😭

[@renegadeyoshi341]

1:43 Archie: "I'm lookin' for a few good men." Kevin: "Story of my LIFE." Ladies and gentlemen, he is not kidding. That is Kevin's entire character, motivation, and development.

[@ryanrodrigues1888]

Here for The cringe2

[@twoozumi]

riverdale was meh until it gradually became worse. this is why some tv shows only needed 1 season.

[@kimpossible610]

veronica still calling him (hiram) daddy is cringe enough

[@doublebloggers6661]

The writes took the frase "the only thing left is for the aliens to arrive" seriously

[@zorome3007]

The only reason this show still exist is to give edit accounts content LOL

[@TabithaHolland_]

I am thoroughly disturbed by what riverdale calls "dancing" like bro sticking your ass out isn't a choreography

[@adrianalopezalatorre3397]

All Archie wanted was to be a singer man what the hell happened

[@Add183]

I’m confused I dropped this after season 2, are they supposed to be teachers now? Because they look 30 and not even 30year olds are supposed to “look” 30.

[@ivanamper5323]

Remember when this show used to be good?

[@miguiscorner2735]

you mean never?

[@Spacegirl-l9q]

No

[@sojourndestination3031]

Ya season 1. Simple times

[@jokers_doll7655]

No

[@sojourndestination3031]

🤔 The alien has serial killer genes. There I said it. Also I'm copywriting this so the writers can't use this.

[@sweetheartsz]

why does jughead looks like he's 30

[@alfraecalumag6630]

Why continued this and not chilling adventures of Sabrina? Like its a billion times better than this

[@YellowElliot09]

The riverdale writerse are Out of ideas. So they only have bad ones left

[@erinyarbrough3697]

Honestly the only reason I kept watching was because Betty and jughead. I just loved their relationship but now they are not even together so I can’t get myself to watch the 5th season lol

[@nicoletti345]

What class does veronica teach? Money laundering?

[@Camille-iv8lo]

I’m literally addicted to these videos 😭😭😭

[@amethyst4zhy]

Not Veronica casually committing a federal crime in the middle of her fucking classroom

[@joereynolds6724]

Bettys storyline is actually good like it’s no supernatural shit and it’s the only one that’s intriguing

[@iamthemarshmallow7695]

I read the title and just blinked for a couple seconds

[@Tamaki742]

This is like, they remember something about "OH THE COMICS HAD THAT CROSSOVER WITH XENOMORPHS" so they... Half - assed it.

[@AMI_inLOVE]

For like the 4th time? Another killer- but are we surprised? No not really

[@sarahni]

No matter how much I love these videos I feel like they're kinda fuelling the fire

[@t.4861]

Whenever i feel regret about something i remember the cast of riverdale signing their contracts, and STUCK IN THE STUPID SHOW And i feel 💗✨regret free✨💗

[@4lclovers]

At first I was like WHAT THE HELL but now it kinda makes sense ngl I mean it is riverdale, its bound to be ridiculous

[@ericakimball7789]

Wait 3:30 wtf isnt that Agatha from the Sabrina show??? Why are there so many crossovers between these shows that never have an explanation😭

[@Moondustsmellsfunny]

Not Cheryl doing a dance off again 😭😭😭

[@Darth_Bateman]

Archiekins is auto corrected on my phone....fuck my actual life.